01x03 - Eid toh ek bahana hai

[bunniefuu]

Few Days Ago

[Man 1] Who is this? He has broken

my wind-shield with a TV?

[Dhaval] Hey, he will fix it.

-[Dhaval] Please fix the damage, buddy.

-Write wiper

-[Man 2] Have you written wiper?

-Yes, I have noted it down.

And that dent?

[Man 2] Where is the dent?

I'll note it.

Buddy!

Yes.

How many times will you call?

[Shweta] The number of times

you disconnect.

I apologised, baby.

Spit out your anger?

I am not angry. I am hurt.

Shwet, you know everything about me,

my principles My ambitions

And yet you did not tell me

about your family?

[Dhaval] How could you do this

to me Shwets?

How could I do this to you?

I haven't filled up an application

to be a part of this family.

I have been suffering

them since childhood.

-[Man 1] Should I add the money

for the basket? -Yes, add it.

[Shweta] But thank God, I was there,

or else, Madhu dada.

You have

no idea what he is capable of.

-So much?

-What else, buddy?

Hey, hold on! Hold on!

Hey, how can it be so much?

It's not much.

Keep this for now.

I'll give you the rest later.

I heard, he pressed your ba*ls?

Hey, you should

have quietly kept the money.

[Dhaval] Hello?

Listen, don't worry.

I will manage everything.

You, needn't be afraid.

[Dhaval] I am not scared of anyone,

okay?

I hate your family,

and every other person like them,

who are destroying this country.

-[Dhaval] See, I just can't stand

this coercion. -Baby, I

Okay? Bye.

[Footsteps]

This address?

It's in the adjacent building.

Thank you.

[Sighs]

Shweta did not go there to meet him.

They are in a live in relationship.

Live in, means?

I mean Without getting married

Rubbish!

You say anything.

She is my younger sister.

So?

Hey, everyone does it these days.

I was born at the wrong time.

How I wish?

Break it for me.

Hey, Riya.

What are these crosses and knots?

-What uncle, kiss and hug.

-Hug!

Which one?

The one in English or Hindi?

Uncle! Yuck!

[Raghav] My teacher also,

gives me cross and knots

in the class tests.

That is zero and wrong! Got it?

And why are you speaking

in the local slang?

[Madhu] Hey, only I can speak

in the local slang, here!

You must use respectable language.

-Me, you and we.

-Yes.

I'll say all that!

[Laughing]

Come on, eat.

These days, everyone is falling

in love in this house. Huh?

Hey, ask your uncle

who sent him the hugs and kisses?

What is it?

-Pintiya.

-Pintiya?

[Madhu] Does Pintiya

have no other work?

-Don't tease, dada.

-[Rama] Come on.

-That Sawant had called me.

-[Rama] Hmm. Come.

He said, his work is stuck.

Who is this new guy, Dhaval Jadhav?

[Abhay] Why is he creating obstacles

in our path for no reason?

Dada, do you know something?

You did not give me a g*n,

had you given me a g*n before,

I would have shot him.

[Madhu] Hey, sit down.

-[Rama] Shwe!

-[Abhay] Why what happened?

Mom, how do we sh**t?

Just as we play the tabla

and guitar Understood?

[Madhu] Don't ask useless questions.

Have you finished your breakfast?

No, go to school. Go!

-Come, come.

-[Madhu] Go quickly.

Come quickly.

Now, why are you taking that g*n?

Will you take it to the school.

Put it down.

[Rama] Come on.

Abhay? In front of the kids?

How many times

has Mai explained?

Did I say something wrong?

It's the family business,

the children will handle

it in the future.

[Abhay] Hey, Raghav,

what will you do after growing up?

[Raghav] I will sh**t!

He said it, not me.

You are eating my head!

Oh come on, dada!

Hey, Arjun!

They lose their temper

for no reason.

Forget it.

Doctor, engineer, IAS officer

Could you not find someone else?

Dhaval is an engineer.

Then why is he doing all this?

Really? What is he doing?

What do you think, brother?

I enjoy staying alone

in a PG without the family?

That means you stay alone?

Not in a live on?

Live in? Are you in a

No, right. Yes. Rama scared me?

Look, you are still young

See, if you feel like it,

then you can hold hands like this

Hug him.

There is a lot of time

for the other things.

Anyway, this boyfriend

of yours is a weak fellow.

I'll do one thing, I'll delete him,

and I'll get you a good

and handsome boyfriend,

like a Bollywood hero.

Only I cannot guarantee

whether he will have eleven fingers!

I promise you, brother,

if anyone harms Dhaval in any way,

I am going to jump off

this bloody terrace.

Shweta.

Buddy terrace?

Why does she want

a bigger terrace than this one?

Hey, you spoke to her?

What did she say?

Yes or no?

She loves him. She won't agree.

This love

is the root of all problems!

[ACP Dixit] How is he doing now,

doctor?

Last night, he suffered another fit?

Can I not spend

five minutes with him?

I am sorry.

You will have

to wait till all the tests are done.

You have to go now.

[Rustling of notes]

Fake!

Nonsense!

What's wrong, buddy?

We lost ten lakhs thanks to Yograj.

And to top it all these fake notes.

Nuisance!

The players play

The chairman benefits

Leave that and look at this brother.

-What is it?

-It is called a, pick up line.

Ladies, like all this these days.

The minute they hear it,

they exclaim, oh, my God!

They say,

the girls literally fall over you.

-Is it?

-Yeah.

I'll show you one

for sister-in-law, Maya.

Ahole, do you think

Maya is a pick-up?

She is my girlfriend.

[Door opens]

Bring it.

[Shweta] Bring it here.

Thank you.

[Shuts the door]

I had forbidden you.

I don't want anything

from your family.

I bought it with my own money.

Anyway, you bury your

head inside books,

I need something

to pass my time with?

So, what have you decided about us?

I think we should break up.

Madhu dada said, no more live on.

Live on?

Madhu dada said,

leave that dhapniya,

I'll get you Rithick.

Your mad Madhu dada

called me dhapniya.

There are many such names.

Double battery Soda glass

Binocular!

But Dhapniya is the cutest.

Fine.

Nothing will happen.

I know my brothers.

I have said it once,

now, no one will touch my Dhapniya,

except me.

[Chuckles]

[Anjali] Arjun,

Mangesh had come here again!

He abused and molested me.

It is not about money but

principles.

[Anjali] I was confused,

I smashed his head with a brick!

If he let's one go then he

will have to spare everyone.

He He won't spare me.

-[Anjali] He must be coming

after me. -Anjali.

Anjali, don't be scared.

Nothing will happen.

You don't say a word to anyone,

I will handle the rest.

Okay?

[Major] We can't do your work

Mr. Bagani.

Hey, brother, have I made a mistake?

If the money is less,

then I can increase the amount.

[Major] No building

will come up there.

Not now. Not ever!

Find some other land.

Uncle, there just two or three

dispensaries in Mangesh's area?

[Maya laughing]

-Hey, Maya.

-[Maya] Yeah.

You should on pile the sugar,

cause Cause your a,

is pretty sh*t!

[Clears throat]

No.

Did you just?

Did you use a pick up line on me?

-No. No, no, I am

-[Maya] I cannot believe that!

I am giving you a compliment.

Pintiya Pintiya send me this.

Pintiya told me

This is not a pick up,

it's a compliment, Maya.

-[Laughing]

-I am telling you the truth.

It was cute. It was cute.

-Isn't it?

-Yes.

I have quite a few.

Should I read them out?

-No, no, no.

-[Abhay] Hey, this one is brilliant.

Listen to this one.

-If I have a garden

-Yeah?

If I have a garden

I put your two lips,

and my two lip Together.

[Laughing]

Oh, my God!

[Both laughing]

And that was very naughty.

No tea at night, only alcohol!

[Both laughing]

-[Man 1] Hey, hold his hand.

-[Man2] Take it out.

-Hey, hold his hand.

-[Mangesh] Brother, please tell him.

-They are eating my head!

-[Man 1] Hey, tell him, man!

[Mangesh] Brother! Hey, brother!

[Man 2] Brother! You talk rubbish!

-[Man 2] If you talk rubbish again?

-[Mangesh] Dada!

-[Mangesh] Brother!

-[Man 3] You talk a lot.

-[Man 3] Hey, hold him. Hold him.

-[Mangesh] Hey!

I swear,

I will speak only with the Sardar.

I will not touch him,

I swear on mother.

Let me meet him once.

The minute the ACP sees you,

he will arrest you.

They have set up a tight security.

Dada.

[Sighs]

I am thinking of bringing Mai home.

If she stays with everyone,

then perhaps,

-she may emerge

from the coma sooner. -True.

Tell me,

when do you want to bring her?

Tomorrow.

Fine.

[Clinking of ice cubes]

And we will organise a party at home

the day after tomorrow.

What?

We will have a feast

with all the g*ng leaders.

Sounds good.

When we t*rture eight

or nine of them together,

we will find out who breaks first.

Hey, Tony.

I told you to pick up Mangesh

from doctor Shukla's clinic?

You should have allowed him

to get the stitches.

We will have to go there

for his routine check up.

-[Man 1] Stop talking rubbish!

-[Mangesh] Ah!

[Screaming]

[Madhu] Hey, Mangesh!

Why are you shouting?

Loser!

-[Mangesh] Dada, tell him to stop.

-[Man 1] Hey, stop talking!

[Man 1] Okay, okay, we won't do it.

Hey, don't do it! Don't do it!

This What is this?

This is hen's blood.

Hen's blood? But why?

-Leopard!

-Yeah?

[Roaring sound]

-[Major] Leopard.

-Huh?

He can smell blood

from a distance of seven miles.

This forest spreads

over forty miles.

And there

are about thirty five leopards here.

-It runs at a speed of

-Sixty kilometres per hour.

A little less than me.

Now, you make the calculations,

and see how much time you have?

[Crying]

Brother. Dada.

Hey, we have known each other

since we were kids.

Let me go. I made a mistake.

I made a mistake.

Anjali

I will treat Anjali

as a sister from today.

I waive off all her debt.

I swear, I'll waive off all her debt.

It is not about money

But about principles.

If I let one go

Then, I'll have to spare everyone.

Be positive.

Hey, I am not telling you.

-A hen's blood!

-No, no, no!

Don't do it! Don't do it! Hey, no!

No! Hey! No! Ah!

Please, let me go.

-Let me go!

-Yeah!

[Mangesh] Hey, no! Hey, let me go!

Let me go! Ah!

No!

[Screaming]

[Mangesh] Release me. Let me go!

Nice bike.

Isn't it?

It is like a baby elephant.

140 hp 91 torkit.

You mean torque. Right?

-Yes, that.

-[Laughing]

Look at this. Come here.

[Abhay] This

This is Pintiya and my spot.

[Deep Breathes]

I

Whenever I want some peace,

we come and sit here.

This is our forest.

And I am the king.

Oh, I forgot to get the dope.

Fk!

You also take cocaine?

Sometimes.

Strong!

[Abhay] Look at that.

That place, is Hotel Dambarwadi.

They serve delicious egg curry.

I'm telling you

-And. look at that. That is

-Huh?

That is the Salim Surma house.

His paya soup,

is the best.

I alone can drink

five bowls at a go.

You own them too.

No.

I am not the mega king,

I am only the king of Aarey.

Listen

What does Aai zavali mean?

-What?

-Next time.

-No, you have to tell me, please.

-Next time.

-Please, please. You have to tell me?

-No.

You have to tell me.

[Laughing]

Aai zauli

The meaning

of Aai zauli is wrong.

[Clicks the tongue]

But the feeling

is right.

-Okay.

-It is a multi-purpose line.

-Huh?

-How?

-When you feel sad?

-Huh?

Aai zauli.

When you feel happy? Aai zauli!

[Laughing]

When in stress? Aai zauli!

[Laughing]

Aai zauli!

[Laughing]

[Major] So, doctor?

Should we take a discharge?

[Doctor 1] Yes, absolutely.

Just appoint

a full time junior doctor

Who knows how to administer

physiotherapy.

She will be okay.

Yeah, so, why somebody else.

We have Vaidehi.

-She is such a good girl.

-Sister-in-law.

What do you say, Vaidehi?

And don't worry,

it is our own house.

Frances will pick and drop you.

-What say, Arjun?

-What can I say?

We will give you double the salary.

Hey, you say something.

Now, Major,

No,

I am afraid that won't be possible.

I will give numbers

of other junior doctors.

No, doctor. It's

You are poaching my best talent.

-It's just not acceptable.

-[Madhu] Hey, doctor!

What are you asking my brother

to wipe, huh?

Like this?

Tell me. What do we have to wipe?

I wipe very well. Tell me.

Look, Vaidehi madam,

will come with us to our house,

or I will make you mop

the entire hospital

Tell me will you send madam

or do you want to die?

-Tell me.

-I'll just come.

Hey!

-Hey, sh**t I sh**t, doctor,

Hey, baldy! -Are you crazy?

-So what? -Why did you take out

a g*n in the hospital?

-Put it in your pocket.

-Okay.

What happened?

Hey, what are you doing?

-Where is the lemon?

-Lemon

Oh, no! I left it in the canteen.

What if someone

cuts it and makes lemonade!

Why do you take

it out of your pocket?

I don't understand.

[Clears throat]

Look if you don't want to do this,

we will understand.

-I will go and speak to dada and

sister-in-law. -No it's not that.

It's just that, it is full time so,

I will have to talk to Jatin once.

Yeah sure, yeah, of course.

And, whatever Rama said

about the salary

It's not about the money, Arjun.

I know what this family

and Rani Mai mean to you.

I'll I'll see you around.

Yeah.

The doctor is here.

Please, let her rest.

Leave the quilt. Leave it.

[Vaidehi] The lesser the crowd,

the better.

You are turning me out

of my mother's room, huh?

I can't do this.

She is right, Abhay.

-In what way is she right?

-Mother will recover if she rests.

-Come.

-Let's go.

-Let's go.

-Come on.

[Rama] Go out.

Raghav, shall we go?

Mai,

though you are home,

but I haven't forgotten

anything yet.

Tomorrow, all the gangs

are coming to our house.

It's possible that,

we may celebrate the feast with joy.

Forgive me, Mr. Khan.

We are having to do all this.

Why apologise, Major?

The one who back stabs,

is the one who stays in your arms.

-Farhan.

-Yes, brother.

-Bring the food inside.

-Yes.

We had only spoken of biryani?

You have brought a complete feast.

This is the occasion of Eid,

so I thought of celebrating

with dear ones.

Have the others come?

Now, that you are here,

they will also, come.

-Come in.

-Sure.

Here!

[Laughing]

[Abhay] Gajju uncle.

So, Lungi, how are you?

You tell me,

your stars are in the right place.

So, suit and boot,

what a defeat?

[Laughing]

Jealous, huh?

[Aiyappa whistling]

Wherever I go, this goes with me.

No in, or no out.

Hey, Aiyappa. Do that in and out

some place else.

We use stuff like this

to clean our teeth.

You know that.

-Let him go.

-Talk to him.

Yeah.

-Wait?

-Hey, he is Chiru.

Anna, treats him like a son.

Come on, go in. Why that attitude?

[Suraj] Su Su Sumi.

I am Suraj.

We were together in kindergarten.

Don't you remember.

[Birds chirping]

Ah, you are an actor, right?

Nice.

I sent you a request on the FB.

-Did you accept it?

-What is the problem?

[Sumi] Can you just leave me alone.

Excuse me, ahem

It's time

for Rani Mai's physiotherapy. So

Okay.

Suraj, son.

See the place

and time before acting,

or you will eclipse our future.

Let's go.

[Aiyappa] Hey, Madhu.

-I have heard something?

-What have you heard?

A new boy has joined

Aarav and Romila.

[Laughing]

He is joining them, huh?

Hey, buddy!

Hey buddy, you and me are so alike.

We seem to court trouble.

[Laughing]

What I am thinking, chairman?

What is better,

for us, now?

Major, or Abhay?

I don't know about better,

I can tell you what can be the best?

This.

[Laughing]

It's so strange, sir.

All the gangs are meeting

at the Angre bungalow.

This will be an interesting chapter.

The chapter on the 'Eid' feast.

Since when has the major started

celebrating Eid.

Something must be brewing there.

The biryani was very tasty, Mr. Khan.

This biryani is just an excuse.

The reason for this meeting

is something else, Major.

What is that?

We have received some news

about your sardar.

The sardar who attacked Rani Mai,

his name is

Rubal.

Please, take this.

-Rubal?

-Yes.

Rubal?

Dada, do you know any Rubal?

[Tongue clicking]

[Khan] Madhukar knows him.

In the last fifteen years,

your memory has become weak.

I know him?

And perhaps Mr. Gajraj also.

Bitta. Prabal Singh Bitta.

[Anna] The boss of the Sardar g*ng.

The original owner of the Dolly Bar.

He was a scoundrel!

He had attacked Shashank.

-Hmm.

-[Khan] Brother had survived.

In return Rani Mai, finished both,

Bitta's g*ng and rule.

Mr. Gajraj,

you had accompanied her?

Yes.

We had destroyed Bitta.

What the hell?

The Gurudwara incident.

-The Gurudwara incident?

-[Akash] Yes.

His father's g*ng is over but,

the enmity is still fresh.

But is he alone?

How can he plan all this?

Only Rubal can tell us about it.

At the time

of the Gurudwara incident,

he was just a boy.

You had also k*lled a few?

[Madhu] Five.

One less than Rani Mai.

She told us not to k*ll

the children.

But the scoundrel grew up!

His father's area and revenge

He has come back for both.

I will fix the mistake

I made when I was young.

-I will k*ll that scoundrel!

-Dada.

Sit.

The ACP has set up

strict security in that area.

Yeah, Arjun. So?

This is our area.

We will go and k*ll him.

If you can't do it.

Tell me, I will go and do it.

Hey, dada but he is right there?

Rubal.

After so many years?

[Anna] Why are you thinking

so much, Major?

Speak clearly,

if you suspect anyone else?

Yes I suspect

All of you.

Because if Rani Mai's death

will benefit all of you.

Forgive me, Major.

You will also benefit.

And

In fact, more than all of us.

[Khan] The Angre g*ng has found

a new leader.

We will manage

the business together,

But what about Abhay?

Would you have said the same thing

had I been your own brother?

What if Arjun is the one

responsible for all this.

Possible. Come on, let's eat.

She is a new joiner, sir.

She is too eager.

Yeah, that's true.

Later, you will start

writing old stories like Aakash.

No, but seriously.

I mean, it could be a family member?

See, Madhu and

Major are Rani Mai's nephews.

Abhay,

is Rani Mai's biological son but,

he is not capable of leading.

But the Angre family bonds

are just too strong.

I have learnt one thing

in my thirty years of experience,

suspect everyone.

Trust no one.

And after all they are

all power hungry gangsters.

-They are all after power.

-That's true.

All of them are stubborn.

Scoundrels!

Now?

Now, let's go and meet Rubal.

Tambe is on duty, today.

Scoundrel!

-Let's go.

-Come on.

[Constable] Hey! What is it?

[Woman 1] Sorry, Sir.

What the hell?

Whether it is 2G or 4G,

we are the ones who suffer!

Every time.

-[Woman 1] Sir.

-Yeah?

Near the staircase,

you can get a good network.

Is it? Do one thing,

you clean the room.

I will be back in two minutes.

Don't tell anyone.

-Aren't you enjoying?

-What is it?

Present Day

Sir, I will go up

and take the handover for the duty.

You come after sometime.

Come on.

My bangle.

My bangle.

Sorry, I'll take out the bangle.

What the hell?

My cellphone's battery is dead!

I was watching the match.

What can I do

when my fate is jinxed?

Nonsense!

-Sir, don't go inside?

-Why?

I have just mopped,

so the floor is wet.

Okay, fine.

[Groaning]

[Singing]

What the hell?

[Major] Excuse me.