05x06 - Loose Lips Sink Trysts

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Previously on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht..."

Yeah, work it.

Aimee wants to celebrate
her 60th birthday.

[gasps]

No, we can't serve that.

He tried to take a shortcut.

He orders a sh--ty cake.

It's horrific.

I am just flagging this all.

I think the chef's gonna
be an issue.

[banging]

Oh, sh--.

You twist it twice, and
it'll never come undone.

I honestly feel like
I'm surrounded by people

who are great
at everything they do.

My anxiety does
get the best of me.

And I'm just struggling
like a----ing idiot.

Missing something.
It's missing one bean.

I'm giving you decaf
from now on.

De--

Another espresso martini
for Jeremy.

Okay. Cool.

Oh, who made
the espresso martini?

Is it okay?
What's wrong with it?

- Get over here, Danni.
- Is it okay?

It's the best.

Oh, my God, Danni.
This is the best.

Yay!

Gary seems to be giving
me the attention

and the banter that I need.

- [laughing]
- Stop it!

- Jump in!
- Come on!

[snoring]

I think this is like
the walk of shame.

Ugh...

I mean, don't get me wrong,

she's gorgeous and
she's an amazing person, but...

I see her in like a
little sister type of way.

I liked it, that was fun.

I don't know, sometimes when you
get drunk and you're flirting,

I think alcohol plays a big
factor in that, to be honest.

Good, let's go.

I try and say I'm going
to learn from my mistakes,

but----ing...

Gary's Gary,
I can't help it.

Jeez.

Yeah, oh yeah.

Yeah, I'd kiss Gary again.

I am lonely.

[snoring]

I've made the moves
from the moment

that I've met him till now,

and I am retiring.

Goodnight.

See you in the morning.

[alarm sounds]

- Sh--.
- Oh, God.

[bleep], I'm tired.

Morning.

How's the rest of your night?

It was good, and yours?

Yeah, it was all right.
Got a little bit too sh---faced.

Jenna, Davide...

Me and Gary.

Fun night.

Mmm.

I'm just going to keep quiet
about this one, yeah.

Now I'm bummed I went to bed.

Aw...

This hot tub is green.

It's----ing disgust...

They put bubbles in it.

It sounded like it was
a fun night.

How was it out?

Danni and I kind of had a chat

that kind of threw me
off a little bit.

She feels that she's always
one making the effort.

Do you think you
like her enough to start

making that more of
an effort, or...

I don't think I've realized that
I did until last night.

In the past,
I've shut down people

because working together and
dating is a huge challenge.

But I'm realizing it's
important not to be

kind of an absolutist about
things.

Kind of hurt me a
little bit, actually.

I'm still young and I want
to enjoy being young for a bit.

Let's take the risk.

Throw yourself into the unknown
every once in a while

and just kind of
see what happens.

We'll see.

Oh, [bleep].

Chef, it's time for work.
Get up.

This light is harsh, bro.

Are you still traipsing
around in your PJs?

- Daisy!
- Hey!

Wait for Danni.
Is she coming?

You look fresh as a daisy for
having such a little sleep.

- I know.
- Gosh.

- It's just what I do, man.
- Yeah?

Danni!

All right.

Oh, Gary, you idiot.

Do you want to set up your bar?

With lemons and lime.

I'm going to pull you in
all sorts of directions.

Be a team,
help each other, right?

- Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah.

I don't get it.

Sometimes the girls
have a bad attitude.

I'm feeling I'm dealing
with teenagers.

Juice limes, make
a bottle of coffee.

Do you want to do
the guest area?

Danni, you're on late.
Diana, you're on earlies.

- Thanks, baby.
- All right.

Do you want to get
ready to wash?

[sighs]

These scuppers are a pain
in the a*s.

God damn it.

- Is that it?
- I think so.

I just tried to shove glasses
back where they belong.

I'm going to go track down
my tea, I think it's downstairs.

I think it's on the bar
downstairs, to be honest.

Yeah.

Daisy, Cloyce, Gary,
should we get together?

in the mess for a preference
sheet meeting?

Copy.

There's a lot of faces.



And it's a short charter.

Okay, cool.

Andrew is the CEO of a
popular dental group.

He has gathered his friends
to bask in the sun,

sailing around Ibiza.

Andrew's wife Cecilia
is a dentist.

I'm seeing a trend here.

Nicole and Marta, dentist.

Angela is a realtor and
her sister, Conchetta,

is a dentist.

[laughing]

You didn't see that coming?

The guests would like
a seafood bash dinner

followed by a
blue and white party.

No dietary restrictions.

Everybody wants Caesar salad.

You can't go wrong with
a Caesar salad, though.

No, that's good.

This dirty, dirty hangover
is just so unfortunate.

But we're in Ibiza.
I'm young and single man.

So, as they say, YOLO.

Bottle service, baby.

Cool.

Luckily, the preference sheet
doesn't seem too alarming.

I think everything will
be as smooth and sexy

as I want it to be.

- Very chill.
- Cool.

Ready, break.

That's pretty good.

Cool.

Oh, living the dream.

Can you please give
the transom a good wash?

Would it be better from Keith

because he's got longer
reach than me?

Extend the pole.

I still can't reach the bottom.

You're taller than me and
I can reach the bottom.

I don't know what to tell you.
I can't do it.

You can do it.
I believe in you.

I'm quite clumsy.

Do I trust myself not to fall
off into sh--ty marina water?

Absolutely not.

Not some slenderman
who can reach, like,

seven foot below me.

[bleep]'s sake.

Don't forget this bit
here as well, on the teak.

Yeah, I was going to
go over that by hand,

but you are doing it now.

I want to go to a club again.

I do, too.

Whenever I'm drunk,

I just love----ing
making out with people.

All crew, all crew, guests will
be arriving in 90 minutes.

Copy.

I did that stainless
that you asked us to do.

Can you just wipe this as well?

Yes.

Okay, boat's looking
pretty good.

All crew, all crew.

Can we get everybody in the
c*ck in five minutes, please?

What underwear do I have on?

Black. Nice!

Let's do this.

Charter number four.

They're coming.

I hope we get to sail a bit.

Yeah, me too.

How you doing?

- Good, how are you?
- Awesome.

We're ready to have
a great vacation.

- Welcome.
- I'm Captain Glenn.

You can put your shoes
in the shoe basket.

Nobody ever knows my name.

They just go, oh, champagne.

- Hello!
- Davide. Nice to meet you.

- Hi, CeCe.
- Hello.

- Hello, Andrew.
- Gary.

- Nice to meet you, Gary.
- Hi, Andrew.

You're my favorite person.

Yay!

- Cloyce.
- Cloyce, Nicole.

Nice to meet you.

I want to welcome you on board.

Welcome you to Ibiza.

- Cheers, guys.
- Cheers.

So, in here, we've got
the night saloon.

- Vacation. Let's go.
- Wow.

Follow me down here
to the cabins.

[speaks Spanish]

This is so nice, you guys.

You guys can come in here.

Andrew, you don't mind if we
all sleep in your bed tonight?

Absolutely not.

Hey, Glenn, that's all
stern lines on board.

Starboard bow on board.

Copy that. Thank you.

- We're going to walk the plank?
- Yeah, walk the plank.

Okay, here goes.

- Looking good, Cap?
- Yeah, baby.

Hola, amigas, Nicole.

Will you grab my hat?

I'm busy dancing with my dress.

Well, if the sail
doesn't open up,

we could always use her skirt.

Nicole, get undressed,
we need your skirt.

- What?
- Yeah!

[laughing]

Me too.

I love your tins strap.

Yeah.

No, no [bleep] boy vibes here.

- Wish I'd met [bleep]boy, Gary.
- Yeah, me too.

Oh, what do you mean?

sh**ting good time.

We'd have
been rooted by now

Jesus.

Just thinking about
the showerhead at this point.

We can use it on
each other if you want.

What?

What?

What the [bleep] is going on?

Great day to get railed.

- ing hell.

[bleep]

He gets so uncomfortable.

- Oh, no.
- He's like, "Oh, God."

Should we do a c*ck?

This is, like, one
of the first times

that I don't cater to others.

Others cater to me.

Maybe just check on
the guests real quick.

Okay.

Oh, yeah? What happened
with you and Danni?

She's like, well, I miss
[bleep]boy with Gary vibes

since I come aboard.
Has it ever been like that?

I can't.

Honestly, I didn't want
it to happen.

- Would anybody like a refill?
- Since you made the trip up.

I think if you understood
why this behavior is so toxic

to the team and to yourself,

I think it would be easier
for you in the moment

to be like,
this isn't a good idea.

But I think in--

[bleep] the moment
when you're pissed,

you can't walk straight.
You can't think straight.

Gary, like,
she's 11 years younger than you.

Once, maybe. What's this,
a six or seven time?

You're looking for validation
hooking up with Danni.

- I wasn't hooking up with Danni.
- Or kiss, whatever.

- ing hell.

You're crazy.

Dickhead.

You're looking for validation
'hooking up with Danni.

I wasn't hooking up with Danni.

- Or kiss, whatever.
- ing hell. Don't...

Jesus.

I'm embarrassed a little
bit about kissing Danni.

I tell Daisy because
she's very honest with me,

and I appreciate that,
and I treasure that.

You're blowing this far
out of proportion.

Okay, make your own mistakes.

But that backfired miserably.

- ing hell.

It's not my fault
he's dumb as [bleep].

Jesus Christ.

Your teeth are nice.

You can't hide it
from us now, so...

All crew, all crew,
we're gonna sail now.

- Yeah, copy.
- Copy, Glenn.

[groans]

Mizzen' first, yeah?

Good.
Let's go up on main.

- Woo!
- My gosh.

Look how big that wheel is.

That's what she said.

I like it.
Let's see what she can do.

Hey... hold!

We're gonna start coming
out on the Genoa.

Would you like
some more champagne?

I would love some.
Thank you, Daisy.

- You're welcome.
- Look at that water.

Oh, my God.

We're bearing away
on to port tack.

It's pulling us aside there.

There we go.
We're tipping. We're tipping.

There you go.
Bob's your uncle.

Fanny's your aunt.

- Guys!
- Wow!

Oh my gosh!
Guys, we're sailing.

- Almost seven knots.
- Yeah, baby.

Wowie-zowie!

It's so beautiful out here.

Oh, my gosh.

Good God.
This is hectic.

This is crazy.

Hold on tight.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my gosh.

I just need chocolate.

Rub my belly.

I'm having the best time
of my life.

We have a real tilt going,
look at the water.

Whoa!

We're sailing!

If any of you guys want
to try the wheel...

Yeah, get out of my way.
Here we go.

My head hurts.

You could see we're
turning to the right.

Yeah.

So then you come back this way.

You want to kind of back
and forth a little bit

- to try to keep it centered.
- All right.

Spin the wheel that way
a little bit.

A few tries.

Would you like some
more champagne?

Yes, please.

So, I did want to
grab you, actually.

MC and Chris are
recently engaged.

Well, that's amazing.

Yeah, of course.

I think it's probably
going to be late dinner.

More like, 10 o'clock dinner.

- At least, yeah.
- Okay, great.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

I have a bit
of bad news.

Earliest a 10 p.m. dinner.

That might mean, like,
a little afternoon nap.

I thought he was coming on a
starboard tack.

He looks on port tack.

It's perpendicular
to that curve.

No, no, we're heading
in the same direction.

Also, Chris and Mary Catherine,

they just recently got engaged.

So, they want something
to signify it.

How about a luxury super yacht?

That'll----ing signify it.

[laughing]

Oh, my God. Not funny.
Not funny. Stop talking.

Something, like, written with
happy anniversary or something.

It would at least,
like, signify it.

Okay.

Gary, Gary, Glenn,
put the mizzen away.

Copy.

When I don't sleep, my mentality
is at an all-time low.

Oh, my----ing God.

Where's Em?

- Okay, coming down.
- Cool.

I feel like I really
need to brush my teeth.

Yes.

Wine doesn't taste good
after you brush your teeth.

I know.

That looks good, Glenn.

Hey, Em, do you want
to get started

on the swim platform, please?

Heading there now.

Where is she all
the time, hey?

- [bleep].
- Okay, port ready.

- How many shots?
- Let's go to two.

Where you been?

I was upstairs a
lot of the time.

You were there.

There's one time
to hang around is

when we're dropping sails and
getting ready to do this stuff.

Okay. Yeah.

You could start putting
the nautibouys in.

Copy that.

Yeah.

My man.

Mmm!

- 2.5 shots now.
- Okay, that's perfect.

Thank you very much.

Do you need me?
Or am I good to go down?

Okay.

Is everyone going to sit
on the big float?

- Yeah.
- I'll sit on that.

[snoring]

I'm going to let you guys
navigate this first.

There you go.

- [laughing]
- That was nice.

Actually, I'm going to fall.

I do have something
funny to tell you,

but you can't tell anyone
because it's not a big deal.

I'm not going to tell anyone.

That's why
I haven't told anybody.

How's all the
mermaids doing down here?

Mermaid number two.

Gary and I may have kissed.

[laughing]
Danni...

I would do it again,
but I'm not going to cry

if it doesn't happen again.

- What did you just say?
- No, knots.

That is definitely what it
sounded like you said.

I thought you liked Keith.

I like everybody.
I don't care.

That's cool, bro.

I really would like to
be like Danni in, like,

she goes and does
whatever she----ing wants.

She doesn't care about
what people think.

She goes and talks to guys.

I mean, I'm shy.
Like, don't do that.

So I did...

Like, I wish I was like that,
to be honest.

Bro, I have sexual tension
with everybody

on this boat at this point.

That is so----ing funny.

That made an incredible
difference.

He's just floating.

He's going for it.

Tequila, oh.

Woo!

Amazing job!

We're going to do dinner
up in the flybridge.

The two of you can start setting
up blue and white theme.

Sick!

Everyone, change into
blacks, please.

Blacks.

All right, baby.

- Good morning.
- Morning.

- Morning?
- Did you get a nap?

Oh, yeah.

Let's go brush our teeth.

Wow, look at the sunset.

What are you doing for dessert?

That's a good question.

I was wondering if there's
a way you incorporate,

like, blue and white, like,
a trifle or something.

I mean, ice cream is white,
so that's good.

These shirts are so short.

Like, anytime I lift my arms up,
it just comes untucked.

Give us a demo.

[laughing]

Diana, can you please come
to the main saloon?

Can you make margaritas
that look blue?

Or what about blue salt?

Oh, my God,
I can't deal with mess.

Excuse me. There seems to be
a stain on the back.

Ooh, okay.

Do you have a little
stain remover?

- Oh, I, yeah.
- Yeah.

I'll try to do it.

How is it looking up there?

- It's pretty.
- Yeah?

Danni...

Yes, I'm decorating the table.

You hate laundry,
don't you, Dee?

No, it's like I have
things to do as well.

Can you come help me?

Or are you just enjoying
your sit-down?

Okay, I'll slow down.

Come on.

Nice, nice, baby.

Oh, you're a little
- ing as*h*le.

Not you. Sorry, that little bit
of streamer that just broke.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

I've never told you about that.

Didn't you?

Where's Diana?

I want to ask her if she wants
to take a sunset pic with me.

- Diana?
- Yes.

Oh, by the way, I was actually
doing something before,

so I was actually
doing something.

Quickly.

Keith, please take
a piccy of us.

Diana, you look so
happy to be here.

- Because I'm annoyed.
- Why?

Because I am.
I'll talk to you later.

- Keith...
- Just do it, please.

Because we have things to do.
We're actually working.

- Thank you.
- All right.

What's wrong?

It was literally all about work.

I was obviously busy
setting this up.

Okay.

Because I'm the one that does
most of this all the time.

I'm sorry if I can't
run up and down.

Next time I'll do it.
[bleep]'s sake.

We all work in team.

Like, while you're doing this,
I'm doing stuff downstairs.

Which I've never disregarded
or said that you weren't.

But you're sitting there
laughing,

and I was just asking
help from Gary.

I was busy, bro.
What must I do?

Oh, [bleep]'s sake.

Mmm.

When I hear seafood bash,

that to me is like
a bunch of seafood.

I think it's all family style.

- I don't like it.
- Really?

- Yeah.
- That's funny.

You don't see it from
a service perspective.

I think plated would be
nice, you know,

because you can get show off
presentation a bit more.

On a boat like this for
an engagement dinner,

it should 1,000% be plated.

Plate the salad,
clear the salad.

The rest of it is
all family style.

It feels a little weird.

As another HOD,
I can give Cloyce my opinion,

but if Cloyce isn't going
to listen, that's on him.

I can lead a horse to water,
but I can't make it drink.

That's probably what we're
going to do, ideally.

- Looking good.
- Are we ready?

- Yeah.
- Welcome to Ibiza.

b*tches.

Okay.

I would say, yes, I'm a
grudge holder if you're a b*tch.

Oh, baby.

But like, I'm going to
be a b*tch as well.

Okay.

Daisy looks like
she's in a foul mood.

[bleep] Gary.

Oh, beautiful.

Oh my gosh, that's so pretty.

I love it.

We're all dentists,
so attention to detail.

Yes, we're very type A people.

Okay, great. They're
gathering around the table.

Thank you.

Thank you.

- The vacation has started.
- Cheers.

So we have some
blue salted margaritas,

but you don't have
to drink them.

We just got them for the blue.

We definitely love them.

Why would we put drinks out
and not drink them?

Hang on. Speech time.

[imitates whip]

MC and Chris,
we're so excited for you.

Your wedding coming up.

And so tonight is for you guys.

- Oh, you're gonna make me cry!
- This is your something blue.

- Andrew.
- Something blue!

Danni, Danni, please come to
the galley for service.

Copy that.
I'm on my way.

- Woo!
- [shouting]

I'll go first.
You go in the middle.

You go the last two.

All right.

Thank you.

Your first course
this evening.

It's a play on
a Caesar salad and, uh...

Well, that is it.

[laughing]

- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

I don't know what the play is.

It tastes exactly like
a Caesar salad.

Yeah.

Like what do you
- ing write?

Congratulations on
getting engaged.

So the perfect thing to be
we just to put good luck.

Yeah.

Facetious?

It's a big one for you.

God, you're quirky today.

It's nice.

Are you all finished?

- Yes.
- Okay, great.

Can I help?

Um...
For now we're doing all right.

Cloyce, we're clearing.

Is this ready to go?

- Yes.
- Okay girls, let's go.

Let's go. Let's go.
Keep it hot.

- Oh my.
- Uh-oh, green beans.

There's going to be a
fight over green beans.

So for our seafood bash,
we have roast lobster tail,

pan seared scallops,
king prawns and green beans.

Oh, please enjoy.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Excellent.

Do you like it?

You want plated for dinner.

Yes. I will say it to
the chef for sure.

I'm sorry.
I know it's very annoying.

Okay.

I love it.

I don't enjoy it.

I know you are.

Why is it just me that
has to be the bigger person?

Like, can you not go tell
your other stew

to go grow up a little bit too?

Diana, do you want me to
start on the other room?

Yeah.

All right.

Lord.

- Hey.
- Hey, how are you guys doing?

We didn't think you'd
still be awake.

Oh, yeah.
How was dinner?

- Oh, delicious.
- Excellent.

It's really good.

You still got dessert coming.

- Wowie-zowie.
- No, we're so tired.

- We don't want dessert.
- Really?

- So you're jet lagged.
- Yeah.

We all are.

Captain Glenn, tell her
to stop complaining

because she's on a super yacht
in the Mediterranean.

Yeah, things could
be worse, right?

- Anyway, bon appetit.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Good night, Captain.

- You think so too, right?
- I do.

Yeah.

You've just mentioned
it a few times already.

Okay.

- You want me to try those?
- We should probably both.

- Mm, that's good.
- Thank you.

You're welcome.

Alrighty, I'm going to bed.

Are you going to
put some sprinkles on top?

I want to k*ll someone.

So whenever you're ready,
go for it.

This might not be
the right tip.

Dais...

Come with me.

That's----ing it.
Let's go.

I think it's
better if we don't fight.

And I want to apologize to you.

I wasn't trying to lay into you,

but I don't know how else to
communicate your behavior

is self-destructive, and it's
destructive to other people.

I'm glad you took
the time to reflect.

You don't treat
other people like that,

and you especially don't
treat people

who's in your----ing corner.

So thank you for allowing
me to speak

and thank you for the apology.

Okay, instead of hugs, should
we just high five things?

Why, are we not
allowed to hug now?

- It's time you grew up.
- I know.

Just a little bit.

Oh, [bleep].

This is----ed.

I must not have creamed
the stuff fine enough

for this to come out the
way we need it to.

Maybe I should just
re-whip the whole----ing thing.

We're spending too
much time on this.

I'm going to bed.
I'm so sorry.

I'm so tired.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

Are we almost ready to go?

Yeah, are they just chilling?

We're all just trying
to help you, though,

enjoy your engagement night.

We were, like, fully cleared.

[bleep].

Are you joking?

Yeah, yeah. Don't worry.

Why is he so slow?
Why is this taking so long?

Decorate the plate.
Some flowers.

Come on, Cheffy.

Instead of taking a full
blown-a*s nap,

you should have been
pre-prepping these desserts.

You should be
better organized.

This is bullsh--.

Not my best work.

Oh, my God.

I don't give a [bleep]
about the----ing icing sugar.

I have to go with it now.

Save it until tomorrow.
It's taking forever.

No pressure.

I'm falling asleep.

How much more do we [bleep]
with this?

It's taking forever.

I'm ready to serve when you are.

Okay.

All right.
Here comes...

Something.

This is for you both.

Oh, my goodness.

- Woo!
- Thank you.

Absolutely.

I was going to go crawl in bed.

A little bit of a wait there,
but I appreciate it.

So, uh, enjoy.

I would count tonight as
definitely not my best work.

Um, yeah.

Not enough sleep.
Definitely too much to drink.

I'm never doing that
ever again, so...

[sighs]

Yeah.

- I just tasted the coconut.
- Yeah.

Basically the healthiest
thing I've had all day.

Hi.
Have a good night.

Someone leaked trash
on the deck.

Remember when you're
rinsing as well?

Try to get all the food up,
vacuum first.

And then when
you're rinsed, like...

You want to push the water

and everything into
the scuppers, you know?

Mm-hmm.

Hi.

Yep.

Hey, thank you, guys.

Night, night, night.

Good night.

Oh, yeah, I would make it easy.

Crack on with the bow now.

Yeah, well, I mean,

don't wait for the guests,
you know.

Yeah.

So, the guests, I think they
were a bit disappointed

that tonight wasn't plated.

Part of it was pleaded.

No, that's chill.

Sounds good.

Hello, CeCe. Let's think. How
long have we known each other?

I was so good to her, Angela.

- I believe it.
- At school.

What does that mean?

She screwed me a lot.

- Not a good thing, I guess.
- That's not nice.

- Not this time.
- Not today.

You know you did, though.

I love you.

Now you do.

Let's talk another time.

What a day.

I also feel like they're
just----ing talking to me

like I'm a----ing idiot.

Maybe I'm being oversensitive.

Or maybe I am
a----ing idiot. Who knows?

- ing Emma, my God.

I'm going to sleep.

Good night.

[laughing]

Are they all in bed?

Oh, for now.

- Good night, y'all.
- Hi!

- Sleep well.
- Bye.

- ing tired.

Here are the top five things

I always bring with me
on a date.

I just can't...

Hello, mate.
Good morning.

[bleep], it's time.

It's 7:27.

Oh, [bleep].

Sorry, I'm not quite finished.

I've done these scuppers
a number of times now,

and each time
I walk back around,

this bit has re-accumulated.

If there's standing water
still on the deck, though,

once you do the scuppers,
it's just gonna run off again.

I don't know what to tell
you, mate, because...

I'm just telling you that's why
you're re-doing it.

Yeah.

I'm just trying to give
you some advice.

Yes, again.

Don't take it the wrong way.
I mean, we're all just...

If we don't communicate
about these things,

it's not gonna get done.

I can help you with the swim
platform if you like.

Mm-hmm.

[bleep].

Emma's the one who
offered to help me,

and now she's just standing
here doing nothing.

Just pick something up.

This is honestly some
passive-aggressive bullsh--

but I'm just over being made

to feel like a----ing
small person.

It takes quite a lot to
get me worked up,

but it's almost cruel to stand
there and watch me struggle.

[yawns]

Hi.

You look tired.

I'm a bit tired.

- Morning.
- Good morning.

How are you doing?

- Very good.
- Yeah?

Could I have still water
and a champagne to start?

- Yes, you can. Of course.
- Very good. Thank you.

[giggles]

Why are you giggling?

Is there something on your mind?

- I have a lot of things.
- Do you?

Do you want to
share them with me?

- I think you want to know.
- Sure, I do want to know.

God, you're funny.

So, I was thinking
about our kiss.

I love you and I think
you're an absolute superstar...

Oh, what?
Oh, sh--. Sorry.

Why are you apologizing?

That's fun.

Awful.

[sighs]

[yawns]

Is this up for grabs,
this yet or...

- Certainly is.
- Thank you.

Good way to start the day.

How are you doing?

I'll let you know
after I wake up.

How was the boat this morning?

Emma and I had a bit of
a tiff this morning.

Oh, really?

How was she this morning
when you woke up?

Tired. Frustrated.
She was pissed.

Keith is awake.

I sort of
had a pop at him.

Why?

Sometimes I try
to give her advice,

and she's like, I don't
know what to tell you.

I'm like, well, I'm just
trying to help you.

Personally, I would say
write down your issues

and just bring it up
in really calm manner,

because if you treat things
with hostility,

you'll get hostility back.

I'm going to have a chat
with her today

if I get a chance...

I know.

How are we looking
for breakfast?



- Yeah, 15 sounds good.
- Yeah?

Okay, perfect.

Nice to relax.

This is better than
I thought it would be.

I mean, even better than
I thought it would be

is what I meant to say.

Cloyce, they are
ready for breakfast.

Copy, thank you.

Up for the morning.

Hey, roughly how many
minutes do you think?

Six or eight.

This is cute.

Just cooking some fresh,
scrambly eggs

and then it's good
to go after that.

Usually for breakfast, I like
to have some kind of egg,

some kind of breakfast meat,

a pastry of some sort.

Where's the banana bread?

Where's the chocolate
chip muffins?

Where's the quiche?

Just anything.

Usually yogurt,
parfait elements.

The breakfast that
Cloyce is putting out,

it's screaming
budget hotel,

airport hotel,

continental breakfast.

If you hit all of those things,

usually everyone
is pretty happy.

What is that?

Some scrambled eggs.

I'll do the scramble.

Thank you. I'm very classy here.

- Want a bite?
- No thank you.

I'll go with you.

Davide?
Hey, mate, can you fire up?

We're going to start picking up.

- Finito?
- Yeah.

How was last night?

Everything
seemed to go well?

[vocalizing]

- Something happened?
- Mmm...

- Okay, talk to me.
- Could be better.

I don't think the guests
are too happy.

- His lunches are fine.
- Uh-huh.

We'll just go right here.
I don't want him to hear.

I'm pretty sure the guests
weren't that happy last night.

The problem is I'm not sure
the guests will complain

because it's not bad enough.

Right, but it's not
something special.

No, like you could have
gotten something better

in the local----ing marina.

It wasn't super yacht.
The dessert even...

I don't know how long
we were waiting for that.

And there's just giggling
and laughing.

I felt like it did.

We're not even halfway
through the charter season.

He can't be coasting.

He's got to be putting out
the best of his best.

I think A, he doesn't know.
B, bad time management.

And C, I think there's a bit of
laziness coming into play.

I can try and manage it.

So I'm going to talk
to him again today.

Think you're going to
get the point across today?

Coming up...

It's a bit of a gut punch.

- Deck, deck, deck, Glenn.
- Go ahead.

You guys can start getting
that anchor off the bottom.

Copy that.

- Hi, everybody.
- Morning.

Copy, thank you.

Enjoy your last little
sail, ladies.

Hello, doll.
Sorry, I haven't had the chance

- to say hello to you.
- That's all right.

It's been a pretty hectic
morning, to be honest.

What are your predictions
for tonight?

[laughing]

[bleep].

I don't want to put
a crimp in my hair.

I just washed it.

The way that the wind
is blowing,

I think the crimp is the last
thing you need to worry about.

Oh, thanks.

You excited for the night out?

I am actually.

We're nearly halfway through.

What happened between you
and Danni the last one?

I didn't know any...
I don't know anything.

Um, I think it was like,
I think it was good.

We had a chat.

She was, I think
she kind of was,

she's one of those
people who wants,

like she wants
to flirt like all the time.

I'm kind of like, like when
we're working, can we just...

Oh yeah.

But you know, I think if like,

if there's a connection
you go for it,

but I'm just not
too sure of like,

if the connection's more just
like something fun and flirty

and light hearted or kind of,
you know.

I'm pretty sure
Danni kissed Gary.

Oh, what the hell?

So...

That's annoying.

So much for meeting halfway.

You know, we had
a heart to heart.

So it feels like
it's almost a deliberate thing.

It's a bit of a gut punch.

I don't know.

Hey, Cloyce, can we have a chat?

Yeah.

Danni, you can go and
help with the cabins.

Copy that.

Obviously, you know, I'm not
a chef and I don't know,

but just I've been in the
industry for quite a while.

I think things are a
little bit last minute.

And I think the dinners
need to be a bit more.

And I genuinely think that's
what the guests are expecting.

And I don't want it
to affect the tip.

Just something that
it's like, wow,

this is the most beautiful
plate I've ever seen.

And if you've worked on
big boats like that,

then you should know.

I think some things
are inherently rustic.

Some of that is not just...

I understand that.

And I know there's a
reason for everything.

All I can do is give you my
advice from my experience,

whether you choose
to take it or not.

Everybody obviously does
it a little different.

This isn't my first rodeo.

I'm trying to,
I'm trying to help you.

It's definitely easy
to say, oh yeah,

like blah, blah, blah,
but, you know,

I have never in the history
of my charter experience

had anyone questioned my
capabilities in the galley.

Cloyce is not getting it.

I'm being relatively direct,
but it's not working.

I don't have anything
to prove to you.

I do think you're struggling a
little bit with time management.

There's a lot
of----ing variables, though.

I'm trying to help you from
my 11 years of yachting.

But maybe in the
two years of yachting,

you've been doing,
you know, better.

Well, yeah.

Next on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"...

[laughing]

With what?

- ing...

I see a lack of urgency.

You go for a coffee,
then it's a cigarette,

then it's another coffee.

This is absolutely bullsh--.

[bleep]'s sakes.

You've got to get Glenn.

Oh, [bleep],
that boat's getting close.

Move this. Move.

Hello!
[bleep]

- [knocking]
- Glenn...

- ing hell.