02x15 - Sexual Heeling

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Previously on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

I am starving,
I haven't even had lunch.

I cannot finish cook
everything at the same time.

I tried to let her
do her own thing,

and it's still not working.

I don't know how
to make this better.

I'm just so ----ing
over it.

One more charter of the season
to go,

but I'm starting to see
a few cracks in the process.

Me, you, Natasha and Gary

could sit down
before the next charter

and just try to have
a little pep talk.

He's in love.

You're going to break
you little boy's heart.

No, he's never been in love.
He's not in love.

What me and you have
is something very special.

I mean, I can't help but say
I do have feelings for you.

I just don't know
what to do.

I do like you
as a person.

I found out that you
and Sydney had sex.

This is so
inappropriate.

[laughing]

She's hurt me so badly,
like, playing with my feelings.

Gary doesn't think
with his big head,

he thinks with
his little head.

Don't [bleep] Sydney.

Dickhead, if you like Alli,
don't [bleep] Sydney.

That's all I'm gonna say.

Well, I'm already
going to ----ing pump Sydney.

-You've already decided?
-Yeah.

-[bleep] it, whatever.
-You're a ----ing idiot.

If you did want
a relationship

and if you did want to start
taking this somewhere,

I would be
completely open to that.

I just don't want
to hurt you.

Or hurt me.

We're going to take things
the way we're taking them

and we'll see what happens,
like, day by day.

Thank you!

Am I better when
I'm drunk or sober?

Drunk.

I'm not flirting,
you're flirting. Not me.

Maybe it's me.

Oh, [bleep].

Guys, to being yourselves
and not giving a [bleep].

[laughing]

All right, guys,
I think we have to motor.

-[bleep]'s sake.
-[bleep]'s sake.

Yeah, I know.

I want to sit
next to you.

Are you drunk?

You are drunk.

How would you feel
if somebody came into--

Ah, [bleep].

What have I got
myself into?

Have I made the right
choice here?

Bye forever.

-For whom?
-Not for me.

-Who's horny?
-[bleep].

Me!

Who else thinks Daisy
need to just get ----ed?

[screaming]



'Cause I'm gorgeous.

Daisy needs to get laid!

-Get out, get out.
-Get out, get out.

Daisy does need
to get laid.

[laughing]

-Who's getting drinks?
-Me.

So are we going to
hook up tonight or not?

-No.
-Really?

-Not.
-Not even a kiss, okay.

My ----ing fenders
aren't doing too good.

No it doesn't.

Well, of course it does.

Why?

[bleep] why would you
say sh-- like--

Actually, [bleep].

Are you getting angry?

I'm getting even.

It's okay.
I will stay out and get drunk.

Please do.

I would like a shot, please.

[chuckling]

I just put drinks
down my throat.

-What's going on?
-Ow!

-Are you not coming outside?
-Uh-uh.

Shot, shot, shot,
shot, shot.

Yo, b*tches,
get your shots.

p*ssy power!

-p*ssy power!
-Woo!

Shh!

[yawns]

Come on.

Are you gonna get
in the hot tub?

Anybody going to get
in the hot tub?

-I'll go in the hot tub.
-[phone ringing]

-I'll be back.
-Dani, what are you doing?

I'm getting in the hot tub.

Daisy!

Is it warm enough
for us, Dais? Oh, yes.

Daisy, you've got
a good body, girl.

Oh, that's so nice.

That's so sweet.

Daisy, if I told you
you have a good body,

would you hold it against me?

No!

[laughing]

I'm going to bed.

It is warm,
it feels nice.

I would get in but
I don't have a bra on.

Let's go skinny dipping.

I mean, you guys have
both seen me naked.

So I'm not like thinking...

[bleep]

-Hey.
-What's happening?

What are you eating?
Give me some.

Potatoes.

Let's go smoke a cigarette
and take shots, let's do that.

That's way more fun,
come on.

I need a top.

If you find a top,
please bring it to me.

-Okay.
-Anyway...

-Don't touch me there.
-I won't.

Daisy needs to get laid!

[laughing]

You can talk to me,
like, we're friends.

Apart from everything
else, we are friends. Yeah?

I would think so, yeah.

I want to go in
the hot tub, actually.

Yeah, let's go.

-I need to put something on.
-Oh, sh--.

[laughing]

Like, I do like you and I do
think you're a good person.

Like, I can't help but like you

and I ----ing hate myself
for it.

I'm sitting in a tub
with a pretty lady

that's got no top on,

and I don't know how
to deal with it.

Do I wanna [bleep]?

I'm not going to say
no to having sex.

I probably should.

Do you have cigarettes?

Yeah, I brought
a whole box.

Daisy, did you
find me a top?

That was not my mission.

My mission was to
get those two up here.

How did you get topless?

I never was wearing a bra.

What the [bleep]?

Should I feel weird about
the fact that

she's sitting in there
topless with him?

Were her t*tties out?

Yeah.

Pretty sure I saw
her t*tties.

Her t*tties are out.

Alli.

I told her to get
topless in the jacuzzi,

I was there, I told her to.
Swear to God.

Can we like be
in reality for a second?

They had sex, what,
----ing two weeks ago?

I'm so sorry, and
that's why I feel bad.

I didn't think about it.

She thought I got you
naked in the jacuzzi.

That's the whole...
what it boils down to.

Alli, I promise you
it wasn't weird

when you saw
the situation.

The three of us were
in the hot tube and I said

I'm going to get
the other two and

they were like, please...

-It's kinda weird.
-Stop!

He's still sitting there!

I still think
it's kinda weird!

Thank you!

All right, all right,
you know what?

I'm just gonna... I'm gonna
talk to Gary about it.

Yes, can you get top...

I'm not getting topless!

Gary come here.

Okay. Never tell...

Who cares if she's topless?

I don't know why--

And meanwhile, meanwhile
she's still topless.

Stop!
----ing stop!

This conversation is so weird.

No, we're like...

She didn't have a top
on in the first place.

Oh my God!

[laughing]

What the hell?
All I have done

is try and do the right thing,

and I ----ing walk up there,

and you're sitting in
the hot tub alone with her,

with her top off.

Get a ----ing grip, Gary!

You ----ing should have
learned your lesson by now!

You ----ed Sydney,
and humiliated her.

Bye.

And then you've put me
in this situation

where I am
feeling uncomfortable

and you're going to
----ing walk away?

I am because I'm not
doing anything.

I was always at the opposite
side of the hot tub.

If you walk away...

She was topless, I can't
do anything about it.

If you walk away, then you
are literally the biggest

----ing coward ever.

I didn't ask her to be topless,

she didn't have a top on
in the first place.

And Daisy--

If you ----ing dare
walk away right now, Gary,

I'm giving you a chance
to have a ----ing conversation.

She's just saying at me
for some reason

because she thinks I got you
topless in the jacuzzi.

No, it was Daisy who got me
topless in the jacuzzi.

For once I'm in the right.

But I'm in the wrong.

[sighs]

Let me ----ing have
my say right now

because I ----ing
told you, Gary,

I'm ----ing pissed off now

and I have not gotten angry.

I have not gotten angry
once at you,

and I ----ing told you
that I like you,

and you're ----ing sitting
in the hot tub topless with her.

I was away
for ----ing five minutes.

[bleep] you for walking
off on me.

-Alli, Alli!
-You deserve this.

-Alli, Alli.
-[bleep] you, Gary.

You're an idiot.
And [bleep] you, too, Sydney.

This is all your
----ing doing, Gary.

I ----ing told you
that I like you

and you're ----ing
sitting in the hot tub

topless with her!

I was away for ----ing
five minutes!

[bleep] you for walking off.

And [bleep] you,
too, Sydney.

I feel so disrespected.

[bleep] you, Gary.
You're an idiot.

You're a ----ing idiot.

And [bleep] you too, Sydney.

How is that ----ing okay?

Think about my feelings
for one second!

All I've done is think
about your feelings.

I look like a ----ing idiot.

Well, I'm just ----ing...

Bro, I'm just ----ing...
Like talk to me

----ing for once,
talk to me

like on a one on one level.

Emotions generally
aren't rational,

so like I can't blame
her for that.

But also, like, that means
maybe you should have

a little bit more sympathy
for what I went through?

Don't think you do, though,

so I'm going to choose to
not have any sympathy either.

How ----ing dare he?

Like, hello.

I'm going to go away.

Where are you going?
No, you're not.

I came to defuse
the situation.

You...

You fueled the situation.

And now I feel like
the biggest ----ing idiot.

Go talk to him if
you want to, shout at him.

Yell at him,
feel your feelings.

-You okay?
-I'm so ----ing embarrassed?

But you do know
that that was me.

-Want to go listen?
-Sure.

I doesn't matter if you
told her to get naked.

Because you should have ----ing
learned your lesson by now.

What lesson? I wasn't doing
anything in the Jacuzzi.

How is that appropriate?

This is so unfair because

I'm the one that had
to breakup with him,

I'm the one that
had to hurt him,

and I'm hurting, too.

What if Daisy was the one
sitting topless?

Talk to me like a real person,
don't yell at me

from across the ----ing room.

Just chill the [bleep] out.

I'm trying to clean
up a little bit.

Oh my God, if I was Alli I would
have k*lled Sydney and Gary.

And I would spend the rest
of my life in Croatian jail.

[chuckles]

We'll let them be.

And tomorrow
we hear the "gos."

Go to bed, go to sleep.

I'm trying to give you
space after we spoke about it.

And then when I give you space,
you get angry at me

because I'm not loving you.

It's like ----ing hell.

But right now you're
leaving me very confused.

When I feel I'm getting blamed
for something

I don't think I'm in
the wrong for,

I'm not just going to
sit there and let someone

degrade me.

What gives her the right
to speak to me like that?

It hurts.
It really hurts.

I'm definitely still drunk.

[laughing]

You went to bed
so early last night.

Yeah, I know.

Oof.

My word.

I'm good.

That's a wall.

How much time do you think
you guys are gonna need

to finish everything
you guys have to do?

Okay.

After this season is done,
we've still got a lot of stuff

to fix up, as you always
do on a boat like this.

Obviously, we've got to
fix the transom properly.

So as soon as we're done here,

I've got take
Parsifal back to Palma

to get all of our out of
season projects finished.

Once the charter's finished,

we plan to leave within
two or three days.

Cool?

That'll be the plan.

Oh, [bleep] me.

Were you awake when the whole
screaming episode happened?

I can't remember.

[bleep] me, you should have
heard her last night.

She just screamed [bleep] you,

[bleep] you at the
top of her voice

-To you or to Sydney?
-Both.

I'm sitting in the jacuzzi
with Sydney,

and she doesn't have a top on.

That's not a good look.

No, no, [bleep] me, bru.

I've never felt this feeling
before in my life.

What feeling?

Just this ----ing...

I don't know what to
do anymore, hey.

I don't know.

I need to stop drinking.

Jesus.

My God, I don't want
to walk out there and see him.

I just want to run away.

How are you feeling
this morning?

Fine, how are you feeling?

Oh, not good.

Like, this all could have
happened so, so differently.

Yeah, I know.

I'm not asking for it all the
time, it does come my way.

You instigate it.

And then it's like,
oh sh--, last night,

was Gary all over me because
he's trying to get back at Alli?

Because he's pissed, or
is he just being handsy?

It makes you start questioning

your ----ing
sanity after a while.

She says that he was
like all over her.

I'm like, I know that
she eggs on, to.

I saw it last night.

I've put people
in situations

I shouldn't have put
them in, you know?

Don't for a second think
she's totally innocent in this.

Mmm.

Okay, we have to go.

I actually have to
go to the toilet.

I need to do a stress poo.

Oh, that'll feel good.

Um, okay, so,

we have to make
these ----ing beds.

Finish in here,
and we have provisions

coming as well.

Ready to work
and smash this out.

-Amen, sister.
-Yes!

How do you like cookies,
crunchy or chewy?

Me, I hate crunchy
cookies, like...

No, these are perfect.

I talked to JL this morning.

-About what?
-Feelings.

[gasps]

What did you guys say?

He said that he does
actually have feelings.

And he never felt this way
about anybody else.

Stop!

And what did you say?

I can't believe that.

I didn't expect you guys to be
having conversations like that.

I just can't help but feel
like everything's so special

this time with JL,
it's absolutely amazing.

But... it's like
the timing's a bit bad.

So, yeah, not cool.

[bleep]

Did anything juicy
happen last night?

Where did you [bleep] off to?

Ah, as soon as
I saw Sydney topless,

I was like, that's my
cue to go down.

You can [bleep] somebody
without having this much drama.

Yeah...

Uh...

I have no words, like...

So ----ing twisted.

I just want it to stop.

Holy... is Alli here now?

-She's in the guest cabin.
-Oh, is she?

Hey.

Um...

I just...

I just want to apologize
from the bottom of my heart.

I feel like a proper d*ck.

I feel ashamed of
the things that I've done.

It's just not right.

I just think that
it's strange that

you're coming and apologizing

when I've given you
multiple chances

for us to have a conversation
and to have the air cleared,

but like every time you've
gotten pissed off

and stormed off.

I'm not trying to
lecture you.

I know you're here
apologizing.

I just need to like get
these things off my chest.

'Cause I'm hurt.

I don't want to let myself...

Be vulnerable with someone
who is capable

of doing stuff like that.

You're right.

I just wanted to apologize
and clear the air

because I feel ashamed of
the situation I put you in.

I will keep my distance.
I will give you space.

And as long as we can be
professional at work,

-we're friends and I'm happy.
-Of course.

Of course.
I'm not, like petty.

I don't...

Okay.
Sorry. Obviously.

I hope you learned a lesson.

Yeah, learn from your mistakes.

Let's hope.

-All right, see you.
-Ciao.

Coming up...

Can we line up?

Not a guest in sight.

Glenn speaking.

Daisy, Gary, Natasha,

can you guys meet me
in the crew mess

for a preference
sheet meeting, please?

Copy.

Are you guys ready
for this last charter?

Yep.

Oh, you guys are here already.

You guys are so efficient.

Okay, so we have Amanda Potter
and Michelle Bard,

two boss babes from
San Francisco who work in tech.

To kick off the trip,
the group would like

to sail around some
beautiful coastal towns

and see the sights.

On day two, the guests
would love the yacht crew

to put together an obstacle
course utilizing the water toys

with the finish line
on a nearby beach.

They would love to have a beach
picnic to relax after the race.

They would like the yacht crew
to put together a club night.

They to roll out of bed
for a bougie brunch

full of pancakes, eggs, bacon,
mimosas, and Bloody Marys.

Cool, you never know
what you're gonna get,

because we've had some
that looked really like

they would be challenging,

and they turned out to
be not too bad, so...

Mm-hmm.

These guests are asking
for an obstacle course,

a beach picnic,
a club night, and a bougie...

a bougie...

bougie...
bouzhee?

Bougie? Okay.

I don't even know what a bougie
lunch is, but they want one.

For our final charter,

I'm really hoping that we can
knock this one outta the park.

-Sweet.
-Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Do you have a second?

-Yeah.
-A quick second?

-Am I in trouble, Glenn?
-Not at all.

Okay, cool.
Whew.

I will start the floors here.

Mm-hmm?

And then I'll start
vacuuming going up.

I've gotta bring
this boat back to Palma.

Mm-hmm.

And I'm just wondering
if you would consider

staying on as a first officer.

For any long crossing, you need
the full crew to move the boat.

I really like the way
you do things,

I like the way you run the deck,

and you know, I'm looking
for somebody long-term,

so are you interested?

-I'd love to, yeah.
-Yeah?

Cool.

Even though the last charter
we had a lot of mistakes,

I want Gary because he's great.

He's the kind of mate
that every boat is looking for.

-Means a lot to me, Glenn.
-All right, thanks, mate.

-Thank you very much.
-Thank you very much.

I always thought I had a work
ethic, and the fact

that you've offered me
that proves it, you know?

No, no, exactly.

Hi, good morning, this is
the chef from Parsifal III.

I need some preserved
grape leaves to make dolmades.

Yeah, yeah.

I need some dill, and I also
need an assortment of macaroons.

Thank you so much.

You missed a spot here, girls.

Do you wanna die?

No, no, I don't, I don't.

Like, I treated you badly, and,

like, you should have
been treated better.

I'm gonna do everything
I can to prove that I care.

And then I was like, okay, well,

I'm not gonna be
angry at you.

I don't want to
feel awkward.

Yeah, I don't really
know how to act.

How do you start a
whole new friendship

from scratch when we're about
to leave in a minute anyway?

Yeah.

Interior, interior, interior,

we have provisions
arriving on the dock.

Copy.

----ing hell...

don't break, don't break,
don't break...

There's, like,
a mushed avocado...

Ooh!

I'll make you some guacamole.

Chef, bread, can you believe it?

Daisy and Natasha...

Yeah.

Because I help a little bit
in every department,

I've been seeing where we're
lacking in certain areas.

So, I just wanna have
this meeting with everyone

so we can suss out
where we can improve,

make sure that everyone's
on the same page,

and that we can finish
this season on a high.

I kinda wanted to initiate
this meeting

because in my experience,

the heads of departments
aren't really communicating.

We're all here for different
reasons, but me personally,

I'm here to make money, and
that's reflected in our tips.

So, I think all
of the heads

need to really take control
of their departments.

Like, I think
we all can agree

that we kind of relaxed
a bit on the last charter.

Definitely, I think we were
getting too complacent, really.

Yeah, and it would
be nice to end this season

as professional...

-Professional crew.
-Yeah, as we can.

Is there anything you
guys want specifically

from the interior, or...

Not really, no.

If I'm not able to help you,

do you feel like you've got
everything ready to go?

Of course, that's no problem.

For me, I totally,
like, planning

for this charter already.

I will not be
doing a 10-course meal

for either me or,
like, the interior.

I'll be doing, like,
five courses meal.

Daisy and I are in
a much better place

in the middle of the season
we communicate better.

Do you need anything else?

-You pack utensils?
-No, I didn't.

Is Natasha coming?

Natasha, Natasha,
what's happening now?

Why are we getting crew food
at 8:30, during dinner service?

What was she doing
between 3:00 and 9:00?

-Yeah, it would be good.
-Yeah.

Yay, team.

We've got 48 hours
left of this season.

-Even if we...
-Ooh!

Even if we don't sleep,
we've just gotta...

-Yeah.
-...smash this one out.

Well, I'm kicking myself
in the foot

for not organizing one
of these before,

but I'm feeling like [bleep] it,
let's start the season over,

or let's just get


because I know we'll knock
them out of the park.

Let's go, team!

-[bleep] yeah!
-Hey!

I'm so excited with

only one charter,
only one charter,

I can't wait to leave this boat.

Aw!

I'd love to have you as
a captain forever,

but I just don't well
with sailing boats, you know?

All right, fair enough.

-Where's that chamois?
-Right here.

Great, perfect.

There we go, much better.

Okay, all crew, all crew,

let's get everybody on
the aft deck, please.

[bleep]

Okay, guys, this one
is gonna be the best one yet.

-Yes.
-Yeah!

Woohoo!

Yo, can we line up?

Okay, guys, remember,
keep quiet, eh?

It's hot out there.

Do you see them?

Nope.

Where are these people?
Did they get lost?

Maybe they forgot.

Wonder what's going on
with these guys?

Not a guest in sight.

Anyone have eyes on them, no?

Do you see them?

Nope, not a guest in sight.

So, they're running a bit late.

[phone ringing]

Let me just get this, this
is from one of the agents.

Glenn speaking.

Okay.

-Really?
-Really.

Positive...
Sh--. Is that right?

Ooh.

Okay.

And any idea how soon we
could see the second group?

That's fine.

Thank you very much.
Bye.

We're not seeing these
guys today, at all.

Let's get everybody together
so I do this once.

Okay, so good news, bad news.

The bad news is the guests
had a positive test come back.

The good news is none of
them are showing any symptoms.

Definitely means for us
they won't be coming on board.

Our broker is looking
to try to find a replacement.

They may actually have somebody.

The earliest would be tomorrow.

We all wanna really
have this final charter.

You know, we've just had
the most productive meeting

with the HoDs that
we could have had,

and now on top of that
we're not gonna get a tip.

This'll be a really sh--ty
end to the season for us.

So let's change back
into off-charter,

and just keep moving
forward with anything

we didn't have time to do.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

I feel way more sorry
for them than for us.

-Daisy?
-Yeah?

Should we do as a little project
to get into the pantry there?

Yeah.

You know what we could do is
we could organize this.

Yep.

Do you wanna pass all
of those boxes out?

Do you wanna pass me
anything down there

that I could put away?

Do you wanna put this in
that blue box, yeah?

Ah!

This watermelon is mush!

She need a bag?

What's that on it!

----ing mold!

Ah!

Oh, it's dripping on me!

Drop it!

Oh, my God, it went all over me!

[bleep] ugh!

Okay [bleep], I'm over this.
Job done for the day.

How you doing?

Good.

I just wanted to have
a quick word with you.

We have to bring this boat
back to Spain

to finish all the teak decks,
and I need a crew chef.

I was wondering
if you were available

and if you'd be interested.

That sounds amazing.

-All right?
-Yeah, perfect.

-Cool.
-Thank you so much.

Thank you very much.

-Hey.
-Mm.

-Yeah, of course.
-All right, sweet.

Here, put this stuff there.

Cap, question.

So, I wanted to take Dani
out on a little tender ride,

just me and her.

-Okay.
-Okay.

And I was wondering if
that was okay with you.

-Yeah, sounds good.
-Awesome.

Have fun.

-Hi!
-Hey.

Question...

It might be a good time to do,
like, a date with Dani.

Yeah.

And I was wondering
if I can snag,

like, a bottle of wine or two.

Yeah, sure.

I wanted to hang lights over the
mizzen and down on the rails,

and then do, like,
fabrics and stuff like that.

Okay, I think this
is organized enough.

♪Done

If you guys are
willing to help...

-Of course.
-Of course.

-Then let's make that happen.
-Anything for you and Dani.

Me and you are going
for a little tender ride.

Are we really?

-Mm-hmm.
-Aw!

So, I don't know if you wanna
change or whatever, but...

Okay, Sydney, come help
me choose the clothes.

-Okay!
-What are you gonna wear?

Like, a cute little dress.

Yeah, but nothing
that's gonna fly up

-while you're--
-Should I have a quick shower?

-Yeah, you should.
-Definitely, you stink.

[bleep]

[music playing]

Sure it's not too much?

No, you look like
a little fairy.

-Yes.
-Ooh-hoo!

Hello.

Hey, beautiful.

-Are you ready?
-I'm ready.

Oh, you look amazing.

Thank you.

Ideally,
after this charter season,

I do want a relationship
with Dani.

Time's running out, obviously.

Oh sh--, did you
bring protection, babe?

I think she's on
the same page as me,

or at least that's what I hope.

Look how romantic that is.

Oh, how cute.

They're driving into the sunset.
I'm a little bit jealous.

Can I come, JL?

Take me with you!

See, it's not awkward,
we can be friends.

You know how I feel.

I understand the position
I put you in,

and that's ----ing not fair
on you at all.

I've just realized that
giving you space now

is probably the most
important time than ever.

If Sydney was never
in the picture,

Gary and I would
probably be the ones

going off in the tender
in the sunset.

We did have something special,

and that doesn't just
go away overnight.

I'm a bit jealous.

Wish I could do something
like that for someone.

Como esta?

Muy bien.

Let's hang over the mizzen boom,
table and two chairs,

and small candles leading up the
stairs, with a bottle of wine.

Yeah?

I don't know,
it's a difficult decision.

Gracias.

Did we grab that fabric?

I think Alli and I should be,
like, wedding planners,

because we just keep doing
these all season together.

This is the most romantic
thing I've ever done for nobody.

We might butt heads
from time to time,

but we will give you
the best romantic setup

there could possibly be.

So bridal.

You must have had
your first love,

like, that one that got away.

No, I really haven't, honestly.

Like, I haven't had a real
connection with anyone, but...

I do think you're gonna find
a very nice girl your own age.

Okay, it's time to go.

Oh, my God!

Oh... that's the sweetest thing
someone ever done for me.

I mean [bleep] I'm romantic,
but I wouldn't even do that.

Oh, my God.

-Wow.
-Wow.

This is so cute.

This is so cute, guys!

Here's to that.

This is absolutely beautiful.

You like it?

I ----ing love it.

This is where I wanted to
set up our romantic evening.

-Which we never had.
-Yet.

-You comfy there?
-Mm-hmm.

Why are you looking
so down there, girl?

The world is full of
enough negativity.

Like, we don't need
to add to it

in our petty little bullsh--.

I'm sorry for treating
you the way I did.

You don't deserve that.

In any relationship
or, like, any...

You calling us a relationship?

No, I'm not saying
we're in a relationship.

Are you saying
we're in a relationship?

I'm just saying...

There are a lot
of avoidable problems.

Mm-hmm.

And this is one of
those avoidable problems

that we've gone through.

Yeah.

It feels good being with you,
I must be honest.

Of course.

I'm happy
we've moved past that.

If you had asked me this morning

if we would be in
this situation right now,

I would have been like,
get ----ed.

It kind of feels like
it's a fresh start.

I've needed to feel like
we're kind of in this together,

instead of me having
to push against him.

He's working with me now,

and it's making me see him in
a bit of a different light.

You taste like bitters.

-Mm.
-Kinda good.

Coming up...

For this next charter,

motor yacht Lady Michelle
has paid for

a 24-hour charter...

Oh!

You're kidding me.

-Not a bunch of crew.
-No! No [bleep] no.

This is the lowest point
in my career.

Just me and you.

Well, honestly,
that's the coolest thing

somebody ever done for me.

-Really?
-It really is.

You guys put
candles up the steps.

Glenn, we're a romantic bunch.

You guys are.

Come join us!

Should we put the Jacuzzi
on and just sit in there

and, like, watch them?

You've been there for me
every step of the way,

it means a lot to me.

I do care about you a lot.

It's nice to hear.

You just made this trip,
this whole entire season,

that much better.

You did, too.

To be 100 percent honest,

you make me feel like

I'm the most amazing person
in the world.

But I just don't see how
this could actually work.

I don't know.

That's what you get when you get
with 30-plus-year-old women

who have no time to waste.

I understand where
you're coming from,

but at the end of the day,

if we make one another happy,
then that's all that matters.

I want the very best
for you, so much.

Why can't that be with you?

Because...

Because why?

I wanna have babies,
I wanna get married.

Do you wanna do that?

Let's have sex tonight, and if I
get pregnant, that's God's will.

Oh, my God.

No, I'm joking, but honestly,

it really scares me,

the fact that you never
had a relationship before.

I mean, I get it.

Sometimes, people need
a leap of faith

in order to see a side of them
that hasn't been seen before.

They're going to town
on each other.

Are they making out?

You mean a lot to me,
and that's why I'm still here.

Holy Jesus.

Oh, yeah, they're... ooh.

I'm not sure if it...
if it's safe.

Yeah, we can.

-Ooh!
-Hello, did you say yes?

Show us the ring!

Did you say, "Did he say yes?"

Nothing from the agent.

Must be a couple of minutes.

Don't even...

----ing
think about it.

Oh, that was good.

So...

Glenn got a friend
with five penises.

His condoms fit like a glove.

[moans]

Well, I think
I'm gonna go to bed.

You wanna come to my bed
with Captain Glenn?

I know.

Bye, guys.

Night, Natasha.

Come on.

Yep, I'm with you.

I'm taking over you now.

Hi, Glenn.

Um...

Okay, good night.

-Good night.
-Sleep tight.

-Sleep well.
-I will.

-Bye, Glenn.
-Night.

Mm.

Buongiorno.

Hey.

What time did you get up?

Twenty minutes ago.

What, to come
and take this down?

Yeah.

You guys were so sweet,
thanks for doing that.

It's what we do, girl.

Have you guys talked
about what's gonna happen

afterwards anymore?

Probably.

I also probably told
him that I love him.

Oh, no.

-Yeah.
-Oh, no.

-Morning.
-Morning.

Jesus.

That's a big smile.

Yeah, from both of you.

How you feeling this morning?

Great.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

Drinking Coca-Cola first
thing, yes.

Who's coming in here?

Ooh, wow, our neighbors
are big.

Lady Michelle?

[bleep], that's a big boat.

Hi, neighbors.

[phone ringing]

Glenn speaking.

Okay.

What would I do without you?

Probably have a really
boring deck team.

Excellent, thank you
very much, Connor.

All crew, all crew,
can I get everybody

in the saloon,
please, thank you.

-Yes.
-Yeah!

Okay, let's go.

Let's find out what's happening.

I'm, like, nervous.

Okay. We got everyone?

All right, so,
interesting news.

All right, I just
received this email.

We have a charter, and it's
starting in an hour, all right?

But we're ready,
that shouldn't be a problem.

Yes.

The charter management company
for motor yacht Lady Michelle

has graciously paid
for a 24-hour charter...

Oh!

You're ----ing kidding me.

No way.

Well, we wanted a charter.

-Not a bunch of crew!
-No, we've got...

These are crew, and
they all know

how a superyacht should be run.

The chef's gonna be
quite particular about the food,

the deckhands and
the stewardesses

are gonna be picking holes
in the level of service.

They're our peers.

I can't even, like, talk...

I'm just like,
I hate this so much.

This is the lowest
point in my career.

The superyacht right next to us,
motor yacht Lady Michelle,

has graciously paid
for a 24-hour charter

Oh!

You're ----ing kidding me.

No way!

Hang on, hang on,
let me finish it.

Let me read it, let me read it.

[bleep]'s sake!

I don't want to serve my peers,
that's not okay.

Eight members of their yacht
crew will be joining you...

I'm sorry,
I can't get over this.

Well, we wanted a charter.

Not a bunch of crew!

Not ----ing one of us.

We could either get
motor yachties

who are trying to understand
where we're coming from,

or we get the complete opposite,

where they're just like ugh,

I wouldn't have
done turndown like this,

like, where's my drink.

So, if we get a nasty person,

yeah, they're gonna
make my life a living hell.

Yachties are almost
like people, so come on.

-Almost, not quite.
-They're not people.

Let me finish this.

Oh, my God.

Obviously,
due to short turnaround,

there will be no
preference sheet submitted.

The managing company has assured

that they will wire a
gratuity to you

that will not be directly
coming from the crew,

since they are the recipients
of this gift charter.

And have a great charter.

This is the lowest point
in my career, I will say.

Who they are doesn't
matter to us.

Our job is to give the best
guest service we can, you know?

They'd better be hot.

Anyhow, all right?
Good.

Let's get into it,
we got 45 minutes.

Woo!

Okay, let's do those Pullmans.

I've just gotta
put all that stuff away

that I've pulled out
of the cupboard.

Okay.

-Dani...
-I'll meet you down there.

Do the Pullmans,
so we can go get ready.

I don't know how you can
treat this like

a normal charter,
----ing hell.

We're still getting a tip
out of it, you dumbasses.

[bleep] how am I gonna
do this in 45 minutes?

What do you think of that, Dani?

Oh, man, it could be,
like, super nice...

-I think...
-Or they could be dickheads.

I'm definitely not writing
a song for these people.

So strange.

This is, like, literally
my worst nightmare, I think.

As long as they're respectful
and they don't take the piss.

Yeah.

It's serious pressure for us.

Yeah, for sure, because it's...

They know exactly
the way it's supposed to be.

What it meant to be.

So they must be very up, yeah.

Super high-end, yeah.

We'll just get them
really pissed

so they don't notice anything.

You wanna get yachties pissed?
Are you sure?

I'd rather that than
them being like,

oh, my God, their
turndown's like sh--.

Like, or their c*ck
taste like crap.

-I'd much rather...
-They will.

Yeah, but not if we get
them so pissed

that they can't taste
anything or see anything.

Fair enough.

All crew, let's get changed
into charter uniform

and meet on the aft deck,
please, thank you.

There's no robes in here.

I know.

Just walk on where they're
gonna walk on,

and check exactly where
they're gonna walk.

Yeah.

Because these are yachties,
and they're gonna pick up

on ----ing everything.

Yep.

-Daisy?
-Yeah?

Are you okay for three
to four-course meal tonight?

-Three's fine.
-Okay, perfect.

They're just gonna
pull everything we do apart.

It's going to be a lot of fun.

People who work on motor yachts
think that the guys in sailing,

they're normally full
of tattoos, long hair,

and it's like, yeah, bro,
I'm just chilling, you know.

Just gonna go
surfing after this.

But I guess taking into
account the boys on this boat...

[snorts, farts]

Oh, hello.

It's true.

If you need Sydney
to help you on service

or whatever, just let me know.

Oh, okay, thanks.

Because I don't think
it's gonna be too busy for us.

They're gonna be demanding
as [bleep] I reckon.

But if you need,
just let me know.

Okay, thank you,
I appreciate that.

Okay, here we are again,


Let's knock this one
outta the park, right?

-Let's do this, yeah.
-Good.

Daisy, you and I will be
on the dock.

Take positions.

It's a nice boat, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

This feels really weird.

Well, here we go.

All right, guys,
here they come, rolling up.

Oh, my God, my stomach is,
like, in knots.

Oh, my goodness.

We only have 24 hours,
guys, let's make the most.

Next time, on the season finale
of "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

This is so cool!

Yes, Gary, get it.

Three champagnes I'm starting
to [bleep] with people now.

These guys are gonna judge
everything, they're yachties.

Yeah.

----ing hell.

-Woo!
-Yeah!

Come up.

Leaving 16 yachties together
is a bit terrifying.

I don't wanna end the season
with a drunken orgy.

Fine, let's go!

-JL!
-Ah!

I like our situation, and it's
just too sad way to end it.

If that was the other way
around and she didn't tell me,

I'd be livid.

Who is that spiteful, that you
would say something like that?

I honestly just want him
to ----ing leave me alone.

-I'm so stupid.
-No, no, no, stop...

You wanted the drama,
you got the drama.

That's not how it is, but...

Seems like it is, though.