01x11 - How to Make an Evil Leader Cry!

[bunniefuu]

You guys have all the fun.

I want to go explore the ruins, too.

We're not going to have fun.

Toris and the Demon Lord

have both invaded.

We'll have to split our forces up, too.

The enemy army is invading

here and here.

This country's knights will handle Toris.

You go here and hold back

the Demon Lord's army.

Seriously?

I know he's a mutant, but he can't

hold off a whole army by himself.

I feel like she's telling me lolicons

need to go extinct, meow.

I agree they need to go extinct.

But I only give orders to

people who can do the job.

Take a close look at this map.

You're the king of the jungle,

Mutant Tiger King, right?

Wow.

I see ambush spots everywhere.

I could win here with

my eyes closed, meow!

Way to go, Tiger Man!

All those "meows" are creepy,

but you're cool!

Aww, you're embarrassing me, meow.

While the knights and Tiger Man

hold off the enemy,

we'll head to Toris again.

If we get that ancient weapon,

we can threaten them into submission.

--Clap, clap, clap.

--We're the bad guys.

--Clap, clap, clap

--Let's make them do the work

while we take the prize!

--Clap, clap, clap.

Yeah!

"Episode 11:

'How to Make an Evil Leader Cry!'"

"Episode 11:

'How to Make an Evil Leader Cry!'"

We're heading to Toris right after

the declaration of w*r?

It has to be now.

If we go now, our only opponents

will be the Demon Lord's leaders,

who are probably already there.

Commander, why'd you

do that to the prince?

Sometimes, it feels like

you're a real moron.

And you look nice, but sometimes

you can be really cruel.

You tried to eat me!

You're still going on about that?

Even I wouldn't try to eat you.

After all the stuff we did together, you

really forgot what happened that night?

My loan

Hey, Six. Shut that crybaby up.

Um, Commander, what did I do?

--I need money money for my loan!

--Commander! Answer me, Commander!

--What happened?

--Look, I can't help the fact

that she cut your pay.

--What happened?

--I always use my whole paycheck

the week I get it.

-- Are you listening to me? Commander!

--And I still live a fun life.

--Commander! Commander!

--There's more to life than money!

--Commander!

You live a fun life 'cause I

give you an allowance.

You've been getting

an allowance from a kid?

Aren't you embarrassed?

Why am I getting mocked when I'm

trying to make you feel better?

Oh, fine.

Hey, Snow. If you're useful on this

mission, I'll give you an allowance, too.

And if we get that ancient weapon

from the ruins,

you'll get a three month's

paycheck as a bonus.

Queen Alice!

We're going into the ruins alongside

the Demon Lord's leaders.

Don't just charge in like you usually do.

Of course, Queen Alice!

Just leave it to me!

How many bad things would you have

to do in a past life to end up like you?

Quiet. You get an allowance from

Queen Alice, so you don't get to talk.

Money is everything.

For the sake of money, I'd k*ll

my co-workers, acquaintances,

even my parents, who I've never met.

Sorry to interrupt when you're

sounding like absolute scum,

but stop calling me Queen Alice.

Hey, want to hire her for Kisaragi?

I think she's got

what it takes to be a bad guy.

She feels less evil, and more like

a bottom-feeder. Same as you.

I could buy a second glacial sword

with that bonus

She's the type to get greedy, screw up,

and just go deeper and

deeper into the mud.

Right!

That's not me, though.

What a nice nap!

Shut up, idiot!

Those stories about an ancient

civilization might be true.

Hey, Six. This ancient weapon

might actually be worth our time.

It's just going to go out of control

and attack us, right?

I know how this works.

I've seen it in a million anime.

Yeah. We can assume

it'll self-destruct, too.

If they're still making camp out here,

we can assume we made it in time.

I'm so tired.

No matter how many of those weird enemies

we defeat, they just keep coming.

There were lots of traps, too.

But we're almost to our goal!

We'll probably get there tomorrow.

Russell, you get some rest.

You used a lot of your magic, right?

I'm just fine!

Combat chimeras have infinite magic power.

As long as I don't run out of food,

I can use water magic all day!

Okay.

Then eat up, 'cause tomorrow's a big day.

Would you stop treating me like a kid?

They're pretty worn down

from their trip inside.

Yeah. Now what do we do?

Commander, if we're going inside,

let's hurry.

I want to wrap up our search

while it's still night.

Otherwise, we might not be able to make

the most out of my amazing powers.

I can't remember your weird occult powers

being useful for anything lately.

What?

Are you actually going

to get a chance to be useful?

M-Make sure I do!

I'm Grimm the Archpriest!

You need to rely on me

when you're in trouble!

Calm down, Grimm.

They can't have imagined

we'd return to Toris so soon.

They can't!

Well that's true.

So I'm going to propose something

that's a little cowardly.

A little cowardly!

They've let their guard down.

Forget the ruins, let's hit them

in the night, and

Hit them in the night, and

Don't imitate her!

Snow, you're supposed

to be a knight, right?

Th-That's right!

D-Don't let the commander influence you!

Wh-What do you want?

We're up against two

of their leaders, right?

Six, Alice, you understand

how good this plan is, right?

Who do you think I am?

A Kisaragi Combat Agent could

never do something so lame.

Well said, Six.

That's what I'd expect from

a Kisaragi Combat Agent.

Wait!

I'm trying to copy you

Copy us, she says.

Sheesh She must not

think much of Kisaragi.

That's right.

Six, tell it to her straight.

We're going to rest here tonight.

Then tomorrow we follow them,

and let them fight the monsters

and trigger the traps.

And then when, exhausted,

they finally reach the goal

and they're happy and relaxed,

we hit them.

I'm not gonna waste this wonderful

chance on a lame night attack.

Well said!

That's how a Kisaragi Combat

Agent should think, Six.

It's been fantasy this whole time,

but this place is science fiction, huh?

This planet has gaps

in its level of civilization.

The obvious explanation is a

now-vanished advanced civilization.

A creature like her shouldn't even

be able to exist, for one thing.

Rose, what is it?

Nothing

Just, these aren't the ruins

where I was found,

but I feel like I know this place

Fascinating. But let's focus

on tailing them for now.

Snow, what are you doing?

Relics from ancient ruins should sell

for a fortune if we can bring them back!

--We're in the middle of a mission!

--Should we just leave her?

--We're in the middle of a mission!

--Should we just leave her?

--Help me out and I'll cut

you in for 10%, Rose!

--I promised her that bonus

if she was useful, too

--Help me out and I'll cut

you in for 10%, Rose!

These are definitely robots, right?

They're badly worn down by age,

but yeah, they're robots.

Probably for defense.

Wait, Six.

--If we took this back and sold it

--Come on, let's go.

--If we took this back and sold it

We need to catch up to Heine's group.

Come back and get them later.

Alice, you tell them--

Fascinating. These guys

are clearly powered by

You, too?

I've played with them, I think.

Heine, more of them!

A new type of guardian!

They just don't stop, do they?

Leave it to me! I'll burn them

to ash with my flames!

I'm tired of camping.

I want to take a nice, long nap

at the Demon Lord's castle.

To a combat chimera like me,

this is like home.

But I guess you're more adapted

for modern environments, huh?

Don't be a brat.

They're friends, huh?

Let's go.

A trap, huh?

Are you okay, Russell? Are you hurt?

I'm okay, because you protected me.

But you're hurt.

Hang on, I'll heal you!

Chimeras are tough.

You don't need to protect me

I can't have something happening to you.

Every one of us wants the Sand King gone.

And you're the only one who can do it.

Heine

You're right.

I can't die until I've fulfilled my duty.

I won't let you die even after that.

You're still a kid.

And it's a grown-up's job to protect kids!

You're treating me like a kid again!

Fine, just you wait!

When you're in trouble, I'll protect you!

I can't wait.

I'm serious!

They don't have a clue.

Hey, Grimm.

Grimm, you awake?

What is it, Commander?

I can't see the sun, but my body

still thinks it's time to sleep.

Hey, can you put a curse

on them from here?

If they were to lose the ability

to use magic, they'd be in big trouble.

Not a bad idea.

But I need to speak in a pretty

loud voice for the curse to work.

Commander!

I'm feeling really bad for them!

When you look at how hard

they're trying

Throw your conscience

in a ditch somewhere!

Your country's fate

depends on this mission!

We can't fail!

But

Bonus.

I'm a knight. I have to

serve my country, huh?

Rose, just stay with me on this.

When we get back,

I'll give you a nice, big meal.

Commander,

you think you can get me to do anything

as long as you feed me, don't you?

Th-This time, I'll do

what you say, though!

It may be too late for both of them.

"Fellow Chimeras?"

We're here, Heine. This is it.

So this is the weapon

that can fight the Sand King?

It's huge.

Yeah.

It originally existed

to wipe out the monkeys

that were breeding up on the surface.

After we defeat the Sand King, we can

get rid of those annoying humans.

Not that again

You hate humans that much?

Yeah, I do.

That was the wish of

the one who created me.

You don't hate them?

I heard they did all kinds

of awful things to you.

Well, it's w*r.

I can't start hating them

for every little thing

No, I do hate them!

At least, that one human specifically!

I see.

You mean the one we met in Toris, right?

I'll let you finish him off

if we get the chance.

I appreciate it, but once

this thing comes online,

the w*r will be over.

Okay, Russell.

I know you can do this.

Anything I can help with?

Don't worry.

Just watch.

Yeah, it doesn't seem broken at all.

This'll be easy--

Die!

Russell of the Water, leader of

the Demon Lord's army, is mine!

Russell!

Okay, hands up.

What are you doing here?

Too bad. These ruins are ours now.

Try to resist, and I'll attack

the kid, not you.

You're such a

Wait! Were you following us

the whole time?

And now you're coming in at

the last minute to take the prize?

Yep! You figured us out!

That's right. We just strolled

right in after you did all the work!

That's not fair!

How many days do you think

it took us to get here?

That's not fair!

There are some things

that humans just shouldn't do!

Don't blame me. We're the bad guys.

Anyway, Heine.

Who was "that one human, specifically"

that you were just talking about?

I-I didn't say it was you.

Hey, Six.

Don't interrupt! This is the good part.

He's not breathing.

--Russell!

--Seriously?

I guess that was a critical hit.

--Well done, Six.

--Russell! Russell!

Russell!

Oh, crap! Did I just k*ll a kid?

Alice, can you do something?

I can give him a shot,

but if it doesn't work, give up.

Morning.

What happened?

You took a near-fatal blow from me.

But we're nice people, and the

battle's over, so we patched you up.

I see. You hit me from behind, huh?

Did you hear what he said?

A minute ago he was panicking.

He also said the battle's over!

Even Lord Zenarith himself is disgusted.

So you were waiting for me to revive

so you could steal this weapon.

That's right.

Now don't get any ideas.

Listen, I know I'm a demon,

but are you guys okay

with this, as people?

First, open this up for us.

Then tell us how to control the thing.

Snow, I'm feeling like the bad guy here.

Don't say that to me!

I'm doing this for my nation

Yes, for my nation's sake!

Snow, can you look me

in the eyes and say that?

It's easy to boot it up.

Anybody associated with this facility can.

I didn't expect he'd do

exactly what I asked

Hey

Hey, Six, what was that?

Damn it!

Crap, I think it's too late.

Six, give up on stealing it,

and destroy it!

Don't move!

One wrong move and

bad things will happen to her!

For some reason, I think that not only

the enemy, but my allies, are disgusted!

Russell, can I leave this to you?

Yep. This is all I need.

Go back to the castle and report.

I don't like the way this is going

Tell them that with this ancient weapon,

I can destroy the Sand King,

and the humans, too!

It's a tie this time, Six.

Next time we meet--

Not happening!

Crap, I didn't make it in time.

Well done, Six.

You got yourself a treasure.

Damn that Six

Let me finish my line!

Wh-What?

You earned evil points!

Why you!

Retreat!

Wait! You monkeys will regret

what you did to Heine!

I'll crush you!

Shut up!

You want Heine's underwear

that badly, pervert?

Here you go, go grab it!

You idiot!

Heine and I aren't like

Why you!

What do we do, Commander?

I don't think we can fight that thing!

Can it even get out?

I didn't see a corridor

big enough for it to fit!

The ancients weren't idiots!

There's probably an exit just for it!

It doesn't matter.

If it wants to fight, we just drag

things out inside the ruins.

Yeah.

I can't imagine that big thing can

keep going forever without resupply!

You're late.

I was getting bored!

Go back inside!

These ruins aren't built tough enough

to stop this thing.

You can't hide inside.

I'll stomp on you all, like insects!

"Next Time:

Final Episode!"

"Look forward to it!"