02x13 - The Wheel of Misfortune

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Previously on "Below
Deck Down Under"...

This is nice.

Look at that.

I could get used to this.

- Which part?
- All of it.

I think you make out like
you couldn't be with anyone,

but you don't actually
want to be with anyone.

I don't mind being
with someone.

Yeah.

I have a reputation
when it comes to women

and who I was in my past.

But there's no doubt
that I've changed.

Magic touch.

Feeling pretty good in laundry,
feeling good in housekeeping.

What I learn the most is when
I'm up helping Aesha in service.

If you're ever like, I
don't want to be night girl,

I would be down to try it.

Maybe like just
another one or two,

just to keep practicing.

I have a very serious request.

All the men are going to be
in budgie's tomorrow morning.

And I'm not gonna in them.

Yes, you are.

This is your budgie brunch.

Yay!

Deck team. Get ready for anchor.

Wait, no, no, no,
stop, stop, stop.

That's a up.

Deck point of view,
you do struggle

when it comes to
actual deck experience.

The severity of
what just happened.

I'm leaning towards
letting Adam go.

Culver, you jumped
in the tender,

but it's still got sh... in
it and it's still got sand.

So if you don't
mind cleaning it up,

and that's what I was
saying about initiative.

If you see
something, just do it.

If anyone deserves
a firing, it's Culver.

I'm thinking about bringing
in someone with experience.

Culver's not being called
out for the safe things

because he's
not doing anything.

I've caught Culver doing
a lot less than anyone else.

And that's what
I'm concerned about.

I'm over this.

- It has to be put to bed.
- Hundred percent.

I'm thinking about
bringing in a lead deckhand.

Someone with experience.

Look, at the end of the
day, I think I can get Adam

to figure his stuff out to
be on my side to work.

I don't know if I
can do it with Culver.

It's just that I've been
working with them on deck

and it's quite tough.

Disappointing. I had the
same issues last year.

Yeah.

However...

I've got Adam in my mind.

I'm listening to Joao.

I'm not going to
dismiss what he's saying.

I think his situation with
Culver can be managed

and something he
can learn to manage.

Plus, Adam releasing
the anchor whilst underway

to me, this was
too close to comfort.

Ten years ago, I
pulled into Singapore

and saw crew member die
on the fore-peak of a vessel

from the same thing,
a chain going in.

These things happen and we
need to be responsible on deck.

Now, if I can remove one
and bring someone else in

that's got some experience
and then shake the other one up,

- so that's kind of in my head.
- Okay.

Righto, we'll be
arriving probably

in the next 10 to 15 minutes.

Let's rally the troops.

I'll get everyone up.

my life.

Interior. Interior, Joao.

Be ready in about 10 minutes.
I'll meet you guys on deck.

- Should I change soon?
- Yeah, you can get changed.

They've already made
the room look beautiful.

Ugh.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.

This is going to be an
interesting docking in the rain.

Visibility is bad.

Yeah, less than two miles.

You know we only come on
this boat for two nights, right?

Oh, God, I've got
all this stuff, too.

I love how you call
it a spray jacket.

What do you call it?

- A rain jacket.
- Oh.

When would I throw the bow line?

So you'll throw it as soon
as they get their spring off.

- For me?
- Yes.

Okay, aft deck, I'm ready
to go in when you are.

We have 40 meters to go forward.

Bow is 40 meters from the dock.

Are you going to pull
them up a little bit?

Pull yours up just a tad.

Last time we were docking, I
made an incredible mistake.

But then also, I
haven't stopped thinking

about the anchor
situation since it happened.

So as we're
coming into the dock,

I'm so worried I'm going to
make another mistake here.

Oh, man. Like...

- Keep an eye on that.
- Yeah, I got this.

- Yeah, I got this.
- Two meters from the dock.

We are sending our
spring line on now.

Thank you. The
stern line is locked off.

Bow line on.

Okay, tighten that crossover up.

We're all tight.

Okay, that's good.
Fenders in. Good work, team.

Okay, luggage and penguin suits.

And back that up just
a bit. Just a tiny bit.

Done.

Adam, don't steal my things.

Taking them back to Brooklyn.

All crew, all crew, can
we meet on the aft deck?

Fun idea.

Get used to life on land again.

Right.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

- Thank you very much, sir.
- You're a legend.

Oh, my God, thank you so
much. This was like the best thing.

I'm glad you got
everything out.

Yeah, we did.

I would say that Harry tolerated
our minor sexual harassment.

Like, that was great.

The food was the
best food I've ever had.

Literally so good.

I really appreciate everything.

Well, thank you guys so much.

- Thank you.
- You guys have been so lovely.

- Bye!
- Thanks, guys.

- See you later.
- Bye.

- We'll see you later.
- See you.

All right, guys. Good docking.

Let's get our blues back
on. We know the drill.

Thank you.

Hey, hey.

- Are you happy?
- Yeah, bro.

Stop... ing asking me that.

- I'm just checking.
- No, mate. Stop checking.

Don't you want me to
check if you're happy?

- No.
- All right.

This is my least
favorite bed by far.

Well, just because
it's so poofy.

Yeah.

Is there a deckhand
free for 10 minutes?

Joao, Joao, do you copy?

Can you pop up to the
bridge, mate, please?

- Copy.
- Hey, yo.

Hi. I need the boxes for this.

Was it just sauce?

Yeah, then here's
the spaghetti.

You can go check
the fridge downstairs.

These definitely got to go down.

How's it going, Cap?

I've taken in what you've said.

However, my decision
is to let Adam go.

Based solely off
general deck experience,

anchor being dropped underway.

- There needs to be a change.
- Okay.

However, the Culver
issue is an issue.

- Yes.
- Okay.

So, I'll be having
a word to him.

- Okay.
- Saying that he's very lucky.

Yeah.

Okay, so this is the
guy I've got now.

- Okay.
- He's got big boat experience.

He's got small boat experience.

- Jet boat driving.
- Right.

As I said, I respect everything
you've brought to me.

I appreciate it.

So, I'm going to have
a tip meeting with them.

- Okay.
- I'm going to leave Adam behind.

Okay.

I'll tell him at
the tip meeting.

Okay, no problem.

Yeah, thank you very
much, Cap. I appreciate it.

Thank you.

Yeah, it's... it's tough.

It's never nice to
let someone go.

I like Adam. I've got a
lot of empathy for him.

He's been trained
commercially to a high level.

He's got some
good certification.

However, on deck, there's
been too many mistakes.

Unfortunately, I'm
six charters into it.

I cannot have unreliability
on deck anymore.

You think that's enough
food for the next two days?

Yeah, this is amazing.

All crew, all crew, all crew.

Can we gather in the main
salon for a tip meeting, please?

Copy.

- May I?
- You may.

Hi.

All right, that was
a good charter.

I think we still need to go

a little bit better
across the board.

Deck team, we know
where we've gone wrong.

Let's get it together. Okay?

From a tip point of
view, there's $15,000 US.

There's $1,250 each.

- Yay!
- Woo!

As for the helmet, I
think the only person

that really deserves it
is the person that bloody

got me into budgie
smugglers this week.

You dropped something?

So that's Aesha.

Thank you so much
for that, by the way.

This is a very small
price to pay to get Jason

in his budgies, and
I would do it again.

It's an honor. Thank you.

All right, today's
a turnaround.

Tomorrow, we're
picking up charter.

Provisions are coming in.

And we're hitting
the ground running.

- Good work.
- Oh, neat.

Okay.

Joao and Adam, can
I have a bit of a chat

with you guys here for a sec?

I do not want to see
Adam being fired.

It's just so heartbreaking.

All right.

All right, you know I
went into this charter,

I wanted 100% from everyone.

You're a definitely
great bloke.

You definitely are good
in the bridge, but on deck,

I don't think you've got the
experience for super yachts.

And that anchor being
dropped underway

is kind of where
I draw the line.

We're gonna let you go

and we're gonna
bring an elite deckhand.

I just need someone with a
lot more experience, okay?

Yeah, I apologize
for, you know, even...

creating that for the
time that I was here.

But yeah, thank you very much
for giving me the opportunity.

And man, you've
progressed 100%.

Honestly, you can ask Cap

I've come in with
good words about you.

And I understand on Cap's
side it's been a hard decision.

Thank you.

Well done. I
really appreciate it.

Yeah, thank you.

I can't believe it.

I was learning a lot and
I was having a lot of fun.

It just sucks that
it's getting cut short.

I completely messed up.

You don't really have
anyone to blame but yourself.

When the guests leave the boat,

make sure the first
thing that we go and do

is prepare the welcome
towels and c*ck.

- You all right?
- No, I'm gone, brother.

- What?
- Yeah.

Are you gone? Are you leaving?

No, I'm not leaving.
They fired me.

- They did not.
- Yeah.

Yeah, bro.

- I'm gutted.
- Yeah, brother.

Aw... I'm sorry.

- It's okay.
- I'm really sorry.

- How was the debrief?
- Fine.

- All right.
- Adam's going to go.

We have a lead deck
with more experience

because captain
feels that we need it.

I will say this...

The decision was made mutually

but also at the same time

there was a lot of ups
and downs as to who

because Adam is a
really good worker as well.

Yeah, yeah.

You have to understand
there's a lot of pressure on you.

I do believe that captain's
going to speak to you.

He just wants a good deck team.

Yeah.

- Cool, man. All right.
- Sweet.

He's crazy. I'm not
going to get fired. What?

He's a... ing
idiot, I'll tell you.

Just, you know,
I'm just like, okay.

I can't. Sorry.

I'm just, I'm redlining
because I know

what he's like and it
just... ing infuriates me.

Thanks, Joao. Appreciate it.

You're the man.

They just let Adam go.

What?

Yeah, they've
literally just fired Adam.

That just sucks to see.

Oh, that poor boy.

- Yeah.
- Oh, no.

For next charter, I would
love to have you on service.

You think I can do it?

Of course, I think
you can do it.

You're a really quick learner

and I think that you'll
be absolutely fine.

Yeah.

I've just been
demoted to third stew.

Lucky for Margot, I'm
not bigger than the work.

Like, I'm happy
to help her out.

I'm going to make
the most of it, have fun.

But this is the only time.

- It'll be good.
- Okay.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Let's go before I cry,
quick. I don't want to cry.

Get the out of here.

- Hi, are you okay?
- Just really unexpected.

Wait, what are
you talking about?

Adam just got fired.

Wait, what?

- Yeah.
- I feel like so sad.

I love him.

- Adam got fired.
- What?

- Thank you.
- I do wish you luck, mate.

- Thank you.
- I don't think you need it.

That's so crazy.

- Are you okay?
- I'm okay.

Adam's got a lot of potential.

He's a great guy, but
at the end of the day,

there's some safety
issues there that, you know.

- Yeah.
- I have to just go.

- Yeah.
- Enough's enough.

Joao is lacking out there.

So we need to bring
in someone to help him.

- See you, mate.
- Hold it down.

See you brother.

Keep in touch, brother. Honest.

Yo, stay safe. Everybody.

- Anything you need, let me know.
- Watch your head.

Keep in touch, aye?

- Watch your head.
- Watch my head? Yeah.

You know, I never really
did anything like this before.

I knew it was going to be a
big shock when I came into it.

I learned an insane amount.

See you around,
man. You're amazing.

My next plan is
to hopefully get up

to captain in a
commercial world.

Get my mom, the kids in a house,

and then after that's done,

I'll probably go
back to yachting.

Like, this is sick.
You kidding me?

Have you seen what
we've been doing?

It's like the best
job in the world.

Adam, come give
them a quick hug.

- See ya!
- Hey, uh... Oh!

Booby!

Oh!

Oh, I love you so much.

Oh, come on.

- Miss you all ready.
- Cheers, boy.

Culver, can you come
to the bridge, please?

Copy that.

That's my least favorite
goodbye of my whole entire life.

We're wet out there, mate.

Um...

Joao has brought me a bit of
a list of things about yourself.

Yeah.

About picking things up,
you know, just tidiness,

thinking ahead, everything we
talked about before the charter.

Yep.

I need you to actually
start thinking ahead.

Put in that extra.

I know you got the
energy, so just do it.

- All right.
- We all good?

Yeah, we're good. I
can promise you, Captain,

I'm trying to put
my best foot forward.

It isn't like I'm sleeping in
or trying to make mistakes.

You know, I'm just still trying
to get in that groove, and...

Yeah.

At the end of the day, I
just want to make you proud.

Mate, you've got the
experience, I know you have.

- Yeah.
- Okay?

So, just bring it on.

Bro...

Joao has been going to
the captain and being like,

Culver sucks at his job,
he's not taking initiative.

It's just like, are you...
ing kidding me right now?

This is literally just a
miscommunication thing,

and you're just putting it
on this magnifying glass,

but like, I'm sick of it.

- I'll step it up.
- Thanks, mate.

Yep.

Coming up...

What's up, bud?

Oh, he's a
good-looking chap, is he?

- Welcome.
- Nice to meet you, too.

He's a beauty queen.

He looks like James
Franco's brother.

- You're kidding?
- No way.

- Yep.
- What's up?

Oh, geez.

How are you feeling?

Just very emotional.

No, of course.

You have to treat every
day like you're disposable

- and it sounds so sh... .
- It's horrible.

Literally as long as you do
anything you can for that day

to make it work so
that if you do get fired

you know you've done
everything you could.

Such a horrible way to think
and be in an environment.

But it is that environment.

Salary is not even worth that.

Tsarina, Joao and Aesha.

Can we meet in the crew mess
for a preference sheet meeting?

Copy.

- Hey, Cap.
- Hello.

How are we?

- Charter Seven.
- Seven.

Right. Tom Shelton is a highly
successful property developer

in eastern Australia.

He's chartering this shop
with his long-term friends.

Most of these guests
own their own boats

but this will be their first
luxury vacation as a group.

- Lads holiday then, hey?
- Mmm.

Itinerary requests.

A beautiful swim and snorkel
is the guest's highest priority.

Joao, do you want
to do night one?

The lead deckhand will be
coming in tomorrow morning.

It should be a
change in the air.

- Yep, yep.
- Enjoy yourselves out tonight.

- Thanks.
- Thanks, cap.

Oh.

Okay, Margot, he's not dead.

You need attention. All right.

No.

What was that?

Oh, we look so cute.

- We're happy?
- Yeah.

I'm sorry for not showing
you as much attention.

Look, me and Margot have
spent some time apart last charter.

I love you always.

But, like, sometimes
I'm just like,

okay, he's just
like friend vibes.

And I'm feeling good about it.

Well, you said it. It's back.

We're just going to be friends.

And I'm totally okay with that.

It's a big ocean. There's
plenty of fish in the sea.

I just wanted to make sure.

Excellent.

How's that attention
going for you?

- Yeah.
- Oh.

Baby.

Oh.

I hate that shirt. I think you
should change your shirt.

Okay, I'm going to get out
of here and go change again.

Like, whatever.

Oh, my God. I can't
wait to have a c*ck.

Oh. Look at you!

- Okay, let's go.
- Yes.

Let's do this.

All right. Let's go to the
club and have a party.

I want a go dance.

Oh.

Work tomorrow, party tonight.

Let's get, let's get,
let's get, let's get.

ed up.

Three Wolves, baby. This
is a good place. Trust me.

Oh.

This is our Davidson Plums sour.

Oh, this looks amazing.

Cheers!

I love it.

- Wee.
- Wee.

I'll get my drink.

It's really good. What's
all in there again?

Say again?

- Dragonfruit syrup.
- Oh, it's so good.

I just can't seem
to get my straw right.

Where'd my drink go?

No.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Yeah, that's how I feel
about the whole... ing thing.

I ain't going nowhere.

But...

I think that you should ask her.

That's mine, b*tch.

Shut up.

- All right, shall we go?
- All right, let's go home.

This is my seat.

No, no, I don't
go into the back.

Come on, lovebirds.

Okay, give me some hands.

Ow! My nuts!

My nuts!

Yeah, I can see it.

Must go to bed.

I'm just going to throw
this shizzle in my room.

- Culver!
- Kim.

How you doing?

Some awkward times on the boat.

Jason fired another crew member.

You're just
cranking out charters.

You're doing your best.

And if you're not at
this level, you're fired.

This isn't a training program.

You got to know
it or you go home.

Right, but yeah, but
you got a lot of frustration

in your voice and you
need to de-escalate that.

This is what I... ing want.

You want all of this seasoning?

Get it in the bowl.

I'm getting it in the bowl.

Go!

I'm just dealing with
this new bosun who's like,

not a lot of fun, very
serious yachting.

Guess who really
manages me, though?

Oh, this one.

This one is the real manager.

Uh-oh.

He's so grumpy.

He doesn't get like that
often, but when he does,

it's like he's got to
get out of his own head.

Nice to meet you, by the way.

The saying is, save your
drama for your mama.

And that's what I do.

All right, Kim. Love you.

So nice to meet you.

Bye.

- Okay.
- Mm?

Do you feel better now
after talking to your mama?

Yeah, obviously.

It's so good.

Want some more?

Maybe I'm just
sexually frustrated.

I don't know.

But, Joao, he's my
happy place at the moment.

So I've got the angel there
just being like, no, Tsarina.

He's so kind. He's so sweet.

And then I have, no,
Tsarina, you idiot. Stop it.

You know what he's like.

Yeah.

And then I got the vag*na
puppet going, feed me.

- Night.
- Cool.

- Mm. Delectable.
- Good morning.

Good morning, Captain.

If we have the champagne
when they come on.

Yeah.

And then when
they get to the platter,

- we'll have the Bloody Mary's.
- Okay.

I think I've got to meet
my new roommate.

Apparently, he's
a lead deckhand.

Yeah, this guy's
probably very experienced.

Hey, mate. How are ya?

Oh, nice to meet
you. I'm Harry.

- You're on the top.
- Luka.

Welcome aboard, mate.

- How's it going?
- What's up, mate?

So he's a good
looking chap, is he?

New kid on the block.

- Welcome aboard, mate.
- Nice to meet you.

You too, mate.

Take your shoes off, put
your bag down there as well.

Let's walk up the bridge.

How's the season been?

Busy, mate.

- Margot.
- Yeah?

How are you? This is Luka.

- Oh, hi.
- That's Margot.

- Hello.
- Nice to meet you.

Welcome. Nice to meet you too.

He's a beauty
queen. That's crazy.

Have you seen his eyelashes?

They're real.

Aesha, Aesha, can you
come to the bridge, please?

- Coming.
- Oh, my God. Supermodel.

Leadership on your CV.
Perfect fit for a lead deckhand.

Not asking to come in with
a whip or anything like that.

All I need is Joao to feel that
he's got some experience there.

- Hello, darling.
- Hello, how are you?

I love Luka.

When I first started yachting,

my sister and I went to France

to look for our first
yachting jobs together.

And that's where I
became friends with Luka.

He's just one of those guys
that everyone is drawn to

and everyone likes...

off!

So good to see Aesha again.

She's like family, actually.

I actually hooked up with
her sister seven years ago.

Luka knows my sister very well.

Aesha knows about it,
just a one night stand.

We were drunk.

They did this one night.

And then I'm pretty
sure he banged Magda.

Ah...

They throw a lot of photos
together on Instagram.

Yeah.

- Get him suited up.
- Yep.

He's got to get out there
and go meet everyone.

Okay, perfect.

So this is your cabin here.
Harry's your roommate.

Come on, baby. Get in there.

When we're off charter,
we just wear this t-shirt.

Okay, get changed.

I'm so happy you're here.

This is Tsarina.

She's an absolute
psychopath so just ignore her.

- They all are.
- That's good advice.

They've got
provisions on the dock.

Aesha, you've got
provisions on the dock.

Amazing. Cheers.

Hey, how's it going, mate?

Hey, man. Nice
to meet you. Luka.

Luka, nice to meet you, mate.

Got some lovely tapas.

Awesome.

I'm Luka.

Luka, nice to meet you, brother.

Where am I going with this?

Ah, you just put it on the bar.

Oh, I do love potato chips.

- Harry.
- Nice to meet you.

- What's your name?
- Luka.

Luka, nice to meet you.

I don't think Jason
could have found

anyone better looking than me.

But he came pretty close.

Pardon me.

Shove it. Spit on it. Get it in.

- Thanks, doll.
- All good, doll.

Boys, we just need to hit
the ground running, man.

- Yeah, man.
- Because it's been up and down.

I think this charter, we've got
a lot to prove on the deck side,

and everyone's in
agreement with that, so...

Yeah.

So, go to him if I'm not there.

He's going to take lead.

Luka is being brought in as
a lead deckhand, that's fine.

It doesn't need to
be like, you suck.

So we have Luka here now.

It's like, no, like, I can,
like, I can dial, dial in.

So we're going to dial in,

and we're going to
just get the job done.

We're going to give
her a quick cleanup,

make sure everything's
ready for the guests to come on.

- Just crack on.
- Amazing.

I missed my chef jacket
done. Did I give it to you?

Mm-mm. I'm not
laundry girl this time.

Oh, you're not. You're
up with the big dogs?

- Yeah.
- You're with the big...

I'm faking that I'm excited.

Aesha wouldn't let me do it
if she didn't trust that I could,

but I'm really nervous.

It's so nice to be
back over this way.

I haven't been back to
New Zealand like four years.

- What?
- Yeah.

Is your family like...
ing, what are you up to?

Come give us some love.

I know. But they
live in Vietnam.

What? Why are they in Vietnam?

My mum's a
school teacher there,

in like, an
international school.

Your sister there, too?

Yeah, my brother and my
sister and dad are there.

I'm from New Zealand.

I grew up in a small
town called Raglan.

My mum was about 26 when
she met my biological father,

and I was around one year old.

He took off, and then it
was just me and my mum

until I was about
five years old.

And then that's when
my mum met my step-dad.

He's everything to me.

I got two half-siblings.

Me and my brother surf together,

and then my sister,
I take her shopping.

We go for brunch.

It's awesome joining new boats.

It's like joining a new family.

Everyone is so close. I love it.

All crew, all crew, start
getting into your penguin suits

in the next five, ten minutes.

Copy.

- Hello.
- Oh, my God, I'm not

the new person anymore.

- Jaimee, nice to meet you.
- Luka, nice to meet you.

- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.

Good luck. Enjoy service.

Wow.

Locking me out already, mate.

Mate, this is my room.

Showtime, baby.

Mate, I love the speedos.

- Are they budgie smugglers?
- Yeah.

I did this thing called
the mongo rally.

Every country we stopped in,
like, we stopped at the monument

and we all took
photos in our budgies.

He's the perfect fit.

Amazing. Amazing.

All crew, all crew, can
you line up now, please,

on the aft deck main
there? Guest arrival.

Charter seven, let's go, baby.

Ooh.

I feel really honored that
she's giving me this chance.

Now I just have to prove myself.

Because if I botch
this, it's going to be like,

what if I get sent back
down to laundry mid-charter?

That's my nightmare.

Look at this motley crew.

Here they come.

Coming up...

Oh, well...

Jason, we need you down
on the main deck aft, please.

There's a medical emergency.

Sh... .

- This is great, huh?
- Yeah.

Good day. Pleasure to meet you.

- Hi, Tom. Jason.
- Hi, Jason. How are you going?

Good, mate.

You've got seven
big Australian blokes.

They're all taller
than the captain.

These guys are intimidating.

You're going to
have a good time?

Welcome aboard, guys.

It's going to be a
good one, I think.

We still have a bit
of swell out there,

so we're going to
head off to Fitzroy now.

Aesha will show you around,

and we'll get out
there straight away.

A bunch of Aussies.

- Yeah, love it.
- What could go wrong?

Bags are about to arrive.

I haven't drunk for a while.

- Oh.
- About five minutes.

Yeah.

I feel like it's going
to get very loose,

and I'm really excited.

No. What gives
you that impression?

You'll regret saying that.

Right, this is my favorite part.

So this is the sundeck area.

It's kind of nice to
retreat here after dinner

and just sink some
more piss in the spa.

Oh, look at this. Fantastic.

All right, I'll
show you the rest.

So if you come down here,
I'll show you the primary suite.

It's a massive room.

This looks amazing.

This couch is actually
really comfortable.

We've got some
beautiful platters

and some Bloody Marys

- Bloody Mary.
- Yes.

God, fantastic.

You do want to
put it on the table?

Yeah, sure.

- Ready to get it going?
- Oh, I'm ready.

- You're pumped?
- Yeah.

- Here we go. You're welcome.
- Thanks, Aesha.

Who's up forward?

You and me are going
to be on the aft now.

- Yeah.
- Culver there.

Him in the tender.

It's a little water
just in case.

Stay hydrated.

I'm going to sit over
there and wait for you.

You guys have been
friends forever, right?

- Yeah.
- That's so cute.

Yeah, this is the last trip.

Okay, you can take off
the crossover stern line off.

Copy, crossover stern line off.

Thanks, mate.

So good having someone
with some experience, man.

I can't even tell you.

I've been in yachting for
about seven years now.

Two years as a deckhand...

As a kid, I used to,
like, pulling sh... apart,

putting it back together,
figuring out how it worked.

I even used to fix up old cars.

I used to fix iPhones.

Because I'm, like, always
on my computer or fixing sh... .

Yeah, I know.

All clear. All clear to swing.

Breaking out the tow line.

I'll attach it.

Need a hand?

Yeah, we just tie these
fenders up, put them lines away.

See this line back in
there and then get changed.

Very good work, mate.

Awesome job, deck. Well done.

Yeah, normal margi?
I'll make you one.

Yeah, cool. Thanks.

I like making drinks when
I know how to make them.

I know, and you can just
kind of wizz through them.

Yeah.

Simple syrup. Right?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Look at my superstar.

Your service stew.

- Yeah, girl.
- That's me now.

I wish I felt a lot better.

I'm sorry?

I'll be anchoring
in four minutes.

Copy.

Can you show Luka the anchor?

- Yeah.
- All right, cool.

Tell me if you like it, because
then I can alter this stuff.

No, that's just
unbelievable. Thank you.

- So you go forward to drop...
- And that's disengage.

So this one's disengage,
because both of them

are going to spin
at the same time,

because there's
one winch. Yeah.

Okay, drop, drop, drop.

So when that's to the
waterline, let me know.

- Now it's a medium stay 12.
- Okay, that's good.

- Lock that off.
- And then we're done.

Awesome.

I wish I could.

My sister Courtney,
she is a chief stew as well

over in Florida, and
she is just amazing.

She's my best
friend. We're so close.

We're the only two girls
in a family with four boys.

And one of those brothers
actually passed away

five years ago
from a brain tumor.

It was a really hard time.

I think with all of the
trials and tribulations

we went through growing up,

it just made us cling on
to each other even tighter.

My family is everything to
me. I love them so much.

So you're down now
for a couple of hours.

- Yep. I'll see you at six.
- Okay.

Okay, well...

It's not too much
to do down there.

Okay, be happy.

I do enjoy the laundry,

but at the same time, I
prefer to be in service.

I love talking to the guests
and pouring them drinks.

And I thrive when it's busy,
so I'm kind of missing out.

Hey!

I got your David's
to win us off.

- Snorkle time.
- Yeah.

We can pop you in the tenders.

Yeah.

I'll take them on the
snorkel excursion.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

- All good?
- Yeah.

Thank you.

Okay, so first course is...

Purple scallops.
Hollandaise sauce and caviar.

- Oh, yum.
- Béarnaise.

Yeah, yum.

And then crab roll.

- Fork and then a spoon.
- Mmm.

Nice. Amazing.

I think the way I plate, I
try to be elegant and petite.

And if I can put
some gold on there

and an edible
flower, it's going on.

Cooking for a men's group.

I think I'm going to
do a little bit more like

rustic and rugged,
meat, big, filling,

but still an incredible
high-end experience.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Would you like more wine?

No, yeah. Yeah. Thanks.

All right. Three, two, one.

Roll.

Whoo.

Good?

This way.

Ah.

Well, these wraps
look good, though.

I just thought of you because

you said you've
never been to Europe.

This captain reached out to me.

He needs a deckhand and a
stewardess for a Med season.

I was like, I might have
someone in mind, Cap.

I guess you would
start in Barcelona.

Capri, like Amalfi Coast.

Then it ends in London.

It is kind of crazy
to go from, like,

charter season
to charter season.

You know, it's a
little hectic, but...

- You're crazy.
- That is crazy.

Okay, nice.

I mean, it's probably
not a good idea

to take a boatmance
from one boat to the next,

but at the same time,
I've never been to Europe.

I've never worked
on a boat in the Med.

I mean, we get along
fine. We're having fun.

Like, it's going to be an
amazing, crazy, cool adventure.

Why not, you know?

Once you get there, you're
like, unpack and get settled,

you're usually pretty good.

Yeah.

- Are you all right there?
- Yeah, brother.

- Cheers.
- That was good.

Thank you, brother.

I'm glad I did that.

- It's a nice day.
- Yeah.

Especially in between bottles.

That's all right.
Thanks, brother.

Ugh.

I'm going to push it out.

- Yeah, that sounds good.
- On c*ck, yeah.

Girls, girls, can you go
change into your blacks?

On my way.

Cool. Done.

How are you doing?
Are you holding up okay?

Yeah.

I feel so lucky
that it's these guys

now that I'm the service girl.

- He looks like...
- Me.

James Franco's brother.

- Reckon?
- No way.

Yeah, I thought the same thing.

I was just is that that
kid from that movie?

Porn star martini,

pina colada, lychee martini.

Off I go.

Double skinny b*tch,
Long Island iced tea,

espresso martini,
whiskey sour as well.

Oh, is this the evening gown?

Yes, this is our nighttime wear.

- Yeah, that looks great.
- Thank you.

Yeah, game on.

- Oh, fun, okay.
- You want a drink?

You spin the wheel.

We spin the wheel.

Double skinny b*tch.
Hand over the wheel.

Hand over the wheel.

This app is my nightmare.

It's a wheel that you spin
with eight different drinks.

This is Robbie's drink.
What have we got?

Whiskey sour.

- Whiskey sour!
- Woo!

They're going to spin it and
they all get a different one.

This is exactly
what I'm afraid of.

The wheel of misfortune.

It's the wheel of death.

Are you happy with
the whiskey sour?

- You want that?
- Okay, great.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God. There's so much.

It's really stressing me out.

Do a little extra.

What do you want to drink?

I'll get the wheel.

Don't.

Oh, come on. Oh,
that's so annoying.

I've got one coming.

Oh, that sucks.

Hello, doll.

So what recipe are you doing?

Whiskey sour.

So I usually do, like,
three shots of whiskey,

two shots of lemon,

and then a shot of simple syrup.

- Three, two, one.
- Three, two, one, yeah.

Spin the wheel, mate.

So I feel like this game
that these guests are playing

is Margot's worst nightmare,

but the perfect training tool.

Yeah, girl. Shake it.

Margs.

Double skinny b*tch.

Love it.

Whiskey sour.

Espresso martini.

You got a spinner.

I'll spin that... er in
the water in a minute.

- There you are, sir.
- That looks good.

Does it? Oh, great. Okay.

Nailed it.

I want to go start setting up.

I feel so much better.

Oh, look at you. You
guys are amazing.

Girls, girls, let's
start setting up.

They've moved
away from the table.

I'm ready. I'm ready.

We've got a really
good ocean theme.

Look at Squirt.

I know. His name's Freddie.

- Freddie?
- Yeah, it's Freddie.

Freddie's not a turtle name.

What do you want to call him?

- Squirt.
- Squirt?

I love your hat.

- Oh.
- Oh, it's so good.

Darling...

- If you want it, it's yours.
- Can you?

I would love, I would
die if you did that.

Oh, my God, yes.

- How cool is that?
- I love it.

Can you do that?

That is gold.

- I've got shorts as well.
- Really?

So, next level.

You have a whole outfit.

Yes.

Look at this beautiful, uh...

- Table setting.
- And arrangements.

Chef, I think we'll probably

run this first course
up in like 10 minutes.

It's all good.

This is the...

It you say it quick enough
and French enough.

You do it so well.

That's perfect.

Oh, do you want to
have a bigger pour?

Yeah, yeah.

We're going to begin to plate.

Welcome to the evening.

Oh, sticky.

Margot? Whose it this?

Is someone going
to serve with this on?

You actually suit
that hat, you b*tch.

Yeah, you look really cute.

So, seared scallop with
Béarnaise and caviar.

- Yeah.
- All right, let's go.

Okay, thanks.

Oh my God!

Here you are sir.

The cutest shark ever.

For this course,

you've got seared scallop
with Béarnaise and caviar.

Oh.

And, yeah, so enjoy. Enjoy.

Beautiful.

That's delicious. Incredible.

You guys got enough water?

Bull in a china shop.

Oh, sh... .

Get him on the ground.
There's a problem.

Jason, we need you down
on the main deck aft, please.

There's a medical emergency.

Sh... . Can we get
him on his side?

There's a guest passing out.

- Is it bad?
- I don't know.

Keep breathing,
Joshy. That's it, man.

Wow.

One of the guests having
a medical like issue?

It's all right, Joshy. Keep
going. Keep going, mate.

Let's breathe.

This is the nurse.
They want to talk to you.

Yeah, one of the
guests has fainted.