04x14 - Hurricane Bonnie

[bunniefuu]

Don't talk. Don't breathe.

Just be the opposite
of the person you are.

Ah! He has wasabi
on his n*pples.

You hungry for sushi now?

No, thank you.
Never again in my life.

Yeah.

My sister is in town,

and I was wondering
if it was okay

if she stayed on the
boat on our crew night out.

We'll make it work.

Look under this table.

That's how the
whole boat looked.

Oh, really?

Chase was not
happy this morning.

Really?

The way Gary's handled
it, it's kind of made me

look like I'm trying to,
like, sh**t you down.

So, going forward, I'm
going to try to include him

as little as possible.

The only reason that there's
tension between me and Chase

is because Gary is mucking
up the communication chain.

It might be better if we
cut out the little middleman.

Yeah. Can we get up there?

Because there's a
guest asking for service.

Is someone up there with them?

I literally was there
like five minutes ago.

Really?

- Oh, I did it.
- Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Hey, girls, can we
get some ice, please?

Oh, my gosh. Okay,
that's not funny.

Where the is Daisy and
the interior right now?

This is absolutely absurd.

Maybe one of the girls
to get me some ice.

Tim cut himself.

He was bleeding from
his head for 15 minutes,

and that's unacceptable.

You... ed up.

Tim walked into the window here.

Gary made a radio call, and
no one in interior responded.

We need to be
able to communicate

at all times on the boat.

Apparently, I can't
stress that enough.

If we have a fire, and
we can't raise you guys.

If we have some other kind
of emergency, you know,

it's a safety issue.

Just so you know, you
can't hear the radios down

in the laundry or
in the guest area.

What that is, it's an excuse,

but it's not where
the situation stops.

How do you tell somebody
that they're being too defensive?

It's not the range.
It's not the boat.

You... ed up.
Just... ing own it.

The radio is an issue, and
we're going to deal with that.

But that's 15 minutes
that there was no one

in your department
near the guests.

So after this meeting,
we're going to test it,

and we're going
to find solutions.

I think the whole crew
knows that the radios work.

It seems like it's user error.

That aside, the tip total
is 20,000 US dollars.

Yes!

I think the point is valid,

but I also don't think that
if we were in the laundry,

you wouldn't come and
get us if there was a fire.

- Hell yeah!
- Cheers!

- Cheers, guys!
- To us!

Thanks, Cap.

Okay, copy.

This has never been a problem.

Maybe it is, but , let's see.

Ah!

Wait, mine's the
one that doesn't work.

Okay.

Gary, Gary, Gary, Glenn.

See? It was low?

Your radio's all the way down.

, whatever.

- Glenn, I'm in the master.
- Hey, mate, I can hear you now.

- Can you hear me?
- Loud and clear.

Can you go up to the aft deck?

Go ahead, Gary. Do you read me?

Yeah, I read you loud and clear.

I'm in the passerelle.

I'm in the laz,
Glenn. I'm in the laz.

It's a little bit of static,
but I can still pick you up.

Loud and clear.

No, there's...
ing static in there.

It's not perfect.

The solution is just leave it in
the hall when you're in there.

And then you'll hear it.

- Copy that.
- Copy.

Well, if we're leaving
Bonnie in this room,

don't do the bathroom.
Just put fresh towels.

I need a hat.

Yeah, I'd like to meet her.

Not in like a weird way.

It's this done?

Yeah.

Yeah?

- Cheer up.
- I'm fine.

Oh, my God. All right.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Oh, my God. Hi.

How are you?

I'm so good. How are you?

Yeah, good.

Unfortunately, the last
time I saw Bonnie in person

was about three years ago.

It has been so long,
mainly because of COVID.

But we talk all the time

about everything.

How was your last charter?

She followed my
footsteps into yachting.

She is a yacht
chef in South Africa.

But I have never
worked with Bonnie,

and I never plan on
working with Bonnie.

Oh, my God. We
would k*ll each other.

Oh, my God. Your
nails are insane.

Insane? Good insane?

Don't be jealous, Daisy.

I like the color. They're
just a bit long for me.

I know. I know. I know.

Okay. So, Gary is
hooking up with my stew.

But she likes Alex.

And Alex likes her.

Obviously, I've been
hooking up with Colin.

Every girl's dream.

Oh, pardon me.

Oh, well, it also came out
that me and Gary had sex.

And I was in, like, a love
triangle with Colin and Gary.

I didn't really know
what was happening.

Sh... .

I know Gary.

Like, I swear
you'll get married,

but it just wouldn't last
because as soon as he had you,

he wouldn't actually
appreciate you.

Okay, I need a drink. Let's go.

Okay, I'm going to get dressed.

This is actually
a bad top, is it?

You look nice.

- Daisy!
- You must be Bonnie.

- I am.
- Chase. Nice to meet you.

- Chase? Nice to meet you.
- Alex.

Alex, nice to meet you guys.

Another night out.
Here we go again.

- Nice to see you.
- Yeah, how's it going?

Glenn, this is
my sister, Bonnie.

- Glenn, so nice to meet you.
- Bonnie, how you doing?

I'm sorry, I'm a little sweaty.

I'm going to have two tequilas
if anyone wants to join me.

Do you work on yachts also?

Yeah, no, I'm a chef on a boat.

- You're a chef?
- Thank you again.

- I'll look after them.
- Let's go!

Andale! Arriba!

Finally.

Girls and boys, girls and boys.

Pull yourself together.

- Are you single?
- Always.

Chase, you reckon you're
going to hook up with Bon-Rad?

I'd hit it.

Chase for president!

Hi, ladies. We missed you.

Hi.

Oh, my God.
Finally. It's Sardinia!

Thank you.

I'm quite happy I'm
at the end of the table.

Okay, so 20 tequilas, and
what are you guys having?

Hello, everyone.

Can I get the pasta?

The pasta, please.

The squid. Thank you.

That used to be my party trick.

Tell them about how you got
kicked out of boarding school.

No. That's not a good story.

I was a naughty kid,
I'm much better...

Why does this sound like me?

What kind of drunk would
you describe Daisy as?

- A great one.
- Agreed.

What kind of drunk am I?

Really messy.

Bingo.

I'll do one with you.

- Alex.
- For a beer.

Cheers.

Wow, that is a large meal.

Oh, wow.

Okay, shall we
cheers to you guys?

Thanks for having me.

- Woo!
- Aw...

Cheers!

Barack Obama.

- Bonnie, you're a yacht chef?
- I am.

So it's basically
a private dive boat,

but it's like an
expedition yacht.

He brings on his whole dive
team, his whole casino team.

I've gone to the
most insane places.

What?

Chase, I think he's taking
a big knock this season.

Maybe Bonnie's the one
to pick him up off the floor.

I'm just here, and if somebody
wants to jump my bones,

they can.

You got to put
in a little effort.

I'm a 10, dude.

I'm dependable and tall.

I have a massive c*ck.

That's fair enough.

Why is that?

Face value, you wouldn't
be the kind of people

that would hook up.

Why not?

Because she's fancy,
and you're more like me.

No, I'm not saying you're not.

I'm saying everything wrong.

We're the same kind of vibe.

Let's just say you know
Daisy, different vibe.

I'm just happy that someone
like you tolerates her.

Where's Tequila?

My relationship with Daisy

does seem crazy
because we're so different.

I'd have to see you two
together more to understand.

For us to be connecting
on this level is unusual,

but the feelings are
true and they're genuine.

And we make each other feel
pretty good most of the time.

I'm gonna go
smoke till I offend you.

Whatever.

What? What? In the butt.

Exactly how I like it.

Tweedle Dee and
Tweedle Dumb over here.

Guess who's dumb.

Tell Gary what you told me
today in the master cabin.

- You're very suited.
- Who are you talking about?

You and Daisy, but
as in your best friends,

when you're alone
together, it's amazing.

If we're on a desert island.

Let's say you guys would
live happily ever after one other.

No, sorry.

We'd repopulate that island.

Exactly.

Take a step back.

Bonnie was only
acknowledging when we're alone,

things are very, very
sweet and very different.

Like what?

I've always said it.

I've always said that
things are complicated.

I've never denied it.

Does she want both of them?

I don't know.

Yeah, I'm out. This
is too much for me.

Exactly.

Oh, my, God.

Coming up...

Stop kissing me.

- Stop it.
- Daisy.

You did that.

Gary's one of those guys
that I can't trust completely.

Daisy's got a boyfriend now.

It's such a bummer
that that's only why

you recognize that
you like her. That's it.

Did you finish my drink, you?

No, one sip left.

Yeah, thanks.

How you doing?

A lot going on out there.

What's happening?

A lot of chit chat.
I'll tell you that.

Because she's got
a bit of a... whatever.

Knowing Daisy and
Colin are kind of together

having Daisy's
sister telling me that

they're not suited for
each other and we are hurts.

Maybe I'm in denial.

It's like I'm not accepting
that I've lost my chance.

That... ing hurts. Feels
like dead butterflies.

Mm, delicious.

- Let's go.
- Right, then.

Yes.

- Woo!
- And off we go.

Thank you.

Bonnie, you're coming
in this one. Let's go.

No!

Bonnie!

You're almost so
unbelievably gorgeous.

But there's gotta
be a competition.

The person who loses
has to tell Chase...

I don't want to
hook up with him!

That's not your... ing choice.

Hey, who's getting
sexy back there?

Who does the three-way kiss?

Ready?

One, two, three. Mwah!

No, kiss like you mean
it. That was bullsh... .

Wait, wait, wait, who
do you want to kiss?

You and Chase, make out.

Oh, Bonnie and Alex, let's go.

Ah!

Unreal.

What the did I ever do?

What the? I'm
McLoving over here?

McLoving, I'm weak.

Poor Chase, he's
always so close,

but the satisfaction
of watching a man

getting pied so hard.

Chef's kiss.

Right, we're here.

- What do you want?
- Beer.

Chase, can you just
come here for a second?

Chase, you are honestly
the second best deckhand

I've ever had in my life.

I wish your personality
complimented your work ethic.

Wait, Chase, relax.

She's gonna get you again!

Three... ing times!

This is bad. This is real bad.

I've let down my - ing country.

Let down my family.

Yeah, I've got my
boardy shorties on.

Let me get my swimsuit.

Stop doing that.

- Stop.
- Stop kissing me.

- Stop it.
- Daisy.

You did that.

- You.
- Daisy.

Daisy?

Oh.

I can't hear sh... .

I know.

- You love it.
- Shut the up.

You do. You shut your face.

I do. I do.

Both of you shut
the up. Get upstairs.

You're gonna wake up,
Glenn. Take the trash with you.

Where the is Bonnie?

Bonnie.

Nope. Nope.

- Colin, get in.
- Get in.

- Let's lie here.
- Oh, yeah.

Night, girls.

So tough.

Where's Daisy?

I like you. I want
you to be in my life.

But you are in different
stages of your life.

What do you mean
be in your life?

Saying, let's try
to make this work.

Let's try to be together.

Stop doing that.

Stop kissing me.

Either you move to Europe
or I move to the States.

But you don't think
that's very, like, fast

for just knowing me?

He only wants me
to be his girlfriend

so that Alex can't have me.

But I'm also not an
object to be had. So...

Come on. Don't be a poop.

Come on.

Bonnie's too drunk
to speak English.

Dude, my... ing car ride back.

Alex kissed Lucy,
Madison, and Bonnie.

This is not good.

Gary's on edge.
And he's a bit jealous.

And his competitive nature
is going to start kicking in.

- Geez.
- Yeah.

Bonnie.

Oh, there it is.

- Will you go to bed?
- No, I will not.

I'm taking you to
the master cabin.

Give me my... ing pillows.

Give me my blankets.

Why are you... ing...

Why are you... ing...
go away mother... er.

No, no, no, no. I'm going bad.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Wait, but Bonnie's
in the master.

Why is this one closed?

That's on you. I'm
not interrupting anyone.

I have, all night. Bye.

Good morning.

Where's sea doggy dog?

Oh my God, oh...

With Colin, the sexual
energy between us

is very much alive.

It was definitely up there.

If you've had as many
girlfriends as Colin has,

you kind of expect it.

Did you have fun last night?

I did have fun, yeah.

You sluts.

You know what
you're doing, yeah?

- Crack on the cabins.
- Yeah.

Cool.

Luce.

I'll just get my radio.

Okay, this was a fire.

Hung the over.

That's just what we
needed to see in the morning.

Sea doggy dog.

So you're coming
to Dublin regardless?

Bon-Rad. You're leaving.

Thanks for having me.

Yeah.

What do you mean?
I'm traumatized.

Everyone was
down here last night.

That room was
Daisy's and Collin's.

And that one is Bonnie's.

We're all culprits.

- Baby, come back.
- Kiss.

No.

I didn't.

- I saw.
- They did, I saw it.

Say goodbye to your lover.

When did you make out with her?

In the van ride.

- You cut his lunch.
- Yeah.

Thank you so much. I
hope I see you guys again.

Yes.

Yeah, that's what
I'm going to eat.

- Well, thanks, guys.
- Bring it in.

Bonnie was
definitely a hurricane

through the Parsifal 3 crew.

And she was pretty spot
on with her analysis of Gary.

- And you.
- Just get out of here already.

Oh, off.

But my relationship with
Colin is very different.

He's direct. He
knows what he likes.

And I think his calm
nature is very attractive.

So this is all very fun and
exciting and new to me.

- Bye, guys. Thank you.
- Cheers, Bon-Rad.

- Bye, Dais.
- Bye.

What does it smell
like alcohol on here?

Probably someone was drinking.

Did you guys get on last night?

No.

Sure.

Sure, pal.

Oh, my God. You should have
seen what happened in the taxi, Dais.

We go, oh, kiss
the boy you fancy.

And Chase is like,
sat there like this.

And then she turns around.

And makes out with Alex.

Like, turns around.

I'm gonna wet myself!

He was so heartbroken.

Chase is growing on me.

Yay!

God damn it, cigarettes.

Gary, Daisy, and Ileisha,

could you guys meet
me in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting?

Okay, here we go.

Yes, this looks fun.

Bryan is North
Carolina's top realtor.

He is accompanied
by his companion, Rob.

Joining them are
longtime friends Madison

and married couple
Craig and Wick.

- Oh, hang on a second.
- Oh, my God.

Did you see this?

There are three
pages from Bryan.

Yeah.

Jesus... ing Christ.

A book, this.

"I don't expect the
chef to be as versed

"in international
cuisine as I am.

"So I ask they not attempt
to provide me any dishes

from outside their wheelhouse."

Meow!

Well, he knows what he likes.

Bryan has requested
his toilet paper

to be folded into roses one
day and sail boats the next.

On night two, they
would like a pride dinner

with seven courses,
each course to represent

a color of the rainbow.

I expect all courses
to be plated.

My ideal dinner is
at least ten courses.

What?

Oh, my God.

Please understand that
I expect my preferences

as primary to supersede
those of my guests.

Everything about the primary.

This is literally a nightmare.

Um, okay.

ing hell.

Coming up...

Let's race that boat.

Don't let them get past us.

They're beating us, Colin.

Boys are playing
with their big toys.

Don't let them win.

All right.

- Phew!
- Cool.

There's no time for sailing.

Yeah.

It's really important that
the level of service is five-star,

because the guests have a
very high standard as they should.

I think Bryan is going to be
a little bit high-maintenance.

Just a tad.

We had some issues
on our last charter,

so there's no room
for mistakes again.

I expect the team to really
be at the top of their game.

I think it's going
to be a good one.

- Yeah.
- I'm looking forward to it.

Thank you.

Phew!

I'm just going to
be on my laptop,

researching a million things.

ing Tim's face
is still on here.

Great.

Hi, this is Sailing
Yacht Parsifal 3.

We're having a pride party,

so anything rainbow-themed,
pink speedos for the boys.

- The boat looks good.
- Thank you.

Yeah, nice.
That's pretty quick.

No, we're done.

Have a look at this.

Three pages for
the primary guest.

Oh, my God, no.

Night, babe.

Night, Lucy.

Another day, another dollar.

Second to last charter!

What's up, buddy?

Do you want to give me
a hand, rolling this up?

I can do pink champagne
when they come on arrival.

Thank you, babe.

Radio's on full blast.

Oh, sh... . I forgot.

It's okay, we're together.

These are looking
good down here.

I'll come up and
do the fly bridge.

Copy, thank you.

We can both do it, Dais.
Like the real team we are.

You're being
weird this morning.

I'm just trying to show
you how much I care.

Have you run into
a first mate yet?

Gary works, but he's
not working on deck.

Oh, sh... .

That dude is chaotic.

Gary needs to be more
mature and conscious.

I mean, when your
two subordinates

are basically saying, look,
we're better off without you,

that should be eye-opening.

I feel like I'm not
really learning anything

about sailing, which sucks.

Gary seems like the kind of guy

that you really need
to ask that stuff.

You need to go and
seek out the knowledge.

I would love a little
more presence.

All crew, all crew. There's
provisions on the dock.

Copy that, Alex.

Interior, interior.

Any of you guys hear
that radio broadcast?

Copy that, on my way.

Are they the zucchini flowers.

I don't know. I don't
understand vegetables.

Ah!

Ileisha, do you have your radio?

- Yeah.
- Cool.

I think these might
be our speedos.

- What do you think, Glenn?
- It's very sexy.

We got one for you, too. I
got an extra small, made sure.

You're just going to
do the toilet papers.

Yeah, other than that,
it looks pretty good.

Last charter, we weren't
on top of the guests.

We weren't there enough.

We weren't giving
them our 110%.

I'm definitely feeling
the pressure to step it up

and deliver the
best service I can.

Girls, this is his chocolate
for bedside and...

Oh, for turn downs.

Yeah.

I am on a mission.

I had a look at the
cabins. They all look good.

Okay, thank you.

Oh, my God.

I'll put the good
ones in the master.

The sh... ones in the other one.

Fair enough.

All crew, all crew.

Guests will be
arriving in 15 minutes.

Copy from Colin, Chase and Gary.

Copy for interior.

That's the spirit, Mads.

Yeah!

Everybody ready
for a great charter?

Yes!

Ooh, it's hot.

That's what he said.

- Here they come.
- Hi.

- Thank you.
- Welcome to Sardinia.

- I'm Captain Glenn.
- I'm Bryan.

Hi, I'm Daisy.
Nice to meet you.

I just want to make
sure that I can't

wear these on the boat, right?

Oh.

You definitely don't want to
wear them up the paserelle.

- Hiya.
- Hello.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hello.

Welcome aboard.

Hi, I'm Mads. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Thank you.

Cheers.

Welcome aboard Parsifal.
Welcome to Sardinia.

Daisy is going to take you
for a little tour of the boat.

We'll get all the luggage on
board and we'll get out of here.

Hopefully, go do some sailing.

- Yay!
- Lovely.

Lovely. That's why we're here.

So, if you want to
follow me up the stairs.

Oh, my God. Did someone
come with high heels?

No ways.

This is the sundeck.
You've got the hot tub.

You've got the bunny
pad for sunbathing.

This is amazing.

Oh, I love a big wheel.

That can be for the sage.

Oh, my God.

So, down here, we've
got the main saloon.

Obviously, the bar
area behind you.

This is divine.

Rainbow skewers for
some rainbow boys.

And here we have
the master cabin.

I'm in love.

Chocolate!

I love you, chocolate.

- That's it.
- Thank you so much.

You're very welcome.

Colin, you can fire up.

Firing up.

- Gary.
- Yeah, Cap. Go ahead.

We can dump the lines.

Roger.

Come on here, little cuties.

- All mooring lines on board.
- Copy that. Thanks.

Maxi overnight
pads. What are those?

You don't need that.

I just love going
through cubbies.

Anchor's home, anchor's home.

Copy anchor home.

Okay. Fruit skewers.

Manchego wrapped
in fried sage cheese.

I'm going to start
coming ahead.

Would you like a canapé?

It's Manchego cheese
wrapped in a fried sage leaf.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, my God.

Look at the rainbow fruit.

I thought we were
the rainbow fruit.

We are. And that's
why it's perfect.

You can probably
go to bed, dude.

- All right. I'm out.
- Sweet, Alex.

Very nice.

- I know.
- Good feeling.

- Good feeling.
- Same, same, same, same.

When you guys are ready,
let's start getting sails up.

Copy that.

I'm excited we're going
to get to sail right away.

Daisy, I'm going to
get quite a bit of heel.

So make sure you
guys are well-stowed.

Copy.

Oh, it's all a lot.

Chase, can you keep
eye on the mizzen?

Oh, wow.

Hold.

Okay. Get ready on the main.

Look, main sails up.
We're going to start heeling!

Hold.

Okay. Chase, I'm going
to come out on the genoa.

Ah!

You have a table to hang on to.

Oh, good.

- Good?
- Yeah.

You can come out of
gear and shut down.

Woo-hoo.

- Yes. Yes.
- This is sailing!



- Yeah, baby.
- What's our angle, Glenn?

This is awesome.

This is probably 20.

Awesome!

Sh...!

I'm not ready. This is insane.

ing hell!

's sake, it's so...
ing unnecessary!

- 11 knots.
- 11 knots, baby.

This is legit.

Damn, baby.

I haven't bent over
this much in a long time.

Oh, my God.

I'm like, how much can I
balance without holding on?

That's my...

Yeah, sh... , goes
flying everywhere.

We break a lot of stuff.

Ah!

This is perfect.

What boat is that?

- Zengie?
- Yeah, that guy's moving.

- Let's race them.
- Let's race that boat.

I'm going to call them.

Are you okay up
here for a minute?

Yeah, man.

They've got sails up.

We've got sails up.

Any time two sailboats
are sailing in the same area,

well, that's a race.

Zengie, Zengie,
Zengie, Parsifal, 1-6.

Are you guys happy
if we just sail along

next to you for a little bit?

We're not going
to come that close,

but if you get uncomfortable
or anything's not cool,

just let us know.

Back to 1-6.

ing hell, we're heeling
over quite a bit, aren't we?

Like, this isn't
a storage space.

- Why's it packed like this?
- Daisy!

Ah! I'm stuck in
my... ing room.

Okay.

Yeah, he's cool,
so let's tack now.

Okay, coming about.

Hey, girls, just let you
know we are tacking.

Moving again.

What are they doing?



Okay, don't go too deep, Colin.

Let's do a speed build
first before we pair away.

Oh, yeah, baby, come on.

Look, we are racing them.

Show us what you got, girl.

- Yes!
- Whoo!

They're beating us, Colin.

They're going to get past us.

Don't let them get past us.

Really, this doesn't
help my prepping.

Boys are playing
with their big toys.

Don't let them win.

I know.

Smoking these folks.

He doesn't look like
he's gaining on us.

- That's good, huh?
- Go, Glenn, go.

Whoo!

This really is like
the cherry on top.

I always say my job is
to impress the guests

and give them a
special experience.

The best way to win a race

- is not to tell the other guy...
- That you're racing.

I would say we're the winner.

Ha!

Very, very cool.

Yeah, it was, huh?

- Hey, got some sleep?
- No.

Down a bit on the
mizzen. Down a bit.

- That's good.
- Hold.

Whenever you guys are
ready, we can do water sports.

Yeah!

Colin, Colin, Glenn.
We'll go out to two.

Yes, of course.

Same?

Any lime?

You know, I will do lime.

Since I'm on the ocean,
I need to avoid scurvy.

No scurvy.

What do you reckon?
Is that a good bite?

I think it's holding.

Lock it off.

- For you?
- Thank you, my love.

Of course.

What are you feeling?

I need a lot of sunscreen.

Okay, I've got
some here for you.

Whoo-hoo!

Careful with the current now.

Oh, no, you didn't!

Yes, I did!

He's a little bit floppy.

Yeah, Madison!

Go, Mads!

Whoo-hoo!

Getting a bit crowded
over here, huh?

Yeah.

Here you go! Whoo-hoo!

- You got it up!
- Whoo-hoo!

Yes, baby.

I'm trying to make
a little space in here.

This nauti-buoy is
a little bit bouncy.

It's like a trampoline.

Have you done the
water trampolines?

Yes.

That's what this feels like!

This... ing sink, man.

I have definitely served a
ten-course meal many times,

and they've always
been amazing.

But this is, like,
the least time

that I've had to do
something like this.

Generally, you have days.

- There's a lot going on.
- It's all good.

It's a challenge,
but most definitely

not one that I can't handle.

- Thank you, Glenn.
- No worries.

You're a super star.

- Gary's trying to get by.
- Come by, Gary.

He's carrying
that big a*s thing.

Oh, my God. Shameless.

What time would you
guys like dinner around?

- Nine.
- Okay.

Can I grab you guys anything?

I would like water
and a vodka soda.

Okay, sounds good.

- Thank you so much.
- My pleasure, Wick. My pleasure.

- Here's your still.
- Thank you.

Are we going in?

Yeah, I need a little rest.

- I'm feeling a bit sun-kissed.
- Yeah.

- Am I red?
- You're red.

I can feel it.

- You are red.
- Yeah, honey.

Hey, we see what happens,

but I mean, at
the end of the day,

Mads leaves after season.

It tends to always
happen, really.

And how do you feel
about the whole Daisy thing?

I'm quite happy for you guys.

I mean, Daisy's my
friend. You're my friend.

You got no feelings there?

I thought I did.

But no, I'm actually...

Yeah? When did
you figure that out?

Pretty much the
beginning of season.

So you come into this...

Oh, you're such a douchebag.

You come into the season,
like, wanting something.

Not wanting something, to
see if anything did happen.

Because I... ing asked you that.

Well, I wasn't sure about it.

And also, we live two
different lives, bruü.

Gary has contradicted himself
so many times this season

that it's becoming difficult
to believe what he says.

I've had a little
chat to Colin about it.

And I said, I think
I've always liked Daisy.

I'm not going to deny
the fact that it's there.

He's a friend. He'll
always be a friend.

But I'm just realizing
he's one of those guys

that I can't trust completely.

How I live and work
on a yacht, it's like,

how do you know
it's a right one?

Because it's this... ing fairy
tale world we're living in.

- It's confusing.
- It's confusing.

Oh, my God.

Okay. What's next?

This is cool. I like this
one more than the other.

Yeah, I agree.

Is there something I
can do to get you ahead?

Talk me through my menu.

First course. Almond
and grape gazpacho.

- Done.
- What do you want?

Have I ever told you how
gorgeous I think you are?

Um, maybe once or twice.

Eight is local sea brim.

- Yep.
- With fennel slaw.

Yep. Oh, I need to do that.

- So this one, that's yours.
- That's mine. Yeah.

I want the rainbow one.

Too much or not enough?

I mean always enough.

- Let's go eat.
- Let's go eat.

Fabulous feast awaits.

I think, like, I'm going
to be ready in, like, five.

Okay, cool.

Oh, how lovely.

Um, what can we get you?

Champagne.

Look at how gorgeous this is.

This is fantastic.

Ileisha, Ileisha.
Waiting for one guest.

- Copy.
- Sweet.

Hello.

We already had
dinner. It was so good.

Thank you.

We have all guests at the table.

Yep.

Mads, you can go
down and start cabins.

- Make sure your radio's...
- On.

Oh, girl, what are those?

So this is an amuse-bouche.

I love an amuse-bouche.

I love being amused.

- Ooh.
- Especially in your bouche.

So this is an almond
and grape gazpacho

with rose petals on top.

- Oh, that's lovely.
- Enjoy.

Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

Oh, my gosh. This is heaven.

OM... Oh, my God.

Okay.

- They really are so clean.
- They're so cute.

Lucy or Madison,
you can come to serve.

You want to do it or me?

Stuffed olives.

- What a good energy.
- That was a goal.

I mean, seriously.

Girl.

It's a fried olive.
I'm so excited.

It is definitely a fried olive.

Stuffed with beef and pork.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

Yay!

Wow.

Beetroot ketchup.

Gary, I've hurt my back, man.

You're okay.

I've just been
carrying the team.

Oh, my God.

Okay, they're ready.

But nobody's going to
outdo this outfit, though.

Those gloves.

Is it a squash blossom?
Is it a squash blossom?

Yes, it is a squash blossom.

Oh, gorgeous.

Stuffed with lemon ricotta
and beetroot ketchup.

Yay!

Look at that. It's
incredibly delicate.

It's a flower blossom.

Then she stuffed it.

Lucy, when you bring that up,

can you put down a spoon
and a fork straight away?

Ileisha, Ileisha, we
are going to clear.

Copy.

One thing I'm noticing that's
working really well this dinner,

the interior is much
better on the radios.

They're being more efficient.

They're saving energy, so
I'm very, very proud of them.

Okay, that's them cleared.

Okay, they're coming out.

Mads, can you come
help me for a sec?

- Sorry, Lucy's not here.
- Yeah.

Let's go, let's go.

Okay.

- Oh, my God.
- No effing way.

So, this is a sweet potato
and asiago cheese soufflé.

Oh.

I'm wowed. I'm
wowed. I'm wowed.

Just by the presentation alone.

- Yeah.
- I hope you enjoy it.

Yours is, like, perfect.

Wow.

Tantric breathing is
the key to mastering

multiple male orgasms.

I just want to let
you know that I think

you're such an amazing person.

What is happening to you?

You must get lipstick
that doesn't move.

- Gary, read the room.
- Persistence pays off, bro.

Does it?

How do you do soufflés
in a galley kitchen?

Aw, thanks.

It's like a gnat that just keeps
coming at you at some point.

You're just like,
okay, whatever.

You kissed me the first
night. Thank you very much.

- The first night?
- Regretted it ever since.

She kissed me on
the first night, dawg.

- All right.
- You weren't here.

That's why she was like,

oh, I've really got to
do better with my life.

If I was really
trying to go for better

I'd have made
out with Alex after.

Whoa.

I can't believe
you said that, man.

, I can't either.

- That's us over.
- That was awesome.

See this? Make
sure she knows this is

my plate, blown
away by the potato.

Talk about knowing
how to cut me deep.

ing hell.

Because I do believe
there's some truth in that.

- How's dinner going?
- Yeah, good.

Did they say anything?

Primary's obsessed with it.

- ing hell.
- Well, that's ruthless.

That's... ing ruthless, bro.

Then go. Why don't you?

I'm offended 100%, yeah.

I can take a joke,

but I don't think she
meant it in a joking way.

- You missed what I said.
- Why? What did you do?

So I was like, if I
wanted to upgrade,

I would have made out with Alex.

Oh, my God, Mads.

It's a joke.

That was actually mean.

That's actually something
I would get upset about.

Really?

- She thinks she likes Alex.
- Yeah.

They both were into
each other from day one.

Then why didn't they hookup?

I don't know what
the is going on at all.

I've tried to talk to
Mads about how she feels

and where we stand,

but it seems like it's always
been brushed under the rug.

The fact that this is
happening to me now,

because this is
kind of what I do,

it's like, are you
getting the hint?

Yes, I am getting the hint.

Maybe this isn't
a chick for me.

I need to do something
self-reflecting.

Such a sloppy season.

Oh, God.

I'm... ing over this.

Next on "Below
Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Does anybody need
help with dishes?

Oh, get away!

, I'll do anything to
make the guest happy.

Oh, my God!

No way. Did she hook
up with Alex in the van?

Why didn't you tell me this?

Oh, my God. Seriously?

What the is going on, dude?

Mads deserves better than Gary.

I think I wanted it
more than she did, so...

No, I want a chick
that's there for me, bro.

Dais.

Stop.

What the?

Gary is a desperate man.

When you're with me, it
feels like time slows down.

It's a bit of a sh...
situation to be in.

I think that's one of
the most romantic things

I might've ever said to you.