02x05 - Everyone Everywhere All at Once

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Previously on "Below
Deck Down Under..."

The CEO is back, Chief
Entertainment Officer.

Ooh, ooh! Ah, ah!

Culver, Culver, you
beautiful Greek god you.

You're not hungry?

No, I get seasick.

Hook down. Hold on, hold on.

Whoa, watch your head.

That sh... does not happen,

it's not supposed to happen.

Safety is getting
thrown out the window.

People... ing get
fired for this sh... .

All the safety issues,
leave that there

and get the work done.

As soon as he's
good at being a deckie,

I'll start listening to him
about the safety concerns.

- There's still space here.
- Let's just leave the red out.

As you want.

If I were chief stew,

my standards
would be a bit higher.

There's no way I would have

ever called out one
of my chief stews.

Luke is my boss, and
we both fancy Margot.

It's a sh... sandwich.

I don't want to be dating
anymore, having boyfriends,

My next one's going
to be my husband.

Of course, I'm going
to feel a little bit like,

what the hell?

Ah!

What?

Margot!

No! I'm so happy!

Alright, sweet.

Luke's out of the picture
because he's with Laura.

So now there's no
competition. Now I can free reign.

Try and spend some
time with Margot.

It gives me a bit of
confidence, maybe.

Cheffy, you got it!

On my knees again!

Perfect.

I need to figure out how
I approach this situation.

Me, too.

I know.

Pass me the
headband. I'll wear it.

Honestly, I want it to
start fresh right now.

- Yeah, but how?
- I don't really care.

Oh, God, this is
nice out here again.

She's so good at cooking.

I'll be the stay-at-home dad.

I run the minivan.

Oh, and you took
so long to get ready.

I'm sorry you're
put in that situation.

What?

Because I want to have
fun with you as much

as I want to have
fun with everyone.

I know, and I love
Harry, but I feel like...

Like, when we, like,
sat down for dinner,

like, everything, I feel like
I'm just always with him.

And I love him, but I don't
want to always be stuck with him.

We did it!

That's for you to
voice your opinion

in whatever way
that you want to do.

- Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah.

Not anyone else, okay?

Where's Margot?

I don't know.

I feel like I haven't been
enough forward with Margot.

So Harry likes Margot,

who I think might like Harry,

but also likes Luke.

And Laura likes Adam,
but also wants Luke.

And Luke wants Margot,

but I think is open
to really anything.

It's a love...

Pentagon.

I know.

I have to go in this one.

Is Margot into Luke or into me?

She's definitely not into Luke,

and she's not
with Luke right now.

Ooh!

I don't know where she is.

I'm worried. I'm not trying...

I'm just trying to... Yeah.

I just don't want to hook
up with her at the club.

I don't know what's happening.

I thought that you and
Laura were just making out.

Oh my God! Am I getting
in the middle of something?

Oh my God!

No!

sh**t! Get out of here, pook!

You player!

You little...

You know what? No. No. No. No!

All right. Let's go!

Yay!

That's shorty!
Back to the boat!

Back to the boat!
Let's go, baby!

Come on, bring them up!

Can you please help me?

Oh.

Oh, God!

Yes!

Let's go!

- Let's party!
- Let's party!

ing send it!

No, no one's
going to let me out.

I'll let myself out.
No worries, you lads.

Yeah.

All right.

Rosé?

- Yeah?
- Rosé!

Oh, poopy is here!

Go get warm.

Yeah.

Move over. Let me
sit down, please.

No, wait. I need to
give this to Laura.

Give this to Laura.

Laura?

Should I leave?

No. I'm trying to come.
I'm trying to get ready.

- Let's go.
- Me, too.

Margot, I've been
chosen. Go away.

Let's go.

Culver. Oh my God.

You look so sunburned.

Yeah, I'm a little
sunburned, Keem.

You look fried.

Yeah, a little bit today.

- How's the chef?
- Oh, she's good.

She crushes it.

The chef? Oh, here
she comes right here.

This mum?

Yeah, this is mom.

This is the chef, mom.

This is Chef Keem.

He said your food is fabulous.

That's always important to him.

It is. It's very important.

Why don't you explain your
son to me before I fall in love?

- Okay.
- Here we go.

- Bye, Culver, I love you.
- All right, Keem. Love you.

Jesus Christ.

Let's get in.

Oi, let's get in.

Yay!

Whoa, you're amazing!
Let me pour you a beer.

Wine, whatever it is.

I feel like we need
to play a game.

I feel like "Truth or
Dare" or something.

All right, I'm going
to start, okay?

Culver. Truth or dare.

Luke.

I didn't dare for that.

I did.

I'm coming, I got it.

- Thank you.
- I really want to play.

You might as well just
say, come on, Luke.

I need to look for your d*ck.

Do you guys know,
"Never Have I Ever?"

Never have I ever. Let's go.

No, it is your phone.

Good for you.

It's annoying. I
just feel like an idiot.

They're both too much.

I can't keep up.

Coming up...

Cheffy, we've got
dietary restrictions.

No dairy, no wheat, no red meat.

Wow.

Oh, you don't?

She doesn't eat red meat.

And she wants...

A taco like the other girl.

How can I just pull
that out my arse?

All right. Never have I ever.

Three fingers up if you're on.

The point is you say
something that you haven't done.

Please, I need to have my phone.

I saw it before, trust me.

If you do, I'm going
to... ing love you.

It could be, never have
I ever been to Phuket.

Okay.

Never have I ever
been to Cambodia.

What the?

Should we just chat?

- All right.
- Yeah.

Is it this one?

- Not stupid.
- Huh?

Get in the shower with me.

Where's Laura?

They've been gone
for quite a long time.

Right?

Oh...

I hate shower sex.

You can't get that proper
friction going. You know?

Why bother?

No, no, no.

I think there's
like a spark there.

Yeah.

I need to get some pants, eh?

Yeah.

Have a good night.

- Good night.
- Sleep well, honey bunny.

Good night, cheffy.

Are you having a
giant bowl of ramen?

Is that what's happening?

Oh, you don't know.

Come and sit here.

Luke? Luke?

Luke.

It was just a hookup.
Now you want to stay over.

Eh? Eh?

Obviously.

- You going to bed?
- Yeah, I guess so.

See you in the morning.



Bed at one?

Mm-hmm.

That means more.

Do you?

Because you've got
someone right now, Luke...

Or you've got
someone that's like...

Okay, so we both have
a crush on each other.

Looks like we do.

Okay, are you going to bed?

Yeah.

Good night.

- Good night.
- Good night.

So cute.

Oh, my God. This is such a mess.

Luke has kissed Margot,

but it's not a relationship
yet, so there's no rules.

And I'm Taurus.

If I want something...

Groggy. Very, very groggy.

Good morning. Are these clean?

I don't know. I don't know.

Aesha, Aesha, can you
come to the bridge please?

Hey, baby.

Honey, how are you?

- Left eye.
- Left eye.

Good morning.

How are you?

I'm sorry, I'm really
sweaty. I'm really sweaty.

No, I saw you, I just
need you to give a hug.

Did you not? Oh, you're right.

I just gave you a little hug.

That's right, you
didn't give me a hug.

- Were you sad?
- I cried.

I thought it was a dream.

I woke up thinking, did I
actually kiss her or not?

Oh, I can give it to you?

Where are you going to put it?

I don't know, over here.

Should I put it somewhere else?

I don't know.

Now I'm thinking
about it too much.

All right, we're just
going to put it over here.

Yeah.

Yes, there you go.

We're getting good at this.

How did we end up in
the shower last night?

I... ing did not.

You pulled the
phone trick on me.

- You're like, I lost my phone.
- Did I?

You had it planned. You got me.

- You got me good.
- All right.

All right, let's go.

Do you remember where
my hat ended up last night?

This one, look.

Oh, no, this one.

Funny in these photos.

You looked like
Culver's girlfriend.

From the dress-up party.

Hey, don't go, don't go.

No.

How did I get myself
into this situation?

This is bad. It's too much.

Okay, but I'm
not your boyfriend.

Coming up...

I can squeeze some more juice.

I'm just using the
juice in the bottle.

Chug this sh... .

Sometimes, even when
Laura's kind of right,

I just want to tell her no

because she's
so - ing annoying.

You can do whatever you
want, but I'm going to do that.

Okay.

Dude, these things are horrible.

Positive, positive, positive.

ing asinine dog sh... , bro.

Where's Laura at?

I'm dusty.

Laura, Laura, can you
meet me in the upper pantry?

How... ing hard is it
to start work on time?

Been... ing with the
one for like an hour.

That's the hardest one.

What have you, so what
have you gotten done?

What does there and there mean?

Just so I know what
you're talking about.

Um...

Let's rock and roll.

Do you want to do the day heads
first then and then the laundry?

- Yeah.
- Cool.

It's like a little mini
kitchen. So cute.

God, that's annoying.

What?

What is that?

Ginger, want to try?

Yeah.

- Feel that.
- It just came in two.

Feel that zang.

With Laura, I'm starting to see

the stage five clinger
coming through.

But now, Margot
might be done with me.

So now I have to redeem
myself with Margot.

- What's cracking?
- Oh, not much.

What a disaster.

But some people
thrive in disasters.

Teak's... ing filthy, eh?

The K2R didn't get rinsed
off yesterday properly

from whoever decided
to rinse it yesterday.

Sh... .

That would have
been Adam's job.

- Clean this teak?
- Yeah.

You do that and I'll do this.

I'm going to...
Go, take a minute.

It's so annoying.

It's so annoying.

He thinks he's too qualified
to clean up and mop up.

I'm not going to throw
my mates under the bus,

but at the same time it's a bit
unfair for the rest of the crew.

ing annoying.

Tzarina, Aesha and Luke
meet in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting.

Copy.

Deck team, we need
to have a scrub around

that main deck teak.

Do you guys want to set
everything up for a wash?

Copy that.

- Hey.
- Hello.

Hey.

Charter three.

Who have we got?

René and Sandra.

Oh, partners in crime.

- Is it René or Rene?
- Could be René.

- I don't know.
- Never know.

I think we're just going
off the tangent a bit here.

Okay, René is the
owner and CEO of

a rapid growing solar company.

They want to
celebrate with their

high-rolling friends
and employees.

Look at these
likes and dislikes.

Surf and turf. Lamb lollipops.

Japanese sushi.

Wow.

Cuban themed cuisine.
Are you good at Cuban?

- I've never done it.
- Oh.

I'm sure you'll be great.

Sweet. Let's try it.

Cheffy, we've got
dietary restrictions.

Karina. No red meat.

Teresa. No pork.
And dislikes red meat.

Janae. Dislikes
wheat, dairy, red meat.

No dairy, no wheat, no red meat.

- Wow.
- What are you thinking?

Ready to go?

This charter, we
have this one guest

and she's quite limited
with her dietary requirements.

As much as I love getting
sparkly gifts from Jason,

I don't want the
helmet this charter.

- Cheffy.
- Oh.

- Wow.
- Well done.

You did a great job.

But you need to get out
of your own head a little bit.

So I'm going to have
to get a little bit creative

and come up with a plan to
work around these restrictions.

We'd love to snorkel
and see turtles.

Weather is an issue.

Those two days are
just torrential rain.

So let's start thinking about

what can we do to
entertain them in this rain.

I think it's going to be fun.

All right. Thank you very much.

Thank you, Captain.

Do you know how
to use this stuff?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Do you use it on commercial?

no.

We had little bad things
and we put just in there.

Oh, such a good
job. Thank you, guys.

Damn it.

You don't need that much, hey?

You don't need that much?

It says apply for
three to four seconds.

I just look for all
the little oily spots

and I just give it
like two little squirts.

I'm trying to tell
you that, yeah.

- Hey?
- Nothing.

Where are you at now?

I just finished the bathroom.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wine is good for you.

They ask me why
my skin is so good.

I say I just drink wine.

Yeah.

It's crazy because I already
K2Red all these spots.

Did you?

Oh my God.

Yeah.

We've been running around
like zombies, haven't we?

You can say that.

Especially some
people have been having

later nights than others.

I think I was in
bed early, wasn't I?

Yeah, but you were
with someone else.

We know there's not
much sleeping going on

when that happens.

Were you?

You hear everything on a ship.

Oi, oi, oi.

Last night was one of those,

I'm damned if I do,
damned if I don't situations.

- I see, you were into it.
- No, I didn't.

- Didn't you?
- No.

I think you're
overthinking things.

What the?

Just them talking
about it? It's not cool.

Now she's angry at me.

But the thing is
you always think

you're being secret,
but everyone knows.

Sorry, doll.

I don't even get the...

It's the little signs.

- What have I done?
- You were good reading them.

It's a little bit of a
- ing weird situation

because there's been a
lot of everything going on.

Like the other night,
Margot and I kissed.

I don't want to lead on
the wrong on both parties.

I'm not getting
involved in all of that.

You guys are all in
the same cabin, okay?

- What's wrong?
- You are weird.

- She's upset.
- Yeah.

Okay. It's all right.

Let's make it complicated.
That's how he likes it.

- I'm out.
- Good.

Bye.

Looking good.

So much better.

Deck team, deck team.

Can you meet me
in the toy store?

Yes, copy that.

All right.

Well, this is Charter three,

and I thought the
first two were good,

but we can improve.

There's a bit of
an issue last charter

with not rinsing of
the main deck teak.

Oh, there's glass.

Oh, he's cut himself.

If you're standing there
staring at something,

then pick it up
on any other side.

Yeah, for sure.

You just think about it like
in a guest priority standpoint.

- Exactly.
- All right.

So just to run through it,

we're going to
swap you guys now.

Culver, you've got
enough experience.

You stay on yours.

You do the anchor
watch from 12 to 4.

Adam. You're going to
do the 6 til 10 in the morning

and I'll do the 7 to 11.

Okay.

I can openly leave
Harry up to any job.

I don't have that
same trust for Adam.

The consistency is
not there with him.

There's no consistency at all.

So I want to be able
to leave him to do a job,

but I can't. I have to
keep an eye on him.

It sucks.

- All right, boys.
- Let's go.

Did you have vacuum clean here?

- No, but I can.
- Yeah.

I will.

Um...

- Yeah?
- Okay.

Am I the only one?

No. Just making sure.

Oh.

I hate that.

Okay.

So basically, because they
said they like Asian-Japanese,

I'm doing Japanese lunch.

So yeah, do some sushi rolls.

- Yeah.
- So sashimi, ginger and soy.

I'm going to do
some teriyaki eggplant.

Yum.

Sushi is basically
the perfect dish

because it's not going to
aggravate any Janae's allergies

and I can put everything
on the table so it's shareable.

So today's lunch, is just
going to hit everyone perfectly.

Are you happy with that?
Do you think it's sounds nice?

- I think it sounds great. Yeah.
- Okay.

Pretty good standards.
Ready for guest.

It's going to start
raining, mate.

This weather.

All crew, all crew,
please get dressed now.

Guests will be here
between 11 and 11:30.

Can you k*ll this fly?

k*ll that fly?

You can't k*ll flies,
they're too quick.

You can k*ll
mosquitoes, but not flies.

k*ll the fly, please.

All right. I have one bar.

- Full bars.
- Must be nice.

Should I take my radio
or keep putting it charged?

No, let it charge.

Stick close to
someone that has one.

- It's going to be you.
- Yay!

Laura, Laura, can you
do the champagne?

All crew on the aft deck.
All crew on the aft deck.

What's in here?

Damn. They're starting strong.

I know. I like it.

Incoming.

Hello. Good morning.

Luke will take you. I'm Jason.

Pleased to meet you.

- Hi, Jason.
- I'm Luke.

- Luke, nice to meet you.
- Pleasure to meet you.

- Oh, my God.
- I'm Aesha. What's your name?

- Janae.
- Come on through.

I'm Margot.

- Hey, how are you?
- Good.

I'm Luke. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hi, there. How are you?

- Lovely to meet you.
- I'm Aesha.

- What's your name?
- René.

René. Lovely to meet you.

Come on through.
Sorry about this rain.

Welcome to Australia.

Hello, everybody.
Welcome aboard.

I can't apologize
for the weather

because it's not my doing.

But we'll do our best to have
a hell of a lot of fun on here.

We'll have a great time.

We're here to sh... up.

Yeah!

All right, and I'll give you
guys a tour when you're ready.

- Yeah, let's do it.
- Yeah!

The main deck aft
and the bar area.

This is the main area that
you guys tend to hang out.

And I need a drink.
I need a real drink.

Deck team, get a hand
on the starboard side dock.

We've got bags
to come on board.

This is the primary suite.

Yeah.

These bags are
open, so rush those on.

Where'd you guys
come from today?

- California.
- Work together.

Oh, yeah. What do you guys do?

- We sell solar.
- Oh, lovely.

Yeah. Love it.

Luke, Luke, on your command.

Copy that, we're
all prepped down aft.

- Ready to drop lines.
- You're good.

Start pulling, start
pulling, start pulling.

Captain, that's
all lines on board.

These guys are fun!

Yeah?

Yeah, I really like them.

Do you want one, too?

Let's... ing go!

Within the first five minutes,

we're talking about
cheeks clapping.

Aesha, if we're getting a
little out of line, just tell us.

Honestly, the more...
ed up you get, the better.

Because then it's
entertaining for me.

Yeah.

How we feeling?

Getting seasick.

I just got to get out of here
for like five minutes, okay?

All right, man. I've got you.

Thanks.

I'm just using the
juice in the bottle.

Can I get you
guys anything else?

Honestly.

Did I buy store-bought
lime juice? Yes.

That's so that I can
deliver four margaritas

without having to
squeeze 50... ing limes.

Sorry. Speed is a
part of good service.

- Now try that.
- Yeah.

I mean, I'm telling you, like,

I know that that's a little
bit better, but when they're

mixing it in c*ck, it's
just, it saves so much time.

Sometimes even when
Laura's kind of right,

I just want to tell
her no because she's

so... ing annoying.

You can do whatever you
want, but I'm going to do that.

Okay.

This is some proper wind.

Okay, let it out.
Drop, drop, drop.

Copy, dropping anchor.

Two and a half right now.

Lock it off.

Anchor winch secured.

Oh we got soaked.

Are you guys ready for lunch?

Dang, it's raining hard.

- Okay, where are we going?
- We're going downstairs.

- Cheffy.
- Hello, honey.

What are you making, some sushi?

Nice.

You need anything?

Do you want to do
some washing up?

I got you.

It's been a long time
since my last relationship.

Usually I'll get
like a summer fling.

It's more light-hearted and
right now, that's what I want.

So I'm hoping there's
no mixed signals,

but who really knows?

Hey, chef. Would it be cool
if I stop bringing stuff up?

Perfect.

- Spicy tuna.
- Dragon roll.

Dragon roll.

And some vegetarian.

Can you pass that over here?

That meat's fire.

Oh, fried rice.
Props to the chef.

I mean, the food is good.

Yeah, that one's so good.

Can I get you
guys anything else?

Is everything yummy?

Everything's delicious.

Yay!

For you, my man, with
your diving experience.

Can you go through all the fins?

Yeah.

You need anything right now?

Chef, the guests are
so stoked with that.

Maybe stacking everything
we don't need so much in a bit.

Go change, guys.

All right. Hook down.

Down.

Yeah, bro. Done. Nice.

This is bullsh... .

Last charter wasn't
the smoothest for me,

but you don't have to baby me.

You know what I mean?

It's like the sh...
tiest thing ever.

You're like trying
to work hard,

and I'm over here
doing bullsh... .

Okay, bro.

They said it's going to
rain today, apparently.

Really?

Now I'll hold you there.

What is this?

Let's jump in the
water, let's go!

These are my kind of guests.

I'm glad we got off the
marina. I'm glad we're out here.

I don't care if it's raining.
I don't care if it's windy.

They're in the water.
They're enjoying it.

Tick.

Let's get this
show on the road.

All right, guys. Harry's
going to get out the masks.

- We're good to go?
- Whoa!

Snorkeling never gets boring,
even if it's pissing down.

Actually, it's better because
the fish come out to eat,

so you can see
everything in the one spot.

Yeah?

This is what life's about.

You know what? I'm
just going to run you.

Oops. Stop. Cancel.

It's so quiet. It feels weird.

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Tender inbound with guests.

ETA five minutes.

Copy that.

Woo!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Hi!

You guys ready to keep drinking?

Woo!

- Ah!
- Whoa!

That was magic
out there, actually.

I'm going to change.

Girls, you can go
get into your blacks.

Laura, start doing your
black and gold stuff.

Did you see helium
coming at provisions?

Helium for, like, balloons?

- Yeah.
- Come here.

Wow.

They're not going to float.

You want to just
run back and forth?

I take this one and I go...

I wasn't, like, a
hundred percent down

for what happened
the other night.

I didn't expect to get
taken out of the... ing hot tub

and taken down
to my room either.

There was definitely
other things going on.

It was the last
thing on my mind.

A hundred percent boy.

I don't have a crush
on Luke anymore.

Definitely not my type, I think.

It was just she was
coming off too strong.

- Do you know that?
- Okay, what did I miss?

- Tell me.
- Nothing.

Talking about you.

You need to start
cracking other eggs.

What?

See how your tally goes.
See how far you get around.

What?

If he doesn't want all
this, then it's his fault.

So big and juicy.

I love this sh... .

Harry, Harry.

If you're free, mate, do you
mind meeting me in the bridge?

I'm going to run you
through a quick anchor watch.

Inbound.

I don't get called to
the bridge very often.

What have I done wrong?

Nothing wrong, bro.

- This is the night order book.
- Yep.

Just have a walk
around the boat,

the main deck
teak and the table,

rinse it, give it a light scrub.

- Can you do that?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, this looks so good.

The chargers makes
all the difference.

It's done.

A really classy happy birthday.

- You see how that's up and down?
- Yeah.

That's how you
know it's closed.

Okay, I woke up at 6:30

and Laura comes
out of Luke's room.

- Did you know that?
- Yeah.

No, it's okay
because I have Harry.

I love him.

We made out last
night. I didn't tell you.

Did you?

It felt really nice.

So now I'm like, I think I
like him, but I'm not sure.

But you know, like, we
were talking about how,

like, we could never
imagine him boning him.

I still feel that way.

Until the sprinklers turn on.

Yeah.

Ready to go.

Are you blowing this sh... up?

Yeah, I just used
the opportunity

to spend time with
you. I just said yes.

I'm not even on the
night shift no more.

- It's good, no?
- Nah, I like staying up late.

- With me, really?
- Yeah.

Yeah.

- Adam.
- Yeah.

Do you think it was
trashy of me kissing Luke

after I couldn't get with you?

- Nah. Do what you want.
- You think bad of me?

Nah.

So that didn't change
your thinking about me?

Nah, man. Like, I
told everybody though.

Like, I just want to be
friends with everyone.

- I rather just say, yeah.
- We are friends.

I don't kiss my friends.

Really?

Huh?

What are you talking about?

Why are you asking
me 21 questions?

When I see Adam being a
d*ck, it made me kind of... ooh!

- I'm trying to talk to you.
- What is this, a test?

He's so hard to read.

You're really going
to be a tough cookie.

What, do you think
I'm going to be easy?

Nah, I'm a player.

I like that outfit. So swaggy.

Where'd my drink go?

What's her name, Janae?

Because I feel like
her meal's really plain.

Yeah.

Janae. Dislikes.

Wheat, dairy, red meat.

No dairy, no wheat, no red meat.

When you have a guest of
this many dietary requirements,

you have to specialize them.

For my starter, I'm
doing jalapeno poppers

and the lamb
lollipops for everyone.

And for Janae, tuna tartar
on a gluten-free tostada.

For the main
course, surf and turf.

And for Janae, I'm
doing red snapper.

You just don't have anything
to, like, dress it up with?

Yeah, I might put some
flowers, make it look pretty.

- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm so scared of
doing something wrong

because of these
dietary requirements.

Oh, my God.

Oh, happy birthday!

Thank you, thank you.

We're good to go with, like,
the starters when they're ready?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Okay, perfect.

Sh... looks like
perfume or something.

It's like a bong.

- It is.
- It's like a bong.

I'll do that.

Ready, whatever you are now.

Two minutes away
from finishing plating.

Oh, this looks so... ing good.

So, who's this one
for, here? Janae?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

No dairy. Gluten-free as well.

Woo!

All right, you ready?

Aesha, do you want me to
wait until you finish eating?

Yeah?

- Jesus.
- We can go.

René, what is that,
Versace, though?

I don't know,
man. It was a gift.

For your first course,
you've got the lamb lollipops.

- Let's go.
- And the jalapeno popper.

- Gluten-free.
- Yes.

Thank you so
much. Appreciate it.

Yeah, you're welcome.

So, enjoy.

- Oh, you don't?
- Yeah, I don't eat this.

Did you maybe want
one of those tacos?

Lollipops.

Is it like ahi tuna?

Oh.

No, I don't eat red meat.

No?

No.

Which one?

Teresa.

- Does it say no lamb?
- You don't like lamb?

- No.
- She don't eat meat.

I don't eat red meat.

Damn.

She doesn't eat
red meat either.

And neither of
them has said that.

Okay. No, she did, read meat.

I misread that.

No, I absolutely misread
that. That's my bad.

So, this girl, she sees now
that she doesn't eat red meat,

and she wants a
taco like the other girl.

me, man. I messed up.

I'm so focused on Janae.

I put these blinders on
and concentrated on her.

I kind of forgot
about everyone else.

- Well, I...
- Do you?

Well, no. How can I just
pull that out of my arse?

What? I just wasn't
sure if you'd made more.

Well, no. That's
actually all I got left.

It's not going to
be enough for her.

What am I meant
to do to fix this?

I'm realizing now
that I'm royally... ed.

Yeah, this is good...
Good sh... , guys.

Damn, you guys are all lucky.

Won't she eat
that? It's vegetarian.

- Just that?
- Yeah?

Yeah, just like terribly sorry.

- That's fine.
- All right.

Magic touch.

Well, we are drinking.

- Is this jalapeno poppers?
- Yeah.

Oh, wait. Can I
have some of those?

Okay.

I hate telling guests that
we don't have any more.

Oh, it makes me want to
throw up in my mouth a little bit.

The jalapeno?

Karina needs
something in her system.

I'm like so full, honestly.

I want one of those tostadas.

They don't have any more.

They only had enough
for one tostada?

- They only had one tostada?
- Yeah.

It just feels unprofessional.

I wish that was vodka.

We need seven
steaks and two tostadas.

Well, they come in packs of 10.

No, we just want two.

So they're not going to
have the tomahawk then?

- No.
- Okay, okay.

I can't get my head around it.

She needs to work
on having a plan B.

ing.

Next on "Below
Deck Down Under..."

Margot's not strong
enough on service.

- Well, who else would do it?
- You.

I don't know what -
ing planet she is on.

It can't work that way.

It's pelting down raining.

We need to leave.

Oh, my God.

Feeling a little seasick.

I've got a deckie
who gets seasick.

There's just so many
things that can go wrong.

Can we get eight
tequila shots, please?

I'm really drunk.

Yeah!

Damn! Why did I say no to that?

Why has he got his shirt off?

Wow, hey!

Every time Margot gets
pissed, she dances with Luke.

Yes, let's go!

Holy sh... .

- You can't do that.
- You can't do that.

You can't do that.