01x03 - The Great Chibi Mix-Up!

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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

Uh

Hello, Chibis!

I'm Phineas and this is Ferb.

And we can't wait to show you

some of our favorite Chibi adventures.

Plus, we'll be ending the show

with a best friend disco dance-off.

BFFs like Cricket and Remy,

Molly and Scratch,

Sprig and Anne, Penny and Dijonay,

and, of course, us.

Don't forget the funky Dr. D.

Oh. Hi, Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Who will you be dancing with?

I am so glad you asked

because it gives me the perfect transition

to introduce

the Best Friendinator.

This device creates the perfect pal.

PHINEAS: Is everyone all right?

Looks like we're all A-okay.

Phew. That means the disco dance-off

is still on.

Great! I can't wait to dance

next to my very best friend.

Scratch the Ghost!

And my bestie, Sprig the Frog.

And my best friend, Webby.

But those aren't their besties.

Uh, while Ferb and I try to figure out

what just happened,

let's watch

some Owl House Chibi Adventures.

(LOUD SLURPING)

(SHUSHES)

(HOOTING)

(GLASS SHATTERING)

(CRASHING)

(HOOTING)

Great work, Ferb.

I see the problem now.

This ray was programmed

to turn Chibis into best friends.

Not create best friends from scratch.

When that laser hit the Chibis,

it caused everyone to become mixed-up

about who their real bestie is.

Oops. Maybe I shouldn't have

skimped on the coding.

We better help the Chibis

remember their best friends

or the dance-off will be a disco of lies.

Dr. Doof, could we use your ray

to zap Chibis back

with their real besties?

Yeah, I think that's a no.

Maybe I shouldn't have

skimped on the wiring.

Wait! Maybe we just need

to jog everyone's memory.

Chibis,

since you're all confused,

let's watch some of your past adventures

to show you

who your real best friends are.

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

Hmm.

(ROARS)

(ROARS)

(SCREAMS)

(ROARS)

(VACUUM WHIRRING)

So, see, Molly,

you're actually best friends with Scratch.

The ghost and Molly McGee?

What kind of duo is that?

Now, Frog and Molly McGee,

that's a show.

I can't believe that didn't work.

And without the Best Friendinator ray,

I don't know how to fix this.

-LUZ: Maybe I can help.

-Luz.

I was flying overhead

and saw everything happen.

I'm guessing we're dealing with a classic

best friend mix-up situation.

It happens.

But if I draw the right combination

of glyph magic,

I should be able to bring all of our

Chibi best friends back together.

DOOFENSHMIRTZ:

Hey, that looks just like me.

You draw an eyeball here, a nose there.

No! It'll mess up the magic!

Did the spell work?

I remember now.

Scratch is my BFF.

Then, I guess

everything is back to normal.

Which is why

I have Gizmoduck's wheel for feet.

Wait, what?

I have Gizmoduck's wheel for feet!

Whoa! Whoa!

And I have Scratch's ghost body!

And Scratch, you have my legs.

(ALL PANICKING)

(LAUGHING)

Look at those freaks! Wait a second.

I'm a freak, too!

Was your spell supposed to do that?

I followed all the rules

I drew inside the lines

I never asked for anything

that wasn't mine

Being nice was my pastime

But I've been hurt for the last time

I never thought of myself as mean

I always thought I'd be the queen

And there's no in between

'Cause if I can't have that

Then I would be the leader of the dark

and the bad

Now there's a devil on my shoulder

where the angels used to be

And he's calling me the Queen of Mean

The Queen of Mean

All of my senses have left me defenseless

This darkness around me

is promising vengeance

The price that I'm willing

to pay is expensive

There's nothing to lose

when you're lonely and friendless

So my only interest

is showing this princess

That I am the queen

and my reign will be endless!

(SIGHS)

(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

(SCREAMS)

Hmm.

Hmm.

(SCREAMS)

Hmm.

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMING)

(CLAMORING)

My spell was supposed

to bring the Chibis together,

but when Dr. Doof changed my glyphs,

it literally combined them.

I just wish I knew how to fix this.

That stranger handed me a card

saying we should watch

Hamster and Gretel Chibi Adventures.

Hey!

(SIGHS)

(PANTING)

(SCREAMING)

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

(GROWLING)

Now I know why that stranger

wanted us to watch those.

They rewinded time to fix a problem!

You've totally lost me.

We need a Rewindinator.

Oh! Why didn't you say so?

And no skimping this time.

Sheesh, you turn everyone

into freaks one time,

and suddenly there's trust issues.

Come on down to Zombietown

and meet our hero, Zed

He wants to play football

and help the zombies get ahead

Then one day he meets Addison

She slaps him in the face

But soon they both discover

They're crushin' on each other

Zed proposes Addison

Come party with his friends

Meets her snooty parents

and plays human make pretend

But look out for Bucky

He's a bully with hot goss

Turns out there's Z-band hacking

to up Zed's football tackling

Bucky goes too far

The zombies zombie out

The crowd freaks out!

Buck's nearly chow!

Zed gets arrested!

Addison reveals

she's got secret white hair

The crowd freaks out!

Her parents pout!

The zombie kids all feel sad

But then everybody unites

Yay! Through the power of friendship

They get along, singing this song

No kiss, just hug!

But now there's another movie

Hey! Turns out Seabrook has werewolves

They're lookin' for the Moonstone

or else they will die

Zed's hit by a school bus

asking Addie to the prom

Then the werewolves' entrance

leads to anti-monster laws

So Zed runs for president

to try to make things better

But he zombies out again

So mean ol' Bucky gets the win

These werewolves think that

Addison's the leader of their pack

She gets a couple hair braids

Now she's got the werewolves' back

They protest at the power plant

to rescue the Moonstone

Their dance is super polished

But still the plant's demolished

The werewolves all get sick

The earth begins to crack

They find the stone!

They get recharged!

A boulder traps them!

Addison tells Zed

"You need to zombie out"

He moves the rock

Their lives are saved

They go to prom! There's a kiss!

But now there's another movie

Whoa! Turns out Seabrook has aliens

They need a map to point them to Utopia

Zed wants to get into college

Then he'll be with Addison

But aliens wreak havoc

Now the citizens are mad at them

The cheer off is approaching

so the aliens decide

"We can't just tell them why we're here

So let's pretend we came to cheer!"

The aliens investigate

the Moonstone for a clue

No map

They beam up to their spaceship

Addison gets beamed up, too

Oh, snap!

It turns out that her grandma

was an alien space scout

-Wait, what?

-But Addison is sour

'Cause she ain't got no powers

Addison zaps Zed

He zombies out again

Turns out she is an alien

The map's inside her

They jump start the ship

Get sad and say goodbye

Then change their mind

'Cause Seabrook was Utopia

this whole time!

(SIGHS) That was a mouthful.

Did I miss anything?

Oh, yeah, Eliza's a robot.

Now that we have all the parts we need,

let's build a Rewindinator.

It's done.

(ALL CHEERING)

We did it, Ferb!

Everyone's back to normal.

Yeah. I have so much respect

for ducks now.

Bingo bango!

(LAUGHING)

(SCRATCH BELCHING)

(SNEEZES)

(GROANS) Oh.

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Mom! Mom!

AUTOMATED VOICE: Three, two, one

(GROWLS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMING)

(GASPS)

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

(SNICKERING)

Huh?

And, now, the moment

we've all been waiting for.

The Chibi real best friend

disco dance-off.

(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)

Perry the Platypus.

You'll be my friend for the disco dance?

I guess I had a best friend

this whole time.

One that constantly thwarts my evil plans.

But beggars can't be choosers.

Let's get funky!

Wait. Is that Perry?

Nah, couldn't be.

That platypus is wearing a hat.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)