01x02 - Ain't Just a River in Egypt

[bunniefuu]

- [Gail] Listen to what I say,

very closely,

and obey.

Grab that toy.

- Okay.

- [Gail] And put
it on your p*ssy.

[vibrator whirring]

- What now?

- [Gail] Move it around
like she's your best friend.

Then you stick it in,

you need to pump that
p*ssy until she cums.

[Misha moaning]

Do you feel that?

- Oh sh*t.

Not my damn pocket
p*nis breaking.

- [Gail] Oh Damn.

- Did this sh*t break up on me?

- [Gail] So close.

- Yo.

Hello?

What the fu...

Uh uh.

I'ma have to come back over
there to get a new one.

- [Gail] I got you. When?

- Let me see.

Oh sh*t. I gotta call
you back. I'm late.

- All right.
- Okay, bye.

♪ They could never keep
me down, I'm goin' in ♪

♪ If I ever fail, just know
I'll go again Go again ♪

♪ I never quit 'cause I
know that every loss ♪

♪ may lead to another
win Whoa whoa ♪

♪ I'm going up Up up up

♪ I bet when I land
they gon' tell me ♪

♪ It's luck again
Yeah yeah yeah whoa ♪

♪ See that I'm winnin'
it's harder to watch ♪

♪ I'm settin' the stage

- [Reign] Always late.

- Reign! Look at you,
looking all good.

- I'm gonna start
charging you heffers

by the minute like I
do my other client.

- Okay clients.

- Chill, you don't even know.

- You a little spicy
the tonight, ain't you?

- All right, now you already
backlog billable hours unpaid.

Let's grab some
drinks while we wait

on the other wayward sister.

- Drinks? You buying?

Drinks!

- [Reign] All right now...

- I am so sorry. I got held up.

- Held up by what, gunpoint?

You later than usual.

- Oh, can I get a Moscow mule?

- Put it on my tab please?

- Yes, thank you, Jesus.

- [Bartender] What kind
of vodka would you like?

- Belvedere.

- Don't you give her no
Belvedere, give her Tito's.

I know miss gossip girl Misha
told you I am low on cash.

Besides, it'll match that
cheap a*s outfit she got on.

[both laughing]

- It is cheap.

[all laughing]

- You know what?

Not even y'all can rain
on my parade today,

because guess what?

I got a promotion.

Yeah, I got a free-ish
gym membership.

- Not free-ish.

- And, I got some d*ck.

- Girl.

- Some what?

- If I ain't f*cking, you
ain't f*cking. You lying.

- No, I am f*cking.

In the backseat of a Benz.

- In the backseat of a what?

Come again?

- I did.

Again,

and again.

- Girl.
- Until I lost count.

- Who is this mystery
man in this Mercedes?

- Right.

- Just this guy I met at
the bar the other night.

You know, he's not a stranger.

- What's his name?

- What's his social?

- Security?

- Is she dumb?

- As a box of rocks.
[Misha laughing]

- Did you at least
try to vet the n*gga?

- Oh no, you know.

I mean, we didn't
exchange all of that.

- Well y'all exchange
everything else.

- So you really out
here f*cking strangers?

With the little
coochie God gave you,

you out here f*cking strangers?

You know what?
[Reign laughing]

Anyway,

what we not gonna do tonight.

- Now you done.

We finna drink tonight,

'cause what I'm not
about to do is let...

[upbeat music]

[Rodney laughing]

[indistinct chatter]

- I love you Shy.

- I love you too.

- Cheers to four years,

Shyra.

- You made this?

- I did, Yeah, I made it.

- Okay.

This is dirty.

- You remember you used to
treat me like a stranger?

[both laughing]

- Yes.

- Yeah.

- You used to come over
my house unannounced.

- Yeah. I didn't care.

- Yeah, I know you didn't care.

- Oh, but you.
[Shyra laughing]

- Yeah. My daddy had
g*ns remember that?

He was ready to use 'em on you.

[both laughing]

- I used to hide in that closet.

[both laughing]

- You used to be
in there for hours.

We've been through a lot.

- Yeah,

four years.

Oh well,

but since the first
day I met you,

I knew you was the
right one for me.

- Rodney.

- Shy, I'm so serious.

I'm so serious.

It's like God designed us
to be together or something.

It's weird.

[Rodney laughing]

- I know.

- I mean, it's not weird.

- It's not. I love it too.

- Yeah, I love you.

- I love you too.

- So...

- What?

Rodney, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

Baby, what are you doing?

- Look at you,
you're all hyper huh?

You talked about how your dad

got your mom a heart shape
pendent in her necklace.

So that he's always
close to her.

I wanted to do the same for you.

[Shyra clearing throat]

- Rodney, I also said it was

for their fourth wedding

anniversary, babe.

- And you said I don't
pay attention to anything.

[Rodney laughing]

Move you hair for me, babe.

♪ Here we go

♪ At the top of the
class on a roll ♪

- So who are you

and what the f*ck have
you done with Mahogany?

- Right?

- I am still the same Mahogany.

What do you mean?

- Uh uh b*tch!

You were just lamenting
over the follies

of being a lady of the night.

- Objection, a what?

- A hoe.

- Sustained.

- I thought y'all were pro hoe.

- Yes. And pro sex worker,
but did you get paid?

Didn't think so.

Now I know you new to this,

but you gonna have to
have some references

in case some sh*t come up.

- Exactly.

- Like what?

- Oh, this b*tch is stupid.

- She dumb as f*ck.
- Is she that dumb?

- I'm right here!

- Um STDs?

Does he have a baby mama?

Or two, or three?

Did you ask him the basics?

'Cause obviously you ain't
ask him no deep sh*t.

- She didn't.

- We went into some deep stuff.

- Uh, excuse me.

Can I order another drink

before this hoe
say anything else?

- I'm sorry, sir, but
your card was declined.

- Declined?

- [Bartender] Do you
wanna try another?

- [Reign] Wow.

Actually, no,

I am going to pay in cash.

Thank you.

I guess somebody didn't pay the
credit card bill this month.

I'll be right back.

- Oh my God.

What a travesty.

[indistinct chatter]

Girl, so back to you.

When are y'all linking up again?

I love this for you.

- I don't know.

I don't know anything about him.

- You know this story
just keeps getting

better and better with your a*s.

- Denied, do you
know how embarrassing

it is to have to pay
your bill in cash?

I thought you said I
had until the end of-

- [Man] You did? Oh,
you a so irresponsible.

- Dad, I can explain
the $2,500 food bill.

- [Man] Look, save it.

I'm tired of your excuses, bye!

[Reign groaning]

- I don't believe this sh*t.

[indistinct chatter]

- [Misha] b*tch. Did you just
have first one night stand?

- No, I didn't have
a one night stand.

Come on, no. I don't
think I did, did I?

- Okay, girl.

Well, anyway, listen,

I think we should toast.

We should toast, all right?

So raise your glasses,

we're gonna toast
to your promotion.

- Yes.
- And your prohotion.

[Misha laughing]

Girl, come on.
Hold your glass up.

Girl, f*ck you then.

Let me drink my drink.

So what's going
on with your card?

- Girl, my daddy
done cut me off.

- [Misha] Oh my God.

So can we order
more drinks or...?

♪ Here we go on the road

♪ Here we go

♪ Here we go

And for today we're gonna
be going over all the colors

of the rainbow, Jerome.

And gender fluidity,

toxic masculinity and the
disillusion of generals.

Who's excited?

- I am.

[Martin laughing]

Don't let me
interrupt your lesson,

planning and repatriation
of the fifth grade.

- You know what, it's okay.

I'm always looking for
new ways to engage.

- Same.

- You know what?

I don't think I've ever had a
black science teacher teach me

or let alone, work with one.

- Oh my goodness.

Okay, well, you should
come by my class

because I am always up to the
challenge of teaching adults.

Bigger attention spans
than kids by far.

- But less imagination.

- Well,

I mean, it really
depends on the adult.

- Okay.

Well, let me get ready
to save the world.

- Right, sure.

- You know, starting
with the children first.

- [Martin] Oh, is that
what I think it is?

Hey, we're all adults in here.

So it's not like I haven't
seen one of these before.

Oh wow.

It's got some hair on it,

but you might wanna...

- Yeah.

- Keep this in your car-
- I'm so sorry.

- for whenever it's not in use.

- Yeah.

You know what?

I don't know whether I
should blind you with it,

or blind myself with it.

- No, you're good. You're good.

- Could we get
workman's comp for that?

- Do you need any
help with that?

- No,

just look away.

- You sure?

Bye Misha.

- Bye.

[footsteps thudding]

- Oh my gosh.

Girl's a freak.

♪ Hey

♪ I'm going

♪ Nothing can stop
me now I'm going ♪

♪ Hey

♪ I'm going

♪ Nothing can stop
me now am going ♪

- Dad?

Well, just come right in.

- Look here, little boy,

I am not one of
your little friends.

My name is on this lease.

- [Reign] Okay.

- Oh, nice to see
some of my money

being put to good use.

- Well, you said you love
to see return on investment.

So, there you have it.

- Speaking of,

your credit card balance,

and we missed you at
Sunday dinner, this week.

- Well, working
men don't have time

for leisure family gatherings.

- I provide well for you.

Well past most parents.

- Parent.

- Listen, I don't wanna
have to deal with this sh*t.

I afford you the opportunity

to live the life
that you see fit.

But with that said,
that doesn't mean

that I would not continue to
give you parental guidance,

'cause I'm paying
for everything.

- Which is until the
end of the month,

but here you are renegotiating.

- Had you come to Sunday dinner,

we would've talked
about this my son.

- She still don't
know how to cook?

- Show your stepmother
some respect,

right, her cooking
is getting better.

She's improving, thanks
to those classes.

- I promise to show her
respect when I'm around her.

Hence the reason why I don't
come to your family dinners.

- I hope your new job is
gonna pay for your meals.

It's time for you
to grow up, son.

- Daddy,

what am I supposed to do now?

- I trust you'll figure it out.

You always do, son.

You made a decision

and what did you say?

You can't live off
of daddy forever.

♪ I got no drip in my pocket

♪ Must have forgot that
maybe I already lost it ♪

- [Misha] STD.

Does he have a baby mama?

Or two, or three?

Did you ask him the basics?

Obviously you ain't
asking him no deep sh*t.

- [Angela] f*ck Denial.

- f*ck denial?

- The venue I wanted
for the relaunch event.

Club Denial on Santa
Monica, it's closed.

I need you to find
another venue ASAP.

- Got it.

- And also--

- And I wrote on
all your messages.

You have one from Claudio,

and also,

I pushed your meeting
back to 2:00 PM.

Finished the mood board, okay?

If you'd like to take a
look, it's right here.

- Wow.

You almost sound like a
first assistant, Margarita.

That necklace is so loud,
I can hardly hear anything.

Just stay there, and listen.

Oh!

Carbs and couture don't mix.

I mean, look at you.

Pick a passion.

You wanna be in fashion, or no?

Yes?

Oh, call Claudio,

his number's listed in the
favorites on that phone.

[dramatic music]

- My God.

[footsteps pattering]

[Mahogany panting]

sh*t.

[Mahogany panting]

Oh, my God.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Come on.

Okay.

[Mahogany panting]

Yes.

Yes.

- But I can't find my phone.

- [Mahogany] You
want me to call it?

- I found it.

- [Mahogany] Oh good.

Oh sh*t.

- It was under

this.

- Okay.

You can do this.

You got this.

You just call him.

Just call him.

Damnit, I don't know his number.

Oh! Call the phone.

Call the phone.

Okay.

Please pick up.

Please--

[indistinct whispering].

[footsteps thudding]
[dramatic music]

- [Misha] Look who I brought.

- I tried to tell you
to get the big one,

but you were scared of the d*ck.

These little ones
always stall out

when you getting to the point.

- Well, you heard
what point I got to.

Girl have you ever been told

that you have one of
those girls, sex voices?

- Oh yeah, I've heard
that a few times.

So what's up?

The d*ck from the DTF party

didn't do it for you?

- No,

all bark, no bite.

I don't know what's
going on with me.

It's like my last
few boys and toys

just ain't been
doing they thing.

- I know what you need.

- Oh, oh really?

- Yes.

These products right here,

are made for women,

by women,

because

you know,

we just know a lot more about
female anatomy than men do.

- You ain't lying about that?

- I suggest that one.

It uses suction

and

pulsing sensations

to

target

clitoris

and

mimic oral sex.

- I like that.

- It has a very deep,

wide opening,

so that it can satisfy
most body types.

It has five
tintillating sensations,

so that you can

switch it up.

Now you choose whichever
sensation you like.

Besides,

who doesn't like a
little tongue action

every now and then.

What you think?

♪ Screaming like you never
been touched before ♪

- Mhmm.

- So,

what do you think?

Do you see anything
that you like?

- Yes.

Yes I do.

[upbeat music]

- Hey.

- Hey.

Thank you.

- You know,

most girls they
usually leave a pair

of underwear behind
and set a trap for me.

That's some next level stuff.

- I'm not most girls.

- Yeah, that's for sure.

Oh yeah, but next time--

- There won't be
a next time, okay?

That didn't happen.

That was a mistake.

I don't even know you.

- So what do you wanna know?

[phone beeping]
- Oh, sh*t.

I have to go.

Work is calling.

- Oh, come on.

Now, this is the second time

you leave me alone in a bar.

- Is that what this is?

A bar?

- Eventually, yes.

It's opening in a few weeks.

- Okay.

Actually, I mean, if
you change the wallpaper

to a different pattern,

and a more modern
finish for the bar top.

Oh, and a piece of artwork
to tie the room together,

this

this could work.

Do you know the owner?

- I do.

- Okay.

- I mean,

I am

the owner.

- You?

- Yeah.

I told you I'm a businessman.

[Mahogany laughing]

- You're serious?

- Dead serious.

It's mine.

It's called Be Beast.

- That's amazing.

- Yeah, very.

- Would you consider
renting it out

for the Trust Fab relaunch?

- Really?

- Yeah.

I mean, if you can get it
up and running in time.

If you know anything
about Fabiola,

then you know her
events bring out

all of Hollywood's
heavy hitters.

It would be great
publicity for your bar.

- Fabiola?

- Yes,

Fabiola Ford.

- In here?

- Yes, in here.

- In my bar?

- In your bar, yes.

Come on.

What do you say?

Pleasure doing
business with you.

- Pleasure is all mine.

- Okay, that's not
happening again.

Bye.

- By the way,

what's your name?

- Oh, my name is Mahogany.

- Mahogany?

I like it.

Caleb.

- Caleb.

I like that.

Bye.

[upbeat music]

♪ Yeah

- [Rodney] All right,
bring this leg up.

It's gonna be a pretty
good stretching, all right?

There we go.

Feels good?

- Oh baby!

- Give me five.

- Yep.

Hey,

it look good.

- There.
- [Shyra] Hey babe.

- Hey.

- Oh, sorry to interrupt.

- Yeah, babe.

What are you doing here?

I'm in the middle of
a session right now.

- Yeah, I figured out
I'd bring you a snack.

- Oh, okay.

Where is it?

- You're looking at it.

- Oh,

you tryna--
- Yeah, meet in the bathroom

- Oh, okay.

Babe babe babe.

Listen, although I would
love to eat your box.

I have a pretty important
client here, right now.

But,

I will be home as soon
as I'm done, okay?

All right?

- Yeah.

Okay.

- I love you.

- Love you too.

- All right, so.
- All right, mahogany,

I'll see you at the house.

- Okay, bye girl.

- Bye.

- Hi Shyra.

- Derek.

- Why is she still
holding onto a grudge?

- That's what best
friends are for,

to remind you that f*ck
boys are still f*ck boys,

no matter how many
times you forgive 'em.

- So what happens when
you're both old as sh*t,

living in a cabin for the cats?

Who would remind
you to feed them?

- You know Shyra and Rodney
are basically engaged,

and I,

I lose my morals for
like five minutes,

and I almost lost my job.

sh*t.

Basically, I'm not good
at this whole sh*t.

You know, why can't I have love
and a good time, all in one?

Why does it feel like I have

to lower my standards
to have a good time?

- Why do you feel like it's
always lowering your standards

every time you have a good time?

Maybe, if you took yourself
off of that pedestal you're on,

you'd actually find love.

Just saying.

- You're kind of deep.
- Oh.

Kind of deep or deep deep?

- Back your a*s up.

- Damn.

Two more, two more.

My bad.

- Okay.
- Work harder.

Come on.

- Shut up.

♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah

- Let's see what this
pocket p*nis is giving.

Throbbing from within,

sucking,

pulsating.

Oh Lord.

Gently surrounds the sweet spots

without overwhelming
sensitive tissue?

♪ If you know you look sexy

♪ Move forward with your
bestie Ashley & Lexii ♪

♪ See mi ex him ah text me

♪ But mi ah whine pon
di next ting Yeah ♪

♪ Love di way we vibe
pon di baseline yah ♪

[Misha moaning]

♪ Bend ova bubble pon
him one time yah ♪

♪ He like the way I move
cause it's Fyah yah yah ♪

♪ Fyah yah yahSexy
[Misha moaning]

♪ Love the way you stop,
press play then rewind it ♪

♪ Girl you're the truth

♪ they forgot
please remind them ♪

♪ Love the way your waist
tick tock perfect timing ♪

♪ How you mean?

♪ Easy girl whistle
while you whining ♪

♪ Everybody say

♪ Whistle while you whining

♪ Everybody say

♪ Whistle while you
whine, whine, whine ♪

♪ Whine, whine, whine, whine

♪ Whistle while you whining

♪ Whistle while you whining

♪ All di girls dem make
dem body whine up ♪

♪ Make da boys rise up

♪ Put ya drink up
where da red cup ♪

♪ Sweat pon mi body
get in position ♪

♪ When I bubble bubble bubble
there's no resistance ♪

- So, this is where
you disappeared to?

Didn't know I was
gonna have to chase you

all the way back to work.

- Well, I would actually
have to be running

in order for you
to put up a chase.

- [Lamar] Hmm fair,

but birds of a feather,
flock together.

And seeing you at
the young, black,

and q*eer USC mixer,

was definitely a surprise.

- Well, I am all
of those things,

but the surprise was
actually seeing you there.

- I'm full of surprises.

♪ Got a little close it
almost burned us up ♪

♪ Made another trip
around the sun ♪

- Am not American, okay.

- What are you Maya?

Canadian?

- [Woman] I'm black, okay, good.

I'm a good a*s wing
man to though--

- [Man] But, I've had your back.

- [Woman] All right,
all right, okay.

[indistinct chatter]

- I wore this for you.

- You look so fine...

♪ Never too late to go off

♪ So go on

♪ Woke up this morning
with multiple back aches ♪

♪ Still feel like I
was just 21 last week ♪

♪ I'm sorry I live in
the future I can't wait ♪

♪ Please stay in the moment
or else it will pass away ♪

♪ Can't move the same like
I did in my past ways ♪

♪ Had to bring out the bengay

♪ Might have poured out a jar
of regret on these pancakes ♪

♪ Overeating's a bad trait

♪ Nothing gets under my
skin like a handshake ♪

♪ Injected with bad faith

[indistinct chatter]

- [Woman] You know, we saw
the stuff that she did.

[door opening]

- Oh sh*t.

- Mahogany?

- Hey Mahogany.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- How was work?

- It was cool.

- On a scale of one
to Lord Voldemort,

how evil was Fabiola today?

- Oh, fabulous.

- What the f*ck?

- Okay, watch this.

So Mahogany,

now that Rodney is moving in,

don't you think it's
time for you to,

I don't know,

move out?

- Sounds good.
[phone beeping]

- Yeah, we wanna use your room
as a nursery for the baby.

- Sounds great.

- Okay, who are you texting?

- Nobody.

- My a*s.

Thank you.

- Hey!

No no no no!

Just some guy.

Stop.

- Okay, well, who is this guy

that's got you
blushed up in here

like a little school girl then?

- Rodney, get your girl.

Come on.

- All right, babe, look,
let her live a little.

- Yeah.

- Maybe she just
doesnt want to tell us.

Maybe he's ugly,

or,

missing an eye, or
a leg, or something.

- You're not helping.

[both laughing]

- I won't judge.

- Are you kidding me?

You are the most
judgemental person.

That is your second favorite
thing to do next to painting.

- She's got a point, babe.

- Look, this is a safe space,

and we tell each
other everything.

We don't no secrets
in this house.

No secrets.

- Okay,

I met him a couple weeks ago

and then I bumped into
him again two days later.

It doesn't--

- And?

- And he's gaming her up
with the smooth texts.

[everyone laughing]

- Back up girl.

You need to tell me about

what this guy is spilling.

Oh, I can't stop
thinking about you.

Oh, You so sweet.

And how wet that p*ssy, what?

Oh my God!

[Rodney laughing]
- Mahogany!

- Tell me you did not have sex

with that guy you met from
the bar the other night?

- You?

- Damn girl.

Girl, I knew that p*ssy
was dry but listen.

- [Mahogany] Really?

- But, you didn't
have to give it up

in a one night stand.

- This is why I don't
tell you anything.

You are so judgemental.

- Well, I'm just
saying, Mahogany.

You don't know anything
about this guy?

- Yes, I do.

I'm getting to know him.

- After spreading your legs.

That's backward, Mahogany.

- Yeah, it is.

I mean, he could be a m*rder*r,

or a psycho.

Come on sis.

Like, he could be
married, with six kids.

You never know.

- [Mahogany] Okay,
you're being dramatic.

You both are.

It's not like that.

There's something about him.

I kind of like him.

I can't put my finger on it.

- Looks like you put more than
just your finger on it, sis.

- [Shyra] Too much.

[Rodney laughing]

- He's got good vibes.

- Good vibes?
[Shyra laughing]

- She didn't say that.

Good vibes?

- Good vibes.

- Good vibes does
not protect you

from a broken heart

and a failed
relationship, Mahogany.

Look, all I'm saying is, you
may think you know this guy,

but it turns out
you really don't.

- Yeah, you don't know
who you know, do you?

Give me the phone!

- Back up, Mahogany!

[indistinct shouting]

- All right girls.

Come on.

Let's not turn this into
a girl fight now, okay.

- Shut up!

- Girls, come on.

- Okay, f*ck.
[Shyra panting]

- This is not my phone.
- Why are you watching porn?

Are you watching porn?

- Wait a minute.
- Wait a minute.

This is not my phone.

- [Shyra] Rodney, turn it off.

- Rodney, that's you.
- Sis, sis, just listen.

- Shyra,

that's not you.

Move, Rodney.

I can't believe you.

[indistinct whispering]

Move, Rodney.

You need to go.

Get the f*ck out.

- Sis.
- Get the out the f*ck out!

Get the f*ck out, Rodney.

Get out.

No, I'll turn it off.

sh*t.

Don't, come here.

Come here.

♪ Misdirecting my aggressions

♪ Neglecting my acceptance

♪ 'Cause I still ain't
learn no lessons ♪

♪ Ask me why I don't know

♪ My defense my only weapon

♪ Damn I'm tired of
asking questions ♪

♪ Using no discretion got
me missing blessings ♪

♪ Let me down

♪ I still come around

♪ Do it to myself

♪ How the f*ck that sound

♪ You won't play a role
you ain't ready for ♪

♪ I already know that

♪ Know you wanna go

♪ You ain't gotta hold back

♪ No

♪ I ain't mad at least
you know just who you is ♪

♪ You ain't mine and I
can tell by how you live ♪

♪ I want better for
you even without me ♪

♪ I won't be mad at you

♪ Giving you gratitude

♪ You ain't bad I think
you just too bad for me ♪

♪ So from here on out I
ain't gon' lose no sleep ♪

♪ Oh I admit I ain't
quite what you need ♪

♪ So I won't be mad at you

♪ I gotta show gratitude yeah

♪ I'm so grateful
grateful grateful ♪

♪ Grateful 'cause you
was a real n*gga ♪

♪ Kept it one
hunnid like blues ♪

♪ Know you gon always be true

♪ Even if we don't
make love no more ♪

♪ No we gon always be cool

♪ 'Cause you always show
you care for ya boo ♪

♪ Can't do wrong don't
care what you do ♪

♪ See I use to feel indebted
to you indebted to you ♪

♪ I ain't mad at least
you know just who you is ♪

♪ You ain't mine and I
can tell by how you live ♪

♪ I want better for
you even without me ♪

♪ I won't be mad at you
giving you gratitude ♪

♪ You ain't bad I think
you just too bad for me ♪