05x14 - Rules of En-rage-ment

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Previously, on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Could you see a
relationship with me?

No, to have a secure
relationship you need

to be with a secure person
and we're not secure people.

I guess for now it seems like

it's just going to be
work colleagues.

Please, can I do service?

You're doing cabins.

They're not going to
progress in yachting

if they don't
adjust their attitude.

I actually think this tip
is going to be really good.

Do neither of you
have something to do?

Can you go find something
to do, please?

Jesus [bleep].

I'm losing my passion
and motivation.

You're a 23-year-old who knows
absolutely----ing nothing.

Sit there, shut up and
learn from it.

She's going to spin around me

and then make my
life----ing hell.

Detox is a world-famous
drag superstar.

So what's the best way
to convince Glenn

to let some of you guys
come out with us?

a**l?

Spain is famous for
the croquette.

I feel like I'm eating something

I just got after
I was drunk after the bar.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

What the hell's going on now?

That's the battery gone.

No battery, no blow.

Where the hell
is this next course?

Guys, we've got to go.

That whole thing sucks.

- Yeah.
- [bleep]

It's been a long time.

[bleep]

Come on.

I'm about to need
eight more of these.

I'm going to back down
to my quarters.

I'll be back.

If it's going to take forever, whatever.

I'm going to take my own time.

I think you're out of gas.

Guys, we've got to go.

[bleep]

It worked fine for
seven plates.

All I got is one more,
little buddy.

You can do it.

I mean, Jesus.

Can we just get one smooth,
perfect dinner service?

- You got double As?
- Yeah.

Give me four.

Good. Torch it.

Okay. I think whatever you have
now, you've got to go with it.

We need to go, guys.
We need to go.

[bleep] it.
Okay, go.

Go, go, go.

We're ready?

Ooh. What's this?

Ooh.

It's something smoky.

Oh, my God.

- [bleep]
- So sorry.

- Ooh.
- Ooh la la.

- Oh, the food is here now.
- Hey, you're back.

- Love that. Perfect.
- Yes, I am.

- That was good timing.
- I was downstairs.

It took so damn long.

Okay.

For your main course
this evening,

you have pan-seared
filet mignon,

and then a little
peach and hickory smoke.

Please enjoy.

It's worth the wait.

Oh, the smoke is really cool.

You can taste it.

I was not here for the
cheese stick in a ball,

but I'm here for this.

This is great.

It's absolutely delicious.

It is really good.

He did it really good.

A mid-service malfunction
is not ideal.

They sound like they're happy.

The alternative ends my career
and possibly my life.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Why don't you go to bed, bro?

I'll be okay.

You didn't have a break today.

You get a good rest before
your first night watch.

I hate going on breaks.

Oh, [bleep], not again.

This is exactly what
happened last year.

You got to go down at three.

If I get tired and rattled

and I'm not taking my breaks,
it's on me.

Then you're going to be
in sh--, yeah.

Accidents happen the most
when you're suffering

from fatigue, but he
doesn't want to take breaks

because he's Captain America.

Everyone stay positive.

I fully appreciate a woman
with lots of experience.

You want to settle
down with a sl*t

because they have
the experience,

they have the know-how,

they have the endurance.

It's true.

- It's a good housewife.
- Good sl*t.

Today was crazy.

I was stuck in the laundry.

- Yeah.
- [bleep].

Is she trying to punish me by
putting me in here all day?

Whatever.

To be honest, it's
easier because then

she doesn't talk to
me the whole day

and it's actually kind of good.

So she's kind of sh**ting
herself in the foot.

At this point, I feel like
I am between Daisy and Danni.

I'm trying to make them not
explode with each other.

So, like...

Ah!
I don't want it.

I don't like this.

It's been a long day, bro.

What's on the agenda
for tomorrow?

- Water sports.
- I'm so into it.

And then, of course,
tomorrow night,

you guys are going
to go clubbing.

Awesome.

So you are allowing them
to come and club with us?

Not everybody.

You know, we've got
to man the boat.

This is unfair.
You've got massive thumbs.

- So do you.
- No, I don't.

Chase is super fun,
super positive.

He's an open book.

That's the sh-- that I love.

Oh, yeah.
That was good enough.

I won.

Yeah, man.

No, I mean like that.
I would say love.

Like... shut the [bleep] up.
I'm not in love with him.

God.

Not yet.
No, I'm kidding.

Don't leave.

Are you guys done?

- I'm so full.
- I'm literally bursting.

- Good night.
- Good night.

I'm off to bed, guys.
Get some rest, Keith.

Yeah, man.

I am off to bed.

Good night.
See you in the morning.

- I'll see you.
- Good night, Daisy.

Thanks for everything.

[yawns]

- Are you finished?
- Yeah.

- Morning.
- Good morning, buddy.

The boat is very clean.

Everything's uncovered.

- You're a machine.
- Yeah, man.

We're out here wildin'.

Go to bed, cupcake.

They seem to be having a blast.

This is the----ing charter
I needed in my life.

I know. Yeah.
I know.

It's a good spirit.

My back hurts.

A bit rolly, huh?

Oh, okay.

Last charter was a
- ing sh---show.

She didn't tell you to make
us half the drink, huh?

The girls weren't as attentive.

I felt like they was
just rolling their eyes.

I need to get back
into the good books

and finish the season
on a better high

than the last charter.

Okay, this is enough.

I think it's very good
for the conditions.

I'm wondering, Gary, if
we should get out of here.

- Maybe.
- We're getting a lot of chop.

Yeah, we're getting
a hell of a lot.

- Look at this outside.
- Tons of chop.

Morning.

It's so nice out today,
the hell.

Davide, let's fire up.
Jack up the frame completely.

Copy.

Cloyce, Cloyce, we are ready
to go with breakfast.

This breeze is lovely.

Do you want me to start
taking this up, Cloyce?

Yeah, please.

- The wind is windy.
- She is.

Here we've got country biscuits.

Oh, my God, you really
listened to my sheet?

I put it on my sheet, too.

But you know what else
I put on my sheet?

My ideal breakfast is
biscuits and gravy and ale.

So...

- Morning, morning, morning.
- Good morning.

We're going to try and lower
this wind for you guys a bit.

Let's start picking up
the anchor.

Yes!

Oh, my God.

That is the best plate of bacon

I've ever seen in
my entire life.

Okay, guys, I'm coming ahead.

Anchor in place.
Anchor in place.

I don't want to be mean,
but this smells bad.

Who's going out with us?
Definitely you.

Yeah.

Are you boys ready to
become ladies tonight?

I can get them to put
on a little show.

Yeah, we want dinner and a show.

I make a great drag,
to be honest.

We're about to find out.

So what if we just, like,
skip lunch and do dinner?

Oh, we can do that.

All right.

- ing go time.

On my CV, I'm going to put,
like, seven weeks on Parsifal.

I'm not going to put
I'm an engineer.

I'm going to put,
like, the dishwashing guy.

[chuckles]

I definitely did more dishes
than fixing things.

The plan for today is
to get you guys in drag.

Yeah, that's fine.

- Like a drag show.
- Yeah.

You do your catwalk,
you introduce yourself.

- I can sl*t drop.
- Oh, okay.

Jesus, I'm really excited
about that.

[bleep].

Now that Daisy's
looking up with Keith,

I'm not liking it.

Jealousy creeps in when it's
got something to do with Daisy,

and I don't like
that side of me.

It's a bit weird, this whole
situation, to be honest.

- I'll be the MC.
- The MC.

- Okay, great.
- Okay, cool.

- Thanks, guys.
- Hi.

Hello, hello, hello.

Hey, so dinner at 7:30.

- Wow.
- Is that okay?

Yeah, we'll make it happen.

Let her go, let her go,
let her go.

Really long stay,
really long stay.

Copy that.
Let's do this tender.

Do you want to throw me
a bowline, Chase?

Now, what are you doing?
Don't reverse.

Why would you reverse?

- I'm out of gear.
- All right.

Gary has the leadership skills
of a----ing helicopter parent.

Trust me, I get it.

Put a cable tie on that shackle.

- All right, dude.
- Cable tie that shackle.

Huh?

Careful the shackle doesn't
drop, bro.

This guy just doesn't listen.

Careful the shackle
doesn't drop, bro.

And if we don't have
the shackle on the tender,

we can't tow the tender.

And that means a deckhand has to
drive the tender to the dock,

which is going to be sh--.

I'm just----ed off
with the whole situation.

I don't even think we've got
another shackle for that.

Coming up...

Oh, my!

Woo!

Oh, it's so nice!

[cheering]

And later...

I'm----ing up at 2 A.M.
chasing you guys to bed.

You knew the rules.
You broke the----ing rules.

- Huh?
- Now, what are you doing?

Careful the shackle
doesn't drop, bro.

Yeah, I drop a shackle
in the water.

I make mistakes.
I'm human.

We've lost the shackle
on the tender now.

Tow shackle's gone?

I just asked him
to not lose the shackle,

and he dropped it in the water.

- Oh.
- He does his own thing, really.

Back to normal Chase.

He's trying to make me feel bad,

even though Gary knows
I didn't mean to do it.

Gary loves tearing me down.

Anywho, we're going
to need a shackle.

Otherwise, we can't
tow the tender.

I'll try to find one.

I would love a white wine.

If these assholes aren't
going to drink, I am.

I ain't pussyfooting around.

We're going to have to find
that other one.

It's too small.

Too small.
Is that too small?

Chase, you're in luck.

Yeah, baby.

There you go.

I was just telling Daisy
how boring you hoes are,

so I'm drinking.

You don't come to Ibiza
to be sober.

That is for damn sure.

Whatever you do,
do not lose the shackle.

It's our last shackle.

Sorry, buddy.

This boat would sink
if I wasn't here.

Oh, my God.

Gary can suck my----.

Copy that.

You all good?

Yes.
- ing busy. Busy day.

Want a muffin?

Yeah, I do want.

Sorry.

Should we get
this party started?

Just going to be
laying around all day.

I know, that's what I'm saying.

You guys going in?
It's all ready.

Keith, just let me know
when you're ready

to apply my sunscreen.

[chuckles]

- Can I take that for you?
- You may.

Wait.

Oh...

[laughing]

This looks fun.

Safety first, everybody.

No one wants to get melanoma.

Appreciate your hard work
and your dedication.

Wait, is this...

Is this muscle or silicone?

What are your thoughts
about the clubs?

It makes sense the boys go

because they're going
to be in drag.

- That makes sense.
- They'll want to be part of it.

I thought you were going
to go and Gary as well.

Yeah, so I'm going.

Your guys will be
okay not going?

It's not that
I don't want them to go.

It's just that I've gotten
a few times this season.

- Why did she get an extra...
- Yeah.

So naturally I can't
let us all go.

Diana, you're doing
cabins tonight.

If I let one of them do it,

the other one I'm telling
you now is going to be like,

why did she get to go
and I didn't?

They're getting an extra hour.

- Okay, good. Thanks, Dais.
- Okay.

Cloycey-Cloy.

I've been in laundry pretty much
the whole day again.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

Just one of those days.

Yeah, Marc.

Lean forward.

Nicely done.

[bleep] no.

I'm on lates.
I'm your girl.

Want me to take
an erotic shower.

Hey, bro.

You can go down in a break now.

Good night, everyone.

We can hang out together.

Keith's in bed, Dais.

Stop. Gary...

I've never seen Keith giving
you a back massage.

Gary, you actually have to,
like, rein it in.

What?

This is what got is
in trouble before.

What I'm learning
as I get older,

I think I'm better at knowing
what I want in a partner.

You know, there's Gary,
who's, like, a----ing yo-yo

and I pick up on that

and then I become hysterical
and reactive.

I don't want to be with you

because you want to be
with everybody else.

Now that you can have me,
now you----ing want me.

And then you've got Keith,
he's just so

level-headed
and safe and secure.

It's really nice to have
an energy that is stable.

I think that's really
good for me.

I'm 36. I'm learning
so much about myself.

I'll take it, Dais.
I'll take it.

Would you mind
start setting up dinner?

If you go into the corridor
on the left side,

I've stuffed all
the stuff in there.

- How's it?
- It's happening!

It's happening.

Perfect.

Girls, I want to speak
to you about this evening.

- Yes?
- All right.

So, I know they've invited
us to the club,

but neither of you are going,
and I'll explain why.

Both of you are going to
get nine hours rest tonight.

That way you two
will be well rested,

and it's just the way
it's kind of worked out.

It's up to you.

Somebody get my----ing pumpkin,

because I am Cinderella,

and Daisy is my evil stepmother.

She's doing it on purpose
because she's mad at Danni,

and now it's affecting me.

It's not fair.

This b*tch will prevent me
from going to the ball.

Okay.

Just run me through
the plan of tonight.

When Daisy seats them and
brings them their wine,

we'll do the drag show.

Then we just dock in drag.

Yeah, that could work.

If this goes according to plan,

first course salad,
second course,

it's a lobster crepe.

- Nice.
- Always do my best.

I know, I know you do.

Last night's dinner was
absolutely terrible.

These charter guests have
grandiose personalities,

and I want to give them
a meal to match.

Truffles, caviar,
intricate plate-ups.

Chef Cloyce is
going to work, b*tch.

So far, it's been pretty good.

We should maybe start
getting ready now.

Hey, Queens.

Welcome to your 10-minute
drag makeup tutorial.

Make sure you
blend, blend, blend.

Everyone's getting off
except for us.

We've been working
our asses off.

Is this real hair?

Okay, now I'm going to show you
how to do the perfect cat eye.

What look are you going for?

Well, look at him, man.

Wait, Cloyce, have you
got something to put on?

Cloyce is a little busy.

Huh.

Okay, glitter is going
to get everywhere.

Oh, my God.

[laughing]

I'm worried you're about
to look like the Joker.

No, blend it in,
that's enough.

How do you drink
without ruining your lipstick?

You have to, like,
do it in your teeth.

Word.

Wow.

All crew, all crew,
guests are about to sit down.

- Captain...
- Diva.

No, he's Captain G-Spot.

- Oh, my God.
- Okay, that's it.

- Look at him, look at him.
- Looks like a troll, dude.

[laughing]

Get down, get down,
get down, get down.

I don't know if I've been at
sea too long,

but Keith is starting
to look kind of cute.

[laughing]

This is very nerve-wracking.

I am so far out of
my comfort zone right now,

but at the end of the day,
that's what life is all about.

Before we start dinner,

we do have a little
surprise for you.

Oh, my God.

Without further ado...

Here comes Princess Queef!

[cheering]

Coming up...

Daisy's used to stews that
just shut up and take it,

but Diana and I aren't
those two girls.

Without further ado,

to MC your fashion show is...

Princess LaQueefa!

Where are the dollar bills?

Princess LaQueefa!

Oh, I know!

[cheering]

For the third course,
it's fish again.

Let me introduce you
to DaviDiva!

Word, DaviDiva!

Diva!

It's gonna come,
it's gonna come!

[cheering]

[whistling]

Makes some noise
for Garolina Queen!

[laughing]

Oh, [bleep].

Our deckies are knock-offs

next to these b*tches
sitting at the table.

Oh my!

Yes, Queen, yes!

Chastitty!

Hello, boys.

Oh, now we have the finale.

It's Captain Glenn G-Spot!

[applause]

Get it, Glenn.

Work, diva!

[cheering]

We just want to
ask one question.

Captain, does
the carpet match the drapes?

Tonight they do!

Amazing!

Chef, Chef,
you can go with dinner.

All crew, all crew,
we're gonna leave here

and then go by
the dock for the night.

- We can start picking up.
- Ready.

They sounded like they
really----ing liked that.

They did a good job.

Oh my God, Glenn is
keeping the wig on, I live!

She's a trouper!

Chase, Chase, Chase!

Can you start on
the nautibuoys?

Job first, then we can go.

Lord have mercy.

- ing hell.

For this first course,
you've got a mixed green salad

with artichoke and a
Parmesan emulsion.

- Mmm.
- Mmm.

I really like that.

Thank you, Parmesan emulsion,

I appreciate that
Parmesan emulsion.

We look absolutely
- ing ridiculous.

Okay, picking up just now.

I can't see sh--
with this hair.

[bleep]

[laughing]

Anchor is in place,
anchor in place.

Copy that.

Woo!

Oh, hey, hey!

- Oh...
- Oh!

[shouting]

Oh my God.

Chase, it's what's for dinner.

I know that they're literally
in drag doing their duties.

[bleep]

Lobster inside of a crepe.

Shaved truffle on top.

Let's go!

Wow!

This looks excellent.

Wow, you all look incredible!
Wow!

You have a lobster crepe,

I grated an ounce of truffle
into the cream.

Chef, this is incredible.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you so much.

Thank you, chef!

He really stepped up
to the plate.

Yeah.
Really, really excellent.

That sounds like
the worst thing ever.

Who is coming
with us tonight?

I'm going to go.
Gary's going to go.

Chase and Keith are
going to come along.

- Oh, my God!
- Yay!

They've been really
good sports all season.

[sighs]

Thank you, Dais.

Yeah, Glenn, you got about two
meters 'til your stern's in line

and we're going to need
a touch to port.

Copy that.

All right, let's
do manly sh--, boys.

I've never docked a boat
in drag before.

At least I don't think I have.

[laughing]

We're putting on
a show for sure.

The dock is full of people.

Should have done a
catwalk on this.

Woo!

Go, sexy!

Gary----ing loves it.

This might be a first.
We might be making history.

You've got about ten to stop.

Main engine off.

Sweet, boys.
Good docking.

[applause]

We love you!

This looks delicious, though.

It's a branzino.

Oh!

I love branzino.

You have a little bit of
mushroom and asparagus puree.

Mmm, oh, good.

- Love it.
- It's really good.

- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.

- This is really good.
- Enjoy.

They may think that
they've seen it all,

but I have to say,

this chef does, in fact,

have a few tricks
that you may not have seen yet.

Ooh, yeah.

Hey, you're doing a
great job, man.

- We love you.
- Hey, thank you.

You need to lighten up
and get drunk.

All the rest of these hoes
don't want to get----ed up,

but I don't give a sh--.

I'm on vacation.

It's a no for me, dawg.

Go [bleep] yourself, b*tch.
Okay?

It's coming from Lola.
Coming from Lola.

I'm sorry, I just need
to take a breath.

[laughing]

Are we supposed to leave
at 10:30, Dais?

Aim to leave at ten thirty.

- Can we change?
- Yeah, for sure.

Thank you for the meal.
It was delicious!

Thank you. Thank you.

Are you going to freshen up
before you go out?

Does my makeup look bad?

Do I look bad?

No, you don't.

- ing hell.

What's the plan for the
departure and everything?

The plan is...

Well, that's normal policy
on board

when we have guests on board,

but you're there to keep
these guys entertained.

No, no, no, none of this,
not too pissed.

Anybody forfeiting
the rules tonight

will be forfeiting
their share of the tip.

I'm going to egg everyone
on to [bleep] up now.

You guys can all stay
till four in the morning.

Yeah, that's no problem.

Well, I mean, they can wait.

Not one [bleep] to give.

My sole purpose of my job
as a chief stew

is to make sure the guests
get what they want

and when they want it.

That's what being
a good host is.

They think it's
just fun and games,

but this isn't fun for me.
I want to be in bed.

[whistling]

Smashing it.

So Dais, you know the drill.

Two drinks,


Yeah, perfect.

She told me to tell you
to go to bed at midnight.

- Then she changed her mind.
- What the [bleep]?

Yeah, b*tches.

Also, I'm getting
eight hours of sleep.

Yeah, me too, though.

No, you're getting nine.

Oh, here we go.
Up here, ladies and gents.

Woo!
It's gorgeous up here.

Are you having drinks
with us tonight?

Yay!

Yeah.

Thank you again, DeTox,
for bringing

all your fabulous friends
and inviting us.

- What's this?
- Oh, goodness.

That's a lemon cake.

- Oh.
- Ooh.

There's poop in the toilet.

[bleep].
Oh, [bleep] my life.

- You had a white wine?
- Yes.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you very much.

Cheers, Dais.

Cheers, cheers.

Oh, a mojito.

Cheers.

I don't want to say it,
in case I get it wrong.

I'm on vacation.
I'm going to have a good time.

And if other people on
this boat don't like it,

- it's not my problem.
- Yeah.

Mmm!

I'm just this thinking now
this whole thing

is not thought out at all.

I'm very disappointed
in her, to be honest.

- Hey?
- I'm not defending her anymore.

I don't know what you did
in the first place,

if I'm being honest with you.

Because I didn't
see that sh-- before,

and now I can see it.

I try to understand Daisy,

but at this point
she's doing

a sh--ty job
managing time.

I agree with Danni.

Maybe I helped her.
Maybe I inspired her.

I think Daisy's used to stews

that just shut up
and take it.

But Dianna and I aren't
those two girls.

I couldn't give a [bleep]
what Daisy thinks or says.

Yeah, you just thrive on
being a----ing b*tch.

Exactly.

Oh, God.

Coming up...

There's Glenn still awake.

That's so bad.

Gary needs to go the [bleep]
to sleep right----ing now.

[laughing]

Would you like
another drink, then?

Okay, okay.

I don't know what to do.

I feel like it's rude
to turn down a drink.

Woo, mojito.

I'm here to serve and cater.

- Cheers, my love.
- Yeah.

- Cheers, Detox.
- Cheers, darling.

I want to get my club on.

Should we head over?

You better shake that a*s.

Let's go, ladies.

We out of here. We rolling.

Lola, watch out for your heels.

I do not want to hear
anybody complain

about how tired
they are tomorrow.

I will fully just punch them
in the throat.

I don't give a----ing [bleep].

Okay, bye.
See you.

- Oh!
- Lola!

Lolas!

Whoa!

Chase isn't drinking.

Hi, I'm Garolina McQueen,
and I like to party.

Right now, I'm not even Gary.

Whatever happens is on her.

Tequilas?

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm sh--ting a brick.

Bro, we're still on charter!
We don't drop off til tomorrow.

You know, there's like,

- ing mites living in
our eyelashes and sh--,

there's stuff living in our gut
that we can't live without.

It's pretty weird.

Certain animals, they can't
- ing reproduce

without the microbes.

Woo!

You know that Jupiter doesn't
even have a solid surface.

It's a gas giant.

It's not a rocky planet.

I'm going to bed.

People are going to the moon,
I'm going to bed.

Drinks on the boat!
Drinks on the boat!

There's Glenn still awake.

- Waiting.
- Waiting.



How was it?

They only had two drinks, Glenn.

Daisy, did you have fun?

We did have fun.

Oh...

You want me to come in?

You go to...
I'll walk with shoes on, eh?

That's so bad, Gary.

That's my dry daughter,
and I swear she's sober.

Yeah.

She's going to bed now.

No, I'm not,
I'm getting the shoe basket,

and then we'll put in the
jacuzzi cold for you guys.

- Thanks, Glenn.
- No worries.

I almost threw Daisy's
shoe in the water.

Should throw them out.
These things are u-gly.

Want a drink?

I am sweating, bro.

Gary, you going to bed?

I think so.

I think it's probably
a good idea.

Is it a good idea?

Okay, then I guess
I'll go to bed.

Ladies, good night.

Gary, go to bed.

Absolute pleasure.
Wow.

Good night, everybody.

Did you love the club?

I didn't love it,
but I liked it.

- Oh...
- Oh, my God.

Ellary doesn't like anything.

Ellary hates everything.

We decided that
before we came out.

That is rich!

- That is rich!
- Coming from me.

I'm deep breathing.
I'm deep breathing.

I'm going to climb
out here, right?

Naughty, naughty, naughty.

[laughing]

Who is more of a
pain in the a*s?

Ellary or Lola?

None of you are
a pain in the a*s.

You're more of a pain
in the a*s than I am.

No, no one is.
No one is.

In the delusional
world of Lola.

No, just the right one.

You're boring
as [bleep], Ellary.

But I'm well-behaved.

I know. I know.

I know.

Don't be upset when
someone snaps back

the way that
you've been snappy to them.

- That's all I gotta say.
- Don't.

You're a little aggressive
the entire time with me.

- Nope, never mind.
- All right, that's fine.

Because that's the other
thing that happens.

That's the other thing
that happens.

And then it becomes the
victimization of Lola LeCroix.

I'm so sick of it.

I am sick of her being
a [bleep] to me.

Tensions are high.

Nobody's doing anything wrong.

I just want to say
that I've had a lovely time

in this boat with y'all.

I know.
You've been great, honestly.

Oh, [bleep], I love life.

Ah!

- ing hell.

I'm just...
I want to go.

Chase.

Get to work, man.
[bleep]

Oh.

Go to sleep,
you----ing idiot.

[laughing]

- [bleep]
- What's up?

Hey, buddy.
You're in uniform.

I hate having a bag.
Oh, my God.

Oh [bleep] me.

I reckon it's going to be
a good----ing tip, guys.

- Let's manifest it.
- I hope so.

I think they had a lot
of fun at the club.

- Hello, sir.
- Hey, Cap.

You two, he's working.

Finish your cigarette,
go to bed.

Okay.

Yeah.

I'm waiting for you
to go to bed.

I don't want to be up
any longer.

- You can go to bed, Cap.
- No.

I want you to go to bed.

You know, I've worked
with Gary a long time.

And for him to
disappoint me in this way,

doesn't make any sense.

I don't understand it.

Gary knows better than this.

And Gary needs to go to
the [bleep] to sleep

right----ing now.

Would you like a drink?

- No.
- You're okay.

I'm going to go to bed.

We had so much fun.

All right, good night, babe.
See you in the morning.

Thank you for inviting us out.

I'm waiting for you
guys to go to bed.

I don't want to
be up any longer.

Okay.

No, I want you
guys to go to bed.

Well...
Good night, everybody.

Go to bed.

I don't think that was
a good night for me.

To be honest,
he's doing the right thing

You need to go to bed.

Gary, you are a
little bit drunk.

No, I'm not.
I'm sober.

I want to believe
that Gary wants to change.

Then he spirals again.

He's just so self-destructive.

It's incredibly
painful to watch.

And to be honest, Gary's not
what I want for my future.

He's just not growing up.

We drank too much tonight.
We shouldn't have.

- Really, Dais?
- Yeah, we did.

Sleep tight.

[snoring]

[alarm sounds]

Jesus, man.

Hello, mate.
Good morning.

Go to bed, dude.

I'm about to.

Oh, my God.

- Morning.
- Morning.

- Boats ready.
- Is it ready, eh?

Yeah, dude.
Chase is a----ing legend, man.

Morning.

The boat looked really nice.
Thank you.

- Yeah, it was crazy.
- Yeah.

The cabins...

Yeah.

I want to sleep.

Nearly there.

A few more days.
You can do it.

Blah.

How do I look?

You look like a hung-over
Jack Sparrow.

[laughing]

- Oh, hi.
- Everybody's matching.

I what?
I was gonna wear this today.

Oh, my God.
This is so embarrassing.

How embarrassing.

- Oh, my Lord.
- For you.

We've got brunch
set up upstairs.

Amazing.

I can't believe it's
our last day together.

Thank you. The boat looked
great this morning.

The rooms.

Would you mind just
helping us with breakfast?

Because then they're going
to pack and stuff.

- Of course.
- Cool.

Are these fresh waters?

- Yeah, they're all fresh.
- Ooh, yes.

- Oh, it is beautiful.
- So beautiful.

Do you need something?

Um, to get the [bleep]
off this boat

and a bottle of water
would be great.

Thank you.

Here are these.

- Thank you so much, love.
- You're welcome.

- Ooh.
- Thank you.

Good morning, everyone.
This is fruit.

And this is smoked
salmon crepes.

And the other one
is cream cheese.

And then a little black truffle.

One for you, too, Marc?

Please, please.

- Thank you, Danni.
- Thank you. Not that one.

I'm just kidding.
That's fine.

They were very happy.

- Nice Cloyce!
- Woo!

That'll definitely do it.

I don't really know what
to do with myself.

Bru, this is the best thing
you ever wore on the dock.

Perfect. Look at this.

I could have slipped in.

I know why it's so
lovely right now.

- I do, too.
- It's so quiet.

The energy is
so calm and loving.

I hate panic packing.

Throw everything in there.

Fart in it so TSA has a little
surprise when they open up.

[laughing]

All crew, all crew,
please get into your whites.

Oh, God.

Why am I afraid?

I'm so afraid.

All crew, all crew.

Can we get everybody on the dock
for a guest departure please?

Hey, what's happening
her, Dais?

What?

I don't know.
You're just glowing.

Don't make us go!

Bye, Parsifal.
We love you.

My friend.

I hope to see you all later.

You picked me up so well.
You did a great job.

Hive five.
Just kidding.

My captain.

It was such a pleasure.

I just want to say how
important yesterday

was for me being a very
visible q*eer person

to have all of you rally
behind us in such a fierce way.

It was really spectacular.

I know that there was
a lot of murmuring

around some of our
satisfactions with the meals.

Not that everyone else is gone.

I thought you did
a fantastic job.

Oh, thank you.
It was a pleasure.

I also have this for you.

- Thank you so much.
- Oh, thank you very much.

- It was a great time.
- For everything.

- Mwah!
- Mwah!

Bon voyage, mother----ers.

Can we go back?

[ship horn sounds]

Woo!

She's so amazing.

All right.
Another great charter.

There are a few things
we need to chat about,

but overall I think
we did a really good job.

- After you?
- After you.

Oh, thank you.

So how do we feel?

Diana is scarred.

Yeah, it was a little...
Jesus Christ.

I didn't understand yesterday
what happened, to be honest,

because I was
the one waking up early.

I went to bed at
the same time as Danni,

and I was the one given
eight hours of sleep

instead of nine,
it didn't make sense to me.

Fair enough. The days are crazy.

I will make sure,
on the next time,

that you get made up for it.

But it's already the second time
that it happened.

So this is like,
it's annoying.

I really do put thought into it.

I'm not here to just
cater to you.

I'm doing my job.

So you think
I'm not doing my job?

I'm not here to just
cater to you.

I'm doing my job.

Absolutely. So you think
I'm not doing my job?

Next time, if you can
just think a little bit.

Okay, I will take the time
to sit down and think

just to make sure

that you get
the exact same hours as Danni.

I got eight hours rest,
and she got nine.

Can you listen to yourself?

I think I stand up
for my girls.

I think I look after them.

And of course,
I'm getting pushback.

That's been a running
pattern all season.

It's exhausting.

You girls can go ahead.

Take a nap, Daisy.

Have you got more stuff to do?

Really?

- That's just whining, yeah.
- Exactly, thank you.

Well, things are going
great on deck.

Good. I'm glad to hear.

Yeah.

Give me a cuddle.

- I'm fine.
- You're all right.

We'll have a fun night tonight.

Gary, Daisy, Chase,
and Keith,

can you guys meet me in
the master cabin, please?

Copy.

Excuse me, I can't,
I'm cleaning.

Please don't come here.

Would you like to
do something, Cheffy?

Something fruity is good.

What's about
ginger and curcuma?

That would be really nice.

Close that door.

Here you go, Cheffy.

- Thank you.
- I'll put some on here.

Thank you very much.

You would be
a very good partner.

[laughing]

Okay, so last night, you guys
went out with the guests.

I set some ground rules.

I could tell that you
had more than two drinks.

I had a couple drinks.

How many did you have?

Five.

You being honest?

Cheers, Dais.

Cheers, my love.

Now, how many did
I tell you to have?

- Two.
- Max.

Keith?

Daisy?

I had two drinks and two shots.

So you had four drinks?

Yeah.

- Chase?
- I had one beer.

That's all you had?

- I had one beer.
- He did.

He just had one beer.

- I think it's about work.
- You think?

- Yeah.
- What about work?

Who the [bleep] knows?

I don't want to
take you guys' tip,

but if I set a rule and
I tell you guys

what the consequences are
and then I don't follow up,

it's a----ing
free-for-all, isn't it?

You're right. I broke the rules
and I apologize.

Glenn, we didn't
abuse the situation.

I was not drunk last night.

You didn't follow what
I set out as a rule.

No, of course.

I'm----ing up
at 2 A.M. till 3 A.M.

Chasing you guys
into----ing bed.

Which is, I've never seen
in my life before, Glenn.

Because you're not following
the----ing rules I set out.

Yeah, okay.

Well, in all honesty, I was
not----ed up last night.

- I mean...
- No, dude.

You can take 100%
from me, Glenn.

- Huh?
- You can take 100%.

You clearly need the cash.

I don't think your
attitude is right, Gary.

No. So the guests are requesting
us to drink and,

like, I don't want to go...

No, the guests...

Gary, wait, come on.
Don't confuse things.

You were not forced
to drink, Gary.

But it's like so...

No, it's no but.
You were not forced to drink.

I did not say, at any point,
that you have to drink.

You knew the rules.
You broke the----ing rules.

And now you're
here getting upset.

Next on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"...

You got a
no shellfish situation.

Are these the special ones?

I don't want you
to eat anything

you don't know what it is.

I just don't want
an EpiPen issue.

Does no one else feel
uncomfortable with the PDA?

What happened to Antony?

There's no
dating after this.

- We're cool friends.
- Did you just friendzone me?

He's just been busy thinking
about how to get rid of me.