02x03 - Hopscotch Extreme - The Funk Wash

[bunniefuu]

You could do it solo ♪

But then you'd be

All by yourself ♪

Yo! So it'd be more fun

To share this one ♪

With someone else ♪

Together we will soar

Across the sky and beyond ♪

So turn up your voice ♪

Stand up and sing along ♪

- All different voices ♪

- Everybody now! ♪

Our melodies ringing ♪

We're livin' in harmony ♪

Yeah, we're

livin' in harmony ♪

Our song is much stronger

With every troll singing ♪

We're livin' in harmony ♪

♪

Okay, g*ng, for our next

exciting round of hopscotch,

give it up for Biggie!

[Cheering]

HOLLY:

You got this, Biggie!

You got it, Biggie!

[Cheering]

Nope, that's it,

I can't do this anymore!

Sorry, everyone,

but hopscotch

is overrated!

[Trolls gasp]

Ah! Finally, someone said it!

- We're free from this pointless charade!

- All it is is hopping!

- TROLLS: Yeah!

- DEMO: Nay!

♪

I beseech thee, judge

hopscotch not, fellow Trolls.

For thou hast never experienced

its most epic incarnation,

the age old Hard Rock

Tribe tradition

Hopscotch Extreme!

- Ooo

- Ooo

Imagine a hopscotch course

beset by obstacles,

each more hair-raising

than the last.

Where any hopper can become

a champion!

Okay, we have to bring Hopscotch

Extreme to TrollsTopia!

[Chuckles]

Indeed. And lucky for us,

we have the world's greatest Extreme

Hopscotcher to demonstrate.

Val? You're the world's

greatest Extreme Hopscotcher?

. Well I don't know

about "greatest"

Oh, she's the greatest alright

You see, I was there

on that fateful day.

The day of The Greatest Scotch

of All Time.

This is the story ♪

Of the Greatest

Scotch of All Time ♪

We were waiting for

a champ to appear ♪

When who should arrive

Eyes shining clear ♪

To beat the clock

Leap thru the fire ♪

For the greatest

scotch of all time ♪

One foot in the air

One in each square ♪

Never seen someone

With such agile hair ♪

She raced the course

Cool all the while ♪

For the greatest

scotch of all time ♪

And she's the one ♪

Who holds the crown ♪

And she will never ♪

Let us down ♪

She'll run the greatest ♪

Yeah! She'll

run the greatest ♪

Scotch of all time ♪

TROLLS: Yeah!

Woo-hoo!

[Cheering]

Okay. Put me down.

- Sorry.

- Sorry. Got carried away.

So you see, Val's a legend.

And now, all TrollsTopia shall

witness her unrivaled skill!

C'mon, guys.

It wasn't that big a deal.

Onward, my hopscotch brethren,

to construct a course, post haste!

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

- Woo-hoo!

- Yeah!

- Huh?

- You have to put a stop to this!

Stop Hopscotch Extreme?

Why?

Because I'm a terrible

hopscotcher, okay?

That epic scotch of mine

it didn't happen

the way Demo thinks.

I was just out in the woods,

enjoyin' a cupcake a la 'splode

when these Hostile Hornets attacked me.

For no reason at all!

[chuckle]

[Screaming]

[Gasping]

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

[Gasp]

[Scream]

VAL:

It was a total fluke!

[screaming]

[Screaming]

TROLLS: Wow!

[Gasping]

I'm not the hero

everyone expects me to be.

And when they find out,

it'll go down in the All Time

Bummer Hall of Fame!

Listen, Val, I know you're gonna

give me a look for saying this, but

isn't there a chance

that if you told the truth

it would unite everyone in some sort

of soul cleansing moment of healing?

Yep. There's the look

So, I guess we really

only have one option

Hopscotch training!

Val, you mastered that course

once, you can do it again

you just have to

believe in yourself.

Believe in myself? Really?

You betcha, now hop them hoops, sugar.

Let's see what you've got!

Hm!

[Scream]

[Grumble]

- Oh

- Oo

Wha!

[Crash]

- Ooh!

- We may need to work on her hop.

Hopping is just a motion.

You are going to go

down on the ground,

and then you will lift

your body into the air.

And down to the ground.

[Grumbling]

[Screaming]

One, one, two, yeah!

Now one, two, two, one, one, c'mon!

[Cheering]

K, sugar.

Let's see whatcha got now!

[Screaming]

Well, dang, y'all,

we made her worse?

Hmm. Did you remember

to believe in yourself?

VAL: Um. Ow?

Val, I'm sorry to

tell you this, but

this is the worst case of

Scotcher's Knee I have ever seen.

[Gasp]

- What does that mean?

- That she will never

hop again.

[Gasp]

- So can I walk?

- Yes.

Jump, skip?

- Kick, swim?

- Anything

but hop.

- Well, is it painful?

- Not even a little.

Well, dang! Holly Darlin's

- strugglin' to feel bad here!

- Feel bad?

Are you kidding?

This is the best thing

that could ever happen to me!

So, because of my

Scotcher's Knee,

I'm now medically unable

to do Hopscotch Extreme.

Sorry, guys.

- Aww.

- Aww.

Aww, Val, it's not your fault.

- You can't be blamed for this.

- Yeah, I guess I can't, can I?

Oh, well.

I wish my leg had

one more run left in it, but

what are you gonna do?

Wait, Val

you hopped your epic

Hopscotch Extreme

- run on your other leg, remember?

- The other leg?

But I

You see, that's

factually correct.

[Cheering]

Y'hear that, everyone?

The scotch is back on!

Yeah!

DEMO:

Behold, ye scotching spectators,

witness the mythical majesty

of Val Thundershock

[cheering]

Dude, I can't do this. I'm just

gonna eat it out there, guys.

Uh, oh, Poppy. Might be time

for one of your pep talks.

[Deep breath]

The moment has come.

I know you can do it!

You just have to believe

in yourself, remember?

Do you believe in yourself?

Uh, I dunno, ask

it again, louder.

Do you believe in yourself!

- Okay, split the difference.

- Do you believe in yourself?

Yes! I do believe in myself.

I can do this!

[Cheering]

Woo!

I can do th

Ah!

[Gasp]

- Oh, no, Val.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah yeah, I think I am.

- Phew, what a relief

cuz that means you can

get back up and try again!

Yeah!

[Cheering]

No!

[Gasp]

I can't do this!

Sorry, Poppy, but it turns out believing

in yourself with no actual skill

is just a swinging guitar

to the face waiting to happen!

- Mm, yeah, that's fair.

- Hold on. What?

I'm not a hero, Demo.

The Greatest Scotch of

All Time was a fluke.

I'm awful at hopscotch.

Ask them

- I wouldn't say awful

- Terrible. Just terrible.

I'm sorry. I know it's

a huge bummer, but

I'm done pretending.

Hm.

You know what?

I'm done pretending too.

Huh?

You know that drum solo

I did the other day?

I was just having

a sneezing fit!

[Confused murmurs]

My epic cannonball

was just a belly flop,

but no one noticed

so I just went along with it!

[Confused murmurs]

My cool tattoo?

It's just a stain from falling

into a flavorberry patch!

I've been re-staining it

every week for eight years!

CROWD: Aww.

Thank you!

I am being really brave right now!

[Emotional air guitar]

Wow, thank you, Val.

Your honesty

it's united us all

in some sort of

- Soul cleansing moment of healing! Aww.

- Soul cleansing moment of healing! Aww.

CROWD: Aww.

♪

♪

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And the highest rated all-purpose

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The Dune Huggy will

make any driver say

Uh, Lownote, are you narrating me?

[Chuckles]

Yeah, you caught me, baby.

I can't help it, that Dune

Huggy is shinin' brighter

than a super fly supernova.

Oo.

I know! I just

got it washed by

The Clean Team.

Whoa-h*-h*-h*.

And who, pray tell,

is The Clean Team?

Clean it up ♪

Yeah, we, yeah,

we cleaning it up ♪

And we having fun ♪

Need a wash baby? ♪

Yeah, well drive it on down

And we'll get it done ♪

Get it squeaky, polish it up ♪

Wanna see my reflection ♪

Get a squeegee,

give it a scrub ♪

Getting shiny one by one ♪

Clean it up, oh ♪

We're having fun, oh ♪

Getting it done

Oh, oh, eh, oh, oh, oh ♪

We clean it up, oh ♪

Showin some love, oh ♪

One by one

Oh, oh, eh, oh, oh, oh ♪

We clean it up ♪

My my. The Clean Team indeed.

You know, I've been thinking

The Funk spaceship, Vibe Town,

could use a good spic 'n span.

- Ooo!

- Ooo!

Ugh, but the Funk Tribe

has never trusted anyone else

with our sweet ride before.

It's our baby,

baby.

Oh, you can trust us, Lownote.

Like our motto says

BOTH: "The only thing

shinier than your vehicle

will be the smile on your face

from seeing a job well done

by a very professional team"

Well, that's reassuring.

Though perhaps a bit long for

BOTH: "by which we mean,

we will clean said vehicle

and return it to you

in perfect condition

every time!

Guaranteed!

XOXO."

Well, that's

- HOLLY: "The Clean Team."

- BRANCH: "The Clean Team."

Hmm, consider Lownote

Jones convinced.

- She's all yours.

- Wow

- Huh?

- Would you look at that?

It appears my subconscious

is struggling to let go

of the spaceship I hold so dear.

Come on now, subconscious

be cool, baby.

[Chuckle]

Lownote Jones has

control issues, babies.

All right, team, we've never

faced a vehicle like this before,

but Lownote is trusting us.

So, let's do this.

[Giggle]

SHIP COMPUTER:

Deflector shield activated.

Huh?

[Scream]

SHIP COMPUTER:

Defense mode, engaged.

Huh?

[Scream]

Yeehaw!

Huh? What?

Ah!

Ah!

We did it!

- Woo-hoo!

- Woo-hoo!

No, wait

we missed a smudge

I can feel it.

There!

With a swipe of my finger,

we are officially

[gasp]

Doomed!

Ohmyguh!

We chipped the paint.

What are we gonna do?

Maybe we can buff it out?

[Grunting]

- Ah!

- Ah!

Hmm. I'm gon' be straight with ya'll

I may have made it way worse.

We can't give Vibe

Town back like this!

You heard what Lownote said,

that ship's their baby

Ok, uh, think think We could

take the ship back to my bunker!

I've fixed way worse stuff than

this in my garage.

Too risky! We'd have to move

the ship through the village

without the Funk

Trolls seeing us.

Hm, maybe we can re-paint it!

Sorry, guys.

Looks like I'm all out

of the color "Space Ship"

- Aw

- Aw

But this one's pretty close.

Hm.

Feels like it still needs red.

A very specific red.

- Hm.

- Hm.

Needs more

♪

Yeah!

♪

Well, the color

looks right. But dang!

Is paint supposed to do that?

I don't know. What

choice do we have?

Eugh!

Eugh!

[Whimper]

[Sigh]

[Cheering]

Well, now

Isn't this a sight

for cool eyes

It looks newer than new, babies!

You really came

through, Clean Team.

I don't know how we, the Funk

Tribe, can ever thank you.

Honestly, Lownote, just seeing

you satisfied with our work

is all the thanks we

All the thanks we

- Ah!

- Ah!

"All the thanks we 'Ah!'"?

Well

Lownote Jones is not familiar

with that particular expression,

but regardless,

I would like to go round up

all the Funk Trolls

so they can take a good look

at the work you've done.

Uh

[nervous chuckle]

See you shortly, babies!

Very shortly.

Ta-ta!

- HOLLY: Yeah, great!

- Ta-ta

There is a giant

hole in the ship!

- What are we gonna do?

- Maybe we can buff it out?

[Grumbling]

Alright, guys.

We only have one choice,

get the ship to my bunker,

make the repairs and get back

before the Funk Trolls return.

But how do we do all that

without anybody noticing?

- Hm

- Hm

- Ah!

- Ah!

[laugh]

We're gonna make it!

We're gonna make it!

COOPER: Hey, guys!

- Ah! Cooper?

- Ah! Cooper?

Say are you trying

to sneak the Vibe Town spaceship

to Branch's Bunker to repair

that gaping hole in its side?

- Uh

- Uh

- No.

- No.

Okay!

You guys have a good one!

[Sigh]

Phew!

Holly, look!

My bunker!

[Gasp]

- Ah! We made it! We made it!

- We made it! We made it!

Right this way, Funk babies.

- Ah!

- Ah!

You're just gonna love

what The Clean Team has done.

[Chuckles]

Gah! Reverse, reverse!

- Huh?

- Wah!

[Screaming]

- Oh!

- Oh!

[Grumbling]

Uh, can somebody help Lownote Jones

understand what just transpired?

[Chuckle]

[Chuckle]

Ugh

Lownote

[sigh]

We scratched your ship.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

And then we melted

a gigantic hole in the side.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Ah!

And then we sank it into the lagoon.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

We tried so hard to fix it

because you trusted us.

We didn't want you

to be disappointed.

Well, Trolls,

given the state of my ship,

it's easy to see why Lownote

Jones would be disappointed.

But then he'd have to be

equally disappointed in himself.

- Huh?

- Huh?

This? This is nothin'.

You shoulda seen the last time

I tried to clean the Funk Ship.

[Nervous chuckle]

Maybe we can buff it out?

[Annoyed groan]

Sometimes stuff happens.

That's life, baby.

♪

♪

♪

- Woah!

- Woah!

Wow.

We were worried there would be

consequences for our mistake.

Oh, there are consequences.

As penalty for

what you've done

you Trolls must clean up that ship

all over again for free.

Huh?

Wait. Free?

- But our washes are always

- Babies, I'm a Troll with access

to limitless

technological power!

Do you really want me

to make the consequences worse?

Uh

- Nope.

- No, no, no.

Free is good! Heh!

[Cheering]

[laughing]

POPPY: And that's the story

of how Lownote Jones

helped the Clean

wash the Vibe Town Space Ship

- and taught them the valuable lesson of

- Um, Poppy?

Are you narrating us?

[Chuckle]

Yeah, you caught me.

Baby.

♪

She's the one ♪

Who holds the crown ♪

And she will never ♪

Let us down ♪

She'll run the greatest ♪

Yeah! She'll

run the greatest ♪

Scotch of all time ♪