01x05 - The Former Couple Spends the Night 'You're Welcome

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Outdoor Education Guidebook

~Nagimi Middle School~

Looking back, I can only describe

it as a youthful indiscretion.

But from my second to third

year of middle school,

I had what you might call a girlfriend.

The Complete Works of Natsume Soseki

This was before that happened

U-Um Thank you for this afternoon.

This afternoon?

You know For splitting your

curry ingredients with me.

Oh, don't mention it.

The moon is beautiful, isn't it?

D-D-Did you W-W-Was that

I didn't mean it like that.

Back then, we weren't even acquaintances,

let alone close enough

to make lasting memories.

Just strangers who happened to cross paths.

But even so, I've never forgotten that night.

My Stepmom's

Daughter Is

My Ex

Irido

The Former Couple Spends the Night

"You're Welcome"

What are you doing? It's time to go.

nigozyu

Umibouzu

The Detective Is Already Dead

Huh? Go where?

To buy a present.

What for?

For Mother's Day!

Mother's Day?

You forgot? I reminded you a week ago!

I don't see why we need to go

buy a present together, though.

It'll make her think we're still getting along.

I thought you'd feel less awkward

if we gave her one together.

And we can split the cost this way, right?

That last one is the real reason, no?

It's the thought that counts, after all.

Not the price tag.

No thanks. Going shopping with

you isn't exactly my idea of fun.

At least let me spend my Sundays in peace.

Okay.

nigozyu

Umibouzu

The Detective Is Already Dead

Hello, Mizuto-kun.

nigozyu

Umibouzu

The Detective Is Already Dead

Goodness, how strange.

I'd have thought gawking at your sister

because she dolled up a bit

constituted breaking the rules,

dear little brother.

It's so crowded.

It's always like this on weekends.

I guess you wouldn't know

since you stay cooped up.

I stay cooped up because

I know it's like this.

M-My bad. Gimme a sec. I'll get off you.

Uh, no Stop.

W-We're just gonna end up this way

every time it wobbles anyway.

May as well get comfortable.

A-All right.

So, what kind of gift should we get Mom?

Let's see

As Seen On TV!

Diamond Coated

Lasts 10 million uses!

How about a frying pan?

She's a decent cook. Unlike someone.

Huh?

You do realize we already

have four at home, don't you?

Then something matching with Dad?

Couple's Mug Set

Like she'd want that.

She's not in middle school.

We Print Your Photos

Then

Capture Your Memories on a Plate

We Print Your Photos

Personalized dishware?

That's the absolute worst

thing we could get her.

Irido

Thanks for always being there, Mom.

This is your Mother's Day gift

from me and Mizuto-kun.

You always make our lunches in

the morning and so much more.

So we wanted to show our gratitude,

I guess you could say.

Thank you so much

You two are such good kids!

Mine-kun!

I never thought I'd ever get carnations! Ever!

I think we made her happy.

Yeah

Did you come to watch?

I'm sorry.

The door was open, so I was just curious

You said you didn't remember much

about your mother, right?

Well, she died when I was very little.

I only know her face from this picture.

I see.

What are you doing?

Supporting you.

I am your older sister today, after all.

I guess I signed up for this,

so I can't complain.

"If you're going to eat poison,

might as well lick the plate."

Did you just call me poison?

By the way, giving that

present today got me thinking.

This would be for both of our parents, but

I was wondering if we could give them

some alone time somehow.

Alone time?

They're newlyweds,

but they barely get to spend

any time as a couple, don't you think?

I bet they're just trying

to be considerate of us.

I'm impressed.

I didn't think you were capable

of such noble consideration.

Just how little do you think of me?

Well, we could pay for them

to eat out or go travel somewhere.

But that's way out of budget

with our allowance.

Then let's think of it a different way.

How about we go stay

overnight somewhere instead?

Huh?

Hold it! Why would we do that?

Why? We want to give

our parents time alone, right?

They deserve more than

just a few hours, don't you think?

You're right.

B-But a boy and a girl

staying somewhere overnight

Don't tell me you think

we'll be staying together.

Huh? We're not?

Please

Internet cafes only allow couples

18 and up to stay the night.

And we'd need parental permission

to stay at a hotel or an inn.

R-Right

Well, there is one place that'd let

two high schoolers stay the night.

There is? Where?

A love hotel.

A A l-l-love love

Apparently we can stay as long

as they don't figure out our ages.

You in?

O-O-Of course I'm not!

I figured.

The rates were a little pricey

when I checked earlier anyway.

So you planned on us spending the

night together if they weren't?!

As a last resort.

A last resort?

Now I'm definitely not in!

Irido

About our conversation yesterday

I was able to secure a place for us to stay.

I'd like to give my parents some alone time.

Could you help us out?

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Kawanami

Sure thing. You can stay at my place

if you want.

Kawanami

And Irido-san can stay at Minami's!

She lives right next door, so you'll

have less to worry about, right?

See you next Saturday, then!

Next door?

I'd like to give my parents some alone time.

Could you help us out?

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Kawanami

Sure thing. You can stay at my place

if you want.

Yeah, I was surprised too.

I had no idea those two

were next-door neighbors.

My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex

It was your idea for both of you

to stay over, right, Irido-kun?

I gotta thank you.

Spending the night with Yume-chan,

just the two of us

It's like a dream come true!

Remember to behave yourself, Minami-san.

Don't you worry!

All right, let the man go already.

Don't you see you're treading in

boys-only territory here?

"Boys-only"? Get over yourself.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Like what?

Your little princess over there

is getting lonely.

I'm sorry!

I promise never to leave your

side ever again, Yume-chan!

That's all right, Akatsuki-san.

Let's leave my little brother

over there and hurry inside.

All right, Kawanami.

This is a girls-only zone, so don't

even think about bothering us.

You don't have to tell me.

There's no way I'd set foot in your place.

Say, Akatsuki-san

What exactly is your relationship

with Kawanami-kun?

Oh, nothing you need to worry about, really.

We're next-door neighbors

who just happen to have hung out with

each other since elementary school.

So you're childhood friends.

That title is reserved for people

who remain close, in the present tense.

You two seem pretty close to me.

The word "astronomical" doesn't

even begin to describe

the distance between me and her.

And yet

Kawanami

as for the physical distance between you

Minami

you're next-door neighbors.

That must be hell on earth.

Damn straight.

Looks like you've got a lot going on.

Well, I'll be the last person

to pry into someone else's business.

That's great, 'cause I'll be the first.

So, how far have you gone with Irido-san?

Have some decency, would you?

I'll be blunt.

Have you ever seen her boobs?

Give me a break!

Even if I had, you think I'd tell you that?

Interesting

Very interesting!

So Yume's boobs are for your eyes only.

Is what you're saying, right, Irido?!

Stop, Yume-chan! Stop!

Between your hands and that wall,

it's only a matter of time before one gives out!

August 15th (Sat)

Irido Yume

Pervert!

Irido Yume

Pervert!!

Irido Yume

Pervert!!!

Irido Yume

Pervert!!!!

Did I not tell you the walls here

were paper thin?!

Let me be clear, Kawanami.

There's no way I'm taking this lying down.

Hey!

Hey!

When I Grow Up

by Kawanami Kogure

When I grow up, I want to be a police officer.

I'll become a strong policeman. That way

I can marry Akatsuki-chan and always keep her safe.

"When I Grow Up," huh? What a lovely title.

N-Not that!

Anything but that, Irido!

"When I Grow Up," by Kawanami Kogure.

"When I grow up,

I want to be a police officer."

"I'll become a strong policeman. That way"

D-Don't say it!

"I can marry Akatsuki-chan

and always keep her safe."

Wait! Stop, Akatsuki-san! Stop!

Something cracked!

I swear I heard something crack!

Kawanami!

Try to calm down!

I told you to throw that out, didn't I?!

Knock it off already!

Now Yume-chan of all people heard it!

You think I wanted this?!

It's your fault for making stupid

jokes in the first place, dummy!

Shut it, dingus!

Did no one ever tell you to treat others

the way you want to be treated?

And you're telling me you two aren't close?

Dang it.

I forgot Kawanami likes to come here too!

There goes my one-on-one

dinner date with Yume-chan.

You call eating at a dirt-cheap

family restaurant a dinner date?

Cheesy Bubbly Rice Casserole 400 yen (After Tax)

Gorilla-Style Rice Casserole 500 yen (After Tax)

You're just gonna get a rice

casserole like always anyway.

Seal-Style Rice Casserole 400 yen (After Tax)

Seal-Style Rice Casserole with Focaccia 500 yen (After Tax)

So what if I am?! It's cheap and delicious!

Besides, you're just gonna get pizza,

even though it's bad for you!

Extra Cheese 500 yen (After Tax)

Extra Cheese 600 yen (After Tax)

Pancetta Pizza 400 yen (After Tax)

Veggie Mushroom Pizza 500 yen (After Tax)

Extra Cheese 500 yen (After Tax)

Extra Cheese 600 yen (After Tax)

Margherita Pizza 400 yen (After Tax)

Polar Bear Mozzarella Pizza 500 yen (After Tax)

Extra Cheese 500 yen (After Tax)

At No Extra Cost!!

You bet I am! It's cheap and delicious!

Polar Bear Sausage Pizza 400 yen (After Tax)

+Free Soup

Plus, you can share it with everyone!

I get a strong feeling they

come here together often

Like true childhood friends.

Childhood friends?!

Like I'd be caught dead with this idiot!

You guys aren't

doing this on purpose, right?

Melon Flavor Contains no juice

Orange Squash

Orange

10% Fruit Juice

Are you sure that's the right choice?

I suppose you wouldn't know how

to use a drink fountain, would you?

Given your lack of friends, what occasion

have you to visit a restaurant like this?

I could say the same to you.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Refreshing White Grape

20% Fruit Juice

You watching?

Orange

10% Fruit Juice

When using the drink fountain,

Melon Flavor Contains no juice

one is supposed to mix

the drinks together like so

and create one's own unique blend.

Are you for real?

Now it's your turn to try.

Let your heart lead the way.

Bring it on!

Sorry, Yume-chan!

I wasn't serious when I said

to mix the drinks at the fountain.

It was a joke!

Are you serious right now?

Looks like you got Mizuto fooled too!

Wow, like peas in a pod!

It's almost like you two are siblings!

Like you two bosom buddies can talk!

That was great!

Say, Irido-kun.

You're good at Japanese, right?

Mind tutoring me later?

Midterms are coming up, you know?

Is the snuggling necessary?

I gotta make Yume-chan so jealous that

she begs me to snuggle up to her instead.

That's just plain dirty.

If you need a tutor,

you should ask her instead.

Me?

Yeah. You're better suited

to teaching than I'll ever be.

So dedicated to your studies.

How smart of you to notice.

Of course!

You actually have to work hard to succeed,

whereas I attain good grades

with very little effort.

I'd hardly be an effective tutor.

What's your problem?!

Is it your life's work to piss me off?!

Touché, Irido-kun.

Didn't think you'd take advantage of

the situation to one-up me like that.

All Irido's been doing is studying for midterms.

I'm so bored! So much for "very little effort"

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Akatsuki

Huh? Aren't you studying too, Kawanami?

Me and Yume-chan are

Yume

Kawanami-kun, we don't go to just any old school.

Think back on how hard the entrance exam was

Say, Irido

How hard do you think exams are

Hard.

So hard that someone like me, who prides

himself on not trying, actually has to try.

For real?

For real.

So the freedom I was promised

after I got in was all a lie!

Well, I suppose you don't have to try

if you're okay with any old passing grade.

Huh?

So why are you studying so hard, Irido?

I can't go losing to my little sister, can I?

You two are something else.

I've never felt compelled to

face off with someone like that.

Really?

From what I saw today, you two

seemed pretty competitive to me.

But we're too concerned about appearances

to butt heads as openly as you do.

I'm exhausted just thinking

about keeping that up.

The way I see it, at least you

two have some sense of decorum.

The grass is always greener

on the other side, I guess.

Look at you, spouting proverbs.

And you were worried about studying.

When life gives you lemons,

make lemonade, right?

Now that I think about it,

it might be nice to do better than Minami.

That's the spirit. You got this.

That was your invitation

to tutor me, Mr. Smartypants!

In case of emergency, break this wall and

escape through the neighboring apartment

In case of emergency, break this wall and

escape through the neighboring apartment

Are you really that embarrassed

I caught you standing there gaping?

Do you really have to state the obvious?!

I never knew you were into

wearing such cutesy pajamas.

It must be tough holding back with me around.

I'm only wearing this because

Akatsuki-san forced me to!

It's okay, it's okay. I think it's cute.

In a dorky way.

I heard that!

The moon is beautiful, isn't it?

You remember? That time on the school trip?

Like I could forget.

Not after somebody dared

to use such a pretentious come-on.

It's bad form to harp on a

man's youthful indiscretions.

What would you do if I told you

that's when I started liking you?

There'd be no point.

What would it change?

You're right.

I wouldn't call what I felt

back then "liking you" anyway.

But you did feel something?

Forget I said anything.

Why bring that up all of a sudden anyway?

No reason.

It's just Akatsuki-san and Kawanami-kun

today had me thinking.

I wonder if there's meaning in all

that time they've spent together.

All that time, huh?

I'm sure those two would have

things to say about that.

It's not like you and I have to go out of

our way to spend time together anyway.

As long as our parents stay together, that is.

You think they'll ever split up?

Not really.

I think we're stuck as stepsiblings

until the end of time.

Kinda sucks, doesn't it?

You're telling me.

Did you have fun today?

Yeah, thanks.

You're welcome.