03x12 - Across Frenemy Lines

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Previously on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

We just lost two crew members.

We have some fresh faces.

I lead by example.

I expect you to lead by example.

Fantastic.
That’s what I always do.

Here we go.
Let’s dance, baby.

You’ve got an opportunity
and you’re going to learn.

Katina is by far the biggest
boat I’ve ever worked on.

Super complicated layout.

So almost like the
Starship Enterprise.

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.

You ever seen that, the film?

"Brady Bunch."

There’s like these sisters
and they’re all blonde

and then there’s one that's
a bit like quirky

and a bit like off,
like Tzarina.

[sighs]

Lara, I was thinking, like,
by the end of the season,

we’re going to be like sisters.

I don’t know what
I’m doing wrong.

Nikita is the founder and CEO
of a PR company based in Dubai.

These ladies, they remind
me a lot of the girls

who didn’t want to talk
to me in high school.

They would like a mob wife
themed party

filled with faux fur and
feathers.

What are you doing
the pasta in?

I just feel like
something more like,

formal would be better.

I hate white plates.

I know Tzarina, but this
isn’t going to look right

on the table with the stuff.

I don’t come up and tell you
what bedding to put on the bed.

Do you think I’m a sh-- chef?

This is more fitting
for the theme.

It’s horrible.

Hoi!

If I get it in, Nik
has to take a shot.

Yeah.

[cheering]

That’s a huge shot.
Bottom’s up.

Oh.

That was so stupid.

This could get me fired.

Oh, my God, okay.

[bleep] me.

- Look nice up here.
- Yeah.

Good morning.

[laughing]

Good morning.

Hey, can you get
cream cheese and salmon out?

I would like you
to do the salmon board.

Okay.

Maybe come in five or
ten minutes earlier.

What board do you
want the fruit platter on?

The same one that we
use every morning.

Ow.

Good morning.

Why didn’t you sleep more?

Figured I’d help
with the slide.

All we’ll need to do is slide.
Nautibuoy.

- Swim ladder needs to go in.
- Swim ladder.

Have you had a
coffee this morning?

No.

Can you get one, please?
I love you.

What time did you get to bed?



They look like they had fun.

They definitely did.

That’s a huge shot.

Bottom’s up.

Oh.

- Were they rowdy?
- Yeah.

Kind of been going back
and forth.

I know that with Captain Jason,
drinking on charter

is an absolute no-go.

There’s a reality where
I just don’t bring it up.

I leave it in the past.
I try to do better.

But it’s not the right way
to go about things.

Oh, sh--.

I think it’s going to be
a pretty low key morning.

Sweet.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- How are you?
- How are you?

- How are you?
- Good. How are you?

Good.

Would you like a coffee
or a tea or anything?

Yeah.

Deck crew, deck crew,
we’ve got a bit of a storm

coming through now.

Copy that.

There we go.

Galley, galley, we can start
going on the hot stuff.

Copy.

Marina, Lara.
Can you help on service?

- Good morning.
- Hi.

Can we have that cleaned really
quickly, that whole area?

Yeah.

On day two, the group is
hoping to get off the boat

for a rum tasting
and distillery tour.

After their tasting, they would
like to have a picnic lunch.

I hope they don’t.

Yogurt, fresh fruits
and granola.

Take them away. I don’t want
to look at them anymore.

Okay, gone.

Wow.

Those pancakes look great.

Okay, who would like a pancake?

Um... So, we’re going to
go in two vans.

So me and you are going in
the water taxi at 10,

and then the galley’s going
to come about an hour later.

Okay.

What interior is going?

Me and Adair are going, Cheffy
going about an hour later.

You could throw Marina into it.

She can’t do service on her own.

Is everything good here?
Do you need anything else?

No, we’re perfect.

Why can’t she do
a service on her own?

She’s never done it on her own.

Well, I know, because you
don’t want to change it up

because it works so well,
but mix it up.

I mean, it’s not as formal as
I thought it was going to be,

so maybe she can handle it.

Lara’s a great leader,
but part of being a leader

is to make people
strive to learn and grow.

This is just a picnic
setup on land.

Marina can strengthen
her service skills,

Bri can strengthen her
housekeeping skills,

and Lara can step out
of a comfort zone

and teach them both.

So, it’s a win-win-win.

Do you feel confident
going to the rum distillery?

You’ll be on your
own doing service.

- I feel confident.
- Are you sure?

- Yeah, I am.
- Okay.

Let me talk you through it.

How is breakfast?

- It’s really good.
- Perfect.

We have these benches.

It’s not ideal.
Keep on top of clearing.

There’s bin liners in that bag.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

We’ve got an hour until we
have to have lunch ready.

Could you do some
nice crudites?

- Okay.
- Thank you.

Deck, Lara.

Guests are starting to leave
the breakfast table.

I think they might pop
into their cabins first.

Copy that.

Oh, hey, let’s go!

Why are you high-fiving
me about that?

I didn’t make it clear.

I have a daily high-five
quota.

- We have to meet.
- We have to meet.

♪ Don’t take
life too seriously ♪

Morning.

No, when I think of a fruit,
I think of a strawberry for you.

They’re always, like, great.

Like, it’s a nice thing when
you see a strawberry, isn’t it?

That is nice.

Deck, deck, the taxi’s arrived.

Have we got umbrellas?

We need to get you
ladies across the water.

Perfect.

And on we go.

- Beautiful.
- That was fun.

Fun ride.

- Bye, ladies. Have fun.
- Yeah!

Are you guys going
to drink, too?

In spirit, I will be
pounding them for you.

Very nicely done, boys.
No notes.

I don’t think I can have two
people from this department go.

With the time that we have,

we’ll be leaving this place
in an absolute sh--hole.

I mean, I feel like
she’s perfectly capable

of just unwrapping this
and putting it on.

But then there’s no head
of department there.

Okay.
Yeah, I mean, I can’t.

I don’t want to
leave this like this.

I mean, if it’s washing up,
we can do that when you’re gone.

It’s not just washing up.

Okay.

And a head of department
has to be there.

Well, it would be
better, wouldn’t it?

I can go then.
Yeah, that’s fine.

I just need to be back
here at a good time.

I... Do I want to go
to the distillery?

No, but after last night’s
plate situation with Lara,

I’m learning that
it’s easier just to stay quiet

than to argue with her.

- All right. I just...
- Yeah.

We’re going to follow
to that white van.

[bleep]

What’s happening down there?

I don’t know.
Tension in the air today.

Tzarina’s...

I don’t know.

Deck crew, can you come get me
and all my stuff, please?

So, we’re meeting
the tour guides right here.

Awesome.

Welcome to La Plaine St. Andre,

the home of Takamaka rum
distillery.

My name is Rebecca,
and I’m going to be

your host and your guide.

Let’s get that.

Thank you for letting
me come with you.

I wanted you here
just worried about the galley.

The amount of crap
that we left behind.

[sighs]

Captain, primary asked
me to take a shot,

and I did, got
a bit carried away.

Captain, have you ever
seen "Pirates of the Caribbean?"

No, it is still my fault.

You are joking.

Staying out of your own head,

it’s a lesson I still
have yet to learn.

I’m not the most experienced
person on the crew by very far.

Actually, my dad got
me started in yachting.

He’s always been
very adventurous.

He was a professional windsurfer
and then kite surfer.

And now, captain in the med,

but I’ve never known someone
to listen to as few

rules as he does.

That’s the type of person
I want to be.

Unfortunately, though,
I am the opposite of that.

[sighs]

I guess I should
do this properly.

I’m going to show you
where we’re making our rum.

- What’s Bacardi?
- Rum.

Maybe if we get those tables?

Just try to decide which rum
I’m going to like the most.

Maybe we can work here.

I think we’ll have to give
more space in between them.

Lara’s giving me the opportunity
to be on service again.

So what I’m going to do now
is just work my a*s off

to prove that I am
a valuable professional.

I’m too cute and charismatic
to be in the dungeon.

- Fork on the left?
- Yeah. Very good.

Fermentation,
as you can smell it,

is active right now.

Thank you, girl.
Phew.

On this side, we have some
nice batches of rum.

I wonder how far it is.

What is that?

That is Mango.

Mango?

They’re loud.
They hump.

- They hump each other.
- But they hump really quickly.

- It’s because...
- Sex is good for you.

[groans]

Looks so cute.

- Now we’re going to...
- Drink?

Start the rum tasting.
Yeah.

Oh, Jesus.

We’re going to start
with a white rum

just enough to get a taste,
the texture.

And remember, water is going
to be your friend today.

Are you using rum as sanitizer?

Takamaka, 69%.

[laughing]

Crazy.

Can you change that
to the fish dip,

and we can just put the others
on the side.

Hi, girls.

So just some snacks,
banana chips.

I can’t possibly do this
without my head chef.

And these are sweet
potato chips.

All locally.

Spinach, courgette, asparagus.

Red onions.

So it’s an hour-round
trip for me to get back,

so I’m going to leave now.

It’s been an absolute pleasure

and definitely not
a waste of my time.

Yeah, I could do that.

All right, guys.
Love you.

Okay, safe trip.

- I’m feeling liddy.
- Already.

So your girls can serve
themselves.

Whatever else you want
to top up,

we’ll just bring it to you.

So we have a goddess quiche.

We have some stuffed figs,
a potato salad,

and also pasta.

- Oh my God, thanks.
- Thank you.

Would your girls like
something else to drink?

Some coke, some iced tea?

Water’s fine?

- I’m okay.
- Sparkling water.

You want a sparkling water?

There’s Tzatziki here,
hummus, and then a crab dip.

Mmm! The fig is nice.

I love these little guys.

Captain, Captain, when you get
a chance, could we have a chat?

I’m in the bridge.

- Nic’s talking to Captain?
- Yeah, I know.

What’s he talking to him about?

I don’t know.

This is perfect
setup, actually.

As soon as they’re done, we're
going to clear the plates.

Bri, we’re just going to
have to make sure these pillows

are a bit more flat.

- Okay.
- They need to be better.

Okay.

- Captain.
- What’s up?

Right, so last night,
on entertainment duty,

yeah, girls were
having a good time,

but I do have to report
something on myself.

One of them came over and
said, oh, you have a drink.

I guess I kind of got
carried away,

and I didn’t... wasn't insistent
enough, and I----ed up,

and I took the shot.

Yeah, I just wanted to
let you know, and first, please.

- First charter?
- Yes.

- That’s not acceptable.
- I am very, very sorry.

Obviously, that’s an issue.

Obviously, that’s an issue.

First charter, all that.

I know, I understand
the impression that makes,

and I am genuinely
very sorry.

Obviously, coming to me
like that is

exactly what I want
out of someone,

so I think we can probably
put this to bed.

- Okay?
- Appreciate that.

- Right-o.
- It will never happen again.

That’s not a normal
thing for me.

I am very, very sorry.

Sounds like you’ve learned
a lesson already.

[exhales]

It’s a big weight
off the shoulders.

Thanks, Jason.

- Thanks very much.
- No worries.

- Bye, bye.
- Bye.

- Lara?
- Yeah?

I can’t get it to turn off.

Turn it right.
And the other one.

[grunts]

I love day drunk.
It’s the best.

Thank you for everything.

Hello.

How was it?

The biggest waste of
my time this season.

I mean, I’ve got too much
sh-- to do.

You just got to take
it out, present it.

Oh, you went before
it got taken out.

- What do you mean?
- The food.

Yeah.

I wish Tzarina would have
been more passionate

about serving the guests
lunch than serving me

this sh--ty attitude.

Like what the [bleep]?

It’s fine.
Nothing’s affecting me at all.

- Can we go back to Katina?
- Back to Kiki.

Welcome back.

One at a time,
one at a time, please.

- There you go.
- Hi, welcome back.

Some coconut water
and some fresh juice.

What time are you
thinking for dinner?

- 8:30, right?
- All right, perfect.

- How was it, good?
- It was amazing.

Yes.

In a perfect world, Marina would
want to stay in cabins forever

because it works well,

but I’m really impressed
with her right now.

How was it?

They had a great time,
a very nice, intimate lunch.

If you can just
clear up that stuff

and then I’ll send
you on your break.

- Okay. Copy.
- Thank you.

Yoo hoo!

How’s it been in here?

Bin?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Opt me in, let me
know what’s going on,

and then I can be of assistance.

I want to be helpful,

but I need to know
what’s going on.

Could we have a chat?

I’ll tell Adair separately.

Adair, just to
also tell you,

minor to medium [bleep]-up
on my part.

After all the beer pong
and all that stuff,

primary says, hey, take a shot.

And I did.

Oh. You told Captain?

Yeah, I just thought
better to tell everyone.

I mean, what
captain says goes.

So you’ve come to him,
you’ve spoken,

you’ve done the right thing.

Wah, wah. It’s fine.

I thought you were going
to say something else.

Nic? Nic.
I can see the fear in his eyes.

And I don’t think
he’ll be making

any mistakes like that again.

Speaking of drinks,
I need a water.

- Hello.
- So you enjoyed it?

- I loved it.
- Good.

- It was just nice to be...
- That’s good.

- ...outside.
- Yeah.

Yay.

I really appreciate you fighting
in my corner to go as well.

I know there’s stuff to be done,

but it’s all back
of house, like, you know?

Well, I’m glad you
had a nice time.

Yeah, it was lovely.

Um, so, dinner, probably
be more like 8, 8:30.

I don’t know if Lara is trying
to mess with me right now,

but it seems like she
is grooming my sous chef

to be against me,

and that’s not a friend,

and she should be supporting me.

Plug the nose,
hold the boobs.

Perfect. Sounds good.

I might die.

Whoo!

[laughing]

Woo!

Excellent job, ladies.

Yeah.

How are you, my darling?

It’s all good.

Are you and Lara getting on?

I think so.

I kind of thought that Lara and
I would be a little bit more

like besties and stuff.

I guess with her friendship
with Bri

I’m feeling a bit pushed out.

Why did you ask, has she
said something about me?

No, no one said anything.
I’m just curious.

Have you noticed something?

No. I’m just checking in.

Okay.

Know that I’ve got your back.

- Yeah.
- All right.

All crew, could you change
into your blacks, please?

Try and hurry up on your side.
I think I’m going to need you.

Two on that side,
then two on that side.

Perfect.

Like, you look like Cleopatra.

This is a very Dubai Nights.

Purples, golds.
Perfect.

That’s what the company
is called, wasn’t it?

Yeah.

Look like little poos.

Is there any technique
for making them all the same?

Just consistency
and practice.

Okay.

Luna.

Oh, my gosh.

Do you want a cup
of tea after this?

No, thank you.

I’m so sorry. I can't
go the whole evening like this

because it’s depressing.
It’s----ed.

I’m bored of this.

I’m just utterly
exhausted.

I’ve just been a moody,
grumpy [bleep] today.

Galley, galley, Lara.

Ready when you are.

Perfect. Thank you.

- Pardon me.
- Merci beacoup.

- [speaks French]
- Dormir means going to sleep.

Oh, maybe I should practice.

Marina’s adorable.

Growing up, I did not
approach women.

I’m so sorry.
May I ask you to help me here?

Sure.

I just need you to pin these.

I mean, my first kiss was at 19.

I often say, like,
thank God for feminism

because then they actually
asked me out a couple of times.

[laughing]

- Got it.
- Okay.

- Thank you very much.
- Welcome.

- Ooh!
- Cute.

What?

Okay.
Explain to me again this.

Burnt garlic
daal with the fusion

of a chickpea eggplant
cinnamon curry.

Okay, let’s do it.

Thank you.

Where do you want to
live when you’re older?

I think I’ll be living
in a penthouse suite

on the 65th floor of
some sick building.

So this is a burnt garlic daal
with chickpea...

- Ooh.
- And cinnamon.

Look how excited Mickey is.

Did you just say daal?

- It’s nice.
- Wow.

Yum.

I just had a chili and
it was so good.

[sighs]

We can chat docking tomorrow.

You want to?

Yeah, show me the lines.

I’m going to take
that one for you.

All of the lines at the bow,
Adair’s got that down pat.

Yeah.

Whoa!

[shouting]

I’ll be calling distances.

Coming in this late
in the charter season,

as a leader, you’ve got
to earn the respect.

It’s not there yet.

Luckily, I have no ego.

I’m happy to benefit
from Harry’s knowledge.

Breast sternline went
around that cleat there.

Yeah.

Harry’s got a good work ethic
and passion for the job.

He’s a man I can work with.

And then when we get into dock,

it’s just like luggage
off, guests off.

Wow.

So you have lemon
and thyme risotto

with corn-fed chicken
and asparagus.

Yummy.

Delicious.

Tomorrow, same schedule.

On deck at six,
probably pissing down.

Yeah.

I reckon the both of us could
probably

start smashing it out
around eight.

And we are done!

Okay, good night.
We’ll see you in the morning.

Good night.
Thank you so much.

You’re welcome.
Of course.

I’m over this.

See you at 6:45.

[yawns]

Oh, my God!

We need to have a little
bit of a chop-chop.

I only started a minute ago.

I’m going to need


Okay.

She sells seashells
by the seashore.

She sells seashells by
the seashore.

Well, that’s that now, anyway.

She sells seashells in the
Seychelles by the seashore.

Ha-ha.

I might concentrate
on the little crew.

Ah, that’s nice.

- Are they for guests?
- This is for crew.

We’re going to do both together.

Crew together,
get it out the way.

And then we’re going
to go into guests.

Okay.

I’m going to do
the egg separation.

I needed them right away.

- They’re here.
- Huh?

There’s 12.

I’m really genuinely confused
about what is going on,

because you haven’t told me
what you’re planning.

Okay.

When I tell you,
do this, you do it,

and then you tell
me they’re done.

You don’t go and do
different things around.

It was already done when
I started doing other things.

What I’m confused about...

Did you say they’re done, Chef?

They’re done, Chef.
Did you say...

What’s going on in
the crew breakfast?

What’s going on in the thing?

You’ve not actually told me

what you have got planned
for the crew.

So we say we’re
working together.

I have no idea
what you’re doing.

I have no idea what is going
on in this woman’s head.

After the rum distillery,
she’s all over the gaffe.

I’m just, like, at the moment,
kind of walking on eggshells.

Then I find it really hard
to know where to fit in

and where to work
when you’ve not told me.

And I keep asking you...

I can’t bite my tongue anymore.

I don’t mind being shown,

but also being told
what’s going on.

Tzarina, just be a better boss.

All right, well, I
can tell you before...

Yeah, that would be lovely.

It’s stunning, isn't it?

I know, the water’s
so clear today.

and you can run around
in the tenders.

And I’ll be in the tenders.

Yep.

A turtle!
Look at the turtle!

- Do you see it?
- That’s so cool.

Isn’t it huge?

Yeah, baby.

Honestly, for me, I second-guess
myself always on the anchors

because I just know that
it has the potential

- to literally, like...
- k*ll you.

One, k*ll me,
two, destroy the boat.

Oh, it’s by far
the scariest thing.

Just think about how
it’s going to spin.

We want to stop it falling.

So you want this bit
touching that bit.

Can I take this up?

Yeah, you can come up
with me, my darling.

Yay!

Let’s go for a little journey.

Alesia, these stairs getting
the better of me today.

I like that burning sensation.

- Hot sauce or Tabasco sauce?
- Hot sauce? Yeah, great.

Can I have one more iced
cappuccino with skimmed milk?

Okay, will do.

All righty, we’ll see you
at the dock!

Bon voyage,
I see you back there.

Okay, start picking up.

Short stay, 11 o’clock.

Yellow is on deck.

Nikki, you won another award.

What?

You won the 23rd
Middle East Women’s

Leaders Excellence Award.

Shut the [bleep] up!

Women leader in
media excellence.

[cheering]

Ah, yeah, ah, yeah!

Anchor’s up.
You’re free to maneuver.

Thank you.

- Are we moving?
- Yeah.

Good morning,
my little sunshine.

Oh, my goodness!

Nice.

As soon as we’re done here,
you run down

and put the two shorties
on the stern, okay?

Copy.

One more roly-poly
before we go.

Go for it.

Clear to turn.
Still 30 meters.

Oh, this one’s perfect.

Climb on, game over.

[bleep].
Ow, that hurt.

Okay, I’m going to turn now.

Port in line with pier.

Aft deck
is in line with first buoy.

So you’re going
to hold this one,

toss it to the guy
when he comes by.

- Okay.
- All good, mate. Always good.

- Spring line coming up tight.
- This one’s good.

Ready?

Drop that down.

Perfect.

That’s good, Adair.
Lock that off.

Aft deck all clear,
good work out there. Thank you.

Okay, let’s go get luggage.

We do this once a month.

Yeah, let’s do
it once a month.

- Yeah, no problem, sure.
- No problem.

Jesus.

You crushed it up here.

All right, how about I
go get changed?

- Awesome work.
- Woo!

Get in the penguin suits.

Why do you look so cool, Harry?

I’m actually very hot.

All right, let’s go.

After you guys.

Come on, my strong Brazilian.

Hey, you guys.

- Thank you.
- Great to have you.

- Happy to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.
Safe travels.

Captain, thank you
so much for everything.

Appreciate it.

Everything was amazing.

Couldn’t ask for a better trip.

My only criticism is

that Nic needs to work
on his beer pong skills.

[laughing]

Thank you so much for having us.

Thank you very much.

[cheering]

- Go team.
- Woo.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God, it’s hot.

[belches]

No, no. Adair, no.

No, there’s a limit.
This is passed it.

The wraps are done, if you
want to sort out the pasta.

Okay.

All right, we’re done
for the day.

Okay.

I’m just shamoing
up my own sweat.

Nic is very cute.

I know something you don’t know.

[chuckles]

What is it?

Well, so Nic has
already started

their party with a guest.

No----ing way.

And he goes up to
captain and was like,

I just want to tell
you that

so you don’t find out
any other way

that I took tequila shots
with the guest last night.

Oh, [bleep].

You scared the sh-- out of me.

I thought he had screwed
one of the guests.

Oh!

Oh, girl.
The [bleep]?

Thank God.

Nic is a nerd.

And I freaking love that.

I applaud him for the honesty.

And yeah, it’s a big turn on.

Okay, tequila shots.

If I knew we could drink
on the job, man,

I would have been
hammered yesterday.

Jesus Christ.

Coming up...

I didn’t get told anything about
the guest food or crew food.

This is not what I wanted.

Hello?

Oh, so is it a
private conversation?

All crew, all crew,
let’s meet in the main salon

for tip meeting.

Dollar, dollar bills, y’all.
Where’s my money?

I feel like this is the first
time I’ve sat down properly

in a few days.

- How are you?
- Oh, good, how are you?

I haven’t seen you for days.

Maybe I was hiding.
No, I’m kidding.

- Hiding...
- Charter six.

Okay, well, it wasn’t as hectic,
but we did knock out a lot.

It actually showcased to
the newbies what has to be done.

Coming in, docking was great.

It’s actually good little
training wheels for us.

Look, let me hand
some money out.

The tip was $15,000.

Look, I don’t think
the tip reflects

what we got out of this trip.

We got a hell of a
lot out of it.

We’ve got two new guys.

We jumped in.
We’ve got a good team here.

We’ve definitely got
some good communication

and good leadership on deck.

And I think it went
quite seamlessly.

So thank you very much.

Oh, the helmet.

Welcome to the team, Nic.

[laughing]

Nic got the helmet today because
through his own admission,

he had a shot last night
with a charter guest.

He didn’t know the boundaries,

but he came to me
straight away and told me.

So being upfront, being honest,
and being remorseful

can get you anywhere you
want to go in life.

Okay?

[cheering]

If this is the extent
of the ramifications,

consider me chuffed.

Nic’s an interesting
character, actually.

He sounds like a cartoon
character when he talks.

He’s a bit of a dork,
but he speaks like a prince.

He says everything’s so proper,
he’d be a great politician.

The funny thing about Star Trek
and Spock is that, well,

you see, indeed.

I feel
absolutely invincible.

This is like Iron Man
if it was made in the 70s.

Where did you come from?

Okay. You guys can get back
to work and then get ready

for your night out tonight.

Woo!

- Thank you, Captain!
- Sounds good. Thanks, Captain!

Thanks!

First charter for you,
what do you think?

- Just habit, dude.
- I think we did good.

And I’ll step back
next charter.

No, man, you absolutely
crushed it.

It’s a good dynamic, you knowing
everything and being capable

and qualified, like,
between you and I,

there’s so much experience
and capability on the boat.

You’ve done all your years.

I mean, diving, you could be
bosun any day of the week.

Yeah, thank you.
That means a lot hearing that.

Yeah.

That’s the goal one day.

Lead deckhand, then bosun,
and then go from there.

Well, I mean, I’d say
you’re lead deckhand, mate.

- Really?
- Uh-huh.

Thank you.
That means a lot. Thank you.

Yes! I did it!
Finally, I’ve got it.

I’ve been promoted.
I’m so excited.

I’m over the moon.

Thank you, Nate.
Thank you.

And now that I’ve got it,
let’s see how I go with it.

- I think we’ll be good.
- I think we’ve got this, mate.

- Good work.
- Legend.

- Thank you.
- Awesome, buddy.

Thanks a lot.

Mmm!

All right, so
we’ll get into our bikinis,

go on sundeck.

Oh, that’s a great idea.

I’m a wreck.

- Come on in.
- Hi, baby girl!

Hi!

She was just, like,
really upset.

- I was like, are you okay?
- Go grab her. Grab her.

Because I feel like
she doesn’t open up.

Alesia!

- Yeah?
- Come.

I’ve got so much to do.

No, you’re coming.
Let’s go.

Hey, baby girl.
What’s happening?

I don’t know, there's nothing
and everything at the same time.

I don’t get told anything
that’s going on

about the guest food
or crew food.

And I’m like,
so what have you done?

I’m doing it.

And I’m like, just tell me
what the [bleep] is going on.

It makes me feel
like really useless.

Like, I’m getting worked up
and this is not what I wanted.

Alesia is losing her spark

and it doesn’t seem
like Tzarina’s nurturing her.

She’s got a chip on her shoulder
about something

and it’s just very,
very weird leadership.

I feel like you’re holding it in

and it’s going
to make you feel...

I actually feel like I just
want to cry on the bow.

I just want to cry
and cry and cry.

Hola.

I thought we were going up.

I think some people are
up there, the boys.

Oh, so is it a private
conversation?

No.

Are you sad?

Why are you bothered?

Okay.

Are you----ing kidding me?

Of course. If my sous chef
wants to talk to me, she can.

Lara just cannot help
herself, can she?

This is just classic
bitchy schoolgirl attitude.

And why was I so
naive and stupid

to put her on a pedestal

just so she could just
look down at me and laugh?

I thought we were friends.

This is----ing ridiculous.

I mean, I was ready to say
I think we need to air this,

but I just don’t know if
you’re ready to say anything.

It’s just not worth it.

It’s going to make
my life misery.

You have to still respect and
care for your crew members.

Right.

Like, we’re here
together doing this.

She does care, I think.

I’m just going to keep
my----ing mouth shut

and just survive.

Hello.

- I missed you.
- I missed you.

How are you?

- Yeah?
- Deck crew’s really good.

Everyone’s getting along.
It’s all going really well.

Nate said to me,
you’re lead deckhand.

That’s really good.
Like, that means a lot.

That’s amazing.

I mean, you put the work in.

Like, every day,
you’re always so positive.

It’s a salmon.

- Bean?
- Bean.

Nice to meet Mrs. Bean.

So what’s your story, darling?

Ski instructor five years.

I broke my leg in


Bed ridden for like
a month or two.

Boom.
So there I am stuck in bed.

Can’t do anything.
Learning to walk again.

Miserable as all hell.

And I realized sh--,
I might be depressed here.

And then by the time I was
like, walking again,

I didn’t really want
to go back to skiing.

I lost the love.

So I jumped on a boat and
been doing it ever since.

It was that moment I went, I can
either have this as the moment

that ruined my life or
this can be the reason

that I started
something fresh.

And that’s the most
powerful moment

I’ve ever experienced
in my life.

You’re the master
of your own ship.

And you’ve got to remember that.

I’ll leave you
to enjoy the hot tub.

- Is that popcorn?
- Mm-hmm.

[giggles]

For you.

I’m like, oh!

Danger zone.

Maybe I’ll put the door like
that, and I’ll get ready there.

Is that a good idea?

Whatever comes comes.

- Everyone, have a good night.
- Look at my outfit.

- Harry.
- It’s good, isn't it?

You are really stepping it up.

Thanks, thought so.

- Well, should we go?
- Let’s go!

[cheering]

- Sorry.
- Come on, Harry.

In the middle.

- That’s it!
- Happily.

We need to get
Marina to sit next to Nic.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Tell me about
relationship and stuff.

Are you a hopeless romance?

I’m a hopeless romantic.

I’ve only had one proper
relationship.

Really?

That was four years long.

Okay.

I feel like you’re not a
one-night stand sort of guy.

There needs to be a
connection there,

otherwise there’s no point.

Oh, we’re going here.

Let’s go!

Let’s get ready to party!

All right, well.

We’ve got to make
a strong entrance.

Oh, God.

Smells nice in here.

Nic. You’re going right
in the mix of it.

- You’re going that way.
- You’re going around.

La, la, la
move around.

- Oh.
- Hi.

Hi, darling.
How are you?

My feet doesn’t
touch the ground.

Are your feet swinging?
Oh, that’s adorable.

Welcome to the new boys.

Woo!

Thank you for having us, guys.

Look at that.

Matches just the
outfit from before.

You need the headband
and a little,

like, strawberry
shortcake bikini.

Yes!

Thank you.

There’s nothing wrong
with you missing Johnny.

At the same time,
there’s two new people.

We get to start fresh.

- Do you have a lighter?
- Yeah.

Oh, my God.
My a*s is stuck to the chair.

Want my fry?

No thank you.

I’m barely finishing this
at it is.

Where’s the bathroom?

Out there.

Do you want me to come with you?
I’ll come with you.

- Yeah.
- Are you coming, too?

I kind of want a boys’ chat.

They’re going to
powder their noses.

What do you think
of the new boys?

Nice people.
Nice part of the crew.

You’re missing him
a bit, aren’t you?

Yes, I am.

I feel like he just
uplifted you, you know

You don’t have to talk
about it, you don’t want to.

So annoying.

You’re just like this
bubbly ball of fun.

I haven’t felt very bubbly
recently, which is annoying.

Is there a reason for it?

I mean, yeah.

I haven’t felt very
bubbly recently.

I think it’s hard when
we’re in that box together.

Because at times I’m like, oh
my God, are you annoyed at me?

I’ve never.

I can’t always say thank you
and say things nicely.

If I say, hey, grab
that for me.

I can’t just always be like...

No, it doesn’t bother me.
I don’t know.

Like, when I took to the
picnic and you were like,

oh, you can do this without
your head chef being here.

Like, and it was like
so condescending.

I didn’t mean to be
condescending.

I was just pissed off
at the fact that Lara

told me that a head of
department had to be there.

Then you go, Lara.

Why am I there till she takes
and covers off something

where my sous chef
is perfectly capable?

I think I need
to grow thicker skin.

I’m really sorry if sometimes
it seems passive-aggressive

or overly sarcastic.

I just cannot hide any
of my emotions.

I’ve been focusing so much on
trying to get Lara off my t*ts

that I’ve been an
as*h*le to Alesia.

And that’s not how I work.

I owe Alesia more than that.

Right now we’re dream teaming.

Energy, energy, energy.

So how is the first night?

Are you going to open up now
and talk about who you fancy?

I mean, Alesia.

It was very subtle.
Did you not pick up on it?

What about you, Nic?

Marina.

- Quiet yet...
- Yes.

...fiery.

- She seems very, very nice.
- Good.

Three lads in the lav
having a good time, yeah?

All right, let’s go.
Shall we?

- Yes.
- Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

Next level!

Let’s go, let's go, let’s go.

Let’s go, let's go,
let’s go, let's go.

[shouting]

You know, you know!

Yes, come on!

Turn it up.

[laughing]

Woo!

[screaming]

Wow.

Whoa-h*!

Mate, he’s a k*ller.

Oh, my God.

[chuckling]

How we talk to
crew members matters.

Just because you’re a
chef doesn’t mean

you can talk to
someone like sh--.

It doesn’t work like that.

We all are adults,
we’re all professionals.

We need to respect each other.
That’s it.

You just don’t give
a sh-- about me.

Next, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

I’ve decided to make
Harry lead deckhand.

This is a great time
for him to lead.

Keep going, keep going.

Come on, guys.
Let it out.

Harry, Harry.
Where are you?

Hang on.

Present in there for you.

Aww. No, it’s...
It’s so nice.

[sobs]

Rebecca and Eric
are a husband and wife.

Guests would like a
circus-themed evening.

[thunder]

If this happens during dinner,
it’s a disaster.

Oh, dear.

Holy cow.

Welcome to the circus.