01x05 - Episode 5

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Bela!

Bela!

Bela!

Oh man…

Bring her here.

Come on.

Hello?

They abducted Bela to get revenge on me.

What?

Mintu called me.

They want 25 lakh rupees.

He said they'll k*ll her

if we involve the police.

I don't have the money.

Once Bela gets back home safely,

none of them will be spared.

There's no need for that.

Stay away from Bela.

Is she your girlfriend

just because you say so?

Fine, she's like a sister.

The main thing is to rescue her.

I'm going to Maachis to get her.

No, she's my sister. I'll go.

-With the police force--

-Don't do this, Baankey.

They warned us not to involve the police.

So I won't be wearing my uniform.

I'm warning you,

stay away from Bela. Got it?

Baankey, Shukla is backing Mintu up.

Only I know the Maachis layout.

We'll have to be very cautious.

It's possible the STF

is already stationed there.

There's a narrow lane behind

Jhilmil Beauty Parlor.

We'll be able to scope out the area.

I'll see you there.

Get in, you skank!

You two are pathetic!

You couldn't get even with him,

so you kidnapped his girlfriend?

Let's see how much he loves you, darling.

If he comes here and rubs

his nose on the ground at my feet…

And brings 25 lakh rupees!

…then we'll let you go.

If he tries to threaten us

with his AK-47…

Well, we manufacture g*ns and bombs.

-We'll blow you up.

-Don't touch me!

Then here's a kick! Hey, tie her up!

Grab her hands! Come on!

Tie her up tightly.

Kishor, I need about 12 men

to raid the city station.

We need g*ns and ammunition.

It's Mintu's base.

-Let's go, come on.

-What?

Come, sit.

Baankey, we know

that they have kidnapped Bela.

Sorry, but Mintu told us

that Shukla gave the orders.

We're mere police officers…

and he's the Minister

of Urban Development.

I tell you, hearing about it

made my blood boil.

I was ready to go there all by myself.

But then, my wife called and said,

"It's Karwa Chauth today.

So, don't k*ll anyone

or get yourself k*lled."

She minces no words

when she talks to me.

She's fasting for me.

That too, without water.

Listen, Kishor.

At least lend me your g*n?

My sister's been kidnapped, man.

There could be g*nf*re.

Just tell them that I stole the g*n

from the police station.

I'll get suspended for negligence.

You know my g*n was confiscated

when I got suspended.

What can I say?

It's Karwa Chauth today.

So, you're doing the right thing.

But it'll be Raksha Bandhan soon.

How will I face my sister then?

You have sisters too, right?

Here.

Don't sh**t anyone, alright?

Sure. I won't.

Thank you, buddy.

-Why are you calling me?

-You're headed the wrong way.

-Come towards the fast food corner.

-Alright, I'm coming.

-Walk faster.

-Wait, how do you know…

where I am?

Hey!

This is how I knew.

Why are you wearing your uniform?

I told you not to.

-So what? I'm a police officer.

-You're a f*cking idiot!

This is not a movie!

Marching down there

with your chest puffed out!

There are guards everywhere, Baankeylal.

-You told me to come down the narrow lane.

-Yes, but I checked. There's people there.

We'll have to hop from roof to roof.

Did you bring a g*n?

Hey!

Just give it to me.

-It was for me.

-This is not the time to be petty!

Hey!

Hey, listen!

Please untie my hands.

I need to use the toilet.

You're a cop.

You won't be able to fire the g*n.

It's not meant to be fired.

It's a police g*n.

Every b*llet is accounted for.

-What if we need to fire it?

-No, we can't, not even by mistake.

Unless it's for Bela.

I don't have to pee.

It's a ladies' problem, you see.

Don't worry, I'll just use this towel.

I'll go inside.

I'll give my life for your sister today.

She'll leave an offering

of flowers on my shrine.

You'll get a burial, not a shrine.

Some police officer

will k*ll you in an encounter

and bury you in the dirt somewhere.

I'm going to be the Chief Minister.

You'll realize my worth

when Rastogi salutes me.

Oh, f*ck off.

You might not believe in me,

but your sister does.

Then again, she's smarter than you.

-Look away.

-Yeah, alright.

Right now, she's under your spell,

but I'll make sure she breaks free of it.

She loves me.

She was the first one to say "I love you".

-Hurry up or I'll turn.

-Just a minute!

And you believed her?

She must have been joking.

She'll marry a guy of my choice,

not some rogue like you.

Alright then.

Marry her off to Ambani's son.

What are you doing?

Why aren't the noodles ready yet?

Because you want egg, cabbage, carrot,

peas, and everything else in your noodles!

-Brother, some chow mein for me as well.

-I can only make it for 16 people.

They kidnapped your sister.

At least show some anger.

I'm infuriated. Let's go.

Thank you.

If someone attacks you from the front,

hit them here. They'll be done for.

-What's this?

-It's a hex wrench.

If anyone attacks you from behind,

hold it against their back like a g*n.

-Okay.

-Okay? You're not going to fire anyway.

Hey! You--

-Hey.

-What?

How will we escape?

I haven't thought about that, Baankey.

We'll see if we get out alive.

Dixit is in position. Come on.

Finally, Ansari and Baankey's discussion

came to an end.

Although Bela never finished

her training…

today was her graduation day.

Get her!

Don't let her get away!

Bela, don't.

You want to leave, right?

Go. That's the way out.

Go.

If one were to ask these Maachis g*ons

scattered like matchsticks,

Bela did not need any saving.

-We need to rescue Bela!

-Baankey, hurry up!

There's g*nf*re all around us.

Listen, no matter what, don't sh**t.

The g*n is only for show.

Damn it! Here, keep your g*n.

Now see how Ansari's mind works.

Instead of using the staircase,

he chooses to jump down.

-Bela!

-Dixit?

-But his henchman was smart.

-What are you doing here?

-I came here with Ansari.

-He waited in the car.

Baankey is here too.

They've come to rescue you.

Where's Bela?

Where's Bela?

Hey!

-Should I go in there?

-Call Ansari.

-Dixit, is the car ready?

-Brother, Bela is already here.

-How did she get there?

-She walked out.

I saw her heading in the

opposite direction and called her over.

We're waiting in the car.

Come quickly.

-We're waiting in the lane.

-There was g*nf*re all around,

but Baankey had brought the g*n

only for show, not to sh**t.

Baankey, run!

Hey, stop him!

Let go! This is a police g*n.

You might get shot.

Get them!

-Dixit!

-Yes?

You want to escape or get caught?

Escape.

-Let go of the g*n! You'll get shot!

-You b*stard!

-Baankey!

-Let go!

Baankey, run! Bela got away!

You got your revenge!

Now run, you f*ck!

I didn't sh**t you, he did!

-I'll walk home.

-Bela, wait.

The car's ready.

They'll be here any minute.

"No firing the g*n even by mistake," huh?

-Let me take a look.

-I'm fine.

-Is the b*llet inside?

-It just grazed my arm.

-You got shot?

-If it was still inside,

I'd have returned it to Kishor.

What am I gonna tell him?

For a minute,

I thought you cared about me.

-You shot me on purpose.

-Quit whining. You'll be fine.

-Listen. No one laid a hand on you, right?

-Will you go back if I say yes?

Who are you to ask her that?

-Bela, are you okay?

-Yeah.

Okay.

Bela, no one laid a hand on you, right?

If anyone did anything

to you, just tell me!

None of them will be spared!

What'll you do? I shot Arunoday in the leg

because he kicked me.

Then I pushed Mintu down the stairs

because he pushed me.

I got my own revenge.

Learn something from your sister.

Shut up, or I'll worsen your wound!

Bela, Baankey, and Ansari

had completely destroyed Maachis.

So many bombs were blasted, that the noise

was bound to be heard by Shukla.

And all this happened

against Shukla's will.

When did this happen?

This morning. They called us

and said that they were your orders.

So, we didn't take any action against it.

We just went there for an inspection.

We heard g*nf*re as soon as we got there.

That's when we saw your enemy, Ansari.

So, I fired at him.

But the b*llet grazed his arm.

He has been injured.

We'll arrest him.

Who told you he's my enemy?

Sir, I saw it on the news.

They keep showing

the Pathaani Tola matter…

Abducting the sister…

Rastogi…

do one thing.

-Abduct his sister.

-Again?

-They'd have only just reached home.

-I'm talking about Mintu's sister.

I had told Mintu not to take any action.

But he said they were your orders.

Those b*stards!

Sorry, sir.

Sir, it'd be a bit of an over-reaction.

We can just let them go

with a warning this time.

Fine.

Arrest them, and don't give them

any food or water for a few days.

Sir, no proper report

has been drawn up yet.

How can we arrest them

without a warrant?

Rastogi, you don't always

need a warrant to do as I say!

Let's give a grand welcome

to Mr. Shukla's special guests!

-Hey, don't touch me!

-Come on, sit there!

-Why have you brought us here?

-Shut up!

-Take it easy.

-How will we pee or take a dump?

You need permission for that as well.

-You'll regret this, Kishor.

-Shut up!

I already spoke to Mr. Shukla.

It's tight enough, m*therf*cker!

Shut up!

Listen, Kishor. They abducted my sister.

I have to beat them up.

-Let me go inside.

-Are you sure?

They lied to me

about carrying out Mr. Shukla's orders.

He had instructed them

to not lay a finger on you or Ansari.

Well, I'll lay a finger on them now.

Give me an hour.

Will you sign this?

Don't make me sign this, man.

You're drunk, you bonehead!

Come out in half an hour!

We won't spare you once we're out of here!

Once Mr. Shukla bails us out,

we'll skin you alive!

You think I'm scared of him?

I'll break into his fortress

and rob him, understand?

This is for everything.

If you hear our plan,

it'll blow your minds.

We'll storm into his fortress

and teach him a lesson!

We'll storm into his fortress

and f*ck his a*s!

We'll steal his 600 crore rupees!

Ansari, JP and I will teach him a lesson.

Hello?

Where are you? Let's meet.

There's a problem.

Are you going to tell us what happened?

Baankey screwed up.

-I knew it.

-Before it even happened?

-What? What did you do?

-Man, I get talkative when I'm drunk.

-I may have blurted out our plan--

-May have?!

I mean… I don't really remember.

I think I said, "We'll storm

into Shukla's fortress and f*ck his a*s."

You say that a lot you know?

If he ever hears that,

he'll sew your mouth shut!

-"f*ck his a*s…"

-If they tell Shukla,

our plan will be ruined.

Are you sure you told them?

-I don't know that.

-You don't know.

-I see.

-I don't remember, buddy!

So, now I'm your buddy?

You remembered we're friends?

-Fine, I messed up.

-Wait! We'll think of something.

No. I need to go to court.

You think about it. I'll meet you

after I've finished my duty.

Baankey!

Why do I need to clean up your sh*t?!

You won't be able to clean up this sh*t.

Wait and see.

The moment we step outside,

we'll be caught.

No, I don't think so.

Whose horoscope are you checking?

-It is the horoscope of this larceny.

-What? Whose horoscope?

Whose horoscope?

-The robbery that you're going to do.

-What?

This horoscope is of the robbery

that you're going to do

on the 28th between 2:00 and 4:00 p.m.

Oh, man!

Is he getting 80 crores

for this comedic act?

-I don't want to do it.

-You're not helping anyway.

At least he's doing something.

This plan was supposed to be

an escape from alcohol for me.

But your friend…

He will be able to quit alcohol

during this planetary period.

Is this also written

in your larceny horoscope?

I don't know why, but talking to him

makes me feel like drinking more.

Stop.

Listen.

Look here.

Now, look there.

-What?

-Now, go.

And if I didn't wait

what would've happened?

You'd have fallen down with a thud!

Oh, shut up!

You couldn't foresee yourself getting shot

but you foresaw my fall? With a thud?

-A b*llet has velocity!

-Don't annoy--

JP, would you please sit down?

Triloki, use your superpower.

We have to find out

what Mintu and Arunoday know.

How should I disguise myself?

Triloki was a chameleon.

He went to court disguised as a lawyer.

Fresh orders from Mr. Shukla.

Mr. Shukla sent me.

I heard…

Baankey got drunk…

and beat you up.

Mr. Shukla said that he'd

help you get your revenge.

We will do it ourselves.

Not until you get out of here.

Then tell Mr. Shukla to bail us out.

What did Baankey tell you?

-Baankey!

-Sir! Don't hit us!

They're in the other cell.

Sorry.

He didn't hit you?

He took off his belt

and kept swinging it in the air.

He couldn't get us even once.

How dare you kidnap my sister,

you f*ck!

Are you out of your mind?

-How dare you--

-Hey!

-Have you lost it?!

-You…

He hit the wall and the ground.

You…

He went on blabbering.

We didn't understand anything.

He was sloshed.

He kept saying "Triloki".

Yes, he is…

a devotee of Lord Shiva.

When he's drunk,

he chants the name "Triloki".

Every Monday.

-Then?

-Then what? He fell unconscious.

Other officers came in and took him away.

Baankey!

Triloki will…

-Baankey! What are you doing?

-Triloki will…

-I beat up the rascals.

-Yeah, you thrashed them.

He said Baankey mentioned

"Triloki" several times.

I was petrified.

Ansari, stop doing that.

I've told you a hundred times.

-Stop doing what?

-Stop gossiping behind my back.

Who told you I make fun

of you behind your back?

When did I say you make fun of me?

-Baankey, come downstairs.

-You guys…

I heard you thrashed them.

You're a rascal.

Sir, Mintu has been calling repeatedly.

Talk to him.

Hey, Kishor!

Bring me some water!

Mintu Bhaiya, it's Mr. Asthana.

-Hello? Mr. Asthana.

-Yes, tell me.

Your messenger came to see us.

What messenger?

Mr. Shukla had sent some lawyer.

He said he was trying

to get us out of here.

But Mr. Shukla is the one

who got us arrested.

He's saying you sent some lawyer.

Tell him we'll bail them out

if he forgets about Ansari.

He says you will

have to forget about Ansari.

Only then will he help you.

I'll have to think about it, Mr. Asthana.

By the way, I have a

good relationship with the CM as well.

Wait a minute.

I respect Mr. Shukla.

That's why I haven't called the CM yet.

So, you have a good relationship

with the CM!

And yet, you're wasting

your time calling us?

Hang up and call the CM.

Mr. Asthana! Hello--

Now, even I want to see

who bails them out of this mess.

Brother, I'm telling you. Let's join hands

with the CM and destroy Shukla.

If you give me any more

pieces of advice, I will thrash you.

Get some water for Mintu Bhaiya, please!

On Shukla's assurance,

Shenoy had started work

at the other end

of the Pathaani Tola site.

Get down!

-What did you say?

-Get down!

Stop this work at once.

We have the municipality's approval.

Who are you?

We're from the CBI.

We've opened an investigation

into this land deal.

Officer!

Seal off the entire area!

The work won't stop unless

you get permission from the court.

It's the Chief Minister's order.

With instruction

from the District Magistrate.

So you're the one

who needs to get a court order.

That too, from the Supreme Court.

Only then will you be allowed

to enter this place.

-Officer!

-Yes, sir?

-Escort everyone out!

-Okay, sir!

What force will you use to kick us out?

The police are with Mr. Shukla.

We're here with the STF.

The police will get hurt

if they go up against them.

You're going against Mr. Shukla.

Officers like you are made to disappear.

They haven't seen an officer like me yet.

So, how will they make me disappear?

Stop bragging about yourself

and show us some proof.

Come on, let me show you some proof.

I'll show you proof.

You still think I'm bragging?

You need more proof?

Tell Shukla this a warning from the CM.

It could be his cheek

getting slapped next.

-Leave. Get lost!

-Go.

CONSTRUCTION PROHIBITED AT THIS SITE

Ansari, JP or Baankey were not meant

to be seen at the construction site.

So, Jhumpa went there to inspect it.

It looked like the CM

had finally taken the antibiotic.

Sir? How can I help you?

Where is Sushil Shenoy?

-What's the matter?

-IT Department.

Call the manager.

It's a raid!

Sir, please come down.

IT is raiding the place.

Get sir out of here.

Hurry up. There's a raid.

I'll handle them.

Yes, tell me.

The IT department has raided

all your properties.

All your accounts will be sealed.

What is this for?

We're investigating

the Pathaani Tola land deal.

-The land has been closed off.

-That land belongs to his uncle.

Then tell him his uncle

is here to see him.

Mind your language!

You're talking about

the owner of Shenoy Group!

Where is he?

In the hotel basement!

I'm hiding here like a mouse in a burrow!

Because of the spat between you

and the CM, my business, my reputation,

and my honor have been tarnished.

I can overthrow this government in a week.

I've been telling you for a long time.

-I need 600 crore rupees and five MLAs.

-You'll get 600 crore rupees.

You know, they've sealed

all my bank accounts!

And yet, you'll get your 600 crore rupees.

But, Shukla, if you don't

overthrow the government in a week,

consider me a foe, not a friend!

Because I will join forces with the CM.

Quit squawking, Mr. Shenoy.

You're talking through your hat.

The moment something goes wrong,

you lose your sanity.

He's arrived there with the court's order.

Come out of your burrow. I've sent

someone over with your anticipatory bail.

It's an anticipatory bail.

Mr. Shukla has sent me.

Sir, Mr. Shukla sent this.

My name is Shukla, a.k.a., Calculator.

I can destroy the CM just like that.

Since he wasn't getting in my way

until now, I let him remain the CM.

You send the money over

and then watch what I will do.

Putting a stop

to Shukla's construction work was like

tickling a sleeping lion

with its own tail.

He's shoved his hand in my burrow.

I'll have to retaliate.

Asthana, start buying his MLAs.

Now, instead of five,

we'll buy eight MLAs.

I'll put in the extra money.

Eight MLAs!

We'll need minimum

800 crore rupees for that.

It'll be a miracle if Shenoy even

manages to give us 500 crores.

I'll only take 500 crores from him.

I'll put in the rest of the money.

He's going through a hard time.

He's my friend.

Tell Madan Singh to increase security.

Turn the party office into a fort.

If a police officer enters the office,

either bury him or feed him to dogs.

I k*lled Pandit too soon.

This period is going to be very difficult.

Find me another mystical astrologer.

Asthana, all of this needs to be

done within the week.

I need a protective shield.

My knowledge isn't proving to be enough.

The times are proving to be tough on me.

Shukla wanted godly blessings

and a mystical astrologer.

Asthana himself had become a shield.

He kept a digital eye

on every corner of the party office.

-Pradeep Singh.

-Sachin Singh.

-Ajit Dubey.

-Chetan Malhotra.

Shukla… g*n… security?

He's increasing the security?

There was security

outside the CCTV room as well.

That's why Bishnu started to keep an eye

on Shukla by hiding from the cameras.

Mr. Shenoy, I don't really like

demanding money from you again and again.

Yes, please make it quick.

Shenoy not only came out of his burrow,

but also appeared on TV.

Here's what Sushil Shenoy

has officially said…

This land deal is completely legal

and stamped.

Until the inquiry is complete,

you cannot call it a scam.

Shukla was suffering from

a bad planetary period.

When a problem got solved,

another appeared.

I had sex within

the auspicious window of time.

He'd caught a venereal disease.

How did this happen?

Looks like Venus and the South Lunar Mode

in the sixth house caused this.

Your horoscope says you have

a genital-related ailment.

You have contracted

a urinary bladder disease.

Who's there?

How did you get in here

on Madan Singh's watch?