01x04 - Wet Dream

[bunniefuu]

- [contemplative guitar music playing]

- [mirror squeaking]

[water running]

[gasps]

[man] Cynthia!

Cynthia!

- Present.

- [students laughing]

[sighs]

[Cindy] I guess you could say

I've been a little hormonal lately.

But that's normal.

Isn't it?

[slow, melodic guitar music playing]

The truth is, I finally feel like

everything is the way it should be.

Handball!

Don't mess with me! Clear as day!

That's a handball, period! Look!

Not fair.

That son of a g*n's a pig. There it is.

[Cindy] For instance, my boyfriend, Max

has been so attentive.

[music becomes lively]

On our one-month anniversary,

he brought me a rose.

So cute.

He brought her a flower.

[Cindy] And on our two-month anniversary,

he gave me two.

[woman] Let me guess.

He gave you three roses

for your three-month anniversary?

No, uh, actually,

we'll be celebrating that this week.

Doctor, according to my research,

I read that

for this type of skin problem,

those little contraception pills

Ha! Cynthia Garza!

My dear!

There's absolutely no way

you'll be taking contraceptives, my love.

Well, in any case, we won't be treating

your rash with contraceptives, Cindy.

You have a case

of nervous dermatitis, dear.

I'm going to give you an ointment,

and in a few days

we'll check in and see how you feel.

[chuckling]

[Caro] Cindy, my love,

are you having sexual relations?

Uh!

No, Mom, you don't have to worry.

Mom, no, I swear!

Okay, my love.

Just, come here.

Baby, I want to trust you,

but you have to try to understand

that you have to be

very cautious, Cynthia.

And?

So how will I know how long to wait?

I mean, how about after,

say, you finish high school?

Or when you finish post-grad.

After your first doctorate.

When you buy a house, my love.

Your first home

and you're a wife and all that.

There's so much ahead, my love.

Hey, mom?

- You and Daddy

- [quiet, contemplative music playing]

You waited until marriage, right?

Obviously!

[scoffs]

Cynthia, what's up

with your questions, huh?

- Get in the car, dear.

- [laughing]

CINDY LA REGIA: THE HIGH SCHOOL YEARS

You're something else.

You're scaring me Cynthia Garza!

[dog barking]

[music stops]

Hey, Cuz?

All good with your flour tortilla?

Babe, when you have dreams

You mean wet dreams?

- [sighs]

- [chuckles]

Do you have any with Irene?

Oh, no.

Your mind is trying to play tricks

on you and your tortilla.

[chuckling]

[Latin music ringtone on cell phone]

[ringing stops]

You and Irene okay?

Okay.

We're both screwed.

We'll each carry our own cross.

You really need to stop

hanging out with Tere.

You brat.

[upbeat music playing]

- Lu!

- God!

Mmm.

No, thanks.

You don't even know what I'm gonna ask.

You want advice on what to give Cindy

for your three-month monthiversary.

Y Yeah.

Let's see.

[music stops]

No.

- [Max] This one.

- [chuckling] No.

- And this?

- No.

[giggling] Let me see!

- No Lu, wait! Wait stop!

- Uh-uh. Shh. Wait. Hey.

Jeez. You good?

- You wanna listen now?

- Yeah.

Well, then chill.

Ummm.

You might have good intentions.

Mm-hm.

But

So the lighting sucks big time.

- And this

- [upbeat music playing]

Add a little zing, yeah?

Try harder.

I'm joking. [giggles]

Or maybe I'm not. [giggles]

Four point five isn't bad, you know?

Wait, what?

I got minus 16.

[music fades out]

Oh. Bren! Bren! Bren! Bren! Bren! Bren!

[Brenda] What?

I meant the reservation

for the restaurant.

For my third monthiversary.

Cindy, our midterm's coming up.

I know, I know, I know.

I promise I'll book this

and then we can study?

Hey,

how about going to the Revelation?

Revelation?

Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

Five star review!

Perhaps I could get you a reservation.

- No!

- But

you gotta promise me

you'll start studying now.

- [school bell ringing]

- [upbeat music playing]

[Brenda] You promise?

- [Cindy] Yes.

- [Brenda] All right.

So then, what about this answer?

[Cindy] Why are people obsessed

with telling me to wait

for when I'm ready?

Why can't I just do things when I want?

I mean, it's not like the DMV

gives you a freakin' card

that grants you permission

or a license to be

Sexually active

with your boyfriend, am I right?

Lu!

- Lu!

- You asking me for permission or what?

I feel like every time I mention Max

you withdraw. It's weird.

[music stops]

I just don't appreciate

being a third wheel.

What?

Lu, you know better than anyone

that Max is the third wheel.

- You know that!

- [chuckling]

It's not the same, though.

Don't worry about it, yeah?

You might be finding the one soon.

Oh, God.

Bye to the one.

Just give me the best.

Cyn, I'm not gonna fall for the first boy

that sweeps me off my feet.

Okay.

If you don't want the one,

how about you get yourself a for now?

Ah, that's unlikely.

My standards are insufferably high.

You know me. Bye.

Hey!

[upbeat music playing]

[chuckles]

CHANGE OF PLANS: DOUBLE DATE THIS FRIDAY.

[music stops]

Babe?

I have a confession for you.

Babe?

Babe, are you sleeping?

[quiet snoring]

So I've, never

c*m.

Ah!

What?

So you were awake then!

[gasps] Holy f*ck ba*ls, babe!

You've been wanting to f*ck your guy

and you've never experienced an orgasm?

Well, I know what it is.

Theoretically.

I just lack the experience personally.

So obviously, Max and I will work on it.

My mind is seriously blown.

But I love you.

[sighs]

[people chattering]

You all right? [chuckles]

I didn't sleep well.

Yeah, I was up studying all night too.

What, studying?

Grab one and pass them around.

You've got 90 minutes.

f*ck! The exam's right now!

[tense music playing]

- [music stops]

- Whatever, like,

the point is, Irene never understood

that I didn't just bail.

They made me.

[teacher chattering]

It's kind of a big deal

for your mom to kick you out of the house.

But what happened, if you don't mind?

Wait.

- Bro, hang on!

- What?

- I set my mom's boyfriend's car on fire.

- What?

- Shh!

- Angie!

[light, upbeat music playing]

[teacher] Try to contain it in the tray.

- That was it, nothing terrible.

- Nothing terrible.

- Yeah, so what?

- [teacher] Oh my God.

- It's not a big Oh, f*ck.

- [teacher] No, no!

- I mean, everything's fine.

- [hissing]

[both chuckle]

Like, it was an accident.

Well, they said it was an accident

because they didn't press charges.

- So yeah, it's fine.

- [people laughing]

Okay, well stop looking all judgy.

He deserved it, then.

Yeah.

- Yeah, to be honest, he did.

- [chuckles]

Okay.

[teacher] Contain it. Contain it Ohhh!

[girl] Sorry.

[music stops]

Would it be okay if I got another chance?

[Esteban sighs]

Well, look,

for you, I will make an exception.

Just because I know you are capable,

but you have to fully commit, Cynthia.

Yeah.

Have you ever thought

about getting any tutoring?

Hmm. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whatever it takes, yes.

Okay.

This stays between us, Cynthia. Okay?

[sighs] Yes.

Thank you.

Bye.

[light, pop music playing]

TUTORING ROOM 1

[singing in Spanish]

Have a seat.

- I was told you need some help in math.

- Yes.

- Yes. [chuckles]

- All right.

Well, show me what you got.

[music becomes more lively]

I have a boyfriend.

O Okay. [chuckling]

It's just, no, I, um

I'm not, you know, assuming that you've

been flirting or anything like that? You

- I mean you

- [chuckling]

Okay, okay. Don't worry about it.

Now it makes sense

why you hang out with Brenda.

Two trolls that found each other.

[music fades out]

[gasps faintly]

Ow!

Okay, uh-huh.

Okay, give me a sec.

- [girl] Mmm.

- I swear, I won't take long.

'Kay.

[both chuckle]

It's cute, no?

Cute?

What? Who are you,

and what did you do to my Angie?

No, I mean

I challenge you to coexist every day

with the it girls of San Pedro

and see if you don't end up

sounding like one after a while.

I'm sorry. I'm sure it's a pain.

Yeah, but honestly, they're great.

Even the biggest brat is a badass.

Deep down.

Mmm

Mm-hm. Whoa.

No f*cking way.

Are you wearing makeup? [chuckles]

I'm sorry.

I I just think you looked better before.

I love you, you know that?

[emotional Spanish pop music playing]

Angie?

Thank you?

"Thank you"?

I think I need a little time.

What if it's time to end things, Angie?

Yeah, I guess.

Angie?

I guess it's time, then.

[sniffling]

- [music continues]

- [sniffling]

Not all's completely lost, you know?

- Well, that's the thing, though.

- [music fades out]

I don't know.

I had an idea of what I felt, and now,

everything's warped.

You know?

[Tere] Mm-hm.

[quiet, upbeat music playing]

- [inhales deeply]

- [music stops]

[Tere] Mmm.

Uhhh

When I get confused, I talk to God.

It helps me find some clarity.

You You really believe,

but for real, no?

More than some in this town.

I know it's different.

I'm going to study theology,

and then my next plan

is to go to a convent.

So you really wanna be a nun, then?

Okay.

But that's in the future.

This won't change anything?

Nah. No.

[breathing deeply]

I'm, uh, you know, going to the bathroom.

[Max] I found someone

for our double date with Lu.

That's Bruno Montiel.

He was offered a scholarship

at the University of Chicago,

a Political Science major,

and he's really great at sports.

And the best part is, he already agreed.

Oh my God! Max! You're the best!

[forced chuckle]

[quiet, upbeat music playing]

[sighing]

Max told us you're going

for a degree in Political Science.

Yeah.

It's just a fraction of my plan

for the next 20 years.

I'll study at Northwestern,

and I plan to build

my political career here.

Is that plan yours or your family's?

Because your uncle's

a representative, right?

It really must be a relief

to have that big an advantage in your, uh,

twenty-year plan?

And? Entire families

get into politics sometimes.

It's tradition.

Christmas

is a freaking tradition, sweetie.

Should we all get an entree

or go straight to the main course?

- Main course.

- Main course.

[whispering] Necklace.

[gasps faintly]

[Max] Cyn?

Happy anniversary, baby.

[gasps faintly]

Want me to put it on?

Sure.

Be right back.

Uh, me too.

[flutters lips]

So, do you like soccer?

I actually prefer golf.

Huh.

Dude, what's wrong?

Nothing.

Come on, Cindy, you wanting to double date

on your anniversary is not normal, dude.

It's not Max.

It's me, he's not the one.

I don't know how to handle this.

[quiet, contemplative

guitar music playing]

I mean,

I don't want to be alone with him.

Hmm.

And I promised him we'd go to

his place after having dinner

with you guys.

[inhales deeply]

Cindy, you don't owe anything to anyone.

And if Max doesn't understand that,

that's his problem.

All right.

Here's the plan.

[lounge music playing]

[gasps] I'm sorry.

Don't worry.

[chuckles]

What are you doing here?

Well, I work here.

Really?

How do you think you got this reservation?

[chuckles faintly]

Is there a back door?

[sighs faintly]

Um, I'm so sorry.

- Yeah.

- [chuckles]

[Max] Where's Cindy?

Female emergency.

And the idiot?

He left, but,

he paid the entire check.

Thank you.

[chuckles]

So the door is that way.

I I mean, in case you have to go.

Not because

How am I gonna repay you?

Don't worry. This happens a lot.

I meant the exam. [chuckles]

I got a nine point five score.

That's great!

Well, look, if you wanna

pay it forward for real then,

recommend me.

I'm going to need

to tutor as much as possible

to pay for my move to Mexico City.

M Mexico City?

Yep.

Um, got accepted to UNAM.

[chuckles faintly]

Congratulations!

- Thanks.

- Yes.

Well, I think I

- Uh, are you sure?

- Yeah, it's time to go.

- Well

- Okay.

- good luck.

- Same. Thanks.

- See you later.

- Bye.

[dreamy lounge music playing]

[breathing deeply]

[passionate sigh]

[music becomes more lively]

- [passionate moaning]

- [electrical humming]

[quiet, upbeat music playing]

[passionate shuddering]

[music continues faintly on cell phone]

MAX WHERE ARE YOU?

WE NEED TO TALK.

[people chattering]

[singing in Spanish]

[chatter continues]

[music fades out]

[contemplative guitar music playing]

[music ends]