01x17 - Berserkers

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music]

- Their planet exploded ♪

- [chorus] Thunder ThunderCats! ♪

- They crashed on Third Earth ♪

- Thunder, thunder crash! ♪

- Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪

- Mummies, mutants ♪

- And make some new friends ♪

- Unicorns, robots ♪

Built a big base with a cat-shaped face

and now they're ready to go! ♪

There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra, ♪

Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] He's a brand-new Lord

with a magic sword! ♪

It's thunder Thunder, thunder

ThunderCats Roar! ♪

[wind howling]

We sail this ship

Across the sea ♪

- For gold ♪

- For gold ♪

For gold ♪

Half robot and half pirate

We be, for gold ♪

- For gold ♪

- For gold ♪

We sail the sea

Beside the land ♪

Under the watch

Of Hammerhand ♪

It's not too hard

To understand ♪

'Cause we just

Explained it to ye ♪

[all laugh]

[gasping]

Who dares board my ship

without permission?

Calm yourself,

Captain Hammerhand.

It is I, Mumm-Ra!

Yar, What do ye want

with the Berserkers?

To hire you, of course.

[all] Gold! Gold!

[laughs]

And there's more

where that came from,

much more.

Once you destroy

the ThunderCats!

[laughs evilly]

[Hammerhand] Okay

Who are the ThunderCats?

[thunder crashes]

No. I've been surrounded

by the enemy!

[Wilykit and Wilykat laughing]

Give up while you still can.

I won't let you take

Cat's Lair, Robo-Jerks.

- Tygra, we're under attack by robots.

- [grunting]

[both in robot voice]

Exterminate all ThunderCats.

Pew pew pew. Pew pew.

[both laughing]

Take this. [laughs]

[groans]

Enough!

Do you three even care

that it's chore day?

- Um

- No?

Have you looked

at the chore wheel?

What? Nah, I think you mean

my fuel gauge.

Give me that.

Let's see,

what's everybody up to today?

Panthro is cleaning

the Thundertank.

[snores]

And good ol' Cheetara

is doing the laundry.

How nice.

And, of course, Snarf is

polishing the Sword of Omens.

Lion-O, Wilykit, and Wilykat.

Oh, you guys have a fun one.

- Oh man.

- Awesome

[both] We love fun.

You get to clean

the Waste Disposal Unit.

I'm a little jealous.

Hey, Tygra, there's something

very wrong with you.

Aw, come on. It's important.

This is where all our machine's

byproducts end up.

Our machines

are very efficient.

Their waste is nothing more

than clean, sanitary minerals.

So our chore is to haul rocks?

Can't you do it, Tygra?

- Please?

- You love chores.

Oh, I could do all the chores.

But alas, my chore

is the hardest one of all,

to teach you responsibility.

Well, have fun.

Ugh, let's get this done fast,

at least.

[Hammerhand] Have at thee,

land lubbers.

[lasers sh**ting]

Yar har har,

ye mangy Thunder-curs.

Prepare to be boarded.

- Pirates?

- Robo-pirates.

Lemme at 'em.

Hang on, we can't fight

a boat from the land.

What should we do, Lion-O?

Don't worry, Panthro's been

working on something cool.

The Catamaran.

Panthro's not gonna like us

using his new boat, Lion-O.

But those pirates are gonna

wreck everything

unless we stop them.

You're right.

Hit the gas!

Eh, one of these

ought to do something.

[automated voice] Overload.

Captain, they gooped us.

Hey, what do you want?

ThunderCats!

Surrender to me,

Captain Hammerhand,

or face the wrath

of my Berserkers.

Captain Hammerhand, huh?

Well, I'm Captain Lion-O.

And I'm Captain Wilykat.

And Captain Wilykit.

Ye can't have three captains.

Yeah-huh, having three captains

makes us three times as good.

Math.

Cap'n, maybe we could try

all of us being cap'ns,

- just for a change?

- Ridiculous, Ram Bam.

You couldn't handle

the responsibility.

Hey, now, Top Spinner

is great at multitasking.

And Cruncher's group hugs

are important part

of being captain, too.

Yarrr, that's besides

the point.

Quick. While they're hugging.

[recorded voice]

I forgive you, sonny boy.

I'm just sayin',

we never had a vote.

Okay, we'll take turns.

I get Mondays,

Ram Bam gets Tuesdays

[Hammerhand] What in the

Yarrr, we've been vortexed.

[Lion-O] Whoo hoo hoo.

[WilyKat] Yeah, all right.

[WilyKit] Oh, yeah, we did it.

[music playing]

[humming]

[all laughing]

Nice work, everyone.

[Tygra] You guys

get over here right now!

Aw, man, it's Tygra.

I give you the best,

funnest chore,

and what do you do instead?

Wait, Tygra, there was

a whole ship of robo-pirates.

And, and they had laser cannons

and swords and

Oh, there's no such thing

as robo-pirates.

No, really, they're called

the Berserkers and

I'm serious.

No more games or

Or you can forget about dessert

for a week.

[whimpering]

Hmph.

[music playing]

Ah, how does Tygra

not believe us?

The important thing is,

Tygra can't actually take

my dessert away,

because I'm king.

Oh, right, your desserts.

Well, we can do our chores

now that we've dealt

with those robo-pirates.

- [rumbling]

- Uh, I don't think we're done dealing with them.

They can fly?

Curse ye, scallywags.

I'll pick my teeth

with yer bones.

Whoa. Uh-oh.

Ya can't run forever,

ya dirt walkers!

Ouch.

Betcha you can't catch us

in your ugly ol' ship.

My ship is beautiful

in her own way!

[screaming]

What do I do?

What do I do?

Oh, uh, I'm just gonna

borrow this, 'kay?

Thanks, Panthro.

- Wow.

- Look out, Lion-O.

Get down here

and fight us like robots,

you stinky pirates.

Ram Bam, ready?

That's Captain Ram Bam.

It's Tuesday.

Aah. Release.

[engine revving]

Yarrr!

All right.

Is that Panthro's

Gravity Mangler?

Sure is.

I think he got the idea from

Vultureman's Gravity Pincer.

[Tygra] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Not only do you continue

to goof off,

but you're stealing inventions?

[breathing heavily]

Cleaning out the trash

is not a proper use

for the Gravity Mangler.

It's a simple chore.

Give me that.

Now clean out that silo

or no dessert for a year.

But, Tygra

No buts, Lion-O.

Hmph.

- [rotors whirring]

- What the

Say your good-byes,

Thunder-Swabs.

Not without a fight.

Aye, as ya wish.

[laughs evilly]

Oh, you're that guy

that likes hugs, right?

[grunts]

[groans]

[bone cracks]

[tires screeching]

Ow, let go of me.

Ha-ha, not yet.

What?

[grunting]

[grunts]

[groans]

This is the end of you.

[laughs]

[screams]

[laughs]

[gasps and screams]

Lion-O, get up.

[grunts]

[screaming]

[music playing]

[screaming in background]

[groans]

[groans]

[grunting]

- [chuckles]

- Hey, thanks, whoa.

[screams]

- [laughs]

- Yarrr.

So you ThunderCats

wanna play games, eh?

I've got one for ya,

it's called "Whack-a-Kitty".

Aw, great, I love that game

[all grunting]

[laughs] Har har har.

[whimpering]

Time to walk the plank,

Thunder-knaves.

[Lion-O] Um, we'll just

be getting wet,

what's the big deal?

[laughing]

Of course, ye haven't met

the last member of our crew.

Go on now, keep goin'.

A little bit further.

[laughs] Har har har har.

[whimpering]

[screaming]

[screeching]

[Tygra] What is happening here?

Because I'll tell you

what isn't happening here.

Cleaning.

But Pirates don't clean.

Excuse me?

We're the Berserkers.

The nastiest band of scoundrels

on Third Earth,

and no one tells us

what to do except

Uh

All I know about you is that

you're not on the chore wheel,

but that's no excuse.

The silo needs

to be cleaned out.

So get to it,

or nobody here gets dessert.

Ever. I mean it!

[stammering] I Well, I

One, two,

two and a half

[nervous stammering]

Shiver me timbers,

that guy was really mad.

Yeah, he gets like that.

I guess we should

clean the silo?

Oh, what about Mumm-Ra's gold?

Now he won't pay us.

Hang on, you guys

are working for Mumm-Ra?

Aye. He promised us gold

if we destroyed you,

but he didn't warn us

about your ferocious leader.

I am pretty intimidating.

Why do you care so much

about a dumb rock?

A rock. A rock?

It's gold.

[all] Gold. Gold.

Gold. Gold. Gold.

Just take some of ours, sheesh.

Uh, what's that now?

Yeah, our machines

just poop this stuff out.

We can have gold?

[zombie-like] Gold.

Sure, you can have our gold

as long as you do one

tiny, little job in return.

[Mumm-Ra laughing evilly]

Those greedy pirates will do

anything for a bit of gold.

This is my best

evil scheme, yet. [laughs]

- [rumbling]

- Eh? What's that noise?

What's all that racket?

[gasps]

Avast ye, mangy mummy.

[screeching]

[screaming]

[laser shots]

[screaming continues]