01x11 - Kyûketsuki tte shitterukai?

[bunniefuu]

Wh...

Whoa! A bed!

Nice, right?

Wow...

Wow!

Wow!

What's with these?

There's something I realized working as a maid.

Money is so awesome...

So you're going to up the quality of the cuddle buddy

business to make it more profitable?

So yeah, time to find customers!

If I find someone who looks like they're super tired,

I should try talking to them, huh?

Is it okay talking to them out of the blue?

I don't want them to think I'm hitting on them...

She looks super tired...

What, do you want something from me?

Uh! Well, um...

I-I just thought you looked tired...

If you have some time, I was wondering

if you might want to chat for a bit...

That totally sounded like I'm hitting on her...

Sure.

Komori Housing Complex Council

Nazuna Nanakusa

Ko Yamori

That day we were accomplices under the apple tree

We tried stepping over the line

Immediate black out

Oops, you're angry...

Chased away to this unfortunate dimension

I can't believe I...

Someone like me...

Of all people, I couldn't...

Wait, no way

I blamed you

Got hold of a secret

The fig leaves go right and left

In a blink of an eye I wake up

But then I'm falling toward the sky

I don't know, I just can't stop

Just one more bite

Again, Fallin' fallin' down in a spiral, falling on a skyscraper

Fallin' fallin' two all alone, we don't even notice the curtain call

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, forever

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, I let myself go

And just like that

The wounds are being filled, yeah

Again, Fallin' fallin' down in a spiral, falling on a skyscraper

Fallin' fallin' two all alone, we don't even notice the curtain call

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, forever

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, I let myself go

And just like that

The wounds are being filled, yeah

No, uh, I'm sorry!

I really wasn't trying to hit on you or anything like that.

I have a proper reason!

Aw, that's too bad...

U-uh?

You had me all excited.

A young person like you, making a move on me.

Uh, I'm really sorry-

I've been so lonely lately, see.

Um, I'm soliciting customers for

a cuddle buddy business.

I've been looking around for people

who look sleep deprived.

Cuddle buddy?

Then it's THAT kind of proposal.

Why didn't you just say so?

N-no, no, no!

Ow!

It really isn't!

I just help out!

The one who does the cuddling is the owner, Naz-

A girl!

It isn't sketchy at all!

Okay, it's a little sketchy, but...

Huh, you help out?

So it's a part-time job?

Yes, pretty much.

"An employer shall not employ a person under

18 full years of age between 10 p.m. and 5 a.m."

The Labor Standards Law.

You understand what that means, right?

If I report that business to the proper authorities...

Just kidding!

Did I freak you out?

I don't make my decisions based on law.

I don't intend to turn you in,

nor do I have the right to do that.

You must have some special reason for it.

Learn from this and be more careful next time.

Thank you.

Hey, don't.

I'm just encouraging misconduct.

As for the cuddling, you'll have to find someone else.

When I sleep, I like to sleep alone.

I see...

Well, we have a massage option as well,

so if you ever change your mind...

Oh, that I'm interested in.

I walk all day because of work.

My legs get horribly puffy.

What do you do for work?

Honestly, I don't like talking about

my work with others...

Private Detective

ANKO UGUISU

A detective...

Detectives actually exist?!

I know what you want to say...

Do murders really happen in locked rooms and stuff?!

I figure Conan-kun takes care of that kind of stuff.

I generally investigate infidelity or

interpersonal issues and such.

Or look for missing people, I suppose.

Oh, but I shouldn't divulge that information.

So...

You, uh...

Ko Yamori.

Yamori-kun, are you often out and about this late?

Well, yes.

Have you ever heard of a person

named Akihito Akiyama?

Akihito Akiyama?

His close friends apparently call him by his nickname:

Akkun.

N-never heard of him.

Really?

Sorry.

It's nothing.

Sorry to have startled you.

I'll leave this for the bill.

You keep the change.

If you hear anything about Akkun, get in touch.

And hey, you might as well hit on me

properly next time, okay?

If you don't mind older women, that is.

What a weird lady.

You went to a cafe with some woman and came back?!

It just kind of happened.

Jeez, how does that just happen?!

That's it, I'm not doing anything until I get some booze!

I thought you might say that.

I actually went and bought these!

Yay! I wuv you, Ko-kun!

That was a bigger catch than I thought.

11th Night: Do You Know What a Vampire Is?

Ko!

Yo.

Hey.

How's it going these days?

Pretty fun.

What about you?

Anything out of the ordinary?

Out of the ordinary?

Hmm, I dunno...

Oh? I'm the last to arrive?

Good evening.

Good morning, Akira.

Yo.

Why the sudden summons?

There's a place I want to go.

Why the school?

What's there to do here, anyway?

You have to ask?

We're gonna sneak in and have fun, of course.

Don't suggest ill*gal trespassing like it's nothing!

I want to have fun with you two.

Because we're friends.

Hup!

There we go!

Come on, join me!

Let's celebrate adolescence!

Oh, very cool.

Akira, let's have some fun!

I may not look it,

but I'm considered a good student, you know.

Me too, me too.

What a coincidence, me too.

For starters, can you turn away for a sec?

I'm wearing a skirt.

These days, you never know.

Like how you suddenly stopped coming to school, Ko.

We just happened to stay in touch like this,

but if the timing didn't work out,

we may have never gotten to meet up again.

That would be a shame, you know?

I wanted to make a proper memory

of us three having fun together,

like we did back in the day.

That's awfully cheesy.

Really?

Hey, it's unlocked.

You know that urban legend of the

seven school mysteries?

What's this all of a sudden?

That's scary.

The school at night is perfect for spooky stories.

Let's see, the most famous one must be...

Girl's Restroom

Hanako-san haunting the toilets.

What should we do?

Uh, what should we do about what?

It's the girl's bathroom, huh?

Of course it is!

Didn't you think about that at all?

We can't go in, can we?

But Akira, we have to verify the truth

of the seven school mysteries!

Why?

Verifying the seven mysteries!

That's the embodiment of the adolescent experience!

We need to reclaim our adolescence!

Your idea of adolescence is a little weird, Mahiru-kun.

I know!

Anyway, we'll be waiting out here.

You go and summon Hanako-san on your own, Akira!

She didn't have to hit me.

Hanako-san, come out and play!

Sure, okay...

She jumped! She jumped!

She didn't have to hit me.

That was totally your bad, Mahiru-kun.

Music Room

Well, we didn't even have to come in.

The piano playing without anyone here...

...isn't happening.

Seven School Mysteries #2

The Piano That

Plays On Its Own

Seven School Mysteries #3

The Staircase That Sometimes Has

One Step Too Many or Too Few

Is it too many or too few?

Seven School Mysteries #4

The Anatomical Model That Starts Dancing

But it has no legs.

Seven School Mysteries #5

The Sound of a Ball Bouncing

In the Empty Gymnasium

They forgot to clean this up.

Seven School Mysteries #6

The Pool Where Something Pulls Your Foot Deeper

I mean, we can't even get in.

The Mirror That Doesn't Show Human Reflections

Seven School Mysteries #7

Reflection's normal.

The Ninomiya Kinjiro Statue That Walks on Its Own

Seven School Mysteries #8

We don't have a Ninokin statue!

Plus that's more than seven mysteries already!

Actually, there's one more legend

that's rumored to be true.

Anything goes now, doesn't it?

Do you know how a teacher at this school

went missing a long time ago?

I've heard about that.

Me too.

About ten years ago, wasn't it?

Teacher Missing:

Whereabouts Unknown

One Year Missing, Still No Clues

It was big news for a while.

I actually looked it up online and stuff.

Apparently, it's an unsolved mystery.

They say that sometimes,

that teacher appears in a classroom at night.

Why?

What?! That's all?!

Isn't that really scary?!

Scary and exciting?!

Isn't it cool that it's specific to our school?!

It just feels kind of contrived.

Yeah.

Come on!

You could say that about any seven mystery legend!

Well, the fact that it's half based in reality

makes it more dubious, I guess.

Jeez, don't say that!

We're already here.

Let's at least see it through to the end!

Yah!

Why are there students here at this hour?

You shouldn't be here.

The night is dangerous...

It's your fault for coming.

I was restraining myself.

Today was my last day...

but you...

I think I want the girl.

Akira!

Wh-what?!

No! What is this?!

What the hell, old man!

Get away from her!

Ko! You help too!

What? What is this?

I know this kind of thing...

Ko!

I know this kind of thing...

It's familiar somehow.

Ko!

It's familiar somehow.

It was supposed to end today.

Everything, today...

I've restrained myself for so, so long.

So why...

Why?

Why...

Why are there students here at this hour?!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Why are there students here at this hour?!

Ko!

Why...

Why is there a vampire here?

Akira!

You okay?!

Th...thanks...

Can you stand?

What's going on?

He's definitely a vampire.

Somehow, I can tell.

But something's different.

Vampires are all pretty and slick.

So why is this person so unkempt?

Why does he seem so distressed?

Who is he?

Why?

At this hour...

Hurry, get away...

Hurry, hurry...

B-before I lose it!

I was on a different trail, but I guess I hit the jackpot.

Really, rumors are quite curious.

You think it's smoke with no fire,

but turns out, it's not that wild after all.

No, that analogy isn't very clear.

Hey, there.

We meet again, Yamori-kun.

Why are you here?

From my perspective,

I'm curious to know why you're here, Yamori-kun.

Why? Why?

I didn't want to run into anyone!

I managed until today...

Blood!

I can't hold back anymore!

Do you have a problem with women who smoke?

Ms. Detective!

Go ahead.

There we go.

Okay...

You middle school kids there!

Do you know what a vampire is?

What's with this taste?!

Is it supposed to be this bad?!

Oh, I see.

That's a surprise.

My investigation didn't turn up any leads on you

so I suspected as much,

but hearing that, I'm sure of it now.

These past ten years since you became a vampire,

you've never once eaten properly.

But that's doesn't make sense.

He tried to suck Akira's blood just now.

Why?

But it makes perfect sense.

He restrained himself for ten loooong years,

and today was probably his breaking point.

It's your fault for appearing on the scene.

Then why didn't he drink any blood in the first place?

What was the point?

Yamori-kun, you should think a bit before you talk.

Why would anyone want to become a vampire?

Huh?

Isn't that right?

You didn't know, did you?

About vampires?

That they exist?

That's right, I was tricked!

It's okay, you must have had a rough time.

I know.

You poor man...

Has it been long since you've talked with anyone else?

I...

I couldn't believe I was a vampire for the longest time,

but then I'd find myself craving human blood!

Of course.

That's terrifying.

It's unforgivable, isn't it?

It is...

That woman tricked me.

But the fact that I fell in love with a woman like that...

How foolish could I have been?

I know.

That emotion alone carried you this far, huh?

Resisting the urge to suck blood...

I'm so glad I found you today.

What are you...

So here...

I'm going to...

...let you die as a human being.

Don't resist.

Don't let go!

Hold on tightly.

Remember the human you used to be!

You've had it so tough!

No one to praise you...

No one to recognize you...

I alone will praise and recognize you.

You can die as a human being.

Here comes morning.

Sleep well...

He's dead.

Is he-

He died just now.

The teacher who went missing ten years ago

died as a human being.

Though he was supposed

to die naturally today anyway.

My name is Anko Uguisu, private detective.

My job is to investigate cases from clients

and report back to them.

Looking for missing people isn't unusual.

The cause can be related to vampires...

Well, not that often, but it happens sometimes.

And as such, I inevitably need to know

ways to deal with vampires.

It's been pretty difficult.

Why did you k*ll him?!

First-

I don't know what his deal was,

but you said that vampire guy was

supposed to die today anyway, right?!

Ko...

Did you have to go and k*ll him yourself?!

There must have been ways-

Do you mean he should have lived life as a monster?

He struggled all this time

not even knowing what he had become.

You're going to disregard all that?

Yamori-kun, you know nothing about vampires.

I'm sorry, but I have no intention

of letting you achieve your idiotic dream.

You had better watch out.

You don't know it, but vampires come in all kinds.

Let me give you two my card, too.

If you ever question the situation you're in,

come find me.

I still know nothing about vampires.

The call of the night

Shine on me moonlight

Eye caught by blue light

The two-faced sides of neon lights

The call of the night

Take me away, midnight

Bloodshot red eyes

A lullaby for grownups

Loved the nights since I was a kid

I kinda hated going to bed at nine

It just felt like a waste somehow

I wanted to get to know you better

Hey hey

The early bird catches you know what

I wanna see deeper, deeper, deeper

Unravel in deep shades

From 12 o'clock to 2 o'clock

The first time I stepped over you

No, the first I mounted you was at fourteen, I think

Me, just an ignorant wannabe

Led by the hand, everything was new

Your physique and that scent

That dark skin that fits well with the quiet

I was drawn in, submissive to the beckoning

Then you gave me music

You showed me a woman's naked body

Sipped on booze I'd never had

Smoked my old man's butts

Flooded with don't do's

Smeared with shouldn't know's

Under the screen of darkness, coming to get us

You're always so capricious

The call of the night

Shine on me moonlight

Eye caught by blue light

The two-face sides of neon lights

The call of the night

Take me away, midnight

Bloodshot red eyes

A lullaby for grownups