02x08 - Great Sexpectations

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Previously on "Below
Deck Down Under..."

This is perfect.

You're putting out good food.

Let's keep that food improving.

Awesome.

A self-aware chef definitely
has got the potential to grow.

I just saw the way that
Luke was looking at you

and I'm feeling
very protective.

All they want is water and bed.

No Luke.

Luke is... ing running out
of Margot's bed naked.

She was completely unconscious.

I'm going to go
down and find Luke.

I'm going to terminate
his employment.

- Come on, mate.
- Oh.

Up.

She's... ed up, I think.

I'm going to terminate
your employment.

I think it's a mistake.

Laura's comments
weren't fitting for us.

I know that's going to
put a little bit of stress

on the interior.

We're working on a replacement.

From deck point of view, Culver,

you're going to have
to step in at the moment.

You want to do this front part?

Yeah, I don't know.

If Jason can't find
us a new bosun,

then we're kind of screwed.

Morning, mate.

Oh, morning.

- How are you?
- Yeah, good.

Number four.

Yeah, we're just trying to
get main deck aft straight

and then we'll just
work our way up.

Okay.

Good morning.

Do you want to deal
with the day head?

- Sure.
- Yeah?

Get mentally prepared
to have a busy day.

All right.

Can I have a Harry hug?

Always welcome to a Harry hug.

Oh, I just love you.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Now I feel so much
better. I'm serious.

Oh, really? Oh, that's good.

Aesha and Tzarina,

can we meet for a preference
sheet meeting, please?

Copy.

All right.

- Culver.
- Yes.

Have you heard anything
about the new deckie?

- When's he coming?
- I don't know.

I haven't heard anything.

Team.

- Hi, Captain.
- Hello.

We've got a pretty easy one.

- Oh, what do you have?
- Do we?

Oh, my gosh. Is she?

- Oh, Laura Desiree.
- Is that Pink?

Laura Desiree is a New
York based news personality

for a live streaming website.

She considers
herself a sex journalist.

Laura will be joined by
adult entertainers Skyy,

Jessie Lee and Claudio.

Cam4 staff members,
Vanna Faye and Johnny.

Oh, yeah.

The guest requests
a big g*y brunch

with the food spread as
outrageous and exciting

as the decor.

Oh, this is what I
was worried about.

I don't have a creative
bone in my body.

The final evening's theme
will be animal instincts.

Primary Laura would like
to be served as dessert.

Her body decorated by the chef.

Well, there's opportunities
there for some fun stuff.

Oh, like, massively.

Do you think I could
paint her with chocolate?

Yes, why not?

Finally, my sort of people.

What? Today?

Jessie Lee, dietary
restrictions, vegan.

She's only mentioned
it eight times.

I do have a second officer
coming in this morning.

Oh.

And then we're working on a
second stewardess for this trip.

Well done.

She's a babe.

Oh, are you bi?

You're attracted to
the person, not the sex.

- Yeah.
- So let's look at this porn.

Holy sh... .

I don't understand
what that angle is.

What's even going on here?

No, maybe look at
that upside down.

There's a lot going on.

You want to do that
deck head or not?

Oh, yeah. Why not?

Soapy, soap, soap.

Man, these next few days
are gonna be so much.

You're gonna get to see
just how bad I am at decor.

Trust me, whatever you
are I'm a million times worse.

Love that.

I'm going into this charter
with just Margot and myself,

and she is very green.

Margot is going to do mornings.

I'm going to do mornings
and middle and night

and just hope that we're going
to get a new stew before I die.

I will do my best. I promise.

You always do.

Yeah.

People get fired all
the time, which it sucks.

You know, I
never like to see it,

but there's always a
kid waiting on the dock

with his bags ready to go.

Fun in the sun.

Let's see what
we're working with.

- Hey, how's it going, man?
- What's up, brother?

I feel like I'm already
wearing the uniform.

Oh, boy.

- Hello.
- Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, my God.
- Culver.

Culver. Culver.

- Oh, you?
- How are you?

Classic.

Oh, God, Joao.

You look lovely.

Thank you, baby.

You look like a
sexy Russian tonight.

One that you pay for.

You're saying she
looks like a prost*tute.

He's the worst.

- What's up, brother?
- Hey, how's it going, mate?

- What's your name?
- Joao.

Joao, nice to meet you. Adam.

Want me to take you
to the captain first?

Yeah, captain first.

I'll take your stuff because
you're in a room with me.

All right, cool, mate. Thanks.

Good gracious.

We've got the new officer.

Well, we need one.

Yes, we do.

- Hey, how's it going?
- Jason.

- Nice to meet you, mate.
- Joao. Nice to meet you.

Thanks for making it.



Thank you very much.

I'm really looking forward to
working with captain Jason.

He has a lot of experience.

It's very intimidating.

Get dressed. We'll
give you a quick famil.

Guests on in 45 minutes.

You can meet the team
on your way around.

I have so far been a captain
for three and a half years

on 30-meter boats.

But I'm looking to
get more experience

from a bigger captain
on a bigger boat

because I have the
ambition to get to the top.

Well, mate, thank you very much.

Thank you very
much. Appreciate it.

Nice to meet you.

- Margot.
- Hello.

- This is Joao.
- Hello.

- So nice to meet you.
- Hi, nice to meet you.

- How are you doing?
- Welcome.

Thank you very much.
So glad you're here.

- Hey, Joao.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- Good.

How are you?

I do.

I just got on. Let's
slowly get into it, yeah?

- All right, honey.
- Cheers.

Do you need space or do
you want to talk about it?

- Do you guys know each other?
- Yes.

We've got lots of friends.

OMG. Was this a long time ago?

No, not too far.

He's definitely a guy's
guy and a womanizer.

- This is your cabin here.
- Thanks. Okay.

I know Joao from
mutual friends in Parma

and also the fact that he
dated one of my best friends

and I was hooking up with one
of his best friends two years ago.

Joao just really... ed
over my friend big time.

Lying, deceit, totally
messing around.

It's going to make it really
awkward this season on the boat.

This is going to be...

I just wanted to quickly
say I think we both know

we didn't end on
great terms last time

we were together.

No, we didn't and
it's okay. I forgive you.

No, I'm kidding. I'm joking.

Thank you.

But I think we should
just leave it in the past.

We're both heads of
department so I think we'll just...

Well done.

- Thank you.
- That's amazing.

Yeah, it's really cool.

Aesha and I have exchanged
words to say the least.

Take me back to five
years ago. You'd hate me.

You look like a... ing knob
when you clean half a rail.

What do you mean?
I'm doing it properly.

No, you're not. If you
just go like this on top

as you're... ing
walking around.

That's awesome.

For a 30-year-old,

for nothing you have
got going on in your life.

A new deckhand does not
speak to a... ing chief stew like that.

Hey, shut the up. I'm
sick of listening to this.

Jezebob is mild ego.

It's a God-forsaken
dude that just kept

ing my relationships
up with everyone.

But Jezebob's not
around anymore.

With Aesha, I think
we both deserve

each other's second chance.

- Well, we'll start again.
- Yeah.

And we'll see how it goes.

I'm just kidding.

- All right.
- Thank you so much.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

All crew, all crew, all crew.

I want everyone ready
and dressed in 25 minutes.

Copy.

- Hey, mate.
- Hey, how's it going?

- Harry.
- How are you, bud?

- What's happening?
- Good.

- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, you too, mate.

- Joao.
- Joao.

Joao.

I don't know how to
say his name. Joao.

Joao. Joao. Joao.

All crew on the
aft deck, please.

Oh, here they come.

- Look at this.
- Gorgeous.

It really is.

Here they come.

Hi!

We are ready.

- Hey, Laura.
- Hello.

Jason.

- Good to meet you.
- You too.

Ooh. Mmm.

It smells fresh.

- Harry.
- Harry!

I'm Laura. Nice to meet you.

Fully shaved.

I've never met
porn stars before,

and it does worry
me a little bit.

Oh my God, these men.

I just fired one
sexually-charged Laura,

and now I've got another
sexually-charged Laura.

And she brought
friends. How fun.

I'm itching to take all
my clothes off right now.

Coming up...

Who is that?

Here we go.

With their shirt off.

It's not right. This is crazy.

These guys really need
to be whipped in shape.

- We won.
- Winner.

Good afternoon, everybody.
Welcome to Northern Sun.

And you brought the
sun, which is fantastic.

Aesha will take you
for a walk around,

and let's start enjoying
ourselves, yeah?

Yay!

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!

Oi, oi, oi!

I'll have a chat with
you now about lines.

Welcome aboard!

This is the sundeck.

Oh, come on.

Amazing!

If you guys want to really
have the nude sunbathing,

just so we've all got
a bit of a treat at work?

That'd be lovely.

I don't think
you're ready for me.

The history of the
boat being older.

It's a single screw
variable pitch.

It always wants
to go to starboard.

So you just tell me, yep,
you're off five meters,

three meters, four
meters, whatever,

and you're parallel.

Joao's got a great resume.

He's just come off being
a captain on a smaller boat.

That's going to be
beneficial for me,

because he's going to
understand from my perspective

the brick walls that
I've got in front of me.

All right, guys, let's unload.

Please, nobody ask
me to unpack for them.

Please, please, please, please.

I'm relieved that
Laura has been fired.

But it puts a lot
of pressure on me,

because now we're
down a teammate,

and I got to really step it up.

But I do find that I do well
when I don't have a choice.

This is the primary suite.

This room is gorgeous.

This is mommy's room.

It's weird that there's no
mirror in the ceiling, though.

How do you feel
about all night orgies?

It's just us. Is that okay?

We love voyeurs.

Where are you guys all from?

- Los Angeles.
- Yeah?

Toronto.

Oh, I love Portugal.

Right, he's the
most interesting.

Can I call you Yacht Daddy?

- Yes.
- Please call him Yacht Daddy.

No problem. That's
perfect. That's perfect.

Where's the captain's room?

I don't think you
should be privy

to any of that information.

Okay, deck crew. We're
starting up Port Generator now.

Let me know when
you're all in place.

Yeah.

Yeah, so, um, yeah.

- Single up?
- Yeah, yeah.

So...

We're going to do the spring?

We're going to
do the spring first.

- Whatever you want.
- Probably not.

I think we leave the net.

Yeah, we take the net off.

It'll go on the dock,
and then we'll untie that,

and then the
whole thing will go.

Figure it out.

However you want, bud.

No, no, carry on.

I just want to learn what
you guys are doing first.

I'm going to go untie
these two, and then...

Can I untie them from there?

Because we usually pull them up.

Do you want to single
up this spring first?

Yeah, we can do
that. That's fine, bud.

Right.

We're halfway
through the season,

and they still don't know
how to undock a boat.

I mean, seriously.

Right, let's get
these lines in.

Yeah, loosen that one up, Harry.

We've got a beautiful
platter set out for you guys.

- Yes!
- Oh.

- How are you looking, guys?
- 30 seconds, 30 seconds.

- Got it?
- Yep.

That is all stern lines in.

All floor deck lines in,
All floor deck lines in.

Okay, coming off the
dock now a little bit.

Starboard quarter,
sitting at four meters.

Is that the look for tonight?

I love it.

We are. The adventure is on.

I have a question.

You guys can, like, wash
stuff for me, like, my sneakers?

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

All clear. Are we good
to bring fenders in?

Yes. Bring everything in.

- Copy.
- I was like, hey, Joao.

He was like, "you."

So how do you know him?

I used to one of his best mates,

and he was with one of my
best mates and... ed her over.

Not a surprise.

Shocker, right?

Shouldn't have
these tied up like this.

- Yay!
- It's my boat!

Where do you keep them?

We'll just tie them
off on the bow,

and I'll get them all tied up.

There you are. You're welcome.

- You want a little more?
- Absolutely.

Okay.

Margot, I'm just going
to change quickly.

Slow.

- You good?
- Oh, good.

Good work.

I just wanted to find
out time to get there.

- An hour and a bit.
- Okay.

An hour and 20.

So we will anchor here.

There's a sand key there, set
up there with some bean bags

and some toys and stuff.

- Get them in there.
- Yeah, definitely.

Wow. What an Adonis.

I love a man with
a pearl necklace.

Oh, she has such
small little feet.

How cute.

What size are these?

Seven? Looks like a three.

Deck crew, deck crew. Can
you meet me in the crew mess?

My vibrator didn't
plug in at the hotel.

Same.

And it's been a big issue.

I don't know.

Okay, sweet.

So, I think the biggest
thing from what I can gather

is that we just need to work
as a team more efficiently.

You're leaving the dock.

We can get so much
quicker and faster,

just with positioning.

Where we are, where we start.

I need to know
your watch schedule

if you've got one. You've
got no watch schedule.

Honestly, I'm cool with
running the same thing

we ran last time.

You've got anything
written down or you just.

We know, we'll just,
yeah, we can write it down.

First thing I see
is disorganization.

This is not a
structured routine.

More structure, and
then once it starts flowing,

- just more fun.
- Cool.

Joao coming in hot.

He isn't really asking too
many questions of what works,

what doesn't work,
hey, how you doing?

You suck, and I'm in charge.

I'll figure it out. Everyone's
new to everything.

We'll change that.

Okay, deck crew, deck crew.

Stand by anchor.

Deck team, deck team.

Can you please
change into your wets?

Look at that beach right there.

Culver, culver.
Drop, drop, drop.

Copy that, cap.

Yay, Harry!

- How are you?
- Good.

Anchor chain is hopping down.

Two shackles in the water.

You can shut down.

Nice.

I'm going to go
put my thong on.

Hook up.

Try not to stand
under the boom, eh?

Yeah, I just got to
find a spot though, bud.

Can I get you guys
anything else to drink?

Yeah.

Were you sick?

Okay, perfect.

All right, hold it there.

Hook off.

Drive yourself
out of there, mate.

What's up, Laura?

He's got good handling
of that thing, doesn't he?

He does.

For the beach setup, are
we doing table and chairs?

I think all the bean
bags will be fine.

Those are Culver's, Margot.

Culver's, don't forget.

Your tea was there. Did
you want me to bring it inside?

Oh, my God, it's going
to be such a shock

when you start speaking again.

Wait till you hear
her filthy mouth.

You are so pumped right now.

Are those coming to the beach?

- They are indeed.
- Oh, my God.

- Just for you, Skyy.
- Oh, hi, baby. Hey, hey.

I love a man lifting.

Let's do a quick run and
then come grab the guests.

Perfect.

Are you going to come with us?

Ladies, let's do this.

Stop.

Sweet, brother.

Paradise, baby.

Enjoy.

No!

- Here you go.
- Right-o.

If only the boat could
see us right now.

Are you guys
ready for the beach?

Yeah, I'm ready. Can I get in?

- Yes, absolutely.
- Perfect.

Bye.

Here they come.

Nice job, Harry. Banging
out some beach setups.

If I've hit the land, I
might have gone too far.

Incredible.

Where are we?

Welcome to paradise.

Thank you.

I'll meet you up there.
We got full drinks.

All right, I hope
no one's offended.

I just don't want tanlines.

Er...

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

I'm going to do the same.

This is going great.

Oh, my God.

- All right, beach bums.
- I'd like to go in that water.

We're going in.

Oh, that is awesome.

Skyy, I'm going to
come out and make sure

it's not too deep out there.

Are you going to swim
with this shirt on? No.

All right, this is coming off.

Yay.

That's our guy.

- Help me, I'm drowning.
- Here we come!

Yes, we got him.

Welcome.

It's your vacation,
too. Look at this.

I'm still waiting to see
is Harry really hairy?

Yo, who is that?

With their shirt off?

Has the captain got
some good binoculars?

Someone's walking
into the water.

Let's go!

Oh, sh... .

It's Culver and Harry.

Are you ready, Skyy?

No. Hold that.

Oh, they're having a party.

It's not right.

This is crazy. Super yachting,
it's a guest experience.

It's not a guest and
crew experience.

And there's a difference
between professionalism

and actually trying to
be a guest on the boat.

It's obviously the precedent

that the previous
person has set.

I'm here to change that.

Oh, yes!

Oh, gosh!

Oh, they're having a party.

I have Skyy's p*nis pressed
against the back of my neck.

But I think I've got the
best view in the house.

Laura's boobies.

Oh, yes!

Winners.

Although I do think I won

because my legs were
wrapped around Harry.

Ugh...

I need to try and
catch this wine bottle.

I wish I could reach through.

All right, beach bums.
You just going to sit there?

Just get a little padding down.

Just in case.

I don't know if that'll help.

Probably not.

One, two, three.

Oh!

Wow.

All right, babies.

Oh, you're lucky.

This is the last White Claw.

Oh, man.

Beach party, beach
party, you copy?

Go ahead.

Just checking everything okay?

Yeah, it's all good, but
we need more drinks.

Copy.

- Wow.
- Amazing. Amazing.

Since you're in the
cabins all the time,

do you want to do the beach?

You'll be fine. It's so basic.

Usually I wouldn't
send the third stew

to the beach by
herself to do service.

But there's only
two of us, and so far

these guests have
just been so lovely.

I think it's because
the porn industry

is just like the
yachting industry.

We're both here
to serve and please.

- Oh, hey.
- What's up?

Adam, Adam. Can you please
meet me on the swim platform?

Yeah, copy on my way.

Best chef in town.

So nervous.

Is this enough rosé?

Maybe should do one more bottle.

Too much to do?

- Right, Adam, you coming?
- Yeah.

Swapping over with
Culver and Harry.

Cheers.

These guys really need
to be whipped in shape.

Sh... 's going to change.

Full stop.

- We've got it from here, Harry.
- We've got it.

Down pat.

Aren't lucky just
to have water that

just washes things
away whenever we want?

Did Adam tell you it
was dinner at eight?

- Yes.
- Perfect.

- How are you going?
- I'm okay.

I love vegan food and stuff.

You have to really
think outside the box.

I love these guests.

They want to be healthy.

I've got vegans.

I love nutrition.

And I obviously got
raised to vegetarian.

This is something that I
really love and embrace.

So, yeah, I'm
feeling confident.

All right, nice talk, bye.

Sweet.

- Hey.
- Are you good?

I'm really excited.

I'll take that.

- Oh, okay.
- Enjoy, guys.

- Bye.
- Aw.

Would anyone like anything?

Rosé, anything to drink?

- Okay.
- Laura, you want to rosé, babe?

'Cause then if one
person goes kayaking,

you have one on the beach.

Because they've
been getting separated.

That's all right.

Honestly, the two
of them are fine.

- Everyone's happy?
- Super happy.

Great. I love you guys.

How are you doing, babe?

Oh, great. These
guys are awesome.

Anyone want rosé?

Babe, do you want
something to drink?

I'm good at the moment.

They want to do
something, if they need us,

they can call us, we
can go straight away.

There's no point in
us all standing around.

Do you know what I mean?

Well, back there, you're not
really even standing around.

You're like interacting like the
whole time we've been there.

No, I know, but
sometimes the guests

just want their own space.

Of course. I'd be honored.

They're not the type of
guests that are really, like,

separate the crew from them.

Like I said, if they need
anything, they can call us.

All right.

This is the complete opposite
of what they want us to do.

Just checking, everything okay?

We're having a blast.

We're showing them
such a good time.

And you just pulled
us off the beach.

That doesn't make
any sense to me.

- Everybody scream.
- Yeah!

Proud of you, girl.

So what's our go-to right
now? What do you need?

Just to make sure that
the jacuzzi side is set up,

cushions, and then
we're happy decks.

- All right.
- Okay.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

I am going to come chat to you
if you don't mind for a second.

Yeah, sure. How are you going?

I'm doing all right.

These guys have got
quite a bond with each other.

I think because
when Luke was here,

he kind of set up the vibe
that him and all the boys

were just bros.
There were no hours.

There were no, like,
set breaks or anything.

- He didn't like being...
- Yeah, okay.

- Mr. Authority Figure.
- Which is fine.

But I think they're
going to start rebelling

as soon as I start
throwing authority.

- So sh... .
- No, it's like...

- That's silly.
- It is. It is.

I can see that
Culver's a little bit like,

I think he might have been
running the show a little bit.

You've got to know your guests.

They've at no point ever said,

we'd like some
space from the crew.

You don't get tips because
they look at the windows.

- And they're really clean.
- Read the itinerary.

Read the guests.

The entire time they want
the crew involved with them.

Luke kind of drilled the
biggest thing is entertainment.

But I think sometimes
they get so focused on it

that they forget
to do their job.

I think they need to
respect you as the boss.

I am very shocked that Joao
is approaching me for advice.

He's actually treating me
like a real head of department.

So has he changed? Maybe.

I wanted to get your advice.

And if there's anything
that you feel like...

I've got your back,
and vice versa.

- Thank you.
- Honestly.

Coming up...

Oh, Joao.

Oh, you guys know
each other before this.

Yes.

You see this galley?

It's my territory. You
got me? Joao-ah?

I'm gonna break his knees.

- You ready to go back?
- Yeah.

All crew, guests are ready
to come back to the boat.

Culver, Harry, Joao,
you can go ahead.

Okay, copy that.

- You ready, brother?
- I'm ready.

Wow. Master of the universe.

Harry and I are
making our way in now.

Tender is approaching.

Aesha, just letting you know,

we have just left
the beach, over.

Copy. Thank you.

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Welcome. Gorgeous.

So here's your little towel.

Are you going to go in
and get ready and stuff?

Yeah, we're going
to go get ready now.

All crew, all crew, please
change into your blacks.

And the main is the lemon
potatoes I'm doing in a corn.

Normally when you
think glitz and glam,

you don't think nutrition,
healthy food, vegan

and stuff like that,

but I'm going to try and make
this really glamorous for them.

I'm hoping this will
zhuzh it up with gold flakes

and edible flowers and stuff.

I love edible gold spray.

I would just cover it
all in a beautiful man

and lick it off them.

Culver.

There we go.

Margot, Margot.

Should we start
setting the table?

Copy.

- Where's your glitter?
- Put it on.

On the side.

- What would Laura do?
- She'd always put things there.

The guests tonight want a glitz
and glam themed dinner party,

which is great,
except for the fact

that I'm terrible
at table decor.

Wow.

That looks really good.

It looks like a mess
from a shower drain.

Do you happen to know if
our new stew is good at decor?

Fingers crossed.

It looks like Barney
ate a rainbow

and vomited it out, and that's
about as good as I can do.

Is there any way
we can spice this up?

Not because of your work,

it's just they're
really bad streamers.

Where's your glitter?
I'll do your makeup.

Wait, do you know
how to do this?

- Yes.
- I look like a sad clown.

I know.

- I think once we start dinner...
- That'll be my chance.

That'll be your chance,
and I can just use the guys?

Yeah.

Oh, my God. It's so good.

Glitter Town, USA.

Oh, you guys look amazing.

I love it.

Jessica Rabbit?

It is Jessica Rabbit!

Yes.

- We're ready to start.
- Amazing.

All right, let's get seated.

Cheffy, cheffy, Aesha.

Just starting to seat guests.

Copy that.

Okay, should I pop down?

- Yeah. Thank you.
- All right.

I'll cabin.

Who do I have to help
me running plates tonight?

- Aesha, I'm up at the moment.
- Yeah, Aesha, I can help too.

Thank you.

That is a dollar store curtain.

Aside from the curtain,
it's a stunning spread.

Is that a dollar bill necklace?

- Should I just put it on?
- Yeah.

I think it will
complete the look.

Mm-hmm.

Do you think that's
glittery enough?

- Yes. Gorgeous.
- Okay.

Amazing.

So this first course
is artichoke foam

on top of roasted celeriac.

That's... ing beautiful.
I had to curse at it.

I'm going to be sh...
ting like a fairy later.

That is so good.

Taste it, let it
rock your world.

Okay. Let's see.

What's up, cheffy?

What are they having
for dinner? Chicken?

Chicken.

And then for the vegan,

I've stuffed zucchini
rolls with dough.

Okay.

Chef, clearing now.

I'm gonna sleep like a baby.

- Fun.
- You can go now.

Amazing.

Can we get one more pair of
running hands to the gallery?

Careful of the sides because
this is all sprayed with gold.

Yep. Coming. Coming.

You need a hand?

You can take a couple,
that would be lovely.

Okay.

Oh my God. Look at this.

And the captain is here. Hello.

Woo!

Oh my God. It's so glittery!

What is this sorcery?

For this course,

we've got chicken with
lemon, potato and corn.

And then you've got a
cashew cream spread.

Okay. Everyone chew and swallow.

- Let's do this.
- Yes.

Enjoy.

This looks so gorgeous.
This is actual art.

I'm so happy that
she's the chef.

Let's spray them gold.

- How is it?
- It's so good.

Juicy and gorgeous.

- It's so delicious.
- Yay!

Cheffy, the guests
lo-o-o-o-ove the dinner.

Thank you.

Just put them there.

Mmm. Well, I'm a happy boy.

So are you doing lates tonight?

No. I finished at 12.

But I'm just trying to
get everyone up to par

with actually
getting rest and stuff.

Yeah.

- We'll get this new stew.
- Yeah.

Probably be some like
leggy blonde model as well.

And we'll be like, cool.

Oh, Joao.

Dude, it's been so long.

I think the last time I
saw you I was in Parma.

Yes.

Oh, you guys know
each other before this?

We don't know each other.
I used to shag his mate.

Yeah.

I'm going to start clearing
the main in a second?

What? Are you
getting jealous of Joao?

Yeah, I am.

New guy. What are you doing?

You see this galley?
It's my territory.

So I suggest you take a
lap. All right? You got me?

Joao-ah?

Are you really?

Break his knees if I
see him talking to you.

Oh, yeah. That's the sexiest
thing you've ever said to me.

Really?

- Yeah.
- Hold me back.

I like boobs.

We like boobs.

How many boobs do you like?

One boob, two boob.

- Three.
- Three boobs.

- Triple t*ts.
- It's perfect.

I'm excited to see what's next.

Same.

All right, we can
go out with desert.

These look so good.

- I'll wash.
- Thank you.

Oh, my God. What is this?

Lord.

Oh, my Lord.

This is so good.

It's like an orgasm
in my mouth.

Isn't that where
they usually happen?

- Claudio.
- Yes.

Are you doing a Cam4
show at all while we're here?

I have a huge
dildo for you to use.

Should I use that in my app?

Just you deep-throating
something.

I'm in.

Time to get ready.

Can I sneak by? Because
some of us are performing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What are you still doing?

I just want to flip one
load, then I'm going to bet.

- One.
- Amazing.

Thank you.

I almost hid from her.

So she wouldn't give me extra.

Here we go.

Yes. Give me that... ing d*ck.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Mmm.

So good.

That's like addictive.

All right. Good night, everyone.

- Hi.
- Hello, Harry.

What's going on
with you and Margot?

On drop-off day, you
should invite her on a date.

I've already said
I want to do that.

You should.

But what, so...

I reckon what you should do,

maybe be like, oh, could
you meet me on the sundeck.

And then just take up like
a couple of the cushions

and stuff, and a bottle of rosé.

I am quite nervous to
ask Margot out on a date.

I'm pretty sure we're
on the same page.

like, we're both
into each other.

But because of
everything that's happened,

I've tried to take a step back.

I'm just trying
to go at her pace.

All right, I'll see
you in the morning.

Goodnight.

Now I can take the bottom bunk.

Did you manage to
get the cushions out?

Did you get the cushions out?

- Yeah.
- No, not yet.

I was just kind of
drying main deck aft.

I just want to get it all, so...

- Okay.
- I'll do a quick background.

Okay, cool.

g*y brunch.

So we should probably all,

like, dress up
and bring food out.

I was thinking, one
of you guys could put

that gag ball in your
mouth when you come out?

Oh, my life.

Do you think this kind
of looks like a vag*na?

vag*na napkins. Good job.

Thank you.

Deck team, deck team.
We are dressing up

in our budgie smugglers
and we are serving brunch.

Good morning.

- Go get your outfit on.
- Yes.

What are you worried about?

I just have a whole bunch
going on with mine right now.

Big g*y branch for sure.

Oh, come on. My whole...
ing sack is going to be out.

That's the point, mate.

Oh, my God, bro. Come on.

I don't get paid
enough for this sh... .

I'm pretty sure we do. I'm
pretty sure we get paid heaps.

This is definitely a vag*na.

Oh, man. I'm really trying
to cram into this damn sock.

You were born for this.
You were born for this.

Big g*y brunch.

Right, bananas.

Then we can literally
stick a banana like that.

They're going to take
it from you anyway.

All right, thanks.

You don't have to.

There are many different
methods of management.

My management style is to
come down hard on these guys

as well as create a
friendship with them.

Where are the big ones?

Oh, this is funny.

I want a balance
between the two.

It's one of the
hardest things to do.

I'm still working it
out, but we'll get there.

All right, I've got most of
the guests sitting at the table.

Let's get up there.

You can't even
move in these things.

Who's are new guest?
She's really pretty.

Areola.

Oh, my God. Areola.

Cheffy, are you ready for
the big g*y brunch or what?

Whenever you guys are ready.

I'll carry the rolls, the buns.

Chef, what have you
prepared for us today?

We're starving.

Well, good morning.

What?

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

The unicorn.

Is that a banana in your pants
or are you happy to see me?

The ball gag.

Boys, boys, boys.

Oh, my God. I
need a group photo.

- Here we go.
- Come on.

One, two.

I don't believe my life.

Holy sh... .

That hot pink speedo.

Yeah.

Bought it myself. It's
actually Australian.

Oh, the unicorn.

Hey, what's going on?

Woo!

Oh, boys.

How is this possible?

This is so dirty. I love it.

Holy cow.

Stay.

Vegan rainbow pancakes.

It has pearls on
it. Look at that.

We have some pancakes.

You guys are incredible.

I'm going to cry.

- You nailed it.
- You too, bro.

It's funny. See,
hey, you don't think

you have these stuff in you,

but then you just
do it and it's like,

oh, it wasn't
actually that bad?

Fair enough.

Oh, this was outstanding.

I can't wait to get
out there, everybody.

- Yes.
- Let's go get ready.

Shorts, shorter.

Harry, look.

Dolphins!

- How many? Two?
- No, there's like six.

What?

Oh, I want to swim with
the dolphins in like the wild.

How was the morning?

It was so great.

It was a really good morning.

Next charter, I'm going
to ask to be on mornings.

Appreciate it.

I love mornings. It's so quiet.

We'll be on mornings
and we can have a coffee.

Yeah, we'll bring that back.

- One more day, right?
- One more day.

And then, are we going to
watch the sunset on the sun deck?

Nice sunset date.

- Are you asking right now?
- I'm asking you.

Coming up...

- Let's go up.
- Coming up.

Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

- Jesus.
- No, no, no, no, no.

- Hey.
- Oh my God, he's right there.

He's right there!

Haven't we got a sunset
date on the sun deck?

Do we?

- Do you want to?
- Oh, sure.

Are you asking me right now?

I'm asking you.

Yeah!

Just ask.

- I'll try to get ready quickly.
- It doesn't have to be long.

- I would love to.
- Yeah.

- All right, I can't wait.
- I'll see you there.

Yeah, but not before then.

You know.

I definitely enjoy this
flirty little relationship

that Harry and I have so
far. It just seems harmless.

And I think most guys
if they only like you

for like basically sex.

But with Harry, it seems like

it's not about
that at all for him.

So it'll just be fun.

- I'm excited now.
- Okay, me too.

Were you listening?

Sunset drinks on the sun
deck after the, after the drop-off.

I nailed it. It's the best
feeling in the world.

Like, cha-ching, success.

Sealed the deal.

- The plan worked.
- It worked. It worked.

Aesha, Aesha. Can you
come to the bridge, please?

Totally.

Okay. Here we go.

- Look.
- Oh, yes.

I'd like to run over the CV

of the new second
stewardess that's coming.

Oh, she's pretty.

You're all right.

Right.

True North. That's
exploration, adventure.



with a minimal interior.
Four stewardesses.

Right. So she was chief?

She was from
second to chief. Yeah.

As long as Jamie doesn't
have a million opinions

and is okay with
bottled lime juice,

we're going to
get along just fine.

It looks like she'll be
here for dinner service.

Amazing. I'd love that.

Then I can see what she's got.

Yeah, perfect.

So you can paddle board?

- Yes.
- Okay.

I've never paddle
boarded before. Really.

Would you rather
a two-person kayak

and one of the crew go with you?

Yeah, she needs assistance.

- You go pick one.
- Pick one of the men.

- Who do you want?
- Joao?

Yes.

You want to go
for a kayak, mate?

Yeah. No worries.

Perfect.

- Absolutely.
- Yeah!

Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

What are you doing, Skyy?
Going paddleboarding?

Yay!

Yeah. Get you some.

Do you want to paddle?
Or should I do all the work?

I'm just going to
hold one just in case.

Let's do it.

Harry just asked me if I
wanted to have sunset drinks.

Oh!

That is the cutest thing.

You can help me
choose my outfit.

We're having drinks
on the sun deck

before we all go out tomorrow.

So some smooching
might be happening.

Probably.

We have to get this tender up.

Really?

Harry, can you just
jump in there, mate?

Get the strops ready
on the tender, please?

Yep.

- Culver?
- Yeah.

Can you get the
crane ready, my friend?

Okay.

Okay, Adam. Can you
come and grab a line

and we'll pick this tender up?

- Let's go in one, two, right?
- Yes.

So one, two.

When you get out
with Northern Sun,

the boat tends to roll a lot
when you're in certain seas.

So if you're lifting a tender,

as soon as you get that wind,
as soon as you get that swell.

Chill for a second until
we get his lines, okay?

That tender's going to swing.

You just got to be
really careful lifting it up.

Hook down and then go to turtle.

All right, Harry, I'm
going to come cable down.

- A little bit more.
- Yep.

- Feels good, Harry?
- More.

- Cool.
- Yep.

Take weight.

Okay, get her out of the water.

Stop that. Okay.

Let him out.

It's safe there. Let
it stop rolling around.

The more you're
out here, the better.

So when you come up,
it's going to want to come in.

- Okay.
- You want some space.

You're all the way
out, aren't you?

Yeah, I'm all the
way extended. Yeah.

Slow and steady. Get
her up nice and slow.

Keep coming. As
soon as I say clear.

- Okay.
- You're going to come around.

- All right.
- Let's go up.

Coming up.

Keep coming. Slow speed.

Stop.

- Ah.
- Damn it.

- Stop.
- What the?

What happened then?

Anti... Oh.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Oh.
- Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Jesus.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

- Okay.
- What the was that?

Go down. Go down. Go down.

Go down? Go out?
All right. Hold on.

Boom down.

Stop. Stop.

- Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
- Boom down. Boom down.

No, no, no, no, no.

- Hey.
- Oh, my God. He's right there.

He's right there.