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02x12 - Peter Grill and the Future Legacy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time". Aired: July 11, 2020 – December 26, 2022.*
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Peter Grill, warrior of the Brave Swordsmen's Guild, has emerged victorious at an international fighting tournament and is crowned the strongest man in the world.

02x12 - Peter Grill and the Future Legacy

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Wh-what’s going on?!

An earthquake?!

Is that a–

C-cicada-mole!

Impossible!

They’re not extinct?!

I-it’s enormous!

And it’s got two heads!

Look out! It’s a cicada-mole!

They’re back!

P-Peter-kun!

We need you

Where are you?!

Episode 12: Peter Grill and the Future Legacy

The cicada-mole

It’s headed for the crystal statue!

Oh crap, the Guildmaster’s sitting right next to it!

Father!

Take cover somewhere safe. I’ve got this!

Settle down, Luvellia. You needn’t trouble yourself.

But–

He’s absolutely right.

You needn’t lift a finger.

Now be a good girl and listen to your father.

Follow my lead, Mimi!

Roger that, Sis!

Gigan-style Secret Art: Double Blue Sky Axe Slash!

What?!

It’s too strong!

Step aside, you ham-fisted brutes!

And witness the power of ancient Elvish magic

in all

its forbidden glory!

Did they get it?!

It’s still alive!

Goodman, go and fetch my sword.

B-but sir!

U-um

Hey, everyone! Look up there!

Peter-kun!

You b*stard!

Misslim?!

I’ll explain everything later.

In the meantime, let me handle the cicada-mole!

This thing’s got an armored shell.

It’s virtually indestructible, a lot like Orichalcum.

BUT!

A weapon MADE of Orichalcum

oughta slice through it like butter!

Peter Grill! Peter Grill! Peter Grill!

Peter Grill!

Peter-kun!

Luvellia-senpai

Peter Grill

In spite of these unforeseen circumstances,

your actions today were nothing

short of dutiful and righteous.

Thank you, sir!

However

Can you please explain why our prized sword,

passed down through the Guild for generations,

has mysteriously changed shape?

I can’t tell him it had to be turned into

an axe if we were going to fix it in time!

Improvise!

With all due respect

I took a tour of the village prior to today’s ceremony,

and I came to the conclusion that we ought to

reevaluate our current relationship with the Dwarves.

Peter-kun feels the same way I do?

Therefore, in an effort to rectify the unequal

terms of the alliance, I deliberately–

Yes, deliberately!

–commissioned Lady Misslim,

one of the Dwarves’ most talented blacksmiths,

to redesign the sacred sword!

Look!

You saw the strength of its

blade with your very own eyes.

This town is home to a whole slew of blacksmiths

who possess the knowledge

and expertise needed to forge Orichalcum.

So I say we put an end to this unfair agreement!

The Guild’s forces should stand

ready to defend the Dwarves,

and the Dwarves should use their

smithing skills to craft weapons for the Guild.

I say we form a mutually beneficial

alliance that satisfies everyone!

That makes sense!

If the strongest man in the world says so,

who am I to disagree?!

Misslim!

You forged a weapon? YOU?

To help save the village?!

W-well, um I guess so

I can hardly believe it!

Dad, you’re embarrassing me

Father, let’s make this a productive conversation

I’d say that went well.

Now ya gotta hold up YOUR end,

includin’ the c*ck goo!

My end?

Don’t play dumb. I expect your full cooperation.

This lucky girl’s got it made in the shade!

Sir Peter!

I want you to know that Misslim told me everything.

Oh, Lord Gordo

What?!

You wished to ask a favor of me, Luvellia?

Father, I–

Guildmaster, Lady Luvellia.

The preparations for our departure are complete.

Come, Luvellia. Let us talk on the journey home.

No. I won’t be going back until you agree to hear me out!

Excuse me?

I-I know we already discussed this, but

I’d like to go on a nice vacation with Peter-kun!

I got us tickets for a–

Wha–?!

Enough of this nonsense, Luvellia!

Come along, sweetheart It’s time for us to go home.

Alright?

Peter-kun, I

It’s a trick to help us be brave.

Peter-kun

Father, if you’re going to be unreasonable,

then I’m moving out!

How much junk does she intend to bring?

Why do we have to share with HER?!

I suppose this means we’ll have to recalculate

our daily slam chowder intake again

How do I always end up adding MORE to the collection?!

And what’s worse!

Sir Peter, Misslim told me everything.

What?!

I’m truly honored that you would

break up with Lady Luvellia

in favor of providing a stable life for my daughter!

Break up with Luvellia-senpai?!

Y-you think I’m going to marry Misslim?

Surely you wouldn’t lay a finger on my daughter unless

you were willing to make a serious commitment

N-no, of course not

And I have no doubt that you’ll

prioritize my daughter’s happiness

so as to preserve the newfound mutual

relationship between the Dwarves and the Guild!

DWARF!

Gimme a break

Does he seriously expect me to break up with her?

Uh-oh I’m in trouble!

If those five find out about this!

Sure, we’ll keep it a secret

if you give us more tube lube!

Yeah, that tracks.

Then again

Maybe I could just whisk Luvellia-senpai

away to an exotic land,

somewhere we can be alone together

No way!

I’m not brave enough to–

Peter-kun!

L-Luvellia-senpai?

Come back, milady!

Please, Lady Luvellia! Don’t run away, I beg of you!

“Run away”?!

Take my hand!

What the heck, Senpai?!

You’re running away?

I am.

My father won’t give me permission to take a vacation.

So I decided to do it anyway.

Will you accompany me?

Sure!

Okay then. Let’s go, Peter-kun!

On our long overdue trip!

He leavin’ us behind!

That sneaky jerk!

Sir Peter

Well, well

The caged bird finally learned

how to spread her wings and fly.

Get back here, Senpai!

Are you okay with it being just us two?

You imbecile!

Are you okay with it being just us two?

Of course.

If I’m with you, it doesn’t matter where we go!

She’s right.

Nothing else matters.

Luvellia-senpai’s the only one I need.

So long as you’re by my side

So long as you’re by my side

Even when the going gets tough

I know we’ll pull through.

And together, we’ll make our own happily-ever-after!

LUVELLIAAAAA!

Lisa, Vegan, & Mimi

Akira Itsuki, Kururu Kurasaka,

& Momo Taiga

Thank you for watching!