02x04 - Cat and Mouse Burglars/Caterpillar and Mouse/The Pied Piper of Harlem/Lazy Jerry

[bunniefuu]

[theme music playing]

[theme music playing]

[instrumental music playing]

Famed pop star, Riva McDiva,

is currently on her
way to New York City,

where she'll be staying

at the illustrious
Royal Gate Hotel.

These no talent celebutantes
are just sizzle, no steak.

[playful music playing]

What do you think, cat?

[camera shutter clicking]

[instrumental music playing]

[fluttering]

[romantic music playing]

[sighs in exasperation]
I don't get it.

I just don't get it.

[heart beating]

Welcome to the Royal
Gate, Ms. McDiva.

[camera shutter clicking]

We'll get you all checked in
at the royal suite, of course.

Luggage?

I only brought one bag.

It's my favorite.

I'm never without it.

[playful music playing]

[sighs] Will you be my
snuggle kitty while I'm here?

Mm. You're such a
cute little mouse!

You can both be part
of my entourage.

[laughs]

Time to go!

- Toodeloo.
- [elevator dings]

[sighs] Time to relax.

Wee! [chuckles]

Time for another picture.

[camera shutter clicking]

[stomach rumbling]

I'm so hungry.

Do you boys think you can get
me a burger from the kitchen?

You can't tell anybody,

my fans and my manager
think I'm on a diet.

[whistle]

Hey, you got to pay
for that burger.

[both sigh]

[indistinct whispering]

[playful music playing]

[cutlery clinking]

[dramatic music playing]

[laughs] Ooh, that looks great!

Thank you, guys.

[chomping]

Nothing against the
maid service here,

but I like to do
my own cleaning.

Could you get me the key
card to the maid supply room?

Woo-hoo!

Now that we cleaned my room,
let's clean the whole floor.

Isn't cleaning fun? [laughs]

Told ya, I was a neat freak.

[train horn blowing]

Let's get to work.

[vacuum cleaner whirring]

[thuds]

[snickering]

[vacuum cleaner whirring]

Okay, next room.

[laughs hysterically]

[flushing]

[camera shutter clicking]

Cleaning is so much fun.

[suspenseful music playing]

Huh, what's this?

This trunk was empty earlier.

[all] Ahhh!

Mind your business, mutt.

Time to go.

[dramatic music playing]

[elevator dings]

- [elevator dings]
- [camera shutter clicking]

- [yelps]
- [thud]

What is going on here?

[gasps] Wait.

Those were all hotel items

and jewelry from other guests.

Riva McDiva, you are a theiver.

I'm a celebrity.

I deserve some free stuff.

Beloved pop star Riva McDiva

was recently caught stealing

from a high-end
hotel in New York.

Her nefarious plot was
thwarted by these furry heroes.

[paper shredding]

[camera shutter clicking]

[music playing]

[jazz music playing]

[inhales and exhales]

[playful music playing]

- Boo!
- [squeals]

[playful flute music playing]

[yawns]

[playful music
continues playing]

[snoring]

["Brahms Lullaby" playing]

[chuckles awkwardly]

[squeals]

[playful jazz music playing]

[tools clattering]

[wheels squeaking]

[reveille music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[both gasp]

[enthralling instrumental
music playing]

[objects clattering]

[enthralling instrumental
music continues playing]

[shrieks]

[thuds]

[spits]

[captivating jazz music playing]

Shh!

[crashes]

[dramatic music playing]

Shh!

[captivating jazz music playing]

[vibrato intensifying]

[meows loudly]

[gasps]

[intense music playing]

[crashes]

[blows whistle]

[playful instrumental music]

[solemn music playing]

[sniffs]

[jazz instrumental
music in distance]

[instrumental jazz music]

[male announcer] Hey, you
cool cats, it's show time.

Put your paws together for the
little kitty with the big voice.

Toots!

[all applauding]

♪ He's a scamp ♪

♪ But he sets Your
heart a flutter ♪

♪ Makes you feel like You're
the bread And he's the butter ♪

♪ It won't be long ♪

♪ Before he leaves
you For another ♪

♪ That cat is gonna wander ♪

♪ He's a scamp ♪

[shrieks]

♪ You wanna believe That
you're the one exception ♪

♪ But listen to me, baby ♪

♪ That's self-deception ♪

♪ Let me relieve you
Of any misconception ♪

♪ That cat is gonna
wander He's a scamp ♪

♪ He's a good kitty ♪

♪ He's a bad kitty ♪

♪ He's a bowl full of
your favorite treats ♪

♪ He's that itch
You gotta scratch ♪

♪ That ball of wool
You gotta chase ♪

♪ So irresistible ♪

♪ But I repeat ♪

♪ He's a scamp ♪

♪ Oh, to him it's all a game ♪

♪ He's a player ♪

♪ But we love him
All the same ♪

♪ He doesn't try to hide it ♪

♪ It's right there
In his name ♪

- ♪ That feline Casanova... ♪
- [shrieks]

♪ Is a scamp ♪

[enchanting flute music plays]

[objects clattering]

[band resumes playing]

[enchanting flute music]

[band music resumes]

[enchanting flute
music continues]

[shrieks]

[flute music continues]

[shrieks]

[dramatic music plays]

[tires screech]

[racy instrumental music plays]

["Three Blind Mice"
instrumental playing]

[shrieking]

[laughs]

[boy grunts]

I told you to get
rid of that thing.

Give me that!

[boy crying]

[instrumental music plays]

["Three Blind Mice"
instrumental playing]

[wobbling]

[knocking on door]

[whistling]

Hey, you're eating all my food.

This calls for a
down home reunion.

Your ma is about to meet my paw.

[yawns]

["Three Blind Mice"
instrumental playing]

[chomping]

[gobbling]

[chomping]

[slurps]

[gobbling]

[panting]

[playful instrumental music]

[electricity crackling]

[tense music plays]

[dramatic music plays]

[snoring]

[music intensifies]

["Three Blind Mice"
instrumental playing]

[thuds]

[electronic squealing]

[theme music plays]