01x06 - Cat Hair/Shhh!/Torched Song/Quacker's Lucky Penny

[bunniefuu]

[theme music playing]

[concierge] Attention Thomas Cat. Attention Thomas Cat.

Please report to the lobby immediately.

Ugh! Where is that cat when you need him?

[clears throat] Thomas Cat.

Oh, there you are.

Listen, Thomas, I have an important job for you.

You will be assisting with one of our very best clients.

This is Mrs. Vanderkashian.

Mrs. Vanderkashian is a VIP.

She will be visiting our spa here today,

and I need you to amuse her pet for about an hour.

Thomas, meet Cesar, he is a prize hairless.

Ahh! Good heavens, get that filthy blanket off my precious.

That cat is shedding like a llama!

You know how allergic I am.

[sniffles] That's why I own a hairless.

Shedding? Oh, goodness. I'll see to it right away.

We have the best mobile grooming service standing by 24/7.

We'll have Thomas cleaned up in no time.

[tires screech]

Now, don't worry about a thing.

We'll make sure Cesar is well taken care of.

Huh! All right, I'm trusting you.

I expect to find Cesar exactly as I left him.

That's right, go and relax. Have a wonderful time.

Everything is in control here.

And as for you, you'll be doing the babysitting,

but first, a proper bath and trim.

[shears buzzing]

Ah! There you are. I see they managed to make an improvement.

[chuckles] Of course, that isn't hard to do.

All right, run along and play.

Keep Cesar entertained.

But above all, keep him clean.

[meows]

[vacuum whirring]

[screams]

[screams]

[vacuum whirring]

[screams]

I'm glad you enjoyed the spa, Mrs. Vanderkashian.

I must say you look absolutely radiant!

Cesar will certainly be happy to see you.

Just as we left them.

Of course, there was never anything to worry about.

[meows]

Cesar certainly seems like he enjoyed himself.

He does seem perkier than usual.

[concierge] Well, we have Thomas to thank.

He is our top man er, cat.

It's like I always say,

once you visit our hotel you'll never be quite the same.

[screams]

Oh, Cesar!

-[gasps] -[body thuds]

That's the last straw.

You better get used to sleeping outdoors!

[Jerry laughing]

[shears buzzing]

[meows]

Huh? Cesar, come here!

Come, my dear, let's get you home

and away from this filthy place!

We'll get you a nice warm bed and big plate of salmon!

[gasps]

Aw, good kitty.

Whoa!

Get off me, you crazy cat!

Hi-ya! Hee-ya! Hi-ya! Hyah!

[gulps]

[panting]

[panting]

[screams]

[all shushing]

[shushing]

[screams]

-[video game sound effect blaring] -[screams]

[inaudible whispering]

[knuckles cracking]

-[bones cracking] -[snorts]

[the librarian] It's go time.

That crazy cat stole my backpack.

[growls]

Thank you.

[screams]

[hushed voice] I bet you're wondering who I am.

I'm your worst nightmare. I'm the librarian.

And stay out.

[sniffs]

[clicks]

-[bell dinging loudly] -[screams]

[shushes]

[firecrackers popping]

[shushing]

[playing trumpet]

[shushing]

[growls]

I thought I threw you out, kitty.

[gulps]

[girl] My backpack!

-[screams] -[people shushing]

[in hushed voice] Get down from there, cat.

Right now.

[screams]

[people shushing]

[laughing]

[woman vocalizing]

I made me a promise When you went away ♪

No more chumps Or ne'er-do-wells ♪

No more characters Of ill repute ♪

But look What the cat dragged in ♪

Next time round I swore It's first class all the way ♪

A swift engagement Then wedding bells ♪

My resolve Was firm and absolute ♪

But look what the cat dragged in ♪

I'm a kitten Who's known a lotta dogs ♪

Not one single prince From kissing all those frogs ♪

No more alley cats No more strays ♪

-No more [choking] -No more scalawags With torn lapels ♪

This time round I'll be resolute ♪

Aw, look What the cat dragged in♪

[playing classical piano]

[playing jazzy music]

Thought you were a cool cat ♪

But then I smelled a rat Then I smelled a rat ♪

You were not a cool cat ♪

You and me we're gonna have A big old donnybrook ♪

That's right, We're gonna have a donnybrook ♪

[rocket engine rumbling]

[whistles]

Find a penny, pick it up, all day you'll have good luck.

[Little Quacker] Hey Jerry, look what I found!

[bubbling]

[water splashes]

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

That was a close one.

Good thing we have this lucky penny, right, Jerry?

[both laughing]

-[hip hop music playing] -Oh, yeah ♪

[man singing in autotune] Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

[water splashing]

[screams]

[screams]

If you find a penny it's good luck,

but if you steal one it's bad luck.

It's a bad penny now, Tom, you ruined it!

[Butch] Hiya, Tom!

Got any good jokes? Apart from your face, I mean. [cackles]

Hey, it must be lucky day. A four-leaf clover!

Well, hello, Toots.

My lucky day just got luckier!

What the

Tsk, tsk. Bad luck for you, buddy.

[growling]

[screams]

Hey, I know an unlucky penny when I see one.

Youse take it.

That's seven years bad luck.

[man] Look at that awful cat

stealing pennies from the charity fountain.

[Little Quacker] But if you steal the penny it's bad luck.

[screams]

[thunderclaps, lightening crackling]

[screams]

Change your luck, Tom. Do something good!

[screams]

Hey! Look what I found.

[theme music playing]