05x13 - Mid-Strife Crisis

[bunniefuu]

Previously on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Roomie!

Oh, this could have been
a really bad idea.

Oh, I know.

I do snore, though.
Are you prepared?

[bleep], you do snore.

Could you see a
relationship with me?

Gary...

I'm just asking
for a friend here.

Unless Gary did some serious
growing up very fast...

Just no----ing way.

You're the one person
on this boat

that I feel like I can
be myself around.

I'll tell you that
straight up right now.

Hey, b*tches!

Hut 41!

Hut!

Stop!
I'm talking, Gary.

I think Daisy needs
someone

a little bit more mature,
you know?

I do like your hair like this.
This is nice.

Oh, thank you.

You might just have to get it
out your system, buddy.

Jillian and Sharie
plan to enjoy

fun in the sun alongside
their friends.

So this is to our
Spain vacation, you guys!

- You go, you go!
- Shot, Shot!

[laughing]

It's not sweet enough.

Yours not sweet enough?

This right here tastes
like cough syrup.

- Oh, my God!
- Sh--!

Thank God this is just
a one night charter.

What happened to Daisy?
She went to go take a nap?

No, she's still running
around downstairs.

How you guys doing?

Everything okay?

Why is Glenn in there?

I don't know, because they're
not happy with something.

When you come to
this level of luxury,

you do want what you pay for.

I feel like the guys kind
of went over and beyond

to kind of help us
have a good time.

Okay.

The girls were all
really friendly,

but some of the things
that came up

is they weren't as attentive.

Even though you felt like
the girls was friendly,

they was friendly
in front of us,

but I feel like as soon
as they turned around,

they was just like rolling
their eyes, just frustrated.

What's going on?
This is quite uneasy.

It's taking so long.

I don't like it.

They had conversation.
You could just tell.

They were just irritated.

I'm very, very sorry for that

because that
should never happen.

What would they be
complaining about?

The spilled champagne.

Obviously, we've dropped the
ball there, so I apologize.

- You were great.
- It was great.

Thank you very much.

You made up for everything.

And I appreciate
you saying that.

That's very nice,
but we're a team.

And it's all about
your experience.

We're going to chat and
find ways to make sure

that that never happens again.
All right?

- All righty. Thank you.
- Thanks.

I'm going to head out
to the dock.

Okay.

[bleep] this, it's going
to be so uncomfortable.

Okay.

It was a pleasure having
fun with you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

The food was great, man.
Thank you so much.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you. Thank you.

So thank you, everyone.

It was a few little hiccups.

Sometimes we felt
a little tension

between some of the girls.

Hopefully we didn't
work you too much.

We kind of felt the frustration
a little bit towards us.

And what else?

The main thing was I feel like
the guys did such a great job

of trying to make us happy.

So just a few hiccups that
we've already shared with you

and you can share
with your crew.

- This is for you.
- Thank you, thank you.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.

- Bye
- Thank you very much.

Keep waving.

All right, guys.
That was a tough one.

That was not our
easiest charter.

We'll chat about it and come
up with solutions to all that.

Let's get everybody changed
into their off charter, please.

That was very directed at us.

I'm really glad that the boys...

- We tried.
- ...were able to do that.

But I'm also not
going to take it

when you're giving us
so much hostility

and we're working
all these hours.

I was very happy
with that charter.

They said us guys did great.

So thank you so much
for your hard work.

I'm going to go talk
to Glenn and say

we will work on this.

I think you all
did a great job.

Not that was
there for any of it.

Bring it in.
Come on. Bring it in.

I don't want any guests
to walk away

feeling like they had
an experience like that.

That's not why I'm here.

I certainly didn't want them to
feel like we didn't like them.

So yeah, I feel guilty
and responsible.

Get changed.

And I'm going to talk
to Glenn first.

Sweet.

Do you want to go down
to the cabins?

Maybe, yeah.

I think people are worried
about this tip meeting.

Yeah, I think so.

I'm not.
Everything's good.

Well, you got very
specially shouted out.

[bleep].

I'm personally,
like, just losing

my passion and motivation.

I'm not speaking on
behalf of Diana,

but you'll be on your phone,
and then you come up,

and then you shout
at us for something,

and then I'm like,
I'm so confused.

- I shout at you?
- Sometimes.

Oh.

Well, like, you'll,
like, snap at us.

- Well, like, snap at me.
- Okay.

- In particular.
- I snap at you in particular.

Sometimes, yeah.

Hi.

It is drop-off day, girl.

Do neither of you
have something to do?

Can you go find something
to do, please?

You just snap, and then
we kind of rub off on it,

and we're doing the same.

I don't feel like we're always
a group performing at a whole

to our peak because of it.

It just seems sometimes
we're, like, lacking, like,

we have no----ing
clue what's going on.

Things have gone a bit
more smoother because,

yes, we have taken initiative,
and we've done stuff,

because now we know the
program kind of to an extent,

but I still feel like
we're operating off

no direction,
and it's just hard.

I'm sorry that
you felt like that,

or you feel that
I snap at you.

Secondly, if you don't
know what you're doing,

come and ask me.

I like to think
I'm very approachable,

maybe in the heat of the moment,
maybe I'm direct.

I mean, I can only make
someone care so much.

You have to want
to care for yourself.

I want to.
I really, really do,

but, like, it's hard
sometimes to want to care

when it just
feels like you don't.

I'm sorry that I go off the vibe
that I don't want to be here.

I actually think
I'm a very pleasant crew member.

I'm not having a go.

No, no, it's not.

I'm just a bit blindsided.

I mean, obviously, I'm going
to have to go and re-evaluate

how I can create passion
in what you're doing.

Okay.

She's a----ing billboard
for Gen Z.

Her headspace is just different.
It is very millennial.

It's like they try
to rub in our face,

like they're much older
and wiser than us.

She thinks that I'm her equal.

I'm absolutely not her equal.

I'm her superior in every way.

You're a 23-year-old who knows
absolutely----ing nothing.

Sit there, shut up,
and learn from it.

I need a little snack.

A little snack, a little snack,
a little snack.

- Rar!
- Ah!

- Daisy?
- Yes.

- Let's go have a chat.
- Yes.

Okay, so before we went
out to say our goodbyes,

I had a chat with them.

They just felt mostly that the
service wasn't up to the level

that she would expect
on a super yacht.

There was just such
a bad vibe,

and I will take
responsibility for that.

I mean, I felt like
I always had my manners.

I think I tried
to start a conversation,

but the looks I was getting,

a conversation,
if I tried to start it,

it was like stonewalling,

and it got to the point
where I was like,

I don't want to
be around them.

But you set the tone
for your department,

and so how can we
come up with a way

that if we get the exact
same mood from the next guest,

what can we do different?

Don't get yourself upset.

It's not just you.

I will make sure...

[bleep] me, this----ing day.
I will be back.

Take a minute and come back.
Take a minute and come back.

I'm waiting.

[sighs]

There's Daisy, I was
wonder what's happening.

[sobs]

I told Daisy,
that I think she's unmotivated

and not passionate
and doesn't give a [bleep].

- You said that?
- Yeah.

What am I supposed
to do, Diana?

[sobbing]

...very hard to
work for somebody

that doesn't give a [bleep].

Work-wise, she's not
the worst Chief Stew

because she actually...

Like, she's comprehensive
and stuff.

I've not seen that at all,

so kudos to you for noticing,
but I have not seen that.

On my last boat,
we would get punished

by our chief stew if we left
a little bit of dust here

or, like, you forgot
to take this bag out.

So, for me, Daisy is great.

I think the priority for
Danni right now is,

like, flirting with guys.

She's not, like, considering

other people's feelings
or, like, anything else.

Now, I look like
a----ing b*tch

because she's gonna spit on me

and make my life
- ing hell.

This is so, like,
mind gamey.

I don't do mind games,
like, it's just facts.

Hi, I'm sorry for walking off.

That's okay.
Let's go in the cabin.

This is not about
chewing you out.

This is about trying
to solve the problem.

It didn't go great
in your department.

I know you can do it.

Take that on board,
realize that,

hey, you know, I can
do better, right?

Yeah, I appreciate it.

- Give me a hug.
- Thank you.

What happened?

I was just telling her I think,
like, it's hard to work

for someone who doesn't care.

All you can do is say
how you feel,

but she's going to be defensive.

She's gonna, yeah,
of course,

because she probably wasn't
expecting it either.

I don't want to say any more
because I feel bad for Dais.

All crew, all crew,
can I get everybody

in the saloon for a tip meeting?

Copy.

You're good.
Don't stress.

Let's get this
"row on the shoad."

Sorry, excuse me.

Thank you.

- Okay?
- Yeah.

All right.
Another charter done.

We can't let the mood of
the guests affect our mood.

We have to continue to provide
excellent service to people,

whether they seem
to enjoy it or not.

We can't control what they do,

but we can definitely
control what we do.

Okay.

One more thing.
The tip.

- $15,000 US dollar.
- Whoa! That's not too bad.

Oh my God, even though
that was a tough charter

and they didn't
have the experience

they were quite expecting,

that was very generous.

So we appreciate it.

This is the home stretch.

Knock it out of the park
for these last two.

All right? Good.

Tonight's the night,
my boy.

I'm gonna shave my nuts.
See you in a minute.

Enjoy that.

Here she is.
Oh yeah.

Really?

She completely
assassinated my character.

We're here to make you
look great, sweetie.

She picked the wrong
- ing person.

And if she had just...

I'll handle it when I'm calmer.

I'd like to have a good night.

Because I have
the best night

when you're having
the best night.

Because I always have the
best night when I'm with you.

I'm not going to let
it ruin my night.

- What's up?
- What's going on?

Let's go.

Let's get this
"row on the shoad", huh?

- Thank you, sir.
- After you kind, sirs.

Okay.

Ibiza! Come on.

That was the worst charter
I've ever done.

- And I've had...
- This one?

I think you did
an incredible job.

- All things considered.
- You are very sweet.

It was tough.

I like the psychology
of an older lady.

So yeah, I am definitely
a bit flirty with Daisy.

You wouldn't be disappointed if
you didn't----ing love it.

- [bleep]
- [laughing]

When I was 17, I met this
girl at the swing club.

She was 23 at the time.

We had a little thing.

And it eventually came
down to the fact

that she wanted to get married.

Ultimately, it didn't work out.

But I remember our first date.

She had to come pick
me up at the house.

And she was like,
oh my God, this is ill*gal.

And I was like, not yet.

Yes, ma'am.

Hola, ¿qué tal?

Wow, well, this is pretty.

- Cute.
- It is cute.

Oh, thank you.

- This is a nice spot.
- This is nice.

Best view in all of Ibiza.

And the marina behind it, too.

Aw...

- Hi, guys.
- Hi.

- Pinka sour.
- Pinka sour for you.

- Can I have an espresso martini?
- Old fashioned, please.

Old fashioned.

Bring me the carbs.
Thank you very much.

I haven't eaten anything today.

My appetite is going
to be----ed.

Ah, what a day.

What a day.

On the rise, to not
dropping the ball again.

To not dropping the ball.

[clamoring]

That looks good.

Oh, thank you so much.

Wow.

Oh my God, this
smells so good.

It's so yummy, dude.

We're not perfect,
we're human.

It's hard to be self-aware

and to know what your flaws are

and then to hear them back.

And you're like, yeah, I know.

I actually hate fighting.

But when somebody
hurts my feelings

or disrespects my boundaries
or says something hurtful,

I will let you know about it.

But I won't fight for
the sake of fighting.

That's interesting.

[gasps]
Sh--.

- [barking]
- Goodbye.

Can you pass my drink,
please, D-dawg?

Thank you.

What's happening with
you and Daisy there, man?

You guys are
getting awfully close.

I don't know.

First, it was more just, like,

she was just
a really good friend.

But I think to, like,
more recently,

like the last charter,

kind of evolved
into a bit more...

I can see you guys working.

I was going to ask you

because I know you
guys have history.

So I value both
of you a lot.

Last thing I want is
to ruin a friendship

over, like, you know, a
hook up or anything like that.

So...

If you guys hook up,
I won't feel bad about it.

- I'm all for it.
- Okay, cool.

Thank you so much.
It's my treat.

- Even better.
- Let's go. Vamos.

Thank you very much.

- What are we doing?
- Going clubbing.

I'm so excited
to go shake my a*s.

- Cheers, everybody.
- Yeah, baby.

Got to do the...

[laughing]

Listen up, listen, who wants
to dance with everyone?

Let's go!

Honestly, it's hotter our here
than it was inside.

That's what I said.

I listen to you all the time.

[bleep]

You want a cigarette?

- Wow, hello, hello.
- Hello.

Hello.

Go on.

You sure?

I guess she likes me back,
you know?

It's a very
pleasantly surprising kiss.

[laughing]

Oh my God...

Let's go.

Woo!

Guys, that was a pretty fun
night, I've got to say.

Dais, tell us what was
your highlights of the night?

Um, I kissed someone.

- Did you?
- Does his name start with a K?

Maybe.

Yeah, you kissed Keith,
didn't you?

It's kind of funny, too,
to have that vibe transferred,

but whatever,
I'm along for the ride.

- Well, I had fun.
- It was really sweet.

It was nice to have a kiss.

[babbles]

You wish Daisy was
here instead of me.

No, no, no.

I'm not gonna kiss you, sorry.

No, you're playing
it cool, don't worry.

I am so tired.

I do believe it, you had
a lot of rollercoasters.

I did have a lot
of rollercoasters,

I had a little bit
of a tough day,

thank you for
acknowledging that.

I'm gonna go to bed.

Ah!

Night, people.

Cloyce!
How was your taxi?

Hey, boy, you coming
to the jacuzzi?

Daisy, you hook up
with Keith tonight.

You told me you wanted to
just be work colleagues,

and that's what we're going
to be, is work colleagues.

Oh!

Look at that!

How was it, Keith?

What?

[laughing]

Are you all right, Cloyce?

Yeah, I'm great.

I actually feel bad for Cloyce,
if he really liked her.

I get it, because
I've been in that situation

with Danni and Chase.

[slapping]

[Danni moans]

It's just, it's----ed.

Go talk to him,
I'm going to bed.

Oh, my [bleep],
this is hot.

What do you want to say?

You know that Gary and I have
a very complicated relationship.

Yeah, I know.

He says he is, but
I'm not entirely sure he is.

What do you think
about Daisy and Keith?

I just do not understand.
Bro, I do not understand it.

Tell you what, let's do this.

You go to bed,
we can make out.

So you're still going
to make out with me?

Of course I would.
Why wouldn't I?

No, I appreciate that.

Coming off the
breakup with Colin,

I think I've learned a lot

and I think he deserves
honesty from me.

You want me to tuck you in?
Oh my God.

- Yeah, definitely.
- You're so needy, but it's okay.

I am needy.

Keith is very secure in himself.

He's just
so emotionally stable.

Feels like you want me to stay.

It's a weird situation, bro.
- ing hell.

Daisy's made it pretty clear
by her kissing Keith

that she doesn't want
anything with me.

[kissing]

She's not my girlfriend,
but I do have feelings for her

and I love her to bits.

I'm going to kiss you
and then say good night.

Buona notte.

Sleep well.

At the end of the day,
I still want to be in her life,

whether it's as friends or
lovers or just work colleagues.

I guess for now
it seems like

it's just going to be
work colleagues.

Do you have a good night?

Yeah, it was very fun.

Well done for behaving.

Thank you, I'm always behaved.

Yeah, of course.

Hey, are you gonna have a
little chat this morning?

- With who?
- Who do you think?

Yeah, I'm 100% having a chat.

I just want good vibes for
the rest of the season.

Like, if someone came at me

and was absolutely awful
and led me to tears...

Yeah, I wasn't even...

I wasn't there,
so I couldn't comment.

Danni's incredibly manipulative,

and you're playing
into the manipulation.

Yeah, maybe I am.

That's why I want
you guys to sort it out.

Probably take it for like an
ice cream and chat to her there.

Absolutely not.

Take a----ing toddler
for a little treat.

[laughing]

Oh my God.

- Morning!
- Why do you look so good?

What the hell?

'Cause I only drink three
drinks yesterday.

Boun giorno, mother----ers.

Morning!

Hello, good morning.

- How are you?
- Yeah, good thanks.

Danni, do you girls know
what you're doing,

or do you need direction?

- Hey, dude.
- How are you?

- Good. How are you?
- Good, man. Good.

That's good.
I'm happy to hear that.

Well, I hope the energy
gets better, because...

Well, our energy's
pretty up there.

No, no, mine and yours, yes.

Keith, you've been
making out with Daisy, man!

Tell us about that sh--.

It was great.

Was it just a----ing
innocent drunken kiss?

I don't know, we'll see.

Do you think there'll
be another one?

I hope there's another one.

- Oh!
- We'll see.

Has Gary said anything to you?

Well, I spoke to Gary before.

He was like, no, look,
we have our histories.

It's all good.

I will tell you, him giving
you the go-ahead

doesn't exactly mean
he means what he says.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Wait, be honest with me,
do you like Daisy?

No, no, no.

No, I like her as a friend.

You've got that
look in your eye.

What? So I'm just quite happy
that you guys hooked up.

No, you're not.

To be honest, I think if you
want to go for it, go for it.

He doesn't always
say what he means.

Okay.

Maybe he does mind,
I don't know.

Good to know, yeah.

The last thing I want to do
right now is piss off my boss.

But I really like Daisy

and I feel like there
is something here.

Daisy's her own woman, she can
decide what she wants to do.

We're all just incestuous,
disgusting pigs.

We're all just winky cousins
at the end of the day.

Winky cousins?

[laughing]

Daisy, Gary, Cloyce,
can you guys meet me in the mess

in five minutes for a
preference sheet meeting?

Copy.

Ah!

- Slow down, Jesus Christ.
- Okay.

Ooh, that looks
like a lot of guests.

Detox.

This is a world-famous
drag superstar from Chicago.

Thrilled to finally
be taking a vacation.

She's bringing along
her sister Heather,

along with fellow
drag queen Lola Lecroix,

and three other friends.

Her friend Mark is
an adult film director.

It's his first time back in...

- Why is that funny?
- He's a porn star.

- No, he directs it.
- A director.

He says, go in, go out.

[laughing]

I'm in the wrong industry.

On day one, the guests
would like to enjoy

all the boat has
to offer before a dinner

that will blow their minds.

On night two, they want an
intergalactic,

metallic-themed evening.

After, they hope to bring
some of the crew with them

- for a night in the town.
- Yeah, baby.

So that's something we're
going to have to figure out.

The guests will be
arriving at 3 o'clock.

- Cool.
- Yes, thank you.

Oh, my God, this
transom is filthy.

Where did Chase
sleep last night?

He didn't sleep in his dog bunk.

No, he slept in one
of the guest cabins.

Oh, they did? I thought that
was like a big no no.

True, yeah.

But I'm seriously considering
taking away the privilege.

Really?

I lost my passion for yachting
because of you.

I don't know how I'm going
to continue in this industry.

You're such a negative boss.

Ugh...

Sparkle, sparkle, b*tch.

Danni, can we go down
and have a chat?

- Yes.
- Having fun yet?

Yeah.
Never a boring day.

It won't be today either.

So, I have taken
the time to reflect

on what you spoke
to me yesterday about.

I know we're tired
and emotions are running high.

And, yes, of course, I want
to finish the season strong.

So, thank you for coming to me
and speaking to me about it.

I think you're a great stew.

I think you're a great
asset to the team.

However, saying that,

it's not my job
to create passion in you.

That's up to you.

And to say that this season
is only carrying on

because of the initiative
you and Diana have taken,

quite frankly, is very
undermining to me.

Yes, we get----ed
up charters,

but that's not fair
to put that on me.

I'm really, really
not okay with it.

It's not my job to
create passion in you.

To say that this season
is only carrying on

because of the initiative
you and Diana have taken,

quite frankly is
very undermining to me.

I'm really, really
not okay with this.

I am your manager.

I'm good at my job and
I think it is important

for you to understand your rank.

I've given you
extra liberties

like let you go
into the guest cabins.

So as I've taken the time
to reflect my position in this,

I also want you to take the time
to reflect on your position.

Yeah, I mean, I really
am grateful

for all the things that
you do, but yeah,

it was just, I'm sorry.

That's okay.

I know it's a
high intensity environment

and I appreciate the apology.

Hopefully we can go forward
and finish the season strong.

- Yeah, I'm sorry.
- Thank you.

- We'll be great. Good.
- Thank you.

I think Danni has lost sight of
what her role is on this boat.

She is here to do beds
and heads

and to set the odd table
if I allow her to.

I think Daisy hates me because
I'm a threat to her position.

Huh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mark is an adult film director.

It's his first time back
in Ibiza

since filming an
award-winning adult movie.

So you would think based on...
what?

This is his IMDb.

So one is "Sweet Meat."

"You Asked For It."

"Train My Hole."

Oh my God.

Oh, "Urine Ibiza."
Here it is.

It's called "Urine..."

Oh, no.

It's spelled Urine.

- Oh, [bleep].
- Urine.

That's my cue to leave.

All crew, all crew,

get changed into your
white shorts, please.

Okay.
[bleep] yeah.

We're pretty much ready.

Champagnes.

Let's get this bread, man.

My God, we're
getting on a boat.

Look how beautiful it is.

Is that them?

Yes, definitely.

All crew, all crew.

The guests are walking
down the dock.

The wonderful wizard of Ibiza.

You go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Is my vag*na
showing from my skirt?

You can take your shoes off
there if you like.

Watch your Louis
and your Gucci's.

Whenever you guys are ready,

we can get you to head
up the passerelle

and meet the rest of the crew.

- Oh my God.
- Don't fall, honey.

- I'm Gary.
- I'm Detox.

- How are you?
- Detox, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you!

- Nice to meet you, I'm Cloyce.
- Cloyce?

Cloyce.

It's a weird one.

Welcome to Parsifal.
Welcome to Ibiza.

Have you guys been
Ibiza before?

We've got a lot of fun
stuff for you guys

planned for the
next couple of days.

We have a lot of things
in store for you, too.

Don't worry.

Welcome on board. I'm going
to hand you over to Daisy.

She's going to take you for
a little tour of the boat.

Here we've got the flybridge.

Here we've got
the hot tub.

Behind you, you've got
the bunny pads.

This is gorgeous.

We don't throw up in
the hot tub, ladies.

Or the sinks.

No, that's the worst
place to do it.

- No, I know.
- It'll back everything up.

[laughing]

Wow.

Jesus Christ.

I think there's another
guest in this one.

This is the master.

Daisy, are you able
to go out with us?

I don't know.
We'll have to see.

- I have to go talk to Glenn.
- I know.

What's the best way to, like,

convince him to let some of
you guys come out with us?

a**l?

[laughing]

We have a million bags.

- Oh, no, that's fine.
- We're so sorry.

I have to pack for
two genders, b*tch.

So, like, you know.

So, we're all getting
dragged up this chart.

Actually won a competition
back in the days.

Men dressed like women,

and women dressed like men.

I was young, 18, 17.

There was quite a few people
watching and cheering...

I can't remember.

I don't know.

I was, I was hot.

[laughing]

So sick of being a pale b*tch.

Gary, Glenn?
Are the marineros here?

That is affirmative.

Let's rock this charter, boys.

Hi, Dad.
How are we doing?

We're just getting
some lines off.

Glenn, you've got
two and a half meters,

two and a half meters
on your port side.

This is a really hot crew.

The tender's long, Glenn.
The tender is long.

Oh, we're moving.

Cloyce!

I don't know how
this is going to go.

This sh-- ought to be wild.

Hello.

Our boat is bigger than yours.

Okay, we're going
to get sails up.

Oh, baby.

There's some wind today.

We are hoisting the sails.

Hello.
We're putting the sails up.

This we call the main sail.

This is called
the mizzen sail.

You see this sail here
how it's wound up?

It's called the mandrel.

There's a lot of friction there.

- Yeah.
- So...

- Are you doing this on purpose?
- I'm not doing this on purpose.

You're giving me visuals.
There's a lot of friction.

Know your audience, Glenn.

We sometimes use lube.

Hey, hot stuff.
How are you?

I'm good, are you?

Good, good.

Yeah, it'll be okay.

Hold!

Cheers, b*tch.
We are sailing in Ibiza.

Look how beautiful.

Oh, she's going sideways.

Ooh, ooh.

There we go.

Oh, God, everything's
underwater.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God.

[screaming]

Coming up...

I feel like I'm eating
something I just got

after I was drunk
after the bar.

There we go again.

That was a cheese stick
in bulb form.

I can't believe the wind
is literally moving this boat.

- It's amazing.
- It's blowing my mind.

Wow.

We're doing a core
workout over here.

The water's so beautiful.

Oh my God,
everything's underwater.

Wow, are you okay?

Ah!
Ah!

Well, I'm having a ball.
I hope you guys are.

Thinks he's----ing
Olympic sailing.

I was designed to be a pirate.

You kind of are,
you're a lawyer.

Like you----ing can rob
these hoes of their booty

and call it a day.

Ah!

You good?
Here, let me help.

Oh, I love fresh fruit.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

- You got 16 degrees of heel.
- Yeah.

Garlic?

It was in the same chopping
block as something else.

Tastes like onions.

Nice.
Crispy.

I think the fruit
might have been cut

on the same board as garlic.

[gasps]

So sorry,
I will sort it out.

Cloyce, they think the
fruit tastes like garlic.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I haven't cut any garlic today.

Dragon fruit tastes like garlic.

After last night,
I don't feel like

I'm in the right headspace.

Definitely not a
good first look.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

That's a funny situation.

Hmm.

Really dumb.

I want that dragon fruit
really bad.



Everything was cut with a
new board and a new knife,

so I'm hoping for the best.

But if not, he says it's
probably just the fruit.

Oh, yeah.

It doesn't taste
like garlic anymore.

It's really good.

We could probably
drop these sails, eh?

Go for it.

Oh, sh--. Okay, I'm gonna
go put sunblock on.

This is the perfect spot
for tonight and tomorrow.

Davide, let her go.

What time do you think
you'd like dinner at?

- I think 10:00 will be good.
- Okay, cool.

I want to get in the water.

Okay, we got four shots
in the water.

What are we gonna do?

[Danni growls]

Steamer's so hot.

- You burn yourself?
- Yeah.

Where?
You got a boo-boo?

Right there.

- Does it hurt?
- It feels kinda...

Woo!

[cheering]

Yeah!

That was the most graceful
exit I think I've seen.

Ah!

Oh, my God!

Woo hoo!

Look at Matt.

He's looking for
h*m* underwater.

Dive!

I love it.

You can start setting
up for dinner.

All crew, get into your blacks.

These look too tight.
They look a bit tight.

Yeah, you look like a
biscuit ready to pop, dude.

I think those are perfect ones
to wear for this charter, bud.

[laughing]

What's for dinner tonight?

I'm still piecing it together.
Way behind.

Which is not good.

It's just compounding.

I'm sure you're gonna
smash it, bro.

Okay, I'm gonna go rest
and get ready.

See you at 10:00.

Did Daisy say we
have to use this one?

Well, she was the one
putting it down.

Would you.

- I'm taken.
- Keith! Keith!

- Dais?
- What?

I love you. I love you.

I love you all.

I have to go downstairs
and become a woman.

Compliment the forest.

The forest is good.

I love it.

So pretty. Yeah.
Love it.

Yeah, baby.
What are those?

- Croquettes?
- Croquettas.

What's inside?

Love and juice and
cheese and little razzle dazzle.

- Yes.
- This looks so pretty.

- Oh my God, this is stunning.
- This is so good.

Thank you, baby.

[sighs]

Okay, we have all guests
at the table.

What's the first course?

Croqueta.

- Hello, hello.
- Hello, hello.

Hello.

Thank you.

- Hello.
- Yes, chef.

Spain, as we know,
famous for the croqueta.

You have a little bit of
Spanish spice, a lemon aioli.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

Thank you so much.

I normally don't eat fried food,
but I'm going to try this.

- I like it.
- I think it's really good.

I like it.

- I like that lemon.
- Mm-hmm.

I feel like I'm eating something

I just got after
I was drunk after the bar.

- I'm into it.
- Mm-hmm.

I'm really proud of
our little man.

Y'all, it's a cheese stick
with aioli.

- It's good.
- Just enjoy it.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

It's really good.

I got a question to ask you.

There we go again.

Um...

That was a cheese stick
in bowl form.

I will pass it on to him.

I'm going to go get my phone
while I'm waiting.

They like them but
they only ate one.

That's----ing weird.

I would smash three of those,
but they are rich.

Those are good.

What is in them?

Sex.

Cheers to boats and hoes, honey.

I want to get turned up tonight.

Hey, from things I could hear,

they weren't that mad
about the croquettes.

I think they were just like,
it's like fried cheese.

Which is----ing delicious.

I agree, but I think they're
looking for like six star.

Love a good deep fried
cheese, I really do,

but not what I miss
super yacht in Ibiza.

- Salad.
- Cheers.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Let's do it.

Woo!

Thank you.

Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

It's an arugula salad.

Then you have a
bruleed goat's cheese.

- Please enjoy.
- Thank you.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

Hope he got his parents
permission to be out this late.

It's really good.

- You like it?
- Yeah, I like it.

What's his name again?

Cloyce.

[laughing]

I'm deaf, I'm deaf.

I'm sorry.

He's young. They might
have not named him yet.

- What is chef's name again?
- Cloyce.

- Royce?
- No, Cloyce.

- Cloyce.
- Yes.

Cloyce is his name.

The 12 year old's
name is Cloyce.

Oh!

America and parts
of Southeast...

God, these turned
out really nice.

The medium rares.

And that's us cleared.

What do you think
of Keith's face?

One out of ten.

Like on a scale of what?

- I'm not answering that.
- Of human attraction.

I think everyone's a 10 here.

It's a good try.
I love that. Yeah.

That's safe.

But Keith's got a
really nice face though, right?

Yeah, everyone has a nice face.

Really?
I'm getting closer.

It was almost a compliment.

I don't give compliments.
You're asking the wrong person.

An interesting fact:

I was a church organist
for four years.

Really?

I was a church organist.

I would love for you
to play my organ later.

Ha!

Wait for this next course.

I have a feeling they're
gonna enjoy it.

Davide, would you mind
firing up that smoker?

- You got it.
- Nice.

Where the hell is
this next course though?

Are we serious?

Danny, can you get Hickory
and Peach wood chips

out of there for me?

We got a cheese stick
and a salad

and what the hell
is going on now?

- There's more coming.
- He might be grounded.

Girl, she's taking forever.

Watch those embers.

We get a tea towel,
maybe on those.

Just going to take selfies

because there's
nothing else to do

except for drink and wait.

That's the battery gone.
No battery, no blow.

[bleep]

It's been a long time.

- [bleep]
- Come on.

It's already not great that
we had the little fruit debacle

and the little
croquette situation.

He's a child.
I want to be nice.

Literally a child.

I just want to know
where the hell he is.

Guys, we got to go.

Come on.

I'm going back down
to my quarters.

I'll be back.

Just going to take
forever or whatever.

I'm going to take my own time.

[bleep]

Cloyce has been consistent
in his inconsistencies.

And at this point
in the season,

I need someone that
I can depend on.

Whatever you have now,
you got to go with it.

- I think we need to go, guys.
- The whole thing sucks.

Jesus.

Next, on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht."

Woo!

Let me introduce you to
Davi-Diva!

I know they've invited
us to the club,

but you're not going.

She's doing it on purpose
because she's mad at Danni.

It's not fair.

Cheers, my love.

That's so bad, Gary.

For him to disappoint me
in this way, I don't understand.

You broke the----ing rules

and now you're here
getting upset.