02x01 - Eyes Wide Butt

[bunniefuu]

Do you see yourself q*eer adjacent?

Kinda. The honest version is, like

I don't know yet, like,
exactly what my identity is.

- I can tell that.
- I mean, yeah.

I remember
when I first met Sam at Nick's

Sam went up on stage
immediately after I went up

and went, "Look at that g*y
little n*gga with a backpack on."

I was just standing there
with my backpack and I was, like

"Am I g*y?"

How do you move with
your straight friends in g*y spaces?

- I don't.
- You don't?

- No.
- Why?

Straight people
don't really like g*y spaces.

That's interesting, because
I think about that sh*t a lot.

I remember one time, I went out
with my homie Blak, right?

We were supposed to be going
to this club to meet this shorty.

- The club, we can't get in, right?
- Right.

Through the front.
But there's a g*y club

and we can cut through the g*y club
and come through the back.

And for me, bringing
a straight friend through the spot

there was a part of me that felt like

"Damn, I need to prep this n*gga"

because he's gonna see
mad wild sh*t.

But how old is this friend?

He's a grown man, but he still
ain't never seen this sh*t.

And we walking through
a g*y white man club.

So it's on...

So it was like a lot of harnesses...

- Come on, bro. It's on 50 million.
- Yeah.

Do you think the g*y club
is embarrassing? Secondhand?

- I went to it.
- I'm-a be honest.

So I'm-a be honest.
The first time, yes.

When I first went to a g*y club

n*gga, I was, like,
what are these n*gg*s doing?

I feel like they're free.

If anything, when I walk in, I said

"Oh, there's no holds barred.
They don't have to pretend."

And when I go to straight clubs,
people are up against the wall.

They gotta look cool.
They're doing all this sh*t.

- White g*y clubs are not...
- Thank you.

- They're not...
- That's some other sh*t.

They got porn on the TV.

They be doing wild sh*t, girl.

It's actually way out there.

It's some wild sh*t.

I know it's wild, but for me...
it's wild, but I'm like

"They're free.
They're not pretending."

And when I go to a straight club

everybody is putting on a mask
to look cool.

And to be accepted.

I'm not saying that n*gg*s aren't.

I'm not saying that
that's not the case, but I'm saying

when you're trying
to blend these worlds...

you know what I'm saying?

This is my n*gga I grew up with.

I've known this n*gga
my whole f*ck' life.

And now I'm a part of this lifestyle

that I know
is gonna throw this n*gga...

And he doesn't care
that you're a part of it.

But it's, like,
how do you blend those two?

'Cause even for me, right?
I don't consider myself g*y-g*y.

Or I hear a lot,
"Oh, Sam is straight-leaning."

And it's not
that I'm straight-leaning

I just don't find
a lot of my identity in g*y sh*t

because I was black

way before I was g*y.

And so my identity for me first

- I'm black first, g*y second.
- Yeah.

And I'm not a f*cking
rainbow flag-toting

Golden Girls-quoting

like, you know,
Drag Race-watching g*y person.

But that doesn't mean
I don't support queerness

I don't support q*eer whites.

But it's like, my n*gga,
that's just not my vibe.

And I'm not saying it's not
black people that aren't on that

but I don't necessarily want to
hang around them n*gg*s, either.

Well, I've been doing this
a long time.

And I was at GLAAD for 14 years

and I've worked on my own.

And now I'm at the Task Force.

You know,
one of the reasons I said yes

to having this position
at the Task Force

is because I think they get it.

They know that. You know...

I, for years, experienced sexism

because I'm gender nonconforming

more within the q*eer community

from the cisgender g*y white men
that I worked with

than I did on the outside.

It's interesting
that you say that

because, you know,
I think a lot

about organizations
like GLAAD

GLSEN, the LGBTQ Task Force

as positions of power
in the g*y community

that kind of really get to set
the standard of what g*y culture is.

I look at these organizations

and yes, do I see black people
within these organizations?

Of course. You know what I mean?

Do I see Asian people
within these organizations?

Of course. But do I see
their culture represented?

I don't think so.

I think g*y culture is a very
white-dominant culture, right?

I see the Lil Nas Xs, and I'm like

"Okay, yeah, you support that.

But where are the Saucy Santanas?

Where are the Young MAs?

Where are the studs
that dress like me?"

You know what I mean?
And is there space for n*gg*s like me

within these organizations?

Because currently,
it doesn't feel like there is.

I wouldn't argue with that at all.
I think you're right.

There are organizations
that do a better job.

Some do better than others.

And the reality is,
if you really want to see that

you'll look to local organizations
and smaller local communities

where people have more voice
and more power.

Do you have friends
that you feel are, like, h*m*?

You know what I'm saying?
Straight friends that are h*m*.

I have some people who have
some h*m*...

ideologies and they don't know it.

A lot of my homies, I grew up with
these n*gg*s my whole f*cking life.

They are, what?
They have h*m* tendencies

- I would say. Right?
- Right.

n*gg*s feel like, you know

you get caught eating
a hot dog or a banana in public

you're two steps away
from that beach scene in Moonlight.

I think the phobia gotta drop,
'cause nobody's scared of y'all.

They are, they just don't know it.

- No, we're not scared.
- They just never want to say it.

I don't think it's scared.

I think it's how you
base fear, though.

I don't think people are like

"Agh, g*y people,
I gotta get out of here."

But I do think there is a fear

- that the acceptance of gayness...
- h*m*-sensitive.

...will change things
that you don't wanna be changed.

And that fear of change

is the fear that puts
the phobia in there.

They don't want their kids
learning g*y history in school.

- I'm like...
- I don't agree with that.

I do not agree with that.

They don't want their kids
learning g*y history.

Teach my children STEM...

But not about the people
they're gonna see

in their life when they walk around?

- That's not their job.
- The world is not just STEM.

That's not their job. I send
my kid to school to learn.

How is that different
than a white person saying

you don't have to teach my kid
about black people?

- That's not the same thing.
- Why?

We're black. We went through
a whole different type of situation.

You can't play... compare
gayness to my blackness.

- No...
- But you can't tell me

as a black g*y person

that I haven't been
through some sh*t.

Yeah. I'm a black male in America

- my n*gga.
- But look, like, the same sh*t.

My cousins are men who think
and talk like you, right?

The thing is, I've had people tell me

"You know, you're my cousin,
I love you

but don't bring that sh*t
around my kids."

Yeah, and that's what a family says
education is.

The kids aren't learning
sexuality from you.

They see men and women
tonguing each other down

before they see us making out.

They're gonna learn
exactly what you said.

In school, in the world,
they're gonna see that and learn.

I'm just specifically saying
it starts at home.

- That's all I'm saying.
- Yeah, but...

but you're already...
Okay, Sean, but you're already...

I know, I'm just saying.
We're talking.

No You didn't do that.
I'm just sayin', my n*gga.

- That doesn't make any sense to me.
- Why doesn't it make sense?

Because once you send them
to school, you're socializing them.

So you already did
the home sh*t, bro.

You already did the home sh*t.

Once they're in school,
they're being socialized.

Your teacher shouldn't be telling
my child about your relationship.

No, it's not about that. But they
should be teaching your child...

And the books are crazy, like...

Johnny Suck Gerard's d*ck
in the Bathroom."

What book is that? What book is that?

I love that book! I love that book!

I love that book!
That's my favorite book.

No!

I've been trying to buy the rights
to that book for a while now.

Do you think that the black community

is uniquely h*m*?

As uniquely h*m*
as what other community?

I know how n*gg*s play, right?

So if I hear something,
I won't go like

"Oh man, that's hella h*m*,"
or "You're a bad dude." I'll be like

"All right, man, you being silly"
or "You're being funny."

Whereas a white ear
that doesn't know how we play

may hear that very same thing and go

"Oh, this person
needs to be educated."

This person doesn't quite understand

what's wrong
with what they're saying."

As a black person,
a lot of times I'm like

"Yo, I don't even feel g*y." Right?

Because what g*y culture is

feels like it has absolutely
nothing to do with me.

So it's like, I don't know,
I just like b*tches

and hanging out with my homies

'cause I don't really know
what the hell that is. Right?

And when that is happening

how does a culture or a group

really grow?

You know, I don't think
that it's just about

being white, like,
they don't think it's funny

or they think, you know,
"We have to educate somebody"

whatever,
any overreaction to anything.

I think it's about privilege.

Like, well, you know,
that's not okay because...

It's because they have power.

Do y'all believe
there is a g*y agenda?

- Like a Hollywood g*y agenda?
- Yes.

Why do you think
there's a g*y agenda?

Because they push it. They press it.

And you can't have an opinion

if it's not... if it involves g*y
or h*m* or...

you know,
I don't know all the letters.

LGB... I don't know all the letters.
LGB!

LGB!

When I say g*y agenda, though,
I feel like a lot of n*gg*s believe

there's some like, g*y Illuminati

that be make n*gg*s suck other
n*gg*s' dicks for record contracts

- and f*cking...
- I'm sure they do it.

That's what I'm saying.
You believe that?

- You believe that?
- I'm sure they try it.

- Yeah, of course.
- You believe that, bro?

Of course.

- I think some people...
- How bad do you want it?

Bro, I don't think there's any...

There's just...
there's just one Illuminati

and some n*gg*s just be g*y in it.

I feel like
we've all heard this sh*t, bro.

We've heard all the f*cking rumors.

You know,
Diddy made Al B. Sure! do this.

Jamie Foxx is having naked basketball
games in the f*cking Hills.

If a white boy go put his nuts

on another white boy's head
and laughs, you're like

"Look at them jackass n*gg*s,
whiting it up."

But if a n*gga does that

he's the gayest n*gga
that ever lived.

And it's like, maybe n*gg*s
are just getting free, bro.

There is this agenda

to paint black men specifically
as h*m*

as if they're more h*m*
than everybody else

and that is bullshit.
h*m* exists everywhere

and I don't think
it's particular to black men.

And then on top of that

when g*y people
put that sh*t around and be like

"Oh, it's this and that"

as if we don't have
our own f*cking h*m*

and our own f*cking hang-ups

and we're not in our own groups
categorizing each other

and boxing each other off.

It's bullshit! I know for myself

I am h*m* as f*ck
when it comes to certain sh*t.

That's a fact. I'm g*y as sh*t.
I can hang out with gays all day.

But if I see two studs making out

I'm like, "These n*gg*s g*y."

- Hey.
- How are you?

- What it do? Sam. Nice to meet you.
- I'm Zara.

Sam. What's going on?

If both of y'all got on fitted caps
and you go to kiss

who turns they head around?

Probably me.

I would think the person who flips
their hat is the submissive one.

I turn my hat around so that way
I can get to them lips.

She's more...
she's more like...

You know,
she's shy. She's subtle.

I'm like, "All right,
I'm about to get in."

You know what I'm saying?
You know, get in them lips.

When y'all go to the barbershop
together, who gets...

Like, who lets who go first?

Well, she usually been going first.

But I was like

"Well, I guess
I'll go first this time."

Is it, like

the gentlemanly thing to do

- to let the other one go first?
- Yeah, it's like...

I'm just trying
to figure out the dynamics.

Think of two studs.

And these n*gg*s are strapping up
and sucking each other's straps.

Come on, g*y n*gg*s.

Come on, g*y n*gg*s.
What are y'all doing?

And at any point, did you feel like

it was something
you had to, like, hide?

No. I was never ashamed of it.

So, I never really cared
what nobody thought.

I have a six-year-old daughter,
I was a pregnant stud

- went viral on Facebook.
- Pregnant stud?

You're all
the things.

Yeah, so...
I was already like...

I went viral
on Facebook.

Everybody was, like,
posting my stuff everywhere.

You're all the things
that like blow my mind.

It was just kind of like, I never
really cared what nobody think.

I was always extra g*y.

All my friends,
I have other g*y friends, studs...

they're like,
"You real g*y. You real g*y."

I'm like, "Yeah, I guess I am,
like, it is what it is."

But they always call me
the extra-g*y woman.

Were you guys always,
like, stud for stud?

Or at some point,
did like a shift happen?

So me, I'm always just...
I'm not into labels.

So, I like all woman.

Yeah, as long as
you're a female and I like you

your personality, we good.

And same for y'all,
or did a, like, switch happen?

This is my first stud.
Now, I was never opposed to it

but in my area, it was always like

"Oh, that's weird. That's g*y."
I'm like, "We all g*y."

So, you know...

For me, stud-on-stud
is my h*m* thing.

It's like, this is part of me
that I know

is completely h*m*,
but it's there.

Do y'all have any of those
type of hang-ups?

Is there a line that it hits
for y'all where you're like

"I don't know about that sh*t"?

I don't know. I don't do, you know...

I guess you could say
studs and femboys.

I just think
that's my hang-up right there.

It's just a little odd to me.

Basically, you know,
they dress like females.

There's nothing wrong with that

but, you know, they still have,
you know, certain parts.

Boom. Yes. I know exactly
what you're talking about.

It's like, where are you
living in this?

- Yeah.
- Right?

But then, in the same token

they also just doing
what the f*ck they want to do.

Right. And it's hard to just
put judgment, cast judgment, say

"This is weird,
and what we're doing is not."

So, it's like...

It's just... I always just like,
"It's not my cup of tea."

You know, to each his own,
but I don't have like...

"Oh, they're extra g*y."

When I look at them, I'm just like,
"Okay. That's y'all thing."

It is what it is.

Because I'm starting
to see everything

all the abnormal stuff.
I'm starting to see it.

Stud-on-stud, everything that
you really don't see on the daily...

Especially living in Atlanta,
we see it all, so...

I've noticed, from me dating
masculine-of-center women

that their porn level
is usually watching g*y porn.

- Y'all watch g*y porn?
- I don't. I watch straight porn.

- Really?
- The reason why...

and I'm-a tell you why.

No, she's talking about g*y-man porn.

- Yeah, g*y-man porn.
- Oh. Yes, I do.

- See there, b*tch? Okay.
- She's talking about g*y-man porn.

I don't watch girl-on-girl.
It's just so...

Okay, why?

Because it's so cliché when
you watch, like, girl-on-girl porn

it's like, I already know
what's gonna happen

so let's get straight to it.

And I don't know if a part
of, like, watching porn too, is like

seeing yourself in it

or like, "Oh, n*gga f*ck'."

You know what I'm saying?

And when you're watching, like,
two lesbians, nobody's f*cking.

It's just like, all right.

You think that the g*y-male porn,
they're f*cking how you f*ck?

I think, at least,
they're strapped, it's a d*ck.

So you're like, "All right."
And then you're like

"Damn, he f*ck' the sh*t
out that n*gga, bro."

I know that l*sbian porn bores me.

- But it's not boring to me, though.
- I'm like, "I don't care."

- It's not authentic.
- Yeah, it's not at all.

There's no emotions attached to it.

See, y'all not that g*y.

It's like the need for womanism
when there was feminism.

- You know what I'm saying?
- Exactly.

It's like we... black women
didn't feel included in feminism

so they created something that was

more centered to who they were
and what their needs were.

But then when I go to the clubs where

there is, like, black q*eers

it is very segregated in the sense
that if you are not Afrocentric...

If I walk into those clubs,
they're looking at me like

"Oh, she probably got
a white girlfriend."

- In what clubs?
- Not in Atlanta.

I'm sayin', what clubs?

- No, ma'am...
- No, ma'am.

The Atlanta n*gg*s turned on her.

You saw that turn thing?

- They sidin' up.
- Okay? Y'all stick together.

They sidin' up.

Did you see? We're from Atlanta.

Hello? No, ma'am.

Atlanta.

No, I feel what you're saying.

I haven't been able to hang out
in Atlanta in a g*y space yet.

But that's because
it's not enough room for n*gg*s.

And there's no...
Like, you think about pride

like... not Black Pride,
not Atlanta Pride, but just

- white-a*s, g*y-a*s pride.
- I don't wanna go to Pride.

Who wants to go to that?

- I don't feel welcome there.
- That's what I'm saying.

- It's not inviting.
- Let me ask y'all a question.

When y'all... when y'all go to clubs,
like, the normal clubs and sh*t

- do you feel...
- Normal club?

- I don't know...
- Straight clubs.

- Normal clubs.
- Straight clubs.

- I know what you're saying.
- If y'all go to straight clubs

do y'all feel like
people are watching y'all?

Nah.

Do you feel comfortable
in the straight clubs?

- Absolutely.
- So...

Because I get to be black.

I feel more uncomfortable
when I walk in a white g*y space

than when I walk in
a full straight-n*gga space.

The thing is, I can go into any club,
and I feel comfortable

but when y'all describe
the white club

that sh*t petrifies me.

It's like, n*gga, what?

Like, there's like...
y'all suckin' dicks on the screen?

I'm like, y'all got screens in there?

It's like, why y'all
got screens in there, n*gga?

It also makes me think of like

when you think about pride,
for example, right?

You have New York City Pride,
Pride in Atlanta.

And oftentimes
black people feel the need

to do our own separate pride.

Right? Like in Atlanta,
there's Black Pride.

- We call it Black Pride.
- Yes.

And then in the fall,
there's White Pride

where, you know,
all the white stuff happens.

If it's that separate already

how can you really include a group

that it seems like
you don't know how to reach?

But see, that's the thing.
I think part of the problem is that

one, we should have
lots of different prides

'cause I think
there needs to be that space.

Like, I love the d*ke March.

I love going to the d*ke March.
I love being with a bunch of d*kes

and making it clear,
you know, that we are women

we are women who love other women

we are more radical,
we are more progressive, whatever.

That kind of space
for my part of the community, right?

But does the March need, like

a real-n*gga pride float?
You know what I'm saying?

Because it's like the Macy Day's
Thanksgiving parade of pride, right?

I have never seen a float
that would just went by

with some thick b*tches twerking

bumping Young MA
with a bunch of black studs on it

and that be the center of pride,
or even anything I've ever seen.

I want you to come to pride
with me this year.

I invite you to be my...

my date. Not my date, really

'cause I don't think
we're each other's type, but...

No, seriously, because

there's... a q*eer black gospel choir

called Lavender Light
here in New York City.

They have one of the best

a*s-kicking floats

because they're singing
the whole way down Fifth Avenue.

Yeah, but it's like, I don't
want the choir n*gg*s, though.

I want the n*gg*s
that fight in the clubs in Atlanta.

- But they're in there, too.
- I want their float.

- Yeah, I mean...
- They're in there too.

I want... I want
what I guess is considered

the unfavorable side of it.
You know what I mean?

I feel like that part of it
is actually being isolated

and out of it,
and that contributes to, I think

black identity
not really finding an identity

within g*y identity, right?

I think about myself coming out.

It took me a long time to really
fully understand my queerness

because every representation of it
was so white.

- Didn't look like you.
- I couldn't find myself in it.

And it seemed like,
in order to be g*y

I also had to somewhat abandon
part of my black identity.

And I think that even
affects, like, black families

- and how they view it. Right?
- Yeah.

It's like, "Oh, you're g*y now?"

- "Now, not only are you..."
- It's a white thing...

- You're doing a white thing.
- Yeah.

We have a lot of work to do,
and I think it's true.

I mean, it's something
you can level at, you know

at a lot of folks is that
they're just...

just trying to get the work done
every day, you know

is hard enough.

In this intersectionality
that we're already working with

we just gotta add
some niggasectionality

- and then we doing it all.
- Right.

I feel like so many people
hear about just certain clubs.

You know what I mean? You guys...

Like, the cribs that you have are
probably private, I would say, right?

No!

These white people-clubs is like...

No... I mean like, do they
got bouncers and sh*t outside?

Yeah, n*gga.

I thought y'all was
talking about a n*gga crib.

- No!
- No?

Nah, y'all are lying, yo. Y'all lie.

It's a public club. You can get in.

Jamie Foxx is having naked basketball
games in the f*cking Hills.

A white boy go put his nuts

on another white boy's head
and laughs, you're like

"Look at them jackass n*gg*s,
whiting it up."

But if a n*gga does that

he's the gayest n*gga
that ever lived.

And it's like, maybe n*gg*s
are just getting free, bro.

Where is the space
for g*y n*gg*s to nig?

Do you think they'll let me
have my own float at pride?

It's going to have a bunch of
stripper b*tches from Houston on it.

Some dude's just hanging off the side

rolling a blunt
and just smoking blunt.

You got some twerking chicks.
and you got some twerking dudes.

No chicken, no watermelon

but Cheddar Bay Biscuits, yes.
You know what I mean?

Welcome real n*gg*s, bad b*tches

steers, q*eers, studs, and buds

to Sam Jay's Naked Niggasectionality

Basketball Tournament

and Slap-Boxing Contest.

The Slickback Booty Boys

versus Sam Jay's Ravens.

Who came to ball?

We needed a space
for y'all to do your thing

and this is it.

This is about freedom and love.

We smoking blunts

b*tches got fat asses
tucked in men's jeans.

I want that every time. Every time.

And not one of y'all
better eat a hot dog

'cause we got the Glizzy
in the building

and he gonna be on y'all.

Lotta celebrities in the building.

They slap-boxing on the side.

Let's rock and roll.

If you got the ball,
then you sh**t it.

And if he miss it, then you get it,
then you sh**t. You feel me?

And then if he misses,
someone else get it

and then sh**t it.

And that's really
how we going to play.

Let's go. Let's send 'em out there.
Let's send 'em out there.

Ravens on three. One, two, three...

- Ravens!
- We got this.

For the winner! Let's go!

This is my man
right to the basket, jumper!

No bueno.
We going all the way with it.

Outta here!

- We going over!
- sh**t it!

- Lefty! Lefty!
- Jason Collins!

Easy bucket.

Let's go!
That's what I'm talking about!

Stolen! Lay it in, lay it in!

Count it!

Pause on that.

Good D, good D. Get up!

Go! Don't drop the ball!

Come on...

Thank you! Thank you!

That's what the f*ck
I'm talking about.

Alex... Alex.

No good. Over.

Where the money reside?

Where the d*ck resides.

Let's go!

Oh, from distance! From distance!

All day!

- One more bucket, Alex.
- One more!

I don't think y'all got
seven points in y'all right now.

I need some defense!

This The Legend. The Legend...
The Trucker.

This could be it. This could be it!

Y'all saw that burn? Girl.

Over. Oh... Athletes, his cousin!

All we need is one. One.

Drink, forever, baby. Forever.

No, the Trucker, the Trucker!

Athletes, his cousin!

- Good? f*ck it.
- Are you serious?

Two-Step, they don't even
wanna give it to you. Your own team.

Count it!

Alex is making a comeback.

That's the hot dizzy!

- What you want, n*gga?
- Your boy, b*tch.

Ten to nine.

This... If he can finish them off.

No... no.

No!

f*ck!

We got ourselves
a tie ball game!

Next point wins.

I need a score.

Sam says she needs
somebody to score.

Here we go...

What the f*ck was...

This is it. Let's go, Booties!

Two-Step... Two-Step.

No, off his foot. Down Low.

Is this... Game!

We got ourselves a winner!

That's game! We got ourselves...
That's game, that's game!

We got ourselves a winner!

They did it!

Good game, baby. They did it!

The Slickback Booty Boys

are the champions.

Congratulations, fellas.

Congratulations. Way to play.

Good game, n*gga.

Tune in next week.
We have a naked slam dunk contest.

Y'all thought this was entertaining?
We're also having a bake sale.

If y'all know how to bake a cake,
come on down. Make some cookies.

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b*tch, we nothing alike

They like me 'cause I'm pretty

And I
sh*t on these b*tches, they shitty

Your n*gga, he want but can't get me

Don't f*ck with broke n*gg*s
My shoes is Balenci

Delli Boe got the club going up
On a Thursday

Beat a b*tch up on her birthday

Got your n*gga on me
Tryin' to slurp me

Suck my d*ck with no teeth
Don't hurt me

b*tch, I'm Kenn, double-N
Snatching the men

And snatching you up out your seat

So fire, b*tch, I'm burning your skin
You a three, I'm a ten

And you b*tches will always get beat

Skinny little b*tch, money been thick

Slide on a d*ck like a RipStik

I'm a snack
Everybody wanna lick this

When he see me, he gonna want me
In an instant, b*tch

Stop playin'
Tell a broke b*tch stop playin'

Not goin' if the n*gga not payin'

I'm a bad b*tch, never average

Only f*ck with grown n*gg*s
Like my name's Roxanne

Baby, quit playin'
You know I'm that b*tch

Look at my views
It's on top of the list

Hop on the d*ck
And my p*ssy it clench

Runnin' the game
While you h*s on the bench

Pop up on a b*tch
I'm poppin', b*tch

Number one, my style, they jockin' it

I'm a bottom
Ain't no n*gga toppin' it

You b*tches wack
Stop boostin' up they confidence

Wake up in the Hills
You always in the hood

The way that he eat it
I know that it's good

Cute-a*s b*tch
Wish a bum h* would

You know that I'm winnin'
Like a real n*gga should

Yeah

And tune into Paul's next week
for an episode on eatin' a*s.

Will Sam be the one eatin' a*s,
or will it be Colman Domingo?

Tune in next week, Sunday,
and you'll miss the show

'cause we air Fridays at 11.

Love y'all. Have a good night.

Real Wild Wild West-a*s n*gga.

This n*gga look like
Django's assistant.

No, he fits the motif.

Just all-out Southwest.

Southwest cowboy.

Every single black person
who exists in the world

needs a therapist.

- Yes! Yes!
- Yes, you need it, n*gga.

Yes, n*gga, you need it.

Oh my God.

This is the greatest
privilege of my life.

How long you in town, cowboy?

Brian is the best. He knew me...

he knew me when I wore
purple cargo shorts.

At my lowest. At my lowest.

- At my lowest.
- How many pockets?

A lot. And they were purple.

Y'all remember them?

Y'all remember them?
n*gga said six!