01x26 - Snarf's Day Off

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music]

- Their planet exploded ♪

- [chorus] Thunder ThunderCats! ♪

- They crashed on Third Earth ♪

- Thunder, thunder crash! ♪

- Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪

- Mummies, mutants ♪

- And make some new friends ♪

- Unicorns, robots ♪

Built a big base with a cat-shaped face

and now they're ready to go! ♪

There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra, ♪

Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] He's a brand-new Lord

with a magic sword! ♪

It's thunder Thunder, thunder

ThunderCats Roar! ♪

Come on, ThunderCats.

We swore an oath to help and

protect the people of Third Earth.

That means we help them

with any problems, even

the really simple ones.

I feel like the spirit of the oath

is being taken advantage of.

Maybe so, but when

this Bolkin's oldest, slowest,

dumbest donkey ran away,

do you know

what he did?

- Go out and look for it?

- No! He came to us for help.

Because

he trusts us.

And because I have

better things to do

than spending all day

chasin' a donkey.

So who's with me?

Hands in the middle.

Let's see uh, Panthro, Tygra,

Cheetara, Kat, Kit and me

Hey, wait.

Where's Snarf?

[purring]

Oh, yeah, Today is Snarf's

monthly day off, isn't it?

Right.

I completely forgot.

Go enjoy yourself,

Snarf!

We can take care of this

adventure without you.

- [all] Bye, Snarf.

- Make good choices.

You know, I always wonder what

Snarf does on his days off.

Same time every month,

whatever it is.

[narrator]

Mrs. Grisitidi's house!

[purring]

[music playing]

[meowing]

[snoring]

Mr. Bottom-Dollar! Is it

your day to visit already?

[purring]

Oh, That's why

I call you "Mr. Bottom-Dollar."

Because I bet

my bottom-dollar

you'll show up

and you always do.

[purring]

Oh, h*, h*,

that is adorable.

I just love

watching you do

normal, regular, cat stuff.

Oh, birds love

To tweet and eat ♪

Dogs love

To growl and howl ♪

Horses love

To neigh and play ♪

But cats love

Cat stuff ♪

Cat stuff

Cat stuff

Oh, people love to see

Cats do cat stuff ♪

[purrs]

Both are such cute photos.

But which one says "July"?

- [purring]

- Oh, excellent choice.

Ah, there we are.

Now, just a few

of these.

Muah! Perfect.

I think "Mr. Bottom-Dollar's

Year-Round Kitty Fun Calendar"

is going to be a big

hit at the craft fair.

[purring]

Oh, people love

To see cats do cat stuff ♪

- Oh, that's nice.

- [purring]

Oh, I just love

the craft fair,

don't you,

Mr. Bottom-Dollar?

So much creativity

on display.

[grunting]

[groans]

Ha, ha, hello.

I am Lion-O.

Oh, no, it's one of

those furry goblin cats

that are always

causing a ruckus.

Have you seen

this donkey?

Hmm. I'm sorry,

I don't think I have.

[suspenseful music playing]

[nervous meowing]

Hmm. Hmm.

Hmmm. Hmmm.

Do you think

my cat is a donkey?

No. Unless

No. Well, uh, sorry

to bother you. [chuckles]

ThunderCats h*!

I don't care

for those goblin cats,

I don't mind telling you.

Far too much

excitement.

No, thank you,

I'll just stick with regular,

normal cats like you.

[meows]

Welcome to the

Third Earth Craft Fair,

where all of your

dreams come true.

- Ooh!

- [purring]

[growling]

- Ooh!

- [purring]

Nah.

It's Mrs. Gristidi

and Mr. Bottom-Dollar.

[crowd clamoring]

Oh, Mr. Bottom-Dollar,

I've been waiting here

for hours to meet you.

But it's okay, I didn't have

nothin' else to do today.

[man] I just want you

to shake my hand!

Curse that

Mrs. Grisitdi.

Of course, that old hag

and her adorable cat

would set up

right next to me and

Hello, Jethro.

Afternoon, Agnes.

hog all

my customers.

Once I get one of my

enchanted frog statues

into every home

on Third Earth

- [evil laugh]

- How are your sales today?

Same old, same old.

[forced chuckle]

magically bring

the frogs to life,

and finally teach these

dumb-dumbs to fear the name of

Well, you keep

at it, Jethro.

You too, Agnes.

Mumm-Ra,

The Ever-Living!

[cackling]

- [man 1] Oh, that looks nice.

- [man 2] I like that.

Could I interest you

in one of my delightful

ceramic frogs?

[woman] They're very nice.

Hand-crafted

ceramic frogs.

Very creative.

A great gift for friends

and loved ones.

I don't have any friends

and I'm unlovable.

Blast! Why won't

anyone buy a statue?

Oh, Mr. Bottom-Dollar,

I love you.

Whatever you sell,

I'm buying it.

Hmm, that strange Bolkin

talkin' to himself

gives me a good idea.

Or should I say

[cunningly] Bad idea.

[cackles]

Uh, "bad" as in evil.

The gravy-eating contest

will now be held

in the open field

next to the goose.

Read this.

Would the owner

of Mrs. Gristidi's car

please report

to the parking lot?

Your car

is illegally parked.

- [laughs cunningly]

- Thank you.

Say, I drive

Mrs. Gristidi's car.

I better go

check on it.

Sorry everyone,

Mr. Bottom-Dollar

will need a short break.

- [crowd] Oh

- My eyes are all wet.

[cackling]

Let's see Gristidi steal

all my customers

now that I've stolen

her precious cat

[screams]

That is not

normal cat stuff.

You're not

Mr. Bottom-Dollar.

You're one of

the ThunderCats!

Ah, ah, ah.

I wouldn't be so fast

with the

sh**ting-me-in-the-face

if I were you.

You fight me,

and you'll reveal that

you're not a normal cat

[overlapping chatter]

If I find out Mr. Bottom-Dollar

is unusual in any respect,

so help me

See? Mrs. Gristidi

won't want to spend time

with a crazy space robot,

or whatever you are.

Now get outta here

and let me sell

my evil crafts.

[meowing]

I also love how normal

Mrs. Gristidi and all

the craft vendors are.

Yeah, even Jethro

is normal.

I will never buy crafts

from a mummy. Ever!

Ugh, touche.

If you attack me and I

reveal myself as Mumm-Ra,

no one will buy

my statues anyway.

It looks like

we've got a standoff.

I guess

I'll have to get crafty.

[groans]

Worth it. Ow.

Thank you for your

patience, everyone.

Mr. Bottom-Dollar is back

in business. Who's next?

[all cheering]

Marry me,

Mr. Bottom-Dollar.

- [giggles] Enjoy.

- Hooray!

[dramatic music playing]

[cash register dings]

[banjo music playing]

[thunder rumbling]

Thank you,

enjoy your calendar.

Oh, what's the use.

No one will even

look at my frogs.

I can't compete with a cute

cat and some calendars.

And I already tried

stealin' the cat

Hmm? Oh!

That's it. [cackles]

[purrs]

[announcer] Attention, would the

owner of Mrs. Gristidi's car,

please report

to the parking lot,

your car is

"make up a reason."

[Jethro] No, don't say that!

You're supposed to

make up a reason, not say

Gimme that.

Your car's

on fire, Agnes.

You see,

was that so hard?

[chuckles] I just can't

seem to get it right today.

- Sorry, again, everyone.

- [crowd exclaiming]

Let's see Gristidi

steal all my customers

now that I've stolen her

precious calendars.

[cackling]

[meowing]

[cackling]

Yee-haw!

[laughs cunningly]

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, no. [groans]

So much

for our disguises.

[Agnes] Mr. Bottom-Dollar?

You're not

a cat at all.

[nervously purrs]

That's right,

he's one of

the ThunderCats!

Now that my cover's

blown and my plan's ruined,

there's nothing stopping me

from snuffing him out

once and for all.

Mr. Bottom-Dollar,

you're some kind

of outer-space robot.

Do you know

what this means?

[purring]

It means, I can be

myself around you.

Mumm-Rana?

My good-natured

magic-mummy counterpart

from the other

side of Third Earth?

I recognize you now,

Snarf of the ThunderCats.

I have been watching you

from my white pyramid

on the other side

of Third Earth.

But unlike Mumm-Ra,

I fight for the power

of goodness.

Where he is dark,

I am light.

Where he is cruel,

I am kind.

Where he is Mumm-Ra,

I am Mumm-Rana.

Yeah, that's basically

what I said.

[meows]

"Why the disguise?"

Well, as you know,

it's tiring to fight evil

all the time,

so once a month

I take a day off

and pretend

to be Mrs. Gristidi.

A day which

you ruined.

Uh, me "ruining" your day's

a bit of an overreaction

[both growling]

Wait. Wait,

what're you [groans]

Hmm. Both are such

good photos, Snarf.

But which one

says "July"?

- [purrs]

- Good choice.

"Mumm-Ra's Year-Round

Vicious Beatings Calendar."

I think this may be

our best calendar yet.

[both laughing]

- [all] Here donkey, donkey.

- [Wilykit] Donkey!

[all] Donkey, where are you?

Where you at?

And I'm secretly Mumm-Randall.

I'm the neutral one. Hee-haw.