03x17 - Never Can Sey' Goodbye

[bunniefuu]

Previously this season of
"Below Deck Down Under"...

Bloody big boat.

She’s huge.

Katina.

- Hey, hey!
- Woo!

It’s like it's snowing.

Welcome to the Captain’s Lounge.

Take a seat, ladies,
it’s members only.

You guys are all fake.

I will walk off
this boat tomorrow.

Please don’t----ing
talk to me!

Understand?

We just lost two crew members.

We have some fresh faces.

Ah!

Woo!

I think Nate and I would
make a great team,

but the last couple
of weeks with Johnny,

I just, I haven’t got
the emotional capacity.

I do see you as
my girlfriend, you know.

I don’t know if this
is good right now.

She just leant back.

Oh, change the channel.

- Exclusive partners.
- I like that.

Exclusive partnership
is the warm-up

to boyfriend and girlfriend.

Thank God.

When I tell you,
do this, you do it.

So we say we’re
working together.

But I have no idea
what you’re doing.

I’m just like, at the moment,
kind of walking on eggshells.

Tzarina, just be a better boss.

I’m sorry that you're
in the middle of it.

You know, I do want the
galley to be a safe space.

I appreciate you.

Right now,
you’re being a dickhead.

I’m being a dickhead?

You’re the one who came
in too late for work.

You have absolutely no right
to say that, Tzarina.

She’s, like, gunning for me.

You’re a chief stewardess with
a hell of a lot of experience.

You’re great at your job,

and you’re letting a
personal experience ruin that.

I know.

Have you both sat down
and tried to say, I’m sorry?

Captain, thank you for speaking
to Lara the other day.

I really appreciate it.

Charter nine.

Win and Lori are a
married couple...

- Say what?
- Seychelles!

The guests would like to do
a pirates-themed

treasure hunt on the beach.

Setting up that beach,
think of the tides.

They’re going to be low.

Very shallow here.

Tzarina, Tzarina, Lara.

Galley, galley, Lara.

Where’s the radios?

Mine’s just disappeared
right now.

- That’s all.
- Okay.

[sighs]

Lara and I have just made up
and we’re friends again,

and she’s still huffing
and puffing around me.

Am I going a little bit crazy
or is this deja vu?

This has just been utter hell.

It does.

It doesn’t want to start.

I think it needs to
be in lower water.

I’m pushin'.

[bleep]

- Captain Jason.
- Yes.

We’re ready to go.

Push.

Shore party, shore party,
do you copy?

[bleep], it’s stuck here.

[bleep]

- Where is everybody?
- I don’t know.

All right, dig this out.

Careful of your hands,
that they don’t get stuck.

[bleep].

Shore party,
shore party, do you copy?

Yeah, go ahead.

What’s your schedule?

Currently, stuck on the
beach with the tender,

trying to get it off.
Not looking too good.

Might have to use
the grey tender as plan B.

We’re ready to go.

I’m feeling it more
today than yesterday.

Oh, dear.

Oh, [bleep].

This is a huge mistake.

I showed them how to navigate.
I told them about the tides.

What they were doing,
I don’t know.

It’s our last charter.

These poor guests have been
seasick nearly the entire trip.

The thing to solve seasickness
is to get them on dry land.

Now we haven’t got a tender
to get them there.

This thing’s going
to be fully beached.

It’s going to be fully
in the sand.

I know.

So we might need to take
some other glasses.

The pirate theme treasure hunt.

The pirate’s on the beach.

- Yes.
- Okay. Will do.

Ladies and gentlemen...

- Uh-oh.
- Bad news?

Not for us, but deck crew
have beached the boat.

That’s awesome.

They’re going to learn a lot.

Yeah.

Regardless, we’ll get
the show going on.

I’ll meet you on the aft-deck
and I’ll take care you in.

Sounds good.

I thought he was going
to say we couldn’t go.

I’m taking the people in now.

- Lara.
- Okay, copy.

Copy that, Katina.

Guys, get ready.

Get dressed in
some pirate stuff.

- Let’s do it.
- Let’s do it.

Shrug it off.

Last one, best one.

There’s our little sh--ty
boat right there.

Those are the pirate hats.

Oh, my God.
It’s kind of cute.

All right.
Down to the front.

Am I staying on the Katina?

Yeah.

- Can’t believe that.
- I know.

Far out.

We need to get rolling, my love.

- Here they come.
- All right.

- Wow.
- Definitely beached.

That is hilarious.

They’re fully in character.

They beached the boat
as good pirates do.

That’s right.

- Arr!
- Arr!

Arr!

You think you can bring a ship
to Captain Blondebeard’s island

and he’s not going to take it?

Now, who may we escort?

Well done.


All right. That’s right.

Shoulder carry.

Well, I got waved in.

All right.

But I drove it in.
I drove it in.

That’s a [bleep] up.

I’m going to give you
a little lesson, guys.

Yeah.

When someone comes in
in a tender to the beach,

the other person goes out
and meets them to waist deep

so the driver knows the depth.

- That is drying out.
- Yeah.

Can’t you see it with your eyes?

At lease we’ve got something
for everyone to laugh at

coming into anchorage.
That’s great.

I feel like an absolute idiot.

Jason specifically
warned me about the tides.

I drove into that water.
It’s on me.

Now you’re going to wait
four hours.

Not a good ending.

- Yeah.
- Sorry, cap.

How cute is this little beach?
Am I right?

Welcome.

Good to be on land.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Yeah, it’s nice not
to be rocking.

Let’s drink some booze.

Yeah.

All crew, all crew.

Two minutes out.
Two minutes out.

Copy that.

- Do you want me to do it?
- Oh, yes, please.

I’m not very good at this.

Okay, just be careful
with these ones.

[radio chatter]

There you are.

Did everyone put sun cream on?

Absolutely not.

Let’s go.

- [laughing]
- Cheers.

I think that’s
hot enough to cook.

Oi ye, filthy examples
of pirate degenerate scum!

Ye pirates have been
given a great opportunity

to dig amongst the bones.

Arrrr you ready?

Oh, we’re ready,
we’re going, ready, go, go, go!

There’s one.

- Oh!
- Oh!

- Oh!
- Two bottles have been found!

- Go again!
- One more!

[shouting]

We have to find
the treasure chest.

Smell the gold!

- Get it, get it, get it!
- You have to get it!

- Yeah, Lori!
- [cheering]

Coming in strong.

Nate makes the best pirate.

Like, he’s getting
into character.

Good job, Lori.

The pirate queen!

I had the ick before,
but you know what?

That costume is doing something.

Shiver me timbers.

No, I can’t. I couldn't.

Oh!

[laughing]

Hi, Nic.
So, you’re from Cape Town.

Since I was five years old.

I would love to go there
after charter.

So, you need to give
me all the tips,

because I have zero idea.

Maybe we’ll go to some safaris.

What other activities do
you want to get up to?

From wine tours, maybe
I want to go skydiving.

Well, I haven’t even done that.

Do you want to?

There’s a turtle in the water.

Where?

Oh my gosh! Turtle!

I’m usually more forward,

but Nic really throw me
out of my game.

That’s so cute!

I want to spend time with him.

So, I’m just hinting
some things about a trip,

in hopes that
he will figure out.

I mean, I want him to ask me
out, not the other way around.

I love dancing.

So, if we can...

I think of some
good boogie spots.

Ooh, yeah, I like that.

- Here we go.
- Now it’s relax time.

Yeah, that’s right.

- Hey, is everyone hungry?
- Yes, please.

- Grilled pineapple.
- Yes, please.

Would you like more carrots?

- Would you like some salmon?
- Yes, please.

- Grilled pineapple.
- Fantastic.

Quite the beach picnic, huh?

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

I haven’t had a bad bite yet.

No, it’s amazing.

I really do wish I ate
more last night, though.

No, I feel great today.

- Thank you for everything, Lara.
- Oh, my pleasure.

- My pleasure.
- Unbelievable.

- I’ll see you back at the boat.
- Thank you so much.

- Sounds good.
- Lara.

You’re a natural born
entertainer, by the way.

Thank you.

What?

Mmm.

- You do okay.
- Thank you.

You do good, too.

Thank you.

We’re going to
pick up the guests.

Okay, copy.

My panties are wet.

Exciting night.

Ready, go.

Perfection.

Someone obviously
has to stay with the tender.

Yeah. I’m happy to do it.

Katina, Katina, probably five
minutes out with the guests.

Copy.

One more day.

- Thank you, appreciate it.
- No worries.

Welcome back.

May I offer you a
Malibu pineapple?

Of course, you’re welcome.



- You feel okay?
- I feel much better.

Oh, amazing.

Is Nate just staying
with the tender?

Yes.

I feel like I’ve been at
the top of my game all season.

Now I’m sitting here on
my mountain of shame,

exhausted, salty.

It’s hot.

I’m not going to take someone's
kindness for weakness.

Hopefully, Jason doesn’t
think too poorly of me.

Oh, sh--.

What’s the plan
for this evening?

French tarte and asparagus
poached egg and truffle.

Smoked beetroot tar tar,
Beef Wellington.

How many courses is this?

They wanted seven.

And they specified
the seven courses?

Yeah, they said it on the thing.

Win and his group want to
end the charter

with an elaborate
seven-course tasting menu

of the chef’s cuisine.

Mmm.

Which is weird because
they hardly eat anything.

Is it worth, like,
speaking to them?

I mean, I don’t know
exactly what I’ll say to them

without making it look like
I’m trying to get out of it.

But I don’t know how to word it.

The guest’s specifically
asked for seven courses.

I can’t just tell them
that I’m not going to do it

because our chief stew just
doesn’t want to wash plates.

[bleep] me.

I know this is going to be
extra stressful to stews,

but this is going to be hard
on me and Alesia as well,

if not harder.

- Hello, chef.
- Hello.

Um, I was going to quickly
speak about the menu tonight.

Yes, ma’am.

Because it’s a seven-course
menu tonight.

Okay.

Does that make it for a longer
evening when there’s that many?

Yeah.

I think we can figure it out.

Okay.

- Like, smaller portions.
- Mm-hmm.

All right, perfect.

And also, I don’t feel
like bad

if you don’t want
to finish a dish.

You know, like, really don’t.
I’m not going to cry.

- Okay.
- In front of you.

[laughing]

Joking.

I’ll come up and see
you guys later.

Yeah, I’ll see you.

This woman is unhinged.

Well, we’ll see what happens.

All right.

This dinner is going to
be the most complicated

one of the season.

There’s more room for error,
and we don’t have the plates,

which is then putting
more pressure

on me and my department.

But I really need
to get cooking.

Yeah, yeah, all right.

I am about to bite
Tzarina’s head off.

[sighs]

Want you to do
seven philu tarts for me.

Asparagus.

- And then doing the courgette.
- Okay.

Tonight’s going to
be very stressful.

The menu is seven courses.

Seven.

- Saw that coming.
- Good catch.

[sighs]

Okay, I’m going to take this
cooler and put it away.

Ooh wee, man.

Oh, yeah.
We’re stuck.

[laughing]

That’s true. All right.

Remember these are for guests.

Charter guests, elegance.

Deck crew, deck crew,

I’m going for a run to shore
to check on Nate.

Yeah, copy.

Isn’t it weird knowing
that we could never do this job?

Like, I wouldn’t
have the energy.

- I wouldn’t have...
- Yeah, yeah.

- Oh, honey. No.
- You couldn’t.

I couldn’t do it.

Coming through.

Yeah, if you don’t mind.
Thank you.

Sorry, mate.

Ready? And...

Okay.

Oh, we’re going!

Yay! Ha ha!

Thank you to the gods
of the Seychelles.

Thank you very much.

Let’s go.

Oh, they got the tender.

- I see it.
- There it is.

It’s back.

Interior, could you change
into your blacks, please?

- Our last night.
- Let’s do it.

I stink.

All crew, all crew.

Looks like tonight
we’ll have a bit of wind,

but we’ll have no swell.

Copy that.

That’s great news.

All good in here, captain?

Yes, mate.

- What a day.
- What a day.

That could have been hell to
pay in a different situation.

No, no.
I’m obviously bashful.

Just a stupid silly mistake.

You bounced back, though,
and showed them a good time.

And now look,
it happens only once.

You’ll never do it again.

You’ve really been carrying
that deck out there,

and it’s been a pleasure
working with you

in the last couple of charters.

You’re doing a good
job out there.

- That’s all you can do.
- Put this aside.

- All’s good.
- Thank you very much, captain.

- All’s good.
- How do I look?

Dapper, honey. Dapper.

Dapper? Just dapper?

Tiny little tart.

That’s what you are.

A tiny little tart.

This seven-course dinner
is going to be hell,

and there’s a
lot of specific timings.

Alesia’s going to have
to step up her game,

but I know that
she’s ready for it.

I’m going to need all hands
on deck for this meal.

We’re going to wow the
pants off these guests,

just you wait and see.

Do you think it’s time
for our hats?

If you weren’t sexy before,
you definitely are now.

- That looks cool.
- Good evening.

- You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.

Chris, will you sit next to me?

Galley, galley, Lara.

All guests up here, ready to go.

Copy.

Marina, Marina, Lara.

Can I have you
on service, please?

This is going to
be a long service.

Tonight is so much better than
last night with the rocking.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

All right, what is this?

French leek and
goat cheese tart.

Okay.

Last dinner.
Last dinner.

These stairs are awful.

Asparagus is very cold.

- Wow, this looks...
- Holy smokes.

So for the first course,

you have a goat’s cheese
French leek tart.

- Gorgeous.
- Okay, enjoy.

Unbelievable.

I love leeks.

She’s been liberal on the
goat cheese, which I love.

So good.

Would you like to do
the fish egg placement?

Oh, my God, would I?

Remember, nice and delicate.

Like I am.

Galley, galley, Lara.

- We’re clearing.
- Perfect.

- Let me take that one.
- Yeah, thank you.

All right.

Everything’s going to plan.

- Ready?
- Thank you.

- Five more courses.
- Ow, ow.

Nice.

Asparagus with salmon eggs,
truffle and a hollandaise sauce.

Wow, what a beautiful dish.

So good.

I love asparagus.

Galley, galley,
we are clearing.

This is a leek puree
with scallops.

Thank you.

Gosh.

Thank you.

So here we have leek
puree with scallops.

Amazing. Thank you so much.

There hasn’t been
a bad dish.

Scallop’s perfect.

[sighing]

- Can we go?
- Thank you.

All right, take a picture.

Holy cow.
Ready for this?

Pulling out all the stops.

- Whoa.
- Ooh!

Look at this.

So you have smoked beetroot
tartar with spicy avocado.

- Wow, gorgeous.
- Thank you.

Amazing.

So I have these
or I can wash.

Perfect.
We’ll make it work.

Keep going.

Good, good, good job.

Sprinkle some
of these on top.

Like really delicate.

Beautiful, little cheffy.

All right.

Push.

I love the hats.

Should have been
here all season.

[laughing]

A saffron risotto with lobster.

- So good.
- Yeah.

- ing legend.

So for your last main course,
we have a beef Wellington

with creamy mashed potatoes
and a red wine jus.

- Oh, it’s so good.
- She went all out.

My legs are burning.

All right.

I don’t know if I ever walked up
so many stairs in my life.

Chef, oh my gosh!

Yay!

So for dessert,
I’ve done the baked Alaska.

You really went
above and beyond.

Thank you so much, Tzarina.

Thank you.

And Alesia helped
a lot this evening.

She was incredible.

- Round of applause for the chef.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Absolutely unreal.

I didn’t know where to begin.

Went for the chocolate.

That was our last dinner.

Alesia’s talent has grown
by leaps and bounds.

I feel like a proud mama bird,
and now my little hatchling

is going to fly and
leave the coup.

- I’m so proud of you.
- I’m so proud of you.

I can’t believe
it’s done tomorrow.

I know, imagine.

I feel like I still need to have
a conversation with Tzarina.

Which I’m not looking
forward to.

You know, like Jason
said, try to let it go

and be a bigger person.

But I don’t need people
that lie about me.

No.

Or who would say those
things that she said.

- Shame your work ethic.
- Yeah.

As far as working with Tzarina,
where the season is concerned,

secretly, I want to scream.

You’re the one who came
in too late for work.

Are you joking me?

You have absolutely no right
to say that, Tzarina.

[giggles]

I don’t even think
she was that late.

I just kind of wanted
to wind her up a bit.

Tzarina has attacked my
work ethic and character.

It has been miserable
working with her.

But deep down, it’s like,
I can’t trust her.

At this point, the amount
that Tzarina’s pushed me,

frankly, I’ve just
about had enough.

I don’t need that in my life.

- Good night.
- Good night.

See you in the morning.

Night night.

Yeah, I can.

I’m sorry, Nate.

I’m just here to
help you with that.

It’s all good.

The vibe between Nate and I
has not really changed.

At the end of the day,
I like Nate,

but I’ve really fallen
in love with cooking,

and I just want to concentrate

on being the best
sous chef that I can.

So, unfortunately,
no more smooches.

[sighs]

- Love you.
- Love you, night.

This is my robe.
I just don’t have the tie.

Good morning, scallywag.

Good morning.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Good morning.

We made it!

I’m already thinking about
all the places I can go

do market research.

That’s great.

Cheffing is a job you can
constantly progress in.

There’s no, oh, I completed
everything in cheffing now.

- It’s continuous.
- Yeah.

- Good morning.
- Hey, good morning.

Oh, I slept great.

We’re going to miss this.

Yeah.

How do we bring all these
people to wait on us?

You could wait on us this way.

You’re hilarious.

Galley, galley, Lara.

We have pretty much
all the guests up here,

so for breakfast,
we can start putting it up.

Yay, last breakfast, b*tches.

Bride, where would
you like to sit?

Ooh.

Okay, foredeck, let’s start
lifting anchor, please.

Copy that.
Starting to lift.

For the last time.

- Ooh, yum.
- What is that?

That’s a mini taco with chorizo.

We have blueberry pancake.

Oh, my gosh.

That’s like a picture.

Anchor is to the waterline.

Roll me off this boat.

Well, we’re not going to be
in a bathing suit anymore,

so we’re good.

Anchor is up.
You’re free to maneuver.

Well done.
Thank you very much.

Nice work down there, buddy.

Those prawns are enormous.
Look at the size of that.

No, they have.

His face.

Wait, we can
have little friends.

- Hello.
- Hey.

- I’m Lara-prawn.
- I’m Bri-prawn.

Oh, no, but I’m Harry.

Bri, will you
be with me?

Oh, yeah.

I do worry a little bit
about my future with Harry,

because we don’t know
what’s going to happen

when we’re off the boat,

but when you define it
as exclusive partners,

there’s room to breathe.

- Oh, Lord.
- We’re that tired.

I’m going up to
starboard station now.

Copy that.
Starboard station.

Captain, floating pontoon
is 30 meters

just off forward
of the midships.

We’re going to make it work.

Clear to swing.

Floating pontoon, 15 meters.

Four to five meters
off the first buoy.

One meter clearance
from the second buoy.



Ready?

Captain, good here.

Distance away from
the end of the dock.

It’s good.
Wrap that up.

Good work, everybody.

That is what we would call...

[ship horn sounds]

The end of the season.

- The end!
- Hey-oh!

We did it!

All crew, we have 10 minutes.

Copy that, cap.

Can I use this perfume?

Yeah, of course, you can.

So satisfying
slamming the door on that van.

Oh!

I just sprayed it in my mouth!

How are you feeling
now it’s done?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I’m just
so----ing exhausted.

Let’s go.

Out we go.

Last time, baby.

- Yeah!
- Yay!

Yes!

Woo-hoo!

Lovely meeting you.

We’ll be in touch.

Feel so fortunate and blessed
to be able to take

a trip like this.

I hope and pray
we get to do it again.

- And this is for you.
- Thank you very much.

Bye, everybody.

[cheering]

Yes!

[shouting]

Okay, blues on.
Garbage off.

Drink.

- ing did it.

And we did it bloody well, too.

This can just go
in the dirt pile.

They’re heavy, though.

You want me to take them?
I can do that.

- Oh!
- Oh, my goody, goody gold!

Yeah!

The last time.

I can’t thank you all enough.

I don’t think I could have
ended the season

as good as what we did.

And the tip is in relation
to us being as a team

and working together,
and that’s a result.

It was $25,500.

- Whoa!
- Woo!

That is $1,960 per person,

which gives us a
total of the year

is $188,600 total.

[cheering]

Money!

We deserve every dollar.

Your girl’s rich!

Tonight I’ll be
taking you out to dinner

and I’ll have a few
bevvies with you guys

and then let you be.

But the helmet, obviously,

I think you’ve got a lot
out of the shipwreck.

But definitely, the helmet
has to go to Tzarina.

[shouting]

Let’s face it, beaching a tender

deserves a few
disco ball helmets,

but Tzarina has been begging
for this disco ball helmet

every charter.

I was really upset
I didn’t get the helmet.

All I had to do was
drink on charter,

I would have got the helmet.

I cut three fingers, I think
I should get the helmet.

[chuckles]

If she wants it,
she can dance with it all night.

Thank you very much.

I appreciate it.

- Thank you, captain!
- Thank you, captain!

I love you so much.

You did so well.

You’ve got to be
proud of yourself.

Oh, look how gorgeous.

We did okay.

Yeah.

Hello?

Oh, you’re all canoodling.

Are you coming in?

- Yeah, I’ll come in.
- Come on.

All right, kids, far out.

You might as well
just strip down

and do the smoochie-smooch
in front of us.

Mate, trust me, I’ve wanted to.

- Kissy whissy.
- Kissy whissy?

Never say kissy whissy
ever again.

- Kissy whissy?
- No, no.

It is the worst thing.

Is it an ick for you?

It’s such an ick.

Like, probably the biggest ick.

- It’s fine.
- I found the line.

Kissy whissy.

You wouldn’t have been fine
if you didn’t say Kissy whissy.

Was that it? Okay.

How insulting?

I would never
ever say kissy whissy.

Yeah, he did.

You having a little
smoochie on the camera?

Did you just call
them smoochies?

I’m a smoochie-woochie
guy all the way.

We’re not going into that.

What a revelation.

I’m just telling you.

- Bri.
- Harry.

- We made it.
- I know.

And we’re exclusive.

- We’re together.
- We are together.

- I’m so happy.
- I’m so happy.

I have not felt
this way about a girl

for a long, long, long time.

[screaming]

Oh, my family has
an ice cream shop.

And we’re on an ice cream date.

You made a bed?

So cute.

We’ve had so many
great memories.

And we’re just going
to make more.

I don’t think I've maybe
ever felt this excited

before in my life.

What was that?

I’m sorry.
I can’t read lips.

Yes, you can.

I’m going to get up.
I’m going to get up.

Okay.

What the [bleep]?

End of season, end of season.

You look so good.

You absolutely cheated me
out of a helmet.

I’m never going to get it again.

- Come on, guys.
- Let’s go.

Oh, my God.

[screaming]

This feels surreal.

Guys, I think we’re here.

Let’s go.
Get on out.

[shouting]

Welcome to Cathedral.
We have a fire dance for you.

Wow.

- Woo!
- That’s so cool.

Yeah!

This is amazing, guys.

[shouting]

That was awesome.

Can I get a very sour
mai tai, please?

- I’ll have an Italian margarita.
- Long Island.

I’m so happy for you.

We’ve made it.
You and I, we did it.

Guys, I don’t think
this experience matches

many other experiences
you’ll have in life.

Each one of us achieved
an individual goal

and made us become a team.

A table full of
longtime friends,

beautiful people,
respectful people,

and people that we
can actually bond with

for the rest of our lives.

And with that, this charter
season comes to an end.

[cheering]

To all of us.

I learned so, so much.

I feel like we’re just so lucky

to have a chief stewardess
who is just so switched on.

You’re so incredible
at your job and what you do.

She is not being real and
it’s making my stomach turn.

Thanks, guys.

I love that.

A little kiss.

- There we go.
- Oh, yeah.

- Boys, whiz.
- Yeah, boys.

Boys, chat.

I just want to talk.
I just want to talk with you.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

She had a bloke. I came in.
It’s so much.

It’s gonna be fine.

And everything’s
very simple now.

I’m a little sad to feel
that she’s not into it.

I thought we had a
spark there, you know,

but consider
my balloon popped.

How’s your thing going?

We’re on a good page now
for what that’s worth.

I think that that
is perhaps enough.

- To women.
- To women.

Go team.

- You’re----ing...
- Oh!

Did everyone see the triple?
The triple?

Anyway, no worries.

Are you happy?

Yay.

Oh, hot.

I’m gonna take off.

Love you all.

I’d stay out late,
but I’m too old.

Thank you, captain!

Woo!

- Are we dancing?
- Yes!

Sort of raining out here.

Last night, YOLO!
Woo!

- Oh my God.
- Yes!

[cheering]

I need margaritas...

One more spicy marg.

Oh yes!

I want a mai tai.

Oh!

The two chefs on this boat
are hooking up.

[bleep]

- Yes!
- Yeah!

It’s not the sort of kiss
that, you know,

makes the vag*na puppet come to
life, but maybe a nipple tingle?

What the [bleep] is going on?

Oh my God!

I did not see that coming.

Oh!

Let’s dance, baby.

Every day?

When it comes to any
kind of relationship,

not just romantic,
I like to just put one foot

in front of the other.

So I don’t want to have
any expectations

about where this goes.

I’m just going to appreciate
what we have while we have it.

Yay!

I’m----ing get down tonight.

[laughing]

Like, why are you doing that?

Like, literally like this.

All crew, all crew, Harry...

What?
Okay.

No, wait, wait.

You literally let
Alesia dance on you.

So if I danced on a guy, right,
I threw back on a guy.

It would be different.

It was wrong.
It was wrong.

Look at me, look at me.

I chose you because
you’re a----ing good person.

Thank you.

It shouldn’t have happened.
I’m sorry.

- It’s okay. It's okay.
- I’m sorry.

It’s good. It never happened.
It’s good.

Okay, let’s go.

Wait, I need to make sure
I’ve got my phone and my bag.

Who’s ready to get back
to the boat to party?

Does anyone else
think the rain made it sexier?

No, we’re good.
I promise.

Yeah.

I wouldn’t be exclusive
dating boyfriend to anyone.

Hello, boyfriend?

[shouting]

- Just say it. Just say it.
- Yeah. Girlfriend, yeah.

[shouting]

You’re boyfriend
and girlfriend.

It’s weird to think
that Harry grinding on Alesia

has led me to this moment,

but I need to trust my heart,

trust my instinct,
and just go with it.

They love each other.
They love each other!

- We’re home.
- Katina!

That’s my nipple pad, dog.

You’re wearing it
on your----ing forehead.

What the [bleep] is happening?

Did Harry attempt to
hide these biscuits?

That’s my belt!

[laughing]

Hi, nearly time to go.

You look like Grandma
from Red Hood.

You better shut your mouth
or I’m gonna whoop your a*s!

Wipe your a*s.

Not wipe it, Marina.
Whoop it.

I’ll let you crack
on a little bit

and I’ll come back and
get my suitcase.

Okay.

- Are you leaving?
- That’s right, mate.

It was so nice to meet you.

It’s so good to work with you,
you honestly were fantastic.

Goodbyes are always bittersweet.

Bye-bye.

It’s been great
working with you.

- See you never!
- Never!

I feel like my career
in yachting has only

just started and I’ve learned
so much this season.

My confidence on boats
and frankly with women

has come along leaps and bounds.

So long Starship Katina.

Live long and prosper.

Hi, Cap.

I just wanted to say thank
you so much for everything.

You’re welcome.

It was such an amazing
season and having you...

Thank you for the advice,
the feedback, everything.

I feel like such a better
person and professional.

Look, it’s been a pleasure.

The work ethics,
your participation,

I can’t thank you enough.

This season was exactly
what I needed.

Not only personally
but professionally as well.

- Bye, Captain, safe trip.
- See you, Marina, safe trip.

I’m a second stew because
I worked my a*s off to be here.

So now I’m heading to the Med
to work on a boat

and do as many
charters as I can.

So I can make as
much money as I can.

I want to buy my grandma a house
as soon as I go back to Brazil.

- Are you ready?
- Are you?

Yes, I cannot believe it.

I’m so happy that on
the way I found Nic.

This is like a fairy tale and
I just don’t want to wake up.

What a beautiful day.
To not work.

[laughing]

So I felt like there’s
still tension between us.

Like last night I just
felt a bit confused.

You kind of made
that speech to me.

I’m an amazing chief stew
and I’ve handled it so well.

I think you have.

But I feel like
that’s completely different

to what you were saying to me.

You made me feel like
I wasn’t doing a good job.

And it put me in a
really dark headspace.

I don’t really know what
you want me to respond with.

I’ve already said what
I feel like I need to.

It’s a shame because
you don’t have my back

and, like our friendship ,

I don’t know if I can do this.

Okay.

I’ve been fighting for
Lara’s approval all season.

I’m done. If you don't
want to be my friend,

that’s absolutely fine.

I’m more than happy to avoid
the cool girl clique.

I don’t know what else
to say to be honest.

Okay.

I had a conversation
with Tzarina.

- You did?
- Yeah.

I feel like it’s an end
of an era for us.

I’ve lost one, but I've gained
a million times over with you,

like, honestly, but
I’m just so happy I met you.

Don’t cry.

I know, I’m trying not to.

You just...
This is not the end for us.

I couldn’t go without
saying goodbye.

Thank you for everything.

Thank you for all
the vibes every day.

Yachting is usually about
the money and the places,

but for a change, this season
has been about the people.

I’ll see you around.

Thank you for being
an amazing crew.

- It’s been fun.
- It has been fun.

I can’t wait to find
that yin to my yang.

I’m going to keep
looking for the one,

but for now,
love of my life is the sea.

She’s the one.

[whistles]

It’s been such a pleasure,

and I appreciate you
so, so much,

and I cannot wait
to see you again.

I’m not doing a goodbye.

Yeah, well,
I’ll see you in Europe.

I came onto this boat
looking for my passion,

and I feel like
I’ve really found myself.

I’m going to apply
for culinary schools,

and I look forward to being
a head chef one day.

Watch out, Gordon Ramsay.
I’m coming for you.

Woof!

Guess who!

Got the cowboy boots on.

Boom, boom, boom.

I’m excited.

I feel like
I’m, like, on the ball.

I want to keep rolling.
I want to keep going.

You went from zero to hero.

- Honestly.
- Thank you.

Honestly, you worked hard.

You did long hours with
a lot of responsibility

in a few departments.

I think you walked away
here with the most growth

that we had on this boat.

I think I’ve learned
a lot this season.

Anchor skills, planning
and prepping for docking.

I’ve learned housekeeping.

Oh, my gosh, the strawberry
little chocolates

that we have for turn-downs
are so good.

- Save travels.
- I’m out of here.

I got boot stompin’ to do.

I came to say goodbye to
the fish, but you’re here, so...

- Say goodbye to you, too.
- Nice.

Nice.

What can I say?

Everything from tablescaping
to the laundry was amazing.

Service was great.

You know, I got exactly
what I wanted.

That means a lot.

It’s been the best
experience of my life,

so I’m really grateful.

It’s been a pleasure,

and I’m glad that you
got something out of it.

Okay. Thank you so much.
Honestly, it’s been amazing.

Congratulations.
You did really well.

The season for me,
personally, has been

probably the hardest thing
I’ve ever done.

- Thank you.
- Thanks so much.

I can’t control everything.
I can’t always get perfection.

As long as I’ve done my best,
that’s all that I can do.

Jason, thank you for giving
me the opportunity

and believing in me
and letting me be me.

You don’t meet people
like him very often.

Genuine heart of gold.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Captain.

We got two done.

We did it.

I think you can take
a lot out of this season.

I think so.
I think I’ve definitely grown.

I stood my ground
where I’d need to.

I’ve dropped things
I’ve needed to.

That’s what life's about.

I feel like this season
I pulled out the short straw.

I started with
a weevils infestation,

a sous chef that
wanted to take my job,

gaining a sous chef that came
in with no experience at all.

And on top of that,
I feel like all season

I’ve been trying to
get Lara’s approval.

I don’t need it anymore.

Thank you very much.

Thank you so much, Captain.

Friendship should be easy.

Namaste.
Namaste.

I’m not going to
change for anyone.

My character and my cooking,
it speaks for itself.

I’m going to keep being me
and let my freak flag fly.

- Bittersweet.
- Bittersweet.

- We’ve got this.
- We’ve got this.

We’ve got the world, Bri.
We’ve got the world.

We do.

I feel like I’m leaving this
charter season as a new person.

I have a boyfriend on my hip

and I finally
conquered housekeeping,

even though it was
the bane of my existence.

I would love to be the
chief stew to Harry’s bosun.

I think we’d make a great team.

Guess who?

H.

How are you, brother?
How are you?

- I’m great.
- We did it.

- Two seasons.
- I know.

I’ve worked hard.
I got a promotion that I wanted,

that I really was working hard
to do and you gave it to me,

so thank you.

And to work with you again,
it was a pleasure

and I’m going to miss it.

Thank you for giving me a shot

and seeing if
I’ve got what it takes

and teaching me as you do.

You like to learn and
you deserve to be a leader.

Your confidence will grow
and that comes with experience

and, you know, on deck
you’ve shown some confidence.

You’ve got a girlfriend.
That showed confidence.

- Be yourself.
- Yeah.

Because that’s who she fell for.

Yeah, thank you.
It means a lot.

Thank you.

I’ll see you soon.
Thank you very much.

If you want any
supermodel dating advice,

you got my number.

Mate, I’m fine.
I’m doing all right.

Let’s go.

Now we get to celebrate all over
the world for the next year.

That’s it.

It’s the last one.
Another season.

Right-o fish, it’s been
fun watching you.

This season was about growth.

It was a tough season, very
long hours, very hardworking.

We went through this together
and I see that they grew

not just professionally,
but personally.

So I’m pretty proud of
every one of them

and I’m proud of myself, too.

Yeah.