[silence, birdsong]
[mysterious music]
[growls]
[disturbing music]
[ominous music]
[scream]
[screams]
-This is the end, handsome.
This is the end.
It was spectacular, right?
And happiness was so close.
Koo-ku!
Ku-ku, my boy.
b*tch!
-Well, brother, sometimes mice
are they giving cats trouble?
-b*tch! b*tch! It doesn't wash off!
-No one dares to hurt my brother.
Except me.
Where did he run to?
Yes, I can smell it.
It smells of fear.
[disturbing music]
[groans]
[intense music]
-Ah-ah!
-Ah-ah-ah, Miechka!
Who's breaking our rules here?
Not this time, my girl. He did it.
Congratulations, baby.
You've won.
[applause]
-My congratulations!
And what a lovely young man, Borya!
-I also bet on it.
-Yes, this is my boy!
Please love and love.
-I hate these animal traditions.
-Thanks to this tradition
he'll be a vampire.
-He still doesn't know what he's doomed to.
-Well it's definitely better than dying.
-Controversial.
-Well, are you good gentlemen?
How many times have I asked you.
Let's get away from my lake
play with your toys.
I don't hunt, I actually fish.
And what are you?
I'm walking around here wet now like a squirrel.
-Sorry, Foma Kazimirovich.
But that's the beauty of this game
that she is out of control
neither territories nor events.
Yes, Step?
-Just for fun, that's right.
-Nicola isn't good enough for you.
Yes, smoked?
-No, it's all right.
It's my own fault, the underestimation happened.
-So, gentlemen, let's sum up the results.
The hunt was quick, quiet,
without any excesses.
Except for the fact that Tom Kazimirovich
failed to get off unscathed.
[laughing]
It was in no time when a winner happened.
Well, pay attention.
[intense music]
-You're one of us now.
Appreciate it.
-Oh yeah, why are you guys having fun there!
I mean, if you win, well done!
And those others who are not so clever?
Are they used up?
-These are the rules.
-We have the rules,
and you've got a mess over there.
-Look, our baby has begun to think.
-Well, the best pointer is not a fist, but a caress.
-Jean, am I sh**ting?
-Yes, wait.
You've got eternity ahead of you again.
-Wife, come on, bring it to grandpa
There's a jar from the kitchen.
-All right, I gotta go.
-Going back to the farm is a big risk.
-Since Boris is still alive,
I'm more useful there.
At least
I'll be able to control something.
And I'm here to warn you.
You.
-Us, us.
Yes, you didn't stay with us for long.
-Yes, I would like a little longer.
-Here it is.
You'll get hungry on the road, but when do you find it!
-Thanks.
-Call me.
Well... For us.
-For us.
-And take care of yourself.
-You'll give it back to the bank.
-Uh-huh.
-Why are you in a hurry, little pig?
-You can also understand him.
Only the new head took root,
something started to kumeck there
and it was immediately used.
That's it.
What do we got there?
Quiet, quiet, quiet!
It's quiet.
-What is this?
You said you'd change your face a little bit
to keep the cops from finding out.
What's that, I'm like a horse now
from Daddy's Daughters?
-It doesn't look like it
to words of thanks.
-Yes, you haven't changed much.
-Not too much?
What are these lips? And the nose?
-What, the nose is like a nose.
Tea doesn't grow to hell.
-Jean, give me back my face!
-Well, calm down! Sat down!
I said I sat down!
What a dirty fool!
They got it from the dead, but that's not all for him.
They explained to you, a fool, -
It's safer this way.
You're still wanted.
-Yeah.
-You can't find much with an old face.
Thank you to Zhanchik
that I didn't give you an a*s instead of a face.
-But I could.
-Zhenya, uh!
Lyuba mamina, dad's a*s!
Get used to it.
[old romance]
[Mumiy Troll - Ghosts Tomorrow]
-Do you just fly away at vampires?
-Well, I'm a curious girl
I like a lot of things.
Vampires, witches, mermaids.
Why are you selling all this stuff?
-It's outgrown.
-And I guess I'm not yet.
I love all sorts of conspiracy theories
I love this paraphernalia.
It's more fun to live this way.
-It's generally fun to live.
[door opens]
Oh, I'm going to have to run soon.
If I have anything else interesting,
I'll call you.
That's it, on.
-Thanks.
Three K's for everything?
-Maybe two, by translation.
-Then I'll have some more tea.
-Good.
-Oh, do we have hotels?
-Good afternoon.
-This is Graham, she's already leaving.
-Hello, hello.
Your name is so cute.
Graham, Graham...
Gremislava, or what? Like a Polish princess.
-Yeah.
-Oh, it was a woman, that's it!
-Okay, bye then.
Let's go
-For now. Goodbye
-Until we meet again.
-I'll close it for you.
-Don't, it'll work out by itself. Come on, sit down.
Well?
What did you complain about your new pug?
With an old mordulence
women didn't bite at you much.
Well, go ahead. Come on, what are you, you slutty?
Come on, brag about it. What kind of femina?
-Well, it's on ad.
I'm my vampire clothes
where I streamed, I sold it to her.
-Why did you decide to get rid of it?
-Well, I figured that's it
It was pampering. Childhood.
Consider me resurrected -
So I'm clearly on a different mission.
-Here it is! That's for sure.
This is your mission now. This is it.
-Hey!
So what do I do with it?
-Well, yeah, don't eat cabbage soup.
You'll be digging a hole.
-Laz? Are you serious?
-I see you have a head
It's not fully grown yet.
Did you forget?
Boriska promised to visit us.
And smart animals have more than one way out of the hole.
-Am I a bear?
-What kind of bear are you?
You're a savvy hedgehog.
This is what people have learned to do well
so these stickers.
The infection, you can scrape off the hell.
-So why scrape it off?
It doesn't hurt to dig.
-Basically, it's also a position. On.
Go ahead, go dig.
OH!
It's a good day for excavation. Let's go
So, I've already sorted out the masonry,
so you're digging straight.
-And how long should I dig?
-Until you get bored.
-So I'm sick of it.
-Until I get bored.
Dig, come on, fools love their jobs.
-"Until I get bored!”
-So what do you want to surprise me with?
-A g*nsh*t in the head.
-And why would you think this is my client
not a pathologist?
-He's alive!
-Alive?
Prepare the instrument, we will operate.
-It's great!
Vidal?
-I don't have brains. It's not surprising.
I always knew you had a b*llet in your head.
Tell me.
-Zhanchik!
You should've seen how the hell everyone in there is.
Weird kids with a cat smile
They fight in captivity in front of the mirrors.
And when you take a chance look at the city
You'll see an animal grin!
[screams from the audience]
[howls]
[viewers are chanting]
-Denaturate! Denaturate! Denaturate!
-Do you want more?
[viewers]
-Yes!
-Can't hear it. Do you want me?
-Yes!
-Then enjoy it.
[shot]
[frightened screams]
-What kind of concert is so weird
at two o'clock in the afternoon? Children's party?
-Some kind of rock marathon
in support of a party.
They set us up to discover,
and I wanted to close it. Well, I closed it.
-So what do you want me to do with you?
Finish it off? To record your death.
-Jean...
-Can you imagine how much your idiotic action is
I saw people.
-I don't care about these people.
-If you don't care
Well, I would take a pee on them from the stage.
I would vomit on myself
I would bite off a bat's head.
Why sh**t in the head?
-Zhanchik, you don't understand.
I was like Kurt Cobain at the moment
only cooler.
I don't like these human buzz anymore
I've tried it all.
And then there was real animal adrenaline.
-Miracles happen.
-It went tangentially. Can you imagine?
-She'll live. A fool, though.
That's it, Lyusenka, go ahead, I'll do it myself.
Go on, go on.
If only I could make a sad face!
Idiot.
[message signal]
Yours?
-Aha.
Who's in there?
-"Mine”. -This is Olechka.
-I got it.
In big letters, without emojis:
“Where does he carry you?”
Congratulations, you're going to get adrenaline.
At home.
-Olechka, I'm at home.
[quiet classical music]
-What's wrong with your head?
-This question should have been asked
while dating.
-I'm not talking to you.
-What, is today some kind of holiday?
-Totally inexperienced. How can a woman
ask questions like this?
We should sit down and have dinner, and she'll tell you herself.
-Jean, shut up.
I'm right that you don't remember
What day is it today?
-And which one...
-"Honey, of course I remember.
Today is one of the most important days
in our lives together.”
-Today is Wednesday.
-Today is exactly one year old,
how did you and I start seeing each other.
-"Sorry honey, I'm an idiot but I've been a year
the happiest d*ck ever!”
-Wait. One year since we were with you
Have you started dating or is this the first time?
Oh wait, it was the same day.
I congratulate you, my soul!
-You should've listened to me before.
-Hey!
-What is it? Jean, what's the matter?
-I think even a child understood
that his dad is a d*ck.
-Unlike his mom.
-Go in the a*s, Jean!
-Required, only first
We'll go do an ultrasound.
-Could this be dangerous?
[phone ringing]
-Yes, Zakhar. I'm at the hospital
I'll be back in 15 minutes.
No, it's personal.
Hallo.
-Hello daughter.
-Me for five minutes. Work, you know.
-What's the matter?
-Oh, the cash collection car was attacked,
nothing interesting. How are you doing?
-Well, as you can see, it's almost in service.
-Don't study,
but with such a hole in the chest
You're not going to turn your back on retirement.
-That's right.
But I have such holes in me -
like a slice of Poshekhon cheese.
As for me, I would be in two or three days
I also checked out for work.
What's up with my K*llers? Found it?
-Andryusha! Would you mind?
Hello girl.
Is this your daughter?
-Yes, Anya.
-Oh oh!
And some things don't look like you at all.
Guess she went to her mom?
-Yes. They say it's the same face.
-Uh-huh. Well, let's get acquainted.
I'm Irina Vitalyevna.
The mother of Andrey Petrovich's son.
Oh, didn't dad tell me what?
You've got a brother.
And you might even know him.
Because you're about
same age.
-Yes, can you imagine, it turned out.
Right now.
-HUH?
-How prolific you are, daddy.
You're on every trip
Did you leave one for a child?
Maybe I have relatives somewhere else?
-Ann, the thing is that at the time
Your mom and I are already...
-I see it's not just with my mom.
Sorry, but I have to work.
I'll leave you in a close family circle.
-It was nice to meet you.
Sit down, Andryushechka.
[phone ringing]
-I'm listening.
-Daughter.
Didn't your Vladik call you for an hour?
-And it's not mine!
I'm sorry. No, I didn't call.
-Aha. Well then let me know
if this one isn't yours to show up.
[alert music]
[honks]
-And in this beautiful one,
but a very tired town
We found our Mila.
And she found protection and support
local vampires.
-Yes, the little girl has always been able to make friends.
-And are there a lot of them out there?
-Four.
They call themselves family.
-As a family!
-As a family?
An extremely atypical system
social relationships
for immortal creatures.
-I was quite surprised myself.
This “family” adopted our Mila
and she refused to give it back to us.
-Did you try to negotiate with them?
-You're offending me, Demidushka.
You know how tactful I am.
Of course I tried it.
But then when I was taking my guts off
from a ship's propeller,
I realized that with these savages
It's useless to negotiate.
-Then it could be a glorious hunt.
-I've always appreciated your lively intelligence, Miechka.
-You should wave your axe.
-Well, here's a trip for you,
and adventure.
We can give them a loud apocalypse.
-Well done, Styopa. That's how I see you
riding a horse in shiny armor.
Cheerfully piercing with his spear
a frightened crowd.
-Exactly! Let it be
costume party
in the style of the Teutonic Wars.
Well, let's go! We've been a thousand years
We didn't go anywhere.
-I don't think an open conflict is -
This is what we need right now.
-What do we need right now?
Forget that Mila is still on the run?
Or don't I care about my kids' deaths?
-Oh, kids, I think you're yourself,
You scare new ones.
-First of all, we should think about the farm.
-And that's exactly what I'm thinking about
You're ours.
You don't understand.
The Smolensk family is not easy
a bunch of cute weirdos.
They are a real threat to us.
[everyone vies with each other]
-Gentlemen, stop it.
You're acting like people, by God.
Let's vote.
So we're voting
for a trip to Smolensk.
So it is. Five pros, four cons.
The fairy, as always, abstained.
By a majority vote, Borenka,
The Council allows you to destroy
Smolensk vampires.
-I thank the Council for its support.
I promise a detailed photo report.
-I'm sorry, Honorable Council.
-My boy!
Alive! Who would have thought.
I'm sure you've got something to tell us.
-Who is this?
-Oh, sweetie!
It's so good that you're still
came home.
By the way, being blonde
you enjoyed a lot more.
[laughter]
-Oh you!
For a long time, you, Svyatoslav Vernidubovich,
They came to apologize to us.
Well, I'm listening.
-Give me a cup.
-Do you want to be brave?
I'm listening.
-Are you listening?
Well, listen to me.
If it were my will
I would strangle you.
But I respect your mother a lot.
therefore
I'm just gonna tear it up.
-What are you?
What are you even allowing yourself to do?
What is it, anyway?
-What does this mean?
-And this means, Irinochka Vitalyevna,
what more are we to this fool
We will not comply.
-So, well?
Senya stayed in the car.
It's supposed to be so. According to the instructions.
I went to film the box office.
I was away for about five minutes.
When I'm coming back, there's no Senya.
-So it's not there, but the money's there?
-Yes, it's all in place. I've checked it out.
And Senya was blown away by the wind.
And most importantly, everything is in the car -
and a walkie-talkie and a phone.
-A drinker?
-Who? ME?
-Senya.
-AH!
It happens. But never during office hours.
-If he doesn't show up tomorrow,
we'll start a business. Well, you never know.
My head is hot or an urgent binge.
But it's actually weird.
-If someone
because of dementia, I forgot my own,
So I'm going to refresh my memory now.
The task of the Keepers is to preserve.
Keep a vampire secret
rather than trading it!
But these are combat farts
why should you buy your falcons?
So that they're after work
Were they sh**ting at bottles?
Don't you think it's all weird
Irinochka Vitalyevna?
-It's just a safety issue,
mine and my family members.
-King-shaped hollow. She takes care of his family.
But Mila is mine,
that you, the m*rder*r, took to the hunters,
she's from my family.
-Then let's not forget
who brought this Mila to Smolensk
and adopted it into the family.
Without permission.
Thus jeopardizing
the lives of hundreds of people.
-That's right.
And for attacking the Keepers
Jean and Annushka in general
it's time to cut off the heads.
What? Everything is within the framework of the contract!
-Look, huh! Stupid, but memorable.
He remembered the contract.
And I'll tell you so, Irinochka Vitalyevna.
We're not against the deal.
We're against this kind of Keeper.
-I don't have another son.
-There is no son, but you can find the Keeper.
To prevent people from eating,
no contract is needed.
We don't eat them for ideological reasons.
-Svyatoslav Vernidubovich, I heard you.
The agreement remains in force.
Sasha, Igor, come here.
-Right, mom.
Vampires won't dictate to us.
-I've always said:
everything we do
has consequences.
You're no longer the Keeper.
-Agata sacrificed herself
so that I can k*ll Mila.
Sorry Boris, they attacked unexpectedly.
-Oh, stop it.
I'm sure you did the best you could.
Well, now we're going back with you
on an exciting expedition to Smolensk.
And this time we're going to bring someone else's heads.
-I would consider it an honor.
-By the way, I invite everyone
join us.
-Why the hell do you want this expedition now?
-I don't understand.
-Mission accomplished.
There is no need to go to Smolensk.
-Is there a way?
-So we're...
-Oh, come on!
I know everything you want to tell me.
But we've been challenged.
What? How far away are they?
Who knows these savages?
Maybe they're coming here right now?
Maybe they felt
their impunity,
do they want to restore their own order here with us?
-Or maybe Boris, you've got it
post-traumatic syndrome?
-What the hell? You're not even a doctor!
-I'm a doctor.
Boris, she's right.
-It starts again. Gentlemen!
Let's vote.
So we're still voting
for a trip to Smolensk.
So four are for, five are against.
Well, it's like always.
-Why the hell are you even coming?
-By a majority vote, Borenka,
The Council forbids you to go to Smolensk.
-No so no.
Sorry baby. Next time.
[energetic rock music]
-Are you completely headless?
You have a pregnant woman
in the back seat.
You're getting adrenaline right now
and she could lose her baby.
-Jean, don't choke, it's all right. Yes, Olechka?
-Yes, Olechka? You know
what is your faithful
Have you jumped to a new high?
He's an adrenaline junkie now.
-I'm aware.
-And are you so calm?
-What should I do, be hysterical like you?
-"Sergey, are you completely headless?
My name is Jean and I love croissants.”
[laughs]
-Yes, after all, he is uncompromising...
oligophrene.
-Jean, I can hear everything.
-That's what I was counting on.
[Sergey]
-"Oh! Ay! Where are my frog legs?”
[laughs]
-Grandpa!
If Mila shows up, give her a letter.
-Uh, what a big one waved!
-You won't have time to blink an eye,
He'll start driving grooms.
-Grandma, don't make it up.
I still want to live for myself.
-How is your granddaughter?
-Yes, pah-pah-pah, so as not to jinx it.
Zhanchik, of course, is a magician.
He's so much with a scalpel
poked over his face,
that Zhenyok can safely now
and appear in public.
-And how many vampires are there in town now?
-Just as much as it was.
Oh, plus Holguin is a boy.
-Have you already given birth?
-Not yet.
But when she gives birth,
two will be theirs.
Moreover, one of them is the father of the other.
Anyway, this damn Sergey -
he's also one of us now.
-Oh oh!
I see they've stopped tracking at all
the quality of converts.
They used to be doctors, investigators,
and now who are bloggers, drug addicts?
Where is the world heading?
We know where it's going, though.
I just didn't think you were moving with him
in one direction.
-That's it, Irinochka Vitalievna,
but here's to be fair:
in general, the quality of people lately
got a lot worse, a lot!
Everyone used to want to be astronauts
to leave a mark in history.
And now? Don't do a damn thing
Cut the loot and sit around your parents' necks.
Why go far for examples when...
-That's enough.
Stop torturing me.
Let's stop
on this number of vampires in Smolensk.
-Let's do what you say.
Have a good day.
-Thanks.
But I'm just saying something different now.
I wish you a day like this
the one you deserve.
-So I won't even make it to the evening.
-So what's in there?
-You've got a kid in there if you don't know.
-Jean, hurry up, I want to go home.
-Only the process of conception takes place faster.
And everything else should be done thoughtfully.
What's the deadline, do you say?
-23 weeks.
-It's strange, but the fruit looks,
It's like week 30.
And by the way, congratulations, this is a boy.
-Great.
Seryozha has always dreamed of a son.
That's it?
-I'm not finished yet.
-I'm done!
-Please be in this office
do what your doctor tells you to do.
When I see fit, you'll go.
And whims...
save it for your own
adrenaline slap.
[alert music]
-I take it the examination is complete, Doctor?
-Who do you have there?
-My boy.
-Philonish, is the worm lazy?
-Yes, I'm digging, I just sat down to rest.
-I've been digging for a minute, picking my a*s for an hour!
-Well, grandpa!
-Don't be a kid.
Zhenyozhek, I screwed your head on -
I can unscrew it back.
[ironic music]
[message signal]
[phone ringing]
-I'm listening.
-Hi.
How are you doing?
-Hi.
This is the only thing
What are you interested in right now - how am I?
-Yes.
-I'm going home.
What do you got there?
-And we have...
The Council banned Boris
return to Smolensk,
so you're not in danger.
-Great news.
-On the one hand yes, but on the other...
I don't know if I'll ever see you.
-We have plenty of time.
I'm about to change the legend.
Maybe I'll move to the Urals.
-Don't tease me.
-I didn't even think about it.
-Well, Vladik, do you indulge in fresh food?
-Yes.
-Come on.
That's it.
Come on, baby, with me.
-Yes, you're confused, of course,
on this topic.
-Well, I agree, there is paganism
something like that.
Some kind of special magic, or something.
Something mystical.
-I understand you're a witch.
-How did you figure it out?
I am writing my diploma in the mythology of the ancient Slavs.
-AH! Then everything became much clearer.
By the way, we have a book at home,
old kapets.
The pictures are the same.
Do you want me to fetch it, read it?
The same runes.
-Well, if it's just old, go ahead.
-Then you'll have some more tea.
-You drink this one first.
-Mmm!
I love herbs.
-Really? So am I.
Recently in an interesting place
I was on Kupala.
Local firefighters invited us to the party.
I collected it there. They're curative.
-Yes, I'm not ill.
What is this? A bull, or what?
-Yes, I'm almost done.
Pagans wear a bull mask
was one of the symbols of fertility.
Covering my face with a bull mask
the person was released
from all moral principles and norms.
You could say he was getting wild.
He could do all sorts of inappropriate things.
-Should I wear it?
-It looks good on you.
-Are you going to do inappropriate things?
-Well you're not doing anything like that yet.
-It's funny, but wearing this mask
I'm feeling more confident.
I'm sorry.
-Don't apologize. I like people who are confident.
-So. Well...
I'm everything.
-Seriously?
-Yes.
-Sasha?
-Alexander.
Alexander Sergeyevich will be like a great...
-I'm aware.
So you thought for half an hour
and wrote the same name?
-Igoryok also wanted to write...
-It's a good thing I didn't write it.
-That's why Alexander.
Ol, what are you doing?
And what's the tone I can't understand?
That's how you talk to me
It's like you've got 20 options there.
-24.
-Lukyan?
Miroslav. Velimir.
Olya, what are we doing now?
We're trying to come up with a name for our son
or a hero of an ancient Russian epic?
-Our child is special.
They can't be half human and half vampire
names Lyosha, Sasha, Pasha.
-And Igor?
-Don't even start.
-Olya, that's not funny anymore.
Casper? How's the ghost Casper? Seriously?
-Can I at least in my imagination
go beyond these yours
Andreev, Sergeev, Igor?
That's it, I'm going to sleep.
-No, wait.
You can't just fall asleep like that.
It's our anniversary today.
-Where?
Dirty jeans on clean clothes.
-If that's all it's about...
-No, Sergey, that's not the only thing.
If you want to get adrenaline
jump off the balcony, don't touch me.
-Are you serious right now?
-Quite.
-Whatever you say.
[ironic music]
[hit]
-Oh...
[coughs]
-Uh!
-Oops! Oops!
Who is this who came to see us?
Did you come to us on purpose in passing?
What are you supposed to regale with?
And we're just cradles for you
We don't have anything.
-Grandfather Slav, well,
I really needed to leave.
-The sun is just a village,
and you already look tired. Where have you been?
-Yes. On business.
-Oh oh, you're a kid!
I can see you happy in your face
that the girl froze.
But that's okay, it's okay.
I froze on the girl
you'll rest on a shovel. Get started.
Wow, cleverly thought of it.
And here's for you, Zhenyochek,
magic... scoop.
So that your hands don't hang out idle.
-Well, grandpa...
-And when you're tired,
then go on.
-Oh, grandpa! Where is the baby?
-We know where, the hole is digging.
-A digger is a useful profession,
just in terms of his intellectual level.
What, are you talking about this idiot Sergey
Did you tell the keepers?
-Well, I said, of course.
-AND?
-Well, they say
His head will be cut off if he feels weird.
-I don't care.
-Oh, they also said
that you'll be decapitated at the same time.
So that you don't have to turn fools.
-So should I watch this idiot forever?
-Well, what did you want?
This is your knuckle, so you have to comb it out.
-Looks like our plan has worked.
Vlad called and said Boris wouldn't come back.
Breathe out.
-Well...
-At least some good news for the day.
I'll go tell Zhenya to stop digging.
-Don't, sit down.
Don't. Let the child dig there for themselves.
God loves workers.
[Vlad]
-Are we going somewhere?
[Boris]
-We're going to Smolensk!
-When?
-I knew you'd be happy!
Let's wave right now.
-Well, that's it. Didn't the Council ban it?
-And for the Council, we're going fishing.
Relax after a long business trip.
By the way, it's not a fact that he's on the way back
You won't be able to fish.
The Dnieper in those places is simply gorgeous!
Rifts, pools.
I've brought a fishing rod.
By the way, look at the machine.
Vlatechka, please go away.
Tagir!
For about three minutes he'll be as helpless as a baby.
Well, kids, let's round off.
[claps]
Daddy wants to go hunting!
Well, go fishing.
-Ah-ah!
[Tom]
-This is for Mila.
[growls]
-Gremislava Kalashnik, 20 years old.
A student at the Faculty of History at Smolensk State University.
He's been renting this room for two years now.
The neighbor says to see her in the evening
someone came in. Who didn't see it.
At night I heard a noise but didn't attach any importance.
I came in this morning and here it is.
-And who are you?
-I'M...
Yasha. I'm Yasha.
I brought the book to a friend, here.
Where is she?
-Something tells me she can
be in the same place as the missing collector.
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