01x04 - Cabin Fever

[bunniefuu]

[Wind whooshing]

- [snow crunching under tires]

- [bus engine rumbling]

Whoa! Easy, girl.

[Honking]

Good girl.

[Ominous music plays]

Do you ever wonder why we--

[Both grunt]

- Hey!

- Ugh.

[Grumbles] Ch-ch-ch-chh.

Hmph.

- [Laughs] No kidding.

- [Laughs]

[Khan] After the core collapse,

I didn't notice the collars.

[Flashbulbs popping]

Only your mom being a catch.

[Dramatic musical sting]

[sighs] She was always all,

"Build doors against

the coming sky demons!"

"The singularity awakens."

"Look at this cool 'S' I can draw."

[sighs] Turns out

I'm not who either of you needed.

Just

Be safe, okay?

Uh, teacher, what is this field trip?

Yeah, U*i's idea.

- Ask her.

- [Scoffs] Who?

I've sat next to you for years.

[All gasp]

Bite me. I asked to go alone.

He's mad at your test scores.

No year-end bonus, no learning.

So, we're just unsupervised?

- [All scream]

- What the--

[Dark musical sting plays]

Welcome, campers!

Let's sound off!

One, two

[Cheerful music plays]

[music stops]

[g*nsh*t]

[overlapping shouted numbers]

That's everyone!

[Whispers] Minus one.

[Normal voice] We've got so many

distracting activities planned,

so no sneaking off to investigate stuff.

To the bunks!

[Cheerful music resumes]

[music winds down]

- Sounds good, N.

- Anything for my bestie.

[Cheerful music resumes]

Uh, y-yeah.

They're, like, my friends, too.

So, it's cool.

[Dramatic musical sting]

[all scream]

- You can be our friend, little guy.

- Poor thing's defective.

- [Growls]

- [yelps]

[tense music plays]

Hmph. Nah, just full of love.

This one's a pilot.

Oh. [giggles]

Wow, a pilot.

[Suspenseful music playing and building]

[music fades]

[insect beeps softly]

[helmet clatters]

[wind shrieking]

[exhales slowly]

[metal clattering]

[gasps]

[panting]

- [Rebecca screams]

- Huh?

[Tense music building]

- [Rebecca screams and giggles]

- [music stops]

[all laughing]

So, my friend wants to know

if you k*lled her family

And are single?

Make way for the canoe train!

Sabotage, minions! Plan X!

- [Grunts]

- [laughter]

- [yelps]

- [groans]

- [both yelp]

- [screams]

I can't swim!

- [N] Hup!

- Oh [giggles]

- Thank you.

- Close one.

[Tense music plays]

[grimacing and whimpering]

[panting]

- [V] Tick-tock.

- [Gasps]

[giggles]

H-Hey, stupid idiot.

Uh, weren't you just--

You said this camp would help us

catch that red-eyed doll freak.

How about more "explorey,"

less "watch-from-window creepy."

Working on it.

Just so glad you guys fit right in.

Super cool.

[Blade rings]

Better to stay distant, though.

Don't ya think?

Since I'll have to k*ll you next?

N's made friends with rocks, by the way.

He'll move on just fine.

[Sighs]

[bug chirping weakly]

Sorry, buddy. Got you good.

[Bug chirping]

[tense music playing]

Hmm?

[Wood creaking and exploding]

[mysterious music playing]

[bug chittering]

[scanner beeps rapidly]

Elevator?

[Hologram keys tapping]

Where's that? What are you?

Ah, sorry. Did I

Cheat?

[g*nsh*t]

[scoffs]

You didn't even k*ll everyone here.

Check this out.

[Mellow music plays]

[weak applause]

[snow crunching]

[U*i whispering] Psst, hey.

U*i, get on out here!

This troupe's a team!

Wait, no! Inclusive reflexes!

Uh [laughs, hisses through teeth]

- Hey, everyone.

- [All yelp]

Ah!

[Tense music plays]

[panting]

[creature chittering]

Um, ignore all of this.

Uh [breathing heavily]

[smooches]

I was just

Going

I live in the woods now! [panting]

Who was that?

[Wood clattering]

[yelps and panting]

[whimpering]

[panting and whimpering]

- [feedback whines]

- [high-pitched ringing]

[clock ticking]

[gasping and whimpering]

[dark music plays]

[grunts]

[alarm blaring]

[eerie low growling]

[dramatic music plays]

V, we can't hurt U*i.

We do our jobs,

and that thing leaves us alone.

I don't know what you're talking about

because you won't tell me!

Huh?

What are you so afraid of?

- I'm not afraid.

- I am! U*i is!

She's a kid! Like us, V.

What is wrong with you?!

[Sighs] Look after the campers.

[Snow crunching underfoot]

Hot.

Not hot? You're too good for him.

Do whatever you want.

[Tense music plays]

[wind howling]

We need to sneak this far

just to make out?

It's about mood, Darren.

[Thunder crashing]

- Nice.

- I get it now.

[Squelching]

[grunts]

Uh Um

[Door creaks, slams]

- [yelps]

- Huh?

[U*i giggling]

[interface beeping]

[door creaks]

[static blaring over monitor]

[insectile skittering]

[tense music playing]

[dark musical sting]

[gasps and panting]

- [squelching]

- [crunching]

[gulping]

[retches]

[coughing and gasping]

[alarm chiming]

[breathing shakily]

[man] But her warranty wasn't expired.

[Drawn out] It never existed.

It's scary 'cause it's, like

Aren't you guys worried

about Darren and Rebecca?

Real.

Shouldn't they be back from their

"immoral make-out session" by n--

- [Shrieks]

- [all scream]

[coughing and gasping]

- Rebecca!

- Who did this to you?

[Coughs] Don't remember name

[Heaves] Super unpopular

- Descriptive clues, man!

- Purple eyes

Hot Topic [coughs]

I feel like I'd remember

someone like that?

[Giggling]

- [all scream]

- [all whimpering]

[breathing shakily]

[giggling softly]

Oh.

Y-You?

[All scream]

S-s-split up!

I think I read that's good! [panting]

[dramatic music plays]

[panting]

[grunts]

[hollering]

[panting]

[tree cracks]

[U*i giggles]

[whimpering and panting]

Huh?

[Grunts]

- [U*i giggling]

- [whimpering] Uh

Uh, does it at least have pictures?

It doesn't. I checked.

[Sam hollering]

Oh, thank robo-god, final girl!

[U*i giggling]

Um, clashing?

[Gagging]

[U*i giggling]

[grunts]

[coughing]

k*lling her. Not saving you.

Okay, Mom.

[U*i panting] V, please

New body, same horrors. Huh, Cyn?

I don't know who that is

Can I talk to N?

[Scoffs] I'll make sure you can't.

[Winces]

- [giggling]

- Ah!

[Giggling]

[yelps]

[yelps]

[scoffs]

[V yelping and gasping]

[giggling]

[grunting]

Whoops! Easy there, buddy.

- Whoop.

- [Gasps]

[laughs] Ow. Up we go!

[Screams]

[N muffled] What'd I say

about antagonizing her?

Ugh, you always take her side.

[U*i screaming]

[panting and whimpering]

U*i, you want to tell me

what's the matter?

No, don't look.

I'm gross and eating people and stuff.

Yeah, we'll figure that part out.

[Melancholy music plays]

But you know that's not what I mean.

Are you, like

Gonna leave me?

- U*i--

- Never mind, it's stupid.

[Sighs] Before we met,

scary stuff was actually

Pretty scary.

Then tonight, too,

cause you weren't with me

to make it fun somehow.

I kind of forgot what that was like.

Same.

[Goofy voice] Then we'll stick together.

[Laughs] Don't frickin' touch it!

[Goofy British accent]

Plus, my voice is more like --

[Shock wave booms]

[normal voice]

Accent was a bad idea anyway.

N, I'm sorry.

Ah, not like you k*lled anyone.

- Oh, no, I definitely--

- Kidding!

Just avoid another whole spire.

Baby steps.

Together?

[Sighs] Eww.

- Don't patronize me.

- What?

I think it's gross all by myself.

God, you're a diva lately.

[Chuckles softly]

- [Ron] Hyah! Hyah!

- [Engine turns over]

[honking]

[pensive music plays]

[clears throat]

So, missing some campers here.

[Snoring softly]

[sighs]

Yo, I get hungry, idiot.

No name-calling. Just a question.

[Snoring softly]

[moaning]

[rock version of main theme plays]