02x08 - Cake Shock

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Previously, on "Below Deck
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[screams]

I don't believe you girls
are jumping.

What?

Sydney does have
feelings for me,

but I don't feel the same
way for her as I do Alli.

What the [bleep]
are you doing in my bed?

I went to bed alone last night,

and I wake up with
you next to me.

It's just a really
sucky situation.

You can't help
who you fall in love with.

This is our next charter,
Frank Martini.

He's been on board before.

Couple naughty boys!

-Yeah!
-Ah!

On night two...

Thanks, Diane!
Thank you, Diane.

Thank God it's a short charter.

Look at this,
look at this.

-Oh!
-Ooh!

Dani's a great kisser.

----ing...

What?

This is amazing,
but I can't eat it.

Yes, but I wanna be able
to eat everything.

Just try and keep
the portions small.

This is very small.

Okay, Natasha, I'm just giving
you some positive feedback.

No.

Cheffy woke up on
the wrong side of the bed.

I don't mind, like,
Daisy come and give me,

like, a feedback or something.

But I think the way she
deliver it is what, like, ugh.

The guests asked
for extravagance.

They're getting extravagance.

What the [bleep] do you want?

I just can't take this
sh-- right now.

Are we getting rowdy tonight?

I might have to.

I think the portions were
quite big last night.

And she's like, "It was perfect,
the guests said it was lovely,

so, you know, ----ing back off."

Mm.

I'm so sick of hearing
about how much

of an incredible chef she is.

She never welcomes feedback.

What's the sauce?

Hollandaise sauce.

He didn't say eggs Benny.
You sure he wants...

For the over-easy,
they just want it,

like, fried and
then flipped over.

That's not over-easy.

Over-easy to me is like this.

I think she's fueled
with insecurity.

Any chef would welcome feedback.

I'm so ----ing nice about it.

She thinks she's
----ing perfect.

I'm really upset.

So, what's the plan for tonight?

Same as every night...

Man, that's a sunset.

Did you put the
flag up this morning?

Yeah, I didn't do very well.

No, I'll show you how to do it,
so it's not so tight.

Regardless of, like,
what has gone down

between Gary and I, I appreciate
that he's able to slip

into that work mode
in a professional sense.

So, I put it through the cleat,
around the bottom...

And then...

...just give it some tension
around the top.

We are both adults and we can
both handle the situation.

It's hard, but I can do it.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Que pasa?

Chips.

Nice.

Mm.

Do you have a white shirt?

I'll wear the red braces.

We've gotta go down one more.

-One more.
-Right.

Natasha, guests are seated.

Copy.

Okay.

So, we have lobster
with butter sauce,

and mozzarella bruschetta
for you, Frank.

-Thank you.
-Enjoy.

Really good.

This is gonna be good.

For your next course, you
have mushroom risotto

with shaved parmesan and
finished with truffle oil.

-Delicious.
-Yeah.

-This is how risotto...
-Right.

...is supposed to taste.

Hi there, gorgeous.

Hello.

What were you talking
to Sydney about earlier?

Oh, that's good.

Yeah.

No boy is worth having
drama with my cabin mate.

I'm very emotionally aware
about how my actions

are affecting Sydney.

But at the same time, if Gary
and Sydney didn't kiss,

then I would definitely have
pursued something sooner.

It's so hard.

Alli, Alli, how are you
getting on with turn-downs?

Yay!

-Are you excited?
-I am excited, I really am.

Oh!

Gary, if you're gonna be
in here, at least do something.

-I am!
-Stop distracting her.

I was waiting there to see
how long this was gonna go on.

Alli, go back to turn-downs.

-Okay, bye.
-Okay, bye.

-You're so annoying.
-What?

I was, like, giving you
the benefit of the doubt,

and I was like, I'll wait
and see how much longer.

Especially the busiest time,

when we're doing service
and turn-downs, please.

-Ah.
-Be ----ing supportive of me.

Go, go, Daisy...

Enjoying it?

This might be the best
risotto I've had.

Oh, I'll let Natasha know.

Yeah.

It was so good.

I'm stuffed.

-Yeah.
-Natasha's great.

She's phenomenal,
and she's friendly,

and she likes what she's doing.

-Right.
-It's been the perfect charter.

Last year, I couldn't wait
to go off the boat.

Oh!

Yeah, thanks, Frank.

I think we'll
stay an extra day.

Good job.

Thank you.

They're very happy.

They keep saying,

like, we are the best crew,
and the best chef.

Would you mind setting
up the blackjack outside,

-in the c*ck?
-Mm-hmm.

Is that okay?

How do you think it's going?

A bit better.

Earlier, the tension
was really bad.

I think you're always
gonna have tension, you know,

but what's important is
you can put that aside.

Yeah.

I'm concerned any time
I see conflict,

but especially among
the department heads.

They're meant to be
setting an example

for the rest of the crew.

I don't know how long the guests
will stay happy

if these kind of tensions
start to boil over,

so I need
to keep my eye on this.

Hey, so Gary's gonna set up
the blackjack on the c*ck.

Do you wanna play?

Because you've been
really helpful.

-Okay.
-Okay, cool.

I've had a pretty long day,
but then it seems obvious to me

that if I have spare time,

that I need to apply myself
where it's needed the most.

I want good tips,
I want happy charter guests,

and I want happy crew as well.

I'm gonna go to bed
in about 10 minutes.

-Will you be okay?
-No.

I think it's time.
I need to take off this face.

Does this casino take Venmo?

Now I have to deal with
this ----ing Natasha thing.

Her confidence
is almost obnoxious.

It's like she needs
a piece of humble pie.

Why does it always
have to be such

a ----ing defensive argument?

I think she just
doesn't like me, as well.

Like, she has a chip
on her shoulder about me.

Yeah.

[groans]

You hit me with a five?

Twenty-two...
too many.

-Nice.
-Holy sh--.

Would it be awkward if we
have breakfast inside

because we're still
playing here tomorrow?

So, what's happening?

Mm, not much.

-Six.
-Six!

Ah!

Oh, wow, would you
look at that... hello.

No wonder it felt
a little breezy.

I was, like, whoa,
what's going on over here?

Got a little draft.

I do like JL more than
I anticipated to like him.

He's a very good American boy,

very respectaful...

respectable...

respect...
respectable?

Respectful, yeah.

Bust, twenty--

[shouting]

This is real blackjack.

[phone rings]

What on earth are you
still doing awake?

Ma, the...

I have the night shift,
this is how it works.

I'm gonna double down, hold on.

-Oh!
-Take one more card.

Ten, 16.

JL, JL, JL, hey,
what's your 20?

I kinda think I met someone.

Yeah, she's pretty
something else.

She's 32.

Dani Soares.

I say we raise the max bet.

We had the same hand
twice in a row.

Yo, son.
I like the way you do business.

Double one card.

-Twenty.
-Oh, wow.

I've had a pretty long day.

At this point I've been working
like 18 hours straight.

No one is really meant
to be awake

at that time of
the night, except JL.

Like, what is he doing?

I've never had a connection
with a woman as I have with her.

We have last call at 5:30 a.m.

No way.

Ah!

Look at that picture
I just sent you.

Jump overboard, Frank.

They'll never get you alive.

When you've been yachting
for as long as I have,

nothing really irritates
you more

than a crew member
that's not proactive.

I love you!

I love you too, I'll talk
to you soon, okay?

Yo...

Coming up...

I can't even leave her
on breakfast on her own.

Daisy's very much
a take-take type of person,

and she never gives.

I think we're taking
the house, boys.

Jump overboard, Frank.
They'll never get you alive.

I love you!

I love you too, I'll talk
to you soon, okay? Bye.

Yo, what are you up to?

I'm trying to wait on
these guests, man.

Frank's not here, I'm gonna
do this in Frank's honor.

I'm ----ing beat.
What, you're just sitting there?

I mean, I just need to wait
for the guests to go down.

A crew member sitting
around doing nothing

is just aggravating,

because it's just showing
a lack of team effort here.

Let's swap out, then.
No point in both of us being up.

-Okay.
-I'm gonna swap out with JL.

Oh!

Thanks, guys.

Good night, sir.

-No.
-Yeah.

Thirteen.

He's gonna bust anyway,
don't worry.

Wait, what?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, now... now were not
on a team anymore.

Somebody has a few drinks
and turns into a hypocrite.

I have to do it.

You're making it not fun.

I'm playing
my own game right now.

My money's my money.
I don't care what they have.

He's still betting $20 hands.

Shots fired!

Whoa.

Ooh, he got sour!

I don't wanna play this.

I don't wanna play
with this ----ing guy.

What up, cuz?

-Chill out.
-All right, all right.

Maybe you need to stop drinking.

Oh, my God.

You can't play cards
with the big boys

if you're gonna act like that.

I'm gonna head down.

See you in the morning,
thank you, guys.

Yeah.

All right, let's go to the bar
and get a shot, okay?

Yeah, let's ----ing do it.

We're not gonna ruin
this weekend

with a little bit of
a high-strung card game,

all right?

Yeah, I don't wanna talk to you.

What a little b*tch.

Putting other people down
is not humor, sir.

Let's go have a
private conversation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
come into the room.

Jesus!

Okay, have a good one, bro.

Remember, you wake up at 12:00.

Oh, good.

You guys have a good night.
Good night.

Yeah.

[laughing]

-I'm gonna go to bed.
-Good night.

[alarm sounds]

Not too busy, but late.

[bleep]

[snoring]

Are you doing
pancakes this morning?

Mm-hmm.

Let me know if you accidentally
make too many pancakes

and you need some
help with them.

I'm making...
I have a big bowl.

These blokes had
better not wake up early.

-Did you just pull these out?
-Yeah, I put them out.

They were in the dryer, though.

Yeah, Dani might have done it.

Oh...

Thanks, that all
I wanted to know.

-Okay.
-Thank you.

I think how you do
your job says

a lot about who you
are as a person.

I take a lot
of pride in my work.

I just wanna prove
that I'm capable of doing

this job every time I'm on deck.

It's important for me to,
like, represent women

and to eventually become
a captain in

the maritime industry,

because there's just
not that many of us.

Gary, Gary, Sydney,
meet me on the bow?

Copy, copy, on my way.

Who wound up winning
the blackjack tournament?

I don't know, I was gone to bed.

Hey, what's happening?

Absolutely nothing was done.

Nothing was detailed, and
there were towels in the dryer

that weren't folded and, like,
rolled up, and there were...

the dishes
weren't done, either.

Okay.

Like, I don't wanna tattle,
but, like, I also feel like

I just did everything that
he was supposed to ----ing do,

and like...

-And then it's hard for you...
-Two hours.

Don't worry about it,
I understand, I understand.

-That's all.
-Okay. Okay.

I'll have a word with him.

Thanks for doing
all the work, though.

Yeah, no problem.

Well, look who it is.

Like nothing happened
to him, look, look.

A lotta laughs last night.

Think we have time
for another game?

Oh.

Because sh--'s not getting done
at night on my side of it,

because I think him and Dani
have just been hooking up.

And with Sydney,
at the end of the day,

it's better when she's on days

because sh-- gets done and
I don't have to repeat myself.

-Yeah, I can't leave Alli on.
-You can't.

She... I can't even leave her
on breakfast on her own.

Oh, really? Okay.

I think it's a two-way street
for helping people out.

Daisy's very much a take,
take, take type of person,

and never give.

Well, the only thing on my part,

all I can do is speak to Dani

and make sure that
she's not distracting him.

-That's it.
-Yeah, I don't know.

Okay, well, let me just have
a little think about this.

Okay.

All right, I'm gonna go inside,
pack up a little bit,

and then I'll see
you guys shortly.

I'm gonna do the same too.

I got nowhere to be.
We're all on the same boat.

What were you talking
to Daisy about?

But, um,

you want me
to stop coming in here

and distracting you,
just tell me.

Yeah, no.

No, you're not.

You're being very helpful.

Gary, stop!

God! I'm going to k*ll you!

Shh! Shh!

The irony is palpitating.

Talk to her on her break!

-Coming up...
-Where the [bleep] is JL?

JL, it's drop-off day,
so wake-up is noon.

You gotta say it with
a more upbeat tone.

"We could really use your help."

How we doing, Glenn?

Good, man. Think we're gonna
get going pretty soon.

-All right, cheers, thanks.
-Thank you.

If I turn this,
is that gonna turn the boat?

Mm-hmm.

...and chocolates.

What I'm creating today is
a painting that you can eat.

I can't mess this up,

because the last thing I want
is any ----ing constructive

----ing criticism
from Daisy, okay?

Ooh!

Oh, what am I doing here?

We need more sleep.

Who, you or me?

You.

You want me to do that
so you can manhandle it?

Yeah.

Definitely need a coffee.

Oh, shut up, he's doing
his job just fine.

Where the [bleep] is JL?

How many times do I have
to tell him on drop-off day,

you wake up at 12:00?

And he's definitely
been there at least

once or twice for those.

Yeah, can you go wake him up?

Okay.

♪ Ugh, I'm losing my patience ♪

JL?

It's drop-off day,
so wake-up is noon.

Oh.

Let's start picking
up immediately.

Okay, I'm on it.

-Anchor's home, anchor's home.
-Copy that.

Coming ahead, coming ahead.

...but, like, obviously
I know you two

are hooking up in the evening...
well, everyone knows.

But is he...

Well, whatever.

He is doing his job.

-Is he?
-Yeah.

Ugh.

Honestly, Gary,
I am getting my job done,

so I'm not the reason
he's not getting his job done.

That's not my problem,
that's not my fault.

Change your own department,

don't come and [bleep] it up
with my job.

I know.

What the [bleep] are you doing?

Supposed to be up at 12:00,
you know that?

Yeah, I completely...

Can you get dock lines
ready, please?

The vicious cycle
of Jean Luc is, like,

he doesn't know what to do,
so I tell him what to do.

But he doesn't listen, and
then he doesn't know what to do.

Oh, my God, I keep going around.

I mean ----ing, I was
coming up through the ranks,

I listened to my superiors.

I'm just tired
of repeating myself.

Thank you.

I spoke to Dani and she was
like, "I promise you, like,

And, like, to be honest,
I trust Dani.

Like, she's pretty
good at her job,

and I don't think
she'd lie to me.

I know how frustrated you are.

Mm-hmm.

But I think at this stage,
all you can do

is encourage rather
than get annoyed.

Ow, oh, my God, that hurt,
[bleep].

Oh, boy.

Lot of stuff to pack.

Dropping port.

Fifteen to the dock line, 15.

That's all lines ashore.

Excellent, main engine off.

Whew.

What are you guys
doing to that table?

That's for dessert.

Wait, what?
We're not done?

Okay.

What is that?

It's, like, a live
thing she's doing.

Okay.

-You all ready?
-Yeah.

It's a team approach.

One wrong move, somebody can
get splashed with chocolate.

So, we have
a dark chocolate sauce,

we have a caramel sauce,
a white chocolate sauce,

crème brûlée bananas,
fresh berries,

and this is a chocolate mousse
with Bailey's inside.

-Looks beautiful.
-I love it.

Thank you, Natasha.

Gotta take a picture of that.

So, we have some cutlery here.

You like?

It's interesting.
It's like art.

Oh, wow, that's awesome.

Mm.

-Delicious.
-You k*lled it.

Okay, Daisy, you obviously have
no idea what I'm capable of.

Very good.

I know how to make
----ing desserts.

So we've gotta do dishes,

but the girls can stand
there watching us do this.

It's not a fair world, right?

Sure isn't, eh?

-Aiden?
-Oh!

It's a gift.

All crew, all crew, guests
are getting ready to depart.

Can we get everybody
on the dock?

Yeah, copy that.

Daisy and myself at the end.

-Thank you so much.
-Oh, my God.

I'll see you
in Panama next week.

Yeah, for sure.

-Bring it in.
-Cheers.

-Thanks for having us back.
-Ah!

-It was an amazing charter.
-Any time.

And you have assembled a
great crew from top to bottom.

But we think Natasha deserves
a separate mention...

she was phenomenal.

This is for the crew,
I appreciate everything.

-Oh.
-Thank you so much.

All right, thank you...
thank you very much.

All right, good to see you.

Have a safe trip home,
thank you very much.

-Bye, guys.
-Bye-bye, thank you.

-Bye!
-Thank you!

Hey, Natasha.

Hey, Tashy, baby girl.

-Oh, they're tickling me!
-Picked it up.

I know, can't
say anything, yeah.

Glenn, are you happy to see us,
or what's that in your pocket?

Okay, quit monkeying around.

Come on, come on, now.

-Woohoo!
-Great success.

What do you want to do
with these sauces?

Oh, just get rid of everything.

That looks gross.

Yep, it's all over me,
whatever it was.

All crew, all crew,
can I get everybody together

in the saloon for
a charter tip meeting?

Copy from the deck team,
copy from the deck team.

I'm so sore.

Okay, the guests left happy,

and that's the most
important part, right?

So, I think
we really pulled it off.

But I also sense
some tensions rising.

What was the problem
yesterday with breakfast?

Oh, with the...

-Eggs?
-With her eggs?

Eggs or something?

Yeah, she asked for over-easy,

but they weren't, so she
just sent it back...

No, she...
I didn't make her eggs.

-You came and tell me...
-No, you did.

What happened?

That doesn't look like
an over-easy egg.

No, that's a scrambled egg.

-She said it's...
-She don't want...

It's not over-easy,
I don't like it like that.

-She wanted fried.
-I like it...

I didn't do her order yet.

There's no humility,
there's no humble pie.

We have to communicate better,

because that is the difference
between a great charter

and a sh-- charter.

What was the problem
yesterday with breakfast?

She asked for over-easy,
but they weren't,

-so she just sent it back.
-Mm-hmm.

No, she... I didn't make her
eggs. You came and tell me...

-No, you did.
-She said, is...

-is that... over-easy?
-She don't want...

I don't like it like that.

She wanted fried, I didn't
do her order yet.

And did she get
fried eggs in the end?

No, no, she got exactly
what she wanted.

-Yeah, she got the over-easy.
-Okay.

Breakfast has been a point
of contention

between Daisy and Natasha
this season, so clearly,

there's a bigger issue
that has to be addressed.

If we're not communicating,

we're not gonna be able
to offer the best service.

So, focus on the job at hand,

don't lose sight of the goal,

and finish the rest
of the season

as good as we started, okay?

So, even though I see some
cracks in the communication,

you didn't let it show
in front of the guests.

They truly enjoyed
their experience,

and it shows in the tip.

It's $23,000.

Whoa.

Which is a little more
than 2,500 per person.

Whoa!

Everyone's very animated when
I start talking about tip money.

I was, like, yeah, baby.

I love it.

I would make you eat
your ----ing words, Daisy.

[cackles]

To celebrate, I have
secured a restaurant

that will be open just for us.

Off the boat?

Yeah, so have a great night.

You guys earned it.

-Thank you, Glenn.
-Thank you.

-Woohoo!
-Woo!

Okay, let's get everyone
back to work.

So, what do we have to do?

Cushion covers.

Cushion covers, I'm on it.

You finish the dishes,
I'll dry, and then we're done.

Sweet, that's us done, guys.

Good lord.

I cannot wait
to get off the boat.

Okay, I am done.

Girl, you have too many options.

I know!

What should I wear?

Ooh! Hoo-hoo!

Who's "wooing" out there?

I don't know, I heard
that too.

Woohoo, that's a vibe.

Here we go, hello.

Dani, you look so sexy.

That's my goal in life.

All right, all right, all right.

Three musketeers, we're gonna be
up latest tonight.

No, we're not.

JL, do you know
that Dani's my fiancé?

Whoa, I have two women
in my life now.

No, no, no, you're only
allowed to have me.

Whoa... oh, okay.

I'm coming with you.

Yeah, cute.

-This is us.
-Ah-ha.

You wanna go in the back
or the front, Dais?

Oh, my God, it's so nice.

Oh, you can go
in the back, Gary.

Okay.

----ing stay out of
the laundry room.

This is an appropriate
time to chat.

I'm with two different
girls than I normally am with.

This is my crew.

I think we three get along
the best out of the girls, yeah.

Yeah, I think so too.

Who gets the two best friends
and the two best friends?

Alli and Daisy are
the dress up girls.

I feel like they like to stir
a lot of sh--.

Yeah, they are gossipers.

Can't get too drunk, going down
here is gonna make me dizzy,

all of these turns.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God,
I'm so scared to walk here.

Oh, look at the view, guys.

It's so beautiful!

-Oh, my God!
-It's so nice!

Yeah, this is gorgeous.

Bro, look at the sunset.

Ooh!

To another great charter.

To that ----ing $2,500 tip!

Woohoo!

I'm happy to be out
with my crew,

but I'd rather be hanging
out with Dani alone.

-Yeah, you?
-Mm-hmm.

I haven't had a
serious relationship, really,

ever, but you can
definitely tell

that there's something there.

The sparkle in her eye, or the
smile on me from ear to ear.

You know, my mom
is my biggest critic

when it comes to women,

so if she's giving me
the go-ahead, whew.

Look at this decoration, guys.

What happens after five years?

Five years!

Yeah.

I've seen yours,
and it's not far off,

-so I'd be quiet about that.
-Ah!

It's funny why chicks
keep coming back.

All right, yes.

Vamanos!

-Wow.
-Oh, my God!

This is so romantic.

Can I get another
whiskey, please?

-Yeah...
-Oh!

Someone wants to get
laid tonight.

Ah [bleep]!

Cancel that order, mate!

Last time JL drank
a lot of whiskey,

he just ----ing became a plant.

He's not with us at the moment.

He's absolutely in
another dimension.

Jack Daniels [bleep] you up.

[laughing]

Hooking up with me is
something you wanna remember,

so don't get too drunk for it.

Oh, wow.
Look at that.

-Bon appétit.
-Merci.

Bon appétit.

That's delicious, guys.

Is it, eh?
[bleep] if it's good, eh?

It's what cool people do.

That's why you didn't
know, yeah, exactly.

I'm gonna go smoke.
I'm gonna steal a cigarette.

Because you guys are eating!

We're being respectful.

The nonsmokers,
excluded from the group.

Look at the moon's
reflection on the water.

That's beautiful.

It's like a toenail.

Ruined it!

It really is.

They have to be exclusive,
it's fine.

Everything I say
to you ----ing goes in one ear

and out the other.

That is true.

That is true,
you never listen to her.

Did you just ditch that?

No, I just put it there
for later.

Gary, you all think
you could come back

to the table so we
can eat dinner?

Yeah, we should...

Just waiting for you guys
to come back

so we can have
main course, so...

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

No, I mean, you guys went
for a cigarette,

and you stayed there
forever, so.

Sorry.

We didn't know that...
we didn't know that everyone...

-Sorry, we didn't know.
-...was waiting for us.

Oh, well, great, I'm sorry
that we're not a good chat

on the table, but we
need to eat, so...

All right, Dani.

It's, like...

I'm glad you think like that.

We're genuinely saying sorry.

I don't know why everyone's
so, like, angry at us.

Should we go for
another cigarette?

Yeah, yeah, let's do it.

Let's... let's...

There are things that
really push my buttons,

and being disrespectful
is one of them.

How many times did we say sorry?

I'm gonna smoke.

I'm sorry.

-Who's upset?
-Okay.

What the [bleep]
is their problem?

You don't wanna be with us?

Didn't your mom teach you
manners at home?

Everybody wants this to be,
like, a big, like, family meal,

and then you just, like...

Sorry, where's the waiter?

Because that's gonna
make everything better.

Yes.

The hardest liquor you
mother----ers have got.

What the [bleep]
is their problem?

You guys ----ing go and
you do your cigarette thing,

and you exclude everybody else.

You exclude the three of us.

Well, then start
----ing smoking.

I'm not ----ing
start smoking.

-Well, then--
-Sydney, sorry.

I'm gonna smoke.

How many times do you
want us to say sorry?

All you have to do is just say,

"Hey, come on,
sit down, we're waiting."

Sorry! Sorry!

You just asked me to explain,
so I'm ----ing explaining.

You don't just keep
saying sorry, you asked me to

----ing explain,
I'm gonna explain.

It's the dumbest thing
I've ever argued over.

I think you've made your point.

We can let it go now.

Alli.

Well, anyway.

Everything's good.

Hey, how's the tumbleweed
running across the table?

We're getting shots
to make it better.

I'm not having shots.

Well, then I'll have your shots.

Did you just pull that out
of the ----ing ocean?

Jesus.

I've never seen a ----ing
lobster that big in my life.

Take a photo with it.

-Yeah.
-Oh, wow.

Do we know we've got
a vegetarian here?

You know that, yeah, okay.

Thank you.

Alli, come and sit here.

Let me put this back.

Who wants lobster?

I'll have some of that fish.

Hand me over your...

You're trying to
feel my muscles.

What muscles?

What...

Why are you trying
to be like a lobster?

Yeah.

You guys, I've got a toast.

To us, and never
having a disagreement

or an argument, ever.

I think I can drink to that.

No, I've got a toast.

Here's to having a disagreement
and an argument,

but knowing we all love
each other at the end of it.

And getting over it in the end.
There we go.

-Cheers!
-Yeah, cheers.

Much more realistic.

Ugh!

Colin, Daisy?

Suck it in.

I'm so irritated right now.

Shut up.
Shut up, Gary.

Eat.

You okay, Sydney?

Guess it's just three of us...
threesome.

No, I don't share, b*tch.

Are you okay?

No, I just feel like
I was very attacked,

but I was just
----ing like, berated, dude.

Like, was I not?

No, no, no, it was,
it was way too heated.

I take it personally
against Alli,

because we're supposed
to be friends.

Yeah, and that's what I mean.

Like...

Like, that's why
I was like, Alli, stop.

We should have stayed
on the yacht.

Why do you say that?

During a crew dinner,
that's the thing... crew dinner.

I'll tell you the truth,
I like you,

and I've never met a
girl that makes me laugh

as much as you do.

Hey!

Besides for Colin.

There's chemistry
between Alli and I.

She's interesting to talk to,
she's pretty,

I mean, every day she just
puts a smile on my face.

I reckon if we were
in a relationship,

it would be like, "No, you put
down the phone first,"

"No, you put down
the phone first."

I think Gary's trying to
work some magic over there.

Yeah.

That's what I think.

Oh, you wanna hold my hand?

No, I don't wanna hold your
hand, I want to the lighter.

Get off me!

Ah!

Even now, I still
don't know, like...

like, between me and Gary,

like, there's just
so much weird sh--.

It sucks, it sucks.

I don't need boys
to make me happy.

That's why I don't understand,
like,

why I am the way
I am with Gary.

Sydney, you're super gorgeous.

Right.

You're amazing at your job.

Stop.

-No.
-No?

We ready for dessert,
if there's a dessert.

Okay.

Just bring...
just bring for us.

Whoever's not here,
we don't care.

Thank you.

I thought we had
a little connection.

Of course we do, but...

Oh, God.

Okay.

Oh, Gary.

There he is!

Do you mind if I smoke
at the table, guys?

Well, you've been for two
hours smoking there,

you may as well continue.

Oh.

-Dani.
-You okay?

I'm fine!

Why did you go, like, "waugh?"

Because why are you
still saying that?

Why are you getting
so worked up right now?

Because you just, like,
had another dig then.

It was with you,
it was with Gary.

We joke all the time.

Why are you getting
so worked up about it?

Okay, if you're not adult
to talk, Alli, that's okay.

Maybe you should go there
and comfort her.

Mm-mmm.

Don't be like that with me
that you were with Alli, okay?

I don't take that sh--.

Go [bleep] yourself.

Whoa, drunk Dani's
coming out, I reckon.

I'm ----ing joking with him!

Where's the popcorn?

Cheers.

This sounds ----ing horrible,

but, like, I know
I'm the better catch.

Like, I know.

If he, like,
wrote it down on paper...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then, like, theoretically,
like, I'm the better fit.

I think Sydney is obsessed
about the fact

that somebody picked
somebody else over her.

And for what? Gary?

Who, you know,
is kind of funny?

Like, I don't get it.

-Hey.
-Hi.

Just had it out
with Dani, and...

Oh, God, what happened?

Because we went and
had a cigarette again,

and then when we got back to
the table, she had another dig.

It was just...
did not go well.

So, I just got up and left.

Like, I don't wanna be at
this ----ing dinner anymore.

It's sh--.

Ooh, put that
for me, right here.

Hey!

-Right here, right here.
-Woo!

It's Parsifal!

Parsifal, that's three sails,
bro, that's ----ing...

There's Dani and JL
in the Jacuzzi!

Oh, shut up.

Hey, listen...

This is incredible.

Okay, I'm getting
a knife for that.

Nobody clearly wants to be here.

Why can't we enjoy the moment?

-No, Cheffy!
-[bleep] it.

Cheffy, Cheffy...

This is Titanic.

What's wrong with this woman?

-Jesus Christ.
-Woo!

Nobody clearly want to be here.

Why can't we enjoy the moment?

-No, Cheffy!
-[bleep] it.

Cheffy, Cheffy...

Oh!

Girl, what are you doing?

Mm!

It's safe to say that this
dinner has gone t*ts up.

Open your mouth, ah!

No, put it here.

You guys aren't allowed
to drink ever again.

Well, let's be like
a tree and leave.

Everybody left,
so we can all go.

I'm gonna go find the drama.

Go in, JL, your woman wants you.

This car is the drama-free car.

-Exactly.
-We're all happy.

Um, Colin, mm...

You just can't get to know him,
he's just so closed off.

Sorry.

-Aw!
-Southern man!

Ma'am, I'm gonna need to
put you in some handcuffs.

-Ooh!
-Whoa!

Please do!

-Oh, that's me!
-Oh sh--!

[laughing]

All right, here we go!

-Whoa!
-Ow!

[bleep]

Oh, my God.

I know, baby girl, I know.

Walk, walk.

I'm gonna tell you what...

Dinner was a complete
sh---show.

What a night.

Should we jump in?

It might not be
that comfortable, but...

Headfirst?

What a sh--ty a*s situation.

I know.

[chuckling]

Why do I hang out with you?

-You all right?
-Mm-hmm.

You were a little
bit upset earlier.

I was.

Mm.

Yeah, you should.

I'm way more drunk
than I thought I was.

Where'd Daisy go?

She went to bed.

Ow!

Yeah, thank you.

Nice to meet you.

I mean, not me,
but everyone else.

Ah, um...

Yeah, okay.

-Enjoy.
-Thanks. Bye!

I'm doing a workout tomorrow.
Sydney, are you in?

Yeah, I mean, I can ----ing
beat you in a workout for sure,

but...

Wait, beat me?

We're not competing.

It's a workout.

Since when is this
a ----ing competition.

A workout, take it easy.

Oh, yeah.

I'm so glad that everyone's
last man standing tonight,

and it's not just me
and Sydney and Gary.

We're always
the last man standing.

Colin is last man standing!

-Yeah!
-Cheers, mate!

The ideal ending for
this dramatic night

would be some nice little
kisses and cuddles.

I'm not sure how this height
difference is gonna work,

but I'm looking forward
to find out.

-Cheers!
-My beer's empty!

-Mine's...
-I...

-Go get another one, then.
-Yeah, I don't have one.

Get another one, come on.

Don't both of you go and carry
them up with the ----ing...

No, we're not gonna carry
anything with a tray anymore.

Sydney, put yourself in
the interior,

and that's what
I'm dealing with right now,

and it's ----ing hard.

Okay, I'm sorry,
but I don't feel sorry for you.

Oh, my God.

Whoa!

-Wow!
-Savage!

No, because you're just
----ing asleep half the time.

Me?

All of you!

I... what?

You b*tches never ----ing
help out on deck.

-No--
-Oh, my God!

-Oh, the truth comes out...
-You did not just go there.

-...when we've had a few drinks.
-Sorry.

What the hell just happened?

I don't know what's
gotten into Sydney.

Oh, actually,
no, I do... alcohol.

I feel really weird.
I wanna go to bed.

No, man, don't be silly.

Shut up!
Stop being mean.

What the hell?

Drunk Sydney is ----ing scary.

I'm going to bed.

I know when I'm being a b*tch,

and I know when
I'm just kidding with people.

And I'm, like, literally
----ing with her.

This situation's not
gonna end well for anyone.

Why is this girl doing this?

I'm so proud of myself.

-This is your fault.
-It is my fault.

Next, on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"...

I'm keeping you on nights
for this trip,

because this sh-- is not
getting done, and it's just...

it's tiring repeating myself.

Go for JL.

Daisy asked if you can bring up
four bottles of water.

Yeah, copy that, I'm just
finishing up now my dinner.

You can take your time.

JL doesn't give a [bleep].

Are you gonna cry?

Maybe.

I feel a lot of pressure
being 32,

and I really wanna get married
and I really wanna have kids.

And I'm hooking up with
a 24-year-old boy.

What am I doing with my life?

Can we get some fenders up?

Glenn doesn't have much control
over what the boat's doing.

We're far too close.

It's chaos.

I'm gonna fire up.

I'm gonna take up
on this anchor.

You can't!