- Hands up!
No sudden moves!
- Mayday, mayday!
Come in, come in!
We're in an abandoned building.
No! Give it to me!
- No!
- Oh my god, Pip!
- You came back for me!
- Of course I did,
you silly pickle!
- Where are they?
Where did you take them?
I need to see their teeth!
- I'm sorry, who is it
that you're speaking
of- - The milked men!
- The milk men?
- Yes, the milked men!
- Michelle doesn't
know anything!
That's why I brought them here.
Lane wouldn't have told her.
- Excuse you!
Lane tells me everything!
She doesn't tell you anything.
- Oi!
Where's the rest of it?
The Good Boys?
- They're all gone.
- They were right here with
a sh*t ton of equipment!
How does she
know we were coming?
- You.
You f*cked us!
- Hey!
- Get!
- You f*cked us!
- Get away from him, you psycho!
- He f*cked us!
You told her!
How exactly
did he tell him, Bobby?
We were with him the whole time!
- I swear I don't know anything.
- Bullshit! You
helped run this place!
- I was just following orders!
- You're a liar!
You're a liar!
Your brother's a liar!
- f*ck off, you psycho!
- Those men could
be anywhere now.
Bobby, you need
to back the f*ck off!
Anywhere!
- Okay, if I'm not
needed anymore,
I'm just gonna duck out
and finish some traffic light
jellies that I was making.
- Wait, what did you say?
- Hmm?
- Jelly?
- Well you see, Lane is
pregnant and has cravings,
so I've been making
traffic light jellies
and I just need to finish the-
- What? Sorry.
- Classic jelly? The bouncy
kind made with gelatin?
- Yes. Is there another kind?
- How many?
- I don't know, maybe
20, personal size.
- Where are the jellies now?
- How is this even relevant?
- Shh!
Where are the jellies now?
- Okay, I wasn't expecting
a jelly inquisition,
but if you must know,
they're in the scullery
of Lane's private residence.
- I know where the
milked men are.
Gelatin is made with
animal byproduct.
Lane is a strict vegan, so
the jellies aren't for her.
Do you know who loves jelly?
The Good Boys.
Everyone knows Jelly
is best served chilled
and unshaken near the
point of consumption.
Ergo, at that quantity, I deduce
Lane's most precious
living assets
are at her private residence,
next to the wellness center.
Quod erat demonstrandum.
- Well, f*ck yeah, Pip!
Let's go.
- How exactly are we planning
on breaking into Lane's
private residence?
- t*rture Michelle for the info.
She's been there.
- What? No, I haven't.
- You just said you were
there making her jellies.
- I know a way into
Lane's residence.
- Oh yeah. Here we go.
What is it?
Another secret tunnel?
- Yeah, actually.
- Come on, mate.
You're not even trying.
- How do you know all this?
- Lane sometimes invited
me to her residence.
Okay, look, we can't
stay here much longer.
It's the only lead we've got,
so we'll have to
take the south paths
back into Hero
Valley until tonight.
Is there anywhere we can go?
Somewhere safe we can
stock, replenish, rest?
- Not our farm.
It's too risky.
- Michelle's place is free.
- What?
- Well, no one's going
to expect us to be there.
- Absolutely not. No.
I don't give consent or
permission or my address.
- Well, lucky I
know where you live
from all the laundry
runs you've made me do.
- Well, you would need my
keys then, wouldn't you?
- Oh, do you mean these keys?
- You mama funker!
You mama funking knocksucker!
It's an old key!
It's an old key!
Oh my goodness!
I've been robbed!
- Oh, Michelle!
- What? What, that?
No, I've been robbed!
People these days, coming in
and leaving their
rubbish lying around.
I've never seen these before!
I wouldn't wear a paisley print!
Take a seat.
Anywhere's fine.
Tea anyone?
- The secret tunnel leads
to the central foyer.
Upstairs is the bedrooms,
downstairs is dining, gallery,
garage on the far side
by the tennis court.
- You expect us to believe
that she has no
staff, no security?
- This is Lane's sanctuary.
Not many people see inside.
She has one cook and one
housekeeper during the day
and security on call at
the wellness center nearby.
- What about the goon
she has at her facility?
They're not gonna be there?
- With everything the
mercenaries have seen,
Lane and the Doc
would never want them
anywhere near Wellness.
- And where will Lane be?
- Upstairs.
And once she sleeps,
it's usually deep
and she has sleep sound
set to jungle rainfall.
- Jungle rainfall?
- You!
- Yes?
- You've been here?
Is this accurate?
- Jungle rainfall?
Yes, it's definitely
the best soundscape
for a delta wave sleep.
- I mean, is the
floor plan accurate?
- Ah, yes. Mm-hmm.
- Good.
And we strike at midnight.
♪ I wanted to be
with you alone ♪
♪ And talk about the weather ♪
♪ But traditions I can't trace ♪
♪ Against the child
in your face ♪
♪ Won't escape my attention ♪
♪ Something happens and
I'm head over heels ♪
♪ I'll never find out ♪
♪ Until I'm head over heels ♪
♪ Something happens and
I'm head over heels ♪
♪ Oh, don't take my heart,
don't break my heart ♪
♪ Don't, don't,
don't throw it away ♪
♪ Ah ♪
- Where'd you get this?
- I went on a
psychedelic journey
in a quantum memory and Ma
showed where she
left her notebook.
- Sure.
I've forgotten how shitty
her handwriting is.
- Oh god!
- How is she?
- Is that supposed to be a joke?
What is this?
Look at this.
I swear it's just
random shapes and lines.
You try.
So B, I, Z, and N.
I mean, why don't you
just bring it to Ma?
Ask her.
What?
- You don't know.
- Know what?
- Ma is permed.
- Like, her hair?
- No, like literal
screwdriver to her brain.
- What?
- Lane lobotomized our mother
with the state's blessing
four years ago.
Ma was diagnosed with
acute non-rehabilitative
reality distortion disorder.
Yeah.
Real mouth f*ck of a reason.
- No, that's not possible.
Lane promised she'd
take care of Ma for me.
- She did.
See this?
She almost took care of me,
and Jamie too.
- No.
This can't be true.
No.
No, no, that's...
She told me.
She promised me.
This doesn't make sense.
- Let's go on a field trip.
- And now we move to
the Circle of Joy.
Ow! Ow!
Hey, Ma.
You won't believe who's here.
Hey, Ma.
We can't stay long.
Here.
Ma, look.
Look what you found me.
Aren't we two little shits?
Look at us.
Don't you wanna take a
bite out of our cheeks?
Okay.
Down to business.
You see this?
You wrote this.
What does it say?
No.
No.
Ma, don't!
Ma!
f*ck!
Piece of sh*t!
- What is she doing?
- I don't know.
It's just what she does now.
Ma.
Please, look at this.
They make them dance
like f*cking monkeys.
It's not time for dancing, Ma.
Look at this!
Here!
- Hey, Ma.
It's me.
It's Jackson.
I'm Jackson.
- This is Alex.
Remember us?
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
♪ Can you do the can-can ♪
♪ Ba da da da da da da da ♪
- Sorry, everyone.
♪ Can-can, can you
do that can-can ♪
- Holy f*ck!
- What?
- How's it start?
The Can-can song,
how's it start?
Remember, Alex?
Ma used it to teach us!
She wasn't singing the Can-can,
she was trying to show us
the periodic table song.
- Yeah, of course!
The periodic table!
♪ Nitrogen and helium ♪
♪ Then lithium, beryllium ♪
- Notebook!
I think that's the
key to the code.
That's La, that's Nm,
Zn, Br, zinc, bromine.
J's the only one in here that's
not on the periodic table.
- Hey!
Can we wrap this
up a little later?
We're here.
- There's no cameras.
Come on.
- No, Michelle! Stop that!
- Oh!
- The f*ck is that?
- It's fine.
It's nothing.
It's a humidity sensor.
- We should go back!
It's too risky!
- No.
We've come this far.
We're not gonna lose them again.
Now come on.
- Yeah, let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
- Jamie?
- Jackson!
Ugh! It's locked!
- No, we just came through it!
Is this you?
- Jamie, no.
- Is this a trick, Jackson?
- No, I swear is it isn't!
There! There!
Another exit!
- Wait!
- Shh! Shh!
- Shh!
Where are the rest of them?
f*ck this sh*t!
- She has a Picasso!
- So you haven't
been here before?
- We haven't been into
Lane's sealed section, no.
- Sealed section?
Like "Cleo Magazine."
- How dare you?
You know what?
I don't think she'd appreciate
these smutty insinuations.
Lane is incapable of
anything untoward!
♪ That's all I wanted ♪
♪ Something special,
something sacred ♪
♪ In your eyes ♪
♪ For just one moment ♪
♪ To be bold and naked ♪
♪ At your side ♪
♪ Sometimes I think
that you'll never ♪
♪ Understand me ♪
♪ Understand me ♪
♪ Maybe this time is forever ♪
♪ Say it can be ♪
- Don't look at it! ♪ Whoa ♪
♪ Baby ♪
♪ I will be your father ♪
♪ I'll be your daddy ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ I will be the one who loves
you 'til the end of time ♪
- Are you okay?
You can't be here.
- Yeah, no sh*t.
Jamie?
Jamie?
No!
Jamie, please!
Please.
Don't go in there.
- Hey.
Nice and slow now.
Whoa, whoa.
Hey!
Hey! We're in here!
- Help! Help!
- Please! Let me out of here!
Help!
Please, let me out of here!
- Please, help!
Help!
Oh god!
- Help!
- Who are you?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Oh!
- Easy.
- Why are you wearing those?
- Lane said if anyone came,
to tell them to go away!
Please! Help us!
- We command you to leave
us to live our well lives!
- What well lives?
- The well lives we were
living until you came along!
We were safe!
We were useful!
We had nice things to eat!
- Well, shall we
open up the crate
and ask those guys how they
feel about being useful?
Please!
- They don't understand!
Outside, there's sickness!
- Outside is unsafe.
- Unsafe?
What do you call Lane strapping
you with expl*sives then?
- An unwell life is no life!
No wellness, no life!
No wellness, no life!
No wellness, no life!
- Okay, mate.
- You're not my mate!
Get back!
- All right.
- Get back! I'll do it!
- All right!
- Back off!
- No, no, no, no, no!
- All right!
- We have traffic light jelly!
- What did you just say?
- Jamie.
She's not here.
Jamie.
Wait.
- The least you
could do is tell me
how you came to do this to us.
- You want to talk about how?
None of this would've happened
if you had turned
me into quarantine!
- I was grieving Oscar!
- I lost Oscar too!
Remember?
You don't get to own that.
Because of you,
I had to grieve him while
everyone died around me,
piling up in stinking
heaps of meat, maggots.
When I thought it
couldn't get worse,
they put me into solitary.
You know what that
does to your head?
Alone with myself.
Memories of you.
Of him.
I know what hell is, Jamie.
It's not a furnace.
It's not even pain.
It's just a black hole.
It just keeps eating
you over and over again
until you wanna die.
And she pulled me out of there.
It was a way out.
Forgive me.
It was my way out.
- You had eight years!
Eight!
Where you could have chosen
to be the better person!
You chose Lane
so you wouldn't have to face me.
- No!
I chose to be with Lane so I
wouldn't have to face myself.
- Well, it is nice to finally
hear the truth, darling.
Put it down!
Put it down!
- Lane.
I know the location
of the Sisterhood.
Now, we can secure more assets.
- Good boy.
But we're past that point now.
Don't you think?
You brought your
wife to our bedroom!
- Cut the jealousy sh*t!
- Let me guess.
This is the part
where you tell me
I have the choice to
be a better person.
- You do.
- How's that?
- You just put down the g*n.
- I just put down the g*n.
- Yeah.
And then you're better
- I just
put down the g*n.
- Yeah.
Feel that?
That's all it takes.
- Huh?
- It's time for you
to buck up, okay?
I know it's sh*t. I know.
We have f*ck all
survivors left as it is.
- I don't wanna survive,
I wanna live well!
- Well?
Don't you see, mate?
She's done your head in!
- I told you, you
are not my mate!
- And neither is she.
You know what you are?
You're sl*ves.
You're her sl*ves.
No!
Worse.
You're her cows,
her happy f*cking cows
having your life milk
sucked right outta you!
- Jesus wept!
Set yourselves free! Now come
the f*ck on and let's go!
- Tell us we can have
flushing toilets.
- Yes. Flushing toilets.
- Tell us that
there's no sickness.
- It's been, it's gone.
Ancient history.
- Tell me it's safe.
- Really.
It's really safe out there.
It's safe.
- No wellness.
- It's safe!
- No life.
- No!
- Are you mine?
- You're my future.
- Do you want me?
- I want you.
- Show me.
Go away!
No wellness.
No life.
No!
No!
Oh my god!
No!
- Get them! Get them!
- No!
Go, go, go, go!
Move, move, move, move!
Follow me! Up this way!
- She k*lled him!
She k*lled my brother! No!
No!
- My baby!
- No! No!
Help me!
She k*lled him!
She k*lled my brother!
No!
No! ♪ Grace calls ♪
♪ Take flight ♪
♪ In the path of the sun ♪
♪ All the fire-y ghosts aflame ♪
♪ The restless come undone ♪
♪ Into the wide open ♪
♪ (indistinct) ♪
♪ Lift a little light up ♪
♪ Lift a little light up ♪
♪ Guide me back ♪
♪ Hush your soul to sleep now ♪
♪ Grace becomes the sunlight ♪
♪ Leave the shadows behind ♪
♪ All the stars will rise up ♪
♪ All, hello ♪
♪ All, hello ♪
♪ We meet as one ♪
♪ To chase ♪
♪ The sun ♪
- Peace.
No!
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02x03 - Episode 3
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Alex, Jaime and Pip are three friends living on a New Zealand dairy farm eight years after all men on Earth have been k*lled by a mysterious virus.
Alex, Jaime and Pip are three friends living on a New Zealand dairy farm eight years after all men on Earth have been k*lled by a mysterious virus.