02x07 - The Scorning After

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"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Strip me naked.

I don't wanna hurt
your feelings.

I wanna be your friend.

Of course, yeah.

I'm not here
to destroy your life.

It was a mistake
----ing Sydney.

I think I friendzoned her,
is that not good enough?

I wouldn't mind giving
----ing old Alli a kiss.

It's good to see you
smiling again.

Yeah, well, I'm still
upset about my Pa.

With my Pa passing away, this
grief is building and building,

and it's quite nice to have
someone put a smile on my face.

Never gonna ----ing finish here.

Excuse me...
just take that back for me.

We didn't have our best charter,

and I think that's
reflected in the tip.

It's bullsh--.

This is Natasha's fault,
one thousand percent.

The bad news is our
next charter's tomorrow.

Mm!

Tonight is legitimately
a school night.

Ah!

Who's gonna be the one
that calls it to go to bed?

-Not me.
-Same.

It's a battle between
the three of us!

Okay, last cigarette, and
then I'm going to bed, guys.

Guys, I'm really drunk.

Last cigarette and bed.

Who would like one more shot?

Gary, get in the middle of us
and take your ----ing pants off!

[bleep] off.

I know you'd like that, but no.

Woo!

I don't think you
girls are jumping--

All right, I'm ready
to jump overboard now.

Okay, let's go.

I swear to God, I swear to God
I'll jump.

Hurry the [bleep] up!

[chattering]

Gary, get in the middle of us
and take your ----ing pants off.

[bleep] off I know you'd
like that, but no.

Woo!

I don't believe you girls
are jumping.

[laughing]

Gary, you as*h*le!

This is the reason
I never had children.

Woo!

[bleep] you Sydney.
[bleep] you.

Why, because I pushed you?

Yeah, my...

I smacked my arm so hard!

b*tch, you were gonna
jump in anyways.

You would have smacked
your a*s equally as hard,

it's not my ----ing fault.

I would have been a little
bit more prepared, okay!

Bye!

Oh!

Oh, yeah.

[bleep] off.

[laughing]

[bleep]

It is ----ing freezing.

How embarrassing!

[bleep] what are we
still doing awake?

Where the [bleep] is my phone?

There it is.
Okay, perfect.

Are we good?

Are you guys being mean to me?

What?

Okay, okay.

No, no, no, that's okay.

I'm stuck in a little bit of
a tight place here,

because Sydney does
have feelings for me,

but I don't feel the same
way for her as I do Alli.

I'm tired.

No, we're all going to bed.

I mean, she's a sweet girl, but
[bleep] what do I even do now?

I don't know.

I'll see you in,
like, 10 minutes.

No, you won't.

Could we have a bow chat?

All right.

Skinny-dipping with
the girls, bro.

I like Gary.

I'm not stupid,
I know you guys flirt.

Like, I'm not dumb.

Okay.
Oh my God.

Believe me, anything you've
felt, I've seen... please.

Mm-hmm, okay.

Well, we, like, our...

like, we flirt and
there's a chemistry there.

And then I'll be, like...

I really, really,
really like, [bleep].

That sounded really bad.

What I'm saying is, like,
do you ----ing like him?

I really don't like
him that much.

I'm...
and that's really bad.

No, it's...
[bleep]

Oh, no, it's not like
I want to like him, but I do.

Like, why the [bleep] do,
like...

Okay, you know what,
it's so not my thing anymore.

It's totally your thing.

I didn't realize that you
liked him as much as you do.

I'm so sorry if I've,
like, made you feel I...

I would never.
I would never.

-Like, I totally get it.
-I love you so much.

I'm so sorry
if I've upset you at all.

You...
no, you haven't.

Should we go wake up Gary?

No, let's just...

Just you and me.
[bleep] Gary.

Just us?

-Maybe we should go inside.
-Let's do it.

They're asleep.
Let's go.

[bleep]

Nothing.

I was told to come here,
so I did.

By who?

By Alli, to be honest with you.

Yes, yes, I know, but she
doesn't wanna [bleep] you, so...

Okay.

[snoring]

[alarm rings]

Oh, my God!

Oh!

What the [bleep] are you
doing in my bed, anyway?

Ai-yi-yi.

It's always a ----ing wreck.

I really ----ing hate myself.

I have no self-control.

It doesn't matter,
it's already done.

What did you do?

We literally just I fell asleep.

Like, I was so ----ing tired.

Just annoyed.

Because I got ----ing
woken up last night.

Wakie-wakie!

-You're actually asleep?
-Are you serious right now?

I didn't know you
were actually asleep!

Ooh!

-Get the [bleep] out!
-Sorry!

I'm ----ing pissed about it.

-Morning.
-Morning, Cap.

A beautiful day
in the neighborhood.

I don't have much sympathy
for self-inflicted wounds

like people having to work
hard with a hangover.

We're going straight
into another charter,

and they cannot be
dragging their asses.

Everyone ----ing rages and
screams their lungs off

when I'm asleep, but then as
soon as someone else is asleep,

I'm getting told
to shut the [bleep] up.

Why the [bleep] do I do
this to myself, Daisy?

You guys are all idiots.

Your gonna have the ----ing
longest day.

Do you wanna ciggy now?

Yeah, whenever you
guys are ready.

Morning.

How are you this morning?

-I'm good.
-Cool.

So, pretty wild night
for you guys last night?

Not me, I was ----ing in bed,
and then these clowns...

I hate myself.

Oh.

I was skinny-dipping
with the girls.

That was actually fun.

And then I decided to go to bed,

and I wake up with
someone next to me.

Sydney's kind of falling in
love with Gary or something.

It's only been
about three weeks.

I don't get it.
It's Gary.

I was half asleep, but
I think I did hear Alli going,

-"Go in, go in."
-Oh, really?

And then I think
that's when I woke up.

What the [bleep]?

You can't help who
you fall in love with.

[bleep] me.

Wait, do you like him that much?

Mm-hmm.

Sydney, he flirts
with me all the time.

I know.
I know, we talked.

You and I talked about it.

About him and I flirting?

I just don't want you to
feel silly later on, you know?

-No, me neither.
-Oh, great.

We should get to work.

Can you go away?

Might as well...
Oh, can we start work?

We can chat about this later.

We can chat about this later.
Can we get to work?

Excuse me, but how would
she be feeling silly

when she comes and jumps
into my bed when I'm sleeping?

You're full of sh--, Gary.

-Hey?
-You're full of sh--.

Back home in Australia,
if someone is upsetting me,

I eliminate them.

I'm pretty strong in doing that.

But in this environment,
you've gotta wake up

and go to work with them and
live with them the next day.

It's, like, there is no escape.

You ----ing say kissing
Sydney was a mistake,

and then you slept
with her last night.

Like, do you know how
that makes a girl feel?

Like, that's not fair.

Okay, I went to bed by myself.

I told her to get
the [bleep] out of my bed.

And Colin hears your voice
saying, "Go in, go in, go in."

This is ----ing bullsh--.

I don't remember this.

All I'm saying is that you
know that she likes you.

I didn't ----ing do anything!

I went to bed last night
after you girls

-were there on the aft deck.
-Don't get upset, please.

No, I'm ----ing pissed off,
because I went to bed by myself!

All right, well, go away.
I don't wanna be with...

like, around you
if you're pissed off.

This is not on, I'm sorry, and
I'm gonna have a word with her.

----ing piece of sh--.

Okay, should
we go have a quick chat?

Let's go into the bow.

----ing hell.

I went to bed alone last night,

and I wake up
with you next to me.

You didn't.

I beg your pardon?

Ugh!

Coming up...

Thanks, Diane!
Thank you, Diane!

I will not be finding the love
of my life on this boat.

If you feel like
the lean draws you to me...

It's okay, I've got shoes on.

Look at this, look at this!

-Oh!
-Ooh!

and I wake up with you
next to me.

What the [bleep] gives you
the right to think

you can just jump
in my bed at night?

I thought we had a conversation.

I also don't remember.

So, after our swim
we had last night,

And then I get into my
bed by myself,

and I wake up with
a girl next to me.

-I agree.
-That's not ----ing on.

I agree.

That is not gonna happen
again, I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Obviously, I put
myself in this situation

by hooking up with my deckhand.

But I feel I have
made it absolutely clear

to Sydney where we stand.

Don't worry about soap.

Okay.

Daisy, Gary, and Natasha,

can you guys meet me
in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting?

Copy.

Okay, guys,
this is our next charter.

Frank Martini,
he's been on board before.

The last time he
came it was all guys,

and it was like a
testosterone competition.

-Couple naughty boys!
-Ah!

I've been asking
for shrimp c*ck

for an hour and a ----ing half.

He was the most chilled
of all his buddies.

This time, joining Frank is
his four friends and his wife,

Jessica, proudly
self-acclaimed trophy wife.

His favorite cuisines are
Italian, American, and Japanese.

He's really fond of his
American-style breakfast.

It's an important
point for him.

That's something
we need to nail.

Okay, perfect.

Oh, so we've got
a vegan on board

Yeah.

On night one, Frank would
like an Italian dinner

On night two, the guests
would like a casino night,

complete with
blackjack and poker,

and also insisting that the
crew join in their festivities.

I am there.

I love gambling.

It's actually quite bad.

-Sweet.
-Yeah.

We'll try to keep them in
the water as much as possible.

-Yeah.
-Thanks, Captain.

Thank you.

Yeah, brother, that's the one.
Nice one.

Okay.

Honestly, I'm not kidding.
Like, I'm really stressed.

I'm, like, the Natasha thing,

like, has been so mean,

-and I feel really guilty.
-Yeah.

And I'm like, oh, it's just
because I was so stressed.

The timing and the
eggs Benedict,

and, like, that's
not in my nature,

to, like, throw
somebody under the bus.

But, like,
I was pretty embarrassed

about the whole thing.

It's nothing to feel
guilty about.

It's totally ----ing normal.

I know, but I think just
going forward, I'm just gonna

try and be more
constructive with Natasha.

This is how
I'm gonna go into the charter,

and it will probably come out
the total other end, because...

but yeah.

I felt a bit defeated
with the third charter,

but I've been through
harder things than this.

When I left for Europe,
my grandma had died just,

like, a few weeks before.

My grandmother was like my mom.

It's like I'm going
to start this new journey

in my life,
and I didn't have her.

I think that
was toughest for me.

Whew, like, just...

but I'm no longer
a scared girl.

I've learned I can choose
to look at the negative

out of a situation, or I can
turn it into something positive.

So, I'm ready to k*ll
the next ----ing charter.

Thank you.

Oh, this is ----ing heavy.

Oh, my God.

Hey, dude,
your n*pples are here.

Yeah, they're tweaking
your n*pples.

Let's double-check the threads.

Yeah, man,
we can make this work.

Yeah, baby.

All right, let's fix this
mother----er once and for all.

Are you sober enough to be
doing this kind of work?

Shut up.

Oof.

I'm, like ----ed-off
about Sydney.

What's gonna happen?

No, nothing.

It's my fault in the first place

for kissing her
on the first night.

I don't think
she'll do it again.

No [bleep], of course
she won't.

That's fair enough.

So, every suspect hose,
I've replaced.

There's not a ----ing
drip on that thing now.

Bro, I'm proud of myself.

Yeah, nice one.

What's wrong with you?

I don't know right now.

Okay.

It's okay, I just
really value my sleep

when I don't ever get it.

I'm sorry, I didn't actually
know you were asleep.

But, like, I didn't
really appreciate it

when you were, like [bleep] off,

because that's not okay, ever,
to say that to someone.

All right. Cool.

You don't seem
very happy with that.

Well, I said it more than once,

and you kept sitting
there an egging me on,

"Come out, come out."

All right, JL,
don't worry about it.

All right.

I'm all good.

It seems like you're
not too happy about it.

Yeah, I'm not,
because, like, I'm saying sorry,

and you're, like,
well, la, la, la.

Like, you're not...

So you want me to say sorry
for waking me up,

is that what...

No, I want you to say sorry
for telling me to [bleep] off,

because that's never okay.

Okay, well, all right, I'm sorry
for the language that I used.

Okay, thanks.

[bleep] man, feelings are
way too tight around here.

Well, there's only one cabin
to be done downstairs.

Oh, amazing.

I just wanna say to you, like,

I don't wanna have any issues.

Like, I'm really
struggling at the moment,

like, because of my Pa.

Mm-hmm.

And I'm trying to just get...

like, I just wanna
get through this charter.

And to have any,
like, negativity between,

like, us guys is actually,
like, really weighing on me.

So, I just want us
to be normal friends.

I don't want any problems.

Cool. Is that it?

Sweet.

Are you serious?

I'm dead serious, yeah.

The way you spoke to me
this morning, that's bullsh--.

And now you're spewing.

Well, this morning
she told me to [bleep] off.

But she wants JL to apologize
for him saying it.

Yeah, I know.

-Crying, now.
-Whatever.

I'm sorry, I'm not
in the wrong here.

[sobbing]

Alli, are you all good?

Oh... that interaction that
I just had

with Gary was just, like,
so ----ing uncalled for.

-Like, what...
-Don't... don't...

Don't be upset, don't be upset.

I can't... it's... I'm not
even ----ing upset about him.

Like, I can't...
like, my...

My Pa is, like--

I'm just, I'm on the brink
of tears all the time.

-Oh!
-I'm so sorry.

Don't be sorry.

I just want to get
through this charter.

I know I'll have
a moment to just...

to just cry.

Like, I just need that moment,

and I've been holding it in
and holding it in.

You've been really brave.

Gary's a real sh--head
for stirring the drama.

We have such
a long day ahead of us.

Gary can [bleep] around
in his own department,

but I don't want him ----ing
in my department...

no pun intended.

I'm totally present in today.

Okay, let's do today.

-We've got today.
-I'm really stressed out.

-We've got this.
-We're okay.

Where's you put
the open end?

That's what I needed, thank you.

Amazing.

Will you just make sure you
do the steps as well, Alli?

-Yeah.
-Brilliant, thank you.

To have a chat?
I don't like seeing you down.

I can see you're pissed off at
me, and I know you're upset.

I just, like, I've been
holding in all this grief,

and that's why having a
disagreement with you was,

like, the last thing that
I ----ing wanted

when I'm already
feeling so vulnerable.

I know, and that's why I've
actually come to speak to you,

because that was d*ck of me,
and I felt so bad.

Thanks.
Thanks for...

And I was just trying
to calm down,

because I know you're
going through

-a tough time in your life.
-Yeah.

That was out of line, for sure.

All right.

-Friends?
-Yeah, friends.

You sure, can I see that smile?

That's better.

I'm here for you if you need
it, just remember that.

All crew, all crew, everybody
ready to go in 20 minutes.

-Bye.
-Bye.

Copy.

Syd just those scuppers,
the passerelle needs one over,

and the transom door, please.

Six minutes, six minutes.

Perfect, beautiful job.

Sorry the way I spoke to you
in the morning.

It was uncalled for, regardless
of how pissed off I was.

But, I mean, in no way
last night did I think

I was inviting you to come over.

I don't have...

I don't wanna make any excuses,
so I just wanna say...

just, like, fully apologize.

There's a line
that we can't cross.

I don't... I know, I know,
I just don't want...

And that's a line that
we're not gonna cross again.

There to be... yeah.
Good.

-Happy?
-Good, yeah.

Thank you.

All crew, all crew,

let's get everyone in
the c*ck now, please.

Copy.

You ready?

-Where is the boat?
-It's in the water.

All right, let's have fun, man.

I hope they're
not ----ing dicks.

Are we all here?

-Are we besties again?
-Mm-hmm.

-Welcome back.
-Thanks.

Good to see you.

-This is my wife, Jessica.
-Hi.

Hi, Jessica, I'm Captain Glenn.

-Hi. Nice to meet you.
-This is Daisy.

Hi, I'm Daisy, nice to meet you.
You're welcome.

Hi, I'm Daisy.

Hi, Daisy.
That's my favorite flower.

Aw, thank you.

My name's Alli.

-Alli, hi.
-Hi. Frank, how are you?

-Would you like a champagne?
-Sure.

Holy sh--, this guy's tall.

You're gonna cast a shadow
over me, I love it.

So, would you like me
to take you for a tour?

-Absolutely.
-Sure.

You guys look ----ing
great in peach.

[laughing]

So, this is
the main dining area,

where you'll be having
most of your meals.

And then if you come follow me
up here to the fly bridge...

You guys, big shoulders
don't work on this boat.

Hey, Hercules, let me
take two of those.

It's really lovely to sit up
here when we're sailing.

Oh sh--, this is tight.

Are there any umbrellas
up here, no?

I'm Irish, I'm gonna sunburn
like a mother----er.

Yeah, I think you're Irish,
so, yeah, you know my problem.

Yeah.

So, this is the main salon.

Holy [bleep].

And of course you have the bar
behind you as well.

I'm sure you'll be
hanging out there.

You know us well.

We have two twin cabins,
the boys can argue over those.

And in here, we have
the master cabin.

So much room for activities.

Oh, good, we could spread out
all the luggage in here.

I kinda wanna get
into a bathing suit.

Yeah, yeah, we'll go up top.

Okay, great.

Me, too.
I'm so disappointed.

The last two guys I dated, they
were both personal trainers.

Oh, that's my type.

I like guys that look
like they're really unwell.

With, like, gaps
in their teeth, and...

Jesus!
What's wrong...

I'm attracted to,
like, weirdoes.

Usually they're
a little bit wild,

but then they turn out to be,
like, a little bit much.

And, like, silver teeth
is my favorite.

Glenn, Glenn, the engines
and generators

-are ready.
-Thank you.

Second line's off.

Go with the stroke,
JL, go with the stroke.

It's all about that
stroke game, right?

That's it, kid.

That's all lines on board.

Can I get anyone
a drink or anything?

I want a white wine spritzer.

Just kidding, I'll have
another old-fashioned.

Perfect.

If I order
a white wine spritzer,

just punch me in the face.

Okay.

Glenn, Glenn, working
on starboard now.

It's at the water line
on the port side.

Copy that, I'm coming ahead.

I'm gonna send
Alli down for an hour,

and so then you
can go down for two.

-Cheers, thank you.
-Here you go.

All right, what time
do you think you

-want dinner this evening?
-About 9:00.


I'll let the chef know.

Mm!

-Dinner at 9:00.
-Okay.

Do you want to stick
your preference sheets

up on the fridge?

Just for your benefit.

All crew, all crew,
we're gonna sail shortly.

Here we go.

We're gonna go
starboard tack first,

if somebody wants
to do the lazy.

Here we go, now it's live.

Eleven wraps.

Thank you.

Six wraps.

Hold.

-Going up.
-Ooh!

Glenn, Glenn, 10 wraps.

Hold.

We'll go a little bit just
to get the genny out.

-All right.
-We're ready to go.

Let's go sailing.

We're, like,
totally on the side.

Oh ----ing [bleep]

Sure.

Four shots of Patrón,
and what else would you like?

Okay, perfect.

That's amazing.
It is amazing.

[bleep]

-Oh, no!
-Oh, no.

-Perfect.
-Thank you so much.

Oh!
Gone.

-I'm taking another.
-Thanks, Diane!

Thank you, Diane.
Thank you, Diane.

Oh, my God, this
is the reason

why I don't date Americans.

I'm about as sure-footed
as a mountain goat.

What's your blood alcohol
level at this point, .5?

It's 36 percent.

Daisy, if you feel like
the lean draws you to me...

It's okay, I've got shoes on.

I will not be finding the love
of my life on this boat.

Look at this, look at this.

-Oh!
-Ooh!

What the [bleep]
is the matter with you?

Coming up...

Do we need anything?

Sydney is so good, I'm good.

Oh, wait, that's not Sydney,
that's Daisy.

-I knew that.
-Wow.

What an ignorant idiot.

Watch the main, we're gonna
drop those sails right now.

How are we doing here?

Do we need anything?

No, Sydney is so good, I'm good.

Oh, wait, that's not Sydney,
that's Daisy.

-Yes.
-I knew that.

-Wow.
-She's a deckhand, right?

What an ignorant idiot.

-Another meter.
-Copy.

Dude, just kidding.

And stop.

All right, do you have the time?

-Five to 7:00.
-All right, that's bedtime.

Show a little chest,
yeah, there we go.

Do you have him?

Let's go out to three shots.

Do you wanna carry on
with laundry?

Because she's gonna do service.

Mm-hmm.

Glenn, that's
three shots right there.

Okay, Gary, people can go
swimming whenever you like.

Copy, engines off.

Okay, you guys
can jump if you want.

Go, do a flip.

Woo!

Or don't do a flip.
That was pathetic.

----ing real cute.

Show me how the Irish
do it, come on.

Oh sh--, he's doing it
backwards.

There you go, there you go.

My organs are bleeding.

Whew, what a day.

I'm going down to get ready.

That's a fantastic suit.

-My wife dresses me.
-Yeah.

You're a doofus, but I love you.

Dude, I love the white pants.

Do you also get those
from your grandma?

-Yeah.
-----ing dirtbag.

The whole vibe is,
like, totally different.

Yeah, everything is,
like, crazily calm.

Yeah.

We're on top of everything.

Like, I'm hoping Natasha's
food's gonna be really nice.

You know what's my
spirit animal, is the phoenix,

because when a phoenix fall,

they come out the
ashes rising better than before.

So, now the only critique
that will come from Daisy

after this is that your
mouth could finally be shut.

Okay, I got this.

What time are you
off tonight, 11:00?

Yeah.

So, maybe just help the checks.

You don't have to work
any later than 11:00,

even if there's still
dishes to do, okay?

Okay.

Because the girls
all sleep in the day.

Yeah.

Tomorrow we need to sort
this laz out a little bit.

Yeah.

Frank, you look fresh.

Keep it tight, boys.

-That looks good.
-Are all the guests there?

They are.

Okay, can you let
Natasha know, please?

Mm-hmm.

Aiden's in my seat now.

-Yeah...
-I was front and center.

All right, we're ready
when you are.

Okay. We can do this.

----ing night shift.

Let's go, b*tches.

Wow, this is gonna be good,
this is gonna be good.

-Wow.
-Enjoy.

Wow, thank you very much.

She's got so many flavors
going on, it's crazy.

I'm already a fan,
she's excellent.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cheffy.

Dani, the master is free.

We need to make that tip, right?

That's right, baby girl.

Okay, so I will
take Aiden again.

-Ooh!
-There we go.

Wow.

This looks like an art piece.

Cheers, thank you.

The three sauces are herb,

and the white is
a roasted potato foam.

And the red is a sour cherry
and aged balsamic.

Oh, I thought it was a
mafia hit when I looked at it.

Yeah.

That looks great,
thank you very much.

You are having edamame
on squash burger with ginger.

Oh, my God.

Looks great, smells great.

It's amazing.

Next plate.

I'm gonna get full
before the end.

Take it easy, ya muppet.

I can't with this guy.

It is delicious, but I wanna
be able to eat everything.

It's a lot of food.

All right,
Gary, the hot tub is filling.

Yeah, awesome.

-All right, night.
-Night.

Okay, last course.

-Dude, I am so full.
-Me too, I am so full.

There's always
room for dessert.

-Chef is here.
-Thank you so much.

-Look at those berries.
-It is a lemon curd.

Thank you.

You'll get a bite of capers,

and if you all want
we could start

with the shot first or last...
it's Limoncello.

-Holy sh--.
-It melts in your mouth.

-Everything was delicious.
-Yes.

-We've chartered before.
-Thank you.

This is by far the best
we've had, so.

Ah, thank you very much.

-Enjoy.
-Thank you.

I'm back in my zone.

Oh, it's awesome.

The guests just said

it's the best food
they have ever had.

Wow.

So, who's responsible for
wheeling me out of this place?

Anthony, he's your bunkmate.

What?

It's gonna be Alli.

Oh ----ing hell.

When are you gonna
cause some drama, mate?

That's what I wanna know.

I think I did.

Why? What happened?

I ----ing made out with Dani.

-Did you really?
-What?

Yeah, yeah.

Yes, boy, yes,
you mother----er.

Yeah.

What, like, a little
sneaky kiss?

[bleep] off, I'm having
another cigarette.

Yes.

Are you?

I'm gonna hit
the head real quick.

This is amazing,
but I can't eat it.

Like, I'm too full.

Dandelion, this is awesome.

You guys are great.

You didn't cook it, but
you served it, it's great.

Alli, you can go to bed, and
then you'll be up for 7:00.

Are you ready for
the hot tub, Casanova?

Let me put a couple
of these in.

-Huh?
-I got the space.

Do you need a hand down here?

What's up, Gary?

Which way is the Jacuzzi,
up here?

-Upstairs, yeah.
-Cool.

I ----ing hate dishes.

I mean, yeah, we can help
the girls out, but [bleep] me.

I'm tired,
and I'm ready to go to bed.

Where's all three girls now?
I don't understand it.

Now that we're helping them,

they're never gonna
do dishes again.

Literally this morning
feels like a lifetime away.

I'll do the dishes,
don't you worry.

Yeah, feels like a long day.

I'm just gonna get pissed off if
I end up being the dishes guy.

Yeah, I didn't sign up
to be a dishwasher,

I signed up to be
a chief officer.

Yeah.

Should we lock the door so
Sydney doesn't come in tonight?

Yeah, [bleep].

Coming up...

[bleep]

JL's supposed to be doing
a full rinse-down.

Ugh, I'm not really
sure what he's doing.

[snoring]

I have some drinks for you guys.

It's a traditional
Croatian drink.

-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.

I can't drink on charter.

If you wanna help me.

I can for a little bit, yeah.

Then wash the dishes with me.

Okay.

So tomorrow, and then
we drop off the next day.

And then we can all crawl
into the ----ing fetal position

and just rock back and forth.

And just rock
ourselves to sleep.

And cry.

Seriously, that's how
I felt this morning.

I need to stop getting
so obliterated drunk.

I mean, we slept in
the guest cabin together.

But you just slept.

But there's not gonna
be any more of that happening.

I think it's best to just
not continue down that path.

Yeah.

As much fun as it is.

Things with Gary, it's just a
really sucky situation, I think.

I'm probably closest
to Gary on the boat.

Like, I work with him the most.

It hurts, you know.
It's not ideal.

I mean, you break up
with somebody

and you still have feelings
for them, it's really hard.

Like, I'm the type
of person that just, like,

likes having somebody,
like, by me.

Yeah, you need
to ----ing change that.

I know.

You need to change that.

Good night. Behave.

What?

Take it easy!

-Good night, girl.
-Good night.

No, I already picked
who I was gonna talk to.

I already knew that
from day one, actually.

Oh, did you, now?

Yeah, I did.

Night, Dani, sleep well.

Good night, boys.

I know.

I look forward to working
lates with JL.

It's like the one time that
it could be just the two of us,

and not have to hide it.

We could just be ourselves.

Ah.

Mm. Mm.

Go back to work.

It's gonna be tough
to go to work now.

[alarm rings]

Any important
information I need to know?

Nothing too crazy.

[bleep].

Ugh!

This boat is filthy.

JL's supposed to be doing a
full rinse-down

and a bunch of other stuff,

but the list
isn't getting done.

So, I'm not really
sure what he's doing.

[snoring]

So ----ing annoying.

-Morning.
-Oh, good morning.

Yeah, we could put
the NautiBuoys away.

Okay.

Oh, yummy.

If you wanna untie
that other one.

Are we good on that sheet?

Yeah, put it my end.

Yesterday was, like,
a complete shift.

Like, our service was so good,
Natasha's food was better.

I can definitely see that.

Yeah, I thought that dinner was
good, except the size portion.

She just doesn't listen to me.

And I'm, like, if I'm wrong,
I'll admit I'm wrong.

When I know something,
just trust me, I know it...

anyway.

Okay, Colin, I'll start coming
ahead so you can pick up.

-Morning.
-Hey, guys.

Hi, how are you?

Did you sleep well?

-Anchor's home.
-Copy that, thanks, mate.

-Hey.
-Morning, Sprinkles.

Is it always so quiet, the winds
over here, during the day, yeah?

Oh, those guys... please.

These guys are great, though.

Look at that outfit.

You should have warned people

with a seizure disorder
not look at it.

Yeah, yeah.

You look so pretty, yeah.

Would you like any eggs
from Natasha?

Can I have just one egg,
over-easy?

Two eggs over-easy,
and then two eggs scrambled.

Five fried eggs.

Great, I will get
that for you now.

Okay, you can drop
starboard now.

Let's go to at least three,
because you are in 30 meters.

Okay, I'll see you.

Anthony wants five fried eggs;

Jess, one egg, over-easy;

Frank, two eggs over-easy,
and two eggs scrambled.

Three shots at the water line.

Excellent.

I think the chef's
cursing at me now.

-Sorry.
-Two scrambled, two over-easy.

-Yeah.
-I have the over-easy here.

These are over-easy eggs,
you're sure?

-Yes, take it.
-Okay.

It's quite clearly
scrambled eggs.

Yes, I should put my foot down,

but she's not gonna
listen to me.

I could make her life easy.
I know the answer.

But fine, we'll do it your way.

And the toast
is coming up as well.

No. That's a scrambled egg.

Oh, you know why, because they
broke the yolk, that's why.

Yeah, but I like my yolk runny.

You gotta tell 'em.

-Daisy, I like my yolk, like...
-Not broken.

And so, like, kind of
like a fried egg...

-You flip it once, yes.
-but you flip it over, okay.

Like, I can puncture it myself.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

Here we go with another
----ing sh-- breakfast

with sh-- eggs.

Toast for Jessica.

For the over-easy,
they just want it,

like, fried and
then flipped over.

That's not over-easy.
Over-easy to me is like this.

Yeah, to me,
that's scrambled egg.

Yeah, that's the way I would
make over-easy.

That's the way you would...

Poached eggs, scrambled eggs,
over-easy eggs.

Let me make you something
to eat not ----ing eggs.

Here.

My favorite part of breakfast,
I didn't get yet... the eggs.

I'll wait two more minutes,
and then I get antsy.

Is this more what
you're thinking of?

Yes, yeah, see how it's...

-Yeah.
-Perfect.

I think she forgot about you.

She did forget about me.

I put a timer on
my watch right now.

She's probably doing it
on a single skillet.

She should have a flat-iron
grill... pop, pop, pop.

Have you seen the galley yet,
do you know?

No, I'm gonna head
down there in a little bit,

ask her what's going on.

You should go down and ask,
see what's going on.

Oh, my gosh, come on.

The eggs are the staple.

I wouldn't know,
I didn't get my eggs.

Okay, perfect.

You didn't get your eggs yet?

I think the eggs are
hatching at this point.

She forgot about you.

Now, there you go.

How's everyone doing,
can I get anyone anything?

You good, right?

-I think we're good.
-Thank you.

Perfect.

All right, I'm gonna go
put my bathing suit on.

I'll jump out as well.

Like, I'm pretty easygoing,
but I like eggs.

Like, I mean,
I eat them every day.

Such a diva.

Yeah, I did.

You know what's not gonna
change is

me giving you
that impression, probably.

Oh, sweet tube.

-Yeah, man.
-Sweet.

When you guys are ready,
you can jump on.

Ah!

Okay, you ready?

Yep, ready when you are.

If it wants to nose-dive,
just lean back.

Give it bones, bru.

Wow.

Turn sharp,

and then I'll go
straighten up,

and then speed up.

There we go.

[chuckling]

[beeping]

Colin, Colin, Daisy.

Go ahead for Colin, Dais.

Hey, an alarm just went off.

Roger-dodger.

So, would it be a problem if
we went and took a look at,

like, the galley
and stuff like that?

-Is that cool?
-Oh, definitely not.

This way is the engine room,
and that's the galley.

That's where the magic happens?

-Hey, Aiden.
-How we doing?

Thanks for letting us see.

Is this the laundry room?

Just follow me.

Well, don't fall down
the bell.

This is me and
Sydney and Alli's cabin.

I'm gonna close
this for two seconds.

Yeah.

-Go back in your hole!
-That's his hole.

And this is our laundry.

Pretty exciting stuff.

You guys got tight quarters.

Love seeing how
the other half lives.

Ugh, God, let this be over with.

-Thank you for showing us.
-Thank you, appreciate it.

You're very welcome.

[banging]

Mother----er.

[banging]

Daisy, you forgot
to let Colin out!

What?

[laughing]

I'm free!

Oh!

Did somebody lock him down?

Daisy!

-She's like...
-Oh, I'm sorry!

Poor Colin!

She's like,
"I'll come back for you."

Left me down there to die!

Sorry, Colin.

I have lots of red lipstick,
if you wanna use any of mine.

What would be
less prost*tute-like?

Well, they're both
gonna be prost*tute.

-Nice.
-But the red won't rub off.

Yeah?

No.

Yeah, sure, what time
would you like it?

Perfect.

You're welcome.

Hey, Natasha, can you
do dinner for 8:15?

No, you told me 9:00.

I know, I'm asking you
can you do dinner for 8:15?

What's the time now?

-Five past 7:00.
-Mm.

Tell me if you can't,
I can go say to them...

-No, I... no, no, I can.
-You're 100 percent sure?

Okay, grand.

If not, they will
just miss a course.

Sassy.

Hey, baby girl?

Nothing, I'm sorry.

Should we get changed
into our blacks too?

Yeah, maybe,
that's not a bad idea.

Come here.

How you doing?

I'm good.

The guests just want
dinner one hour earlier.

You can handle it, you're a pro.

Just trying to make
you feel better, you know?

I just wanna start
setting the table.

So, it's gonna be plated,
starter, forks, and knives;

main course...

Yeah, they'll be starting
off with tuna, then risotto.

Okay.

If I have the time to take
it off and do it.

Okay.

My only like
constructive criticism

is just try to keep
the portions small.

I think they felt they were...

All the portions
were small last night.

Okay.

Oh, well, I think they thought
they were quite big last night.

No, it's very small.

I'm telling you,
I'm doing this a long time.

Okay. Natasha, I'm just giving
you some positive feedback.

She's just being so
obnoxiously confident.

It's excessive, and I hate that.

Did the guests say that they
----ing over-full last night?

Who told you this?

Did the guests say this to you?

No.

I have worked in restaurant

which would
have 20-course meals.

I know the portion sizes
you need to serve the guests.

Run away.

Next on "Below
Deck Sailing Yacht"...

I'm constantly picking
up after Jean-Luc.

Sh--'s not getting
one at night.

I know you two are hooking up
in the evening.

Well, everyone knows.

Change your own department.

Don't come and [bleep]
it up with my job.

Just waiting for
your guys to come back

so we can have main course.

I'm sorry that we're not
a good chat on the table.

I don't know why everyone's so,
like, angry at us.

There are things that
really push my buttons.

Don't be like that with me
that you were with Alli.

Go [bleep] yourself.

Sydney told me how
much she likes you.

I know I'm the better catch.

Nobody clearly wants to be here.

No, Cheffy!

-[bleep] it!
-Chef!