01x02 - Wanna Hurry Up, and Do It?

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What did you say?

You didn't get that?

Well, the title is long after all.

Shizuku Kuroe

from St. Slimy Girls' Academy:

Madame's Shameless

Miracle Life in the Disgraceful Club 2!

I want to cosplay as Shizuku

from Slimy Girls 2.

Yes, Gojo?

Sorry, I don't really get it.

It's the first time I heard

of Slimy Girls 2.

For real?

All right, let me give you a quick recap.

Slimy Girls 2 is a really popular

dating sim released last year.

Dating sim?

It's also getting

an anime series this year.

How crazy is that?

The protagonist

is the headmaster's grandson,

and he's the only boy who enrolled

in his grandpa's all-girls academy.

You know, the common harem trope.

A boy enrolled in an all-girls academy?

How is that common?

There are many tear-jerking events

and they really make me cry.

By the way, are you the type

who can't stand the r*pe genre, Gojo?

Like a sex sl*ve.

Sex sl*ve?

But the sex sl*ves in the game

are doing it because they love it,

so it's fine.

It's still safe.

Fine? Safe?

The protagonist was ordered

by the headmaster

to join the Disgraceful Club,

and from there

What should I do?

I don't have any experience in gaming.

I can't follow the conversation at all!

Disgraceful Club? Sex sl*ve?

Does that type of game really exist?

Could it be that she's pulling

my leg this whole time?

Hey, did you seriously listen to all that?

It's all a joke! Why are you so serious?

That's right.

Normally, I'm always a loner,

so I can't follow

a conversation like this.

I never realized

-She's not talking nonsense!

-That makes the protagonist a sex sl*ve.

-Kitagawa is not screwing around at all!

-But she assaults him out of love.

Her eyes are dead serious!

Then when Slimy Girls 2 was released,

I knew the previous series was good,

so I thought to myself,

"I should just buy it."

I bought it with the motivation

to see Shizuku's cute face.

By the way, Shizuku never smiled before.

Isn't she just so cold?

Makes you really think,

"What's up with this girl?"

But the scenes that make you go,

"So she can make this kind of face,"

just keep coming, right?

Before I knew it,

I was head over heels for Shizuku.

I found myself in love with her.

Like, so in love.

And I also want to be like Shizuku!

Did you get me, Gojo?

I didn't get any of that.

-But

-I love Shizuku so much, I can't even.

When Kitagawa talks about what she likes,

she's really having fun.

At any rate,

I know for sure she loves Shizuku.

and so, it's like, happy ending!

Did you get that?

I have a question.

What? You didn't get that?

I got a grasp of it,

but I want to ask something.

What? Shizuku's birthday?

No!

That Slimy Girls 2

is an adult game, right?

Yes! A dating sim.

The top-tier dating sim!

Well, is that an X-rated game

or something?

IS THAT AN X-RATED GAME?

Okay! Looks like we're all clear here!

What?

Also, I thought girls are not into

that type of game.

Really? We are, though!

It's a normal thing to do!

Besides

Whatever you like has nothing to do with

whether you're a boy or a girl, right?

No!

Right?

Well, shall we begin?

Yes! I'll gladly work with you!

Gojo, did you just shed a tear?

Okay, then.

We'll have to look into where to start.

Wait a second.

Well

Oh, there it is.

Ta-da! I have this!

Oh, my.

So you have this kind of book.

That's the real stuff.

Try giving it a read.

Amazing! It shows the type of cloth used,

even down to how to draw the pattern!

Yes! So convenient, right?

It even goes into detail,

explaining how to use a sewing machine!

Yes!

Why couldn't she do it, even though

she had such an easy-to-understand book?

is what he's probably thinking.

I see.

I can buy what's missing,

so let's start with the measurement.

Then let's start now!

Oh, no.

It's already late,

and I can't possibly bother you over

the weekend, so let's start on Monday.

Yes. You're right.

Gojo.

Yes?

Thank you.

See you again next Monday.

Yes!

Hey, I'm coming in!

You're going to sleep already? How rare.

Yes.

I'm going to buy

a new sewing machine tomorrow,

so you can close the shop.

Okay.

I'm going to bed after taking a bath.

So much happened today.

BOOK FOR COSPLAY BEGINNERS:

COSPLAY CREATION GUIDE

I want to help her somehow.

What the

What?

GOJO DOLLS

Yes! I'm coming!

Pardon! We are closed today

Hey! I'm here.

Kitagawa?

Why are you here?

How do you know my place?

Why, you ask?

I can't possibly wait

until Monday when I know

that I'm finally

going to become Shizuku, can I?

So I just searched for "Gojo"

and "Hina dolls" and came here.

What a woman of action!

Anyway, may I come in?

What? Right now?

Can't I?

Well

-Here, for you.

-What

It's tasty.

Oh, you didn't have to.

Thank you very much.

Excuse me!

Hey, Kitagawa! Wait!

Is your room on the second floor?

Yes I mean, no!

Yes, it is!

Kitagawa

Oh, my!

This room is so you, Gojo.

You haven't put away your futon!

That's funny!

Are these for the dolls?

So you draw

with small brushes like these, huh?

Amazing!

Oh, I won't touch them, so don't worry.

My! What's this

This is bad!

My heart is beating furiously,

I can't hear anything she says!

No one else but my grandpa

has ever entered my room before!

But a girl is in my room now,

and it's Kitagawa, out of all people!

sh**t! I don't know

what to do in this situation!

Calm down!

Calm down.

I need to make sure

not to be rude to Kitagawa.

Earth to Gojo!

Oh, yes?

Can I help you?

Like I said

Shall we get into it?

What

The measuring, of course!

We need to take

my measurements first, right?

Come on! Let's do it!

About that

What?

Couldn't you get someone else to do that?

What? Why?

So you won't do it?

Well, no.

It's not like I don't want to.

Well

In the book you lent me yesterday,

I can't measure your size

Well

Unless

Unless

Unless you undress.

Oh, that?

That's easy.

What? Kitagawa?

There!

I've got my swimsuit underneath!

I knew you would be troubled for sure.

When it comes to it, I'm really a genius!

What do you think?

You'll do fine with this, right?

What? Gojo?

Hey. What happened? Are you okay?

Don't touch me right now!

What do you mean? Sorry.

Then I'll start by measuring your head.

Pleasure to work with you!

Please do.

Will it be easier for you

if I close my eyes?

Calm down. Focus!

I need to be careful

not to touch Kitagawa!

Peek.

Oh, god! Are you okay?

That was loud, though.

Sorry. I'm fine.

I'll measure your shoulders next,

so could you turn around, please?

Okay.

Oh, boy. I got distracted.

Hang in there. If it's the back

Man, even her back is dangerous!

Is my hair getting in the way?

What about now?

Hey.

Can I ask you something?

What?

You're wearing a swimsuit now, aren't you?

Well

Are you not embarrassed?

What? With what? No.

Anyway, I'm going to become Shizuku,

so I should act like her.

Wait. What was that sound?

What are you doing?

-Gojo?

-That's right. How rude of me.

To think of how she feels

with such a dirty mind myself!

It's nothing! Please don't mind me!

You're asking for the impossible!

For the one who trusted me,

in all sincerity,

I will give my best to it!

I have to!

All right.

In order to make the clothes for her,

I will need to focus!

Aren't you doing well!

-Yes!

-Oh, right.

Gojo, I was wondering if you could take

my foot measurements as well.

Foot?

Well, I can't make shoes, so

I think you could buy

a pair on the market.

Well, yes, but

Even though they fit my size, sometimes

I still hurt my feet when I wear them.

Isn't that strange?

I think you're wearing the ones that

don't fit perfectly around the instep.

Right here?

Yes.

Also, let's measure the width.

I'll get a chair. Please wait a moment.

What? We can use this, right?

Isn't the height just right?

-No, it's not!

-Why?

Why, you say?

It's dirty!

I'm totally fine with it. Yes.

No!

I beg you!

Please move from that dirty futon at once!

I'm fine, see?

I don't want you to get dirty,

so please get off of it!

I said I don't mind.

Just take my measurements already.

What? I

I'll bring the chair right away, so

I'm sorry. I'm really

What?

Gojo.

Come on.

Do it.

Yes.

I see.

I'll remember it

the next time I buy shoes.

Right! Let's keep going!

Next is the bust!

I'll also tidy up my hair for this.

There.

Go ahead, Gojo.

Don't tell me

I'm going to measure it?

Of course! Who else will do it, then?

You?

Why me?

You see, if I'm going to measure

my own bust, I need to bend, right?

That's why, every time I do it,

the sizes are always different.

It's just too hard for me to do it alone.

That's why you have to do it, Gojo.

No way.

What?

Come on. What's with the sudden cowering?

You've been doing well so far, though.

Well, because

If I do it

I don't really get it, but come on!

My arms are getting sore too.

Oh, sorry!

I'll measure it right

away.

So close.

It's too close. As if I'm

No! Don't even think about it!

I'm just measuring her size! Nothing else!

It's just for the sake

of making the clothes! Focus!

Lower your arms and look forward, please.

Focus.

Focus.

Focus.

Focus!

I feel you.

It's hard to keep

a steady posture like this, right?

I don't mind getting into a position

that makes it easier for you.

I want to die.

It's done.

Good work.

Say, what about we do the under bust

and bust point as well?

No way.

Again?

If you don't know the size,

you can't make a proper breast pocket.

Breast pocket?

I want it to be as similar as possible,

so if I can't make it, I'd be troubled.

Sorry, but I can't.

What? But why?

I really don't get what you mean.

Well, because I

I

I don't even know where your n*pples are.

I don't know.

-Gojo!

-What?

Where is it?

I'm joking! Loosen up, will you?

Yes, you're right.

It's not like I can show them to you.

Sorry, Gojo.

I'll do it myself, so lend me the tape.

I'm sorry. Here you go.

So

It's from here to here, right?

What? From there? Here?

Yes.

Twenty centimeters!

Twenty centimeters!

Twenty centimeters

My mind became blanker and blanker

from those concrete numbers.

BUST POINT SIZE: 20CM

The only one left now

is the inseam measurement, right?

Yes.

I won't be seeing her face when measuring

the inseam, so I can take it easy.

Though I'm a bit fed up with myself

being flustered

with every small unsightly thing.

This is embarrassing.

I also want to be like Kitagawa,

a person who doesn't get flustered,

no matter what happens.

What?

Did you say something just now?

Sorry, I was deep in my thoughts,

I couldn't hear what you said.

Kitagawa?

Your face is red.

What? No way!

What?

It's not

This

Is the room getting hot?

Sorry, I didn't realize.

I'll turn on the air conditioner.

I wonder if this year's summer

will be hot too.

Probably.

GOJO DOLLS

Good work today!

Good work!

I'll put my clothes on now.

Yes!

-Kitagawa.

-Yes?

Do you have any references

for Slimy Girls?

I want to put the pattern on paper,

so I want to know about their design.

Oh, right. That! Wait a moment.

Here you go!

Slimy Girls 1 and 2!

Here!

Thank you very much.

Two of them?

I thought the sequel would be enough,

but I think it would be better

if you also played the first title.

Yes

Since tomorrow is Sunday,

you should play them!

They're cute, after all!

Gojo?

Oh, sorry to interrupt you

in the middle of changing.

It's not a big deal. Are you okay?

Do you have a stomach cramp?

Sorry. I'm fine.

Even though I know it's a swimsuit

How pathetic.

I'm back, Wakana.

I bought the new machine

I'm being seen.

I'm done for!

I'm so

Welcome back, Grandpa!

I already prepared dinner for us.

What?

-Right. I just bought the sewing machine.

-Stop it!

Yes. Thank you!

Well, Wakana is already

at that age, after all.

Even so

What's with that serious face?

I see. So that's how the back is.

He's taking notes too?

No!