01x07 - Die perfekte Position

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You know, I'm just glad
to be back among normal people again.

I don't need to worry
about walking into the next

-swinger party...
-Coffee, please. Black, no sugar.

-You?
-Are you even listening?

Yes, normal people.

No worries. Swinger party, right?

Since we left your parents',

that's all we talk about.

Okay.

What do you want?

What do you mean?

To drink?

Yeah.

Macchiato with oat milk.

And a cinnamon roll?

Go ahead.

It's self-service.

Are you okay?

Should I lie on the counter naked?

Should I?

No.

Just get out of my life.

I mean it. Get out!

Pervert! You're disgusting! All of you!

Ever since my parents...

Since I found out
the truth about their sex life...

Since then everything's reversed.

Up is down, left is right

and dressed is...

-Naked?
-Naked?

The disturbing parts are pixelated.

And the disturbing parts are our...

Pussies, dicks and breasts?

I want that too.

We should help her overcome this trauma.

It's no wonder her head is f*cked.

She thought her parents
had a perfect relationship,

but they are swinging all over Germany.

Yes.

What should I do now?

Everything I believed in is suddenly...

I feel like I'm in a horror movie,
sitting in the last row,

and nobody understands my panic.

What is this?

I'll sit with you in the last row.

Nele. This thing with your parents
and your experience with men...

is there a common thread?

They bring her to the brink
of post-traumatic stress disorder.

They destroy my dreams sooner or later.

Nonsense, Nele.

Dreams. What do they stand for?

Expectations.

They are our greatest disappointments.

So, no expectations equals

no pain.

Sounds too good to be true.

The whole world is full of expectations.

I want to be a good therapist.

I want to help you.
That's what I expect of myself.

Let's look at yours.

Who is your character?

A sad clown.

Sad because your mom kicked you out?

Don't be sad. You live with me now.

The character isn't about moving.

But rather...

No one takes the clown seriously.

They don't know how he feels.

How does he feel?

He's afraid to lose
who's important to him.

What does this fear do to him?

What everyone expects of him.

He doesn't get emotionally attached.

He escapes into sex
and then calls an Uber.

An Uber?

Thank you.

Dennis?

Who are you fighting?

Yvonne.

When she gets back from her trip

she wants to talk, she said.

I'm afraid I'll say yes again.

But you don't want to fight?

-I don't.
-You know what to say then, right?

No.

Say no.

Stay stable.

What is this?

I feel like no matter what I do

it will never be
good enough for my mother.

Do you have
this feeling with other people?

-Nothing is good enough?
-Yes.

I screw up everything.

That's not true.

You're a great friend.

We all know by now
that we can rely on you.

Nele.

What about you?

It's not easy to find the right position.

How could it be?

When everything I held on to
is suddenly one big lie.

How angry are you at your parents,

and how angry are you at yourself?

You know what? Anja's right.

Okay, I'm not perfect.

And that's fine.

But if Louis thinks

I'm uptight,

that's not okay.

I'll convince him otherwise
and win back my dream man.

Good.

Then, we can move on now.

I've a better idea.

We'll find the perfect position for Nele.

How?

Housewarming party for Ben.

-What?
-Yes!

In our new home.

Cool.

Party!

Cool.

Okay.

Do you want to come?

Absolutely not.

Even in kindergarten

I wore blue

Only played with boys

I didn't fit into the picture

But Mom said, "Child, don't get bent

let the people talk"
I did it and live in peace

Mom said, "Child don't get bent"

Let's get more beer.

Mom said, "Child don't get bent

Let the people talk"
I did it and live in peace

Mom said, "Child don't get bent"

Mom, never again
will I call myself a loser

At the end of the day
I can tell you I've loved

And all their looks are okay with me

Don't hurt no more, ain't my problem

Mom said, "Child don't get bent"

Are you really 100% sure?

About what?

Nele. You know what I mean.

When is anyone one 100% sure anyway?

Then forget about it.

What happens when you have sex?

We're not going to sleep together.

We're just...

We're just good friends.

I can tell you what will happen.

For you, it'll only be sex.

It'll destroy Nele.

And you'll never forgive yourself.

And our group is f*cked.

Hey, sweetie.

-Can you show us the bathroom?
-No.

Thanks.

What's wrong with you?

I don't put my needs second anymore.

-Priorities.
-I see.

By not showing where the bathroom is?

By saying no because I was talking to you.

I see, we're the perfect hosts today.

Dennis?

Thanks for letting me move in.

You're like my mom 2.0.

Yes.

-Do you have more beer or some...
-No.

What's taking so long?

Someone's having sex.

Hey! We're waiting too.

Emergency.

Don't mind me.

Hey, Zoé!

Come join us, honey.

Thanks, but I'm done with threesomes.

You're so cute.

Would you mind stepping outside
for a minute? I need to pee.

Come in. We don't bite.

Hey!

And?

Did you find your position yet?

Actually, I'd rather be on top.

Not you.

How can I find my position
if Louis hasn't replied?

You know what?

Screw him. You don't have to
prove anything to anyone.

There are other guys here.

Go find someone like Ben.

I should sleep with Ben?

No. Not with Ben.

With someone like Ben.

Someone who can help you
find your perfect position.

How can I find someone like that?

No idea.

Hit the dance floor. Get people excited.

You will find someone.

Okay. You're right.

-Let's go!
-Rock 'n' roll.

I had a Louis once.

Big mouth, small p*nis.

And

super boring.

Nele's Louis is also boring.

Those eyes.

Speak of the devil.

Answer it.

It's Nele's phone.

Answer it already.

Louis.

Zoé? Why do you have Nele's phone?

You tell me why you're ghosting her.

Can you please get Nele?

Promise, you won't hurt her.

Can I please talk to Nele?

Promise me.

I promise I won't hurt Nele.

Good.

I'll drop you a pin.

That's it?

"I'll drop you a pin."

Hello? We want drama.

Sorry, boys. I have to disappoint you.

No threesome. No drama.

This is the worst soap I've ever seen.

Unless,

you finally stop denying the obvious.

And what's that?

Very simple.

You...

are into Louis.

I hate Louis.

That we've lived to see this day.

Our Zoé has a crush.

Of all things.

Yeah. Dream on.

Who feels like swinging?

I don't have a crush on Louis.

And even if,

which is not the case...

Nele is my best friend.

The first does not exclude the latter.

Want some?

I'm allergic.

To men?

And peanuts. I just need to see them,
and my head explodes.

I'll look like I got Botox.

So,

what about Louis?

sh*t. No idea.

Tell him how you feel about him.

I can't.

Then tell Nele.

Are you crazy?

Then don't tell anyone,
and the three of us can live polyamorous.

I'd never forgive myself
if I made Nele unhappy.

Nele and Louis belong together.

My feelings can shut the f*ck up.

Okay.

What the...

Hello?

Hello?

Don't tell me you are Louis?

I am.

Don't tell me you heard all that.

Well, I did.

Take one.

No, thanks.

Down with prudery. Who wants to have sex?

Dude, do something.

Free the nipple on three.

Three!

Oh, no.

"Oh, no," what?

Always remember the shadow boxer, okay?

Always remember the boxer.

Hi.

Three!

Take it off!

-Leave it on!
-Take it off!

Hello! Turn the music off!

-Take it off!
-Leave it on!

Leave it on.

Leave it on.

You of all people...

don't want to see my breasts?

No.

I don't want the others to see them.

Seriously? Why?

Party pooper.

Who's in favor of me
taking this party pooper to party jail?

Dennis!

Nele!

Nele!

Zoé.

Yvonne is back.

-She's here?
-Yes.

-No.
-Yes.

Where?

On the balcony.

Okay. And where is Nele?

-She's with Ben in his room.
-What?

You didn't stop them?

I didn't know how.

But if they have sex,
then the Love Addicts are over.

She should find someone like Ben, not Ben.

-Hello.
-Hi.

Stay calm. sh*t.

Anja?

We need you.

My idea was a shitty idea.

Nele found the shittiest position ever.

Come as fast as you can.

Otherwise we're f*cked.

I'll drop you a pin.

Okay. Listen.

You stop Nele and Ben.

-They cannot...
-Hey.

Have you seen Nele?

No.

I take care of him. You stop Nele and Ben.

Come with me.

I'll get you a drink.

Zoé?

Pooh bear.

What are you doing all the time?

Let's go outside.

You can come here. I won't bite.

I'd rather stay seated.

It's better for my back.

Am I that repulsive, yes?

No.

Not at all.

You think I screwed
that girl at Kida's party?

-Didn't you?
-No.

She wore your shirt.

That doesn't mean anything happened.

I ditched her.

The sad clown didn't want to hurt anyone.

What about Louis?

Louis who?

Louis, the man of your dreams.

Your words.

Screw Louis. Zoé's words.

You're drunk.

And maybe you're
the perfect man to find my position.

Listen, Yvonne. I need to go in now...

You don't have to do anything,
except listen.

The monastery in Nepal was incredible.

You know when people say
travel broadens the horizon?

Are you listening?

No.

Look at me.

I'm not even flipping out.

Even though you turned
our apartment into a party den.

I'm a new person.

I'm a new Yvonne.

Do you understand?

No.

You don't understand?

No.

Yes, but...

-Ben and Nele. I need to...
-No.

You don't need to do anything.
Except stay here.

Your friends can wait.

I missed you so much, pooh bear.

What did you mean by our apartment?

Nele didn't want to break up with you.

She likes you.

Is what you said true?

You like me?

Nele's phone was on the whole time.

That was a joke, okay?

So you're not in love with me?

Me?

In love?

With you?

Why?

Are you in love with me?

Me?

In love?

With you?

No.

Don't! They're peanuts!

-What are you doing?
-I thought they were pistachios.

What are you doing?

What's wrong?

She's allergic to peanuts.

Hospital, right now.

sh*t, man.

I'm a doctor. I'll take her.

Okay.

People! What's going on here?

If you want to leave, leave.

I don't want to leave.

It would be fine with me.

I'm about to fall asleep anyway.

I know you don't like that.

It would be fine if you'd take off.

Jerk off?

Take off.

I don't need to.

I live here.

You'd have to go.

I think I just found the perfect position.

Okay.

Well?

To be examined by a doctor in an ambulance
has always been my wet dream.

It's not funny, Zoé.

Not funny.

At least the antihistamine worked.

I'm sorry, okay?

For what exactly?

For poisoning yourself
so you wouldn't kiss me?

I wanted to be a good friend.

The first time we met, you broke
someone's nose for the same reason.

I see a pattern.

You are a Sister of Horror.

And you k*ller Father Joe.

I always f*ck things up.

Zoé!

Easy. It's me.

Anja?

Why are you here?

Anja?

We need you.

My idea was a shitty idea.

Nele found the shittiest position ever.

Come as fast as you can.

Otherwise we're f*cked.

I'll drop you a pin.

It sounded like an emergency.

It sounds worse than it was.

-What's going on here?
-Nothing.

-Zoé.
-No, really. Anja.

First, I thought that Ben and...