Dead Guy, The (2025)

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All right, we're rolling in five,

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Hello, and welcome to tonight's episode

of The Real Paranormal.

I'm your host, Danny Early.

Today we're joined by

a very special guest.

He is FBI Agent Justice Brown

of Malachi Louisiana Police Department's

FBI Paranormal Division.

Agent Brown, welcome to the show.

Thank you.

So, Agent Brown,

should I refer to you as The Dead Guy

since that seems to be a name given to you

in certain circles?

- No, no, don't call me,

I didn't come up with

that name, first of all.

I don't know where it came from

but I'm not a big fan of it,

namely because what it does is

It seems to be

disrespectful to the deceased.

[Justice] Yeah.

As well as it tends

to diminish what you do

almost at a level of vaudeville.

That's exactly it.

Which is odd

that you would have that

type of sensitive insight

considering you just wanted to

call me that 40 seconds ago.

Understood.

No, we definitely won't call you that.

All right, I appreciate that.

So, Agent Brown, I guess the

million dollar question is,

how can you talk to these dead people?

Well, the pending theory from scientists

that I've been hearing

is that I have a rare metallic

substance in my bloodstream

that I've had since I was born.

I mean, I bleed just like you

and anybody else, I bleed red,

but it is this metallic substance.

And technically I should be dead,

about 47% of the stuff

in me, I should be dead.

But for me, it's normal,

you know, it's harmless.

And they seem to think that

that has something to do with me

being able to talk to the dead.

But truth be known, man,

nobody knows how I can

communicate with the dead.

Nobody.

So, Agent Brown, in addition

to hearing these dead people,

do you ever see dead people?

- [Justice] No.

- 'Cause I gotta tell you,

if I saw dead people every day,

I would be hiding out somewhere

in Hackensack, New Jersey,

in a confessional,

curled up in a fetal position

with my thumb in my mouth.

(Justice laughs)

No, I don't see them.

I mean, I'm glad I don't,

because, I mean, think about it,

what kind of shape would they be in?

[Danny] Exactly.

Some guy shot in the

face with a shotgun,

half his face blown off?

Yeah, I mean, some poor woman

who was strangled to death,

her eyes bulging out, tongue

sticking out of her mouth.

Yeah, some person's been

in the water for 10 days

and they're bloated and all d*sfigured.

I mean, half the time I

wouldn't even, you know what?

Forget it, man, forget it.

No, to answer your question,

I don't see dead people.

Okay.

Well, hearing them is

definitely plenty enough

because as you said just now,

you really don't know

what you're gonna get.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, for a while when I was younger,

it started off, I was

hearing a lot of these calm,

soothing, motherly-type voices.

And every now and then a kid

would slip in there, you know?

But then outta the blue,

one day this guy comes

chiming in with this gruff,

loud-a*s gruff, and he's like,

"Yeah, I'm Frank Bell.

I was the chief, brick masonry guy."

Whoa, whoa, man.

You know, I'm 11.

Ease into that sh*t.

With that gruff.

So you've always heard these

voices then, even as a child?

[Justice] Oh, yeah,

yeah, unfortunately, yeah.

So why did it take you so long to,

really, until recently,

to let anyone know that you've

always heard these voices?

Well, I mean, as a child growing up,

I thought everybody heard voices,

I mean, I thought that

was just the way it was.

But then I would see on TV

whenever some guy would

say he heard voices,

the first thing they would do

would be to put him in a

straight jacket and lock him up.

- Right, right, right.

- Yeah.

And this was like a recurring

theme on, not just one,

but various television shows.

So at that point,

nah, I wasn't saying anything to anybody.

It's definitely understandable.

Yeah.

[Danny] But at some point,

you eventually did tell people

about those voices that you would hear.

So what was the turning point for you?

The turning point was,

I heard the voice of this

little seven-year-old girl.

She told me she was

m*rder*d by her mother,

stuffed in a garbage bag,

and then stuffed down into a hole,

in a huge hole in a huge

redwood tree in the backyard.

And this happened like 60

years prior or something.

But she said the house had been abandoned

and it was in a state of disrepair.

Disrepair?

[Justice] What?

This seven-year-old girl,

she actually used the word, disrepair?

No, no, no.

No, she used the word decrepitude.

Yeah.

But it turns out that house,

the little girl's house,

was only eight miles away from my house

- Really?

- At that time.

So I mean, I drove over

there, and man, there she was,

still inside that redwood

tree, like she said.

I mean, after some trepidation,

I finally ended up calling

the police to tell them.

Who obviously just

totally embraced your story

of talking to a dead girl, right?

(both laugh)

No they, I ain't saying they believed me

but they checked it out.

They knew I didn't have

anything to do with it

'cause it was like years

before I was even born

so that was okay with me.

Right.

So after about solving

the fifth or sixth case,

police departments all over the world

started taking me a little more seriously.

So serious in fact that the FBI decided

to make me the head agent

at the newly formed FBI

Paranormal Homicide Division,

of which I'm the only employee.

Boss

Boss

Boss

Boss

Boss

Boss

Boss

Boss

No no I'm not dead yet

At the end of death

That I have to go begging

From door to door

I don't know how

I was born out here

I wasn't left no money

From my granddaddy's will

But don't you worry

'Cause I won't cry

Long as I got my father

He'll be with me by and by

But as long as I live

Even when I'm dead

I get down on my knees

And I'll bow my head

And I'll thank

I'll thank

I'll thank the Lord

Hear me now

I said I'll thank

I'll thank

I'll thank the Lord

Listen to me

I may not be on stage

Or on TV

Singing away

No that ain't me

I been around the world

I'll be at the stage

(train chugging)

(horn blares)

Make me change my ways

And I tried

(horn blares)

(train chugging)

(train chugging)

(Mayberry sighs)

Detectives,

you told me you'd be here

in 10 minutes, and that was,

yep, 32 minutes ago.

Apparently your 10 minutes is

different from my 10 minutes.

What do you care?

We are 32 minutes late, Mayberry.

You have some place else to

be in this horse-hit town?

As a matter of fact, I do.

Yeah.

Today's the county fair,

and you promised Aunt Vee

and Opie you'd drive them

to the pie-baking contest.

Don't crack wise with me.

You tell me you'll be here in 10 minutes

then be here in 10 minutes.

It's called common courtesy.

So let me get this straight.

You two drive all the way out

here to Ellenville, Louisiana,

because some psychic told

you that there was a body

from an old homicide off of I-25?

Not some psychic.

The psychic.

Justice Brown.

Justice Brown, The Dead Guy?

Well, I don't mean that

he's actually dead

Yes, The Dead Guy.

And if he says there's a body off of I-25,

you can bet your a*s

there's a body off I-25.

Hmm.

[Lester] Psychic said

it'll be near some kind of a hand puppet.

[Mayberry] Listen, for the record,

I'm not a big believer in psychics

or ESP or any of that sh*t.

You know what?

I'm going to play a little

bit of devil's advocate here

by addressing the obvious

elephant in the room.

We're not in a room, Mayberry.

We are in the woods.

Bet that sucks.

All right, so let's just say

we do find a body out here

like the psychic said.

How do you know the

psychic ain't put it there?

First of all, the body's

from an 80-year-old cold case.

And Justice Brown is about 45,

so he wasn't even born yet.

He's seven out of

seven on his predictions

since working with us.

Seven out of seven.

Well, maybe he k*lled

those seven out of seven.

And the body isn't from 80 years ago,

it's from four, five, six years ago.

Some unholy sh*t.

Lester, I found the Muppet.

That's a puppet.

What's the difference?

There's no difference.

Then why in the f*ck

would you correct me

on whether it's a Muppet or a puppet?

Because it's not a Muppet.

They're both puppets,

but Muppets are Jim

Henson called his puppets

back in the 50s.

It's like his trademark or some sh*t.

He's right.

Let's say you got two dogs and

one's a collie and one's not.

They're all dogs, just

one's just a collie.

I'm so glad you two

are here to enlighten me.

But Brown said the body

would be near the puppet.

Here's a puppet.

And he was right.

(eerie music)

[Mayberry] Holy sh*t.

[Lester] Eight out of eight.

(text thuds)

(dog barking)

[Customer Agent] First, Mr.

Brown, we want to thank you

for being a loyal customer for 12 years.

And I'm sorry that your

computer is not working,

but I will try

to walk you through getting

it back up and running.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Bad choice of words, all right?

Bad choice of words.

The computer is working, all right?

It is working.

It turns on, turns off,

it does everything in

between, it's working.

It's just a little sluggish.

[Customer Agent] Sluggish?

You know, it's a little slow.

Right now, it's like (snaps).

[Customer Agent] Sounds like

When it should be like (snaps).

[Customer Agent] I dunno what

Do you get what I mean?

[Customer Agent] One

was fast and one was not.

All right, all right.

[Customer Agent] Okay,

with your permission, Sir,

there are a few things that I want to try.

Some basic process of

elimination best to get

Well, wait, before you delve into that,

I did a couple of things,

just to save some time.

I defragged the drives.

I did the disc check cleanup thing.

Removed the startup programs,

checked default power settings,

checked the performance options,

and I gotta say that was

a lot of options on that

[Customer Agent] I have to go.

What's that?

[Customer Agent] Sir, I have to go.

You have to go?

[Customer Agent] I have to go.

Go check on something

that we are doing or?

[Customer Agent] I'm leaving, Sir.

You're leaving?

Leaving, leaving?

[Customer Agent] There aren't

variations of leaving, Sir.

What do you mean?

We're in the middle of

troubleshooting my issue here

and you're talking about you're leaving?

Is that CompU

[Customer Agent] I'm leaving, Sir.

Six Folks common practice

to leave in the middle of a,

whoa, this guy hung up.

I don't believe it.

You know I'm like,

who hangs up in the middle

of a customer service call?

In all my years, I never, oh,

Joe, forgot about you, Joe.

[Presenter] Hello, we're

back from commercial break.

If you're tuned in,

this is the Zachary Zachery podcast.

I wanted to address an issue

that recently occurred.

I had a woman on the show a few weeks ago

who said that she witnessed

a UFO in her neighborhood.

And I got called on the

carpet by my listeners.

(text thuds)

(dogs barking)

Joe.

You're gonna have to do

this some other time.

It's almost noon, man,

you're gonna have to just

come back some other time.

Actually, I'm already done.

You have a sulfation build

up on your battery plates.

A sulfation buildup on my,

you know, I knew it was

something like that.

Joe, you gotta go.

I have a session at

noon, man, you know that.

You doing that today?

So you gonna go inside

on a nice day like today

and talk to dead people?

I do it every day, Joe.

So yeah, I'm doing that today.

I always wanted to ask you,

why noon?

Does that time serve

some type of significance

for the ghosts?

I mean, I would think

they would want to pull something

a little more creepy like,

I don't know, midnight or some sh*t.

It's not the Rocky

Horror Picture Show, Joe.

They prefer noon, I don't know why.

Can we just?

(mower whirring)

I'll get the door.

I appreciate you fixing the deck.

Don't forget about

your cord right there.

[Presenter] With a big head

and androgynous bodies.

- [Justice] I'll get it.

[Presenter] UFO means

unidentified flying object,

which means nobody knows

So lemme ask.

[Presenter] And it could be flown

What happens if you can't make noon?

I mean, what if there

was a hurricane or fire

or maybe you have jury duty.

Or maybe you wake up one day

and you say enough with the headaches,

enough with the nose bleeds,

enough with all the ghosts already,

I mean, what happens then?

Well, what happens

then is all those people

who were m*rder*d, that never got justice

and somehow managed to

break down the fourth wall

and sought me out for help,

they remain unheard, unrested.

Look, Joe, the headaches, the bloody nose,

all that stuff is temporary, it goes away.

But the restlessness of

a wandering wronged soul,

it doesn't unless I help.

[Joe] That's a good point.

(mower whirring)

(water sloshes)

(phone ringing)

(phone beeps)

Detective Sugar Shack.

You found him.

You are the psychic,

Justice, you tell me.

No, that wasn't a question,

I'm telling you, you found him,

just like you found all the others.

And once again, man, I'm not a psychic.

I told you I don't

Yeah, no, I know, I know

there's a name for it.

Mediumistic communicator, spirit medium.

I looked into it.

You know the Chinese have

got a word for that sh*t?

Tongji.

They got another one too, it's

Yeah, jitong, I know,

and can we just get back to

the subject at hand please?

What was the condition of the body?

I hope for your sake it

wasn't like that last one,

that Kenny Dawes.

You said her face was covered

in some type of weird mold.

Yeah.

[Justice] It freaked you out.

Thank you for the reminder

of the gory details.

This one's fine, skeletal.

No eyes looking back at me.

Anyway, we'll take it from here, Justice.

That Justice?

[Sugar Shack] What?

Is that Justice you're talking to?

Yes, this is Justice.

Tell him I said hey.

[Sugar Shack] I'm not doing that.

Nah, it's okay, Sugar

Shack, I heard him.

Tell him I said hey back.

Yeah, right after I find a unicorn.

Look, Justice,

I don't have to tell you

what's gonna happen next

because there was a body here

and you're about to be bombarded

with a lot of questions

and lot of naysayers as usual.

Yeah.

Yeah, and as usual, I'll deal with it.

(phone ringing)

(lively music)

(text thuds)

(phone ringing)

(Justice sighs)

(phone ringing)

(lively music)

Ah, you gotta be kidding me.

(phone rings)

(phone beeps)

Chioma Ebimbola.

To what do I owe this surprise?

[Chioma] Hello?

Hello, Justice.

[Justice] I thought I was

persona non grata with you.

[Chioma] It's been a few

months now since we talked.

I know-

[Justice] Thanks to you.

[Chioma] It's been a

few months since we talked

and I was wondering in that

time, did you find Jesus?

[Justice] Did I find (chuckles),

yeah, yeah, as a matter of

fact, I did find Jesus, Chioma.

I found Him at a car mechanic

shop on Arthur Street.

He was working on a 1978 Buick Skylark.

I thought that was kind of

beneath Him, but you know,

with the walking on water

[Chioma] You know, I should have known.

I should have known you'd make

a big blasphemous joke of it.

You haven't changed at all.

[Justice] In two months?

No, no, Chioma, I haven't changed.

[Chioma] You are

hopeless, frigid inside,

a hopeless sinner on your

way straight to hell.

[Justice] If I'm going

to hell Chioma, so are you.

[Chioma] What's that supposed to mean?

[Chioma] What it means is, Chioma,

you are a hypocrite

with a double standard.

You think because you go to

church two Sundays in a month

that makes you Anjez Gonxhe Bojaxhiu?

[Chioma] What?

[Justice] Anjez Gonxhe Bojaxhiu,

that's Mother Theresa's real name.

See, I knew that, you

didn't, Miss Religious.

[Chioma] So because I didn't know

Mother Theresa's real name,

that makes me a hypocrite?

And what exactly is my hypocrisy, Justice?

- [Justice] No-

- [Chioma] Tell me.

[Justice] Having sex

with me out of wedlock

makes you a hypocrite.

No fornication, remember?

Isn't that one of the 10

Commandments or something?

Thou shalt not get it on?

[Chioma] Only a servant of

Satan would be so blasphemous.

[Justice] See, you willing

to banish that one loop,

that one little tidbit for your desires.

Then you wake up the next morning,

push the reboot button, and start afresh.

You go to work, you talk about God,

you go to church, you talk about God,

and you talk loud and

clear so that everybody,

including God, can hear, hmm,

just in case He does exist.

So next time you feel the need to call

and talk to me about

heaven and hell, Chioma,

you make damn sure you have a

lot more to bring to the table

than you going to church twice a month.

I talk to dead people, Chioma.

I talk to the dead.

In my book,

that puts me a lot closer

to God than you'll ever be.

So if you will excuse me, Chioma,

I have a real conversation to get to.

(phone beeps)

(dial tone rings)

(phone beeps)

(lively music)

(bright music)

(birds chirping)

[Kids] Whoa.

(tense music)

(birds chirping)

(kid screams)

(monster roars)

(electricity zaps)

(kid screams)

(kid panting)

(monster roars)

(monster roars)

Come on.

(kid screams)

(dramatic music)

(footsteps clopping)

(strap clicks)

(door creaks)

(door thuds)

(drawers rumble)

Don't move.

(tissue flapping)

(Justice panting)

(text thuds)

(eerie music)

(electricity zapping)

(Justice groaning)

(eerie music)

(Justice groaning)

(tense music)

(Justice panting)

(tense music)

Ah.

(Justice panting)

(tense music)

(Justice coughs)

(Justice panting)

(tense music)

Oh.

Before we get into it,

I'm Justice Brown, FBI

Paranormal Division.

(tense music)

All right, let's get into it.

(tense music)

So are we gonna do this or what?

Look, I know you're

there, I can feel you, so,

you don't have to worry,

I mean, you're among friends, you know?

All these people, they're just like you.

(tense music)

So I'm gonna need your

name and your residence

at the time of her death.

(tense music)

Look, I don't know how

long this is gonna last

before we get disconnected,

so can you at least try to

[Alice] Alice Hall.

My name is Alice Hall.

All right.

All right, all right.

[Alice] 1444 East Commonplace.

Hall.

[Alice] Bar Harbor, Maine.

Bar Harbor, Maine.

All right, what can I

do for you Alice Hall

from Bar Harbor, Maine.

[Alice] Why are you talking like that?

Why am I talking like what?

[Alice] Like some

sort of game show host.

Okay, Alice, I've been

doing this for a long time.

I can assure you, it's no game.

And my tone, it's my tone.

(tense music)

Do you know why you're here, Alice?

[Alice] Yeah, I know why I'm here.

Okay, good, good.

Look, before you tell me what happened,

I'm gonna need you

to gimme the name of

the person responsible

for the circumstances

that terminated your life.

[Alice] The circumstances

that terminated my existence?

Yeah.

[Alice] That's a very

mild way of putting it.

You make it sound like

my light bill wasn't paid

so my lights were turned off.

Or some parking tickets weren't

paid so my car was towed.

I was m*rder*d, Mr. Brown.

My existence wasn't terminated.

I didn't pass away and I

wasn't called home to glory,

I was m*rder*d.

(tense music)

I try not to use words

like k*lled and m*rder*d.

That's just me trying to lessen the blow.

[Alice] There is no

blow to lessen, Mr. Brown.

I'm already dead.

And the miscreant, the

savage who made me this way,

I now know to be Auggie Doggett.

Auggie Doggett.

Auggie, is that two Gs, Doggett two Ts,

or Auggie, one G, Doggett, one T?

You know what?

I'll figure it out.

Oh, excuse me for a second, Alice,

I want go and sit down over there.

You pack quite a punch, Alice.

(tense music)

(Justice grunts)

(tense music)

Did you know this guy, Doggett?

[Alice] No, I didn't know him.

All right.

What happened to you, Alice?

[Alice] I was a member

of the Mighty Maze Gymnasium and Spa.

I would go to work out after

I got off from my nursing job

at the hospital at 11:00 PM.

I preferred that time

because there would only be

about two or three people there

so I didn't have to wait

to use the equipment.

I always worked out for about 30 minutes,

that night was no different.

When I was done and went

out to the parking lot,

there was a blue van

parked next to my car.

I thought it belonged

to one of the two people

still inside the gym.

I was wrong.

As I was about to get into my car,

the door to the van slid open.

Doggett grabbed me from behind

and put me in a choke hold.

He pulled me inside the

van, then closed it.

I passed out.

He tied me up then took off.

I went in and out of

consciousness as he drove.

When I finally woke up,

I was in a garage, still inside the van.

Doggett put my clothes

in a black plastic bag

and put the bag in a

hole in the garage wall.

Then he looked over at me,

tied up in the van, and got to it.

When he was done, he strangled me,

then drove out to Lumbago National Park

and buried me by Parkland Mountain.

I'm still there.

Thank you, Mr. Brown.

Thank you for listening.

(Justice grunts)

Lemme ask you something else.

Does this Auggie Doggett guy ever come by

and visit the grave

or anything strange and weird like that?

Freaky?

Alice.

Alice.

Yeah, I guess you're gone.

All right, look, don't

worry, I got down every word.

I'm gonna turn this in, I'm

gonna find you, all right?

We're gonna get this Doggett guy.

All right.

All right.

(eerie music)

(electricity zapping)

(Justice groaning)

(Justice panting)

(tense music)

You forget something, Alice?

(Justice panting)

(tense music)

[Karenna] My name isn't Alice.

It's Karenna Kelloch.

What?

(tense music)

Listen, I'm sorry, I thought

you was somebody else.

I never had two m*rder

victims back to back before.

Sorry I called you a m*rder victim.

[Corine] What should you have called me?

A m*rder victim is precisely what I am.

I'm Justice Brown.

FBI Paranormal Division.

What did you say your name was again?

[Karenna] Karenna Kelloch.

(tense music)

I will just transfer your information

onto your own personal book later.

Okay, and what was your address

at the time you were k*lled?

Sorry.

[Karenna] 1601 Wellman

Avenue, Se Alcove, Maine.

Mm, another Maine.

And what is the name

of the person or persons

responsible for your demise?

[Karenna] The person

responsible for me murdering me

is a man named Auggie Doggett.

(tense music)

Auggie Doggett.

(tense music)

That's the same name.

[Karenna] You said it's the same name.

I don't understand.

Oh, there was a woman, Alice Hall,

I talked to her right

before talking to you.

She said she was k*lled by

a guy named Auggie Doggett.

Auggie Doggett, well, what do you know?

It's the same name, the same guy.

Did you know him?

[Karenna] No.

What about Alice Hall?

[Karenna] I didn't, no.

Just trying to piece

together some kind of,

have you ever been to Bar Harbor, Maine?

[Karenna] Mostly just passing

through, at least until now.

Meaning I'm there now.

And how far is that

from Se Alcove, Maine?

[Karenna] About 20 minutes.

20 minutes.

(tense music)

Right.

Karenna, what happened to you?

What was your final moment?

[Karenna] I went shopping for groceries.

When I was done, I went

out to the parking lot,

and as I was placing the

groceries in the trunk,

and blue van drove up behind

me, bumped my shopping cart.

Auggie Doggett got out the

van, grabbed me from behind,

and pulled me in the van, choked me out.

I thought he had k*lled me.

I mean, he did eventually,

but I thought he had k*lled me then,

until I awakened in his

van in the garage naked.

[Justice] One second.

(tense music)

All right, go ahead.

[Karenna] Whatever he

was going to do to me,

he had already done it,

and now he was wrapping things up.

He had rolled my clothes up

and put them in a plastic bag

then put the bag in a gaping

hole in the wall in the garage.

Then he turned and looked

at me, a piercing look.

I knew what it meant.

He rushed over to the van

and proceeded to strangle me

with a makeshift garrote

that was already positioned

around my neck when I awakened.

He laid into me so fast, there

was no time for anything.

No time to scream or to reflect

or to get in one last breath

before he tightened the noose.

I was then placed in a

huge black garbage bag.

He drove to the aforementioned Bar Harbor,

then buried me in the

Lumbago National Park

near Parkway Mountain, where I am today.

Karenna.

Karenna.

(Justice sighs)

(phone rings)

(phone beeps)

(water sloshing)

Yeah, Joe.

[Joe] Hey, Cuz.

Just wanna make sure you're

done with your seance.

Yeah, I'm done.

Just wanna make sure you

didn't have an aneurysm

or a stroke from one of your nosebleeds.

(water sloshing)

No.

No, I didn't have one, not this time.

(water sloshing)

I had two apparitions today, Joe.

Two, back to back, one

immediately after the other.

Two?

You never mentioned having

two back to back before.

That's because I never had two before.

And listen to this,

they both were k*lled by the same person.

Some guy named Auggie Doggett.

Now see, I don't like

that, two in one day?

What if the Osborne brothers were k*lled

or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir,

I guess they'd be contacting you next.

Haven't these people ever heard

of Joel Osteen or TD Jakes?

Why don't they contact them?

Don't they get paid to do that stuff?

(water sloshing)

(eerie music)

I gotta go, Joe.

I got another call coming in.

(phone beeps)

(eerie music)

Oh, sh*t.

(tense music)

I'm Justice Brown.

(Justice laughs)

FBI Paranormal Detective.

Who am I talking to?

[Masimo] I am Masimo Bana.

One second.

Give me one,

think I'm running out of blood.

(tense music)

Masimo Bana?

(tense music)

Okay, Masimo Bana,

what was your address at

the time of your demise?

[Masimo] I resided at 140 Skylar place

in Bar Harbor, Maine.

(Justice laughs)

Bar Harbor, Maine.

Bar Harbor.

Okay.

Now for the $1,000 question, Ms. Bana,

who k*lled you?

[Masimo] It was a complete stranger.

It was a man named

Auggie Doggett.

- Auggie Doggett.

Yeah.

(Justice laughs)

Jesus Christ, does this guy ever sleep?

[Masimo] Excuse me.

Nothing, nothing, just,

oh, boy.

Okay, Ms. Bana.

- [Masimo] I am Mrs. Bana

- How did you,

Mrs. Bana.

What's your story?

[Masimo] It's a short

one, I can assure you.

One that starts with me having

to go to the ATM machine

at the local Jefferson Estate Bank.

I went there to get cash

because my husband emptied

our emergency cash box

to purchase some kind of

toy for his collection.

Sounds like a, what do you call it?

Peter Pan Complex.

[Masimo] Peter Pan?

No.

Because at least Peter Pan

could do something productive

like fly or fight.

My husband was more like Beaver Cleaver.

He was completely irresponsible and inept.

And just when I would

get the cash box back up

to a decent amount,

he would go in and take

out half or one third,

or in this case, all of it.

He was an as*h*le.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey.

Should you be talking like that?

Using that word?

I mean, as*h*le?

Come on.

[Masimo] I'm allowed to speak honestly.

So if I honestly feel that

my husband is an as*h*le,

then yes, I'm allowed to say that.

Well, I'm definitely not gonna ask you

how you feel about Auggie Doggett

if you're calling your

own husband a as*h*le.

Look, can we just get back on track here?

Let's just stay on track.

I don't want you to get

in trouble with the guys

or whoever's running the

show here, all right?

Just

[Masimo] There's not much

track left to get back at.

The whole thing happened so fast.

I left my car running when

I went to the ATM machine.

Before I knew it,

I was put in a choke hold

by this Auggie Doggett

and dragged to a blue van.

While I was about to pass

out from the choke hold,

I remember thinking,

I left my car running,

then everything went completely black.

I was out like the lights in Georgia.

Hold on, wait, wait.

I'm cramping up.

(tense music)

Oh, what the hell?

All right.

[Masimo] When I opened

my eyes, when I woke up,

the first thing I saw was a

baseball clock on the wall.

Baseball clock?

[Masimo] Yes, the clock

was designed like a baseball.

The minute and the hour hands

were shaped like baseball bats.

(tense music)

What about the second hand?

[Masimo] The second hand

was just a second hand.

It had nothing to do with baseball.

Nine hours had gone by

since this man abducted me.

I felt like I was drunk.

[Justice] How do you mean?

[Masimo] Disoriented.

When I averted my eyes from the clock,

the first thing I saw was a

naked body in front of me.

It took me 30 seconds before I realized

that naked body was mine.

And just as it occurred to me

that Auggie Doggett was nowhere in sight,

something started tighten around my neck.

It was Auggie Doggett behind me.

He was strangling me.

And this wasn't a strangling

to subdue type of strangling,

this time he meant business.

This time he k*lled me.

And now I lay buried in a makeshift grave

in Lumbago National Park

near Parkman Mountain

in Bar Harbor, Maine.

The grave is near the

tree marked with red paint

at the base of its trunk.

Tree with red paint.

That's good.

It's good to know.

It minimizes the digging areas.

That's good.

Okay, what else?

Mrs. Bana?

Well, I guess that's it.

I guess we're all done.

I mean, I hope,

'cause I don't think I can

take another apparition.

So I'm gonna just vamos.

All right, I'm gonna take care of this.

(footsteps thudding)

If it's okay with you guys,

I'd like to stay a little

longer just in case.

All right?

(strap clicks)

(gentle music)

(text thuds)

You changed my life

Let's see here.

(keys clacking)

You changed my life

(keys clacking)

Someone said

(picture thuds)

(picture thuds)

(picture thuds)

(keys clacking)

When you said I love you

(gentle music)

There you are, you f*ck.

(tense music)

(horn blares)

(train chugging)

(Joe clears throat)

So is this it?

Is this everything?

You didn't leave anything out?

I got all that from my notes,

which I got from the people.

Why, you think they could

use more detail or what?

I don't know, I didn't read it.

(Justice laughs)

What do you mean you didn't read it?

Man, you've been staring

at it for 27 minutes,

what do you mean you didn't read it?

I glanced over it.

What's the story?

Uh.

Three women, all from

Maine, all strangers,

all abducted, r*ped, and

k*lled in the same manner

by the same guy, a guy

named Auggie Doggett.

Also a stranger.

After he kills them,

he buries them at Lumbago National bark.

Why there you ask?

Convenience, he works there as a ranger.

So what's a realistic timeline?

Like usual, I'll turn

it into the Chief today.

He'll probably look it over

and he'll call the Maine

police probably today.

If it's early enough,

they'll check it out probably today.

But they're not gonna just go out there

and start digging up the

place with shovels, Justice.

No, I mean I know that.

Yeah.

It's a homicide scene, Justice.

They're gonna go out

there and take their time

trying to preserve

every possible evidence.

And when they do find something,

they're not gonna stop what they're doing

and notify Chief Cornell.

They're gonna notify him

when they notify him.

So late tomorrow, maybe.

Late tomorrow.

(text thuds)

[Crime Scene Investigator] I found one.

Oh.

I'll just piss later.

Oh, it all checked out.

Bar Harbor Police found the

bodies of all three women

buried at Lumbago National

Park, just like you said.

Good.

I mean, I don't mean good good,

but you know-

Yeah, I know what you meant,

I know what you meant.

What about the k*ller, Auggie Doggett?

Our detectives went to

pick him up for questioning

but he wasn't home.

(text thuds)

Well Roger, he's definitely not here.

His neighbor said he left

earlier this morning.

So what do you think?

Clear the cars outside

and leave a few guys here?

You know, nab him when he comes back?

Nah, he ain't coming back.

[Detective] You sound sure.

Just about as sure as I am

that my ex-wife is

dating a Taiwanese woman.

Look at that spread over there.

[Agent] All right,

I'm heading out, guys.

11 biscuits on a plate.

A very large container of milk.

Okay, so he likes biscuits.

So what?

Actually, I'd say he loves biscuits

considering he's got nine

more boxes of the stuff

in his fridge.

He's eaten one half of one biscuit,

I don't think he's touched that milk.

Intriguing.

So a lot of one and done then.

Got a call on his answering

machine from a woman

who wonders if he's heard the news

that they found three bodies

in that park where he works.

He was spooked, got

the hell out of Dodge.

So you think he's on the run?

No, I don't think he's on the run.

He's on the run.

[Joe] Airports, trains and

bus stations were notified

to be on the lookout for

Doggett, but so far nothing.

Mm-mm.

No, he's not heading to any

airports or stations right now,

he's way too hot.

[Joe] True.

He'll probably drive aways

then pull over at some

low-cost hostel somewhere.

In his mind, it's probably

too hot for even that now.

No, it'd probably be rest stops

and back alleys for right now.

[Joe] Yep.

Where all the families notified?

Yep.

And as it turned out, Harold Hall,

the father of one of

the victims, Alice Hall,

worked at the park with

Doggett for about two months,

then he left to start his

own security business.

[Justice] Yeah, but Alice

said she didn't know Doggett.

None of them did.

Well, according to the records,

Mr. Hall once loaned his

daughter's truck for a few days

while her car was in the shop

and she drove him to and

from work to the park

until she got her car back.

Now Doggett could have

seen her during that time.

[Justice] All right.

And decided to add her to his to-do list.

Yeah, now Mr. Hall added

Auggie Doggett to his to-do list.

After the detectives

told him about Doggett

being a person of interest,

he stormed out of the house in a rage.

His wife hasn't seen him in two days.

Which means

Either he found Doggett,

k*lled Doggett, or

Auggie Doggett k*lled him.

(text thuds)

Over the next three days,

I went back to business as usual.

Back to the usual one-on-one sessions.

(tense music)

(electricity zapping)

Then on day four, it

returned to the unusual.

You have the floor, Sir.

Or in this case, the ceiling.

(Justice chuckles)

That was,

one second.

[Auggie] I'm here to report a m*rder.

My m*rder.

Well, I didn't think you

were here for the couple news.

(tense music)

You can start by giving your name, Sir.

[Auggie] My name is Auggie Doggett.

(eerie music)

(text thuds)

Auggie Doggett.

[Auggie] Yes.

I guess Mr. Hall found you.

(tense music)

[Auggie] I was m*rder*d by a man named

I won't be needing this docket.

I know exactly who you are

and I know exactly who k*lled you.

A man named Harold Hall.

And I know why.

Because you're a k*ller of women.

How did it feel, Doggett, huh?

Knowing that your life

was about to be snatched away from you.

I hope you felt what they

felt, I hope you were afraid,

and I hope you suffered

just like they did.

[Auggie] What is this?

You're not here to pass judgment on me.

You're here to bring me justice.

I'm the victim.

Huh?

[Auggie] I'm the one

that was tied up, tortured,

and shot in the head,

and buried in a shallow

grave in the woods near

There you will stay, Auggie Doggett.

You're a piece of,

there you will stay.

Your soul will be

granted no peace from me.

[Auggie] Why are you

talking to me like that?

I was sent to you.

Because I'm the only

person on the entire planet

that can hear you, help you.

But God forgive me because

I'm not saying anything

to anybody about Harold Hall, your death,

or wherever you are now.

For what you did to those three women,

I hope you never find peace ever.

[Auggie] You have to tell

them what happened to me.

What Harold Hall did to me.

- Do I?

[Auggie] You can't just

leave me in this place,

in purgatory.

You're obligated to tell

someone, you hear me?

You have to tell them.

You have to.

You have to.

(tense music)

I'm sorry,

but the person you're trying to reach

is no longer available.

So please, rot in hell, Auggie Doggett.

(dial tone ringing)

[Zachary] People have

been calling the show

as well as stopping me on the

street and saying things like,

"Hey, Zach,

when did your show become a

forum for alien enthusiasts

and UFO conspiracy theorists?"

Somebody started a topic about

alien beings a few weeks ago

that has not yet solved.

- [Host] Right,

Mr. Hampshire, I remember.

[Zachary] And just when I thought

I'd be putting it to

bed, a new intriguing

[Host] Dude, put it to bed.

[Zachary] Expansion on

the topic would emerged.

[Host] Put it to bed or you're

never gonna shut that down.

Visitors from another planet?

No.

[Zachary] The current one being,

why do people assume alien beings

would be smarter than humans?

Look at our track record.

[Host] Our track record?

[Zachary] What man has

accomplished and created.

[Host] Oh yeah, yeah.

Man created airplanes,

man created telephones,

man created cruise ships

and microwave ovens,

pencil sharpeners and dust pans.

[Host] Dust pans?

How'd that get in there?

I was with you on the first four or so.

Dust pans.

[Zachary] Oh, and if you

need even more evidence

of how smart man is over alien beings,

man created alien beings.

That's right, they were created

by man, they don't exist.

[Host] Wait a minute.

You don't believe?

Didn't you tell that woman

you believed in extraterrestrials?

[Zachary] We were

talking about UFOs, not ET.

I said UFO

Agent Brown,

this must have been extremely

difficult as a child

dealing with this.

I mean, is this something

that you were teased about

by other children?

Well, actually they didn't know.

A couple of the kids at

school, they lived in the area,

they would see cops every now

and then or ambulance or what.

But they didn't know

and my parents there and everybody kept it

kind of hush hush.

I would just ignore them

when they would get to school

and they would say, well, what

happened to you other night?

I would just kind of just play it off.

I didn't have that many friends anyway

so I didn't care you know?

Yeah, it was kind of tough.

I'm sure it was, I'm sure it was.

On the subject of your parents,

how did your parents respond

when you first told them

that you can hear dead people?

(Justice laughs)

Well, the prevailing

word was nightmares.

They thought I kept having

nightmares, you know?

Like that's how they just brushed it off.

But at some point, 'cause I

was getting the nosebleeds,

the same nosebleeds that I get

now, I was getting them then,

so they knew it had to be

something to what I was saying.

And once the bodies started

turning up, then that's when,

when other people were acknowledging it,

they started to acknowledge it.

And so that's how that went.

You've mentioned nosebleeds.

You get nosebleeds?

Oh yeah, yeah.

After each, what's the word?

I mean, I never put a word on

it, but I'm gonna say seance.

Each encounter with one of the victims,

it's like a turbulence to

it, man, I can't describe it,

but yeah, yeah I get nosebleeds.

- Wow, wow.

- Yeah.

And what about the rest of your family,

siblings, aunts, uncles,

how did your family handle,

how did they,

was this something that was talked about

at Thanksgiving dinner or?

(Justice laughs)

No, no, like I said earlier,

they kept it hush hush.

My cousin Joe was the only

one that I could confide in.

I don't know if he was

just hearing me as a kid,

but he seemed to believe me.

You know, he was the only

one who seemed to believe me

and didn't ridicule it all

or didn't thumb his nose

up at it or something.

But he was the only one.

And everybody else was just kind of like,

almost embarrassed or scared

for what I was becoming.

I don't know, I don't know.

Well, it must have been

very comforting for you

to at least have one of your relatives to

Oh, yeah, yeah.

That you can go back on and talk to

about some of these things.

Well, he was like my

brother and he still is today.

So, yeah, I mean, he was there.

I mean, even when the bullies

were starting to mess with me

and tease me, once they

found out we were related,

all that stuff stopped.

- Wow, wow.

- You know, so, yeah,

it was good having him around, definitely.

And he's a cop now, so

Oh, really?

(Justice laughs)

Wow.

So what about a social life?

Do you have a lot of friends now?

I know you mentioned you

didn't have many growing up,

but do you have friends now?

Maybe someone special in your life?

I did, but most of the

girls knew my reputation

and they thought I was like

possessed of something.

(Justice laughs)

Well, you know, they didn't

want anything to do with that.

So it was like

Not the easiest thing to bring up

- No, no, no.

- On a date.

Oh, by the way, Honey, pass the salt,

I talk to dead people.

Yeah, yeah, no.

- Obviously.

But I had a social life.

I'll just say it didn't

work out, and that's it.

I'll just leave it at that.

Now you said that these

apparitions always appear

in the same room.

I believe you said it was

the bathroom, correct?

Right, right.

Was that the same situation

when you would hear those

voices as a child as well or?

No, it was a different house then,

but no, it was mostly my bedroom.

And it wasn't always noon then.

As a kid, it wasn't always noon,

then it started just kind of,

I don't know if they were trying

to make it convenient for me

or the apparitions or what,

but it was always my bedroom.

And at the beginning it

could be any time, man.

It could be 2:00 AM in the morning,

it could be 4:30 in the afternoon,

it would hit me whenever.

- Wow.

But then it started toning down to noon

like I said, I think they

appreciated what I was doing

so they made it convenient for me.

But no, but it was my

bedroom when I was a kid.

- Hmm.

- Yeah, yeah.

And really,

and you know the last question

that I can think of is,

is that a pack of cigarettes your pocket

or are you happy to see me?

(both laugh)

Both.

Both, Danny, both.

That's all the questions.

All right, thank you, Sir.

Pleasure being on your show.

Thank you, thank you, really enjoyed it.

Thank you very much

for joining us tonight.

We will be back next

week for another episode

of The Real Paranormal.

I'm Danny

You forgot your name, Danny?

I'm Danny Early.

Good night.

(Justice laughs)

(dramatic music)