01x33 - Schnorp

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music]

- Their planet exploded ♪

- [chorus] Thunder ThunderCats! ♪

- They crashed on Third Earth ♪

- Thunder, thunder crash! ♪

- Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪

- Mummies, mutants ♪

- And make some new friends ♪

- Unicorns, robots ♪

Built a big base with a cat-shaped face

and now they're ready to go! ♪

There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra, ♪

Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] He's a brand-new Lord

with a magic sword! ♪

It's thunder Thunder, thunder

ThunderCats Roar! ♪

- [WilyKat] Ooh! Ooh! Uh, okay.

- [WilyKit] Look Out.

[WilyKat] Okay here. Yep, yeah.

[WilyKit] Jump now.

[chuckles] Sweet.

This game is awesome.

Yeah, dude, talk about

living life to the max.

[WilyKit] Ooh. Bonus level.

Wow. Video games

are so enriching.

I know, right?

Even though we've beaten it

like a million times

there is still nothing better

than playing video games.

- [Tygra making bird calls]

- Oh, no!

- Not this again.

- It can't be.

[bird calls]

- It is!

- Tygra's amateur bird calls.

I'm not emotionally

prepared for this.

All right, everyone,

it's time for

a rapturous

and relaxing walk

through nature.

- Ugh.

- Nature's the worst.

Okay everyone.

Take an itinerary.

Yup. Cloud impressions.

Air appreciation.

Same as last week.

Half an hour of tree touching?

I thought that was

on the shorter side too.

Let's make it an hour.

No! I mean

maybe can we do

something else

this weekend?

[laughs]

Oh, but what could compare to the

quiet glory of a leaf etching?

[chuckles]

[whispering] If we stay quiet

maybe they'll just

forget about us.

Whoops, we almost forgot

Snarf and the

Thunderkittens.

- [both] Ahhh!

- Hide!

[grunts]

- [shrieks]

- [grunts]

- He's gonna find us.

- C'mon, close.

Gimme that. [grunts]

[screams]

Up there. [grunts]

- Come on.

- [Tygra] Oh, Thunderkittens!

[screams]

Hmm, not in here.

Guess they're gonna miss out.

We gotta start now

if we wanna make it

to checkpoint one,

moss cataloging.

[Lion-O] Aw, now there's

gonna be moss?

That's the spirit Lion-O!

Layin' it on

a little thick, Tygra.

[Lion-O sobbing]

I wanna go home.

- That was close.

- Whoa!

- Cool.

- It's so spooky awesome up here.

- And dusty.

- [coughing]

I'll take good ol' indoor dust

over nature any day.

Oh, no!

[both] Ah! Nature!

Quick! Shut it! Keep it out!

Whew.

I can't stand the outdoors.

Hey, look,

it's Tygra's old stuff.

Let's see, we've got

a trophy for sweeping,

a stack of

rejected love letters,

and what?

Ah, what is this?

[shaky voice]

I can't look away.

Oh, look. A chair.

You'd never find a chair

in dumb old nature.

- [thuds]

- [meowing]

Game cartridges? WilyKit, look.

Whoa! And it looks like

they're for Snarf.

Yes!

Finally, some new games.

- Let's try 'em out.

- Hmm. How about this one?

Sure, why not?

[blowing]

- [reeling]

- [powering up]

[dramatic music plays]

[Swedish accent] Who vanten

lingonberries? [cheering]

[Laughs]

Snarf! Stop that.

Wait, where did you get

these berries?

Why, from my baby berry pocket.

And who is Snarf?

I am Schnorp.

[chomping] Yum, Yum.

Yummy, yummy.

Maybe let's try

a different game?

I I don't know

about this one.

- Ahhh! Watch it!

- Oh, nature.

I have missed

your supple promise.

- Hey, can you close that?

- Huh. Little kins

do you not wish to speak

with the wind and the flowers?

[scoffs] No.

Nature is super snoozy.

We wanna stay close

to the fridge,

and play video games, you know?

Nature? It is never snoozy.

- [humming] La, la, la. Ha! Ha!

- Huh?

[giggles]

Come, hairy children.

Joinen me

in the glories of nature.

[gasps] There goes our

video games.

- After him!

- [both grunting]

[giggles]

Hey! Get back here.

Nobody steals our video games

and gets away with it.

[mocks] Nah!

Ugh! Come back here, Schnoop.

It's Schnorp.

Silly kinderkit!

Why don't you catch me?

[laughs]

- [WilyKit grunts]

- Yoo-hoo!

Behold, a leaf.

Ah! Gimme that.

Where'd he go?

- Okay, cool trick. Now, come on out.

- Gotcha!

Whooza caught me? You do.

Ha! Good one, Schnorp.

But, uh, can we go inside now?

- No, no, no!

- [growling]

Why, we have just begun.

[screaming]

Oh, just lovely.

An ambassador of nature

comes to join us.

[sneezing] [growling]

I'd say this looks like nature

telling us to go inside,

Schnorp.

- [grunts]

- Can I interest you

in a berry

from my berry pocket?

[growling]

- Eata berries.

- [growling]

- [whimpers] Oh, man, he's done for.

- [growling fades]

[vocalizing] Teedle le hee hee.

Teedle le hoo hoo.

Hee hee hee hoo hoo hoo.

Hee hee hee h* hoo hoo.

[growling musically]

[growling contentedly]

Kittens, join us.

Uh Nah, dude. We're good.

- Wha What's happening?

- How did you do this?

Do you want I teach you

through powers of music songs?

Actually, yeah.

That sounds great.

[instrumental music plays]

[Schnorp]

O, the many joys of nature ♪

Fill my belly up

with glee ♪

O, nature she's a teacher ♪

And the lesson's for free ♪

Follow little me

and you'll find ♪

The places

where you may unwind ♪

A playful world in nature ♪

And in me ♪

So whether

I am glad or blue ♪

I wish to sing

a song with you ♪

O, the many joys of nature ♪

We will know! ♪

- [all grunt]

- Uh, guys?

- [dramatic music plays]

- [whimpering]

Ahhh.

[birds chirping]

[WilyKit] Huh. That one

kinda looks like Tygra.

[WilyKat] Oh, yeah.

Being out here,

laying on the grass,

enjoying the view,

really is perfect.

Yeah.

Wait. Are we

[both] Appreciating nature?

But how?

[all laugh]

Nature, she is odd, no?

Now that we have made

music songs,

let us do my other

favorite thing to do in world.

What's that, Papa Schnorp?

- The picking of the berries.

- [exclaims]

[giggling]

And what a wonderful

place to start.

These are the perfect sort

of eating-berries.

One must be certain

before picking,

and always be remembering

to ask an adult or a Schnorp.

And now that we're safe,

it's berry picking time.

- Big berries.

- Small berries.

Some berries. All berries.

Wow, we're starting to sound

like Schnorp.

Enough talking like me.

It is time to feast like me.

A berry for you,

a berry for you.

- [all] Huh?

- What is happening?

Schnorp's eyes cannot see.

Look! It's the Sword of Omens

distress signal.

Oh, my gosh.

We can't eat now!

Lion-O and the ThunderCats

must be in trouble.

- Let's go.

- [chomping and giggling]

Aw, man.

Why'd they have

to get in trouble

in such spooky woods?

[chuckles] Oh, h*, Kinderkit.

Nature is never spooky.

[frightened] I dunno, Schnorp.

That's Lion-O's

sword over there

but, no Lion-O.

Or the other ThunderCats.

I think that counts as spooky.

Ugh!

[growling]

[thuds]

- [groans]

- Oh, me!

Looks like this

leggy beast needs a friend!

Schnorp! Maybe now's

not the time.

Hello. I am Schnorp.

This looks like a job

for capsule bombs.

Don't worry, Schnorp.

We'll protect you.

[growling]

Oh, boy.

That's a lot of spiders,

a lot of spiders.

Nothin' we can't handle.

Let's do this!

- [groans]

- [snarling]

Ha-ha! This is way cooler

than that video game.

- [all groaning]

- [effort grunt]

- Nice one.

- I try.

- [snarling]

- What is this?

This is way worse

than that video game.

[cackling]

[blows raspberry]

Have I taught you nothing?

Nature is not

meant to be fought.

It yearns to be embraced.

- [growls]

- [thuds]

I will win over

your heart, friend.

I didn't want to

resort to this,

but you leave me no choice.

Want a berry?

[angrily]

You've done the berries

- so many times already.

- [yells] It never works!

[chomping]

[gulps]

[both dramatically] No!

[snarls]

Don't worry.

The other ThunderCats

are around here somewhere,

they'll help us.

[muffled noises]

[muffled screaming]

[muffled] Hello!

[gulps] WilyKat,

we should've stayed home.

Nature really does stink.

Indoors would

never do this to us.

[cackling]

[gurgling]

[farts]

Oh! Crud.

- [stomach growling]

- Were those like

lingonberries? Specifically?

Uh, yeah. I think so.

Uh, WilyKat?

I don't know. Schnorp

just called them berries.

Because spiders are allergic

to lingonberries.

[moans] Oh, like a lot.

- [stomach rumbling]

- [moaning]

[groans]

[burps]

[painfully]

It was lingonberries.

[kissing]

Ha-ha!

That was so silly, Milady!

- Schnorp

- You're okay.

Hello, kinderkats.

I missed you.

Hey! You think

you're gonna get

away with that?

No one makes

our mom sick.

Yeah! She already has

a sensitive tummy.

Ugh!

Don't tell them that, David.

- [groaning]

- Sorry, Ma.

[all screaming]

Free samples.

[yells] Ah! Get me out of here.

Get outta here,

you mean old spiders.

See? Every bit

of nature is delicious.

[gulping]

Nice, Schnorp

[gulping]

Wow. He sure loves those.

[Tygra] Ahhh!

[groans]

There! You're all free.

Oh! Has anyone seen

my itinerary?

We got sidetracked,

but I think we can

still fit everything in

Ugh! Give it a rest, Tygra.

Let's just congratulate

the Thunderkittens

on a job well done.

And get outta here.

[all cheering] Nice work.

Hey, it wouldn't be possible

if not for the lessons

we learned

from our new friend,

Mr. Schnorp.

- Who dat?

- We have triumphed

with the power

of nature love.

[vocalizing]

I love this guy!

[gasps] Wait.

So you Thunderkittens actually

like nature now?

Nature is great.

Yeah! It's turns out

you just made nature

seem boring, Tygra.

[all laughing]

Come on!

Well, I liked the leaf etching.

Whoop! Buh-bye now.

My work here is done.

I must find the next children

who need my help

appreciating nature.

[sobbing]

[triumphant music plays]

[birds chirping]

[twittering]

Okay now. I bye-bye.

[meowing]

I guess we'll just, uh,

put this back in the attic.

[meowing]

[gagging]

[meowing]

[Schnorp] The end.