02x12 - Find Me Some Budgie to Love

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Previously on "Below
Deck Down Under"...

- Jaimee.
- Culver, very nice to meet you.

Wow.

I'm gonna up, aren't I?

I could get used to this.

- Which part?
- All of it.

I'm not sure where
it's going from here.

I mean, I'm open to it.

Are we good friends? Are
we, like, cuddle buddies?

I don't want to be, like,

giving you any
wrong impressions,

but I honestly just don't know

what's going on
in my brain either.

It's over. Freindzone,
party of one.

Hello!

Emily Monstray is
an American investor.

She's bringing along
her newest friends.

Is this the orgy room?

I think we can
fit at least three.

Come on, Adam, move the fender.

Secure, secure, Adam.

Whoa!

Holy sh... .

Definitely too many mistakes
being this far into the season.

The team just has to
start thinking ahead.

We're not going
to settle for any less

than perfection this trip.

I can't afford to
up, I really can't.

Deck crew, deck crew.
Get ready for anchor.

Yeah, copy that.

Adam will be on his
way to the anchor,

and I'll be on the
stern with Harry.

Wait, no, no, no,
stop, stop, stop.

The anchor's in the
water. I tried to engage it.

It slipped. I still
can't engage it.

Joao, can you race up and help
Adam, please, with the anchor?

Jesus Christ.

That anchor chain can whip
up and take your... ing head off.

Oh, no.

Ah, sh... .

What's up bro?

So I had to... ing take it
off the brake to engage it.

Okay.

So I took it off
the brake slowly

and just started to run.

How'd you up?

Let's... ing pull this up,
let's see if it'll come up.

A crew member dropping
an anchor underway,

there's three safety factors
that stop you from doing that.

For it to happen,

and for the damage it
could cause to the boat,

or to him himself...

The chain could snap,
shrapnel going anywhere.

Adam could have
ruined our whole season.

I'm furious.

Let's pull this up,
let's see if it'll come up.

No.

Can you do that? Let's
see what's going on.

There you go. There you go.

All right.

- Take it up?
- Yeah.

Do you think the water's warm?

- Oh, yeah, absolutely.
- Yeah.

Full of sharks and crocodiles.

How much is out?



Pick it up, pick it up,
pick it up, pick it up.

I thought that I had to let it
off the brakes to line it up.

I picked that up and
this didn't spin at first.

- Yes.
- So that's what I thought.

You got to engage the
clutch first before you let go.

The brake is the very
last thing you let go.

Yeah, all right.
- ing backwards for me,

because we always let it
off the brake, you know?

- Yeah.
- Oh my... ing God, bro.

For some reason in my
head when I went up there

and I was going to drop it,

I was like, oh,
this is how to do it.

That's how you drop an
anchor on commercial ships.

But like on this boat,

you have to slowly let the
anchor down on the windlass.

I crisscrossed my
trains of thought,

and now I know that
Jason is looking at me

like I'm some... ing idiot.

So just remember from now,

brake is the last
thing you let go.

No, that won't
never happen, yeah.

Okay. It happens.

Thanks for running
up here. Appreciate it.

No, of course.

Yeah, amazing.
Thank you so much.

So how do you guys
all know each other?

Holly is my housemate.

These guests actually remind me

so much of my friends back home.

They're a little bit quirky,

but they're always
giving each other sh... ,

and that's how we express
how much we love each other.

Oh, thank you.

He's never said anything
that nice to me before.

It takes me bringing
him on a yacht.

Oh!

Come on.

- That's pretty good, actually.
- I think it's good, okay.

Okay, start putting
two in the water.

- You got it, eh?
- Yeah.

Stop there. Let that grab.

Okay, aft deck, you can
let that tender stream.

Copy.

Engineers, engineers,
you can shut down.

- Did it freefall?
- Yeah, just freefalling.

- ing stupid-a*s - ing door.

Joao, Joao, can you
come to the bridge, please?

Copy.

Would a basket be better?

Yeah, I like that.

Useful for once. Thank you.

Huh?

I said you look
really beautiful today.

Aw. Thanks.

- Very sweet of you, hon.
- You're welcome.

I don't want mistakes.

How's it going, cap?

Seriously.

It's like, I don't need to be
coming into the anchorage

and I've got a deck hand
that's dropping the anchor down.

That channel's six meters deep.

He lets it out, I
was in 15 meters.

Yeah.

He lets it out in that channel
and I'm hitting ground.

You know.

And I'm going past a
vessel or something.



We're towing a tender.
There was no pressure.

- Yep.
- No one's pushing anyone.

Good communication.

And an anchor starts
falling on the ground.

- Copy.
- Yeah.

You know, the
other day coming in,

the same deck hand just like...

Yep.

At what level do
we just go right?

Let's get some... ing
experience on here.

Yep.

Look, Adam makes a few mistakes.

There's no experience
on yachts on that side.

But I'll back him up and saying

he's on the right page
towards being a deck hand.

Yeah.

Well, I haven't got a whole
season to keep going with this.

Because you know what?

The next one could
be damage to the boat.

The next one could
be someone's finger.

Let's think about this
wisely. Talk to everyone.

Okay.

Something's got to happen.

Are we trying to
make changes? No.

Will we make changes? Yes.

All right. Thank you.

Definitely and certainly do not
want to see Adam being fired.

I connect with him in many
ways, especially about family.

And he hasn't been given
the opportunity to learn

from someone who
was willing to teach.

Give me two weeks with Adam.

Not that he would
know more than Culver,

but he would be
doing more than Culver.

- Are you all good?
- All good.

But I thought it
was... It was like...

It was my fault.

You just learn from
these moments.

I mean, that won't
ever happen again.

Yeah.

Unfortunately, I had
to - ing learn by that.

All crew, the guests have
a dive excursion scheduled.

Can you get them on the
island ASAP? Let's go.

- Just the cushions.
- Cushions.

Gonna get the
sunscreen while I'm there.

Sunscreen. Cooler
boxes. Ready to go.

When were you
guys wanting to go?

Are we going on land? Is
there a dive shop on land?

Is that the plan?

So land first and then sea.

- Yeah.
- What do we need to bring?

Just the swimming stuff,
glasses. Oh, good attitude.

I'll just have when you
get back the hot tub ready.

Hot tub ready for sure.

Captain, captain,
we are good to go.

Right on.

Did you need Margot to
go with you or anything?

Do you know what? That
would really help, actually.

- It would?
- Yeah.

Margot, Margot.

I'm gonna send you to do
some c*ck on the boat.

The guests are
getting in the boat now

so just as quick as he can.

Sorry, I keep doing
this to you last minute.

Well, you're going to have
a good time diving now.

It's going to be fun.

Are you sure you're okay
with getting wet and stuff?

Yeah.

I literally just send them
with Aperol Spritzes.

Perfect.

Yay! Fun!

How do you do?

- Is that it?
- All right.

We'll see you after
our diving excursion.

Grab those towels quick.

Yeah.

Since Margot put
me in the friend zone,

I'm going to take a step back.

We're here to do a business.
We're here to be professional.

So, it's fine.

I got shot down at my feet.

So, I need time.

Good job, Harry.

You all right?

- Let's go.
- Yeah.

I can't even see
where the boat is.

Deck crew, deck crew,
Harry is on the way back.

Copy that.

I'm going to pop
out real quick.

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

Do you want to just
bow in and I'll jump off?

- Yeah, yeah.
- For sure.

Good luck. Have fun.

But what's like your favorite
place you've ever traveled?

Every time I'm
looking in between jobs,

I'll go to Palma de Mallorca.

I want to go there so bad.

Honestly, it's incredible.

I want to go there
and visit chef.

She's awesome. I like her.

Didn't she say to you once,
like the next time I see him...

No.

He was with one of my
best mates and... ed her over.

This is your cabin here.

Did she say that?

She said that to
you. She told me.

- Did she?
- Yeah.

I was with Tzarina's friend
and it was just a hookup.

She wanted more
than I could give

and she got mad at me for it.

I have a reputation
when it comes to women,

but there's no doubt
that I've changed.

What can I do to prove that
I am that person I say I am?

Um, okay. But you guys are fine.

Coming up...

Harry has to one-on-one
dance with Victoria.

You're going to bang Harry.

We can have a threesome.

He would not know what to do.

I'm very much approve of that.

You all right?

- Hey! How was it?
- Yeah, good.

c*ck time.

Oh, yeah!

This is the welcome
back c*ck.

- Well done, - Wow.

- That's a big one.
- Geez.

Harry, Harry. Yeah,
we're headed back now.

- Hi, Harry.
- Hi, guys. How was it?

- Hey.
- Amazing.

Got some in the fridge, too.

Yeah, yeah.

Go on in.

Yeah!

Hello!

Martini.

- It was great.
- Yeah?

So much diving.

Oh, no, no, no.

I think you should
definitely do that.

- That would be quite good.
- That would be hilarious.

Hey, can I just
ask you a question?

Put it down to one kilometer
and see what you find.

That's what we're doing,
that's what we're doing.

See what we're in for.

Do you guys want to do
all the decorating and stuff?

Yeah.

Because I think this
theme's a little bit

harder to wrap your head around.

I guess we'd like to have a
Slim Aaron's party to recreate

the vintage look of


I like that.

I like it's a cool theme,
but I think it's one of those

ones you have to Google.

Yeah, I have no idea.

Slim Aaron's was an
American photographer

who used to take
pictures of celebrities

and socialites back
in the 1960s and '70s.

This is like the least
tacky thing we've ever had.

What's it called? Slim Andrews?

If you Google a
photo, it's like people

with like cool flares
and big sunnies.

Where's my phone?

Go get ready now.

I'll take a shower.

So tonight for dinner,
I'm doing surf and turf.

Okay.

With like a dessert
charcuterie board.

Yum.

I'm actually going to
wear my own green pants.

Oh, I wonder if I could wear
the fun pants that Tzarina has.

They're just really patterned
and high-waisted and flared.

Oh, perfect.

Joao, Joao, can you come
to the bridge for a sec, mate?

Copy, yeah.

How's it going here? Sorry.

Right, I want to have a talk
about the anchoring today.

I'm concerned at
going through another

couple of charters with
inefficient deckhands.

Yeah.

Might have to see
how we can improve it.

Can you call Adam up?

I want to talk to him about the
anchoring and the safety of it.

Yes.

And whether he's
understanding of it.

Okay.

Adam, Adam, do you mind
coming up to the bridge?

Copy.

Holla, boy.

- Adam.
- Yes.

How are you, mate?

Listen, I want to talk
about the anchoring today.

- Walk me through it.
- Okay.

So when I went up
there, I looked at it,

it was disengaged.

And my head, the way
I've been doing it for years,

was I always drop
it on the brake.

Started to drop it.

But once it started to run,
just put the brake back on.

Yeah, well, I didn't say drop.

What happened there today
could potentially have been an issue.

And that really does bother me.

From a deck point of
view, you do struggle

when it comes to
actual deck experience.

But nothing that doesn't
take anything away

from your personality
and your drive

and helping out with everything.

So that's a positive.

But I'm concerned
about the safety aspect

and general deck awareness.

All right. Kick on with it.

Yeah, thanks, mate.

All right, thank you, cap.

Thanks, Adam.

Well, that attitude, it
definitely is there for Adam,

as far as positivity.

There's potential just
damage and issues.

Yep.

Yeah.

This is a hard one.
Adam's a nice guy.

I like him. Everyone likes him.

I can tell that he
understands what was wrong.

But I'm leaning
towards letting Adam go

because the severity
of what just happened.

I have to give this
some time and thought.

Well, leave it
with me for tonight.

- Okay.
- To chew on.

- Okay.
- Thank you very much, captain.

- You're good.
- Yeah, all good.

All crew, all crew, please get
into your Palm Springs outfits.

Thank you.

Cute!

Oh, wow.

That's a Slim Aarons.

You look so good.

I love this.

All right, Cheffy, I
am seating the guests.

Copy that.

My theme tonight is
Slim Aarons, '70s vintage.

And so let's dig
back to the '70s.

That's when surf
and turf started, really.

So who picked this
theme? Slim Aarons?

- Me.
- I love it.

That's yachting, bro.

Take it with a pinch of
salt and just keep rolling.

It's just about putting
more initiative into it.

Think on your feet.

It's an incredible mistake,
and I can't believe that I did it.

The number one
reason I work so hard

is my family to ultimately
put them in a house

and have a better life for them.

My mom, I want her
to be proud of me.

I've been thinking
about her all day

because I understand
the gravity of the situation.

Take it on the chin for now,
and we'll figure it out, all right?

Okay, fine.

Okay, so the first one, if they
say Truth, what should we ask?

Who from our group would
you want to hook up with?

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

They don't have to
hook up with them,

like, they can just say it.

I'm thinking of a very
obvious dare, with Harry.

Harry has to one-on-one
dance with Victoria.

Oh, you're going to bang Harry.

We can have a threesome.

Oh, yeah!

Show the boys some ropes.

Can you imagine
Harry in a threesome?

He would not know what to do.

- Should I?
- Up to you, bro.

I mean, I think that looks good.

I think this looks
good. I look good.

I know. I know it does.

Can I call service, please?

Copy.

- Harry. Harry.
- Yes?

Victoria wants to have
a threesome with you,

so get ready.

Wow, Harry!

I'm going to have to go
and do some homework.

No, it must be nice.

I hope you guys
have fun without me.

Yay!

You've got the wagyu beef and
lobster with Japanese mushroom.

And also, I let him know
about the threesome

and he's going to
start warming up.

Steaks before mistakes.

I'll get there. I'll be back.

It's so good,
but, like, it's a lot.

I would not be able to
eat like this every day.

You know how back in the
day, like, all the kings had gout?

Yes.

I think that's done.

All right.

Do you mind carrying the board

because it's going
to be very heavy.

- I'll come up.
- Oh, okay.

You want help or no?

That's all good.

Cheers, mate.

This is a lot of pressure.

Phew.

Oh...

Oh, here it comes.

Look at that.

- Yes.
- Oh, yes.

There you go. Thank you, sir.

No worries.

What is this?

So we have a salted
caramel panna cotta,

mini cheesecakes
and chocolate fondant.

Oh, I really appreciate
that. Thank you.

It's outrageous.

I'm tired. I think we're
going to bed, actually, guys.

Yeah. Very boring tonight.

You know what?

At this point, I'm drunk
off of sleep deprivation.

Yeah, we're going to bed.

See you in the morning.

See you. Have a good sleep.

Joao?

I know it's definitely broken.

Oh.

Sit yourself down.

- Good night.
- Good night.

I can't be hobbling
around like this.

No one's going to want to
kiss me when I look like this.

You are full of sh... .

Why do you think
I'm full of sh...?

In what way?

I don't know.

You make out like you
couldn't be with anyone,

but you don't actually
want to be with anyone.

I don't mind being
with someone.

I just think it
would be really bad

to feel like my husband
and kids back home,

- you know, to see mum.
- You see?

You see? There you go.

I think that you have

a real hidden meaning
to all your jokes.

Oh, no.

Between myself and Tzarina,

it's quite difficult
to draw the line

as to where the jokes stop.

I just don't know if she
would actually do anything

because of her friend.

Can she not just tell
me how she feels?

Because at the moment,
I'm quite confused.

You're saying I should change?

No, not at all.

Why change perfection?

I give up.

I... ing give up.

Why do you give up?

I'm out.

Coming up...

I have a serious request.

All the men are going to be
in a budgie tomorrow morning

- I'm not getting in one.
- Yes, you are.

Please.

- No.
- Come on.

- Shall we slide?
- Yeah, let's slide.

Got that?

- What's going on?
- Not much.

Make some breakfast.

Where's Culver?

Wet.

Oh.

Culver, Culver.

Come and tidy up these cushions
at the front here, please, mate.

Copy that.

Can I get you a
coffee or anything?

- Yeah, is that all right?
- Yeah, totally.

Did you sleep okay?

Yeah, nice.

I'm a window washer.

Oh... ing Hollandaise
sauce is so good. Mmm!

- Oh, wow.
- Yummy!

Oh, my God. Where
did you even start?

That is so good.

It's insane.

I mean, this is going to
be the fanciest breakfast

I've ever had in my life.

That's it. Yeah, you got it.

Nice.

You know, maybe I
could do with like a swim.

- Oh, that does sound nice.
- It would be so nice.

- Three spicy margaritas.
- Three spicy margs.

And sparkling water, please.

No problem.

I'm going to do the slide.

All right, yes. I'll jump up
there, too, with you, bud.

- Hey, doll.
- Hey.

What do you want to make
a margarita and practice?

Oh, I would love to do that.

Three, two, one.

Three tequila, two lime,
and then one agave.

Yeah.

Feeling pretty good in laundry.
Feeling good in housekeeping.

I'm trying to learn
as much as I can.

But, like, when I learn the most

is when I'm up helping
Aesha in service.

Thanks for showing me.

I did kind of float the idea of
being second stew for a charter.

Like, I know it's
easier to just stick

with the same shift always,

but if you're ever, like, I
don't want to be night girl,

I would be down to try it.

Maybe, like, just another one
or two, just to keep practicing.

Yeah.

Aesha didn't say yes or no,

but I feel like she
was thinking about it.

So I really hope she'll
give me that chance.

- Yay!
- Yay!

A service stew.

Doing it.

Hello.

I have drinks.

- Yay!
- Perfect. Thank you.

Perfect.

Tonight is going
to be a white party.

Maybe we should put our
white epaulette shirts on,

just to wear a
bit of white, too.

Yeah.

A captain that I previously
worked for reached out to me

and said that he needs
crew for the charter season,

coming up in the Mediterranean.

Jaimee lives in
Perth, Australia.

Culver lives in Howard
County, Maryland,

which is on the other
side of the world,

so I've got to find something,

some type of way to keep
the adventure going with Jamie.

I think I might have a
little something for us.

I got ya.

Whoo!

Ah!

That was good. That was great.

All crew, all crew,

can you please all wear
your whites for dinner tonight?

Because tonight's
the white party.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no.

Bye.

Oh, hi.

Hey.

Harry's being very
cold towards me.

This is exactly why I didn't
want to have that conversation.

I just wish I never
talked to him, ever.

Oh, great.

Come on, guys, what's going on?

We'll just grab some food

and hang until we got
to help with service.

Yep. Let's just
do a deck check.

Yeah, I'll do that.

Deck, deck, just a reminder,

you might want to turn the
batteries off on the tender.

- Culver?
- Ah, sh... .

Yep. Copy that, cap.

Ooh, how you doing?

Shut up.

- You've got red lips now.
- Have I?

So, still on for 7:30, yeah?

Yeah.

Are you good with that, yeah?

Just turned the batteries off.

Copy that.

Gotta get some food.

For tonight's
white theme party,

we want a bit of glam, elegance,

and so I've done truffle
ravioli with a truffle sauce,

and we're ending with a
deconstructed lemon cheesecake

with honeycomb and
passion fruit for dessert.

You can't get more subtly
fancy than that, can you?

Calm before the storm.

- Looks very white.
- That's what we're after.

Boy...

Ah, sh... .

Oh, this looks gorgeous.

Oh, it looks lovely.

I think it's that
haloumi cheese.

Culver, Culver,
what's your location?

Crew mess.

Can you meet me
on the swim platform?

- Copy that.
- Thanks.

Did you wash this?

Damn it.

- Culver.
- Huh?

You jumped in the tender,
but it's still got sh... in it,

and it's still got sand, so if
you don't mind cleaning it up,

and that's what I was
saying about initiative.

If you see something that
needs to be done, just carry on.

Who gets into a tender,
turns off the batteries,

does not clean the tender.

There's sand everywhere.

There are shoes,
empty plastic bottles,

and you don't just think,
oh, maybe I should clean this.

You're talking of four
years yachting experience,

just completely oblivious.

I know, I would just
consider it like a night job,

like I'm going to do
it on that 3 A.M. shift.

But we're free now.

Yeah, but I was literally
like... I understand.

All right, if you don't
mind digging up.

Is this constructive criticism,

or are you just kind of
being a d*ck right now?

- Is that right?
- Yeah, that's fine.

I just, yeah, I'll go.

It's like, dude.

Thank you for making
me feel like a piece of sh... .

I'm so fired up to
work for him now.

I don't, I don't want
you to think that I,

- that I just blew it off.
- No, I know.

I understand that entirely.

You didn't blow it off, but
I'm saying, think ahead.

- I know, exactly.
- We just got to keep going.

Yeah. I'll pop down.

Yeah. Okay.

Oh, look at this.

This is stunning.

I'm going in. I'm going in.

- Cheffy, you can plate?
- Yeah, copy.

Did anyone want some
red wine with dinner?

Absolutely.

Wow.

It gets all the toothpaste out.

Jaimee, Margot, could you
please come to the gallery?

This is wild mushroom
truffle ravioli with truffle crumb.

And truffle cream sauce.

So... ing good.

Jesus Christ.

- All right.
- Oh, my God.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

- So, this is a wild...
- Truffle?

Yeah, wild mushroom
truffle ravioli.

So, enjoy.

It looks so good.

Oh, wow.

That is so good.

Oh, I'm so pleased.

That's amazing.

They love it, chef.

Thank you.

Cheffy...

You want to start plating
in, like, two minutes?

Copy.

Ooh.

Real passion fruit.

I got passionate about it.

Is it good to go?

Yeah.

Deconstructed lemon
cheesecake with passion fruit.

So for this course,
deconstructed lemon cheesecake

with passion fruit.

- Amazing.
- Perfect. Thank you.

- Yeah, enjoy.
- Enjoy.

- This is very good.
- Thank you.

Yeah, it was yummy.

I'll write down a list so that,

we can at least all
be on the same page.

I feel like I'm going to like
go into a food coma now.

- Oh, thank you for coming out.
- You're amazing.

I wanted to take
this opportunity

- to talk about breakfast.
- Oh, yes.

Yeah, and I have a
very serious request.

Budgie breakfast.

All the men are going to be in
their budgies tomorrow morning.

I'm not getting in them.

Yes, you are.

This is your bathing suit.

Yeah, mate, that's
not my bathing suit.

Put this on.

- I'm not...
- This is the Aussie culture.

What the guests
request, the guests want,

and we all work as a
team, Jason, don't we?

So, time to smuggle up.

I'm getting away before I get
sucked into this budgie smuggle.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- We're very tired.

Yeah, we're going to go to bed.

They've gone to bed.

There's some laundry to do.

I'm going to just do that
for 15 and then go to bed?

- Yeah.
- And then up at six?

Yeah, that'd be lovely.

Have a good evening.

Ow!

Okay, thanks for
your help, Joao.

No worries. Thank you.

I'm going to just
go get that list.

I am. To-do list.

Jaimee. Jaimee.

Just kidding, no.

I've barely seen you today.

I know, right?

I got to talk to you
about a great little gig.

Okay.

This captain reached out to me.

He needs a deck hand and a
stewardess for a med season.

I was like, I might have
someone in mind, Cap.

Oh, gosh.

I'm honestly lost for words.

I've known Culver
for less than a week.

Oh, my goodness.

You can sleep on that one.

Okay, I will.

I think it would
be a fun season.

Even though I've only
known Jaimee a short time,

since she's got here, we've
had an immediate connection.

It's a big boat.

You know, this isn't just
like a little flirty boatmance.

I feel like there's more here,

and that's why I'm
going to act upon it.

Hmm.

Boatmance?

It's a boatmance.

I guess we can see how
the next four weeks go.

That's true. We'll see
how this charter goes.

All right. I'm going to
head up and get started.

Night, girlie. Yeah.

I know, right?

See ya.

Yep?

So, if I get Cheffy to
cook a plate of eggs...

will you bring them out
in your budgie smugglers?

Please.

No.

Everyone wants to see
Captain McHotty's package.

- Hey, Guys.
- Hey, morning.

Oh, Aesha.

Come on.

Well, I'm going to
give you some anyway.

- Not pink.
- Not pink.

Just ease into it.

Yes, yes.

Okay.

Harry, Harry.

Can you please bring
your finest pair of budgies

to the bridge for Captain?

They're for the Captain.

What did you want, a soy latte?

Yes, please.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, totally.

Hey, Margot.

Can you put on your rash
guard in case the guests

- go on a final snorkel trip?
- Yeah. Sounds good.

You're alive.

Morning. What am I doing?

Am I moving this outside?

- No.
- Okay.

I'll still put that
in the oven.

Morning.

Would you like
me to stay up here

or do you want me
to go help Margot?

Do you want to
maybe go help Margot?

When we're clearing,

I might just call
you up to help clear.

- Can you cook?
- Yeah.

Are you going to cook for me?

- Where, in Palma? Yeah, sure.
- In Palma.

So last night, Culver
basically asked me

to go do a Med season with him.

What?

What did you say?

- I was like...
- Wow.

That's like a big deal, no?

Yeah, huge.

Oh, my God.

Did you say yes?

I kind of just was like,

I guess we'll see how
these next couple weeks go.

Yeah.

That's pretty huge.

- That's pretty huge, right?
- Yeah.

Too soon.

They need to slow down.

It's been, what, a week?

Well...

I just can't believe how
much we're bonding.

Right? Does it
come as a surprise?

If you don't say,
say yourself, right?

Mm-hmm.

I was told to bring them to you.

Not if you've worn them.

I haven't, they're brand new.

I'm not convinced
I'm going to do this.

- Shall I leave them here?
- No.

You can look at them?

Leave them over there.

I'll leave them there.

Deck crew, deck crew.

Just a reminder
that in 13 minutes

would be good to get into
your budgie smugglers.

I don't know, Harry.

All right.

And they will start
bringing the hot stuff

with some hot stuff.

You've got a very
special treat this morning.

Oh, what's happening?

Sometimes they
forget how old I am.

Think I'm this spring chicken.

What do you do
with your strings?

You let your strings
hang or you tuck them in?

Tuck them in, mate.

Tie them I'm up
and tuck them in.

Would Cheffy make
me some breakfast?

Why don't we have
this in normal uniform?

Five minutes, right, Cheffy?

So if you guys could stand
by at the galley for that?

Yep.

Wow.

I can't wait to see Captain.

- Oh, yeah.
- There we go.

Ah!

Wow.

I don't think Cheffy
can handle this.

Captain, you've
been working out.

I'm doing one for the team.

Adam, are you doing it?

Go on. There you
go. Drop it like it's hot.

Yeah.

Get him in there.

Yes.

Come here. Come sit here.

No, but you know what
will make you feel better?

Yes, it will.

All right, let's get
this out of the way.

Yes!

This is your budgie brunch.

Oh, my God! Yes!

El Capitan!

Oh, you dropped something.
You dropped something.

It's just not me.

It's my thick thighs, I think.

Yes!

So good!

Thanks, boys!

I just love you guys so much.

Thank you.

I don't know what
it's going to be like

when we get back to land.

How am I going to
adapt to normal life again?

- You all good?
- Just good, yeah.

- You happy?
- I don't know.

I really don't
want to get fired.

Fair enough.

Deck crew, deck crew.

Someone can jump on the anchor.

Copy that.

Anchor's home, anchor's home.

Yeah, of course. Absolutely.

- Okay.
- Wow, this is very cool.

This is your man cave.

Kind of.

There's the dungeons
behind there, but...

Do you know where
the blender thing is?

You know, you're the only
person that uses that one.

I know. I always put it on here.

Just want to make my shake.

Actually has that small wheel.

- Yeah, totally.
- That's so tiny.

Were you expecting him
to have a bigger wheel?

I don't know.

, bro.

Just want to make
a... ing shake.

Just throw it down for now,
bro. Let's see how long it is.

- Hi, gorgeous boy.
- How's it going?

- Good, how are you?
- Good.

Have you seen, like, a
blender shake spinner?

- Yeah.
- Like a magic b*llet type one?

- Yeah.
- No?

You'll have to get

a couple of last c*ck
before you get off.

Yeah, I know.

What the? Dawg...

God damn this sh... ... ing
drives me up the... ing walls.

Sure, can.

I'll get some cushions up here.

Deck crew, deck crew.

Can I get a shammy to the
bridge, please to wipe down?

The guests are going
to have some drinks

in front of the bridge.

Copy, coming.

Let's go, deck crew,
shammy on forward.

Yeah, we're on it.

Deck crew, deck crew,
shammy on forward, please,

- in front of the breach.
- Dude! We're right...

God, like, what the do
you think people are doing?

I see this little boy
having this... ing tantrum

about a direct order that
the captain has given him,

and it infuriates me.

- Are we good now?
- Have you got drinks coming?

- Oh, yeah, 100%.
- Amazing.

- Let's make the lines.
- Sounds good.

- Hi.
- Oh!

Amazing.

Where's Culver?

Where is he?

We don't need him, I guess.

I just want to know
what he's doing.

Culver, Culver,
what's your location?

How do I put it in this?

Okay, stick it in this one.

Hey, bud, I'm just
heading up the foredeck.

Just, yeah, make sure
that the bow is all sorted

and then come meet us on
the stern so we can do this quick.

- Yeah, copy that.
- Cheers, guys.

Cheers.

Thanks, Cheffy.

Joao, do you want
to have a little brief

before we head into
the channel, mate?

Copy, on my way.
You guys got this, eh?

Cool.

It should be a slack tide.

The wind's probably going
to be favorable as well.

- Yep.
- So same thing, come in close.

I'll declutch.

You tell me when
I'm in position.

- I'll just go.
- Okay.

I'm... I have to
chat to Culver again.

He just had a fit now when

you were asking
us to clean this area.

What was he going on about?

Well, you were calling
us and we were running.

You called us a third
time. He lost his sh... .

So I'm just telling you
this as transparency.

We're all on the same
team. I just need to...

Yes.

I'm thinking about
bringing in a lead deckhand,

someone with experience.

That should shake Culver up.

I don't think it will.

To be very honest, my
issues hasn't been Adam

except the safety
thing that's come up.

As far as work is
concerned, I think, of course,

Culver doing a lot
less than anyone else

and that's what
I'm concerned about.

I know that if you mess up,

especially when it comes
to anchors and safety,

are you going to make it?

I can tell you 90%
of the time, no.

Your job is at stake.

However, if anyone
deserves a firing, it's Culver.

The thing is, it's
actually just seamanship.

My mind's at bringing in a
lead deckhand with experience.

I've got one.

He's a two-hour flight away.

Regardless of safety, it's...

I feel like the Culver's
not being called out

for the safe things because
he's not doing anything.

- I'm over this.
- I hear you.

This topic has to be put to bed.



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You think I can do it?

Of course I think you can do it.

Charter seven.

Tom Sheldon is a highly
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This will be their
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as a group in Australia.

Welcome to the evening.

Oh, we'll do
palate cleansers...

Can we get someone to help?

- Just keep breathing.
- Just get the doctor, all right?

You know I went
into this charter,

I wanted 100% from everyone.

Eyes are set on the both of you.

Joao has brought me
a bit of a list of things

about yourself.

We're going to let you go,

and we're going to
bring in a lead deckhand.