01x01 - I Ain't Come to Pay, I Came to Slay

[bunniefuu]

FAINT LAUGHTER

MAN: We're about ready.

WOMAN: Action!

# I used to sing sad songs alone

# Didn't need no-one else

# Never believed in myself

# Oh, I don't know where I let
my courage go

# You said I was a star

# No-one saw from afar

# Made me believe in myself

# And now I'm just a girl

# Deep in love, deep in love

# Yeah, there's something 'bout us

# Everything I need and I can't get
enough, enough

# You're my fire
Won't let you go

# You go

# You take me higher

# I lose control

# Control

# You're my fire

# Don't you know?

# You know

# You're my fire, baby
My fire, baby

SONG CONTINUES PLAYING ON HER PHONE

# You said I used to make
you laugh... #

Oi!

# Chemistry...

MAN: Hey, baby girl.

# Oh, I never knew love was so...

# It's like I was made for you... #

I'd die for you.

SHE GASPS

# Yeah, there's something about us

# You're everything I need and I
can't get enough

You're disgusting.

Anton, I'm sorry!

HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS

Well, I won't tell you again.
Come on.

SHE SCREAMS

f*ck!

CAN ON FLOOR RATTLES

Anton, I am ringing
you for f*ck's sake.

Hmm.

WOMAN: Sasha, you better not be
smoking up there.

Sasha!

No, I'm not smoking,
thank you very much.

DAD: Sasha, didn't you hear what
your mum said?

Yes, I'm not deaf.

I said I'm not smoking.

DAD: She is.

Sing for them, babe.
I'm not singing.

You sing. My baby does...

My baby girl's a bad gyal singing.
Sing, baby.

# Get the camera out my face. #

THEY LAUGH
I'm not singing.

I told you.

Hey.

Last night was a lot.

I didn't feel well, so I came home
and went straight to bed.

I'm sorry for what I told ya.

But can we talk?

I would never look styling
like this, though.

I love this filter.

People at school will think you're
twins. Oh, twins. Did you hear that?

MWAH
Ew, you two are so annoying.

Sasha, do you like my hair?

Your sister copied me.
Nice.

I told you. They're really good in
that salon.

And I told you they don't cut curly
hair, so... Sasha, can have a word?

About what?

It'll only take a minute.

My mother is over for lunch
this afternoon, so I don't want

any trouble or smoking.

I weren't smoking.

Well, I smell smoke.

Can you take this upstairs?

No, I'm going out.

You woke me and your mum up again
last night. And you woke me up.

Listen, I don't feel well.

So I come home early and I went
straight to bed.

Woke up the whole street.

No, I never.
Can you borrow me some money?

No, take these.

You came in at 3:00 in the morning,
there was shouting, rapping,

swearing. Recording your EP that
no-one's ever going to listen to.

So sad.
DOORBELL CHIMES

I'll get that.

I want to talk
to you about something, actually.

Can I borrow 20 quid?
SHE SIGHS

I'll pay you it back.

You drank too much.

I barely drank last night.

Laura.

Laura, please come through.

What's going on, Kevin?

Hello, I'm Officer Stevens.

I was explaining to your husband,
I'm only here for an informal chat

with your daughter.

Are you Sasha?

MEGAN: You're in trouble.

OFFICER: Would you be able to tell
me your whereabouts last night?

Sasha, take off your hood.

What's this about?

Last night someone set fire
to Mr Anton Mills' front garden.

Oh, my God, that's awful.

Megan, I think you should go
to your room, please.

Oh, why?

Oh, that is crazy.

Is everyone all right?

No-one was injured, but
this is a case of arson

that we're investigating,
at the very least. Deary me.

Thank God someone wasn't k*lled.

I'm a strategic liaison and support
manager for the local council,

so I am happy to cooperate.

Why are you saying that?

I have nothing to hide, Sasha.

Anton Mills said you followed him
to the nightclub.

No. I was shown a text message you
sent to Mr Mills saying,

"OMW" at 1.40am.

What does that mean?

It's slang for "on my way".

No, it means...

..oh, my word.

You don't even know what it means.

Come on, now. We know that you
and your ex-boyfriend...

He's not my ex boyfriend,
he's my....

Look, I was here last night,
so all of this is very wild.

I see.

Well, I won't be making
any arrests today, but this is now

an ongoing investigation.

So I suggest you do not contact
Mr Mills or go near his premises.

Understood.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Wait!

Do you know if Anton's phone's
working, then?

Right, thank you, sir.

I can't apologise enough.

You are obviously very busy,
so thank you. What??

Why are you looking at me
like that?

Where are you going?
Not to see Anton.

The police said. What did you do?

Nothing, I swear.

I swear on...on Kevin's life.

This is nothing to do with me.

Please, can you not swear
on my life?

"Oh, my name's Kevin.

"And I know everything because I go
to bed at f*cking 7.00pm

"and I don't watch Love Island."
Sasha!

I swear.

You called the police?
Are you f*cking mad?

How can you even think I would do
something like that?

f*cking call me back.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean
that, yeah. Can you...?

Can you call me?

MUSIC PLAYS OVER SHOP STEREO

# Tell me how I lose control... #

You come here to buy something,
or do The Voice?

Funny.

Can I get some king-sized papers?

£2.
SHE SUCKS TEETH

They're expensive
because they are bad for you.

Last night, you drink vodka,
today beer?

Alcohol is also very bad for you,
bad for skin, liver, fertility.

Big man ting, you don't know the
night I've had, why I'm in here

and you sat there, with your two
twos comments...

Hurry up and pay.
Who are you talking to?

I'm talking to you, big head.

I don't see no-one else in here.

Your trainers are dead.

LOUD RAP MUSIC PLAYS

Cool?
# Previously, we had g*ns. #

Yeah, you all right?

What? Turn that down, blood.

# Previously they had g*ns... #
MUSIC VOLUME DECREASES

Let me get an eighth. What?
f*cking drive, you dumb prick.

There's space.

f*ck. Take this.

It's loud, by the way.

That sh*t's going to have you
speaking in tongues.

Trust.

Better be careful.
Sure I'll be all right.

Yeah, drop me here.

HE LAUGHS

You're the girl from that video.

Oh, my...

What video?
THEY LAUGH

The one you posted,
singing in bed crying.

What are you talking about?

What?

THEY CONTINUE LAUGHING

Oh, my stomach!

# Anton, yeah

# I just want you to be with me

# Anton, yeah

# Ride with me,
I'm the girl you need

# Anton, yeah...

BOTH: # Call me back...
LAUGHTER

# I don't care who knows

# You are my boyfriend
My best friend... #

Just call me back.

I watched that like 20 times.

# Anton, yeah... #

You can sing good, though, you know,
doing your Alicia Keys and that.

Where you want now? I'm going home.

Just want to get lean and go
to f*cking bed.

Is your friend all right? Why, you
don't want to spend time with me?

I have a man. What, you can't
have friends?

I've got a drop
at a new location.

Follow man quickly,
help us blend in.

RAP MUSIC PLAYS

# Previously,
we had g*ns in the car

# The guy's still drilling

# On the back of the road

# They know who did it

# I'm the type to help
the children... #

So why are you crying
all over your socials?

Man not give you good D, no?

Probably vexed with you because you
got so mashed up last night.

Why the f*ck am I here?

No, this is...
LIGHTER FLICKS

Hm?

Knock, then.

WOMAN: It's open.

Planting.

Let me go first.

Bro, this is how my girl is
living, yeah?

Rich, rich.

I know this is comfortable.

Hey, what's happening, boys?

Thanks for coming here.

You can never be too careful.

What are you saying up, princess?

Ah, pure rushing, look,

I've not even got my lashes done.

PHONE VIBRATES

Who's she?

I'm ... Who are you?

Ignore her. She's mad.

Can you do what you doing?

I got things to do, you know?

I'm Carly.

He's a dickhead, innit he? Oi!

You girls some UFC fighters? What?
You reckon you can jump us, man?

Ronda Rousey and that.

THEY LAUGH

Listen, I haven't got all the money
today.

Can I pay you next time?

Babes...

You know what you're doing.

Oh, please.

Come on.

All right, but only cos it's you.

Come.

Hold on.

What's your name? Sasha.

And what do you do, Sasha?

I'm a singer. Right now
I'm just trying to get away

from these pricks.

Well, you should come with me
and my girls

to this Esmeralda launch tonight.

Esmeralda Akiva.

Yeah, I've got space on my
guest list.

Loads of free drinks.

There'll probably be music people
there.

Let me add ya.

I might see you later.

RAP MUSIC PLAYS

How that's girl got all this money?

How does any pretty girl
make money off the Gram?

Use your f*cking brain.

You think she'll let you beat?

That white girl's her own, bro.

There's this bum dark-skinned ting
that she rolls with, yeah?

Sweet one.

Do you think I could pay
you for the weed later

because... I didn't come to pay,
I came to slay?

HE SUCKS TEETH
Good one.

Good one. Good one. Good one.

THEY LAUGH

f*cking psychos.

VOICEMAIL: You have reached...
Anton.

Please leave a message
after the tone.

SHE SIGHS

SHE COUGHS

Jeez.

No, it doesn't look like much,

but she doesn't eat much,
does she? There's plenty.

I noticed there was a pile left
last time she came.

Aren't you supposed to be in prison?

Megan, I'm not in the mood.
Please.

Yeah, well, then go upstairs to
your dungeon like you normally do.

Hashtag troll life.

As soon as you turn 16,
I'm going to be there waiting,

and then I'm going to kick you
in your c**t.

What the f*ck? At the clinic,
she said she had...

You're joking.

I didn't expect you back so early.

Stop. Stop. Joan's coming over.

You should have said if you were
planning on joining us, Sasha.

I've made a special lunch

and there isn't enough
for you, I'm afraid.

What is it, f*cking duck a l'orange
again?

Right.

What happened with you and Anton?

Nothing. We broke up.

People break up.

But when? Why is he saying
all this stuff?

Doesn't matter.

Do I look like the sort of person
who goes around starting fires?

SHE LAUGHS

Here.

Explain why I found this
in your room earlier.

You can't just go in my room.

You need to own up to
what you've done.

Of course you believe everyone
but me.

You're coming in your pants

at the thought of me going
to prison. Sasha!

The things you do
affect other people.

I don't want to affect other people.

I am just trying to live my truth.

What truth?

Grow up!

Your whole generation
is self-obsessed.

Social media has convinced you

that you're all going to be
the next Lisa Stansfield.

I don't even know who that is, bruv.

I'm not getting involved.
You are involved, Laura.

I can't take this any more.

The police! I can't live like this.

Sasha.

We're moving.

No, we're not. No, no.

WE are moving.

Megan and us,
we're selling up and moving.

And you...

You are not coming. Kevin!

I wanted to talk to you.

You're an adult.
You keep telling us you're an adult.

Well, it's time to bloody
act like one.

You'd let him kick me out?

Kevin!
DOORBELL RINGS

I'll get it.

I said I would do it.

I'm sorry.

She's high, Laura,
she's always high.

No, you're always high.

You don't know what it means
to have it hard.

Someone needs to tell you.

Music career? Ha!

Never going to happen.

You have the face of a nonce.

So I'm not surprised you're always
sticking up for Megan,

cos you're probably trying
to f*ck her. Sasha!

Oh, my God! I hate you!

Ow! Girls, stop it!

Ow, ow!

Ah!

Oh, God.

SHE PANTS

Are you happy?

Kevin's mum's just left.

Yes, very.
What are you doing?

You're moving out.
You didn't even tell me.

You attacked Kevin!

Megan attacked me!

You know what? I don't need this
family

cos I've been taking care of myself
since I was five years old!

You remember that, do you?

So it's my fault?

It's always my fault!

I know I made mistakes with your dad
and Megan's dad,

but I tried my best,

and it wasn't easy,
having you at 17.

Oh, here we go.
Sorry for being born!

You always got what you wanted!

Piano lessons. Singing lessons.

You spent all your grandma's
money on that EP!

I'm still working on it!

You know, none of you lot
want me here,

so I'm f*cking going.

Why are you so angry all the time?

I'm not angry!

I'm not going to beg you to stay.

Did I ask you to?

You don't give a sh*t about my
happiness.

No, I don't.

Go on. f*ck off, then!

PHONE DIALS

VOICEMAIL: You have reached...
Anton.

Please leave a message after the...
SHE HANGS UP

PHONE VIBRATES

# I'm a loser

# Oh, baby would you say

# I'm a f*cking loser?

# I want to scream

# Nobody hears me

# I want to scream

# Nobody hears me

# I am a piece of sh*t

# What am I going to do now?

# Ain't got a boyfriend

# Ain't got a record deal

# Ain't got no job

# I'm a piece of sh*t

# And I just left home

# Anton, babe

# I just want you to be with me

# Anton, babe

# Ride with me

# I'm the girl you need

# Anton
I'm a loser

# Nobody but you but

# I'm a f*cking loser

# I want to scream

# Nobody hears me

# I want to scream

# Nobody hears me. #

R&B MUSIC PLAYS

You need a wristband, it's VIP.

They ain't got wristbands.

They're famous.

How do you know I'm not famous?

MUSIC STOPS

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

CROWD GOES QUIET

Hey, beautiful people.

Esmeralda is everything we look for
in a Rayan beauty ambassador.

AUDIENCE MEMBER: I love you!

She's fierce, she's fun
and most of all,

she's fricking stunning!

CHEERING

I want to thank Rayan for having me
be part of this amazing collection.

I feel so blessed and lucky.

Today also marks my
one millionth follower.

CHEERING

And to celebrate, I have
a preview of my debut single,

Reggaetan Dream Big.

I love you guys so much.

CHEERING

One, two, three.

HEAVILY AUTOTUNED:
# You're the only one in the room

# This is from me to you

# Everything that you do

# Makes me a fan of you

# How many ways to say "I love you"

# All over the globe?

# Wherever you go, I follow

# Friendship is my home

One, two, three.

# Te quiero

# Wo ai ni

# Je t'aime

# Nakupenda

# Ina son ka

# Asheghetam

# I love you

# Oh, reggaetan

# Tan... #

Do you think she knows
it's actually reggaeton?

Oh, hey. Haven't seen you in ages,
Kobi.

Yeah. I just got back from Tokyo.

I'm studying out there,
but I'm back now.

What are you doing here?

Some random girl invited me.

Nice.

My mate's DJing so I helped
to set up.

How's everything? How's Anton?

Yeah, he's good.

Good.

Nice of you to show up.

I've been here for time. I messaged
you. I didn't have signal!

Come on.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

She's big time now, isn't she?

She just bought a two-bed flat
in the middle of central London.

Jealous.

Who do you live with?

I just...live by myself
cos I need my independence.

Oh, I'm exactly the same.

Have you always lived in London?
East London, yeah.

Sorry, East London. Got to
make sure you rep your ends.

Are you all right, babe?

Hey!

Saleem told me you're his
girlfriend.

I'm not his f*cking girlfriend.

He's smoking crack.

Here, you're funny, you.

Right. Multiple choice.

If your cousin's husband
was a proper ten,

would you A, bang him,

B, cheeky snog,

or C, suck him off?

Er, none of them, if it was my
cousin's husband.

I'd pick C.

And B.

And A!

f*cking hell.

What, is this Northern banter?
Shut up!

Man, I miss Ian.

Do you usually invite strangers
to events?

Do you usually accept
invitations from strangers?

I'm just trying to get myself out
there more.

I'm working on my EP at the moment.

So this is good promotion for you.

You know that followers
are like currency, right?

The more followers you have,

the more people will listen
and share your music.

I do a lot of online work.

Image modelling, social media.

That why you've got loads of
followers?

If you're clever enough,
anyone can get big online.

Trust me,

you've just got to play the game.

Stick with me.
I'll teach you, if you like.

Meet my new mate, Sasha.

She is going to be a huge
f*cking superstar singer.

Yas, go, queen!

Hey.

Yeah, you guys cool.

So are you filming any music
videos?

No, but I will be soon.

Just deciding which songs
to release first.

Better got to know her now
before she gets famous

and forgets about you!

I love curly hair.

Doesn't matter what it is,
I live for free sh*t.

Trust me. I used to live with Carly.

Oh, I'm Paris. Yeah, we had
a crazy time together.

She's a lot, though.
So just be careful.

Sasha! Sasha, get in.

This is my friend, Sasha.

She's a singer, as well.

Hey.

Oh, my God, has he ever taken
a photo before?

Yeah, in 1959.

# Welcome to my city
Where the girls are really pretty

# Where the life is really litty

# Where the cars are really trippy

# Everybody dreaming
It's where everybody busy

# Welcome to my city
Everybody on the heavy

# Welcome to the high life
Welcome to the big life

# Welcome to the big life... #

MUSIC FADES

PHONE DIALS

VOICEMAIL: You have reached...
Anton.

Please leave a message
after the tone.

Khadija, it'd only be for
a little bit.

Oh, come on.

Oh, whatever, then, innit?

Yeah, all right. Stay like that.

Hey. What's going on, Claudia?

Right... Nah. Nah.

Nah, so I paid you for that.

Yeah, I did.

Claudia.

Claudia. Claudia!

PHONE VIBRATES

Hey. Are you all right?

I was calling you all day.

Yeah, I'm cool.

Why is Anton saying all that stuff
about you?

That you set fire to his house?
I dunno.

He's been airing me for two weeks

so I don't know what that boy's
talking about.

Obviously, I never done
what he's saying.

You were really upset
when you left the club.

Abi, why you ringing me?

Cos I wanted to see
if you were OK.

Well, yeah, we ain't chatted
for time, so...

Don't put that on me.

I've made so much effort with you.

Well, you're alive,
so I'm going to go.

All right. Bye.

# It's the last time
that you f*ck with me

# Call a girl crazy
but talk is cheap

# Never been perfect
cos I'm not a lady

# And I'll do it on my ones
You can sit and watch me

# You're going to know my name

# You're going to beg for me.

# Keep coming back again

# You know you're dead to me

# All black
Watch when I'm k*lling the game

# I've got m*rder in my DNA

# Bury my feelings
Nobody see me

# I'm digging graves
Better believe me

You lot are mad.

Treating me like I ain't worth sh*t.

Bunch of jokers.

Watch what I do next.

Yeah.

# Get out of my life
I'm the star of this sh*t

# If you're not on my side

# I'm a crazy b*tch like

# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

# I'mma start some sh*t like

# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

# You made me like this

# Yeah

# You made me like this
This

# This, this

# Yeah

# You made me like this

# Good thing I like my own company

# You don't know loyalty

# Respect, no Aretha

# Keep 'em coming for my neck

# Cancel culture in my own home

# No-one cares that I've been low

Hey, what you doing?
# f*ck that, f*ck your opinion

# If I can't be the hero,
I'll be the villain

# You're going to know my name

# You're going to beg for me
Begging for me

# Keep coming back again

# You know you're dead to me
All black

# Watch when I'm k*lling the game

# I've got m*rder in my DNA

# Bury my feelings, nobody see me

# I'm digging graves
Better believe it

# Get out of my life

# I'm the star of this sh*t

# If you're not on my side

# I'm a crazy b*tch like

# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

# I'mma start some sh*t like

# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

# You made me like this

# Yeah

# You made me like this

# Yeah

# You made me like this. #

Anton, what the f*ck are you doing?
I can see you, you know!

What the f*ck are you doing here?

You haven't talked to me for two
weeks. Who the f*ck is that girl?

I met her tonight.

What, I can't talk to other people,
now? We're not together, Sasha.

I'm sorry! I shouldn't have told you
what I said. I should have...

So you made it up?

No, I'm... No? No?

Then go, then. I ain't got nothing
to say to you. No, wait. Wait!

No, f*ck you, Sasha.

Cos if you done that,
you're nothing but a f*cking h*.

Ah! Anton!

Listen to me, I told you...
Just, please...

Anton, I just want to talk to you!

I just need two minutes, please!

Get off me. Get off me, man!

Anton!

# Get out of my life
I'm the star of this sh*t

SHE SCREAMS

# If you're not on my side
I'm a crazy b*tch... #

Sasha, wait! Let me get you a cab.
No, just leave me alone.

# I'mma start some sh*t like
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

# You made me like this... #

Anton, I am ringing you,
for f*ck'S SAKE!

# You made me like this

# Yeah

# You made me like this... #

# Oh, oh, oh
I'm the star of this sh*t

# If you're not on my side
I'm a crazy b*tch

# Get out, get out, get out

# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

# You made me like this

# Oh

# Yeah

# Yeah, you made me like this

# Yeah
Yeah

# You made me like this

# Oh, oh

# You made me like this

# Yeah

# You made me like this. #

You all right?

Get it, baby.

Watch it, watch it.
Boom! Dead!

What? What? Come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What?

f*cking pricks! f*cking pricks!

I told you, man.

Talk to me nice. All right, bruv,
you won. Talk to me nice. All right.

Let's go... Let's go again.

Talk to me nice when it comes to
football! Whatever, man.

I told you, you can't beat
me on this game.

I'm too much, bro. Too much.
No, no...

PHONE BUZZES

Keep the same men.
Are you playing me with Arsenal?

LAUGHTER

Do you know what, bruv...?

THEY LAUGH

All right, you won. All right, OK.
That was a good goal still.

I was thinking I had you, bruv...

CONVERSATION CONTINUES

Yeah, blud.

No.

Oh, bruv, what's...?

LAUGHTER

We don't do that round here. OK...

LAUGHTER

Oh, bruv... This controller
ain't working properly, bro.

Go on... Go on.

No, no. Go on. No, no. Go on. Go on.

What? Go...

LAUGHTER

Well done! But I ain't
playing properly, bruv.

You know if I was playing properly,
I would...

LAUGHTER

Well, you won one.
Score another goal.

I will score another goal.
You ain't going to score.

West Ham next time.

LAUGHTER

Can't beat me! Oh, come on, man.

This game's sh*t anyway, bruv.

Listen... All right, let's see,
let's see. Come on, bruv.

This song is for the person
who knows me better than anyone.

You know who I'm talking about.

Anton, I'm talking to you, right.

We've been together for ten years
and now, what, yeah,

oh, you don't even know me?

Cos, ladies, watch your man.
Watch your man.

You're a prick, Anton!
You f*cking prick.

I don't like you. I don't like you
with that other girl, yeah?

f*ck you.
What are you looking at?

No. Suck your mum. Prick.

f*cking...

Just call me back.

Oh, f*ck.