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01x10 - Faster Faster/You Don't Say

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Pikwik Pack". Aired: November 7, 2020.*
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Four animal friends work together to deliver magical surprises to the kind citizens of their bustling town.

01x10 - Faster Faster/You Don't Say

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Pikwik Pack ♪

-Suki! ♪

-Axel! ♪

-Hazel! ♪

-Tibor! ♪

[whimsical music]

[water splashing]

[motor whirring]

[tires squealing]

[chugging]

La la la ♪

La la la ♪

La la la ♪

[whimsical music]

Pikwik Pack ♪

[Axel] Faster, Faster!

[joyful humming]

[gasping] There it is!

Pikwik Canyon.

It's so beautiful.

Ooh, I'll take a snappy snapshot of it

with my camera.

Just need to back up to get it all in.

Oh!

Pikwik Canyon is just too big

and beautiful to fit in a photo.

Hmm. How can I take

this big, beautiful view home with me?

[Suki] Okay, Pikwik Pack,

everybody ready to pretty up Pikwik Post?

Yeah!

I love giving the post

a fresh coat of paint.

And I love giving the plants

a little trim.

And those light bulbs need changing.

[static crackling]

I've got the perfect thing!

My all-new, handy-dandy grabbers.

They let me grab anything

that's too far away.

[wrench clicking]

Whoops!

-Might need a little adjusting.

-[laughing]

Well, there sure is a lot of dusting,

so I better get to it.

-Ahah achoo!

-[knocking on door]

Huh? I wonder who that could be?

Professor Hoot!

Hoot-a-loo, Pikwik Pack!

Hi, Professor Hoot!

What do you think of

my new handy-dandy grabber?

Whoa!

Oh, very clever invention, Axel.

Now I need your help

with one of my inventions.

Meet my brand new

mechanical assistant, "Mia".

Wow, a real robot!

-[Mia beeps]

-[chuckles]

I know how much you love gadgets, Axel.

So, who better to help me test it?

You picked the perfect day to test it out,

Professor Hoot.

We're prettying up the post today,

so there's lots to do.

Like change a light bulb?

[beeping]

-[whirring]

-[upbeat music]

Wow, high-five!

[clapping]

Mia really does get things done,

Professor.

She sure does.

Faster than you can say "robot".

What else can Mia do?

Well, why don't you try

pushing some buttons and find out?

Oh, boy, where should I start?

Hmm.

-I know.

-[beeping]

[Axel] And go!

[playful music]

[giggling]

Whoa!

[playful music]

[scissors snipping]

Whoa!

-[deflated chords]

-Whoa!

[playful music]

[liquid sloshing]

-[gasps]

-[Profesor laughing]

Oops! I think you may have pushed

one too many buttons, Axel.

[laughter]

Mia is awesome and so fast!

[mechanical whirring]

[gasping]

[magical music]

Hip hip hooray,

there's a package on the way!

[laughter]

[whimsical music]

[magical music]

Yay, the package is here!

-Who is it for?

-Where does it go?

The tag will tell us what we need to know.

It's going to Carmen

at Pikwik Canyon,

and the package needs to get there fast.

Let's check the map and make a plan.

Okay, team.

We need to deliver the package

from Pikwik Post,

past Farmer Francis' Blueberry Farm,

around Muddy Marsh,

and all the way up to Pikwik Canyon.

That's a very twisty-turny journey.

My truck would be perfect for it!

But I really wanted to stay

and see what else Mia can do.

Why don't you make the delivery with Mia?

With Mia?

That would be Axel-lent.

With Mia's help, I'll deliver that package

faster than ever!

And the rest of us can stay

and pretty up the post.

Yeah!

Is that okay, Professor Hoot?

Hoo-hoo! Abso-hoot-ly!

But I'll want a full report on what Mia

can do when you get back. [chuckles]

Have fun, Axel.

Hoo-hoo!

Okay, Mia, before we go,

I have to get my truck

ready for the delivery

although it might go faster if you help.

[beeping]

And go!

[upbeat music]

[squeaking]

[cranking]

[horn honking]

Wow, that was faster!

Hmm, I wonder if you can find a faster way

to Pikwik Canyon too?

[beeping]

[Axel] A straight line to the Canyon?

I like it!

Okay, Mia, let's get in my truck.

[mechanical beeping]

[startled] Whoa!

Whoa!

I guess I won't need my truck.

Okay Mia, let's see what you can do.

[beeps]

[engine revving]

Hoo-whee!

This'll be the fastest

Pikwik Post delivery ever!

-[tires squealing]

-[upbeat music]

It's a Pikwik Delivery I think.

Who's it for, Axel?

It's for Carmen at Pikwik Canyon.

-[beeps]

-[tires squealing]

I wonder what it could be?

[Both] Hmm.

An octopus?

A mailbox?

Ooh, ooh! Maybe it's an

Octobox!

Cool!

Next stop, Pikwik Canyon.

-[perilous music]

-[gasps] Ahh! Barn!

[crashing]

[whirring]

[deflated chords]

Whoa, we really made a mess.

It sure is good

you can fix things fast, Mia.

[whirring]

Great job, Mia!

It's even neater

than it was when we came in!

-High-five!

-[clapping]

But now, we have to go even faster

to make this delivery

and take the fastest way to Pikwik Canyon

that doesn't go through barns.

-[whirring]

-Whoa! Wah!

Yay!

Great job going around barns, Mia!

-Whoa!

-[mud splashing]

Ugh.

But I should have said

go around Muddy Marsh too.

[suspenseful music]

The package!

[phone beeping]

Uh-oh, I better hide the package.

Hi, Axel, how are you and Mia doing?

Things are, uh, super fast!

Y'know, zipping past all those barns

and mucky swamps.

[nervous laughter]

Great, we're going fast too!

We might even be done

prettying up the post

before you get back.

Hmm, not if Mia and I take

an even faster way to Pikwik Canyon.

-Gotta go! Bye!

-Good luck!

Bye, Axel.

Phew!

[Axel grunts]

Okay, Mia, let's make that delivery.

Whoops, don't want

to get the package muddy.

-[whirring]

-[upbeat music]

Perfect!

[gasps] To stay on track,

the tag will chime,

when it's Pikwik check-in time!

[bell chiming]

Right. The package has to get to

Pikwik Canyon Lookout fast.

Going the fastest way

is taking a lot longer than I thought.

I need to make you

go faster than fast, Mia.

[beeping]

-[wheels squealing]

-[fast-paced music]

Whoo-hoo! Now we're moving!

Uh-oh. The fastest way to

deliver the package is to

-[chirps]

-jump the canyon?

Mia, no!

Stop!

Cancel! Undo!

-[Axel screams]

-[brakes squealing]

[adventurous music]

[gasps] The package!

I hope we didn't lose it!

Phew, it's safe.

No way I can reach it

without my handy-dandy grabber.

But I know who can!

I need you to grab that package

as fast as you can, Mia.

Whoa, too fast!

-[fast-paced music]

-[mechanical whirring]

[mechanical sputtering]

Mia, are you okay?

[buzzing]

I hope that means yes.

You went fast, Mia, really fast.

But I think the fastest way

wasn't exactly the best way,

and I think we need to call for some help.

[beeping]

Hi, Axel,

how's your speedy delivery going?

Not so speedy.

In fact, the delivery isn't going at all.

I need help.

What about Mia? Can she help?

Uh-uh. I pushed too many buttons.

[mechanical buzzing]

Don't worry, Axel, help is on the way!

There he is!

Hi, Axel!

Help is here!

Oh no! What happened, Axel?

I messed up trying to go too fast.

Next time I want to go fast,

I'm going to slow down and think about it.

Don't worry, Axel, we'll save the package.

-What about Mia?

-I think I broke her.

Professor Hoot said the big, red button

will reset Mia

right back to the way she was before.

I should have known!

There's always a big, red reset button.

[beeping]

[triumphant music]

Mia, you're okay!

-High-five!

-[clapping]

Now let's rescue that package.

Almost there!

Slow and steady, Mia.

[beeping]

Hooray!

Now let's deliver the package.

[Carmen sighs]

Huh?

[buoyant music]

Pikwik Pack!

What brings you here?

It's a Pikwik delivery!

Together we travel.

By land, sea and air.

To bring you this package.

[mechanical beeping]

Delivered with care.

A package for me?

What could it be?

Just tug on the magical tag and see!

[joyful music]

[Carmen] Wow!

A paint set!

That's so cool!

I like painting too.

Making a painting is the perfect way

to take this big, beautiful view

home with me.

This might take a while. [giggling]

-[giggling]

-Take all the time you need.

Faster isn't always better.

Right, Mia?

[mechanical beeping]

[laughter]

[Suki] You Don't Say.

Oh, my! A Bunchablossoms Bush,

the favorite of the Bow-tie butterfly.

Look, Hootlets, here comes one now.

[giggling]

[party horn trumpeting]

And that's the lovely song

of a Melody Lark.

[party horn trumpeting]

Ooh, let's see if I can bring it closer

with a bird call.

[clearing throat]

[imitating Melody Lark]

[Melody Lark trumpeting]

-[clears throat]

-[chokes]

[frightened trumpeting]

[quietly] Oh, dear [coughs].

It would appear I've lost my voice.

What did you say, Professor Hoot?

We can barely hear you.

How can we learn about nature

if we can't hear Professor Hoot?

[Professor Hoot gulps]

Now where was I?

Ah right, "Chapter Seven:

Your Crew and You."

-Happy Captain's Day, Suki!

-Captain's Day?

Yeah, it's the day that crews

get to celebrate their captains.

We made you this card!

[celebratory music]

And we brought you a snack.

Kinda burnt the toast a little,

and I dropped it,

but I picked it up

and brushed it off real quick.

Uh, thanks, guys.

But you didn't need to do all this.

Of course we did!

Yeah, you're our favorite captain.

So, you just sit back and relax,

'cause today's your day,

and we're just getting started.

Getting started?

But, but you don't

Hooray for Captain Suki!

Let's give her

the best Captain's Day ever.

Suki deserves it.

What are we going to do for her?

Hmm, how about a total boat makeover?

We'll fix it from top to bottom.

Ooh ooh! I can give it

a shiny new coat of paint.

Great idea, Tibor.

And while you're doing that,

I can add some awesome new tech.

Cool.

And I know just the thing

to make her boat extra special:

Bubbles! Everything's better with bubbles.

-[bubbling]

-[laughing]

Let's get started!

-[hammering]

-[bubbling]

Huh? [gasps]

[playful music]

[Axel grunts]

What's everybody doing?

A little something special

for Captain's Day.

-Oops.

-Um

We're making your boat even more awesome

than it already is.

Your next delivery

will be better than ever,

especially with bubbles,

everything's better with bubbles.

-But, uh-

-[bubbling]

-[gasps]

-[splashing]

Tibor, a little help?

-Sure thing, Axel! Here, catch!

-Uh, careful!

[anxious chords]

[all gasp]

[magical music]

Hip hip hooray,

there's a package on the way!

-[whimsical music]

-[sighs]

Yay, the package is here!

-Who is it for?

-Where does it go?

The tag will tell us what we need to know.

It's going to Professor Hoot

at Wonder Woods.

And Professor Hoot needs it in a hurry.

Let's check the map

and make a plan. Okay, team.

We need to deliver the package

from Pikwik Post,

around Pickle Point,

past Rocky Rapids,

all the way to Wonder Woods.

Looks like a delivery for your boat, Suki!

But we haven't finished

making your boat better.

Uh, yeah.

-We can always do it-

-Along the way!

Yay!

-Great idea!

-[giggling]

-Let's go, Pikwik Pack!

Uh

I'm not so sure that's a good idea.

Butokay.

[playful music]

Oh well.

Full paddle ahead!

-[clicks]

-[horn honks]

[upbeat music]

It's a Pikwik delivery!

Who's the package for Suki?

It's for Professor Hoot at Wonder Woods.

I wonder what it could be?

[Both] Hmm.

A blimp?

An orca?

Ooh ooh! Maybe it's a

Blorca!

[laughter]

[playful music]

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Axel, the steering wheel

is turning by itself!

Great! Your new Smart-Steer is working.

Uh, Smart-Steer?

Yup, now you can steer easily

from anywhere on the boat.

Watch!

Whoa!

[clicks]

-[playful music]

-[giggling]

Hmm.

-[giggling]

-[playful music]

[gasps] Happy Captain's Day, Captain Kate!

Happy Captain's Day to you!

Goodbye, Captain Kate!

Bye-bye!

Here you go, Suki.

It's all yours.

Uh, I know you must have put a lot of work

into this, Axel, but

There's no need to thank me.

You deserve this!

That's right!

And you deserve some awesome bubbles too!

[deep inhale]

-[bubbling]

-[playful music]

[giggling]

-[bubbling]

-[playful music]

Um, Hazel, those bubbles

are going right in my face.

I can't see.

You can go down on deck,

and steer from there.

-[wood creaking]

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

-I've finished painting the deck!

Except for where we're standing.

Guess we're stuck here for a while.

Yeah, we don't want to get

our feet all painty.

Shouldn't we be going that way?

-[water rushing]

-[perilous music]

[tense music]

-[Suki gasps]

-[tense music]

The steering wheel is turning,

why isn't the boat turning?

[gasps] Oh, no! We can't steer

if our rudder is out of the water!

-[perilous music]

-[yelling]

[giggling]

-[gasping]

-[soft thud]

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

[yelling]

[sighs]

Where are we?

That's a good question, Hazel.

While you're figuring that out,

we'll finish making the boat better.

I'll make sure I touch up

those spots I missed!

Don't you worry.

And I'll keep making bubbles!

-[bubbling]

-[groans]

What about our delivery?

[jolly humming]

Oh, hello, Suki!

Grandpa Grok, what are you doing here?

-Spelunking!

-Spelunking?

Isn't that a great word?

It means cave exploring.

And what brings you here?

We're on a Pikwik delivery.

A delivery, you say?

Well, if that's the case,

what are your friends doing?

Helping me make my boat better.

But right now there's no time for it.

Ah. Did you tell them that?

Well, no. They're my friends,

and they're trying to give me

a happy Captain's Day,

and I don't want to hurt their feelings.

Hmm. You say they want to help.

Well, then, I don't think

you'll hurt their feelings

if you point them in the right direction.

Right, they would do

what I really needed them to do,

if I told them what it was.

I just have to speak up.

Thanks, Grandpa Grok.

And now I'm going to go

spelunking in that direction.

Spelunking! [chuckles]

It's as much fun to say as it is to do.

Bye!

-[magical music]

-[gasps]

To stay on track, the tag will chime,

when it's Pikwik check-in time!

[clock tings]

[Suki] We have to get the package

to Professor Hoot, fast.

We can do it.

We're almost done making

your boat better than new!

-Yeah!

-Butbut

-[bubbling]

-[upbeat music]

[whistle-signal]

Huh?

Listen up, team,

all this helping isn't really helping.

I don't need more boat improvements.

We need to get our delivery done.

[sighs] There, I said it.

Why didn't you say it before?

You were all so happy about helping me,

I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

We don't mind when you tell us

what we need to do, Suki.

Yeah, we depend on it.

You're our captain and our friend.

Thanks, guys.

So how can we help now?

Hmm.

Axel, you can disconnect the Smart-Steer.

Aye-aye, Captain Suki.

Tibor, you can put your paint

and brushes below deck for now.

Aye-aye, Captain Suki.

Hazel, you can keep

playing your bubble-sax.

Aye-aye, Captain!

Huh? Are you sure?

Yes, right up front in the breeze!

Now give us some bubbles, Hazel!

[bubbling]

[Suki] Okay.

We have to go that way.

Thanks, Axel!

-Full paddle ahead!

-[clicks]

-[horn toots]

-[playful music]

[Axel] The bubbles

are floating out of the cave!

-It's Faraway Bay!

-Yay!

Hazel, best bubble-blowing ever.

Let's go, Pikwik Pack!

[joyful music]

[raspy] These are whispering pine trees.

[coughing]

What did he say?

[gasps] Look, I found the Pikwik Pack!

What brings you to our nature hike?

It's a Pikwik delivery.

Together we travel.

By land, sea and air.

To bring you this package.

Delivered with care.

[raspy] A package for me?

What could it be?

Just tug on the magical tag and see!

[magical music]

[Professor Hoot] A bullhorn?

Just what I need.

[amplified voice] Now,

Hootlets, can you hear me?

[Group] Loud and clear!

Would you like to join our nature hike,

Pikwik Pack?

-Yeah!

-Let's do it!

Oops! Unless Suki wants to do

something else for Captain's Day.

Let's go hiking!

Lead the way, Professor Hoot.

Right this way, everyone!

[sniffing] Aah!

Smell those Peppermint Pansies.

Hoo-hoot!