01x10 - Leo vs. Fred

[bunniefuu]

[skeleton growling]

[Leo huffs]

[skeleton yells]

[skeletons growling]

[thunder cracks]

[group grunts]

- What the hell

was that?

You okay?

[light music]

- [Max] Who are you?

- I came to see the famous Hero

and his party for myself.

Instead, I found a trio of

hopeless halfwits.

[Max gasps]

- Your magic is incredible.

Maybe even stronger than Fred's.

Thanks for saving us back-

- I'll be the one to slay

the Demon Lord, boys.

You three oughta hurry on home,

so your mommy can

change your diapers.

[all grunting]

[all gasp]

[skeletons growling]

[expl*si*n booming]

[all gasp]

[lightning buzzes]

[skeletons growl]

- [Fred, Leo, and Max]

You again?

[upbeat music]

[Fred yells]

- [Fred] Hey!

[skeletons growl]

[all shouting]

[skeletons growling]

[expl*si*n booming]

[both gasp]

[Yuria shouts]

[expl*si*n booms]

- Thanks for the help, Yuria.

[Fred and Leo huff]

- Hey, come sit by the fire.

Aren't you cold?

- [Fred] You know, I get that

they're demons and all,

but most of them are wimps.

Feels like it's not even

worth the effort.

- [Leo] You said it.

Hey Yuria, we'll be the one

saving your a*s next time.

- She's not exactly friendly.

- Look who's talking,

Mr. Grumpy Pants.

- I thought I told you

to go home.

If you think the demons

aren't a threat,

you aren't paying attention.

They're all getting

stronger by the minute.

If it weren't for me showing up,

the three of you fools

would be long dead by now.

This is your last warning.

Be good little boys and go home

first thing in the morning.

- Come on, Yuria.

No need to be so uptight.

We've been friends for

a while now, haven't we?

- I don't need any damn friends.

- Why is she always

so pissed off?

- Just let her go.

[ground rumbling]

[Yuria gasps]

[skeletons screeching]

[Yuria huffs]

[smoke sizzling]

[Yuria gasps]

[air whooshing]

[Yuria shouts]

[expl*si*n booming]

- Interesting.

What a shame it would be

to leave you in the human realm.

Why not be reborn as

a demon instead?

- No, I don't think so.

I intend to slay

the Demon Lord myself.

- Hmm.

- And so you understand

I'm the only one who can.

[bones clattering]

[demon skeletons growling]

[Yuria gasps]

[Yuria shouts]

- If you refuse to cooperate,

then I could always force your

corpse to obey me instead.

[Yuria gasps]

[demons thudding]

- [Max] Yuria!

[upbeat music]

- Waiting for a woman

to be left on her own?

Special kind of coward.

- This b*stard looks

pretty tough.

I guess we don't

have to hold back.

["One Room Adventure"

by MADKID plays]

[Leo yelling]

[Fred yelling]

[metal clanks]

[Leo laughs]

- You know your strength

is no match for mine.

Sorry, Fred.

[Fred grunts]

- He got 'em!

- Ah! No!

[Leo grunting]

[Leo shouts]

[Leo groans]

[magic buzzes]

- Brings back memories.

That healing spell

of yours saved my life

more times than I can count.

But this is risky of you.

[hand pats]

Why would you come here

all alone?

You should have brought Max and

Yuria to at least give you a

chance.

- Are they like invincible

or what?

- Looks like they're

saying something.

Is the mic not working?

- Somebody needs to

teach these guys

how to project their voices.

- I didn't think someone

as sensible as you

would be foolish enough to try

and fight me at close range.

I figured you had some

kind of plan in place,

but it seems you really are

by yourself.

Did you come here to die,

my friend?

[magic buzzes]

- That is awfully

presumptuous of you, Leo.

While you were here

playing make-believe king

with your little

suck up flunkies,

you must have forgotten to keep

up with your strength training.

- I've never claimed to be

anyone's king.

We both know I'm not cut out

for something like that.

- Obviously, dumb a*s!

Yet here you are

with your cult followers.

You're blind to the fact

you're leading the blind.

There is no Gamma Republic!

That's total horseshit!

- Look, I am well aware

of how crazy it seems.

Still!

[Leo shouts]

When they banished me

to a wasteland

untouched for centuries,

people believed in me

enough to want to follow me!

Friends who chose to join me!

We all left the Kingdom and

transformed this barren land.

They worked their asses off

to dig up magic ore deposits

and create the hot springs!

And the damn Kingdom?

They tried to steal it

away from us.

Not asking, just taking!

What about all those people?

Where was the Kingdom for them?

- Yes, you're right.

That action was

totally unwarranted.

But you are not the first

person whose hard work

has gone unrecognized

and taken for granted.

And you should have accepted

the hand you were dealt,

like everyone else.

You and your pathetic

little worshipers.

[Leo groans]

[Leo huffs]

[Fred gasps]

Do you honestly believe

that k*lling me is going to

convince the Kingdom to

recognize your independence?

This pointless w*r of yours

is never going to end

the way you want it!

- Of course it will.

I will finish it.

Our voices will be heard by all!

That includes the Kingdom.

They have to listen

to us eventually.

- Oh, of course they will.

Go ahead and see what happens

when you keep this up.

Sure, they'll see

your perspective.

They are just itching to find

a mutual solution.

I bet they would,

if only the whole world

was made up of idealistic,

stupidly honest freaking

morons just like you!

[expl*si*n booms]

- Same old Leo and Fred.

And they're both about as strong

as you'd expect after 10 years.

This battle is intense.

[Leo yells]

At this rate, their bodies

are bound to give out soon.

Come and watch!

- No. I'm not interested.

- Stop it. This isn't the time

for your pity party.

These are your companions.

They're going to

k*ll each other!

Are you really going to sit

there and pretend not to care?

You're just gonna let your

friends fight to the death?

Are ya? Answer me!

[light music]

- Leave me alone!

[body thuds]

And what do you think

I should do?

What would me going out there

possibly accomplish?

Tell me, whose side am I

supposed to take, huh?

Well? Leo or Fred?

Which friend should I

beat to death?

Which one?

Are you gonna make me choose?

Are you?

[solemn piano music]

- Fine then.

It's just a real shame.

If the only thing you know

how to do is nothing,

then you are not

who I thought you were.

This is goodbye.

[air whooshes]

[Leo grunts]

[metal clinking]

[expl*si*n booms]

- That's what I mean

by stupidly honest.

- You'll pay for that.

[chimes shimmering]

[Leo gasps]

[rocks rumbling]

[Demon Lord groans]

- [Both] Who the hell is that?

- What the MF?

- What just happened over there?

- Owie!

Where's the camera?

Camera?

There it is.

[drone buzzing]

[Demon Lord laughs]

You foolish mortals!

I've waited anxious

for this moment!

- What is that thing?

- Is that a flying school girl?

- I came back to gaze upon

your silly little faces

as you went about your lives.

Imagine my surprise

when I found you

bickering amongst yourselves.

I could not have been happier.

Now then dumb humans,

you would do well

to remember your fear.

Because I'm here to declare,

that the Demon Lord has returned

in all my mighty glory!

- It's kind of cute.

[Max gasping]

[Demon Lord laughs]

- Seriously?

What a terrible idea!

- What? How'd that

little brat get in here?

- Did she say something

about the Demon Lord?

- I don't care!

Get her outta the way.

- How am I supposed to

do that from here?

- [Reporter]

Don't touch the drone!

- That demon up there.

- Have you seen it before?

- It's the same one that was

with Max when he showed up here.

- Wait, what now?

I knew Max had been

hanging around demons lately,

but I never saw that one

at his house before.

What's it trying to do?

- Piss me off.

- First, I'd like to

celebrate my resurrection

and I'll do it by annihilating

the Hero's two best

companions down there.

In your currently

injured states,

you don't stand

a chance against me.

Perish in darkness.

This is your end!

- What? Huh?

- No, wait!

This can't be happening!

- Say goodbye!

[Demon Lord yells]

[Demon Lord groaning]

- [Leo] Well, that was annoying.

- Sure was.

[Max groans]

[expl*si*n booms]

You're kidding me.

[Demon Lord laughing]

- So what do you

think there, Fred?

- Uncanny resemblance.

Do you think it could

really be him?

- The hero isn't here,

and you two can't set

your differences aside

for five seconds.

Prepare to meet your doom!

Max the Hero,

are you watching closely?

What are you waiting for?

If you don't get out here now,

I'll make sure you lose

everything this time.

If there's still part of you

that doesn't want

your friends to die,

then get off your lazy a*s

and face me, you loser!

Rise to the challenge

once more, Max!

Come on!

[expl*si*n booming]

- [Fred] I've got more questions

for Max than I did before.

- [Leo] Then I think we ought to

finish this once and for all,

before we get interrupted again.

[Max groaning]

[Max huffs]

- Goddammit!

Screw every last one

of those assholes.

f*ck it!

I don't care what happens.

I don't give a rats a*s!

'Cause now you pissed me off!

- Testing, testing?

Hello, livestream viewers.

Can you believe what

we're seeing right now?

An intense battle

between Fred and Leo

has begun to unfold

before our very eyes.

There's no doubt about it.

The outcome of this fight

will determine the fate

of the Kingdom and the Republic!

It's raw physical strength

versus magical prowess.

Who will be the ultimate victor

in this epic showdown?

- The chat group says

you need to shut up.

[trumpet music]

[Max shouts]

Let's go!

[Max whimpers]

[body thuds]

[whimsical music]

[Max whimpering]

The chain must have come off.

Can't catch a break, I swear.

God, what a pain in the a*s.

Now my hands are all dirty.

I am this close to just

going back inside.

[cat meows]

Ugh.

Okay, let's try this sh*t again.

Move it, p*ssy.

[cat shrieks]

[passerby shouting]

- What is that?

- Move it!

What is this, a parade?

Look out! Wide load

coming through, people.

Don't any of you

pieces of crap realize

that I'm trying to save the

frickin' world over here?

[people gasp]

- Holy sh*t!

[Max yelling]

[Fred pants]

[Fred laughs]

[Leo grunts]

- Well, Leo, are you prepared

to finally meet your maker?

Are ya?

?- Yeah, I am, without a doubt.

But something tells me

you've prepared yourself

for the same fate.

[sad music]

- Chief Secretary, please.

Don't do this, sir.

- Huh?

What? What's that?

[citizens yell]

[both yell]

- Out of the way!

[metal clanks]

[Max yells]

- Go rot in Hell, Leo!

- Come on and bring it, Fred.

[Both yelling]

[Max yells]

[body thuds]

Huh?

[Max groaning]

["Mirai=Teleport"

by Nenne plays]

[expl*si*n booming]

[Max yells]

- What a shame.

I'm out of ammunition.

You may survive this yet.

- He's got nowhere to go.

- Hey! Give up already!

- [laughs]

Think you can fight me

while injured?

You wouldn't stand a chance.

- You're not fooling anyone.

Just accept the fact that.

- I'll be looking forward to

the next time we meet.

- Dammit.

I guess he escaped.

[Yuria gasps]

Are you all right, Yuria?

Glad you made it outta alive.

- Why did you save me?

- You're a valuable asset

who shares a common goal.

We'd be stupid to let

that go to waste.

- Hmm.

You know what we call that

where I come from?

It's called having friends.

[Max yells]

[body thuds]

- Come. Let's get moving.