01x03 - You're One of Those Insane Fans

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Hello! I'm Tamon Fukuhara.

Hello! I'm Ouri Sakaguchi.

It's been hot every day, but are you

all still alive, my girlfriends?

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to deliver you some chill.

Yay!

Apparently if you melt the ice just

before shaving it, it turns out fluffy.

I'll make it all gloopy

and melty with my love.

This here is called a microwave.

Yeah, I know, I know.

Oh, Tamon-kun.

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I want to be a trampoline.

I want to exist as the mechanism

that catapults them to stardom.

Yay!

We're up so high!

The sky is so close!

Lastly, we're gonna top these off

with some fruit.

These look really good. Let's try one.

Romantic fantasies are fun,

but they're just fantasies.

Here, open wide!

I don't want to be the impurity

that pollutes such a precious space.

Come on, Tamon-kun.

We shouldn't be eating just

It's good.

So even if he calls me special

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Tamon-kun trying to dote on

Ouri-kun on today's F/ACE Channel is

You're special, Kinoshita-san.

No, no, no, no. Hang on a second!

That was the necklace

I picked out, right?!

Did he kiss it? Did he actually kiss it!?

Why was he even wearing that

on national TV, anyway?!

And before all that I mean

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No matter what he's doing,

Tamon-kun never forgets about his fans

Hey!! It's just like sweeet magic!! Aha!

Hi, it's me!

The one with that k*ller smile!

Stealing your gaze with a shocking style!

Smooth as ever, I escort you

And this voice, seducing you

Ah, come on, let's dance;

I'm aiming straight for your heart

I am your ace darlin'

Confidence? Yeah, I've got plenty

Please Please

Whisper just to me, call my name

You're too popular,

it drives me crazy and I'm not okay

But I'm sorry, losing's not my thing

Hey, girl

Look this way!

I see your smile, smile, smile,

I wanna make it all mine

Crash, crash, crash,

our special connection shines

Dance, dance,

our world is non-stop groovin'

I'll show you my perfect

A-side, side, side

And my private B-side, side, side;

I'll show you everything

So take my hand and let's roll

Sweet Sweet Sweet magic!!

Sweetie honey Sweetie honey

Sweetie honey Sweetie honey

It's a spell that makes your heart race

We can't go back

You're falling in love with me, c'mon!

Sweetie honey

Sweet Sweet Sweet magic!!

Your face is

absolutely glowing today, Ouri.

You're One of Those Insane Fans

No, wait

Your face is glowing

to the max today, Ouri!

No, wait. That's not right either.

What am I even saying?

Are you all right?

Working too hard isn't good for you.

Sorry, I'm trying to write out

the script for tomorrow's show,

and I keep getting stuck.

You write the scripts yourself?!

Well, they do prepare a script for us,

but there are free talk sections.

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Fukuhara: (Free talk)

Fukuhara: (Say whatever you'd like)

Fukuhara: (Poke fun at Ouri-kun)

Fukuhara: (Go with the flow)

If I don't make sure this is solid,

I'm definitely going to break character

So I'm writing a script within a script.

Uh, this script seems pretty awful.

I end up with Ouri-kun quite a bit, too

I still need to have

a meeting with Ouri-kun

and variety shows are scary so scary.

So I guess you and Ouri-kun

were just close for the cameras.

I'm so sorry for shattering your dreams!

The best thing would be for us

to actually get along

But you know how I am. I haven't

opened up to the others very much.

I know I'm a jerk for swaying people's

hearts like some kind of con artist!

But There's nothing else

I can do about it!

Please just arrest me!

Throw me into the slammer

for fake friend crimes!

Punish me for not having

the courage to be myself!

I'm so moved!

You've been working this hard behind

the scenes to try to make us fans happy.

And

Your acting skills are so perfect

that we never have had any doubt!

You truly are amazing!

You're a master of showing us dreams!

Please be proud of that, Tamon-kun!

Whoops, I'll get back to work.

Tonight's dinner will be ginger pork!

Well, I'll see you later.

I guess I'll try out

a new recipe once I get home.

If it's good, maybe Tamon—

Whoa!

I-I'm so sorry. I wasn't watching

where I was going.

Oh, no. Are you all right?

Huh?

Are you hurt at all?

Ouri-kun?!

Please give me your heart, my princess.

Ouri Sakaguchi-kun.

With his clean-cut good looks

and his overflowing privilege,

he's considered F/ACE's prince.

Both of his parents

are famous entertainers,

and he's a thoroughbred who's been in ads

and TV shows since he was in grade school.

He also has a lot of older fans,

making him a popular member

who's right up there with Tamon-kun.

I-It's actually him!

Ouri-kun, please keep your hands

reserved just for Tamon-kun!

I'm so sorry!

I guess she must be a fan

Huh?

No way. Where's my homemade fan?

Did I forget it at Tamon-kun's place?!

He's not answering

What?! You're not done yet?!

Um, Fukuhara-sama

I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!

How careless!

Man, you seriously suck

at everything you do.

What if some crazy fan like me

just waltzed into your place?!

Yes, I am absolute trash.

Quit giving me excuses!

Man, you piss me off!

Just shut up and write already!

Yesh, sir!

Stalker Break In!

Hey, what's taking so long,

you damn slowpoke?!

I'm exhausted from the sh**t today,

but I was kind enough

to come check on you!

Do you understand that? Huh?!

I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry, kind Ouri-kun!

Finish it up in a minute!

Whut?

Wow, it sure is hot today!

Make sure you don't

work too hard, Tamon-kun.

Oh? We bumped into each other

earlier, didn't we?

Did you follow me here?

Oh, you must be looking for this.

This is such a lovely fan. So please

be careful not to drop it again!

Huh? Did it look like we were arguing?

We're together every day,

so we do get into little spats

now and then, right, Tamon-kun?

Huh? Uh, I

Oh, you! You're surprisingly

a little troublemaker sometimes, Ouri!

You little stinker.

I just get so worked up

when I'm with you, Tamon-kun.

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

You were smacking him.

With this fan that's meant

to worship Tamon-kun

You took it to his head

and went thwack! Thwack!

Unconditional love for Tamon Fukuhara

That is unforgivable Unbelievable!

I can't believe you

h-h-h-hit Tamon-kun.

Kinoshita-san, please calm down.

I'm totally fine.

What? You're not even my fan?

Hey!

That hurts! Lemme go!

Do not strike our god's sacred scalp!

Farewell!

Are you all right?!

Your scalp's already damaged

from all the bleaching! No more!

My skin's the one thing that's tough,

so I'm fine.

And

Ouri-kun is always like that,

so I'm used to it.

Don't get used to that!

I'm sorry. Oh

Our meeting about tomorrow

Ah.

You've got some nerve

throwing me out like that.

You've definitely caught my interest.

As if that'd ever happen, you dumbass!

Apologize, damn it!

I'm so sorry!

Why the hell are you apologizing?!

This is all my fault.

I'll get blacklisted and blackballed

for ruining tomorrow's sh**t!

In 30 years, my shady business will fail

and I'll make the news! Sorry in advance!

So what if you ruin the sh**t?

Don't forget that you're able to

influence a whole economy

So bad that it became a hit

Tamon Fukuhara

Standing Stiff Acrylic Stand

just by standing in place!

Hey, don't ignore me!

Who the hell are you?

I'm Gloomyha no.

I'm Fukuhara-san's housekeeper.

So you're just a housekeeper.

Heck, even fans don't walk around

with a fan like that.

I don't really need to guess.

You're one of those insane fans.

Sure am.

What's so good about this?

Shake

Quiver

He's completely different

from his public persona.

Even in this situation,

he's just some quivering loser.

Seriously it makes me sick

that a guy like this is our center.

What are you talking about?

Wherever Tamon-kun is standing

is literally the center of the world.

It doesn't matter if he's

sexy and wild or a loser.

Tamon's idea

Tamon-kun is Tamon-kun.

Earth's axis

Wherever Tamon-kun is standing

is the Earth's axis.

Day

Night

The North Pole is Gloomyhara-san.

The South Pole is Hottiehara-kun.

What are you even talking about?!

So you don't even care

about his personality?

There're always people like you.

The asskissers who just keep smiling

no matter who they're dealing with.

They don't even have a sliver of pride.

They're absolute pieces of sh*t.

What?!

Ta

"Tamon-kun is God!"

What?

Kinoshita-san isn't like that!

She doesn't care

if people think she's insane.

She's truly a kind and brave person

who can get mad for the sake of others.

She's nothing like

the people you're talking about!

Damn it, Ouri! How many times do

I have to tell you not to break things?!

What do we do about this door?!

Shut up! It's not my fault!

Have some bubble tea and calm down.

I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!

I'm awful at opening up my heart,

yet my home's door is so open

it doesn't exist anymore. I'm so sorry.

Tamon-kun,

please work

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Fukuhara: (Free talk)

Fukuhara: (Say whatever you'd like)

Fukuhara: (Poke fun at Ouri-kun)

Fukuhara: (Go with the flow)

Well, I'll be going now, but

Right. Thank you

for everything you did today.

Will you really be okay being alone with

someone that clearly is lacking calcium?

Well, it looks like Ouri-kun

is going home now, too.

Well, that's a relief.

Um, Kinoshita-san

Yes?

It's nothing.

Okay, see you.

I'll do my best at tomorrow's sh**t,

so please watch.

Yes! Of course!

I need to keep making

as much money as possible

for the sake of Tamon-kun's future, too!

Hey!

What is it?

Don't you dare tell a soul

about what you saw today.

If you're talking about your

true nature, I won't tell anyone.

What do you want?

What?

To ensure you'll keep your mouth shut.

I just told you that I won't tell anyone.

Well, I don't trust you.

You want me to make him do things for you?

He'll do whatever I tell him t—

Ow!

Insult Tamon-kun one more time,

and your life ends right now.

H-How the hell is she so strong?

Just please tell him

to live happy and healthy.

Also, since you're so worried

about your true nature

I couldn't care less

about people I dislike.

Not only will I not tell a soul,

I won't ever speak of you again.

So please don't worry.

Goodbye.

Summer vacation starts tomorrow,

but don't have too much fun out there!

Yes, ma'am!

Tamon-kun, I'm sure it's awful

to have an enemy so close by,

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is always at the center of our hearts.

Tamon-kun is the absolute center

#Tamon-kunIsAGod

but don't let it get you down.

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I wonder what it is.

Huh? You're sh**ting?

Why so out of the blue?

A new song? Heck yeah!

A ballad, huh?

It's so good.

But this is completely different

from our other songs.

This is a first for a lead song.

So it's a heartbreak song

So sad

We will be selecting a new center with this song

What?!

Huh?

But Tamon-kun's supposed to be

the permanent center of F/ACE.

"Center"

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Center.

A special position reserved for only

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Come at me with everything you've got.

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Wh-Wh-Wha

Wha

What do you mean?!

Gloomyhara-san!

I saw the commercial for your new show!

I firmly believe that

there's absolutely no reason

for them to have to

choose another center!

You guys were saying a bunch

of things like how it's a ballad

or it's different from

your usual up-tempo songs

But starting a project like this

just because of that

is just so incredibly rude

toward you, Tamon-kun!

P-Please calm down, Kinoshita-san.

Um Ouri-kun's been wanting to be

the center for quite some time now

So that's why we're doing this project.

What?!

Ouri-kun's both popular and talented,

so I think he's the right fit

for the center.

But

I can't imagine Tamon-kun

not being our center!

Heh.

That little

I don't have much confidence,

so I can't really blame anyone

if I'm not chosen

Whoa!

Your fans

We will be there to support you

no matter where you're singing from.

But You want to make everyone

in the world smile, don't you?

So you shouldn't be

giving up now, should you?!

H-Honestly

Yes?

The day this project was decided

Shake

Yes?

I was so frustrated that I cried

into my pillow until it was sopping wet!

I love you.

It's summer vacation.

And the world seems to be excited

for festivals, beach trips, or whatever

But that doesn't apply to us.

We all know that, right?

The special program to pick

a new center for F/ACE

The first episode airs tonight.

Is

this

thing

rigged?!

Is this thing rigged?

If Tamon-kun gets judged unfairly,

Huuuuh?

Huh?

Is this thing rigged?

Is

this

thing

rigged?!

I'm pretty sure I might arm myself

and attack their agency.

We're

not

going

to

let

you

get

away

with

this!

We're not going to

let you get away with this!

I have no idea what I might

be capable of I'm so scared.

Is this thing rigged?!

Is

this

thing

rigged?!

In order to make sure we are

able to calmly watch this show,

let's review exactly who F/ACE is.

The sexy & wild one

Member color: Red

First, we have the current center,

our beloved Tamon-kun.

Insanely hot standing up,

insanely hot sitting down.

He's literally just a god when he walks.

The relaxing one

Member color: Green

Next up, is the leader,

Keito Tachibana-kun.

He's the approachable one

you can imagine actually dating.

The angel

Member color: Yellow

What about Natsuki Ishibashi-kun?

He's the cunningly cute type of pro idol.

The cool one

Member color: Purple

Then what about Rintaro Kai-kun?

He seems really mature and mysterious.

The prince

Member color: Blue

And then we have the projected winner

of this race, Ouri Sakaguchi-kun.

His strengths are

how frail and sensitive he is.

He's voted the celebrity most likely to

get whooshed away by cherry blossoms.

Pretty sure they meant he'd go

rip out a cherry blossom tree.

There were definitely some Ouri fans

that didn't like that Tamon-kun's

been the permanent center.

Back then, Tamon-kun managed

to take first place in an upset

But everyone kept saying Ouri-kun

was a shoo-in at the beginning.

Hey, look!

It's starting!

Okay, girls. Let's focus!

Sharpen your vision!

Of course!

The title of the new song is "RAIN."

It takes the regrets a man feels when

he realizes the weight of what he's lost

and turns it into a lyrical melody

a ballad about heartbreak.

And for the first episode

We will be having a visual battle

where the theme is "heartache."

Heartache!!!

Who can best express

the sentimental feelings from the song?

Singing Expert

Dance Expert

We will be judging using a point system.

Our first one up is Ouri Sakaguchi.

Use this short script

to express the utmost heartache.

Are you ready?

Yes.

Don't go

Oh the heartache!

The rain drizzling down in the sunset

Dance Expert

Singing Expert

Producer

Cherry blossoms that

won't be seen again until next year.

The night wind brushing

against his cheek

The cicadas' cries being

absorbed into the rocks!

So this is the legendary happy meal

of sentimentality?

Well done.

Everyone stay calm.

I feel bad for Ouri-kun for saying this,

but this didn't go beyond my expectations.

The one who'll surpass our expectations

Yes, it's always Tamon-kun.

Tamon-kun's going to pull this off!

So that everyone in the world can smile!

Yeah!

You're right!

Don't go.

I gained notoriety and praise.

Don't go.

I'm insanely hot and an amazing dancer.

I could have any girl I want

Don't go!

So why don't I ever feel fulfilled?

The melancholy felt

by the most desired man.

This is not sadness

from something lost

But the thirst of a king who wants

it all because he wants for nothing.

Producer

Dance Expert

Singing Expert

This doesn't fit with the song at all

H-He's so cool!

If Ouri-kun is a fleeting flower,

then Tamon-kun is a diamond

that won't shatter for eternity!

I know, right?

That needs to be in the textbooks!

Instant crying!!

Exactly why are they

choosing another center?

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On that day, the followers of the

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Tamon-kun's life completely

lacked the concept of heartbreak.

Tamon-kun, great job today!

Y-You, too

But man

Even I didn't think you were

that much of a failure

Only four battles remain.

Looks like I've got it in the bag.

I wonder what kind of look

that housekeeper girl has

on her face right about now.

Hopefully, she's not sick of you.

Well, see you tomorrow!

It's over.

I can't even fall in love with someone,

so how am I even supposed to imagine

what heartbreak feels like?!

The room turned into a field of mushrooms.

The harder I try, the more

I turn into Hottiehara.

That's how I got by all this time,

and everyone's been happy with that.

This incident made me realize my limit.

In the end, that's all I can do.

Gloomyhara-san

Gloomy, gloom.

Wait, what was that?! A mammoth?

Um Gloomyhara-san, what's this sound?

Hey!

Oh, a gorilla.

Stop making this whole area so damn musty!

Now this crap's growing in my room, too!

I'm so sorry!

You live upstairs?

Did you see that?

I showed how a center's meant to be!

Gloomyhara-san, I'm gonna

pick these mushrooms so I can vacuum.

Listen to me, damn it!

Well, the show just started, didn't it?

There are still plenty of chances

to turn this around.

We'll see about that.

All this one-trick idiot can do is

act like that gaudy host character!

The fact that he couldn't escape

the Hottiehara-kun character

is proof of just how hard

Gloomyhara-san's been working.

He's someone that can work hard.

Please don't call him an idiot.

Seriously, why?

All everyone ever talks about

is Tamon this, Tamon that!

This chick even knows what he's

really like, yet she stays by his side.

F/ACE's center is going to be

Sakaguchi-kun without a doubt!

He definitely inherited that

star DNA from his parents!

A winner

before you were born

Ouri-kun!

Look at me!

Hey, you!

If I become the center, come over to me!

Huh?

Uh huh

Na na na

Uh huh

I wonder what the world

would look like without you

When I look back,

you've always been by my side

Teaching me what "warmth"

and "happiness" feel like

A speedboat sails across the endless skies

An unwavering course,

a straight shot down the middle

An unbreakable red balloon

found nowhere else

Is this "fate"? Or just a "coincidence"?

Like a wilted flower coming back to life

A light that shines

Through the impossibly dark night

(Light of your soul)

I wanted to grasp it

(I love you so)

So I strived for it

Wanna keep going, wanna keep growing

Bringing our flowers and dreams

into full bloom