01x02 - The Clash

[bunniefuu]

When you were saying you missed me,
you really meant it, yeah? Yeah.

KNOCK AT DOOR

Who is that? HE SIGHS

Give me a minute.

KNOCK AT DOOR

I'm coming!

Bosco Champion?

No. No, you've got the wrong...

We're here from the KTS
debt collecting agency,

acting on behalf of the HMRC.

Unless you've got 30 grand, we're
here to recoup what you owe.

You can't be serious, man!

Unless you can pay us, we're here
to remove goods to the value.

You're... Get out! Just go!

Don't make this any
worse than it already is.

SHE LAUGHS Oh, my
gosh! This is mad!

Are you filming
me? SHE CHUCKLES

Hey, yo, delete that,
man! I said delete it!

MUSICAL INTRODUCTION PLAYS

We're here from the KTS
debt collecting agency.

Unless you've got 30 grand,
we're here to recoup...

Hey, yo, delete that! You
can't be serious, man!

I said delete it! Oh, my gosh!

ALARM BEEPS

Old Time Stylee by
Deemas J and Wrongtom

Woo!

Still handsome.

HUBBUB OF MARKET

And two of those
ones over there.

Wagwan? Yes, soldier!

All right, baby? Beat it!

HE CHUCKLES

Good afternoon,
beautiful people.

You're tuned in to
Champion Steady Radio.

This is Beres Champion

spinning your favourite reggae
tunes every day from 12 until two...

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First up, one from the
classic rhythm selection.

You know what it is.

Jah Jah Why? By
Floyd Seivright

CLATTERING Oh, for... sake!

Lord God, Aria, take your
head out of the oven!

Please! Things can't be that
bad, surely. Cooker's gone.

Let me take a look.

Oh!

I swear, if it's not one thing
with this place, it's another.

Well, aren't you lucky
that you've got me here...

♪ To fix it all for you? ♪

THEY CHUCKLE

I'm going to have to
go and talk to big boss

about getting a new one. You're
forgetting I'm here, Aria.

Every time something
happens in this place, it's,

"Big boss this, big boss that."

He co-owns the place. There's
nothing we can do about it.

Not for now, anyhow.

They're sending a car for me.
It's mad. Don't f*ck it up, then.

I'll see you and those
dimples tonight, yeah?

Maybe tomorrow cos I'm
about to be really busy.

All right. Well, I'm
sure you could fit me in

that busy, busy schedule
of yours, huh? Huh?

See you later. Yeah?

And we'll tell Bos,
yeah? Yeah, we'll see.

Can you come on? I need you to help me out
in the kitchen. Sorry, Mum. I'm not staying.

I just needed to check you
was all right before I...

Check if I'm all right?

You've got a shift to do and
this place is falling apart.

I said I was going
to the studio.

What you on about? I
literally said that yesterday.

Mark booked it for me.

Mum, this was so
exciting... Exciting?

So, instead of
supporting your family,

you're going to go
off and have fun? Fun?

This is an opportunity.

How can you help me if you're
mucking about in a studio?

My car's here. Thanks
for your support.

What do you mean,
"My car's here"?

All set, Ms Champion? Mm-hm.

Yeah, I spoke to your
building manager earlier.

Let's just say he's not interested
in taking promises as payments.

It's not good, is it? No,
Dawn, it's not good at all!

How has this happened?

This is going to sound
a lot worse than it is,

so please bear with me,

but you are presently bankrupt.

So, who's been watching my
money whilst I've been away?

Well, your dad's been keeping
an eye on your finances,

but you don't know
the cost of everything

he had to pay for
when you went into...

Look, at least
there's a way forward.

The label will get your single,
we'll get you out on tour,

and - boom, bam - everything
back to normal, Bos.

It's not as easy as that, man.

I can't just drop a new
single out of nowhere.

You used to deliver hits in
your sleep. What's changed, eh?

Listen, you better get
working on that single,

and make it a banger, yeah?

Cos we're all counting on you

cos there's a lot of people waiting
to get paid, Bosco, me included.

Oh, and listen, yeah?
One more thing...

HE BREATHES HEAVILY

WHITE NOISE BUILDS

This place is the business, V.

All the greats
have recorded here.

Now it's your turn.
This is insane.

Beautiful, isn't it?

It's all for you.

You should see some of the
studios Bosco records in. Yeah?

Well, today's not
about Bosco, OK?

OK. OK. Let's jump
straight in, shall we?

You know Laurent -

best sound engineer
this side of the river.

Laurent, are you ready? Always.

OK, great. Let's get
her set up in here, OK?

Erm, Mark, I've been thinking.

I just wanted to talk to
you about... about the song.

Erm, it's not...
It's not very me.

Erm, and I'm not really,
like, one of those, erm,

sexy kind of girls.

Don't overthink it, OK?

OK. OK, Laurent, you ready?

♪ Dancing in my underwear

♪ I just love it, I don't care

♪ When you're with
me and you stare

♪ It feels like
we're almost there

♪ Undress me with your
eyes But don't touch me

♪ I love when you watch me... ♪

She's just standing there
with her hands in her pockets.

Let her warm up and then
she'll be calm, man.

♪ Go the deepest
Just like her dreams

♪ When you sleep
all day before... ♪

PHONE VIBRATES

We're from the KTS
debt collecting agency.

sh*t!

Is that Bosco? It's Bosco.
Bailiffs at his gaff.

Get out! Just go!
Hey, yo, delete that!

♪ So alive

♪ Dancing in my underwear

♪ I just love it, I don't care

♪ When you're with me... ♪

BACKING TRACK CONTINUES PLAYING

I'm sorry, but these
lyrics just aren't me.

I'll try again in a
second, but I just can't...

Hey, hey, hey, don't worry.
You're doing great, all right?

All the ingredients are
there. Just... I don't know.

Just try and go with it a bit more.
But, Mark, the thing is, I just...

Listen, V, if we can
get this out this week,

then we're eligible for
New Music Friday, OK?

Then we sh**t the video.

By that point, everyone's
going to know who you are.

Yeah, but, Mark,
this is fake, OK?

And most artists, they blow
because what they're singing about,

or rapping about, feels real.

Listen, Vita, we all have to put on
a bit of a mask in this industry,

compromise a little.

You're just going
to have to trust me.

All right, let's...
let's have a break.

PHONE RINGS She's just got
to try a bit more, man.

All right, I've
got to take this.

Yo. No, I'm at the studio.

How's it going,
mate? Not well.

All right! Mm! That good?

Yo! But make sure you
don't eat too much, though.

Please! You can't even
afford to look at me.

What you saying, babe?

Hey. And how is my
favourite barber?

You all right, Honey?

You know the work I put in
to get into that studio.

And not only does she come in and
take my whole thing away from me,

she acted like it was
making her sad to do it.

SHE SCOFFS

Look, it's cool if
you're not at a place

where you can be happy for her

or whatever, but...

..you need to let go of this.

I can't go back
to Lorenzo's, Tay.

When I left, I told that man
to shove his mic up his mum.

TAYO CHUCKLES

Oh, he's forgiven
you before, Honey.

He'll forgive you again.

You're the best singer
that place has ever seen.

You feeling good
otherwise, though?

I know what'll make me
feel better. Honey...

..come on.

You know I'm seeing
someone. Hmm.

Yeah, but is she as good with
her hands as I am, though?

No comment. THEY LAUGH

Yo. You OK?

So, what, like, are you
used to harder bars, yeah?

Erm, yes.

Ah, sorry.

I didn't know I was talking
to the female Giggs. Right.

Listen, yeah? Mm-hm.

Basically, not only do
I write my own stuff,

but I write most
of Bosco's, too.

That don't leave this room.

Wait, you being for real?

I know.

Meant to be some global
superstar, Bosco Champion,

and he needs his little sister to
write most of his songs for him.

I mean, he's a performer.
OK, sure. Great.

But he ain't a lyricist.

What, you think he wrote a
song about the beauty and power

within black women? Please!

He must have really done
something to piss you off, innit?

I'm not sure I'm going to
make it, mate, to be honest.

I'm not even surprised he's
scared about his little comeback.

Hold on one second.
Hold on one sec.

He's a selfish prick

who relies on his little
sister to write his songs.

Yeah. His sister!

Songs that she doesn't even
get thanks or credit for. Yeah.

Ever since we were kids!

Sorry. No, that's cool.

I just swear that guy knows how
to rile me up like no-one else.

Look, all this talk about you
being your brother's barsman,

I ain't hearing
anything from you.

Forget what Mark
wants for a sec.

Why don't you...

..sing something that's yours?

Really? Really.

OK. Yeah? Yeah,
let me get into it.

Yeah, let me just clear
the space for you.

How's that? Yeah, it's nice.

Come on, Giggs. SHE CHUCKLES

♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, oh

♪ Dark skin with the braids on

♪ She found a beat
to her own song

♪ Ooh, girl, you're too cool

♪ Tell me where your shine from

♪ Cos I want to get mine on

♪ Ooh, ooh, looking like a ten... ♪
BEAT PLAYS

♪ It's the way you
walk in So confident

♪ It don't cost me to
pay you a compliment

♪ And I know that you deserve it

♪ Wherever we go,
I'm so comfortable

♪ It's like I'm by myself

♪ We sit in silence
That says it all

♪ This life

♪ Can't do it without you

♪ We're dancing alone
It's our own party

♪ We don't need nobody else... ♪

BACKING TRACK KICKS IN
♪ Oh, that's my girl

♪ Know she in it for a lifetime

♪ Holding me down

♪ That's my girl

♪ Loyal to the lifestyle

♪ Yeah, this is our world

♪ That's my girl

♪ Making that paper

♪ So if you don't know

♪ That's my girl, my girl

♪ My girl

♪ Mm-mm-mm. ♪

That's what I'm talking about.

DOOR OPENS

Sorry. I was just
playing about. You ready?

Did you write that? Erm, yeah.

I wrote it ages ago for me and Honey
to sing when we were, like, 15.

That's the single. It's perfect.

Huh? No, no.

I can sing something else.

Why would you sing anything
else? That track is golden!

Laurent, reload that. No, I'll
have to check with Honey first.

Hey, V, it's perfect.
Same again. Yes!

BOSCO SIGHS

Got to pack the rest
of my stuff, innit?

What, you've got to leave
this place, as well?

Yo, obviously, I'd say you
could come stay with me,

but it's just all a
bit close right now.

My brother's wife has just
moved in and... It's calm, bro.

Don't worry about it.

I've got to ask a
question, though.

I need to make this new track.

Well, boy, you better get on
the phone to V, then, innit?

All that chat, man...

I've got to make this track
and go back out on tour...

..all the old stuff, and
I'm going to need a DJ.

A tour?

You just got out of pen. You should
be going to see your daughter.

That's what you should be doing.

Bos, I want to...

I want to chat to you about a couple of things. I've
got to get my money back up, man. Don't you see this?

They took all my sh*t! I
just... I don't know, man.

Like, you know I would, but
I've got bookings and that now.

Yeah, yeah, man, we know.

It'll be like old
days, man. Come on!

You're really telling me you don't
miss it, bro? The freedom, the gyal.

Huh? Hmm?

Bro, you're moving
like a virgin.

What, you cuffed up or
something now? No, man.

You've got to apologise
to her, you know? To who?

Who do you think? To Vita.

Blud, what's it to you?!

Who's going to write
the single you need?

She's already writing
for herself, bro,

and that prick Bulla.
What, you forgot?

I don't need her.

BOSCO TUTS AND SIGHS
I'll do it myself, man.

Whoa, Giggs!

All this talk about
you being nervous,

but you're k*lling it.

I just never knew it
could feel so good, innit?

Well, it sounds as good
as it feels for you.

Who messaged you to change
your mood like that?

You got a man keeping
tabs on you or something?

No, no, it's nothing like that.

I'm going to head back
inside, yeah? Thanks.

♪ You sheltered me from harm

♪ Kept me warm

♪ Kept me warm

♪ You gave my life to me

♪ Set me free

♪ Set me free

♪ The finest years I ever knew

♪ Is all the years
I had with y... ♪

MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY

That's the last one.

Why? Are you sure you're sure?

I have never known a man with a
collection like yours, you know.

Yeah, well, Glenn, better take it
before I change my mind, you hear?

Me hear that.

Do I need to count it? No.
You know where me live.

GLENN CHUCKLES

Look after them, yeah?

My babies now. My
turn. My babies now.

Are you going to be good?

BOSCO TUTS AND SIGHS

Come on.

Shout me, yeah? Drive safe, bro.

Bosco, when you're ready, come down.
I've got something for you to eat.

HE SIGHS

OVERLAPPING VOICES

HE CHUCKLES I knew
you'd be back.

Hi, everyone.
FEEDBACK OVER MIC

My name's Honey, and
this song is about...

Get on with it! Shhh!

♪ I still believe in love... ♪
FEEDBACK OVER MIC

♪ Yeah, yes, I do

♪ Oh, even though it hurts... ♪

MIC STOPS WORKING
♪ Yes, I do... ♪

FEEDBACK OVER MIC

♪ I do... ♪

BACKING TRACK STOPS ♪ Oh,
I still believe in love

♪ Yes, I do I know the script

♪ When a heart break,
it don't break even

♪ But it's the rush that I love
Yeah, call itself humming... ♪

BACKING TRACK RESUMES

♪ It's a frenemy, it's my enemy

♪ Give me energy You
take a lot out of me

♪ It's my remedy and my disease

♪ Oh, I don't know
why they asking me

♪ Do you still believe in love?

♪ Yeah, yes, I do

♪ Oh, even though it hurts

♪ Yes, I do

♪ Oh, even when it's
tearing me apart

♪ It's like a work
of art Yes, I do

♪ Oh, I still believe in love

♪ Yes, I do... ♪ Are you done
with your warbling yet, love?

Bloody hell! Trying to
have a drink in peace!

LAUGHTER Shut up!

♪ I still believe in love

♪ Yes, I do. ♪

SMATTERING OF APPLAUSE,
FEEDBACK OVER MIC

Hey, still got it.

Well done. You were incredible.

Why are you here?

Shouldn't you be looking
after your broke brother?

I'm here to support you.

Wait, what? Support me?

Or watch me make a
prick out of myself?

Always finding the negative,
innit? f*ck off, Tayo!

f*ck off back to your new girl.

I don't need you to
look after me any more.

And take this little
snake with you.

What does she mean? About Bosco?

You don't know?

Yikes! Yeah, we need to talk.

We're from the KTM debt collecting
agency. Get out! Just go!

Yo, delete that, man!
Unless you've got 30 grand,

we're here to
recoup what you owe.

You can't be serious, man!

I said delete it! Get out!

KNOCK AT DOOR

Bosco?

You all right?

Look, I came home as
soon as I heard. I...

I didn't know. I've
been busy all day.

It's going to be
fine, you know. Is it?

They want me to do
a whole tour, man.

Look, I know you want to go,

but I think you should
tell them you can't.

I don't think you're
ready right now.

I don't think that's an option.

All right. Well,
we'll figure it out.

But remember what
I always tell you -

remember who you are.

This is only temporary.
We've been through worse.

We'll get through this.

So, why are you doing
all this to me, then?

Forget it.

DOOR CLOSES

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Vita! Vita!

Get up, man! Vita!

PHONE VIBRATES

Vita, you're going
to f*cking love me.

Bulla's got a very
important show tonight,

and you are going to
jump onstage with him.

It's all sorted. Hit me back.

Yo, people!

You know what time it is
tonight? The big Bulla show.

We've got a special
guest, as well.

We've got Vita Champion on the
show, Bosco's little sister.

He ain't going to be
too happy about that.

Bosco, if you're a bad boy,
then come do something.

Make sure you're there. Pow!

SIZZLING Flip's
sake, man! Come on!

Dumb thing's not
working! Come on!

Mm! What we having, Chef?

What's up?

Nothing. Well, that's
not true, is it?

Talk to me.

I've been asked to
perform tonight.

That's great, isn't it? Is it?

I just feel like it's another
way for me to piss people off.

Honey's not going to like it.

Bosco's definitely not going to
like it. No, no, no, stop it.

Stop thinking about whether or
not other people will like it.

Do you like it?

Well, obviously,
I'm kind of nervous,

but it's kind of cool, too.

Well, there you go, then. So, what, you want me and
your mum to come and see you? Yeah, no, thank you.

Are you sure? I mean, man's
not really a singer and that,

but, you know, man can drizzle one
or two backing vocals on there.

You get me? Yeah, no, thank you.

♪ I believe in you, I be... ♪

You see the finger there?
♪ I believe in your... ♪

You don't know them tune there!

THEY LAUGH

Enjoy it, Vita. Show
them what you've got.

You hear me? You hear me?

Yes. Bring it. Come!

HE LAUGHS

And this is the kitchen.

Oh! What does the
wife like cooking?

They BOTH cook - the
wife AND the husband.

Oh, wow!

So, Mummy's been teaching
you about feminism?

SHE LAUGHS

I have no idea.

Well, I have an idea, Milan. Mm?

Why don't you go upstairs

and try your new uniform
on and show Daddy?

Hmm? Yeah. Yeah?

See you!

So, when's her first day
at this new school, then?

Not next Monday, but
the Monday after, Bos.

I told you last week.

You need to remember these
things without me reminding you.

She needs you to show
up. I know. I know.

Look, if you need to borrow
any money... No, man.

Don't worry. I'm sorting it.

A tour. You're joking! When?

End of next week.

SHE LAUGHS

Oh, it's always about you, Bos.

It's no wonder Vita's
doing her own thing.

Oh, she can do her little
music ting if she wants.

"Little music ting"?

Performing with Bulla doesn't look
very little from where I'm standing.

Mark told me tonight's show
sold out in ten minutes.

What show?

Oh, what, you didn't know?

No.

Here!

Look at Daddy's big girl!

Daddy's got to go, yeah?

See you later,
darling. Love you.

SHE SIGHS

Work that, work. Ah,
no more surprises, boy.

Work, work. Work?
You wanna work?

Buju, Beres, Bounty k*ller...

My boy, me DJ for the whole of
them. So why you coming by Beres?

My pupa said, "Come to
England, come meet my man."

You bring face on England,
fe make Mark realise

they a small fish in our
big pond. DOOR CLOSES

Wha ya chat about, small
fish in a big pond?

HE TUTS Go on with that, man.

Whoa.

Wha? Wha happen?

Can't you see the
domino we all play?

HE SIGHS

HE MUTTERS

So to what do I
owe the pleasure?

Business or personal?
Business, Beres.

So how me restaurant doing?

Our restaurant.

Now Bosco outta jail,
the till must be full.

I need money for a new cooker.

How are me gonna
get that for 'em?

What, you think the
radio station run free?

Bare bills me meet
every morning.

So, between us, we've got, what, a
restaurant we can't afford to run,

and your vanity radio station?

So sell the station, then,
innit. What you mean?

Well, hold on there. Look,
man, look, what we need fe do

is get them kids back together.

Them in an argument
- bad for business.

"Bad for business"? That's our kids
you're talking about, you know.

Look, just leave Bosco to me.

Vita a good girl, man.
She'll fall in line.

Whatever.

Gone with me spliff.

HE CHUCKLES

What's this? It's a contract.

What am I looking at? Our
new enterprise, Bosco.

I've been moving some
money this way and that,

paying off your debts.

But also, me make some
movements with the record label.

Towards our thing.

Champion Crown is me
and you, you know.

Father and son.

My father always said, "We
should be our own master.

"Run our own things."

And now we can.

We own label. A family thing.

Look, man, you give your
label the single them want,

the two them want.

Then, after that, you
let them go. You're free.

It's your time for it,
call it what you want.

And I feel it time fe
take over. You see me?

Equal partners, 50-50 weighting.

Our thing?

Champion thing, you don't know.

THEY CHUCKLE

You haven't signed
anything, have you?

Hey, trust me. We got
something big here, you know?

Mm.

Hey, you know what?

Apart from my dad and Milan...

..the only person I
trust, man, is brother.

So you still coming
touring, man, though?

Ah, Bos...

..I-I'm going to be
there, innit. All right!

But - BUT - no, only if you
sort things out with Vita first.

BOSCO SUCKS HIS TEETH Bruv!

Life would just be easier
if you two chat, man.

Chat about what? Bulla?

You know she's performing
with him tonight, innit?

All right, well, let's go
show our support, innit.

SHE WHISPERS TO HERSELF

You can do this.

BRAKES SQUEAK

Right. Show 'em what you got.

MUSIC PLAYS

Thanks for coming down.
Nice to see you again.

Catch you after the
show, yeah? All right.

Ready, V?

You sure I can do this?

Vita, how many times
can I tell you this?

Got nothing to worry about.

Look at it this way.

After you've done this,

everything is going to feel
like a breeze afterwards.

Yeah?

Nice one.

There you go, V.

This is a massive opportunity,
V. Don't waste it.

Switch by Bxggz

There she is. Yeah.

Right, look, don't be
so aggy, yeah? Chill.

Like, you're here to
apologise. All right?

Nah, for reals. Just relax
shoulders a bit. Smile. All right?

Right, yeah.

Hey. Hey.

You good, yeah?

Think so. Thanks for coming.

Vita. Vita!

Sorry to interrupt, but you're on
in two. We need to get you ready.

How you doing? You all right?
You all right, mate? Yeah.

Catch you after the show, yeah?

Chat after, sis.

Good luck, yeah?

So we're gonna put
you over by Bulla.

All right? Let's get in the zone.
Yeah? Take some deep breaths.

Now, someone's going to
bring you a microphone...

PHONE BEEPS ..and an
earpiece, all right?

I'll be back in a second.

So you ready, yeah?

Knew you couldn't resist,
you know. HE CHUCKLES

Your brother's
going to be pissed!

Let's just do this, man.

Chosen a stage name yet?

I like Vita, you know.

I'm going by Vita Champion.

Yo. I don't know why
you lot are so pressed

about this Champion name,
you know. It don't mean sh*t.

♪ Champion to the world... ♪
HE LAUGHS

Yo, no-one cares
about all of that.

Your brother's a lickle b*tch
and you're singing on my tune.

I don't know what world you lot
think... Who you talking to?

I'm talking to you. OK, Vita,
are you ready? Look at me.

Time to give the world
a new Champion, OK?

Nah, not with this guy
running off his mouth.

Hey, whoa, wait.
What have you said?

Oh, hey, hey, hey. We don't
have time for whatever this is.

No, I'm not doing this.
No way. Excuse me.

Oi, Vita! Champion to the world!

Time Of Our Lives by Rankz

Excuse me. Ain't you going on?

What happened to your big
break? I'll tell you later.

AIR HORNS It's Bulla!

CHEERING

Boom town in the building.

Bulla! Huh?

♪ Yo, I throw like
the chosen one

♪ Before any of the mandem were
on the roadside holding g*ns

♪ In school, terrorising... ♪

Hold on, hold on. Yo, cut
the music. Cut the music.

Is that THE Champion
I see before me?

CROWD JEERS Bosco himself?

Now I wonder why Bosco
Champion would come to my show?

Is it cos he's a fan? LAUGHTER

Is it because I've got my man's
lickle sister on a pair of...

Don't watch that. Don't
watch that. Trust me.

Maybe it's cos this lickle
yout wanna clash me.

Get up stage,
blud. CROWD WHOOPS

Come through, fam.

Chill, chill. Bro!

Yeah? Yeah. All right, then.

You ready, blud? Are you ready,
blud? Shut your mouth, man.

People, I'm feeling
kind of generous today.

I'm going to play
this bredder's tune.

And I'm gonna spin
him on that as well.

LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

Yeah!

Huh?

Champion to the world, huh?

Gucci hiding away?

You don't wear no Gucci, blud.

Yo, yo.

♪ Look, Champion to the world?

♪ Shout out to my manager, Mark

♪ My man's been up in your girl

♪ My man's been up in your BMs

♪ This guy's not in my
lane I can't see him

♪ And told me why
When you got locked

♪ I didn't hear nobody
screaming Free him

♪ You don't get no love
in these streets, boy

♪ You don't make no peace, boy

♪ You're not a bad boy

♪ You ain't never
held no heat, boy

♪ Come around me, boy

♪ You'll see five
when we free, boys

♪ Call it a pussio Eat, boy

♪ Me and bro-bro
shoulda feast, boy

♪ So what have you done?

♪ Came onstage and got spun bit
of rough with a line of deets, boy

♪ Shout man for the block

♪ And get food to your
door like Uber Eats, boy

♪ Huh? Champion to your girl

♪ You're not a Champion to yours

♪ I don't play about cheese,
bro Bring out the bap-bap-bap

♪ Leave man on the
floor Whoosh! ♪

CHEERING

Let me spin this geezer
properly. You want this, fam?

You're not bad cos you
rap to my beat, you know.

You're not rough.
You rap to my thing.

♪ Shut up! You're
just a jailhouse kid

♪ Why you still rocking
that jailhouse chip?

♪ And why you still rocking
that jailhouse trim?

♪ You look p*ssy Is that
what the jailhouse did?

♪ Like the suspect turn victim

♪ You're never going to
be that guy I'm so sorry

♪ You were in jail for
possession of a shank

♪ But you ain't
gonna dip down nobody

♪ But I will m*rder a lot

♪ Go the morgue Go and
have a word with your pops

♪ If I hear welcome to
the Champion radio station

♪ I'm turning it off That's dead

♪ Champion to the
world? That's dead

♪ The tune where you pander
to girls? That's dead.

♪ How are you swinging
on man backstage?

♪ Next time you're going
to get one in your head

♪ You say badder I say badda

♪ You say lager I say laga

♪ But me in London
The crowd don't matter

♪ When I see man,
it's brrm-dakka

♪ When I see man,
it's brrm-katta

♪ Pin this card in
a window, shatter

♪ You not a bad boy
You're empty and all mazza

♪ You don't know about
going home all para

♪ Me just turned a
champion to a chump

♪ Bosco can't take
man for a punk

♪ I'm on court like Donald Trump

♪ And I run a man
down like Forrest Gump

♪ Yeah, I do it for the 01217 MC

♪ And I'll go right through one

♪ Hold on, do one

♪ You ain't never going to
be this cold, it's proven. ♪

MIC FEEDS BACK

Bulla! Bulla!

Boom town in the
building. Bulla!

Whose show is this?

You on it?

♪ About 0121 Man,
I'm from the London

♪ Suck your mum, do one

♪ One badder man with a true g*n

♪ What are you gonna
do When it's you, run?

♪ Gonna put your
friend in some silver

♪ It's like them put
you in a blue one

♪ Where the f*ck do
you come from though?

♪ You don't sound like
you come from Brum

♪ Some rudeboy Londoner

♪ I'm foundation You
need more under ya

♪ Well, it ain't going
to get us all clarity

♪ And I can never
be spun by a mumbler

♪ I got 16 bars Humbler

♪ And another 16
That's a bumboclaat

♪ 32 bars Put 20
MCs in a crumbler

♪ You ain't ever jumped outta
whips and had to run down pricks

♪ You ain't put something in backs
and see what comes outta ribs

♪ Come now, kids Bulla
red, Bulla B4, Bulla cake

♪ I'd give my man a death
that he couldn't fake

♪ This prick keeps
mentioning jail

♪ Because he was happy
when I got put away

♪ I had so much time
on my hands Rudeboy

♪ That I probably
coulda read a book a day

♪ You can carry on
thinking I'm street, my guy

♪ What you're gonna
see is Sugar Ray

♪ Yeah, the only one that come

♪ From a area where bodies
drop and b*ll*ts spray

♪ Ask my man if he
listened to me growing up

♪ And what could he say? ♪

AIR HORNS AND CHEERING

This ain't your show, Blud. Yo.

♪ Look, Champion on his chest

♪ Ain't seen him move
like a Champion yet

♪ The man never
got scrubs on deck

♪ So you better cover
that tat with the best

♪ Whoosh! Aim for
a Champion's neck

♪ Whee! Aim for
the fam and friends

♪ Whoosh! Put more
teeth in a thing

♪ Whee! Then start
banging again

♪ Banging and banging again

♪ You don't want Bulla
to get hands-on again

♪ You don't want Bulla
to get hands on a strap

♪ Blood spraying on the
walls like Banksy and them

♪ He ain't a bad boy Who's he?

♪ You don't know about packs
flying in from Pakistan

♪ Paying a blud in rupees

♪ Chat to your sister
She's a groupie

♪ In the studio, sitting on laps

♪ Business only when
she's singing on tracks

♪ You're here trying
to get back to the hits

♪ She's letting the whole
g*ng hit it from the back... ♪

That ain't true!
It's cool, it's cool.

♪ ..Or is it the industry?

♪ Either way, these dreams took
down my girl in these streets

♪ You know me, I
don't take bad up

♪ Lost your clout That's sad up

♪ I heard in jail that
you got slapped up

♪ Put you with a bad boy
and you got mash up, mad up

♪ You better know your role

♪ Why take the risk that I see?

♪ It's cos I'm armed with gold

♪ Spin here, blud?
No, you won't! ♪

♪ You sound bad, but are you?

♪ You ain't shot nobody
or shot no half goo

♪ You running in yard, need
mummy wrapped like Tutankhamun

♪ You? Half goo

♪ Stay in the car, goo

♪ No bite, just bark, goo

♪ When the mandem I'm
mashing boy give the bathroom

♪ You're a dickhead
You ain't no sickhead

♪ I used to send bare youts
like you to the shop, shithead

♪ Now man think they're
bad Even a-wicked

♪ If I catch Bulla in a ditch

♪ I put Bulla in a spliff

♪ Bulla, you ain't
no bully in this room

♪ Bulla's never held two
sticks from the clips

♪ I told my man, do research

♪ I put sound boys on T-shirts

♪ He talking about my sister

♪ So f*ck her too
I don't need her

♪ That's not my nephew
and not my niece

♪ One of them boy over
there gonna breed her... ♪

He don't mean that. ♪
Sorry Mum, sorry, Dad

♪ I've gotta
bodyslam nobody, man

♪ Yo, who the f*ck's Bulla?

♪ Dad was a crackhead
Mum was a hooker

♪ Bulla can't tell
me something I know

♪ Somebody tell me how
I'm meant to be shook up

♪ Big man, Bulla, man
Flick that like booger

♪ On this patch from a whoosher

♪ I got a six pack
on a cooker. ♪

Ra.

Champion! Champion!
Champion! Champion!

See that, cuz? Hold that.

Champion! Champion! Champion!
Champion! Champion! Champion!

Winners only.

Global superstar Bosco Champion,

and he needs his little sister to
write most of his songs for him.

What, you think he wrote a song

about the beauty and
power within black women?

At least Bulla's
not a selfish prick

who relies on his little
sister to write his songs.

Songs that she doesn't even
get thanks or credit for.

At least Bulla's
not a selfish prick

who relies on his little
sister to write his songs.

Songs that she doesn't even
get thanks or credit for.

SPEECH REWINDS AND DISTORTS

HEARTBEAT THUDS

CAMERAS CLICK

Yo, V. I didn't know
they was recording. V!

They set me up. Hey, hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

What? Get off me, man!

Can't believe this sh*t.

Hey, Vita!

Oh, domestics,
domestics, domestics.

Ah. Boy, am I glad to see you.

Today was just one thing after
another, honestly. Is that right?

Oh, you poor thing.
Yeah. Come here. Hmm?

Give me a kiss. Mm.

Turn around. No...
Hold on. My shoe.

Trust me, trust me.
Keep your eyes closed.

What are you doing? Back out fe
the door, come on. Oh, my God.

That's it. See it
there? All right? Mm-hm.

Now, you remember your
maths, yeah? Mm-hm.

OK, so 90 degrees
turn to the left. OK.

Oh, you remember! Good. Don't look
yet. Don't look. OK. Not looking.

OK, hold on, hold on.

Hurry up, now. Voila!

Now, now, it's not
new, but it works.

How did you afford
this? No mind that.

Open it.

Open what?

Oh, the oven. The oven.

THEY CHUCKLE

OVEN DOORS SQUEAK

Len... Aria.

Aria, look at me. Look at me.

So we've been together
for six years now, yeah?

CAR DOOR SLAMS We need
to talk about this!

And those have been the
best years of my life...

Don't chat with me ever
again in your life!

Lord have mercy! We'll
talk about this later.

Don't know how many
times I can say sorry!

For this, from the other day,

for doing anything you
don't want me to do.

Instead of always saying
sorry, why don't you just

flipping stop doing things
you have to be sorry for?

What does that even mean? Stop
this right now! Get in the house.

Don't know what explanation
you have for this,

but it'd better be a good one. Do
you want me to just sit in my room,

organising your life on my phone

and never leaving till
you say I'm allowed?

I've been doing that, Bos,
for a very long time! Yeah!

Look what happens when you
leave the yard, though.

Look what happens.

You're so dumb, bro.

You know you f*cked up,
right? You know that's not me.

I swear, I was just
talking to Laurent and...

Ain't gotta explain
nothing to me, Vita, yeah?

CAR DOOR SLAMS

Is what he told me true? Mum!

Quit trying to sit with
his girl, man. Vita?

I was in a studio and I
swear they were making me

sing a song that I hated, and I did
not know it was still recording.

When your dad
hears about this...

The Champion name is
everything to him!

I know what the Champion
name is, Mum, all right?

It was Mark - he was the one that
was trying to make me do the stuff.

You see how much trouble this
music business is causing?

It's enough now, Vita.

You don't want to work
for your brother any more?

Then you can take on some
more shifts at the restaurant.

I'm not going back to
the restaurant, Mum.

I'm not stopping my music
career before it's even started.

Really? You're
leaving my restaurant?

Well, you can leave my house,
too. What? You heard what I said.

Where am I going to go?

You're smart enough to chat your
brother's business behind his back,

then you're smart enough to
figure that one out for yourself.

Are you sure about this,
Aria? Out fe pickni!

RECORDING OF GIG PLAYS

..selfish prick who relies
on his little sister

to write his songs.

Bosco?

♪ Dark skin with the braids on

♪ She found a beat
to her own song

♪ Ooh, girl, you're too cool

♪ Tell me where your shine from

♪ Cos I want to get mine on

♪ Oh, that's my girl

♪ No, she in it for a lifetime

♪ Holding me down

♪ That's my girl

♪ Loyal to the lifestyle

♪ Yeah, this is our world

♪ That's my girl

♪ Making that paper

♪ So if you don't know

♪ That's my girl That's my girl

♪ That's my girl. ♪