04x07 - Smoke On The Water

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It’s all about being prepared.

Look how long it’s taking
you just to get the line out.

I thought you’d be mad at me
for hanging these over, my guy.

I’m trying my hardest,
but all I’m getting is sh... .

You don’t have a separate dish

we could put these
bones in, do you?

Mads!

She told her to steam it,
and it burned holes in it.

My anxiety is
sky-high right now.

Gary having a
good time out there?

I think they’re going to
be finishing quite quickly,

- so I would start.
- I’m... ing behind.

It’s taking too long
between courses.

They should be
coming out a little faster.

Gary’s going for a cigarette.

There’s people who
need to go to bed.

What is the hold-up
between courses?

Yeah, I was definitely
under the pump.

We’re massively
trying our hardest.

I think it’s really
important to talk

about some of our shortcomings
so that we can improve.

It’s obviously directed to me.

No, it’s everybody.
We don’t want anyone...

Daisy, you don’t have to
get defensive about this stuff.

I don’t mean work harder, but
I definitely mean work smarter.

Daisy, can you speak to that?

I just feel like I’m taking
on so much responsibility.

We were all... ing busting
our a*s while you were eating,

so it was a bit of a d*ck
move to take a smoke break.

The guests asked me
to have dinner with them.

Dude, what’s up with all of
our heads of departments?

They’re all imploding.

... ing hell.

Grab a pair of ba*ls, bro.

It’s nice to not be a boss.

- He’s such a d*ck.
- He can go himself.

There she is.

Oh, tonight’s going
to be so interesting.

Ew!

- What’s happening?
- That charter was so hard.

It was non-stop.

When I tried to go
stand up for myself,

Colin... ing completely
turns it back around.

Don’t make me into a... ing
clown in front of everybody.

I know that that was
directed at me... ing prick.

Guys, you can stay.

No, I have to get sunglasses.

I have never been this
angry with Colin before.

He knows exactly
what he’s doing,

and he loves to come in
and be the voice of reason,

but it’s none of
his... ing business.

Colin needs to shut the up

and know his... ing place.

Don’t let it get under
your skin though, either.

All crew, all crew.

Don’t forget, we’re going
to go over to the restaurant

by tender, I’m going
to drop you guys off.

Thank you.

All right, I’ve
got to get ready.

How are you, buddy?

Come outside, Sea Doggy Dog.

Do you want me
to get you a beer?

With Madison?

Do you like her?

I mean, I’ve kissed her
already. I’m not going to...

If I’m going to
kiss someone else,

it’s going to be her again.

I did not expect us to
hook up that first night,

but I’m quite happy because

she’s definitely the
cutest girl on the boat.

No. Daisy and Alex were all
over each other anyway, so...

Some would say too flirtatious.

Some would say.

All right, gorg.

What am I doing?
What am I doing?

Okay, let’s go.

Tender’s just over here.

Permission to come aboard.

Come on aboard, mate.

You got enough beer, dude?

- Where’s my beer?
- Here.

Let’s go faster! Faster!

Yeah, the boys!

Yeah, baby!

Can you guys grab that
line from the port side?

Hey, Colin the deckhand.

Cheers to Glenn!

- Hey!
- To Glenn!

Oh, my God.

I feel bad for whoever
wore heels tonight, man.

Oh, my legs are gone.

This is nice, baby.

We livin’ the life.

I’m Jacopo. This is
my colleague, Alessio.

We prepared for
you a little journey

among our dishes for
a Sardinian experience.

Amazing.

Wow.

You gentlemen are impressive.


us dinner, huh?

Oh, thank you very much.

Ooh, it’s so fancy.
He’s got the tweezers.

Let’s go.

All right, ladies, take notes on
what these guys are doing, huh?

Take notes.

The last thing I need
after Daisy’s cried

and Glenn’s given
us bad feedback

is Chase to make his sh...
jokes about my... ing job.

Cheers, everyone.

Yes!

Oh, here we go.

That looks beautiful.

- Let’s go.
- And there you go.

Oh, my God. That’s really good.

Ooh, boy!

Oh, my God, I didn’t put
my leadboard up, guys.

I want to put the leadboard up.

I’m never putting this down.

Oh!

Daisy wants to
have a fight tonight.

Somebody’s in the firing line.

Might as well be you.

I don’t want to fight
with anyone on board.

Let alone Daisy. Like,
she’s a good friend,

but I’m not going to
be made to feel bad

about giving my opinion.

But she can be mad at
me all night if she wants.

It’s just a waste
of her own energy.

I think Daisy and Colin’s
going to be a good match.

Let’s go.

Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm.

Ah!

To friends, to family,
and to me and you.

What are you doing?

Just didn’t realize I was a
jealous person until tonight.

Oh, you’re jealous?

I didn’t realize I was
a jealous person.

What are you
going to do, though?

- Nothing.
- Love that for us.

You’re hard, is
that what you said?

- Let’s go.
- Oh, we’re going.

Sing? Let’s go.

No, I don’t want to interrupt,
but I also need to say...

Why is it always me who
last with the... ing boys?

Seems to be a thing, girlfriend.

- She’s so upset.
- Yeah, oh my God.

I’m not upset about it at all.

- Cry me a river.
- It’s just me and the boys.

Obviously, I really want
to hook up with Mads,

but at this point, it
seems pretty messy.

Not so much. Come, let’s go.

Why are you being so sensitive?

I’m not.

Even though I enjoy
flirting, Gary’s my boss,

and I just think it’s
a really bad idea.

But don’t kiss me one night

and then flirt with
someone else.

Who am I flirting with?

- Shut up, woman.
- No, seriously.

- Your bestie, Alex.
- Okay, that’s a joke.

- Oh, what is happening?
- Nothing.

- What’s wrong with you?
- He’s just pissing me off.

- Who is?
- Gary.

You all right?

Mmm.

- Like what?
- ... ing boy sh... .

Just like... ing annoying.

Ow, pussface mother... er!

Ouch.

marry k*ll. Go.

Alex. Marry Colin. k*ll Chase.

He’s a redneck...
oh sh... . Here we go.

Go, go, go.

Okay, I’m going to go Alex,

marry Gary and k*ll Colin

because I’m super...
ing mad at him.

What are we doing when
we get back to the boat?

Twister! Yes!

We’re going hot tub, hot tub.

We’re playing
Twister tonight, boy.

Where is my bathing suit?

t*ts out for the boys,
t*ts out for the boys.

Everyone else on
the crew just seems

like they want to get drunk
and then argue and go to sleep.

But like, excuse
me, I’m here to vibe.

I haven’t played
Twister in a long time.

yeah, anything to
make me flexible.

Daisy, right foot on the green.

I’m trying to be
friends with everyone.

Mads, left hand blue.

Little butt cheek here,
little stinky foot there.

Come on, man. Let’s have
some fun and celebrate.

- Oh, she’s down.
- Alex, right foot green.

It’s a tie.

Now I’m going to bed.

Mads, come with
me. Walk and talk.

I told you tonight

that I’m not here
to play games at all.

We hooked up and that’s it.

And then...

There we go. There we go.

Precisely. Point proven.

So yeah, enough said.

I don’t think I need to say
anything more other than that.

Well, come on.

You know exactly
what you’re doing.

What am I doing? Please explain.

Oh, so you don’t even see that?

No, I just like
go with the flow.

Like I’m not like
expecting of anything.

And you’re being
a little dramatic.

Maybe. Okay, can I
ask you a question?

Are you interested in
me in any way, though?

Yeah?

As much as I wish Alex were
to make a move, he hasn’t.

And I’m a little horny.

No.

So... ed up.

Coming up...

What the?

Glenn, we got smoke
pluming out of the engine.

Oh.

Okay, that’s the fire alarm
going off in the bridge.

Can someone check it, please?

I got to get out of here.

- Gary.
- Mmm.

- Gary.
- Mmm-hmm.

How was your night?

No, not at all. Not that I saw.

I don’t know.

Bongiorno.

How’s it going?

I’m pretty sure I’m still drunk.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, my God.

Lucy. Madison. Can you go
down and refresh the cabins?

Thanks, girls.

Whoops.

Washy-wash.

Oi.

Clearly.

Oh, have you noticed that?

Yeah, yeah.

She said I was in the
firing line last night.

And then when I said
my little... ing thing

at the tip meeting, she’s
like, clearly directed at me.

Ooh!

Juicy.

Anyone who bumps
heads with Daisy,

you immediately put
a target on your back

and she’ll be out to get you.

So, just agree with Daisy.

Yes, Daisy, yes.

Everything. Daisy’s
very defensive, brü.

Yes, it’s drama.

Do you feel okay?

What do you mean?

Do you feel hungover?

Or do you just,
you just don’t feel it

because you’re still drunk?

I’m just like, I
just hate myself.

That’s it, that’s about it.

Why?

Daisy?

Tell me what happened
with you and Madison.

Did you sleep with her?

No.

I know there’s something
you’re not telling me.

I don’t know.

What about Alex?

Just is what it is.

It’s not that deep yet.

We set up there, we
hooked up for a little bit.

Why wouldn’t you tell me this?

I don’t know why it’s
such a... ing secret.

I don’t know.

Daisy doesn’t need to know
anything about my kissing life

because every time
I’ve hooked up with a girl,

Daisy tries her hardest
to c*ck-block me.

This is so pretty.

Scarlet, do you mind
checking laundry? Thank you.

See, told you.

He needs to stay the
out of my department

because I’m... ing sick of it.

She doesn’t want me,

it’s just she doesn’t want
anyone else to have me.

It’s... ing weird.

- Why are you smiling like that?
- I don’t know.

It’s because it’s weird
that I’m talking to you

about hooking up
with someone else.

Uh, Gary, Daisy, and Ileisha,

can you guys meet
me in the crew mess

for the preference
sheet meeting, please?

Copy.

You’re gonna hit
your head on this sh... .

Maybe I’m gonna make it.

I’m so scared of you.

- All righty.
- Oh, no ways.

Yay!

These guys were our best
charter last time around.

Yeah, they just want
to have a good time.

So much fun.

Ha!

Welcome to tonight’s
Parsifal 3 talent show.

Oh, my God!

Ah!

So, Jim can’t wait for
another trip on Parsifal 3

to let his alter ego, Big Jim,

out for more
nighttime debauchery.

There is not really any
dietary requirements.

That’s fun.

On day one, the guests request

for water sports to
be prepped and ready.

On night one, the
guys would like

to have a traditional
Sardinian dinner.

Each morning, the guests would
like to have yoga on the deck

if they wake up early enough.

On night two, they would
like a seafood-palooza dinner

followed by a talent
show, number two.

I’m not stripping again.

I’m telling you
that much for free.

Well, you need to come
up with another talent.

I don’t have any
of the other talents!

This should be a
really good charter.

Yeah, I’m excited.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.

- It’s gonna be a good one.
- Thank you.

Exactly.

Good enough for me.

Okay.

I love you, seven. Oh, my God.

Start.

Sweet. I want a spot check.

Let’s do this sh... tomorrow.

Let me finish it, brother..

Okay, that’s up to you.

Hi, I’m Chase and I
smell like wet garbage.

Would you like to come
home with me tonight?

Oh, good.

Super clean. I’m very happy.

Oh, Jesus. What
the hell was that?

Daisy, Daisy, Colin.

Can you just meet me
on the flybridge, please?

Oh, you’re obviously
upset at me.

And I’ve ended
up in the firing line.

Your words.

You felt... attacked
by what I said.

You shut me down.

And I know that that
comment was about me.

I didn’t... You were
allowed to have an opinion.

Oh, you’re obviously
upset at me.

I know that that
comment was about me.

I didn’t... You were
allowed to have an opinion.

Let me stop you right there.
Because it wasn’t about you.

It was like a very critical
tip meeting, I thought.

So I felt like I should just
put that into perspective

and be like, guys,
this is like normal stuff.

You know, Glenn
making these comments

and then you chirping in,

and I’m just like, what
I felt was overwhelmed.

Didn’t want to... ing
make you feel worse,

but I did, and I’m sorry.

No, it’s all right. I
appreciate the apology.

With Gary, we get into
fights and we calm down

and we make, you know, make up.

But I don’t want to
have issues with Colin.

You know, I just always want
us to be good with each other.

I didn’t mean to
make you feel bad

when you’re already feeling
bad. It was not my intention.

So, how was your night?

You’re... ing ridiculous.

Just kidding, I’m just jealous.

I’m all done.

What’s this?

Yeah, look at all my
food prep for tomorrow.

Hey, you guys. I’m going to bed.

- Good night, guys.
- Good night.

I’ve got lasagna.

I’ve got slow cooked
lamb for the crew.

I’ve got Bolognese for Mads.

This is going to get demolished.

I know, I know.

This... ing bed is so comfy.

Oh.

- Good morning.
- Hello.

- What’s up?
- How are you?

- Good, how are you?
- I’m good, thanks.

Charter day!

Tell you what, these
guests are... ing amazing.

That’s awesome.

These sunflowers stink.

Things discharging.

Draining out all
the bodily fluids.

There shouldn’t be many.

All crew, all crew.
Provisions are on the dock.

We’re in a good mood.
Let’s do this. Whee!

Oh, oysters.

My favorito.

Why do I always
get the... ing fish?

Oh, sh... , that’s quite heavy.

Whoa, what the?

Oh, my , that’s heavy.

Okay, can you take
the fish, please?

Sure.

Thank you. I love you.

- Is that the last box?
- Yeah.

That’s cool. That’s
cool. That’s cool.

I’m going to go
check the cabins.

Jesus.

Did you drop a b*mb in here?

No, Colin did.

...ing a, dude.

Downstairs looks great.

All the towels are done
properly, and I’m very happy.

Looking good, baby.

Well, it’s looking
good, boys. Thank you.

All crew, all crew, guests
will be here in 30 minutes.

Please, everybody,
dress in the c*ck in 25.

Bit of a rush, hey?

All righty, Aphrodite.

No, we don’t
high-five in the U.K.

Oh.

I’m joking.

Cool. Cool. No.

- It’s hot as ba*ls.
- It is.

Oh, here we go, here
we go, here we go.

- Hey, Glenn.
- There’s my favorite duo.

Chase, you can high-five
me now. I feel bad.

Yeah, you’re lucky you have
America as a friend, huh?

Good to see you,
mate. How are you?

- How are you doing, man?
- Good to have you guys back.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Yeah, they’re really nice.
- Where are they from?

Colorado.

Don’t know where that is.

- Hello.
- How are you?

Good, thank you.

Hey!

Looking good.

- Hello, Ileisha.
- Hello. Ileisha, I’m Ken.

Lovely to meet you.

Well...

I’d like to welcome
you all to Italy.

- Anything else?
- We missed you.

Wow.

I can’t tell you how great it is
to have you guys back here.

Since you guys
already know the boat,

we can skip the
tour if you like,

and we can get out of here
pretty quick and go sailing.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Cool.

- Dais, I’m ready to sail.
- Nice.

Let’s rock.

How you been,
girl? You look great.

Can you cut these
in half like that?

Yeah.

Oopsie.

Can I get you anything?

I’ll do a soda water right now.

Okay, sure.

I don’t know how you do
that first one so beautifully.

That’s that, boys.

Gary, what are we waiting for?

Yeah, I know. Where’s
Captain Glenn?

I don’t know. Let’s
go. Time to sail!

Colin, Colin, Glenn.

Just letting you know
I’m going to fire up.

Okay, go for it. I’m right here.

Okay, aft deck, you guys
can let that last line go.

Let me know what
it’s on board, please.

Yeah, you can take off.

All lines on board.

You got a good five meters,

Glenn, from the
boat next door to us.

So these are horseradish
and beef filet sliders.

Horseradish and
beef filet sliders. Okay.

- Thank you.
- You’re welcome.

We can start getting fenders up.

Okay, anchor’s at the water
line now. We’re all clear.

Copy, thank you.

Hello.

Here we’ve got
horseradish, beef filet,

and homemade brioche.

I suppose I should
go to bed, yeah?

Yeah, I guess so.

Mm-mm-mm.

I love me some horseradish.

What the?

- Oh.
- Hang on, hang on.

We’ve got to open
this door, all right?

Glenn, we have been bebopping
up and down the Amalfi Coast.

Oh, you have?

Yacht to yacht.

My God, we saw
a lot of cool sh... .

- Did you enjoy Amalfi?
- We saw Barados.

- Yeah, we did enjoy Amalfi.
- I love Amalfi.

Did you go Positano also?

- Oh, yeah. Revello.
- Really?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Is he...
- Holy.

Are you kidding?

Ooh, what’s all that
smoke coming from?

Glenn, we got smoke
pluming out of the engine.

...ing a, man.

Glenn, is there anything
you want to tell me about,

you know... today’s charter?

- Yeah, shut up, Jim.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Sorry.

Oh.

Hey, that’s the fire alarm
going off in the bridge.

Hey, that’s the fire alarm
going off in the bridge.

Can someone check it, please?

I got to get out of here.

I’m getting blown
into shallow water.

Something’s not right.

I’ll go into some deeper water.

Okay, let’s close this up.

I’ve got some sh... .

We need to anchor, Glenn.

If we can get over there
somewhere and anchor...

Okay, I’m just going to
go up here and anchor.

Let’s get Gary up to the anchor,

so you can keep an
eye on the engine.

We’re 30 minutes in. We’ve
got an engine smoking.

- Wow.
- Not good.

Come on, Parsifal.

It would have been
such a good sail, also.

Everything’s normal.

Like, all the temperatures,
everything is normal.

We’re in 12 meters of water.

Okay, Gary. Let
her go. Let her go.

That’s three,
Glenn. That’s three.

Can I shut it down?
Can I shut it down?

You can shut it down. Anchor’s
down. You can shut it down.

Colin’s going to have to have
a good look around the engine.

- Here you go.
- Thanks, sweetie.

He’s going to use
it to put the fire out.

- There’s no fire.
- What are you talking about?

That’s a welcome smoke.

I...

I can’t believe, again, we’re
having engine problems.

I feel like the
pressure and focus

is definitely on the
interior team right now.

How are we doing?

I will take the coldest
beer you have.

Yes, absolutely.

I’ll take an Aperrol spritz.

Okay, sure.

There’s some oil
dripping out of the turbo.

This means that there’s
something seriously

broken inside the
engine or the turbo itself.

I don’t know where I’m sitting

on the scale of
possible catastrophe.

So, I’m starting to stress.

I’m going to start
tearing this thing apart.

All right.

Ah, always something, huh?

So, here we go.

Where have you been all my life?

Feed them more drinks.
We’re going to be here a while.

This is going to be a mess.

You know, the interior’s
been doing amazing.

I did it on purpose
so the interior

could look good for once.

They always look
good, don’t they, Gary?

They look good, for sure.

But then looks can be deceiving.

I’m just kidding, Dais.

All right, so, we’re
here for a little while.

Let’s get the paddleboards
and sh... like that.

What does boat stand for?

Break out another thousand.

Tell me about it.

Thanks, mate. I’ll
keep you updated, huh?

Thank you.

Are you getting into your swims?

- I can if you like me to.
- Yeah, might as well.

You know why you haven’t
seen any of the stews?

They’re all downstairs
with fire extinguishers.

We’re not, like, on fire?

No, I don’t think
we’re on fire, but...

I think it will be...

I mean, I hope
to it will be okay.

Come on. Oh, God.

- She’s strong.
- You’re definitely holding it.

- She’s strong.
- You’re letting me win.

- I’m not letting you win.
- Yes, you are.

No, I’m not.

Hey, take me to Sardinia.

What, you just
Googled Sardinian?

No, I actually was born and
knew all about Sardinian food.

I know. You’re just
that clever, aren’t you?

I can’t even
pronounce them, really.

The Seadas. It’s
like a typical pastry.

It’s filled with,
like, this ricotta

and parmesan and
honey and citrus.

Oh, yummy.

I am bouncing back and I’m
doing a family-style dinner.

If everything’s on the
table at the same time,

there can’t be
any timing issues.

And Glenn cannot be on my back.

Whoo!

Oh!

The shaft inside the turbo
has completely snapped.

So that explains where
the oil is coming from,

but the turbo’s main
job is to compress the air

going into the engine.

So if that air isn’t
getting compressed,

this engine cannot run.

We’re stuck at anchor
until we’ve fixed the problem.

We’re going to look
at the new water toys.

Wow.

What are we thinking?

Well, Marnie is wanting
to take the kayak out.

All right, let’s launch
this kayak, ladies.

- Oh, no!
- Synchronized paddling.

There we go. Left, right.

Oh, no, brother.

There goes Ken.

I hope you guys put sunscreen
on the top of your heads.

Found the problem.

So that gets driven
by the exhaust,

and that’s just all
connected there.

It’s snapped right there.

Okay, so for sure we need
a turbo no matter what.

When dealing with
the after-cooler issue,

we realized that there
was a huge shortage

of Caterpillar parts in
the world at the moment.

We know we need, like,
either a partial or full rebuild kit.

Nothing.

So I’m fearing the worst when
we’ve got to try source a turbo.

If we can’t get that,
the season’s over.

I’ll start calling around to see

if I can find a
replacement turbo.

Um, Jim.

Yes, love.

For dinner, like, how’s 8:00?

- Let’s play with that.
- Great.

- Thank you, Daisy.
- You’re welcome.

So I imagine we
can go downstairs,

put a little more
pressure on the people

to get the hell out of here.

Is it fixed yet?
Is it fixed yet?

Come on.

Traditional Sardinian.

It’s gonna be delicious.

The dinners we’re
aiming for past 8:00.

It’s just an Italian dinner.

Maybe we could do
a few shells and stuff.

Yeah.

How are you guys
doing on drinks?

I think I’m good.

Okay.

Come on! Don’t play with me.

Stop it!

Okay.

Anyone else?

Okay. Here we go, baby.

C30 turbo.

I’m gonna go change. Get ready.

Okay. Let’s go get
ready for dinner.

How soon can we get it here?

By tomorrow?

This is all great news.

Sometimes you get lucky.

And thank God, this
is one of those times.

Perfetto. Grazie.

Let’s keep going.
Let’s solve this problem.

Yeah, baby.

Looks like he’s already
got the part in his hands

and now he’s
working on getting it on

a flight tomorrow morning.

, yes.

Hopefully it’s all
gonna work out.

Good work, there, Cap.

By the way, I was thinking
about the timing for dinner,

as in trying to get, like
courses out quicker.

Yeah.

Um, are we gonna do,
because it’s a Sardinian feast.

Oh, do you want
to do it family style?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Girls, girls. You can
get changed really quick.

Bro. I’m gonna warn you.

About to take some pre-workout.

I’m not gonna be
able to shut the up

- for the next two, three hours.
- Okay.

Is your zipper all zipped up?

Let me see.

Yep.

Okay.

Chase, will you and Lucy,
lead yoga in morning?

What exactly do
you want it set up?

- Where are the mats?
- The mats are in the laz.

Lucy, what’s the plan
for yoga in the morning?

We’re just doing it together.

Yeah, like you do it
and I’ll, you take it.

I think I could pretty
much BS it and lead it,

lead us through


All right. That’s
definitely ready.

The stall is ready.
The octopus is ready.

The chicken’s ready.
Everything’s ready.

Proving that I can
be ready on time.

Whenever you’re ready,
if you’d like to take a seat.

Madison and Lucy, come
up to the salon, please.

Scoot over by Chris.

Off, off, off.

Oh.

For being stranded,
it wasn’t a terrible day.

- Okay, we can go.
- Can take the chicken first.

Cheffy, fix your hair.

Oh, sh... .

Oh, yeah!

That’s going to be
my favorite right there.

- Hello.
- Hello.

So tonight we
have local octopus,

oregano lemon baked chicken,

and then we have
some local fregola

with clams and shrimp.

Oh yeah. I’m not going
to fit in this shirt tomorrow.

- Looks amazing.
- That looks spectacular.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

This is to fixing
this boat tomorrow

and getting out to sail.

The boat breaks down
two times out of four trips.

It’s probably time
for a new boat.

Ching-ching on that one.

Who’s the most important person

in the back of the
house restaurant?

- Chef.
- No.

It’s the dishwasher.

She does nice work, doesn’t she?

That is so incredible.

I think this is amazing.

I think it’s delicious.

- Are they happy out there?
- Yeah.

- They’re very happy.
- Awesome.

- Wee!
- Cool.

Daisy and Ileisha
have taken on board

everything I’ve pointed out.

They’re making an
effort to make sure

that they don’t
make those mistakes.

And I’m noticing
a big improvement.

k*lling it, huh?

If I think I’m k*lling it, then
does that mean I’m k*lling it?

- Yeah.
- No.

You should just wipe the
shower with the dirty towel.

- Oh. True.
- It dries quicker.

Love your traditional
Sardinian attire.

It’s the best I could
find on short notice.

I like it. It looks good.

Traditional Elton John.

Wow.

I clean the pots.
I clean the pans.

I clean, I clean.
I clean. I clean.

Oh, that was spectacular.

You all finished?

- Yes.
- Thank you.

That was so good, you guys. Wow.

- I’m going to bed.
- I’m racing ya.

That was a wonderful evening.

- Good night.
- Thank you.

I think I’m going to go to bed.

Okay.

Good night, kids.

Don’t do anything you
can’t do on a bicycle.

Yo.

Good morning, good
morning, good morning.

Gary wants you to
blade that teak above

the tender garage because
they’re doing yoga there

- in the morning.
- Yes, sir.

Coming from smaller boats,

I’m not used to having to
clean things over and over again

just for it to get dirty before
the sun even comes up.

Oops.

The work that we
do on a super yacht

is a little counterproductive.

Night shift sucks.

- There he is.
- There he is.

What’s popping?

- I did the foredeck for you.
- Everything’s clean?

- Everything.
- I’ll be back this afternoon.

Several hours.

Beautiful morning.

Be nice to sail.

- Good morning.
- Good morning, love.

Do you need anything?

If you could round up some
coffee, that would be awesome.

Perfect.

Cleaned everything, my a*s.

This is definitely
not the first time

I’m picking up
the slack for Alex.

This should have
been done last night.

... ing body paint.

It’s all done.

If Gary’s looking at the
boat and goes, yeah man,

it looks terrible,
I’m going to look

like an as*h*le and I’m not
taking the fall for that. Sorry.

- How about right there?
- Yeah.

Señor, do we have good news?

Yeah, yeah. It’s
on its way already.

- yeah.
- Chase.

What the are you going to do?

I got a little sequence
on my phone.

Okay.

Yoga. Yogis.

It’s not a medium t-shirt.

There is. There’s
Alex and Glenn’s.

- Namaste everyone.
- All right.

So we got some mats
and some towels for you.

Awesome.

That’s a large. That’s Chase’s.

This morning is beautiful.

Let’s take a moment
and just be in it. Yeah?

So if you don’t mind,
let’s close your eyes

and just be aware
of the surroundings.

Focus on some
deep breaths. Yeah?

In through the nose.

Look at the surroundings.

We’re going to have a
busy day of water sports,

drinking, all the fun.

Just take a moment
to just soak it in

or laugh at me,
whatever you like.

I’m just going to
find my zen, one sec.

The guests just want
to do a bit of stretching.

They’re not expecting
a masterclass in yoga.

Open up in the
hips, in the groin

and pull those lats forward.

Arch your back.
Push your glutes back.

Whose idea was this?

Shoulders strong. Eyes up.

Arch that back. That lower back.

This is cringing me out.

You’re going to grab
the inside of your feet.

Oh, God!

Work yourself to
the back of the mat.

And when you open up,
pull those feet apart, yeah?

Lucy and I are not
pornographic enough to do this.

Jim, focus on
relaxing your mouth.

Oh my God.

Coming up...

Thank you very much. Colin?

Got parts here, brother.

Glenn, Glenn.
We’re ready to fire up.

- I thought it was fun.
- You did great.

That was very good, Chase.

- Namaste.
- Namaste.

- Have a great morning.
- Namaste.

Madison, when you’re ready,

you’re going to
start doing cabins.

Okay.

- Oh, they look pretty.
- Thank you.

I’m flying through this feast.

- Morning, brü.
- What’s up?

Can I speak to you about
the boat this morning?

Yeah. Yeah, it
looks like sh... , eh?

Look at the anchor pockets.

This should get rinsed at night.


just speaking about that.

If it’s cool with you, I’m
just going to speak with him

about it myself.

No, I’ll have a
chat to him, brü.

Thank you, brother.

- Now, I look like a
big fat ...ing as*h*le.

Would you like me to
start serving breakfast?

That would be ideal.

- Are you going up?
- Yeah.

Hot, hot, hot.

Let’s get ready to rumble.

So here we’ve got vanilla
mascarpone crepes.

- Oh, crepes.
- There you go.

Oh, thank you very much.

- How’s your crepe?
- Amazing.

This is good news here, guys.

There it is. Dun duh dun!

Run, Chase! Run!

Guess what we’re
going to do today, kids?

- We’re going to sail.
- Yeah, baby!

- This is so good.
- Good.

- Colin?
- Yep.

Have parts here, brother.

Yo!

If there was a day to be
sailing, today is the day.

Look at this. Look at this wind.

Ooh, baby.

I might have to put shorts on.

I need to shower.

- Are they happy?
- Very.

You caught it!

We got to put this up.

Is that Jim?

Yes.

That is so gross.

- Hey.
- What is this?

Have you seen it?

That’s actually for you.

- Can you hoist this?
- God, that is horrible.

Thank you.

Glenn, Glenn, Colin.

We’re ready to fire up.

Let’s do it.

Are you free to look
out the exhaust?

I’m going to go down
there with my radio.

Now the new turbo is
installed, it’s time to test it.

So we’re going to
have to run the engine,

let it heat up,

then burn off all of the loose
oil inside the exhaust system.

We’re going to test the engine.

It’s going to be a
little smoky back here,

but you should be fine.

Once that’s burnt off, if
there’s no more smoke,

we know we fixed the problem.

And we can set sail again.

Fingers crossed, man.

Okay. There’s definitely
some smoke coming out now.

Whoo.

Yeah, copy, cap.

We got a smoke alarm in the laz.

Smoke alarm in the laz.

Can someone just check
that? There’s fire alarms go off.

Okay. You can mute it.
There’s no fire in the laz.

It’s just the smoke
getting sucked back in.

Okay. Copy.

I don’t know if it’s me,

but it seems like
the level of smoke

has definitely dropped off.

Probably still a
little bit to burn off.

You guys are unbelievable.

- Well...
- No, seriously.

So far, that’s good news.

Everything down here is amazing.

No oil, no exhaust anywhere.

Dude, that’s great news.

So if you’re cool,

I’m gonna throttle back
and we’ll get sails up.

Yeah, copy that.

So are we done? Leaky, leaky.

All the oil, or can
we leave now?

I would fully stow because
this looks like good news.

- And we’re gonna sail hard.
- Okay.

Okay, Gary, I’m coming
ahead. I’m coming ahead.

Anchor’s home. Anchor’s home.

Okay.

It’s pretty crazy to have

two massive unrelated
engine failures

in such a short time.

Batting down the hatches,
we’re going sailing.

I’ve got my fingers crossed

that we’ve gotten our
bad luck out of the way

so we can give Jim and
his g*ng a monumental sail.

We’re going sailing.
We’re going sailing.

Let’s go ahead to wind
and start raising sails.

- Chase?
- Mizzen.

There it goes.

Hold. You’re good, captain.

Thanks, mate.

I want to get the main up.

Hold. Hold.

Okay, Chase, I’m going
to come out on the genoa.

Here we go, baby.

Okay.

Seems to be holding steady.

- Here we go.
- Yay.

Oh, my God.

- Yeah, baby.
- Thank you, Colin.

...ing beautiful.

It’s all on Colin.

yeah!

Crazy.

This is awesome.

What are you doing, Marnie?

Admiring the flag.

Oh, my heavens!

What in the hell is
going to wrong with you?

Wow.

How can you not love that?

Next, on "Below Deck Sailing..."

Here we are again at
the Big Jim talent Show.

Yeah.

I moved my t*ts as well.

Shut up.

Oh, my God.

The boat looked like
absolute sh... this morning.

- You’re serious.
- Yeah, bro.

Chase, he was... ing livid.

He thought you were
just sitting doing all

- the whole night.
- Damn.

I don’t know why Chase is
attacking me behind my back.

What is this guy’s deal?

Can we drink tequila
between your boobies tonight?

Shut the up.

I can’t do this sh... with this.

It was a joke.