01x01 - Peter Grill and the Ogre Sisters

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At last, the decennial combat festival known as the

"Grand Fighting Tournament" has
reached its exciting conclusion!

Could a Human bring home the gold
for the first time in 150 years!?

If I win this thing now...

We... Luvellia-senpai and I...

Somewhere out there, in a faraway land...

A martial arts competition to decide the strongest
man on the planet was underway.

To the victor of said competition goes fame and glory.

In turn, he will become the object of international intrigue.

Your new champion is...

The representative of the Yakeppachi Warriors Guild:

Peter Grill!

Indeed.

Peter Grill knew not of what the future had in store...

Nor the terror that lay ahead...

The chance to be a hero is long gone...

Dug myself into a hole with no way out

Back against the wall...

I mean, how could I resist?

"This wasn't supposed to happen,"

I keep denying

I wish I could just disappear...

I wish I could just disappear...

I wish I could just disappear...

I can't stand myself

Moping around, spouting lies, grieving a broken heart

I hold on desperately to these feelings and shut my eyes

So why does this stupid guilt refuse to go away!?

So why does this stupid guilt refuse to go away!?

I suffocate under its weight

The chance to be a hero is long gone...

Always discouraged by my weaknesses,

I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,

clinging selfishly to the hope for forgiveness

Dug myself into a hole with no way out...

Full of regret and powerless to change,

I feel my heart being torn apart

on this night of endless shame and despair

Why can't I get my act together?

Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...

Yo, Peter!

What happened to meetin' up at the bar!?

Gotta hurry...

I can't wait to celebrate with her...!

Senpai...

Senpai!

Oh, it's you, Mimi.

Major congrats on your win!

As a fellow guild member, I couldn't be more proud!

Huh, looks like I'm the first one to show up...

Hm? What do you mean?

Well, y'see...

Now that you're officially the strongest man on the planet,

I've got a favor to ask...

Not sure what you're gettin' at...

But since I'm in a good mood, go ahead and lay it on me!

Aw, thanks! Much appreciation!

So, I was thinking...

Hm...?

Lemme get your junk spunk!

Are you crazy!? What are you talking about!?

Oopsie... Did I say something I wasn't supposed to...?

For us Ogres, producing strong
offspring is a pretty big deal...

And in terms of breeding partners, a champion like you...

Ogre-based logic isn't gonna fly around here!

I'm sorry!

I forgot the Human Realm has rules for this sorta stuff...

Jeez...

Y'see, it hasn't been very long since I moved here...

She's not a bad kid.

But the weirdest crap comes flyin'
outta her mouth sometimes...

'Kay! I understand now, Senpai!

Would you...

Please consider having sex with me!?

You obviously don't understand a damn thing!

Enough of your foolishness!

B-Big Sis!?

Oh, Lisa!

Talk some sense into her, would you!?

Mimi, I insist you cease this behavior immediately.

For I shall be the one to partake in this man's loins!

You, too...!?

A close call, indeed.

At this precise moment,

countless nations are beginning
the race to obtain your sperm.

As an Ogre of the fairer sex,
I cannot allow such a thing to happen!

History has proven time and again...

The blood of the most powerful
warriors belongs to ogres!

Unbelievable...

Come along, Peter Grill...

You get the picture, so no puttin' up a fight!

Seriously!?

This can't be happening!

What is it?

Huh?

What?

I refuse to be your studhorse!

Peter Grill!

On my pride as an Ogre...
I shall never let you slip through my grasp!

Yeah!

Forget them... There's no time to waste, Peter!

Go... Quickly!

Take your place by her side...!

Luvellia-senpai!

Hello, Peter-kun.

I've been waiting for you.

I finally did it.

And now... Now we're home free!

Indeed... he may be stubborn,

but with such an impressive victory under your belt,

my father has to give us his blessing.

Once we're married...

All that's left is to have a child
and carry on the family name.

Uh... Just checking, but...

Could you remind me how babies are made?

Not this again...

Despite what you think, I'm not completely oblivious.

Pay attention.

I won't spare you the details.

When two people who love
each other pray to the heavens,

the stork carries their child to a cabbage patch.

It's the miracle of life!

So innocent...!

I can't help but feel that's the real miracle...

It's been two years since Senpai and I started dating.

Thanks to the Guildmaster's overprotective
personality and brainwashing methods,

all we've done is hold hands!

If we get married like this, I'm screwed...

Come on!

Why don't we say a prayer together, Peter-kun?

Sure...

What a day...

I'm glad I won the tournament,
but now I've got all sorts of problems...

Goof juice...!

There's no use dwelling on it...

Ta-da! Guess who!?

Make a woman outta me, Senpai!

Go away!

Wait, Senpai! Please open the door! C'mon, Senpai!

Have these Ogres no sense of decency!?

It seems the two of us are finally alone...

Open up, Peter Grill!

What exactly are you dissatisfied with!?

Is this about money!?

How much do we gotta pay!?

Shut up and take a hike!

What's all the ruckus...?

No way...

This dude's kickin' out a couple of naked girls...

Seriously!?

What an as*h*le...

Goddammit!

Breathe..

At this rate, you're gonna fall into their trap...

I'm happily engaged to Luvellia-senpai...

We are well aware, Peter Grill,
of the fact that your relationship with Luvellia...

...has never gone beyond holding hands, for example...

Us, on the other hand...

H-Hold on...

We can entertain you in ways she
couldn't even begin to imagine...

Knock it off!

What kind of scumbag do you take me for!?

Senpai and I made a commitment to one another!

Betraying her trust...

It's absolutely unforgivable!

That's right...

And no Ogre on this planet can convince me otherwise!

Did you... say something just now?

C-Crap... This feeling...

There's someone I care about deeply...!

And yet...

I...

I...

What have I done!?

How could I be so weak...!?

Why...

Why...!?

Why couldn't I keep it in my pants!?

Peter-kun, are you awake?

I know that voice...!

Oh no...

It started out as a simple crush

Suddenly, you were my biggest source of strength

Till death do us part, let's grow old together

This is my sincerest wish:

Stay with me, stay with me

So long time, by my side for all eternity

Beaten down by our daily struggles

Or soaked by a storm of rage;

If you get drenched, I won't hesitate

To be the umbrella that shields you

It's not so cold... I'm by your side

That's good enough for me

You're my rock, my strength

That smile of yours puts my soul at ease

I could search the whole world over

And find no one like you

You're my rock, my strength

Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy

No matter how much it may hurt,

I pledge my life to protecting you

...

Dear Sir Peter Grill,

Word on the street is you won the tournament
and got engaged to Luvellia-san.

Betcha feel like the luckiest guy alive right now, eh?

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