03x13 - Lipstick Service

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We match.

I kind of thought that Lara
and I would be a little bit more

like how Bri and Lara are being.

You don't want to use white?

I know Tzarina, but this
isn't going

to look right on the table.

I don't come up and tell you
what bedding to put on the bed.

Do you think I'm a sh-- chef?

This is more fitting.

Where are we at?

Shammy, fill the hot tub,
the windows.

They need to be done again.

Harry's got a good work ethic
and passion for the job.

I'd say you're
lead deckhand, mate.

Really?

I'm so sorry.
May I ask you to help me here?

Sure.

Growing up, I did not
approach women.

I mean, my first kiss was at 19.

Nic is a nerd.

And I freaking love that.

Woo!

When I tell you, do this,
you do it.

So when you say
we're working together,

I have no idea
what you're doing.

I'm just like, at the moment,
kind of walking on egg shells.

Tzarina, just be a better boss.

I feel like you're holding it
in and it's going to be...

I actually feel like I just
want to cry in the bow.

Just because you're a chef

doesn't mean you can talk
to someone like sh--.

Like, it doesn't work like that.

Hello.
I thought we were going up.

Oh, sorry.
Is it a private conversation?

She is grooming my sous chef
to be against me,

and that's not the friend.

She should be supporting me.

You just don't give
a sh-- about me.

[shouting]

[laughing]

Yeah!

[shouting]

-Is she upset?
-I don't know.

I said to Tzarina, if
I'm being totally honest,

sometimes you can come across
to me passive aggressive

and you can say things to me
that makes me feel stupid.

She just doesn't back down.

She just has to have
control of everything.

-And I said...
-Lara.

Right, right.

Tzarina and I have definitely
had our differences in the past,

but we've never argued
about plate presentation.

I don't understand why
Tsarina's making this personal.

That's no way to
handle a conversation.

Nate reminds me a lot of
the previous guys I've dated.

He's just, like,
playful and soft,

and I'm into that.

Yeah.

What?

[laughing]

Let's go, let's go.

Okay, goodbye.
Thank you, Next Level.

Had a great time.
Bye-bye.

In the back.

All aboard.

It's about you and Tzarina.

That's the issue.

Pizza, pizza!

----ing eat this.

I'm sorry, but if I've done
the table to be, like,

that elegant for a
dinner service,

I don't want blue plates.

Like, it doesn't go
with the theme.

[chattering]

I think this is the best idea
you ever had in your life.

And I don't think I should
have to explain that.

I know she wants her
food to look amazing.

I get that.

But like, don't call me
a stewardess.

I'm a chief stewardess.

That is my table.

Two meters from pizza slice.

[laughing]

That was the right call
for that dinner.

You can't put the
blue random plates

on a silver and gold evening.

They're just plates.

Why are we having this
big argument about plates?

It's not just
about the plates.

-Yeah.
-Thank you very much, sir.

-Right on.
-Thank you.

We're back, love.

-See this corner?
-Uh-huh, I see the corner.

It does its own thing.

Okay.

I need to fix it
all the time.

Look, Marina, look.
On the TV.

-Oh.
-Yes!

Sit down.
Grab a beer.

I like you a lot.

I like you, too.
A lot.

Aww, look they're hugging.

Aww.

-Woo!
-Woo!

I'm sorry.

-Night.
-Good night.

Nic is such a nerd and so cute,

but I'm trying not
to keep my hopes up,

especially after
the Wihan situation.

Like, I just need to be honest

that I have feelings
for Adair.

Okay.

But I'm a nerd myself.

Yeah.
That's my vibe.

Hello, friends.

Has anyone seen my pink
lipstick anywhere?

-No.
-No.

-What am I gonna do?
-I know.

[laughing]

Ah, the sun.

Right, girls.
Where is Marina?

I'm coming.

Looking good, Marina.

Oh, we're going
to have a debrief now.

Deck team, chill up
on the Sunday.

-Have a little pow-wow.
-Copy.

On my way.

I think we need a bit of a chat.

Can we go outside?

Yeah, I'm sure.

-So...
-What?

-Tell us.
-Marina.

Oh, my goodness.

Is he a good kisser?

Love that for you.

[laughing]

Did you have a good night?

-Yeah.
-Happy?

-Savvy boy, Nic.
-Crackin' in.

Crackin' in right off the start.

-I know.
-Hey, boys.

-Hello.
-Proud of my team, you know?

Great on deck.
Great on the dance floor.

Yeah.

All right, so turnover day.

Team wash down.
So, let's crack on.

Agree.

So, I've had a
conversation with Lara.

She told me that you've gone
to her crying a few times

and saying that
I'm not approachable

and that you can't speak
to me when you're upset.

You're allowed to cry.

You're allowed to
have your feelings.

You're allowed to go
to whoever you want to.

I never cried.
They approached me.

I'm sorry that you're in
the middle of it, you know?

I am, I guess, embarrassed
of the way that I reacted,

but I also feel like
I've been pushed in a corner

by her and it's just me,
my reaction coming back.

But I just want to make
sure that you are happy

and that I can be
approachable to you.

You know, I do want the galley
to be a safe space.

I appreciate you.

Tzarina's apology is
so nice to hear.

We're working through it.

Shake hands, move on,

and now you can
squabble with Lara.

I think you're
doing really well.

Thank you.
So are you.

-Really?
-Yeah.

-I'll do bars and pantries.
-Yeah.

If you do dust
vacuum in bathrooms,

and then we'll do
the beds together.

Lara, Nate and Tzarina,

preference sheet meeting
in the crew mess

immediately, please.

-Copy.
-Copy that, on the way.

On my way.

[giggling]

-Hi, Captain.
-Here we go. Charter seven.

Seven, I'm in heaven.

Some great facial hair.

Rebecca and Eric are
a husband and wife

that run an alternative clothing
company in Los Angeles.

Oh.

They are chartering the yacht

with some of their
closest friends.

Before dinner, Rebecca and Eric

would like a sunset beach
bonfire with c*ck.

For night one dinner,

they would like a
seafood extravaganza

with lots of fun side dishes.

For night two,

the guests would like
a circus-themed evening,

including a tasting menu
to fit the theme.

Dressing up is encouraged.

This will be fun.

I am so excited about this.

I used to love going to
the circus when I was little.

My mum used to take
me all the time.

My parents divorced
when I was three and my mum,

it was like really hard for her.

You know, she was divorced
with two young kids,

had to work three jobs to
keep us maintained and happy.

So, yeah, going
to the circus

was just like
the dream for me.

I can't wait for this one.

The weather's starting
to turn now.

These winds from the south,
we might have to relocate.

We'll probably put up with it.

I would suggest
we set everything up.

-Yeah. Sweet.
-Send it.

What else?
Your girls good?

-Yeah.
-Yeah?

I would suggest you put Marina
on service this charter.

She is on breakfast service

and she's involved
in lunch service.

The way I'm looking at it,

you don't want Bri coming
out at the end of this,

not actually really having
the responsibility

of housekeeping
to herself as well.

All right.
I'll do the shower.

-Okay.
-Pray for me.

Marina will also be great
with the circus stuff,

I think, as well.

Consider that.

Personally, I'd switch it up,
change the dynamics.

How's your team?
Good?

-Getting there?
-Yeah.

Right-o. Um... Can I have one
of your guys do the crew mess?

Clean it up, put it away?

For sure.

Thanks, guys.
Really appreciate it.

-Thank you very much, Captain.
-Thank you, Captain.

I'm excited about circus.

What do you have
in mind, Lara?

Yeah.

Games, dress up.

-Absolutely.
-All right.

Awesome.

For lunch, we eat
Vegemite sandwiches,

and for breakfast, we eat
Vegemite on toast.

Why is Vegemite a
particularly Australian thing?

I don't know, because
it was made there.

Is it?
What about Marmite?

[bleep] that sh--.

-That's like a knock-off.
-Okay.

Right.
Brain, brain, brain.

What's just going on
inside the brain?

Hello.

Shall we have a chat?

Yeah.

We've obviously known
each other for a long time,

and we've definitely been
through a lot together.

I really don't want there
to be any animosity.

With Alesia telling me about
stuff that you had said

and you getting
involved so much,

I feel personally
it's like I guess

I needed the same respect
of how I've spoken

to people when they've
come to me about you

of like, that's how it's run.
You need to speak to them.

That's actually an issue,

but you kind of stick
to your departments.

Yeah, but I kind of
disagree on that.

If someone's come
to me about it,

then I'm going to listen,
like, regardless.

I think when it's like
upsetting someone...

You can see that
it's upsetting me

that you're still supportive
of the other person.

No, I'm just listening.
That's literally all I'm doing.

But when...

I think if we continue
like this,

we're just going to be
going around in circles.

I would really appreciate
it with Alesia

if you could step away
from the situation a bit

so I can deal with it.

Okay.

Shammy up the drip
streak under this...

There we go.

I think that was good.

Very, very, very,
very frustrating.

[sighs]

-Marina!
-Hi!

You want to start on
the next one down?

Got to be that.

Anything you need
to for crew lunch?

Um, I think
I'm getting there.

When I'm going to do this trip,

because everyone's going
to be involved,

I'm going to switch you
two around this trip.

Okay.

So you'll do breakfast and
help out with lunch and stuff.

And then you'll be,
like, main service.

-Okay. Nice.
-If you would like.

Yeah, of course.

Marina is great in housekeeping.

Bri is great in service.

It's working well.

I'm a firm believer if it
isn't broke, don't fix it.

But Jason just wants
to challenge all this,

in the name of growth.

Thanks, Jason.

It's going to be so fun.
I'm excited for that.

Okay, cool.

Hey, Jason.

I want to talk to you for a sec.

How's it going?

It's going really good.

I've decided to
make Harry lead deckhand.

It's a very good idea.

He's suitable to advance
to lead deckhand.

And he's done
some certifications

-in the off-season.
-Mm-hmm.

Do you feel his
team's supporting him?

I think so.

They look to him for leadership,

especially when
I step off deck.

Well, good.

Harry's worked very hard
to be a lead deckhand,

but the work is not over.

Up until now, he's only had
to worry about himself.

Now he's got to worry
about a whole team.

I'm excited to see
where this is going.

Awesome.
Thanks, Captain.

So you did a
vegetarian stroganoff

with beef on the side?

-Yeah.
-Okay.

Because from what
I've gathered, is the girls

actually prefer sometimes
a vegetarian option.

It's the boys that want
the meat all the time?

Deck crew, can you just
meet me on the sun deck?

Yeah, copy.

So I have a few requests
for our next charter.

They have requested
a circus theme.

Okay, so like their costumes and
then some decorations as well.

Yes.

And then one of the girls
has lost her pink lipstick,

so I'd like to get her a gift.

She likes the really
bright lipstick.

Thanks again for your help.
Speak soon.

-Bye, bye, bye.
-Bye.

Cool. All right.

So I've decided to make
Harry lead deckhand.

-Ooh!
-Cool.

Yeah, no, exciting, right?

That's it?

I'm excited.

Finally, I can prove
to myself, to Jason,

that I've got what it takes
that I can do this job.

-Thank you.
-Awesome, guys.

All right.
Thank you very much.

In the morning,
if you can just do

like a vacuum wipe
of the crew area,

and then obviously put
lunch out, clean up lunch.

Everyone will clear
their plates and stuff,

but the clean down.

-Of course.
-Cool. Thank you so much.

-Happy?
-[bleep] yes.

Is it going to be okay
with your timings?

I can make time for it.

All crew, all crew,
guest arrivals in 10 minutes.

We're in a pretty good
place, I think.

-Naked boys.
-Naked boys.

Woo!

Charter seven,
let's do it.

I hate this outfit.
I have tummy sweat.

-Tummy sweat?
-Yeah.

And here they come.

Can't turn back now.
It's happening.

The mutton chops are in force.

Oh, she's so groovy.

Oh, they look like fun.

-That is a look.
-That's such a look.

These guests look awesome.

First impression, they remind
me of my mates back home.

Tattoos, ridiculous shirts.
Dyed hair.

Bunch of Larrikans.

Put the ----ing Larrikan
definition up on screen.

[laughing]

I'm Rebecca.

-Jason, pleased to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

-This is my husband, Eric.
-Hey, guys.

-Hey, Eric, Jason
-How are you? Nice to meet you.

-I'm Baxter.
-Hi, Baxter.

Welcome aboard.
My name is Marina.

Well, everyone,
welcome to Katina.

Let's get out of here
while the sun's shining.

-Cheers.
-Thank you very much.

Cheers, guys.

-First one like a shot.
-First one like a shot.

-Here we go.
-Woo!

I'm going to show you the boat.
Follow me.

So this is the main salon,
which is a really

nice kind of cool,
chilled area.

Would you like a top up?

I actually would.
Amazing. Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

I have never seen someone
with facial hair like that.

We're so excited
to have you guys on.

The themes that you've chosen,
we cannot wait.

Yeah.

We're a fun,
little bit rowdy bunch.

We love that.

It's like it's 1890.

Why are they called
mutton chops?

But it's like out and then...

It doesn't make sense
to me, really.

Are they sexy?

[chuckling]

I like it.

Marina's on service
with me this trip,

so she can help
you with everything...

-Hi, guys.
-to do with drinks.

Tell her your favorite c*ck.

-I'll have you back here.
-Okay.

So you to the bow.

Have we decided on cabins?

Me and him will take the port.

-Ooh.
-Wow.

Hey!

Let's get this
a bit readier.

Oh, it's so good.

Interior,
all luggage is inside,

so you can label.

Copy Adair,
I'm coming.

Oh, that's fantastic.

You can take the number
one line off.

-Is that number one?
-Yep.

Okay, aft, take your spring
line off at the back.

Spring line coming off.

Pull.

God, this air conditioner
feels so good.

Captain, captain,
all lines on board.

The first buoy is six meters
from a midships.

This is what I want to learn.

That one there is, what, eight?

Yeah.
Say that.

Eight meters
to the buoy.

Am I clear to swing?

Clear to swing.

We need to get changed,
don't we?

Yeah.

I love your outfit, by the way.

Oh, thank you.

I always like to keep it
very, like,

you know, demure and timid.

Yes.
I love that.

You and Harry are going
to be up on the bow.

You're going to drop
the anchor with him.

-You've dropped anchors?
-Yep.

Now you're going
to drop this one.

Deck, deck.
We're five minutes out.

Copy that.
Get up there.

Take Nico.
Lock it down, baby.

Yep.

They seem very happy.

I noticed that they didn't ate,
like, almost none of the fruit,

just the passion fruit.

Oh, that's good to know what
fruits they like, though.

-Thank you.
-Of course.

Communications on key,
I tell you that.

Okay. Sit here.

So this is on this,
so you can take the brake off

and it's not going to run.

Then you'll hold down down,
lower it to the waterline.

Then we'll lock it off
and then ready to drop it.

Right.

And it's going to go
to the bottom

and then you go a bit
more and drop it more.

Yeah?
You got it.

I've never been shy to
take on a new challenge,

but every anchor on
every boat is different.

I'm pretty nervous
about this one.

There's a lot of quirks.

And when you're a
deer in headlights,

there's a risk of
getting hit by a car.

Radio and say,
Captain, we're on the bow,

ready to lower the anchor
to the waterline.

Captain, we're on the bow,

ready to lower the anchor
to the waterline.

You can lower anchor
to waterline.

Yeah.

Captain, anchor is at waterline.

-Take care of this line.
-Okay.

Just keep it away
from the props.

-Yeah.
-And I'll handle this one.

Okay.

So now your radio, anchor
is ready to fast drop.

Anchor is ready to fast drop.

We're going to put
three in the water.

Drop. Drop. Drop.

Go for it.

Come on, guys.
Let it out.

Keep going. Keep going.

Let it get to the bottom.

How many is in the water?

So that's on the bottom.
Open up more. Open up more.

Keep it controlled.

Yep. Go. More. More.

-One.
-Red.

That's red.

What's going on on the foredeck?

Whoever's up forward should be
telling me where the anchor is

and how much is out.

There's no cause whatsoever.

I need to know everything
that's going on, guys.

So that's two.

Do you want to back up or
shall I drop the third?

That is two.

Do you want us to
back up or hold?

Already come back on that.

So now lock off, brake on.

All right.

-Good?
-Yeah.

So now I'm looking here
because he's reversing on it.

Have a look.

Who's on the foredeck?
I need to know.

[chain rattles]

Oh! Whoa!

What's going on on the foredeck?

Oh! Whoa!

Harry, where are you?

I did, I turned it like
three or four times.

What's going on out there, H?

It wasn't tight.

I have Harry up there
to give the calls.

He's leaving Nic
to do everything.

Captain, ready to drop
to the third shackle.

Yes, please.

Yep, so then, third one.

Now, keep it controlled.

Stop!

Captain, third Shackle
at the waterline.

There was no calls there.

So sorry, Jason, I was teaching
Nic and was distracted.

-Copy that.
-That was not tight.

All the way, keep going,
all the way.

[bleep]. Now, I've just
become lead deckhand

and I've bungled it up.

Hopefully, Jason's still
got a bit of faith in me

and I'm definitely going
to redeem myself from this.

It's a bit tricky, the brake,
but you get used to it.

We survived.

Do you mind if someone
grease my back?

Please, thank you.

I like this boy congo line you
got going on with all of it.

[laughing]

Where are you putting it?

Yeah, I'm always putting
it on maximum auto.

Yeah, that what I've...

Just because I don't see
a minus sign, so I'm like...

That's upstairs,
that's the guest laundry.

Probably about five,

we'll start heading over to
set up over on the beach.

-Just Bri.
-Bri, okay.

Oh, I hate you,
stupid washing machine. Sh--.

I think I'll take
Adair and myself.

Mm-hmm.

Bri, Bri, Lara.

Can you meet me on the sun deck?

Copy that.

Okay, I'm going. Thank you.

Here come the chairs.

You're going to ashore
to the beach.

I think if you maybe
take some margarine mix,

because they've
been drinking that.

Beautiful.

Thank you so much.

I am so excited to go to
the beach with the guests,

get some fresh air.

Oh, thank God.

Let's get it going!

It's gonna be amazing.

Bri, Bri, Nic, we'll
meet you at the port side

when you're ready.

Copy that, coming up now.

Harry, do you copy?

Can you come to
the bridge, mate, please?

Yeah, copy that on my way.

Nice.
All right.

Unload, unload, unload.
Go, go, go, go.

Very nice.

All right, thanks, guys.

I am so excited.

This is where
the fire's going to be.

Do you want to take
that lasagna out?

-Yeah.
-So that it's set.

Captain.

Hey, buddy, you did
drop the ball.

You know, no one talked to me
when we dropped the anchor.

Yeah.

You got to earn
your stripes, brother.

I know, I know.

Now my hands are fuller on deck.

I'm not just worrying
about myself,

I'm worrying about other people.

Making sure that the whole
thing is operational.

I'm working.

Is that why you didn't
have the radio on your hand?

-'Cause they're full?
-Because my hands are full.

I had Nic in my hands.

[laughing]

I suppose you're learning.
Eh?

Whatever looks...

-Dry?
-Dry.

-Everyone ready?
-I'm ready, I'm ready.

-Beautiful.
-And we're off.

-Off we go.
-To the beach.

Want to help me
with a little guest food?

Yeah.

Do you want to start doing
the prawns and the mussels?

Yeah.

Get the sternline,
please, Adair.

Fabulous.

Welcome, we made it.

-Oh, I love it.
-Yes!

Beautiful.

I have the margaritas,
vodka sodas.

-Margarita.
-Margarita.

Camp, it's giving camp.

Could you take the poop out?

Yeah.

You can do it from
the other side.

You can see that the poop's
there, you can pull it out.

Oh!

So you go down.

-And then pull it out.
-Okay.

Fascinated by bats and t*tties.

That's what I've discovered
about my life.

-Bats and t*tties.
-Bats and t*tties.

-Bats, bats, t*tties, t*tties.
-Bats, bats, t*tties.

[laughing]

I flicked the poo.

The juice landed on my face.

-How are you doing?
-Good.

We're doing like a seafood
extravaganza tonight.

Going with like a silver theme.

Hmm.

So there's no crab outfits.

We can make one.

I'm honestly starting
to think that

Marina is kind of like
the Jean Grey

to my Cyclops from X-Men.

Incredibly powerful,
born leader, very driven.

Feels like she's got
control over my mind.

I've been asking for
service for so long now,

and this is the first time
I'm getting, so...

It's gonna be a big one.

No complaints.

Yeah, it definitely
will be a big one.

Hi, little guy.

Cool house.

We're not making crab cakes?

I mean, you can, there's
not much meat on him.

Oh, sh--.

-Uh...
-[beeping]

Oven's calling.

We all die, we die together.

[laughing]

[gasps]

[bleep]'s sake.

-You want to hold him?
-Sure.

Hello, little friend.

Catina, Catina,
shore party.

Yes, go ahead.

Hey, guys, the guests are
pretty much ready to leave it.

So if we want to start
making moves...

We'll go get 'em,

and then we just pack up
the beach set up gear

and get ready for the night.

Fantastic.

-Yeah, and then--
-Yeah.

-We'll...
-We'll consolidate everything,

and then we can have it ready
just to load straight on.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

[groans]

Y'all ready?

-Thank you.
-There you go.

-Thank you so much.
-Thank you.

-Get in there, get in there.
-I didn't know what to hit.

Watch your toes.

Oh!

God, there's crabs everywhere.

Beautiful.

I would like that
as a welcome drink.

-Awesome bonfire!
-That was great!

Good job, team!

-Woo!
-Yeah, team.

Welcome back!

What's up?

-Bri?
-Yeah.

She didn't come
in the first tender?

She should have come back.

This is a raspberry
lime mint c*ck.

She could have.

There was enough room
in the back.

Yeah, right?

All right, let's go get
the table ready.

I'll let you know
when Bri's back.

Bri, like, what are
you doing, girl?

Like, sometimes you don't
want to be in housekeeping,

but help me out.

I don't know what
this girl's on.

-Awesome.
-Forget us.

You guys got it, right?

I hate the sand that's
literally in my butt crack.

Derek, catch a crab.

-Oh, my God.
-Bzzt!

Don't do that!

Okay, silver, silver, silver.

Is that the tender
coming in, for sure?

That's us.

Have all the chain in one hand,
and the anchor in the other.

Anchor, chain.

Put on that rope.

Nice work!

I'm going to end up
putting these on the center.

Tonight, would you like to
put your chef jacket on

and come up with me
when I explain the food?

It would be an honor.

I also need you to
start doing the oysters.

Yeah, I've never shucked one.
Chucked?

Okay, they're really difficult.

No, I can do it.

I am ready to eat.

-Oh, yeah.
-Seafood extravaganza.

-Let's go.
-Yep.

-Bri, you need to get back.
-Yep.

We do need to put some
hand stuff, though,

because it's going to be quite
messy, I think, some of it.

-All right.
-Hey.

-Hi.
-How was it?

It was good.
They loved it.

They were so happy.

Next time,
come back with guests.

-Okay.
-Don't stay on the beach.

Okay.

Do you want to get
changed into your blacks?

Okay.

And then straight
to laundry, please?

[groans]

It looks so cool.

Honestly, wow.

These are the silliest.

Maybe.

I've never done these before.

Oh, no, no.
It was the other way, sorry.

No, this is correct.

Yeah, and then you fold it over
and it's incorrect.

Oh, it's incorrect!

This girl's pretty
much my type.

I might be into her
a little bit, I think.

A lot bit.

Look, I'm a bit of a sucker.

I fall hard.
I fall fast.

It makes it pretty hard to play
it cool in scenarios like this.

I'm reckon you're like, "I could
have done this quicker myself."

Yeah, but it's
more fun this way.

Where... is my thing?

Good evening.
Oh, you look amazing.

Galley, galley, Lara.

Just to let you know,

I've got guests up
on the sundeck.

Copy, thank you.

You want to do a really
pretty display on there.

Do you have anything in mind?

Do the bigger, like,
the lobsters first.

Right.

Just because you need to
see how much space

they're going to take up.

That makes sense.

These guests want a
seafood extravaganza,

and I want the whole thing
to look and taste decadent.

I have lobster, local prawns,

oysters, scallops
and leek puree,

crab pasta, fried mussels,
spicy dipping butters,

and Lara, you'll hear nothing
about plates from me.

Would anybody like any white
wine or red wine this evening?

I would love a glass
of white, yeah.

Thank you so much.

Housekeeping.

Marina, could you come down?

And then can I have
Bri in the galley, please?

-I'm on my way.
-Bri is on her way.

You can take those two away.

And this pasta is?

Crab.

I have a friend that's
a burlesque dancer,

and she breathes fire.

She swallowed a little
bit of kerosene.

She gave herself pneumonia,
because she drank in too much.

It was wild.

We were in Las Vegas
for a bachelor party,

and we saw a stripper
on roller skates

breathe fire, but not
from her mouth.

-Whoa.
-Flames from her, yeah.

-That's pretty cool.
-That's talent.

It was a marvel to see.

Adair, Adair,
provisions have arrived.

Could you come help
me on the aft?

On my way.

-Oh, my God.
-There it is.

Wow.

-There you go.
-She has arrived.

So we have some lobster,
some local prawns, oysters.

Have a crab pasta here,
scallops, and leek.

Wow.

Enjoy, and we'll keep
bringing stuff up.

-Thank you.
-Fantastic.

[laughing]
Here we go.

The oysters are phenomenal.

-Do you want a shrimp?
-I want a shrimp.

Almost done.
Amazing.

Show time, baby.

The crab pasta is great.

Have you sucked out
one of the legs yet?

Kind of private.

Do you know where
the oysters are from?

I think they're local.

-Ooh.
-Yes.

Fresh.

-Oh, my God.
-My knees.

-Marina seems so happy.
-She is.

Here she is.

Hello. Oh, my God.
This is incredible.

Thank you.

So those are fried mussels.

Oh, yum.

These ones are super spicy,

and these ones are a
little bit more tame.

-Enjoy.
-Fresh. It's great.

-Phenomenal. Thank you so much.
-Thank you.

Do you want some
of this spicy pepper?

They're delicious.

Whoo.

I am a happy girl.

I managed to deliver the plates!

I'm not just confined
to the galley.

I'm like an all-rounder now.

I feel honored.

I feel very much
a part of the team.

Oh, mate.
I'm sweating.

Okay, we have different
attire underneath.

[laughing]

They're happy with the food.
They love it.

Yeah, they're really,
really happy.

Yeah, she did.

I know, she gets excited
every time.

And I got her sparkly pink
lipstick just arrived.

-Did you?
-Yeah.

You finish up here.
Then you're off to bed.

Where does Marina
usually store these?

Like, I'll show you
where we stack them.

There's a present in
there for you.

-What is it?
-A present.

-What do you mean?
-It's a present.

I can't open it now.
I've got too much to do.

-It's very quick. Open it.
-Thank you.

Ooh.

That's so thoughtful.

Aw.

Oh, no.
Don't, no.

Don't cry. Be happy.
Be happy.

It's so nice.

-She's crying now.
-All right, really?

All right.
See you in a sec.

Perfect, perfect, perfect.

[groans]

So cute.

----ing Lara, she just can't
stay out of it, can she?

[Tzarina groans]

-Hello.
-Hi. How are you?

Good, how are you?

Ticky, ticky, ticky, bah!
Ticky, ticky, ticky, bah!

What's happening?

Just instantly puts
me in a bad mood, hey?

----ing fake.

You're very pink today.

-Yes, I am.
-Very pink today.

Wow, I like it.

I look like
Britney Spears 2000s.

-Yeah.
-It was a gift.

Yes.

-How was dinner?
-Amazing.

Fabulous.

I have a graveyard on my plate.

Absolutely fantastic.

Tomorrow, there's a bit
of swell coming in.

Okay, but tomorrow morning,
we will have all the toys out

and then just get wet, get hot.

I think we're all
pretty wet and hot now.

[laughing]

Where's the mind going?

Enjoy the rest of your night.

Thank you so much.

Because it's so pink.

Or is it perfectly pink?

You look absolutely phenomenal.

What the heck is wrong
with this thing?

Leave it.
I'll look at it.

Just take care of the glass.

Make the soaps look nice.

I used to be the one that
was getting bossed around

a couple of charters ago.

Shouldn't we just, like, wait
and then strip everything?

No.

That's not how it works
in yachting, darling.

Now look at me.

Telling Bri what to do.

And then if they have
anything that's, like, wet,

put it on a hanger.

I wouldn't say that I'm a fan
of cleaning the sh--ty toilets,

but I'm the queen
of the turn down.

Call me the scrub mommy.

[chuckles]

Nic, you want to talk
about the morning?

Squeegee, mop the deck
if needed.

Check the windows are all good.

Vinegar spray and blade them,
make them look better.

Yeah, I'll be up at 5:30.


or whatever it is, yeah.

-Good night.
-Good night.

Thank you so much.

I want to hit it
hard as hell tomorrow.

Thank you for today.

Thank you so much for today.

-It was very empowering.
-Absolutely incredible.

-Good night.
-Good night.

Once you're done,
you can take eight hours.

-They've all gone to bed?
-Yes.

Let's crack on, then.

I can put it right here. And...

-Pow pow!
-No pants.

-Good night, team.
-Good night.

So how was the day today?

Really nice day.

Because you got your
lipstick back, that's why.

Yes!
I'm loving this.

Literally gives me life.

Thank you so much.

It's really nice
to feel supported.

I'm glad you're happy.
See you in the morning.

Hello.

[sighs]

[whistles]

The swell is coming around.

Breakfast, you're
about to get eaten.

I don't even
know what I'm eating.

This swell sucks.

Yeah.

Oh, it's terrible.

-Good morning, Alesia.
-Good morning.

Morning.

Good morning.

How are you feeling
for breakfast?



A bit earlier if it's ready.

Thank you for all the
beautiful breakfast,

strawberry shortcake.

No worries, darling angel.

Deck team, if you can meet
on the main deck aft.

Copy that.

Lovebug, the crew mess is all
vacuumed, wiped, everything.

Oh my goodness,
thank you so much.

Get all the toys, jetskis.

And we just hope
this anchorage gets better.

[chuckles]

Juice.

-Thank you so much.
-Here you are.

-Can you just help in cabins?
-Copy.

Morning.

I love your hair.

Oh, thank you.

How long till breakfast
is ready?

They wanted it at 8:00.

Yeah, they're all
there, so can I.

Probably get stuff up
to you in the next



Yeah.

Oh, it's really frustrating.

Bri, if you could meet
in the galley

to bring some food up.

Well, let's not rush
into that one.

Let's go trampoline first.

Love it.

You can take those with you.

Let's do it.

Ooh.
Oh, wow.

Can you start clearing
up this area?

-Of course.
-Thank you.

I slept so hard.

Any sleep eating or what?

-I don't think so.
-Good.

There's only been a handful
of times where I've woken up

mid-sleep eating.

I woke up completely naked
in my kitchen

with a mouthful of
baker's chocolate.

I was so disgusting
that I woke up.

And I was like, oh, my God.
Ugh!

Chocolate pancakes,
that's the chorizo special.

-That is some bacon.
-Perfect.

Oh, this food is so fantastic.

Some pancakes.

Oh, my gosh.

This is the chorizo special.

-Oh, yeah.
-This looks insane.

Do you want to jump
into cabins for a minute?

Yeah.

Ooh-hoo-hoo!

Slightly dying.

My gosh.

What the heck?

Pretty rough.

Our stabilizers are terrible.

All crew, all crew.

It's going to be a bit rolly,

but we can't do
anything about it.

I can't stop Mother Nature.

In the Seychelles, we have
pretty unpredictable weather

and where we're anchoring,
we have a lot of side swell.

Normally, the swell and the wind
are in the same direction

and you'll be sitting
into that swell

and the stabilizers
work a lot better.

It's a challenge for sure.

May I have an iced coffee
with oat milk and stevia?

Yeah, of course.

Thank you so much for
help with breakfast service.

Oh, that's positive.

Bri, could you bring some
oat milk up to the pantry?

And also sweetener.

Copy that.
We got this.

Wahoo.

Do you want me
to jump back down?

Could you grab more ice?
Sorry.

Yeah, of course.
No worries.

I don't know how Marina does it.

I feel like I'm being
pulled in every direction

and this is too much.

Bri, Bri, Lara?

Coming.

Oh, got a big one.

We're leaning.

-There it is.
-Oh!

Okay.

Yeah, I got this end.

Thank you.

Look at that swell.

This is last night.

Yeah, we had a good
set last night.

We're going to be at this
anchorage all day doing this.

It's going to be a day.

-Thank you.
-My pleasure.

Good morning.
What's the plan?

Trying to put out
as much as we can

while avoiding the mega swell.

Alesia, Alesia, Lara.

Go ahead for cheffy.

If sous chef could come and help
take some stuff down to crew.

Okay, sounds good.

Mmm.

Motion of the ocean.

Got to deal with Mother Nature
sometimes, you know?

These plates
need to get out.

I'm going to change
in like, whoa.

-Oh, wow.
-Whoa.

I'm just going to pop them here.

Careful, you might turn
into a cook stew with Lara.

That's what happened
on my last boat.

Okay.

-I need to stop.
-Oh.

God, I shouldn't be a b*tch.
I really shouldn't.

-Hey.
-Morning.

Um, all the cabins
haven't even been started.

Okay.

You guys nearly ready?

Oh, we're ready.

Send him on his way!

Oh, there he goes.
There he goes.

[laughing]

[shouting]

Oh, my God!

Here goes Baxter.

[sighs]

Paddle on the left side,
you go right.

Paddle on the right side,
you go left.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Woo.

Lean back and
keep the core tight.

Should be like a
fitness instructor.

-Paddle left, paddle right.
-And a one, and a two.

Woo!

Yeah, good. Good.

-I'm looking forward to tonight.
-Yeah.

Yeah, I think it's going to
be a very funny night.

The guests tonight
have requested

a circus-themed dinner.

So I'm thinking for this
theme that we go sort

of big tent to mimic
the life under the big top.

I want some gold in there.

I want some popcorn,
some clown props.

And yeah, the emphasis
is fun, fun, fun.

It's going to be real.

Is it?

There we go.
Here we go!

-I'll send another.
-Throw it down.

-Amazing.
-That's amazing.

All crew, attention,
all boys and girls.

I'd like you all to prepare
a circus act

that you're going to perform
at dinner for the guests.

Marina and Bri, really need
a hand up here setting up.

Are you going to be cooking
dressed up as a clown?

I can do.

All right.

I swear it does this every time
we put stuff on the roof,

the wind just picks up.

Sorry, because the wind said no.

Captain, the wind's
taken everything away.

So I'm just wondering
is it going to be,

it's going to take
an hour to set it up.

I don't want to do it.
if it's going to storm.

The wind just must have changed.

-It's only just happened.
-Yeah.

I'm just wondering, do you
think it's going to get...

No, we're going to
end up pointing into it.

Okay.

Just clowning around.

There's a lot of
clowning happening here.

At 8 o'clock they're
going downstairs

to meet in their outfits
and then 8:30 dinner up here.

All right, we'll see.

Make sure you look good.

Marina, you have to tighten
them up, put them up higher.

Oh, okay.

[thunder]

Is the wind increasing?

It just turned now,
but it'll be fine.

Oh, dear.

-Little shots with the boys.
-Friends hanging out.

Let's do some shots, guys.

This is the windiest
it's ever been.

-Oh, God.
-Oh, my God.

Grab the monkey.
The monkey's going.

Oh, [bleep].

If this happened during dinner,
it's a disaster.

Oh!

-This is ripped.
-Oh!

[bleep].

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It's your smile.
Gives me energy.

After everything
that went down with Johnny,

I'm not in the mood to
take on another conquest.

You're in for it now.

Bri, would you just come
to the crew mess, please.

Holy sh--.
I'm getting thrown all over.

She needs to stay the [bleep]
out of my department.

Now you're being a dickhead?

I'm being a dickhead.
You have been so unorganized.

It's time that we air it out.

I'm kind of done.

-Personally.
-Can I...

-You first.
-I can't do this.