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01x08 - Aaj Kuch Bada Kaand Hoga

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mum Bhai". Aired: 12 November 2020.*
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The story revolves around Bhaskar Shetty, who emerges as a top encounter specialist in Mumbai.

01x08 - Aaj Kuch Bada Kaand Hoga

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[Title Montage]

[Man 1] The cops have

come to encounter me!

Are you not fed up of being with

gangsters and g*ns all the time?

That you even want

to watch a gangster movie?

Listen to me.

Now you are already married,

and back from the honeymoon too.

When will you introduce

me to the producer?

Very soon.

I won't stay young forever.

Get it?

I want to see myself

on the silver screen.

So do I.

Then introduce me to the producer.

-I am talking about myself.

-[Ranjana] What?

Do you want to become an actor too?

[Man behind] Quiet please.

[Man 2] Sir, Maya's

mother wants to meet you.

[Man 3] Call her.

You think I am a fool?

I won't act in films.

They will make a movie about my life.

This director has made

many movies on gangsters.

Now he will make a

film about the real heroes.

Get lost.

[Narrator] There was a time

Rama was someone's right-hand.

Today, he ruled over all of Mumbai.

Whatever he touched, turned to gold.

Time and the ones who

flow with it are the most powerful.

And the time demanded cocaine.

In Mumbai, Rama

was Cocaine King.

But ATS too was on his heels.

And after the last episode

Karekar stopped sharing

his locations with Bhaskar.

[Man 4] Cops are here, run.

[Man 5] Move ahead, I will cover.

[Karekar] Come on, sh**t. sh**t.

sh**t him.

Dinkar, cover him. Cover him.

Go down.

Motherfker, what are you doing?

Tell me, who is your boss?

-[g*nsh*t]

-[loud ringing]

You shot from such a close range.

I could have been shot.

You did exactly that, with me.

Do you remember?

What?

What?

Motherfkers! What's going on here?

You couldn't sh**t a gangster.

Yet you are

accusing your colleague?

Sir, my g*n was jammed.

[Bhaskar] And he shot me so closely,

my ears are still ringing.

[Bhide] g*n jam?

Sir before leaving

I had checked it myself.

-Checked the g*n?

-Hey.

Enough, Bhaskar!

[Karekar] You are raising

your hands on your colleague,

and also falsely blaming him?

This is the last warning.

Or else I will transfer you

to immersion duties or securities.

Let's go. Clean up here.

[Narrator] Bhaskar's

relations had started souring.

And after ATS'

raids at Rama's den

Bhaskar's relationship with

Rama was also under threat.

What happened?

Are you not in the mood?

-Come close, I will turn you on.

-Move away.

-Have you gone mad?

-Fker, don't shout!

Why are you yelling?

Who taught you to fk?

I did.

Or you would still be

blowing condoms. Fker.

Have you forgotten your manners?

You want to teach me manners?

Why should I do anything for you?

When you want to fk me for free.

What do you mean?

What do I mean?

Should I tell you?

You are fooling me since long.

You will introduce me to the

producer! Make me a heroine!

Producer! Producer! Producer!

-Can't you think anything beyond him?

-Hey, don't scream. Chill.

[Ranjana] You and I, both know.

We are not sleeping

together for love.

We both are using each other.

If you can't do it, just say it.

You are not the only one,

who has contacts in films.

Bloody hell.

-Neither are you the only one, who

wants to sleep with me. -Go away.

Blood fker.

[Narrator] Bhaskar replaced

Brijesh's heroine in a jiffy

and helped Ranjana

bag her first film.

And her first brother.

Got a tip for you.

You don't give tips.

You are a pimp.

Lick those who give you commission.

If you want to remain alive,

then listen to me.

-Or else I better get going.

-Tell me.

Zaheer has issued a

contract for your death.

Contract?

Blood fker can't

even chew a paan properly.

And he hired g*ons to k*ll me?

Look, Emotional Bhaskar

he has lost his business.

Not his money.

He will lose all his money.

But he will not be able

to pay the price of my life.

If he had hired a k*ller,

I would be the first person to know.

From Rama?

Not everybody is a pimp like you.

[Bhaskar] Some are friends.

Friends who sacrifice

their lives for you?

Here.

Rama will take a b*llet here,

for me.

Get it?

And what if his own

family is in danger?

Then too?

Yes.

Okay.

Nice watch.

[Vaishnavi] Ready? Shall we leave?

Why do you look so tensed?

Did Shirodkar say something?

Let's go.

Did you take the keys?

[Brijesh] Applause!

Friends, I present

you my new venture

under the banner of

Rose Petal Entertainment.

Name of the film is, Glamour.

And starring in my film

is superstar Akhil Kapoor.

Please applause.

And for the first time.

I am introducing a new face.

Miss Ranjana Nagpal.

Applause.

-[Vaishnavi] I will be back.

-Where are you going?

[Vaishnavi] Don't you want

to double the investment?

Sir, I did everything you said.

The posters are well-made.

[Ranjana] Sir, just a minute.

-Her name is bigger than the

hero's name. -[Ranjana] Hey, come.

[Bhaskar] What is it?

What are you doing?

Are you mad?

[Ranjana] Thanking you.

Okay, fine.

I will come tonight.

-[Ranjana] I will show you love.

-Look my wife is here.

Vaishnavi. Ranjana.

Ranjana, she is Vaishnavi.

What?

Vaishnavi.

It's not you what you're thinking.

It isn't like what you saw.

You know

we don't have an

ordinary marriage, right?

It is a partnership.

[Vaishnavi] I am not

going to shed tears.

Because I know

it doesn't matter to you,

whether I still love you or not.

And it doesn't matter to me, that

you are nude with numerous girls.

But listen to this very carefully

I have the account

of all the money of those

whom you are sleeping with.

If you cheat about the money

then you won't be able to

even buy clothes for yourself.

Get it?

From today, neither will

you interfere in my life.

Nor will I, in yours.

Clear?

And listen

when you come out of shock, gather

all this and switch off the lamp.

[phone ringing]

-Hello.

-Bhaskar, come see me immediately.

-Why?

-I don't have time.

-Leave immediately.

-[Bhaskar] Now?

Yes, now.

What?

But where Anna?

You keep changing homes every day.

Just sit in the car, you will reach.

Okay, I am coming. Hang up.

[Narrator] Once, Rama and Bhaskar would

understand each other without words.

And now, the situation is as such,

even with words

they don't know if they

should trust each other's words.

Pridhvi, you are here?

What's the matter?

I don't know, you ask Dad.

Hop in.

Where do we have to go?

[Pridhvi] Right from

here and then a left.

Son makes the father a beggar.

But here a father has

made the son a beggar.

-[Bhaskar] Anna.

-[Rama] Don't step out.

-Let us go.

-Where?

-What's going on?

-I will tell you on the way.

[Bhaskar] Where?

I will tell you on

the way. Let's go.

You made Pridhvi do this?

You know how dangerous

it is outside?

I know how dangerous it is,

do you know?

[Rama] 24 hours, your office

and home are being scrutinized.

-Now come on, drive.

-Your boys?

[Pridhvi] Dad, I will come along.

-No, not now.

-I will come along too.

Come, we will have fun.

It will be a good drive. Come.

-[Bhide] I don't understand him.

-[Karekar] Good morning.

Good morning, sir.

-Where is this dkhead?

-He had called.

He said he was utilizing

his pending honeymoon leaves.

Fker.

He has fked around with so many,

wonder if he can still

get a hard-on with his wife.

-When is he coming back?

-He didn't say, sir.

That's the problem.

He is licking the a of

politicians and influential people.

-[Rama] It is very sad.

-What?

Ranjana. She has A*DS.

But you don't worry.

You didn't get wet in the rain;

you wore a raincoat.

-Anna.

-What? You didn't wear a raincoat?

Fker, you didn't wear a condom?

Oh, no.

[Rama] What happened?

I am joking. Your

face was worth seeing.

You got sh*t scared.

Totally.

It seems you will never have

a hard-on in your entire life.

-Let me check yours. Let me check.

-I am joking.

[Rama] I am joking. You don't worry.

You will not die a petty death.

When you die,

you will die in style.

Like Bachchan.

[phone ringing]

Is it your boss calling?

Do you think he is my boss? Hello.

It is me speaking.

Where are you?

Jerking in my bathroom,

want to join?

[Shirodkar] Take my

tip seriously, Bhaskar.

Rama can attack you at any time.

Stop fking around.

Bhaskar, please understand.

After your death, he will

replace Zaheer's position in Mumbai.

[Shirodkar] Your friendship

is a facade for him.

Don't be emotional.

-Okay, hang up.

-Are you with someone?

-Am I ever alone?

-With whom are you talking?

With whom are you?

Railway crossing.

Are you leaving the city?

Okay, hang up.

I will talk to you later.

Don't take this lightly.

Hello? Bhaskar?

[phone ringing]

[Rama] Why are you

going on attending calls?

Two friends are going

on a trip after so long,

and you want to spend

all the time on phone calls?

Anna, you too give me your phone.

My phone? Here it is.

[Rama] Okay, switched it off. Fine.

Now both the phones are here.

[phone ringing]

Hello, Constable Shinde speaking.

Can I speak to Bhaskar?

[Shinde] Who's this?

His wife.

He still isn't here.

What is it?

He has forgotten his ID at home.

Trying his phone since long,

it is switched off.

Oh, is it?

I will inform him, when he comes.

Okay, thank you.

Bhide, sir.

[knocking]

[Karekar] Yes, come in.

-[Bhide] Sir.

-Yes, Bhide.

[Bhide] Bhaskar's wife had called.

He left saying

he was going to the office.

Motherfker.

He wants to do it alone.

Without keeping us in the loop,

he wants to k*ll Rama alone.

And take all the credits.

Now what, sir?

Will pierce his a so bad,

so that he will think of

me every time he takes a dump.

-Trace him.

-Sir.

And inform me as soon

as you get any news.

[Bhide] Sir.

[doorbell ringing]

Sis-in-law, you?

Tell me one thing,

with whom were you talking

in a code language, over the phone?

Hmm?

Hey, I taught you to be a man.

And you want to fool me?

Tell me.

[Rama] With whom

were you talking to?

Would you have told me,

if I were you?

Why wouldn't I tell?

Life is so screwed.

We both are best friends.

But because of our professions,

we can't even trust each other.

Isn't it true? We chose this life.

Hey, I forgot to wear

vermillion on my forehead.

[Meera] Pridhvi said,

they both left together.

Did Bhaskar say anything?

No, he

Did Bhaskar come to your house?

Only Pridhvi was there.

I was at the temple.

And Pridhvi doesn't

know where they both went?

[Meera] I don't know, Vaishnavi.

But I am feeling very scared.

Don't worry.

I know someone who

knows where he is.

Wow.

Care to knock?

-Where is Bhaskar?

-Where?

How would I know?

Isn't it your job?

To keep track of people.

I am a journalist.

Not God. Right?

Sit.

All I know is that he is with Rama.

[Vaishnavi] Now both

their phones are switched off.

With Rama.

I need to do something quickly.

His life is in danger.

I know how to save him.

Leave.

[Ranjana] Hey, can't

you knock before entering?

So, what if you are a cop?

Whom are you showing the g*n to?

I am not scared of it.

You must have seen it many times

while dropping Bhaskar's pants.

-Hey, get out.

-Shut up!

[Karekar] I am not stuck in between

your legs like Bhaskar is. Get it?

Don't show me your attitude.

Where is he?

How would I know?

-[Karekar] Let me check your phone.

-[Ranjana] Hey.

Is the police so weak

that you're using force on girls?

Go away from here.

You are a whe, behave like one.

[phone ringing]

[Man 6] I am so hungry. Even

a banana will satiate my hunger.

Wait, I will ask them.

Hey do you know where

the breakfast is served?

-[Karekar] Fker.

-Why are you hitting me?

I am an artist too.

Bloody morons!

-Hello.

-[Shirodkar] Hello, Karekar sir.

Yes, who is it?

A tip about Bhaskar.

He is with Rama Shetty, sir.

Motherfker,

I knew that they both were together.

Where are they?

[Shirodkar] 99% they both

are going to their village.

99% means?

Sir, it is up to you now,

to believe me or not.

-Where is his village?

-[Shirodkar] Belawad

Tumkur District.

Something big is going

to happen today, sir.

But why are you telling me this?

[Narrator] Shirodkar had

made Bhaskar a celebrity.

And today Bhaskar was ignoring him.

Shirodkar was still bitter about

the humiliation Karekar brought him.

You purposely sent me to Dubai.

And Karekar didn't

want Bhaskar in the team.

[Bhaskar] You don't give tips.

You want commissions.

[Narrator] So, he thought, why

not pit them against each other?

After all, watching people

fk each other over

was something

Shirodkar loved very much.