02x03 - The Spa's the Limit/The Hair Dignitary/Year of the Mouse/Relativity

[bunniefuu]

[theme music playing]

[whistles]

[elevator dings]

[thuds]

[squeaks]

[thuds]

[shouts]

[chomps]

[thuds]

[swallows]

Top of the food chain, fellas.

You lose.

[clangs]

[thuds]

[concierge] Spike,
Tom. There you are.

The staff voted

and somehow you two have won
"Best Behaved Pets" in the hotel.

I'd hate to see the worst.

As your prize,

you'll be treated
to the hotel spa

just like the human guests.

Heaven help that
poor spa hostess.

Hey, uh, looks like the
good behavior has paid off.

Eh, pal?

Hello. Welcome to
your spa experience.

Let's start off with some yoga.

Please, unroll your mats.

[chuckling softly]

Hm. It appears your mat is
even more tense than you are.

Try applying some
herbal calming gels.

[thuds]

Go ahead and spray
on the herbal gel.

[spray hisses]

- [thuds]
- [objects clattering]

[snaps]

[door slams open]

[door creaks]

[Spike shouts, grunts, exclaims]

Enjoying your spa day?

[gags, spits]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

This is a special aloe mixed
with carbonated pine tar.

It's made to soak your nails.

[gags]

Okay. Let's take a look at those
nails as part of your pedicure,

[woman screaming]

[gags]

[device whizzing]

[chuckles in excitement]

Huh?

[groans]

Now, we'll start off
with some aroma therapy

as you enjoy your mud bath.

[liquid bubbling]

Enjoy your soak, fellas.

[button clicks]

[liquid bubbling wildly]

[crackles]

A little help here!

[sizzling]

Looks like it's cracking cat.

[sniffs]

[gags]

[thuds, objects clattering]

Oh, no.

They're gonna miss out
on the cheese fondue.

Oh, well.

[whizzes]

[thuds]

Tom! Stop right there.

Today, the hotel is
going to be visited

by a very important person,

so be on your best behavior.

Or else... Do I
make myself clear?

We are live at New
York's Royal Gate Hotel.

Visiting today are the
leading ambassador,

from Rosejamnesia
and her husband.

With them, of course, is
their charismatic cat, Monty.

Perhaps the most photographed
feline in the world.

- [people speaking indistinctly]
- [cameraman] Monty, look here!

- [man 1] That's it!
- [man 2] Right here!

[man chuckles] Yeah, that's it.

All right, all right. That's
enough photos for now.

Lord Monty is late
for his banquet.

Hurray... Another banquet.

I'm so over these.

Tom, that's for VIPs!

Get it together, cat.

[chews]

[objects clattering]

[thuds]

[thuds]

Excuse me, old sport.

The name is Montague,
Monty for short.

I've a bit of a
proposition for you.

You see, I've grown rather
wary of my opulent existence...

being followed by cameras,

attending lavish parties,

eating huge banquets
of endless food.

So I thought since you
and I look so similar,

perhaps we could
try a little switch.

I pretend to be you
and you can pose as me.

How's that for a deal, hm?

Wonderful! Here,
put on my collar.

Perfect. Looking good, Monty.

Good luck and don't do
anything I wouldn't do.

Ah, there you are, Monty! Come!

You have duties to attend.

- [man 1] Over here, Monty!
- [man 2] Over here, Monty!

- [man 3] Right... Right here!
- [man 4] Pose for us, Monty!

[people speaking indistinctly]

[man 1] Hey, Monty,
what's your favorite...

[man 2] One more, please.

One more!

Oh... No more cameras,
no press, no politics.

I feel as light as a feather.

Tom, get off the furniture.

You're getting cat
hair everywhere.

Do it again and you'll
be out on the street.

[thuds]

That didn't go well.

Maybe there's more to this
"lobby-cat" thing than I knew.

If I'm to blend in, I better
get some tips from the locals.

I say, you're that
mouse, aren't you?

Can you teach me how to slum it
like one of these lobby cats?

Is this how much cheese
Tom really brings you?

[camera shutter clicking]

[slurping]

[swishing]

[clicks on]

[thuds]

To world peace.

[spits]

Monty, that was hand soap!

Never before have we enjoyed such a
beneficial relationship between both nations.

We thank this city
for welcoming us

and look forward
to your ambassador

visiting our home.

Ugh. This lobby-cat
life is exhausting.

I think I need to squeeze in a
quick nap in this sandbox over here.

He does what in this?

[man] Look here! Look here!

- [man 1] Right here!
- [man 2] Come on, give us a smile.

[people speaking indistinctly]

[man] Monty!

- [screams]
- Oh, dear.

[whizzing past]

[screeching]

It has been truly an honor to
host you, Madam Ambassador.

I'm sorry Monty didn't
seem to enjoy the visit.

You look as miserable as I do.

How about we switcheroo
our little switcheroo

and get back to our
regular lives, hm?

Ooh.

Monty, there you are.
It's time to go home.

[cage rattles]

They're taking
Tom instead of me!

Please, you have to
help me get home.

Poor Monty. I've never
seen him like this before.

Must be the jetlag.

[shouts] Mouse!

Well, Tom, I guess we learned

the grass isn't always
greener on the other side.

[clangs]

[Monty exclaims]
Monty's back, baby!

[Asian instrumental
music playing]

[chorus vocalizing to '50s beat]

♪ Walking around this town
Without a care in the world ♪

[chorus vocalizing]

♪ Things are going my way
And it's my lucky day ♪

♪ 'Cause I ran into
My favorite girl ♪

♪ It's why I feel so
alive 24/7 and 365 ♪

♪ Come on, come on, come on
This is the year of the mouse ♪

♪ This is the year
Of the mouse ♪

♪ You may as well face the fact
Yeah, we've got your back ♪

♪ You're just a cat You
know this is our time ♪

[Jerry squealing with laughter]

♪ Come on, come on, come on
This is the year of the mouse ♪

♪ You can try all you want ♪

- ♪ But you know We're not
messing around ♪ - [laughing]

[chorus vocalizing]

♪ Working together You
know we're never gonna ♪

♪ Let you turn our music down
It's ringing in my ears ♪

♪ Like fireworks In
a brand new year ♪

♪ Come on, come on, come on
This is the year of the mouse ♪

[gong echoing]

[high-pitched yell]

[music continues playing]

[loud thud]

[snap]

[snapping]

[whooshes]

[rubber stretching]

[thuds]

[fireworks exploding]

[music resumes]

♪ Now it's just you and me ♪

♪ There's no place
I'd rather be ♪

♪ Then sitting with
you Right here ♪

♪ I can see it crystal clear ♪

♪ I think we know right now
This is the year of the mouse ♪

[fireworks exploding]

Phew.

[shrieks]

[mice playing oom-pa music]

[squealing]

Uncle Jerry!

We've come to give
you surprise visit.

We came all the way from
our home in Bavaria.

We want you to show
us all the amazing

and wonderful sights
of New York City!

We want to see it all!

The palm trees, the
Washington Monument...

The Eiffel Tower.

Dummkopf! The Eiffel Tower isn't
in New York City. It's in Canada.

That's not what it
says in the guide book.

[squealing]

[screams]

[gasps]

This must be the
Empire State Building.

Guys, look, this must be
the Statue of Liberty lady.

Look at her

talking on her cell
phone of freedom.

What a country.

And look over here.

This must be the
Madison Square Garden.

How do they play basketball
with a tree in the way?

Wait a minute,

you mean this is just
the lobby of the hotel?

Before we see more city,

my belly is hungry
for the cheeses.

I would also like
to eat the cheeses.

There is so much to see
here that I can't stay put.

Ja, we should...

Hey, look, isn't
that Hans the Katzen?

What is Hans, our friendly
Katzen doing here?

He must have traveled
from our village.

He is our best friend!

Let's go say hello.

We have to waken our friend Hans

with the tradition of
the Bavarian wakeup call!

[clangs]

[clanging]

Guten Tag, Hans.

Und, now we say "hello" by giving you
the tradition Bavarian whisker pull.

[shouts]

That is the scream of joy, ja?

You know, I don't
think this is Hans.

- He looks very angry.
- Ja, I think you're right.

Our Hans is much friendlier.

This Katzen looks like he just
found sauerkraut in his strudel.

[screams]

[birds singing]

Hey! Bavarian Brat!

They look a little
undernourished.

When in Rome.

Dummkopf! That's
in Canada, too.

[screams]

[mice squealing]

Guten Tag, Katzen!

Maybe you would like to
join us in our swim time.

Ja, Katzen, the water is warm.

Und delicious.

Look! The Katzen is
trying to play tag.

We play a different
game back home.

We call it "Cover the
Katzen in mustard."

Ja, und ketchup and relish, too.

Yay! We are hotdog rolling!

[thuds]

It's true what they
say about America.

The streets are
paved with cheese.

Actually, I think all the cheese
comes from this fancy cheese shop.

Let's go in!

[horn blaring]

Forget the Big Apple,

they should call this
city "The Big Cheese."

Well, what do we got here?

Looks like old Lightnin' is
about to have an early dinner.

[slams]

These mice are
mine. Now, step off.

[thuds]

Wow, is this a cheese shop
or Katison Square Garden?

[screams]

Told you these mice were mine.

It's time to go already?

[saying goodbye in German]

[both gulp]

It's been a lot of
fun, Uncle Jerry.

We will come back
with more cousins.

[chuckles softly]

[all saying goodbye in German]

[glass shatters]

[theme music playing]