01x02 - Episode 2

[bunniefuu]

(women grunting)

- Cut his pants off.

Jamie, wake up!

His leg is bleeding,

so unless you want to

let another man die,

cut off his pants.

Jamie!

- Stop, halt, by the powers

vested in me by Wellness,

I command you to

hand over the man.

- Go f*ck yourself.

- What's wrong with you?

- We're not going

to turn him over

so they can disappear

him and perm us?

- This man isn't sick.

He looks hot, ripply, hairy,

which I find very unattractive.

We need to tell Wellness.

- Oh, you you go ahead.

You try it.

You f*cking try it.

- Jamie?

- Pip, this is like

Elliot finding E. T., okay?

- This is nothing like

Elliot finding E. T.

We could get permed for this.

Is that what you want?

To lose a chunk of

your frontal lobe

and eat boiled

silverbeet every day?

- Like my mother?

- Look, if we take him in, we

could get rewarded for this.

Oh my Goddess.

I would be nominated for

the committee for sure.

(fabric ripping)

(Pip gagging)

- Oh, sh*t.

- Alex, keep the pressure on.

- That's it, I'm

getting in the truck.

- No, he's bleeding out.

He'll die if we don't

help him right now, Pip.

Hold him down,

now!

Okay, Alex, are you ready?

- Mm-hmm.

- Wait.

(Jaime grunts)

- [Jaime] Okay, keep

the pressure on.

- Dude, you're gonna faint.

- I'm not your dude.

I'm gonna get in the truck.

(intense, dramatic music)

(birds chirping)

(cows mooing)

(car horn beeps)

(car tires crunching)

- sh*t, Wellness car.

- What?

Let me see.

- [Michelle] Jaime?

- Why's she got a clipboard?

- Yoohoo?

- Yoohoo?

- Oh God, my baby

safe inspection.

- No Pip.

- You gotta you stay.

You're blissed remember?

Pip, no wait.

(door slams)

Wait, wait, wait.

- It's unwell not to tell them.

- Look, you were the one

who ran him over, okay?

You smashed his face

with a water bottle.

- It's an eco canteen.

- Please, please, please

don't do this now.

- If we don't do this now,

they'll punish us do this.

- If you do do this now,

they could suspend my

place in the lottery,

and I've tried for

so long Pip, please.

- Wellness wouldn't do that.

- Are you sure about that.

- [Michelle] Ah, there you are.

- Hello.

- Welcome.

- I've knocked a few times.

Did you go around, did you?

(birds chirping)

Okay, well, I'll put

the jug on shall I?

- Please, Pip, for me.

- So it says here that you run

a small business dairy farm.

Is that right?

- Yep, it is.

And that you have 20 cows?

- Yep, well, 20 is

plenty. (chuckles)

- Is it?

- Well I mean, you know,

one one actually died

the other day, so we're

actually down to 19.

- 19

- Yes, I don't know why,

I said tha but,

It's actually nearly 20.

'cause ones gonna

give birth soon so.

- So what should

I, 19 and a half?

- Yeah, 19 and a half, great.

- Good.

And Pip, what is your

role in all of this?

- Well Pip, actually

she's not involved.

Not in the cow stuff,

but she's part of

the family of course,

'cause we love and we trust her

and she'll always

be there for us.

- And then it says

that sister-in-law,

Alex, lives with you?

She's currently been blissed

for civil negativity.

- Her sister-in-law.

Yeah, she's not related to me.

- Not related to you?

- No, but we love and

we trust her the same

as we love and we trust Pip.

- So, where is Alex right now?

- She's sleeping in lately.

- Uh, we don't know

Uh, she woke up actually.

- Yeah, she's definitely

not in the shed.

- Don't say that.

- Say something.

- We don't know, we

don't know, so um.

- Do you usually have

trouble keeping track

of people on your property?

Especially those

who are vulnerable

and who require supervision?

- No.

(eerie music)

(intense music)

(paper rustling)

- Ma?

(intense, eerie music)

(Alex screaming)

- (gasps) what was that?

- Oh, cows on heat. (chuckles)

Don't you just love

this baby room?

I had a baby son before,

but of course I uh

- Of course, of

course, of course.

- Jaime maybe you should

go check on the cows.

You should make sure

that they're not

too aroused or anything.

- That's not really a thing.

So you know, why don't

you go check on the cows

if you're so concerned?

- I'm not involved

in the cows remember?

- Okay, why don't we all

go and check on the cows?

- What, now?

- Now would be perfect.

(intense music)

- Who are you?

How did you survive?

You're hurt, okay.

Just calm the f*ck down.

Wait, wait, no, no, no.

Don't go out there!

Wellness is out there.

You won't like Wellness.

I said no, don't do it!

(Alex screams)

(man grunting)

- The farm would be strictly

off limits to a sprog,

so we don't uh

- That would make attachment

mothering rather difficult.

- We don't need to see the farm.

(loud crashing)

(man grunting)

(intense music)

(Alex screams)

- Get off!

(Man screaming)

- There really is

nothing to see in there.

- And you're wearing white,

you don't want to get

your pant suit dirty.

- Yeah.

(intense music)

(Alex straining)

(Man grunting)

- There's hay in there and

the door's really heavy.

(door squealing)

(soft pounding)

- Hey there.

- Oh my Goddess.

I could have sworn.

(Alex squeals)

(grunting)

- This is an amazing paintbrush.

(heavy breathing)

- You two.

Come here, come here.

I can't even begin to comprehend

how ashamed of her you must be.

Well done.

Yeah?

Well done.

- We do what we can.

- We do what is right.

- Um Michelle?

- Yes?

- Do you think seeing as were

going the same way maybe?

- What's that?

- Do you think maybe I

could ger a ride to work?

- Oh, I would it's just that

this is a committee vehicle.

- Oh I didn't know.

- Of course you

didn't, okay just yeah.

Okay, bye.

- Hey, thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

(car horn beeps)

- You owe me.

- Hey, I gotta go into to town.

- I'll look after him.

(eerie music)

(breathing heavily)

(man screams)

(choking)

- Listen Bobby.

I know we got off

to a rough start,

but lets not dwell

on the past, okay?

What is this?

Why do you have this photo?

What do you want

from this woman?

You better start talking,

or I start using this again.

- I'll only talk to her.

- Well you can't.

- Well than I can't talk.

(electricity zaps)

(Chuckling)

Is that suppose to scare me?

Boo!

- f*ck.

(keyboard clacking)

- Jaime Wu?

I think there's been a

bit of a mix up here.

(phone ringing)

- Wellness Center, be your

best, be free, Pip speaking

- [Jaime] Pip, I didn't make

the repopulation lottery.

- What?

- I didn't make it

to the next stage.

- But Michelle was

fine when she left.

- [Jaime] Do you think there

could have been a mix up

in the files or something?

(humming)

- Oh, oh God.

- [Jaime] Maybe I don't deserve.

- Stop, stop.

You do deserve this.

Look if at first

you don't succeed,

robustly dialogue the

merits of trying again.

- Yeah, well I'm not

feeling very robust.

- [Pip] But you will.

We can dialogue

about this tonight.

So, go whip some cream

and we'll watch a movie

like old times, okay?

- Jesus.

- [Pip] Okay?

- Yes, oh.

- Hello.

(eerie music)

(Crashing)

- Wake up.

I'm gonna make this

easier for both of us.

This is temporary self

releasing medication.

It goes in the

base of your neck.

- f*ck!

- If you struggle

its gonna hurt more.

This'll make you feel great.

Believe me,

all warm and fuzzy.

- What the f*ck are you, hmm?

Some kind of psychotic surgeon?

- No, but I used to

be dental hygienist.

(intense music)

Hold still!

- Get away from me!

- Hold Still!

- Don't do this!

No!

(intense music)

- Don't do this, please.

(Alex screams)

(gasping loudly)

(suspenseful music)

(Alex screams)

(glass shatters)

(heavy breathing)

(humming)

(Knocking)

- Come.

(hinges squeak)

- Sorry, I can come back, sorry.

- You're here now.

- It's just that you said,

you're door's always open.

- So, it is.

Speak your heart.

- My best friend was drawn

fro the reproductive lottery.

- (gasps) blessings abound.

- Well, she didn't make

it to the next stage.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.

- See, I think Jaime would

make an excellent candidate.

See?

- Oh, I love a good mind map.

- Me too.

So, as you can see here,

she's been a mother before so

she would know how to do it,

but then she's also

great skin and hair.

So, just really strong genes.

And of course great

support from great friends.

So, I just thought that maybe

there had been possibly

some sort of mix up?

- Mix up?

- Yes, like you

know Michelle had

put Jaime's name on

the wrong list or

some of the files got smudged

with yogurt or something

- That is so interesting.

Almost sounds like

you're casting aspersions

on one of our Wellness

Committee members.

- Oh, no, no, no.

Michelle's amazing, I love her.

- She's a paragon of

abundance and light.

- Totally, yeah.

It's just that I couldn't

help but overhear you

talking to Doc Harvey in

the boardroom the other day.

- What did you hear?

- You said that securing

an abundant future

was your top priority

and I just think Jaime

could be hugely

abundant for our future.

- I love your pants.

They make you look so fruitful.

- Oh. (chuckles)

- Did you make them yourself?

- Yeah.

- Thought so.

- Thank you for your

truth speak Pip.

I'll look into it.

(humming)

- So, she's gone then?

Your mother?

- Yeah.

This person is gone.

- They did that to

her, didn't they?

What you just tried to do to me.

- Worse.

They put a drill in her brain,

for her own good, of course.

Permanent bliss to k*ll

her delusional trauma

about male survivors.

You came four years

and 22 days too late.

(inhales deeply)

- She was the key.

- To what?

- I guess I'll never

know now will I?

- We're you in quarantine?

All the men in quarantine died,

how did you survive?

All this time,

I thought my mom was crazy.

- Well, she wasn't.

There are more of us, survivors.

And now we're being hunted.

(intense music)

- Why didn't I make the lottery?

- Sweet glory, mother of Christ.

What?

- My application

was unsuccessful.

(women laughing)

- My Pippy Shortstocking.

Thanks for coming by.

- Of course.

- Thank you for

speaking your concern

regarding certain

repopulation processes.

As it happens, there

was a clerical error.

- So, it wasn't you

who rejected me?

- Why in the name of all

life giving vulva's would I?

No way, no you're ovaries,

they are pretanaturaly prime,

we should be creaming

those canals every year.

Oh.

- What is it?

- You see Jaime should

never have been eligible

for the lottery in

the first place.

I have no idea how her

name got on the list,

but thank you so much

for picking it up.

She's been permanently

canceled now,

because of your truth speak.

Here's a top tip, my little Pip,

let me worry about

our abundant future.

You worry about whether

your friends fit into yours.

(intense music)

(liquid pouring)

(emotional A capella music)

(whisk beating)

(Jaime crying)

(Jaime screams)

(crashing)

(door slams)

- We got 'em.

We got em' good.

- What?

- The man, his name is Bobby.

He knows things.

He's not really told me yet,

but when he does, bam! (claps)

They're done!

Wellness and Lane are done.

Who'd have thought, a man

could answer our problems?

(emotional A capella music)

(door slams)

- Bobby?

Bobby?

It's Bobby isn't it?

I'm Jaime, nice to meet you.

Look, I know this

seems kind of sudden,

but I need your help, okay?

I don't wanna sex you, I

just want your sperms okay?

We do this with the

cows all the time.

See?

You don't need to aim

into that, you can't.

But you could um,

you could use this.

I'll clean it for you.

Here you go.

(breathing shakily)

Can you just take it.

Take it.

Okay.

So what sort of

things do you like?

Dancing?

Everyone likes dancing.

(Jaime humming)

God, you must be

ready to explode,

how hot is this?

(Jaime crying)

Do you like that?

(door squealing)

- What are you doing?

Put that away.

Oh my Goddess.

Eight years without

you and we're fine,

in one day we're back to this.

Shame on you.

Shame on you!

(Jaime sobs)

- Shh, we can dialogue.

- About what?

There's nothing to

talk about, okay?

I can never have a child

again ever, the end.

(somber music)

- I'm sorry.

- It's not your fault.

I just don't know if

I can do this anymore.

Do you know what happens to cows

if they're not

milking or pregnant?

I sh**t them.

- Okay, I can fix this.

Okay, let me fix this.

Just go wait in the house.

- What?

- Just go.

Go inside the house and wait.

(These Boots Were Made

for Walkin' plays)

- All right.

You keep saying you

got somethin' for me ♪

Something you call

love but confess ♪

You've been a messin' ♪

where you shouldn't

have been messin' ♪

- Oh my God.

Thank you, oh my God.

- Yes, Goddess.

Just go do the thing

before it goes off.

- Yeah.

And that's just

what they'll do ♪

One of these days the boots ♪

Are gonna walk all over you ♪

Yeah ♪

You keep lying when

you oughta be truthin' ♪

You keep losing when

you oughta not bet ♪

You keep samin' when

you oughta be changin' ♪

Now what's right is right ♪

You ain't been right yet ♪

These boots are

made for walking ♪

And that's just

what they'll do ♪

One of these

days these boots ♪

Are gonna walk all over you ♪

(intense, suspenseful music)