02x05 - Episode 5

[bunniefuu]

["One Woman" by The Fieros playing]

One woman

Let me in her mind ♪

One woman

Loves me all the time ♪

Know it's time to open your eyes, man ♪

Are you all right?

I put some beers in the fridge

if you're looking for them.

Welcome, miss. Come on in, I'm Hakan.

Nice to meet you.

[men chatting indistinctly]

Please, come in.

Everyone's here waiting, man!

What's taking you so long?

I'm gettin' limes.

When I'm back, you better be in

- Hello, dear lovely guest.

- Hello there.

- Hey, what's up?

- [Burcu] Uh

Nothing much.

Um, what's the occasion?

- Kemot's opening a new c*ck bar.

- Don't listen to this guy, he's had a few.

"Kemot."

[man 1] Listen If you

don't know about Kemal's c*ck,

you don't really know him.

- That so?

- [man 2] Take my seat.

No, that's okay, I'm fine, thanks.

Kemal, my friend,

aren't you gonna introduce us?

Yeah sure.

Hi, I'm Burcu.

And how do you two

happen to know each other?

Burcu here is my girlfriend.

- [man 1]No way!

- Whoa!

Were you trying to hide her?

- [laughs]

- Whoa!

- Got it.

- [Hakan] Good for you.

Kemal's one lucky son of a b*tch

when it comes to women, right?

[laughing]

- So you're coming to Karşıyaka, too?

- Sorry what do you mean?

I mean you and Kemal are

going to be moving to Karşıyaka, right?

You probably have

that all planned out already.

Karşıyaka

Mm. Excuse me, I'm just

going to squeeze through here.

Can you and I talk

in private for a second?

[man sighs]

Something that I said?

I don't know.

I'm sure we'll find out soon enough.

Yeah, whatever. Bring it in!

[all cheers]

[şarkı kesilir]

I don't get it.

Karşıyaka offered me a job.

I'm going to coach the team.

I wasn't planning to go,

but I wasn't sure

about the stuff between us.

I think you should take it.

You understand what that means?

I'll have to move out to Izmir.

I know where Karşıyaka is, Kemal.

But you should still take it.

This is what's best for you.

Is that what's best for me?

Thinking like a teacher, Burcu.

What else can I do?

- It's who I am.

- Why didn't you ask me to stay?

Not to go.

"I want to be with you. I couldn't

live with myself if you left me."

That sort of thing, you know?

You've already

accepted the position, Kemal.

But that was before you came.

Mm.

I know that this is all my fault.

I wasted your time.

I just couldn't believe

that you really wanted me.

I didn't think I was worthy, But that

I realize that this doesn't

have anything to do with me at all.

I knew it all along.

You're not happy here, Kemal.

With this school, this life.

It isn't what you wanted for yourself.

I don't want you

to give up all your hopes and dreams

just because of me.

Is that so?

I saw your friends out there.

I saw that you have

an entirely different world of your own.

It's my world?

It's a world without you.

There's no place there for me.

[sighs]

You're right, I'm a teacher.

My world is small.

It's made up of the part of people's lives

before they enter the world.

It's like a cocoon.

I try to give

the children a little guidance,

until they become butterflies

and fly away. That's all.

I know what it means

to say goodbye, Kemal.

I know

that you want to spend

more time with me, but I

maybe it's time

for you to fly away as well.

So, you just figured everything out, huh?

All right then.

If you say so.

[whimpers]

Goodbye.

[door shuts]

[sighs]

Gentlemen, let's call it a night.

Kemal needs some time to pack.

I'm sorry, we'll see you then.

See you, man.

[door shuts]

[ship horn blaring]

- Thanks for the ride.

- Appreciate it.

I'm heading out.

Eda.

- You want a ride?

- No. What, are you crazy?

Do what you want then.

That's exactly what I'm doing.

[melancholy music playing]

[indistinct conversation]

You can stay with us.

We'll all go on a cruise or something

[womani] I'd love to! Wonderful.

I've always wanted to do that.

As a bonus, we get to go with you!

We're going to have a wonderful time.

Oh, there's my princess.

Good evening, everyone. Good to see you.

[man 3] Wonderful to see you, Eda.

Have you been studying?

Uh-huh. Yeah a little.

Plenty of exams this year.

Eda, we have great news for you.

They're sending Emre to

America to business school.

Why does that matter to me?

[all chuckling]

That's Eda.

Well, look.

We sat down and made a decision.

You're going to the States with Emre.

We can find you a

language school there and everything.

So you can quit worrying about that exam.

Of course, before all that

- We're going to make things official.

- [Selma] Yes.

I don't get it.

- Dad, what do you

- They'll explain.

Listen, my dear. Now this is

something that we've been hoping for.

I know Emre wants it.

And apparently you do too!

A little birdie told us.

We're going to have

you and Emre get married!

Shouldn't the two of us have

been here for that decision?

I mean

No one said anything about it to me.

You know how it is.

Girls have to play hard to get these days.

- [Selma] Oh yes, that's how it is!

- [all laugh]

[Selma] Look she's embarrassed.

- May they have a long and happy marriage!

- Yes.

[door shuts]

[knocking on door]

Eda, darling?

- What is it, Mom?

- I just want to chat.

You were acting strange tonight.

Listen to me, Mom,

I'd rather die than get married to Emre.

- He's such an annoying guy!

- Oh, come on, dear.

Emre is good for you.

- You had so much fun skiing, remember?

- Yeah so?

There's a big difference

between going skiing for a day

and being stuck in

the same house with that person forever.

[chuckling] You make me laugh sometimes.

Anyway, listen.

Maybe we can come to an agreement.

[Eda] Mmm?

When you go with Emre to America,

you can study this art graphics thing.

How does that sound?

What are you saying?

‘Cause it sounds like you're okay

with me studying to be a graphic designer,

if I agree to marry this boy?

No, don't think of it that way,

it's more like

We're planning for the future,

the future you wanted.

Right? Huh?

I'll tell you what

think about it.

I'll make you some hot cocoa.

- [Eda] Mm.

- Hmm.

[door opens]

[door shuts]

[sighs]

I'm f*cked.

["Sev Yeter" by Kamuran Akkor playing]

Holy sh*t, man.

This view is amazing, dude.

Why didn't you show us this before?

[beers opening]

Bottoms up.

So, what's the problem?

You and Kerem broke up?

That's not the problem.

What is the problem then?

Well, yeah, technically that's a problem

Sometimes I feel like

I actually can't breathe anymore.

You know it's crazy [chuckles]

like, even these cheesy songs

are starting to get to me.

What's up with that?

[Sinan] Parenting

seems like such a shitty job.

What gives them the right

to interfere in someone else's life?

She might be an idiot

but she gave birth to me,

so what can I do about it?

It's almost like

We've been programmed somehow to love your

parents no matter what happens in life.

You always need to impress them.

And you never want to upset them.

You want them to love you back so badly

that you let them get away with

making you

all these shitty f*cking offers.

Who the hell are they anyway?

They're just two dipshits.

Okay, your d*ck works,

now you can make a child.

Well done!

[Eda] I don't know, man.

They expect us to make these decisions

like we can see the future or something.

Like, how am I supposed

to know what to do with my life

when I'm not even 18 yet?

It doesn't feel like

I'm getting any smarter.

I'm just as confused as I was yesterday.

Are you staying

with your dad now or something?

No.

I mean, sorry, that's right.

I am staying at my dad's.

Are you doing okay, Sinan?

Sort of.

What about Işık?

I really don't want to upset her,

you know?

Maybe you're upsetting her by

by not opening up when she asks you to.

It'll be good for you.

And what's good for you

might be good for her.

You never know.

["Alışamadım Yokluğuna" by Vega playing]

[door slams]

[truck horn honking]

[students murmuring excitedly]

[boy] Fresh bananas! From the farm!

Get ‘em while they're hot!

Come on over! Everyone gets some!

These are a gift from the principal.

If you like them,

you can thank Mr. Karakış!

Come get some! Yeah.

- Bananas!

- Hurry up, grab one before they're gone.

- Take one.

- Help yourself.

[girl] They're from Mr. Karakış!

[boy] Enjoy.

Come and get them!

Still want one? We have plenty more.

[Kerem] I swear,

some kid ate a banana in one bite.

With the peel! And everything!

- I swear to God.

- [Osman] Potassium. Good for the brain.

- What's up?

- [Elif] Hey, guys.

- [Işık] Hey, Elif!

- Hey there.

- [Eda] You know what I saw?

- I don't eat the peel but that's just me!

[Eda] This guy stuck three bananas

in his bag, was taking them home.

[Işık] That's like

stealing from your friends!

- Hello Osman.

- How you doing?

[Eda] He had no idea what was going on!

- Now what do we do next?

- Continue like this. It's all going well.

You know what? This is your best plan yet!

We give out pides next.

Gradually raising the stakes.

[Eda] Maybe we should hand out

cement instead of pides?

[Kerem] Pides is better than cement.

What kind of person doesn't like pides?

[crunching]

Well I'm heading out.

- [Eda] Where are you going?

- I have stuff to do.

[Kerem] What is he talking about?

I think I know what's up.

All right,

I'm getting out of here as well.

I'm gettin' bored.

See you later.

- [Işık] See you.

- Well then!

Later.

- How's it going?

- Fine.

Don't like hazelnuts?

[waiter] Here you go, sir.

[trolley bell dings]

[indistinct talking on TV]

[rotary clicking]

[cell phone ringing]

Who could that be?

[Işık] Hello?

Hello Osman? This is Işık calling. Hello?

Hey there, Işık. What's going on?

Is anything wrong? Are you okay?

No, but I need to tell you something.

It's about Elif.

What about her?

She's extremely allergic to hazelnuts.

It's a risk for her

to be anywher e near hazelnuts.

She can go into shock.

Even holding it or

putting it in her pocket

could be life-threatening.

Did you know that?

["The Four Seasons: Winter

Concerto No.4, Op.8" playing]

So what are you saying?

I'm pretty sure you know

what I'm trying to say to you.

I have to go now. Talk to you later.

[song continues]

Good morning.

[students] Good morning.

[yawns]

Al; right. Now that it's springtime,

I thought we should

start reading our next novel.

Ma'am? Can we just do an exam prep?

Like instead of reading a book?

Haven't we had this discussion before?

I say, you're all here to learn something.

This is your senior year.

What an incredible year

in your young lives.

So, yes, you have an exam,

but you also have your experiences.

And those can be just as important.

So I'm afraid that, yes,

we're reading a book.

In fact we're going to read

one of the best romance novels

that's ever been written.

Of Love and Other Demons.

Has anyone read it?

Mm. Sinan. That makes sense.

Well then,

since you're the expert on Márquez,

give us an introduction.

To be honest,

I'm not in the mood to talk about that.

- Is this going to be on the exam?

- I don't think it will, Sinan.

Good.

I read it over the summer.

Go ahead.

Basically, um

Sierva Maria is from a wealthy family,

except they never really wanted her.

One day at a birthday party,

she's bitten by a rabid dog,

and then from that point on,

everyone thinks

there must be something wrong with her.

They pretty much

start treating her like a witch.

So the family goes out to get a priest.

And he decides to look into it.

But then the priest

falls in love with her.

So, overall, you could say

the book is about how

being in love messes up your life.

You might think that

you're being possessed,

but you're really just in love.

The priest didn't

realize what was happening?

No.

When it starts I think

it's normal to be confused.

That's crazy.

Everyone is just labeling her

as a witch or something like that,

trying to guard themselves

against her feelings.

Interesting.

So, is that your opinion?

That love is something like that?

Oh yeah.

When you don't see love coming,

you really don't know what it is.

You wonder what's happening to you.

Can't handle the pressure,

you run away.

But it's really something wonderful.

Just takes some time to see it.

Well? Is it a wonderful thing?

Maybe. What do you think?

[Elif] I think it is.

It makes you happy.

There's another part

of the book that says:

"No medicine can cure

what happiness cannot."

There's a thought.

All right, let's move on.

What do we think of happiness?

- [all moan]

- Ms. Distas?

- Too much? [laughs]

- What if we didn't?

What if we just, well,

imagined it together?

And all of its endless possibilities.

[emotional music playing]

[crowd cheering]

[upbeat rock music playing]

Osman.

What?

The pides are all done.

Bringing them in tomorrow.

- We'll serve them hot.

- Oh, pides are ready, huh?

Osman always knows what he's doing.

I'm sure they're going

to be absolutely delicious.

I wouldn't hesitate to take a bite.

[snickers]

- The pides, you mean?

- Yeah. That's right, pides

Mmm!

Osman!

[giggling]

["Senden Başka" by Füsun Önal playing]

[vehicle approaching]

[music fades]

[music continues]

[horn honks]

- Hi.

- Hey!

Osman, are the pides here?

Food time, gentlemen.

[all] Oh!

[students murmuring excitedly]

A gift to you from Mr. Karakış.

Hot pides for everybody!

Come get ‘em, folks!

Enough pides for everyone!

Come on, come and get some!

They're amazing.

- [laughs]

- Get off, man.

What the Ah!

Shoddy piece of sh*t!

[grunts]

[knocking on door]

Come in!

- Good morning!

- Are you in Class A?

- I am, sir. See?

- Good.

Come over here. What is it?

Well sir, the students have

chosen me to bring you a message.

We wanted to thank you for everything.

The bananas were great!

And now all that hot pide.

It's almost too much. So, thank you.

Uh huh. You're welcome.

[chuckles]

And?

Sir, the whole school is

grateful for what you have been giving us.

We know you're doing everything

to make sure we're ready for our exams.

Thank you so much.

Of course! It's my job.

You just worry about

studying for that exam, my boy.

Our motto here is:

the goal of the young

should always be

to succeed no matter what!

Why don't you go

and tell all your friends, you hear?

Make them understand this goal.

Records are going to be broken!

We're going to be number one

in all of Turkey!

We're number one. Number one.

Hmm? Oh!

What's going on today?

Where's all this food coming from?

Well, sir, an anonymous benefactor

has been sending them over.

We've been saying they're from you!

Yes, but it could be very awkward for me

if he ever showed up and told the truth!

No. He actually told me he

prefers to be anonymous.

And that, as the principal,

you should take credit for it.

Uh-huh.

You're welcome.

You all just enjoy it!

- Thank you, sir!

- What can I say?

Necdet is number one!

This is really not necessary.

[students clamoring]

All right now, boys,

let's not get carried away.

Mr. Karakış!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Well now! What's this for?

We appreciate what

you're doing for us so much.

You're a great principal.

You're very welcome.

Just keep studying, okay?

It's really important. Tell everyone.

Everyone keep studying!

[applause]

Number one!

Number one!

[humming happily]

[laughs]

Hey, İhsan! What's going on?

Good to see you Osman, how are you?

Doing good. Elif's not here?

She couldn't come.

Eda's isn't here either.

Fine, let's head over.

- Not you man.

- Why not?

Eda's getting married off.

What was that?

Didn't you say you decided to

break up with her to save her future?

Well, this is her future now.

Married off to some as*h*le.

sh*t.

Kerem, go.

You gotta go.

- Go get her.

- Hurry!

[engine revs]

[doorbell rings]

No trouble at all. Enjoy.

Kerem!

Eda

How are you?

What do you think?

[woman] Eda? Are you coming back soon?

Kerem!

Come with me.

- What do you mean?

- Let's run away together.

- That's great! Where?

- We'll figure that out later!

- C'mon!

- Okay! One second!

Here!

["Start Wearing Purple"

by Gogol Bordello playing]

Start wearing purple, wearing purple ♪

Start wearing purple for me now ♪

Come on.

All your sanity and wits

They will all vanish ♪

I promise, it's just a matter of time ♪

Okay! Go, go, go, go, go!

[wheels squeal]

[Eda] Whoo!

All your sanity and wits

They will all vanish ♪

I promise, it's just a matter of time ♪

I know you since you were 20

And I was 20 ♪

I thought that so many years from now ♪

A purple little little lady

Will be perfect ♪

For dirty old and useless clown ♪

So, start wearing purple

Wearing purple ♪

Start wearing purple for me now ♪

All your sanity and wits

They will all vanish ♪

I promise, it's just a matter of time ♪

I know it all

From Diogenis to Foucault ♪

From Lozgechkin to Paspartu ♪

Start wearing purple

Wearing purple ♪

Start wearing purple for me now ♪

All your sanity and wits

They will all vanish ♪

I promise, it's just a matter of time ♪

So, start wearing purple

Wearing purple ♪

Slow down there,

you're making a mess. Seriously.

Look, you're getting crumbs in your hair.

Everywhere, they're all over the place.

- Come here, sit down.

- Don't touch me.

- Sit down! We're gonna talk.

- Let me go!

I'm about to lose my patience.

- Get off of me! Ugh!

- Sit down!

This m*therf*cker's asking for it.

Hey, f*ck!

- What the hell?

- Why don't you leave her alone?

Hey! Take it easy man.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

This is our neighborhood, pretty boy.

Mind your own business.

- This place here?

- That's right.

I think your whole neighborhood

is a piece of sh*t. [laughs]

[grunts] m*therf*cker!

[song continues]

All your sanity and wits

They will all vanish ♪

I promise, it's just a matter of time ♪

[grunts]

[groans]

[man] Come on, get up!

[yells]

[grunts]

All your sanity and wits

They will all vanish ♪

I promise, it's just a matter of time ♪

[moans]

[ambulance siren blares]

EMERGENCY ROOM

Hey.

Are you okay?

What do you think?

[snorts]

[both laugh]

I'm sorry. But you look like total sh*t.

Let me see.

[coughs]

- Relax. Let me get something.

- What are you doing?

- Glass. Wait

- What? The doctors should probably

Ooh! God that hurt so much.

Look, look, look! See that?

It's a piece of your head!

[both laugh]

- Hello? Can someone help me?

- They don't give a f*ck!

- Watch your step.

- Hello there!

- Come right in. Welcome.

- Hey, miss, how you doing tonight?

May I help you?

We'd like to have a room

if there's any vacancies.

Of course. And how many nights?

- How many nights?

- Um, I don't know.

You know, we might

end up staying here forever.

["Love Love Love"

by OTE Feat. Steven Ellis playing]

The most important thing

Is love love love ♪

If we show that

We're on the right track ♪

[Sinan] If the sine

of two angles is equal,

the angles are either the same,

or we can add or subtract multiples,

of 360 to one to get the other.

It's the same in the second equation.

Are you even listening to me?

Of course I am,

but there won't be

any trigonometry in the exam.

- Why the f*ck are we doing this then?

- [Işık laughs]

I don't know.

My grandpa died.

I was wondering.

I knew something was up with you.

- And how did you feel about that?

- I don't know.

I try not to think

too much about the way I'm feeling.

You could try thinking about it now?

- Do you miss him?

- Can we talk about something else?

I don't get you Sinan.

You don't like this, you don't like that

That's fake, you're fake, she's fake,

we're fake, everything's fake.

You'll never turn into a healthy adult

if you're always this cynical.

How do you know that? You're talking

like you've already lived a whole life.

And where are you staying now?

You can't stay in that house on your own.

[Sinan] I'm staying with my dad.

[Işık] Oh, Sinan, that's great.

I think it's really good for you

to be around your family.

I want things to start turning

around for you. You deserve it.

It makes me happy.

Promise me you'll try to be happy.

Please?

[Sinan] Don't worry. I will.

I'll be okay.

Everything's gonna work out.

[Işık] That's good.

So, you and me, huh?

Are we

I'd love to kiss you now.

[music swells]

OPEN

[man] Okay. That works.

You talk it over. I'll draw up the papers.

You can come by.

Okay. See you. Talk to you later.

- Can I help you?

- Good afternoon.

You put an ad in the paper

for an apartment down by the railway?

Um yeah! In Kumbaracı. That's right.

Please, take a seat.

My parents are in Eskişehir,

but my university is in the city. So I

- So, I That's why I want it.

- I see. So you're a student.

So no income?

Well, my parents,

they're going to take care of it.

That's fine, but you're still

going to need a co-signer

before I give the place to you.

That's the rule.

But that's easy, here's what we'll do.

You go bring your parents back here,

and we'll sign the papers. All right?

That's fine. I'll just come back

with my parents a little later.

Here, take this.

Thank you.

Where are the pides?

I thought this was a regular thing?

Necdet discontinued them.

Must not care anymore.

Are you kidding me?

How are we supposed to study?

[boy] Yeah, I hear you.

Hey Mr. Karakış!

[Necdet] Hello, son.

[students grumbling]

[girl] How could

he do something like that?

[boy 2] The b*stard.

What's going on?

May I have your attention?

Tell me about this

pides situation going on.

Does anyone know about it?

Um, it's just that

ever since you stopped giving out pides,

the students have gotten upset.

Now some of the parents

have requested a meeting.

It's my fault, huh? When was it my idea?

I don't believe it!

I don't remember you

exactly denying that you were behind it.

You took all the credit for it,

so that's why they're blaming you now.

Is that right?

You know everything, don't you?

And always so helpful!

Well done.

Impressive attempt.

But maybe you should

read up on political science first.

But I'm already reading

Crime and Punishment,

it's really very boring.

That's nice.

[groans]

[Suzan slurps]

All because of some junk food!

[door shuts]

Don't we make donations to this place?

On top of the budget

they get from the Ministry.

That's it. I'm filing a complaint.

They can't just take

[whistles]

How's it going?

Everyone's going insane.

They blame it on Necdet.

At this point,

even the parents are getting involved.

- Why are you scratching?

- Oh, it's just eczema.

It's just psychological.

Everyone's stressed out.

About the exam?

Yeah.

Hey, don't worry.

It's not the end of the world.

Maybe it's not for you.

[rock music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

- We're here to see the principal.

- Oh, yeah? Right this way.

[woman] They should throw him out!

It's so great to see you all.

- Well, I'm afraid we can't say the same.

- What is it?

- You tell us!

- We're still waiting for an explanation.

- Oh

Exactly right! You deserve it.

- I will give you an explanation.

- [man 4] It's their exam year.

- I can explain it to you

- If you'll excuse me, Mr. Karakış.

We're ready to take this

all the way to the Ministry.

How can you do something like this?

I mean, why are you

cutting off the kids' food?

If I may? We are only

talking here of a few small treats.

- A few small treats?

- Why are you cutting off their treats?

Don't you realize these kids

are preparing

- Of course I understand.

- Shame on you!

Are you trying to make cuts

or something? What's going on?

[all clamoring]

- You can finance it from the budget.

- What budget?

Dear parents, I beg of you

I just want you to know,

I am here for your needs!

[dog barks]

[school bell ringing]

["My Love" by Kovacs playing]

Babe, don't try to call ♪

It's strange ♪

You couldn't see it my way ♪

Hey, now go ♪

I pray for you to fall ♪

The spark has died ♪

And now you're just too late ♪

What's he doing?

Don't you have to go?

I told him I have chess club

and I'd be home later.

Great, that's cool with me.

I could go to chess club!

[laughs] There's no chess club.

Where do we go?

- Where would you like to go?

- Anywhere.

Come what may ♪

I won't give away ♪

My love

Diamond rings and Chevrolets ♪

My love

Aces high and cigarettes ♪

My love

Faking all like Hollywood ♪

I think you're gonna like this.

No way you'll see me crawl ♪

İhsan. How are you?

- Great. Welcome aboard, guys.

- Thanks.

Come, this way.

I'll be ripping you apart ♪

And celebrate ♪

Sit wherever you like.

With lots of champagne ♪

- Ihsan, we're ready to cast off.

- Aye, aye.

Come what may ♪

I won't give away ♪

My love

See me dancing in the rain ♪

My love

No more whiskey and cocaine ♪

My love

Ending all forbidden fruit ♪

My love, love, love ♪

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust ♪

No you can't amuse me

So leave you must ♪

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust ♪

If the spell won't k*ll you

Your ego does ♪

My love, diamond rings and Chevrolets ♪

My love, love, love ♪

["How They Fall" by Sophie Fetotaki

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