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01x08 - Warrior Maiden Invasion

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "ThunderCats Roar". Aired: February 22 – December 5, 2020.*
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Lion-O, Tygra, Panthro, Cheetara, WilyKit and WilyKat barely escape the sudden destruction of their homeworld, Thundera, only to crash-land on the mysterious and exotic planet of Third Earth.

01x08 - Warrior Maiden Invasion

Post by bunniefuu »

Meow.

[opening theme music playing]

[WilyKat] Twenty-one, 20, 19

Four, three, two, one.

Ready or not, here we come!

Got to find a spot.

Got to find a spot.

[groans] Tygra, not in here.

[WilyKit] Where are

you guys hiding?

For Thundera's sake,

let me in.

- We're coming!

- WilyKit, stop!

We have to finish

the countdown.

Or we could win.

[crashes]

[Wilykit] Can't hide from me.

WilyKit, come on!

You can't win

by smashing stuff.

[whispers]

You've got to be sneaky.

Hmm.

- [glass shatters]

- WilyKit, knock it off!

- You're gonna scare everybody away.

- Oh, sorry.

I didn't realize the game was

called hide and go rip one.

[Wilykat groans] Ah, toots.

I could have sworn

someone would be in here.

I bet you someone's

in the engineering bay.

[whispers] And we might

catch them if we're sneaky.

Hmm.

Man, they'll never

find me here.

[chuckles] Too easy.

- [glass shatters]

- WilyKit!

- Come on, you gotta be sneaky.

- [grunts]

- Oh, what? There's no one there.

- [chuckles]

- [screams]

- WilyKit!

- [Tygra] Just let me in.

- [Lion-O] Find your own hiding spot.

- [both] Uh-oh.

- WilyKit, come on.

- Let's check the kitchen.

- [WilyKit] Surprise!

- No, don't smash that!

- [objects clatter]

- Uh, let's get out of here.

- [grunting]

I don't know, man.

We looked everywhere.

They couldn't have possibly

gotten to the Safe Zo

- Oh.

- Hey, Thunderkittens.

- Great game.

- Sorry, kids,

but we could hear WilyKit smashing

stuff, like, a mile away.

- Oh, that's not fair.

- Listen, kiddo.

You really could learn

a few things from WilyKat.

Whatever.

It's just a dumb game.

On the contrary,

hide and seek

is a very serious

strategic training exercise.

Well, that may not be

exactly true,

but we could have at least

gotten, like, one guy

if you weren't so obsessed

with smashing all the time.

[grunts] I am not obsessed

with smashing!

- [alarm blaring]

- I didn't do it!

Uh-oh. Chaos is breaking out

all over Third Earth.

Yikes! Who would set fire

to the Troll village?

And using locusts

to attack the Berbils?

- [berbil] Help!

- [Cheetara] Only monsters would want to destroy

a cute house like that.

[Lion-O] And bullying

the Mole Master.

Wait. Who's

the Mole Master?

I don't know.

King of the Mole Men?

Only the Mutants

would stoop so low.

I don't think those are Mutants.

[narrator reading]

- Oh, my gosh.

- Hey.

- [grunts]

- What's up?

Oh, wow! [laughing]

Quit messing with

the camera controls, WilyKit.

Look at those muscles!

Guys, you're gonna

wanna see this.

It's a map of all the

incidents around Cats' Lair.

Wow! They're

everywhere except here.

Yeah. But just to be safe

I'd better go make sure

the door

[shrieks]

[roars]

Whoa, whoa!

[grunts and screams]

Wow!

h*, there. What is

the meaning of this?

Ooh!

Come on, you can

do better than that.

[screams]

- [laughing]

- What a bunch of weaklings!

Who are you calling weak?

[narrator reading]

[squeaking]

[meows]

[narrator reading]

- What?

- Did she just catch a laser?

Let's see if she can

catch me.

[narrator reading]

You haven't beaten me yet,

you barbarian!

[coughs]

Whoa! You guys rule.

[roars]

WilyKat, what are you

doing behind those boxes?

Look at these

cool buff ladies.

What the heck, WilyKit?

[roars]

Willa says to search

this stronghold

for some kind of jail to imprison

these flea-bitten felines.

That looks pretty good.

[Lion-O] No, not the Thunder Brig!

[women laughing]

ThunderCats h*!

What? My sword's not working.

Yeah, my nunchucks

are weird, too.

Don't worry, guys.

I don't need weapons

to get out of here.

[grunting]

- Hey, so, Tygra.

- Uh, yes?

Remind me again

why your blueprints

for Cats' Lair

included a jail cell

that deactivates

all of our powers

and technology?

Even my Snarf

stopped working.

[purrs]

It seemed like

a good idea at the time?

[all groan]

[roaring]

Willa says figure out

how all this alien tech works,

so we can put it to use.

Chop-chop!

[grunting]

[controls beeping]

[engine revving]

[all exclaiming]

[grunting]

Uh, WilyKit,

what you doing?

Did you see those

Warrior Maidens?

They were like pow, bang!

They got you like right away.

That's not how

I remember it.

I wanna see

what else they can do.

[grunting]

They totally just grabbed you.

It was so funny.

That's enough, dude.

[gasps] Guys, I found a way

out of here.

[grunts] I can't fit.

[Lion-O] Hmm.

Hmm.

Mmm!

WilyKit and WilyKat

look like they might fit.

But what's this?

Panthro's even smaller.

Uh, Lion-O, I think

WilyKit and WilyKat

are better suited

for this kind of thing.

Whatever, Panthro.

You're just scared.

[both grunting]

WilyKat, you are in charge.

- Yes!

- Oh, really?

Head for the control room.

There's a button there

that will unlock

the Thunder Brig

- and set us all free.

- Got it, Tygra.

- [WilyKit mimics mockingly]

- But you have to be sneaky.

WilyKit, that means

no smashing.

[WilyKit] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ugh, Tygra is so boring.

He's right about

not smashing, though.

We're smaller than

the other ThunderCats,

but we can use it to our

advantage with stealth.

So, what's your plan?

Watch and learn.

[grunting]

Let me out, WilyKat.

Those ones look scrawny.

[shushing]

Gotta have a few capsules

up your sleeve

when you're

a professional sneakster.

Hmm, let's see.

We've got some water

capsules, slime capsules.

Ooh, this one sprays

marinara sauce.

This one is just

full of ants.

This one sounds like

an old woman laughing.

It's very spooky.

Uh, chocolate,

vanilla, strawberry.

Uh, let's just use this.

- [clattering]

- What was that?

[groaning]

[reading]

- [both grunt]

- Okay, that was kind of cool.

[inhales deeply]

- Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak.

- [all snoring]

Oh, whatever.

I could have taken them.

- Oh!

- Careful.

Who's got the stronger arm?

Okay, I'll challenge them

to arm wrestle,

- and when I beat them

- No!

Sneaky. Watch this.

[grunting]

See, there's a better way

to take enemies out.

I guess your

sneaking method works,

but I'll take this last one.

What? I mean, she's like

100 times your size.

I don't even know

how she got in the hall!

We have to quietly slip

past her, undetected.

Follow me.

[grunting]

[mimicking Wilykat]

- Whoo!

- [whines]

[WilyKat] Roll, roll,

roll, roll, roll, roll.

[WilyKit] Stomp,

stomp, stomp, stomp.

- [groans]

- Okay, you just stay here.

I'm gonna sneak across to the

Thunder Brig lock button and

- Look!

- Hey, they're using our stuff.

Wait, no. I think

they're doing good guy things.

They're using the Thunder hose

to put out the fire

in the Troll village.

And they're using

the Thunder tank

to protect

the Berbils' crops.

- [berbil] Yay!

- [WilyKit] And I think the Mole men are happy

that they beat up

the Mole Master.

- [all cheering]

- Yay!

They're good guys

like us!

Well, I don't know.

They're still smashing

that cottage.

[Warrior Maiden] Crush it!

Who dares attack

the summer home of Mumm-Ra?

[screams]

Oh, it was Mumm-Ra's cottage.

That makes sense.

Smashing isn't

always bad, you know?

Okay, okay, new plan.

We walk over and politely

ask them to let everyone go.

- No, that stinks.

- Hello!

- Huh?

- We apologize for getting in a fight.

[chuckles] I believe there's been

some kind of misunderstanding.

- [all snarl]

- Or maybe not.

[roars]

She says she's going to

put you in another cage.

[roaring]

One even a slippery little Mutant

like you can't escape from.

[yells] We're not Mutants!

We're ThunderCats!

[Willa] Huh?

[roars]

[roars]

[screaming]

Oh!

[grunting]

[laughing]

[laughing]

What's she saying?

That one of you kitty cats is

finally speaking her language.

- [roaring at a distance]

- [building rumbles]

A fight? The Thunderkittens,

we have to save them!

Quick, everybody,

rush to the door.

[grunting]

- This is weird.

- [all muttering indistinctly]

[grunting]

WilyKat, here's the button

to unlock the Thunder Brig.

Huh? [laughs]

Use your finger, WilyKit.

Use your finger!

Like this!

How about I do it

with smashing?

[WilyKat winces]

[all yelp]

Let's head to the control room

to save WilyKit and WilyKat

- Oh.

- [Warrior Maidens cheering]

WilyKit, you're alive!

I'm more than alive,

I'm living!

- Where's WilyKat?

- I'm okay.

Turns out,

they're good guys.

- Good guys who like smashing stuff.

- Yeah!

I'm Nayda.

And we, the Warrior Maidens, used

to be the heroes of Third Earth,

but Mumm-Ra forced us to hide

away in the forests for years.

Now that he's

lost his powers,

we're just

letting loose a bit.

And smashing up

his little house.

Wow! We're the ones who

defeated Mumm-Ra, you know.

With a warrior like her

as your leader, I believe it.

- [laughs] She's not our

- Your leader, WilyKit,

has explained to us that

we're all on the same side,

so no harm done.

You locked us in jail

and stole our stuff.

[roars]

Willa says to

lighten up, furball.

Yeah, Tygra, lighten up.

Am I right, Nayda?

Well, in the name

of friendship and new allies,

I declare the Warrior Maidens

honorary ThunderCats.

Oh, how nice.

I suppose you can be

honorary Warrior.

Nope! Only WilyKit.

[narrator reading]

That's great, WilyKit.

I'm totally not

jealous at all!

No, I'm really jealous.