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01x02 - The Art of Negotiation in Captivating a Stubborn Tribal Chief

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Headhunted to Another World". Aired: January 6, 2025 – March 24, 2025.*

01x02 - The Art of Negotiation in Captivating a Stubborn Tribal Chief

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[UCHIMURA]

To think

I would transfer

to another world.

And what's more,

as one of the Big Four

of the Demon Army!

So, this is the

organizational chart?

Even though

it's a small country,

the chain of command's

on point.



I never thought

I'd get such a big office.

I'm pretty stressed out though.

But this is for

the Demon Overlord,

who recruited me,

a half-assed salaryman.

I will prove myself!



[door opens]

[whimpering]

[bats screeching]

[screams]

[UCHIMURA] Now that I've

decided to take this position,

I must uphold

certain workplace etiquette.

Let's see

I should reach out

to the other elite generals

who I haven't had

a chance to speak with yet!

[knocking]

Ms. Sylphid, are you in?

Yes?

Oh, my, um,

and who might you be?

[UCHIMURA]

Uh, right.

My name is Uchimura.

I've recently been inducted

as one of the Big Four.

I'm here to see Sylphid,

Archmage of Storms--

My apologies.

[BELINDA] Mistress Sylphid

has been absent

for quite some time now.

What?

You mean she's not here?

Right. My name is Belinda

and I'm her assistant.

I will inform her

that you came to visit,

so please kindly take

your leave for today, sir.

[UCHIMURA]

Wha

Oh, well.

You win some, you lose some!

That's just business.

No time to wallow, let's go!

[ULMANDRA]

Uchimura!

So, this is where you've been!

The Overlord is summoning you!

Hmm.

He wants to see me?

I think it's a new work order.

I'm on top of it.

[UCHIMURA] A merger negotiation

with the Ogre Tribe, huh?

[DEMON OVERLORD]

That's correct.

Our Demon Army

is an emerging force.

If we wish to develop

our power,

we must cooperate

with the demi-human tribes

that surround the region.

That's how one

becomes stronger.

And amongst these tribes

the ogres boast

a particularly large influence.

Their brute force rivals

the strength of our army,

and their military even leads

the nearby kingdoms.

However, because of this,

they are wary of our forces

and have started to control

the outgoing intel.

An alliance

would be beneficial,

but they could prove

troublesome foes.

In your world,

you would call this

a merger with a competitor, no?

In this world, negotiations

with such a large tribe

proved too great a challenge

for my subordinates.

After seeing your success

with the minotaurs,

you might be the only one

capable of such a task!

I trust you won't let me down.

Negotiate a merger

with the Ogre Tribe!

Show me what you can achieve!

Of course, sir.

All right, I have no choice

but to go with you.

That's a huge relief.

Oh, well, who knows what

would happen if I wasn't there?

[water burbling]

Uchimura, we're both Big Fours,

so working together

makes sense!

True.

Oh, speaking of that,

I think we should start

by meeting Ms. Gnome

of the Earthen Bastion.

Good call.

[gasps]

Looking at the org chart,

Ms. Gnome's over the

demi-human forces, right?

The Ogre Tribe's

demi-human too,

so maybe they'll

have some intel.

Oh, I can't go!

[ULMANDRA] I need

to check on the carriage.

Right, it's more efficient if

we divide the tasks, isn't it?

Well, then, we can split here

until it's time to head out.

Ah!

[sighs]

Just try to be quick about it.

[indistinct chatter]

[grunts]

[grunting]

What's this?

[WOLVES]

Enough!

[GNOME] Your accuracy

with the bow has improved.

[ARCHER DEMI-HUMANS]

Yes, ma'am!

Your spear attacks are much

quicker than before, as well.

[ARCHER DEMI-HUMANS]

Yes, ma'am!

Everyone's been working hard.

Allow them some time to rest.

Right!

[UCHIMURA]

Her men's morale is high.

To think she can command

such a large army.

[GNOME]

So, what do you want with me,

Overseas Manager Uchimura?

Oh, uh, okay.

You already know who I am.

I'm here to discuss

the Ogre Tribe.

Really, I assume that means

they're the next group

we'll be negotiating with?

[UCHIMURA]

Um, yes.

Well, let's see.

No one wants to go up

against their chief, Ogure.

[UCHIMURA]

Why not?

He's a rather audacious man

and because of that

he's regarded by his

opponents as a dictator.

Ha!

Well, the rest you should

see for yourself.

Besides, you'd best get

that thing

out of here right now.

I cannot be held responsible.

My men get antsy

when demons are afoot.

-[growling]

-What the Ms. Ulmandra?

What happened to you?

I started to worry because

it was taking you so long

-and it's time to go.

-[gasps]

[ULMANDRA] I mean,

it's time to move your a*s!

Huh, I'm sorry!

All right, you need to get

that thing out of here.

Whoa, just what do you mean

by "that thing," huh?

You already said it

once before.

Hey, listen to me.

[ULMANDRA] Raise your ears!

Hear me out for once!

[UCHIMURA]

Where's this coming from?

[ULMANDRA]

Have a little respect!

EPISODE 2

THE ART OF NEGOTIATION

IN CAPTIVATING

A STUBBORN TRIBAL CHIEF

Good grief.

How long's this gonna take?

You'll wait until the chief

gives his permission.

We can't let

anyone through till then,

not even the Big Four

or whoever you are.

[UCHIMURA]

Just like my last job.

Negotiating with a competitor's

never straight forward.

You're already playing the game

before you can even get

your foot in the door.

Come on now,

throwing off the other party

by making them wait

is a common tactic.

It's best to stay calm--

They're certainly having fun

making fools out of us.

[whimpering]

[OLULU]

Lord Uchimura, Lord Ulmandra,

thank you for waiting.



Follow me this way.

[both gasp]

Oh, good,

they're letting us in.



Uh

[footfall]

Uh-huh!

-Would you close your mouth?

-Oh, yeah, right.

Keep your guard up.

The ogres are

an exceptional race.

Their strength is comparable

to that of the Demon Army.

You do understand

our biggest challenge,

-don't you?

-Sure.

[UCHIMURA]

Ms. Gnome said it herself,

no one wants to be up against

the chief of the Ogre Tribe.



Please feel free

to head inside.

[door creaking opens]

[UCHIMURA] I wonder

what kind of being he is.



[fire crackling]



[groaning]

Lord Ogure, we're here on

behalf of the Demon Overlord--

[OGURE]

I'll have silence!

Listen here.

Don't you dare utter a word

without my permission.

In my presence,

you will not speak.

You will not move

nor make a sound.

You will not do anything

unless I say you can!

[sighs]

[UCHIMURA]

Ulmandra didn't go off?

He must be the real deal.

I know exactly what

you're trying to accomplish.

You are here to surrender

to my army, are you not, son?

[both gasping]

Fine, I'll consider it

but it comes with

one important condition.

I will need you to bring

something to me first.

The Demon Overlord's head

served on a silver platter.

[laughs]

[OGURE] What do you think,

seems reasonable.

[ULMANDRA] How dare

you spout such mockery.

[OGURE]

Will you or won't you comply?

Hurry up

and give me your answer.

[ULMANDRA]

What kind of question is that?

What should I say?

In that case, please allow us

a chance to think it over, sir.

[UCHIMURA] Thank you very much

for taking the time

out of your busy schedule

to speak with us today.

-What the

-Let's go.

Ah!



[groaning]

[chuckles]

[ULMANDRA]

Argh, I'll never forgive him!

How insulting!

Did you hear

how that old geezer

spoke of our Lord?

I'll shred him to bits

-and feed them to the dogs!

-Calm down,

this is how

he wants you to react.

I don't care if this is what

he wants or not!

-He won't get away with it!

-Just stop it.

He wants to make you mad

so he can use

your reaction against you.

Wait, what?

[UCHIMURA] The ogre chief has

no intention of negotiating.

But at the same time,

he doesn't want to start

a pointless w*r.

That's why he tried

so hard to rile you up.

If he could make you

lose your temper,

he could say

it was all your fault

that the deal fell through.

[OGURE]

The negotiations fell through

because of the absolute scum

you sent over!

He's got a lot of nerve.

He insulted our whole army!

How does that

not bother you at all?

It bothers me

more than I can express.

-Ah!

-[UCHIMURA] Of course, it does.

But making a scene would've

made our Lord look weak.

What's the worst case?

They'd have an excuse

to join nearby tribes

and plan an attack

on the Demon Army?

If the other party won't budge,

best to withdraw.

Forcing it will only put

a damper on the relationship.

Yeah, that's a good point,

I'm sorry.

Please don't apologize.

If you weren't there,

Ms. Ulmandra,

I probably

would have been the one

that lost control in there.

Glad to be of help.

But what'll we do next?

We don't have time

to just twiddle our thumbs.

[UCHIMURA] Right,

no reason to draw it out.

-[OLULU] Pardon me.

-[BOTH] Huh?

[UCHIMURA]

We met earlier?

I apologize

for barging in on you.

I am Ogure's daughter,

my name is Olulu.

You are?



So, are you here

to get rid of us or what?

Come on now.

Do you need to talk to us or



Yes, I do.

Please listen, you must drag

my father off his throne.

[both gasp]

[UCHIMURA] You want us

to remove him from the throne?



-[door creaking opens]

-[ULMANDRA] What's this?

[OLULU]

The castle's food cellar.

In the past, we ogres

had a great deal of influence

on the surrounding tribes.

However, we've run into

financial problems lately,

with some of us even struggling

to find enough food to eat.

I thought so.

[ULMANDRA]

When did you think that?

I've seen it happen before.

[UCHIMURA] The soldier's

equipment was all nicked

and cracked and the castle's

hall was cold and dark.

It's a common sight amongst

large companies in decline.

The top-down management style

lead by one person

moves quickly

because the chain

of command is so simple.

But once it breaks down,

it's hard to get

back on their feet.

Isn't that

what's happening here?

[gasps]

That's correct.

The only way to rebuild

this failing tribe

would be to start relying

on the Demon Army.

But my father

keeps refusing to listen.

[OLULU] Besides that, my father

the chief, is quite ill.

[both gasp]

We're carefully controlling

all outgoing intel.

That's why we made you wait

before you could meet him.

[groans]

[OLULU]

He's putting up a strong front

but he's nowhere near

as powerful as he once was.

But still, the kingdom

would be thrown into chaos

if he were to pass.

Something must be done!

While I completely

understand how you feel

I still think you're making

a big mistake.

[gasps]

[UCHIMURA]

You shouldn't overshare.

You're trusted with the inner

workings of your business.

Don't jeopardize that

to tear down your sick boss.

Sometimes silence is best.

You really should be

more cautious

as the daughter of the chief.

Aww, you come off like

a real gentleman

doling out such

sage advice and whatnot.

-Seriously.

-[UCHIMURA] Ms. Ulmandra!

You know, I trust my ability

to read others.

I knew in my gut

you weren't bad people

and that's why I told you.

[sighs]

[OLULU]

Mr. Dennosuke Uchimura

would you

please marry me

as soon as possible

so you can become

the new chief of our tribe?

-[UCHIMURA] Uh?

-[ULMANDRA] Ah?

What?!

We need someone like you

to save our tribe

before it's too late!

Hold on a minute,

this is all so sudden.

[OLULU] Everyone in the

Ogre Tribe is hard-headed

and under

my father's influence.

If we can find a leader

with new ideas,

then we can be saved!

I can't think of a better way!

[grunts]

[sighs]

-[gasps]

-Come on, I'm begging you!

Let's not waste any time!

[UCHIMURA]

Ms. Olulu?

[whimpering]



[gasps]

Please allow us some time

to think about it.

[bird chirping]

Jeez, what am I doing?

The clan chief has

no intention of negotiating.

Ms. Olulu may be his daughter

but she's jumping the g*n.

[UCHIMURA] My second mission

is to bring the ogres

into the Demon Army.

But how?



BAR

DEMON OVERLORDY

[sighs]

[ULMANDRA]

I'm telling you!

The king of the beasts

is the best!

Mm-hm-hm.

[growls]

-What do you think?

-Huh?

The strongest wild animal's

obviously, the lion.

But the Master says

it's gorillas and won't budge.

Hm.

Oh, well, that

is a good pick though.

It's the chest beating.

[thumping]

[gasps]

Ugh.



What about marking?

[ULMANDRA] Well, actually

maybe that doesn't seem

like a big deal since

housecats do it, too but

Oh, I know, the pride!

[sighs]

A group of lions

is referred to as a pride!

Now that's pretty cool, right?



[chewing]



[UCHIMURA]

Pride.

Group.

Wait, that's it!

[gulps]

[sighs]



[UCHIMURA]

It's time to

settle this account.

[wind howling]

[ULMANDRA]

Uchimura!

Did you really have

a major breakthrough?

I sure did.

My apologies

for calling you so early.

Oh, don't worry about that,

let's just hurry up

and go meet the Ogre Tribe.

Actually, we'll be

heading somewhere else.

Hm?

What does that mean?

I'll fill you in

as we make our way there.

If everything goes well,

hopefully, the chief

will be the one

to set up an audience.

You really think

that'll happen?

ONE WEEK LATER

[UCHIMURA]

Is something wrong?

We heard you wanted

to see us immediately.

[growling]

Stop playing dumb with me,

you sneaky rats!

You want to explain

why all the surrounding tribes

have decided to join

the Demon Army?

[chuckles]



[ULMANDRA]

What?

You plan to recruit

the other races first?

Yes.

Just as I thought,

they're all in trouble, too.

The Ogre Tribe was able

to provide aid for them

in the past, but not anymore.

[ULMANDRA]

They have their own issues now.

[UCHIMURA] And so,

we'll begin by annexing

the Ogre Tribe's

neighboring territory.

I like to call it,

"Operation Strong Hold

of Large Corporations."

"Strong hold of" what?

[ULMANDRA] Figured he'd be mad

but I didn't expect him

to call us out on it.

[UCHIMURA] I used this strategy

in my last world

when I was dealing

with a large company.

[buzzing]

Approaching a big company

from the front gates

will just get you dismissed

and laughed at.

[chuckles] So, I decided

to pitch our product

to all the small-to-medium

sized companies in the area.

That forced the big companies

to buy it themselves

to save face,

they couldn't allow

the smaller companies

to have new products

while they carried old ones.

That's just straight

Business 101.

If the surrounding demi-humans

join the Demon Army,

that prideful chief can't just

look the other way.

The first step's a success.

And now

You see

they could barely

make ends meet.

Joining the Demon Army

guarantees they'll survive.

That's not the issue I have!

This land belongs to the

Ogre Tribe and no one else!

[UCHIMURA]

That's it.

He's being unreasonable

and losing his temper.

Anger like that's always

the first step

to folding in negotiations.

My apologies,

but I can assure you

that during our visits

with the other tribes,

we had official

ogre representation.

That's a lie!

I authorized no such thing!

I don't believe anyone

ever said that you did.

It's time.

Please join us.



[Ogure gasps]

[OGURE]

Wha

Did you

Lady Olulu

took it upon herself.

She's the one

who arranged the discussions

with the surrounding tribes.

As your daughter, she had

the title and connections,

so the negotiations ran

as smoothly

as they possibly could.

[OGURE] Why would

Olulu do such a thing?

[OLULU] Father,

I believe our top priority

should be protecting lives

and securing the future

of all the demi-humans!

Let the Demon Army help us.

That's the only way

out of this whole mess.

Oh, stop being foolish!

There's no way

I'll accept their--

Times have changed, Father!

[groans]

[OLULU]

Hear me out.

You're stronger

than anyone else

and you're who

I've always looked up to.

[both laughing]

It's true.

But your days as Ogure

the Invincible are long past

and you can't do this alone.

It's time to join forces!

-[OGURE] Hm?

-[OLULU] Father, please!

[UCHIMURA] Would you

consider forming an alliance?

-[BOTH] Huh? -Allies

that don't have to merge.

We'll form an equal

partnership instead.

An alliance of equals?

[UCHIMURA] By the way, being

annexed by the Demon Army

isn't that different

from becoming an ally

since the overlord allows

autonomy to the other party.

But the wording

makes all the difference

to a proud,

accomplished chief like him.

I'll consider it.

Give me time.

Just remain patient and I'll

have an answer for you soon.

-[gasping]

-Much appreciated!

Thank you kindly, Lord Ogure!

[ULMANDRA] Oh, the "allow us

to think on it" play?

You sure about this?

I am.

[UCHIMURA]

The answer is already there.

He just needs to take the time

to come to the decision

on his own.



Thank you.

It means the world to me.

[OGURE] My little girl

made a deal on her own.

[scoffs]

I suppose the times

really are changing.



A FEW DAYS LATER

[panting]

Uchimura, we've received

confirmation from Ogure.

[UCHIMURA]

That's great news.

-[UCHIMURA] Hmm.

-[ULMANDRA] What's going on?

The Demon Overlord has told me

to appoint a top aide.

But I have no idea

who I should choose

and to be frank,

someone like me can't tell

who's a good demi-human

or demon candidate

by thumbing

through these resumes!

In that case, go with your gut

and randomly pick someone!

I can't just do that.

What's with you?

[UCHIMURA] Oh, I was

thinking how nice it'd be

if I could choose you

as my partner.

[gasps]

What?

Are you really telling me

you want to be

partners with me now?

Oh, my, but we've only

just met, you know.

I'd like to pick someone

I'm familiar with

and I've spent the most

time with you so far.

-[knocking]

-Huh? Yes!

[ULMANDRA]

so as your partner, heh.

[UCHIMURA]

Who is it?

Long time, no see!

Oh, it's you, Ms. Olulu!

I was sent here as part of the

alliance with the Demon Army,

I'm a representative

of the Ogre Tribe.

Ah, I see a personnel exchange.

Mr. Uchimura

I want to thank you

for all your help!

Somehow, you got

my father to listen.

He's delegating to the most

capable members of the clan!

Oh, he's started working

on developing a successor, huh?

Yes, thanks to you,

the Ogre Tribe is ready

and able to make

a smooth transition.

If there's anything I can do

for you, please tell me!

[UCHIMURA]

Anything, you say?

Then I must ask,

would you have any interest

in coming to work with me?

[Ulmandra growling]

Wow, are you sure

I'm a good fit for the job?

[UCHIMURA] Oh, you'd be

perfect for it, Ms. Olulu.

You can just call me Olulu.

Then, pleasure to have you

on board, Olulu.

Thank you.



And of course, I look forward

to working with you, too.

Not a chance

because I'm your rival.

I'm not getting

all buddy-buddy with you.

What'd I do?

[UCHIMURA] Anyway,

the Demon Army has expanded

quite a bit

because of this negotiation.

Still, there's

always a risk that comes

with every big return.



Now we must be

even more vigilant.



ZOO / KAORI KAWAMURA

It's ironic.

Gorillas may look brutish,

but the truth is

they are delicate, timid,

and kind-hearted

on the inside.

And therefore, that must mean,

humans are just

snuggly gorillas.

Uh-huh.