02x02 - Part Two

[bunniefuu]

[♪ Adventurous music playing]

It's your favorite character Servo!

[Servo] I love LEGO Star Wars!

[♪ Ominous music playing]

Master Solitus,
I don't understand why we're here

and why we didn't tell the Jedi Council.

The Force has secrets.
Secrets I must know.

Yet the Council forbids this knowledge.

Is that a Sith holocron?
You can't have that.

We cannot close our minds to wisdom,
no matter the source.

The Sith Breakers have much to teach us.

-Master, this… this is wrong!
-No.

This is the moment I've been
training you for, Bobarian Afol.

I gave you everything. Now, give me this.

Only together can we open the Force Hold.
Or are you afraid?

I'm not afraid.

Then prove it.

[Force rumbling]

Break, build, break, build.

Yes, the Force Hold is real.

A secret realm
full of discarded pieces of the past.

A place where we can forever send
the worst parts of our galaxy.

Any who stand against me
will be cast away.

This galaxy will be…

-I'm sorry, Master. [grunts]
-…mine...

No! What have you done?

[♪ Music intensifies, fades]

Great One,
the Oblivion Runner is in position.

We stand ready.

[Solitus]
You're an obedient lieutenant, K-2SO.

Did you know
in other versions of the galaxy,

you were reprogrammed to be a hero?

Luckily,
you don't have that problem, do you?

I most certainly do not.

[Solitus] Good chap.

This is why I find droids so agreeable.

You cannot help
but be exactly what you are.

Like me.

I've spent countless eons
honing my powers,

gathering strength
in the lost secrets of the Force,

all for this moment.

The end of everything.

Let the Dark Age begin.

[grunts]

Do you know
what I love about this place, Kuiil?

It's always a snow day.

It is too cold.

Y-You really think so?

-I have spoken.
-[groaning] Oh, you're such a grump.

When Princess Leia made me
Administrator of Snow City,

I promised to make it better than ever.

-And look around.
-[children laughing]

[singing] ♪ It's snow fabulous ♪

♪ It's snow fabulous
It's snow fabulous ♪

♪ Oh, so fabulous
It's so fabulous ♪

Come on, Kuiil, sing along.

[inhales] ♪ It's so… ♪

Come on, Kuiil… [groaning] Oh.

If anything,
I'd say things are almost too good.

[ships approaching]

[all gasping]

You should not have spoken.

But I just got this cape.

[groans, screams]

[gasps]

[groans] Well, that was just awful.

-Sig!
-Servo!

Dev, are you okay?

Well, Greebling,
I'm very far from okay. Look!

Whoa!

[Sig] Whoa. Solitus wasn't kidding.

This Force Hold place is out of control.

Is that all you can say?

We've been left to rot
in an endless chaotic prison.

-This is all your fault!
-My fault?

I was trying to stop you
from doing something dangerous,

and maybe, just maybe
talk some sense into you.

I don't want your sense.

I'm not the brother you lost.

I can never be what you want me to be.

Uh, I-I'm fine by the way.

I-I knew you were wondering, so…

-[grass rustles]
-What was that?

Aw. Oh, hello, little fella.

-[yelps]
-Who in the Holy Hutch are you?

Where are you going?
And how did you get here?

Answer, answer, answer, answer.

-Good day, Mr. Bunny Man!
-I'm not a bunny, motor breath.

The name's Jaxxon.

You probably haven't heard of me
because I'm a real deep cut.

And I want answers.

-[rustling]
-[gasps] What was that?

Your buddies waiting in the woods?
Is this a trap? Are you trapping me?

No! We just got here.

Didn't you see us
just fall out of the sky?

Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.

I'm taking you back to my village.

Then we'll get to the bottom
of whether you could be trusted.

Ha! And how are you
going to make us go anywhere?

You ever heard
of the carrot and the stick?

I'm all about the stick.

[bellows]

This is Yesi Scala broadcasting
on all Alliance frequencies.

Is anyone there? Watto? Hux?
Mara? Red leader?

-[groans] Anyone?
-We are still here.

And we've all learned our lesson.

-I haven't!
-You're blowing the plan.

Okay, all Sith be quiet.

I think comms are down
throughout the galaxy,

but what's even weirder
is I can't get a reading

for any Alliance systems.

You can't get a reading
because they're gone.

[Yesi] How is that possible?

They're in different parts of the galaxy.
No ship could go that fast.

Solitus's power has grown
during his time in isolation.

He's going to unmake everything,
starting with the Alliance.

The only people
who could possibly oppose him.

Well, the only people except,
of course… [gasps]

He's going to attack
the Jedi Order on Canto Bight!

We have to warn them!
Maybe we can get there first.

There's no way we can make it
to Canto Bight before Solitus.

It's impossible.

Not impossible. Though,
it is going to be deeply unpleasant.

[groans] Why do I hate this plan already?

…we go left at the…
Or was it right? Or was it down?

No, no, no, that doesn't make any sense.

I could've sworn this was the way.

A Mandalorian literally told me,
"This is the way."

[Servo] We're prisoners, and we're lost.
This is a new feeling.

What's it called when
things go from bad to worse?

Inevitable. I've let this
go on long enough, Greebling.

If you won't use your powers to
destroy this long-eared nuisance, I will.

-…somehow... [yelps]
-[Darth Dev growls]

[thudding]

[gasps]

-Ooh, ominous rumbling.
-[shushes] Don't make a sound.

[sighs, laughs] That was a close one.

-[yells] Run, run, run!
-[Servo] Yes, sir, Mr. Bunny Man!

I know that Wookiee. That's Chewbacca.
But a giant Chewbacca!

[groans in Wookiee]

I don't care what kind of Chewbacca he is!
Move, Greebling!

Aw, Dev, you do care.

I care about getting out of
this wretched place,

and I have a feeling
I'm gonna need your help.

Now move!

[growls]

[all grunting, panting]

-[Sig strains] Oh! Great.
-[Servo] Whoo-hoo! Yay! All right! Go!

[all screaming]

[Servo] Oh, my gosh, that was scary.

[all shriek]

D-d-don't eat me. I'm too small.
Eat them. They look delicious.

You maybe just wanna play some holochess?
I'll let you win!

[grunts] You really want a piece of this?

That's right, run!

But, Ahsoka, it is…
I'm so happy you're here.

Ahsoka Tano?
She looks different than I imagined.

Stop gossiping and follow me.

Yes, ma'am.

Huh? [gasps]

Uh, what are those?

Porrgils! Aren't they weird and great?

Porrgils are able to naturally jump
into hyperspace using simu-tunnels.

Like a big ol' school of fish hopping
around the galaxy faster than any ship.

Mmm, what's the catch?

Eh, sometimes they take you too far.
Like, to another galaxy far, far away far.

So if these things decide to
take us on a joyride forever,

there's just nothing
we can do about it then?

Told you it's gonna be unpleasant.

[Bob] Uh, do we have to go in its mouth?
[retches] I'm gonna be sick.

[Yesi] I promise you,
it's better than the alternative.

So, just to be clear,

we have to exit at
exactly the right moment,

or we'll be lost in time and space.

How great is that?

Great? Are you serious?

This is what I'm good at, Jedi Bob.

Riding the cosmic waves,
not making deliveries.

Did it ever occur to you that

there's a reason
they have you making deliveries

instead of rushing around the galaxy?

That there's maybe, like,
a lesson to learn?

No time for learning.
Who's ready to go on a hyperspace joyride?

One second. I'm almost
done checking the...

Let's go, porrgil! Yeah!

[screaming]

Welcome to the last free village
in Force Hold.

-What a dump.
-Oh, be nice.

Hello. I'm Servo.
I like all your little arms.

Aren't you an awkward little droid?

I'm Viper. Try to stay out of my way.

[gasps] What is this feeling?
All my wiring feels tingly.

I think you've got a crush, Servo.

I can't believe I'm stuck here.

We have more newcomers.

Sig!

Maul, ol' buddy.
Boy, am I glad to see you.

Uh, Sig, not to be rude, but i-isn't that…

-[screams]
-[villagers gasping]

He's on our side. I think.
Anyway, what are you doing here?

Well, one moment I was on Snow City,
and it

♪ was so fabulous, oh, so fabulous ♪

and then the next moment,
I was whisked away here.

But who are these people?

The last of our own galaxies.

Name's Cal Kestis.

I was the only Jedi survivor in my galaxy,
and then one day… poof.

It was all gone. Just like that.
Game over, man.

Now you see what Force Hold is.

When galaxies are remade, there are
always leftover pieces that don't fit.

They're sent here… forever.

[sighs] I've saved as many as I can
from Solitus.

Do you serve him?

[scoffs] Serve that old
Kowakian monkey-lizard?

No way.
Solitus is the one who sent us here.

Then the rumors are true.
Solitus has escaped Force Hold.

[crowd murmuring]

[stammers] So… So it is possible.

If he can do it, maybe we can too.
Who's with me?

Everyone, calm down.

If what they say is true,

the knowledge we seek
must be inside Solitus's stronghold.

But I warn you, in his absence,

his most evil and powerful captains
will try to fill the power vacuum.

Ooh, that sounds
very frightening actually.

I see you're not programmed for bravery.

A zinger. You zinged me. I like that.
That was a good one.

Solitus is loose in our galaxy.

He wants to end everything,

but if you help me stop him,

I promise I'll try to find a way
to get you out of here.

[villagers gasp, murmur]

We will help you, but we'll need a
way to infiltrate the perimeter defenses.

I think I can help with that.

[gasps] You're a Force Builder!

And such an interesting
and original design.

Where'd you come up with it?

Oh, no, that's just a speeder from my gal…

I mean, I guess the Force is just, like,
really strong with me or something.

-I don't know. [chuckles]
-[sighs]

[♪ Mischievous music playing]

I love infiltrating!

Quiet or I'll drop you!

Thanks for building me a sidecar.
Sometimes, it's hard to be so… different.

There's no one else from your galaxy
in all of Force Hold?

No, they're gone.

In my galaxy, the Sith won.

I was on the run for years
until one day I ended up here.

Over time,
I-I found the others from the village.

They started looking to me.

I've done my best,
but I couldn't even save my own people.

I'm really sorry.

Servo and I are all that are left
from my galaxy, but you never know.

You might just find
someone you think you lost forever.

[♪ Melancholic music playing]

Stop!

If we can get through this,

we should be able to quietly
make our way through a ventilation system,

then we'll ever so carefully creep our way
through the base. Before we...

[all gasp]

I'm sorry, you were saying something?

Dev! This is a stealth mission.

Sometimes, you have to go in loud.

I like this guy's style.

Servo, buddy, this might get
a little messy.

I think maybe you and Viper
should stay here.

[gasps] B-But...

If something happens,
we're gonna need someone to rescue us.

[sighs] That's true.
Have no fear, the droid patrol is here!

If you call us that again,
I will quite literally self-destruct.

[♪ Mysterious music playing]

Roger, Roger. Roger, Roger.

Not to be twitching my nose where
it doesn't belong, but do we have a plan?

Where are we even going?

Roger, Roger. Roger, Roger.

This way.

[chuckles] Maybe you are brothers.

[groans] Come on. Let's move
unless you wanna be stuck here forever.

Wow. I mean,
I know what all these things are,

but if everybody wants to, like, shout out
what they are, that'd be… I'll join in.

Ancient Jedi and Sith artifacts!

By sending him here,
that fool Jedi Bob gave Solitus

eons to raid Force Hold for secrets.

Solitus grew more and more powerful until
he made this place his own little empire.

-What, are you jealous or something?
-A little bit, yeah!

Now I shall teach you
the ultimate secret of the Sith.

The power to manipulate the dark side
on a scale thought impossible.

The galaxy can be turned upon itself,

cast off into everlasting nothing.

That sounds awful.

Embrace your hatred,
and none can stand before you.

Greebling.

This has gotta be how he got out.

Solitus used the power
of these kyber crystals

to focus his connection with the Force,

a balance of light and dark.
It was just enough to open a rift.

That's why he needed us to get out.

Your Sith Breaking and my Force Building,
perfect balance.

A Force dyad.

So, we can do the same thing
to get out. Right?

-[whirring]
-[all gasp]

Hello, there.

Darth Revan and I were wondering
who'd blasted their way into our fortress.

We've been making plans to destroy
your pathetic little village, Ahsoka.

Obi-Wan Kenobi, big fan.
Gonna try not to gush.

And, Darth Revan,
not as familiar with your work,

but based on your clothes,
I'm thinking Old Republic?

-Not much of a talker. Okay.
-Forget talking. You gotta get aggressive!

-Dev, why are you so aggro?
-Are you gonna help me or not?

-[Ahsoka grunting]
-[battle droids groaning]

Oh, I don't think so.

[Obi-Wan, Ahsoka grunt]

[gasps] Whoa.

Watch it! [exclaims, whimpers]

Whew, Dev. I guess that Force lightning
can come in handy sometimes.

Don't make it a big deal.

[Dev, Sig grunting]

Heads up!

[whimpering] Uh-oh.

-[Sig laughs]
-Oh, no!

[chuckles]

-Whoo!
-Not bad, Greebling!

Roger, Roger. Roger, Ro…

[♪ Ominous music playing]

Take another step,
and I'll gnaw your legs off.

You're all highly amusing,
but quite doomed I'm afraid.

[rumbling]

You know, I think we'll take our chances.
I'm not big on the "giving up" thing.

You never know what's gonna happen.

[growls]

Sig! Sig! Guess what?

-Servo?
-I made a friend!

For whatever reason,
he likes this little lump

-of primitive circuitry.
-[groans in Wookiee]

Turns out Chewbacca thought we worked
for Solitus when he attacked us earlier.

He also enjoys wearing bandoliers
because they're practical and stylish!

[grunts] Get them!

We're almost there! Just another second!

Do it!

[screams]

Are we lost in time and space?

[chuckling] Nope. We're near Canto Bight.

Oh. I never doubted it.
You know, one with the Force,

the Force is with me… [babbles]

We've gotta get to the Jedi.

With any luck, they're preparing
the defenses as we speak.

[panting]

[♪ Mischievous music playing]

[Jedi Vader breathing]

Stop breathing so loudly, Vader.
You'll blow our cover.

Leia. [speaks Huttese]

Oh, Greedo! Yes!

-[Jedi] Yay! Whoo-hoo! [cheers]
-Amazing!

Nothing could spoil this day.

For once, nothing tragic is going
to happen to the Skywalker family.

[ship approaching]

This could still be a good thing.

[groans] It's always something.

[♪ Menacing music playing]

What a motley crew
this galaxy has assembled.

The worst I've seen yet.

Who are you? What do you want?

My name is Solitus, and what I want is to
release you from this childish existence.

[inhales sharply]
Power radiates off of him.

Dangerous this man is.

Get back on your pathetic little ship
before you make us truly enraged!

Too late! The fury. I can taste it!

[shouting]

General Grievous!

Well, I guess that kinda settles it.

Everyone, stop him!

[grunting]

He's too strong.

[shrieks]

-[gasps]
-[chuckles]

Playtime's over.

[Jedi Jabba the Hutt speaks Huttese]

Vader! Take your family
and get out of here!

-But, Master...
-Go!

This is a pointless mistake.

You will find that
it is you who are mistaken…

…about a great many things.

Oh, should we match lightsabers
like peasants?

How quaint.

-[shouts]
-[grunts]

You… You hurt me.

A surprise! But a welcome one to be sure.

I detest surprises.

[grunting]

-Behold!
-[strains]

True power!

[grunts, strains]

-Master!
-[Palpatine panting]

Just do it. You bore me.

[shrieks]

Ah, the Skywalkers.

An annoyance in any version of the galaxy.

-I take that as a compliment.
-[ship approaching]

Skywalkers, hold on! [strains]

-[Jedi grunt]
-Going up!

I'm afraid it won't be that simple.

[Jedi yelp]

[strains]

[speaks Huttese]

-Greedo, no!
-[grunts]

[shrieks]

-[grunts]
-Greedo!

Ah, my young Padawan,

still making a nuisance of yourself,
I see.

Wasn't betraying me enough?

You left me no choice!

I'm going to take everything
away from you, brick by brick,

but until then…

[grunting]

-[Ahsoka, Obi-wan grunting and groaning]
-Dev, we need to get out of here.

We can't do this alone.

We're a Force dyad, right?

So that means we have to do things…

Together.

-It's working!
-[grunts, chuckles]

[grunts and strains]
We can't keep this open for long!

-[whimpers]
-I suppose I'll never see you again.

But please know
you probed the depths of my heart.

Ugh! Cloying, but nice.

Goodbye, Servo.

[shrieks]

[groans] The rift is collapsing!

Ahsoka, I'm sorry.

I wanted to bring your village back!

Go with them, Ahsoka.

Just don't forget about us.

I will save you all.

Get back here this instant!

Time to go, Greebling!

-[droid shrieks]
-Get us outta here, Wookiee.

Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

You poor fools.

Solitus is omnipotent. It's hopeless!

You know what I love about this galaxy?

There's always a new hope
when you need one.

[both grunt]

[♪ "Star Wars Main Title" playing]